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#it's me i'm in shambles
radplaidtacofan · 1 year
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One of my favourite parts of TotK is that immediately after witnessing the gayest fucking statue of Link and Sidon you learn that Sidon is heterosexually engaged
Top tier comedy. Shippers are in absolute shambles
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batbabydamian · 13 days
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Jorge Jimenez C2E2 2024 Commission!
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lotus-pear · 9 months
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yeah sure therapy is nice but teen soukoku is faster and a lot cheaper
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daisynik7 · 4 months
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thinking about him bouncing you up and down on his cock, grip so tight around your hips, his fingernails dig into your flesh. your eyes glazed over, tongue lolling from your mouth in a fucked out expression. "'gonna come," you manage to whimper pathetically.
he smiles, all too eager. "come for me, baby. come on this cock."
ragged moans pour from between your lips, clenching him in another delicious orgasm, body pliant like a rag doll as he increases the pace of his thrusts. he watches you with a crazed look in his eyes, spit flying out of his mouth when he grunts, "that’s it, fuck you through it. fuck you through it" until you squirt all over his lap.
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pawnyao · 8 months
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I'm in shambles
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hayden-christensen · 1 year
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EWAN MCGREGOR & HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN After the ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ Ep 6 duel and confrontation was played on screen during the ‘A Look Back at Obi-Wan Kenobi’ panel at Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023 | April 9, 2023
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adobe-outdesign · 3 months
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shoutout to Neopets for having no consistency with how they handle families re: species
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like imagine you're Sophie's mom here and you're ready for your first kid to be a kangaroo thing like yourself or a dragon like your husband and instead it's a dog. And you're like "okay the next one will be a kangaroo thing or a dragon" but no it's a wolf. And THEN you're like "okay it's canines. we have this figured out it's always gonna be canines" and then you have another kid and it's a goat
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venacoeurva · 3 months
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Unstoppable force vs immovable object, truly (I couldn’t decide which version to go with, so have both)
-Please do not reupload/edit/use.-
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sugarpasteltmnt · 9 days
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trying to work on this chapter when i just want to get to the REALLY FUN CHAPTER
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94badbye · 3 months
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I JUST REWATCHED THAT ONE SCENE FROM TROLLHUNTERS S3 WHERE EVERYONE IS TRYING TO CALM JIM DOWN ON THE ROOFTOP AND THEN BLINKY WALKS UP TO HIM AND SAYS "WHEN I GAZE UPON YOU, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? I SEE A CHAMPION. A FRIEND. A SON. A MAGNIFICENT SON." WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO DO DO THEY WANT TO CAUSE ME EMOTIONAL PAIN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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emotional-engine · 10 months
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In case you missed - GREAT Neopets News!
I didn't see anybody talking about the news here, so I thought that I could share a summary.
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The Neopets Team announced today that they're under new management. They're no longer affiliated with Jumpstart (which announced their closure back in June) or their parent company NetDragon.
In their blog post in the official Neopets Medium page, they confirm that they are now an independent company:
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(Dominc Law, worked for NetDragon and was an old school Neopets player. He put together a team to work on saving the brand.)
Also in that blog post the team talks about how they are well aware of the problems the site has been through in the last decade, they acknowledge the lack of resources which resulted in the Neopets website being left broken.
Going ahead, they are going to focus on community requests, such as speeding up the process of Flash Games conversion, clearing up the page conversion backlog, bug fixes, mobile compatibility issues and improving customer support.
Most importantly, in my opinion, they clear up that they WILL NOT go forward with any Metaverse bullshit, and will instead work on creating a game that feels like Neopets:
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At this point, they have secured $4M in funding from various (unnamed) investors with additional funding from the management buyout. For the first time in forever, it looks like TNT has the resources they need to move the brand forward. In the blog post, they mention they have already hired developers and artists to work on the fixes the site needs.
From what it looks like, the game will be a mobile social life-simulation, parallel to the current website. We don’t have to worry that neopets.com will be replaced by a mobile app.
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As of now, they have announced:
A brand new plot, scheduled for early 2024
A 2 million(!) NeoCash giveaway
More transparency with monthly updates from the team, scheduled AMAs
Neopets will be under the control of a new, unified entity: World of Neopia, Inc - the website will remain the same (neopets.com)
A Brand Ambassador Program
No longer going forward with NFT/Metaverse stuff
At the end, they published a FAQ with some answers that I found to be good and very interesting:
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You can read the entire blog post here.
Or watch the YouTube announcement (which is way shorter):
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crystallizsch · 6 days
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guess what glomas brainrot is back (it never left) yall have no idea the state that i am in
thinking about dancing with the one(tm)
it can be so intimate there's a bonding moment there that's just so fun and nice
all you see is each other despite the masks that conceal your faces your bodies are in sync dancing to the rhythm of the music your movements are so fluid as if you both were one and the same and the whole world seems to fade away and there is nothing and no one but you and your one and only, your companion, your best friend, your beloved, the love of your life that it'll be a shame that once the song ends you regretfully part like trying to pull apart magnets stuck to each other but still you both give each other a smile knowing this is not the end as you move on to your next dance partner
so yeah-
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thelostcameron · 1 year
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I have decided to start a chain. Reblog and put your comfort/relatable character (and a reasoning if you desire). And hope people have fun with this! I'll start,
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Friends who I am tagging because why not, they may be interested: @bylerr-swift @bumblebeezstuffz
Edit: I forgot to mention, but multiple are allowed. The more the merrier, GO NUTS PEOPLE!
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brabe · 2 years
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is it even a top gun movie if it doesn't genuinely make you wonder for a sec whether they're going in for a kiss or for a hug after the final dogfight
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emdotcom · 6 months
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If you re-bagle, the sable will be able.
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rhinocio · 3 months
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we got family drama (negative), we got family drama (positive), we got family drama (related to missing american action movie star Lou Jitsu)!!! rise rabbit multiverse has got it all!!!
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