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mitchelldraws · 2 years
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In my restless dreams, I see that ass
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justletmeon12 · 1 month
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Vox: VoxTek isn't your own personal travel agency. It doesn't exist so you can jet off to Whore Island.
Valentino: That's not... a real place.
Vox: I have 50 minor overlords who'd literally kill to move up to your position. And if you don't square your operations account by Monday, they won't need to. Your position will be VACANT!... Val?
Valentino: Hmm? Sorry, I was picturing Whore Island.
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lesbianbatlucille · 1 year
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twd/onion articles part 7
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bleach-your-panties · 5 months
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Oh, the weather outside is frightful...☕️❄️
.....but these boys are so delightful!
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Welcome to...
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....where the naughtier you are, the nicer the rewards!
❄️event dates: dec 1st - 25th
❄️event details: 25 days of short/medium, crack-filled, smutty, fluffy, or suggestive holiday-themed writing
❄️prompts pre-selected. some characters pre-selected, some requested by my
#💗💗🍡°panty droppers! love you! 💋🌹
❄️tags: #happyhornydays ,
#⋰❄︎gotta sin to win❄︎⋱ , #sincember
❄️snowflake divider: tararoyal via glitter-graphics
🛑Santa stop here🛑✧・゚: *✧・゚:*
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*ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜⁱᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ🫶🏽
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THE RETURN OF MY REBLOG DRAW!!!
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For one month only! As it says above, if you reblog ANY of my writing in the month of October you will automatically be entered into my prize draw. If you reblog AND comment then you get 2 entries. There is no maximum amount of entries so for each reblog of my writing you're name goes on the wheel.
I do plan on posting some stuff in October but you can reblog ANYTHING from my masterlist and onto the wheel you go.
I will decide how many winners I'm picking nearer the end of October depending on how many entries I've got to the draw.
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bebe-benzenheimer · 11 months
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CANCELLED MOVIES MEME [44/∞]- PINOCCHIO: THE ROBOT
year: 1985
plot: the Pinocchio story set in a dystopian New York, featuring Lee Marvin as Gepetto and to be directed by Tobe Hooper under distribution from Cannon Pictures
reason for cancellation: possibly due to a pay dispute involving scriptwriters Dan O'Bannon and Don Jakoby
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stalactites · 2 years
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It's back!! I've been wondering when you'd repost the Jack Black gif set, it's been so long!
seasons come and go but jack black making out with a dude gifset is forever
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blossyossyossy · 1 year
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IT'S HAPPENING!!!
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 The messenger from Erestra found Logan first with the news, and Logan went straight to Patton.
 “Patton. We must speak.”
 They were downstairs in the vault. Centauri mages had already cleared away most of the destruction left behind by the theft, but Patton had insisted on checking the enchantments on each of the items stored here himself. Thus far, all other items seemed to be accounted for.
 “Hey, kiddo.” Patton closed his spellbook, and turned to face Logan. The space was lit by Patton’s pale blue Dancing Lights spell. Logan was, as always, comforted by the morning-breeze scent that accompanied the presence of Patton’s magic. “What’s up?”
 Logan held up the scroll the Erestrian messenger had given him. “There’s been an attack on Ashva Serin.”
 “That’s… impossible,” Patton said, brow furrowing. “There’s been no reports of Stormhold movement.”
 “Regardless, the Drakae House has seized the Anjarian capital and, presumably, the Amulet piece housed there,” Logan said.
 “Lo-” Patton started, but Logan continued talking, brushing off his brother’s attempt to interrupt him.
 “Now the Empire has control of all three pieces, it is imperative we determine their intentions. Failure to do so will no doubt have dire consequences.”
 “Of course I know that!” Patton’s voice wavered in a way Logan hadn’t heard since they were children. He hugged his spellbook close to his chest, as if it could shield him from the discussion. Then, quietly, he added, “Logan, this… this is all so much. I don’t- I don’t know if…”
 He trailed off. Logan frowned. “You do not have a choice,” he said. “The reality is, this is happening, and we must make hard decisions.”
[continue on AO3] | [read from beginning]
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bastard--bunny · 1 year
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I'm happy to announce that the posts on here are back to their normal ~dark mode~ self, no more white background! You don't know how much something means to you until it's gone, thank goodness that shit is over 🥹
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orangejuicetoast42 · 2 years
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The witch scoffed at her explanation. “So what, you did it out of pity? Like I’m someone who needs your help?” 
Now that struck a chord with Luz. She may have not known exactly why she felt the need to approach the witch, but she at least knew that was not the reason. She knew what pity felt like and she would eat twenty bowls of that grey slop before she cast pity on someone else. 
“Not a chance.” 
The witch looked back at Luz as the human’s intonation had suddenly dropped to something similar to a low growl. 
While partaking in one of Eda's "magic lessons", Luz stumbles upon a girl who is at the end of her rope, and a cliff but that's not important. What is important is the chaos that ensues upon the discovery that the infestation at Hexside wasn't properly handled.
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ditzybat · 28 days
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damian: why'd you shoot that man? i think he's dead
jason: he was pulling out his weapon
damian: what are you, a cop?
jason on the verge of tears: i'm so proud of you, but never compare me to a cop again
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getousatoruu · 1 month
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BOY MOM GOJO SO CANON
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mydairpercabeth · 3 months
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season 4 is gonna hurt me i fear
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tfw you’ve been tasked to murder the prince of the northern water tribe but he’s really majestic
(they make a compromise)
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Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona
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And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me 
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There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble 
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That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything 
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