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howicked · 10 months
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Jim Howick in YONDERLAND: Who's the Naughtiest on Set? (PART 2)
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crucifiedfaerie · 6 months
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Kylo Ren — SFW Alphabet
no warnings, just lots of fluff and lil bit of angst !! however, just bc its SFW, doesn't mean i want minors interacting w this, BEGONE !!! TO THE GLUE TRAP YOU GO !
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— AFFECTION (how affectionate are they?)
in the beginning of your relationship, affection was very scarce. kylo wanted so badly to open up to you more, but was too afraid to, so when he would catch himself getting too close or too affectionate he would pull away and become that cold and calculated kylo again who you knew all too well. when he did finally admit his feelings, he couldn't get enough of you, as if he were making up for all of the lost time he spent pushing you away.
"i cant believe i waited so long to do this, what a fool i am."
— BEST FRIEND (what are they like as a bestie?)
the only hc i have for you as best friends would be if you grew up together in jedi training... and you guys would fuck w each other CONSTANTLY. like practically bully each other, it's all in good fun though. luke would refer to the two of you as partners-in-many-crimes because of the several messes you'd make doing stupid shit. one time ben almost burned the hut down because you dared him to light fireworks outside of luke's window while he slept. bad fucking idea.
"you idiot, he's going to kill us, you know?"
— CUDDLES (how do they like to cuddle?)
kylo loves holding you. his favorite is when your head is on his chest because it makes it easy for him to play with your hair. he also loves being the big spoon, wrapping his strong arms around your small frame. in those moments you were a tiny, precious thing that he wanted only to love and keep safe.
— DOMESTIC (thoughts on settling down? how would they be helping out around?)
kylo wanted nothing more than to make you his and his only forever. despite how kylo treats literally everyone else, he is a very doting partner and has a huge soft spot for you and only you. he's better at helping with cooking than he is cleaning. anytime he would try to clean, he'd never do it right or fully and you'd end up telling him to stop and do it yourself lol.
"what do you MEAN i'm not doing it right?!"
— ENDING (how would breakups go?)
its simply not happening. if he broke up with you, he didn't actually mean it and said it out of anger in the heat of the moment. if you broke up with him, he would probably lose his mind. his cold façade would shatter into a million pieces and he'd promise he would change, do better, do whatever it was you needed him to do. you were his and the mere thought of anyone else ever having you filled him with insurmountable rage and sadness.
— FIANCEE (how do they feel about commitment?)
kylo is devoted to you wholeheartedly. being his empress and ruling over the first order by his side would only solidify that.
— GENTLE (how gentle are they?)
when he isn't being a freak, he handles you as if you are made of glass. a pretty, precious thing that could break at any moment. if you fall asleep next to the fireplace, he will pick you up and carry you to bed, making sure the blankets are tucked around the both of you in the way you like, so you don't wake up cold in the morning.
— HUGS (do they like hugs? what are their hugs like?)
kylo loves hugging you, and you love hugging him. bc of his height, you are dwarfed by him and his hugs feel like getting tightly wrapped in a large, warm blanket. usually he just bends down to hug you, but sometimes he picks you up.
— I LOVE YOU (how long does it take for them to say the L word?)
again, kylo is terrified of showing weakness, so in the beginning of your relationship he's very cold towards you. every time he was around you he had to fight the strong urges telling him to be honest with you. after a long while, he did finally say it though. he was so nervous when he first said it, his eyes scanning your face for a reaction and his palms sweating. now he reminds you that he loves you all the time, especially if he's going out on a mission and won't be back for a couple weeks.
"don't look so sad, my star. i love you, you know i always come back to you."
— JEALOUSY (how jealous do they get?)
kylo is as jealous of a man as you can get. the mere thought of someone trying to take you from him fills him with a rage that rivals the fire of a thousand suns. one time he heard a guard having very loud, impure thoughts about his empress so kylo killed him. you have always been much more passive than he is, so you were not happy to see that he had killed someone on your living room floor.
"but my love- his thoughts were so loud! what else was i supposed to do?!"
— KISSES (do they like kissing? what are their kisses like?)
kissing you is kylo's favorite past time. if you both are out and his helmet is on, all he's thinking about is getting home so he can kiss you. sometimes if no one's around, he will lift his mask up just enough so it only exposes the bottom half of his face so he can get a quick kiss or two or eight in. his kisses are warm and never fail to send tingles down your spine, and you always say kylo tastes of cinnamon and smoke. to him, you taste of summer fruit.
— LITTLE ONES (how are they around kids?)
he's indifferent towards other peoples children, thankfully he's less harsh on them than adults, but he isn't pleasant to them either. one time he blew up on a servant boy that was no older than eleven, and you scolded him afterwards. "he's just a child kylo, don't be so hard on him." he has such a soft spot for you and admires the empathy you have for others that he will never have. he promised you he would try to be a little nicer. yours and his children however, he treats as well as he treats you. they are an extension of his beloved, after all. i hc that kylo is a wonderful father, making sure they receive the fatherly love he never got.
— MORNINGS (how do your mornings with them go?)
sometimes on busy days, he's gone by the time you wake up. you always look so beautiful and peaceful when you're sleeping, so he doesn't dare wake you up. instead he kisses your head and whispers that he loves you and that he will return shortly. he knows you can't hear him, but he likes to tell you anyways. on days he doesn't have to leave so early, you stay in bed together. kissing, cuddling, talking, other things. kylo is content doing anything as long as it's with you.
— NIGHTS (how do your nights with them go?)
this is a sfw post, therefore i cannot describe how your nights with kylo would go lmao. please refer to the nsfw abc's. afterwards though, kylo is a doting partner that takes care of you, cleaning you up and tending to every single mark he left on your body that he worships so much.
— OPEN (how open are they? when will they tell you more about themselves?)
the first few months of your relationship is like dating a brick wall, it is not easy getting kylo to open up. once he does though, he makes sure not to hide anything from you anymore. it took a lot of work and patience, but he loves and trusts you wholeheartedly.
— PATIENCE (how patient are they with you?)
kylo has a temper, and he tries so hard, but he does have slip ups sometimes. any time he blows up on you though, he apologizes immediately. you know he loves you because he absolutely hates admitting he was wrong.
— QUIZZES (how much do they remember about you?)
everything. every detail, every like, every dislike, your favorite color, your favorite flower, your blood type, your fears, hopes, and dreams. this man remembers EVERYTHING about you. at least fifty percent of his brain is an archive of facts about you.
— REMEMBER (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
the first time you told him you loved him. it was the first time anyone told him they loved him, and you made him feel like he was ben again. he used to be so scared of being that boy he tried so hard to kill, but you held that part of him so tenderly, that he knew he'd be an absolute fool to try to push that away.
— SECURITY (how protective are they of you?)
kylo protects you with his own life and would kill thousands for you, despite your disdain for unnecessary violence. you are the most important thing to him, and he would have to be dead before he let anything happen to you.
— TRY (how much effort do they put into dates/special occasions?)
kylo ren has an ungodly amount of rizz and i stand by that. this man buys you your favorite flowers, he sets up candlelit dinners, he watches the sunset with you, he makes you personalized playlists like every other fuckboy except he doesn't send it to seven other women. whether you're his empress yet or not, he treats you like royalty. @enviedear and i also have a hc that kylo is the type of guy to pick out your nail polish color for you, and then buy a tie to wear that matches.
"you'd look so heavenly in this shade of red, my star."
— UGLY (what is a bad habit of theirs?)
kylo has an awful temper and is prone to outbursts. he tries SO hard to not have a temper with you, but everyone makes mistakes. he always apologizes to you though. i also hc that kylo is a nail biter, idk it just makes sense ?? that man is a caged animal and emotionally damaged, he definitely has anxiety.
— VANITY (how insecure are they? what are they insecure about?)
our poor babygirl is sooo insecure about everything, no matter how much you tell him how beautiful he is. your loving words of affirmation always make him feel a little better though.
— WHOLE (would they feel incomplete without you?)
without you, kylo would return to the broken, shell of a man he was before you. if he somehow lost you, hundreds of innocent lives would be lost due to the rampage he'd go on.
— XTRA (a random headcanon about them)
another hc that liv and i came up with was kylo's and ben's music taste. kylo listens to typical male manipulator music like radiohead, the smiths, and deftones with some angrier shit like slipknot and korn. ben is a different breed of male manipulator that listens to the weeknd and pulls up blasting solo by future. we also hc that both cry alone to lana del rey.
— YUCK (what are some things they dislike?)
anything and everything that isn't you. his least favorite thing though, is when he can hear people's rude or impure thoughts about you. he hasn't told you this, but he's killed at least fifteen people for doing just that.
"personally, i think fifteen isn't enough."
— ZZZZ (what are their sleeping habits like?)
for the first few months of your relationship, he did not sleep around you. you were convinced he didn't sleep... like ever. after he became more vulnerable with you though, he would. you love how peaceful he looks when he sleeps. i also hc that sometimes he gets terrible, vivid nightmares that he wakes up crying from :(
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the-s1lly-corner · 4 months
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Creepypastas you choose withhh a readerrr who always smiles(I’m half-asleep requesting this)
Jeff, Laughing Jack, and Ben w/ a reader who has a perma smile!
"imma get back on that grind " but this is the only request i have left in the inbox currently there is no grind to get on TToTT written as strictly platonic, didnt see much point in just having LJ be the only one romantic here shrugs
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JEFF:
genuinely the only reason i chose jeff was of course, thanks to his carved smile. that said, for someone so keen on giving others the same smile, hes a little put off by your smile. theres a difference between an injury and something naturally uncanny, assuming you physically cannot stop smiling... though i could be grossly misinterpreting the ask, im taking this as spooky ooo permasmile against the readers will (shrugs)... not much thought here other than it vaguely unnerving the man and he perhaps makes some comments about it and you being creepy... but hey, considering hes an icon it might just be a compliment/hj
BEN:
similar to jeff i think he would tease you about it, more likely sending you dumbass images that remind him of you; bonus since i like to think ben is confined to electronics most of the time so hes literally. in your phone and spamming you with random images and saying its you. unlike jeff there isnt really any malice or meanness behind it, ben is just poking light fun at you... though the persistence might get annoying; but thats just ben being ben... hmmm... definitely tries to pretend that youre smiling because he said something really cool and funny and charming and- little arrogant bastard, you know?
LAUGHING JACK:
probably also pretends that youre smiling because he said something funny but thats less of him having an ego and jack actually thinking hes genuinely funny and youre happy to see him... which... actually ouch, dude with abandonment issues thinks youre happy to see him, so much so that youre always smiling around him... collapses and sobs.. probably tried to tug the corners of your mouth down to make a frown, or at least a straight face, but with no luck.. probably ends in him squishing your cheeks and generally messing with your face. not at all put off by your smile, though, since he smiles most of the time too albeit he doesnt have a permasmile... shrugs
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muneca-lemon-steppa · 5 months
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Congratulations!
Can you do “Why do you need my approval?” W/Santiago Garcia?
Thanks!
100 Follower Celebration: Don’t Be Stupid
Santiago ‘Pope’ Garcia x F!Reader
Warnings: Aggressive and Possessive Santi, language, allusions to creepy older men, bad Spanish because I’m a no sabo
A/N: Hello angels!!! I know that this isn’t my typical bread and butter but… this is my guilty pleasure and I had soooooo much fun writing this. A couple of housekeeping measures… I am a no sabo kid. To my non Latinx friends that means that while I am Latinx, and did speak Spanish as a primary language for the first 5 years, I was moved to another part of the country and lost my ability to speak Spanish. So I’m trying to learn it again. It’s hard. For my Spanish speaking sisters and brothers, give me so grace, because I am trying. Secondly, I think I have two more 100 follower Drabbles, and then we can finish Interviews for New Beginnings and the other requests I got! Love you all so much my darlings!! Have a wonderful dayyyyy - Mo 💕
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Summer nights in Florida were always far too hot. It was the price of living in paradise. The heat of the afternoon's sun baked into the pavement and stucco walls now radiated back onto your thinly covered body. The surrounding water made the air far too wet, and immediately upon going into the outside air did you feel the thin film of sweat and honeyed air cling to your face, arms and legs. Summer nights were brutal in heaven.
But you would never leave it. Not for a million dollars. And neither would your Delta Force boys.
It was on these brutal nights where you tried to beat the heat and the stickiness by going out to the dive bars in Ybor City, the smaller and rowdier younger sister of Tampa. The crowds were easy to get lost in, and the music was thumping no matter where you stood; which was just the medicine you and your friends needed on a night like this.
In the back corner of such a bar, you were squished between Frankie and Santi, trying to fit in the massive and unruly Ben and Will to this too small table. "Whats good boys!? And baby girl, looking beautiful as always." Ben laughed out with a toothy grin. He was always all too happy to be with you all. And if a night out also involved a couple drinks, he was more in paradise than usual.
You laughed mirthlessly at his flirtatious jokes. He always threw one your way whenever he got the chance. You only wished that Pope would do the same.
Though you met the rest of the boys when you joined the Delta Force, you had actually known Santi since middle school. Your mom moved you both to the apartment next to his back in the 6th grade. When the creepy older men were harassing you on the way down to the school bus, Santi stepped in. And from that day on you never walked to the bus, or rode the bus alone. He kept the creeps and bullies away. You helped him with his math homework. Perfect partners. Best friends. A perfect pair. And God how you were in love with him.
You both had had your flings and boyfriends and girlfriends. But they all came and went. You were there and he was there when it eventually went to out the window. Some times you wondered if maybe he felt the same ache in his chest as you. But you pushed it to the side. He never saw you that way. He never would. You were best friends. A sister to him. It would never be more. And it never bothered you until recently. Maybe it was because you were getting older. Maybe it was because your girlfriends were having babies and in serious and solid relationships. Yet you were still here. Drinking barely cool enough beer with the Delta Force ding bats. You loved them. You loved them more than life and would and have put your life on the line for them. But you were getting older. You wanted to be seen as a woman. Not just another teammate.
Santi smirked and ruffled your head like a child, messing up the hair you had corralled into a pony tail, "Chiqitita muñeca is pissy tonight. Heat is getting too much for her."
You rolled your eyes and pushed him away. Frankie looked up from his ever present hat, "Pissed because she is stuck next to you and you won't let her up. Querida vamos. Let's get you another drink. This white boy at the bar has been giving you eyes all night and I wanna put him out of his misery."
Benny and Will whooped and laughed and your eyes widened, "Fish stop no he's not."
Frankie stood up, stretching out his long limbs and shaking his head, "He is. C'mon you haven't been putting yourself out there and it's dumb."
Frankie was right. You hadn't. In the past 3 years you hadn't even gone on a date because you were hoping, HOPING, that Santi would maybe make a move. That he would do something. But he hadn't. And you were tired of waiting. Frankie pulled you by the hand out of the booth and out of Santi's orbit. You smoothed out your cotton sundress, turning to the rest of the boys in the booth you hold yourself out to be appraised, "Yay or nay? Do I look gross?"
Will gave a thumbs up while Beni gave theatrical worshipping bows, "Hot sexy hot sexy hot sexy. Go get em tiger."
You noticed that Pope hadn't said anything, you turned to him waiting, "Pope??"
Eyes stern and cold he didn't even look up from his beer, "Why do you need my approval?"
You stomach dropped, and your face crumpled. Frankie rolled his eyes, "Coño la madre, don't listen to Pope you know how he gets when he's PMSing. You look nice. C'mon white boy is waiting. "
White boy was indeed waiting for you. His name was Connor. Clean cut. Not a Florida native which you clocked before you even made it up there. Worked in financing in downtown. Loved the Florida lifestyle but was still getting used to it. Super polite. Cute. And wanted to get to know you and buy you drinks and call you pretty. Soon any insecurity you had about Pope was miles away.
Frankie was pleased with himself, and brought back a round of beers to the table. Will and Benny were snickering in their seats, and Santi... well... Santi was fuming.
"What the fuck was that Fish?"
Smirking, he took a sip of his drink, "Que paso? No te queires chiqitita si?"
"Cabron, tu sabes quiero ella."
Benny cut in, "Hey hey hey. Don't let the gringos out man! Pope why are you getting pissed off? Nothing happened?"
Will spoke up, "He's pissed because Frankie basically delivered Chiqi to khakis boy over there."
Benny shrugged, "And??"
Will turned to him, looking as if Benny had grown another head, "And... Pope has been in love with Chiqi this entire time?? And Frankie knows that?? Benny did you get too many punches to the head or something?"
Benny’s eyes widen. The pieces fitting together. Will rolled his eyes, but Santi couldn’t care less. He was enraged with Fish. And Fish didn’t even care!! Fish knew that Santi had been in love with you for years. That he wanted you more than anything or anyone. That he had purposefully cut in on past relationships to keep you to himself. That he had building the courage to finally ask you to be his and only his. And yes here comes Fish. Delivering you to some… to some guy at a bar?
Frankie finished his beer and looked into his best friend’s eyes, “Hermano… I love you man. But you’re being a little bitch. No in fact you’ve been a bitch. Chiqi has been free and available for three years and you’ve done nothing about it. She’s clearly head over heels for you and you have been tiptoeing around it for no reason. You’re stupid. Chiqi deserves more. And if you’re angry about it you can go fix it.”
Frankie held his arm opened, lighting the way to you. He saw you laughing, your smile bright, things that he wanted to reserve for him and him alone. The things he had said were for him. The moment he saw Khaki’s hand brush up on your thigh, he saw red. He downed the rest of the beer that Frankie had gotten for him, and pushed his way out of the booth. The whoops and laughs from his brothers faded into the buzz behind him as he made his way to you.
“So… if it’s alright with you, I’d really like to take you out to dinner. Maybe next week?”
Connor was cute you thought. Not the same breathtaking handsomeness that Santi had, but Connor looked sweet. He looked honest. He would do for a boyfriend. You smiled, about to accept and give him your number, when Santi shoves himself in between you and Connor. “Oye Chiqi. Come dance.”
Connor gets up to look at you, “Hey man she’s with me relax.”
Santi turned around, “She’s not actually she came with me.”
You pushed Santi’a shoulder, “What the hell bro? Connor I’m sorry. This is Santi, we grew up together and he’s stupid protective and drunk. Santi can you please go back with Frankie I’m talking to someone.”
Without looking away from Connor Santi answers, “mm not drunk. I’m just making clear what’s mine.”
Connor looks at you and then Santi. Before he sheepishly smiles, “It was nice meeting you. I hope you guys figure things out.”
Connor walks away and you feel the rage building inside you, as Santi triumphantly turns back to you. You shove Santi’s shoulder, barely moving him, “You’re such a fucking asshole Pope. What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“Dance with me.”
“I’m not fucking dancing with you.”
He rolls his eyes and pulls you to the dance floor despite your protests, your skin burning in shock and anger where his hand clutches your wrist. You make it to the center, him hungrily grasping at your waist. You’re pissed off but also so confused at this change in temperature. Santi won’t stop looking at you. Those dark lashes attempting to hypnotize you back into his orbit. He brings his mouth to your ear, “When’s the last time you danced with me Chiqi?”
You scoffed, but brought your arms to wrap around his neck as he tugged you closer, chest to chest, “Senior prom. After Michael Vazquez left me for Torrence Sheltzer. And I stepped on your toes all night.”
He laughed, “Michael was such an idiot.”
You stay like that. The bass coursing through your body, right in time with the pounding of your heart against Santi’s chest. He was always a good dancer. Too good of a dancer, it was almost obscene the way he had you moving against him. You don’t know how long you had been spinning, and you had to rest your head on his shoulder because of how light headed you became.
“You shouldn’t have done that Pope. He was nice.”
“He was a wimp. Wouldn’t be able to take care of you.”
“What you’re going to chase away any man who comes up to me? I’m tired of being alone.”
“You’re not alone. You have me.”
“You know what I mean.”
He pulled your face off his shoulder to make you look in his eyes, “I do know. And i know what I said. You have me. You’re mine. I’m yours.”
You feel tears in your eyes. Either from the smoke, the alcohol, or the embarrassment, “Santi stop being stupid. You’re being mean. You know I love you and you’re making fun of me.”
He presses his dry lips to the tear that escapes your eye, then puts his forehead to yours, “I’m not Chiqi. I’m not. Chiqi I’ve loved you since the 8th grade. I’ve hated every one of your little boyfriends and I’ve coveted you for years. I’m not joking.”
“Then why haven’t you said anything? Why didn’t you come get me when I was right here?”
The tears fall more now. And he keep kissing your cheeks to remove them, “Because I’m an asshole. I’m a fucking asshole who was too afraid of you saying no. Too afraid of when you left. I didn’t want to lose you. But I can’t take it anymore Chiqi. I can’t take another boyfriend. I’m selfish. I’m a selfish asshole. I want you for myself. I want you to yell at me and call me stupid as long as it means you never leave my place and you never leave my side. Cmon Chiqi…. Let me call you mine.”
You stared at him. He was telling the truth. He was being raw and real and you knew that this wasn’t some act. This was Santi in his rawest form. He wanted you. You brought your hand around to squeeze his cheeks together, “I want you to take me on a date. A real one. Not the bar or the bowling alley with the boys. I want dinner that you pay for. And flowers. And for you to wear a real shirt.”
He shakes your hand off and smiles, “Tomorrow night. I take you to The Colombia. I pick you up. With roses.”
“Do I get to order flan?”
He smiles even wider, “Only if you let me feed it to you like those stupid romance books you read.”
You shove him and he laughs and pulls you closer, “Kiss me and seal the deal Chiqitita. C’mon don’t be mad. Kiss me and tell me you’re mine.”
You couldn’t keep yourself from laughing, making him work for your kiss. You finally relent, pulling him in for the best kiss ever. The best kiss of your life. Until tomorrow’s
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thunderxleafart · 6 months
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"When Bill and Ben met the Scottish engine Douglas for the first time, they thought it'd be most fun to tease him."
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"...until they discovered they weren't the only twin engines on the Island of Sodor."
Hey y'all! :D I have a two-parter for you today!
Since I'm still on that Thomas Brainrot(tm), I've been writing sort of "fan" episode concepts just for funsies. And since we never got to see the two sets of twin engines interact, you bet I had to write something based on just that! xD
Then, of course, I decided to draw something based on the concept as well, aaand... here we are! xD
One day, Douglas goes to Brendam Docks, where he meets a pair of cheeky little Saddletank engines. They're quickly up to their usual antics, teasing and pulling tricks on the poor Scottish engine. He's most annoyed with the two little troublemakers, and quickly begins thinking of a way to get back at them. 
And so, with a little help from his twin Donald, they turn the tables on those cheeky little tank engines and give them a little taste of their own medicine! ;D
Once it's all over, though, they all have a good laugh about it! :D Though Bill and Ben would be shocked at first, they'd be good sports about it. At the very least they'd know never to mess with the Scottish twins again, that's for sure! xD
Honestly, I'm still shocked that these guys never interacted in the canon material. Pairing the two sets of twin engines together just seems like such a fun concept! I'd have loved to see the little gremlin tank engines get their comeuppance from the more level-headed, albeit still cheeky in their own right, Scottish twins. xD
Ah well! I can have fun imagining the chaos at least. ;D
Overall, I'm super happy with how this turned out!! I kind of went for a storybook-esque vibe with this and the other piece, and I'm really happy with the result. I also just had a lot of fun playing around with all the different textures and effects.
So I hope y'all enjoy it too! <3 And, with the FNAF movie (I still can't believe it LOL) just around the corner, I do have plans to draw something for that in the near future. ;3
So stay tuned!~
And as always, thanks for looking everybody!~ ^w^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Donald, Douglas, Bill & Ben (c) Thomas & Friends Art (c) Me! <3
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Finger Trap
Summary: Three has a little fun with One's latest creation.
(Anyone else know about those little finger traps?? They usually get handed out as part of the party favors at kids' parties?--Or atleast they used to 🙃--They are the hardest things to get your fingers back out of once they're fully in! ❤️ Hope you guys enjoy! :) ❤️)
"Almost . . . Almost---nononon!"
A loud thud followed.
Peter 3 set his phone down and followed the sounds. The voice sounded like it belonged to Peter 1, but the middle Peter couldn't place what the thuds were that followed. It might just be the overprotective genes in him but he decided to go and investigate.
Another thud had him quickening his pace until he finally found himself standing outside of Two's guest room.
"Come on . . . Come on . . . Wha-Oh come on!"
Three knocked on the door. "One? You okay?"
All the noises stopped. "Um, yeah! E-everything's good!"
"Then what's with all of the thudding?"
"Thudding! Nothing's thudding! Who said anything was thudding!"
Three grabbed the door handle. "I'm coming in."
"Wait!"
Peter 3 found One sitting stiffly on the bed with his hands behind his back. ". . . One."
"H-hey Three! What-what's happening?"
The middle Peter stepped further into the room. His eyes scanned the area looking for anything out of the ordinary. "What were you doing in here?"
"Just . . . Shooting practice?"
Three noted a few stray webs but they weren't on the walls or ceiling. "On your jeans?"
". . . Yes?"
Peter 3 took a few steps closer. "Then what's--?"
The conversation paused when the taller Peter's foot stepped on something. He bent down to pick up a small container that looked like pepper spray. "Web dissolvant?"
One bolted.
However, he didn't get far. Three used his free hand to pull him back by his shirt sleeve. "Where are you going?"
The youngest Peter blushed. "I-I wasn't---!"
"Why are your hands still behind your back?"
"I . . ."
"One?"
". . . Yeah?"
"Show me your hands."
The youngest sighed. "I can't."
"I promise. Whatever it is, I won't be mad."
"Th-there's nothing in my hands."
"Peter---."
"My fingers are stuck!"
Out of all of the things Three expected to hear come out his younger brother's mouth, that sentence would have never crossed his mind. "What?"
Peter One looked down at the carpet. "Y-you know those little finger traps?"
"Yeah."
"W-well, they always break when you have spider strength. So . . . I thought, 'Hey! I'm smart! Why don't I make one out of my webs? It'll stand up to spider strength!'"
"Why would---."
"So I-I did and . . . well . . ."
Three's eyes widened. "Are your fingers stuck in your own webbing?"
"In hindsight . . . Putting it on behind my back was not smart."
It took everything in Peter 3 to not start dying of laughter! He huffed and massaged both sides of his jaw to keep it hidden. He wasn't mad, just amused. Three had been a teen once. He knew all about how they got themselves into sticky situations out of pure curiosity.
So after a moment to compse himself, the middle Peter gently turned One around. Sure enough, both of the youngest's pointer fingers were securely fastened by a mess of webbing that did indeed look like a makeshift finger trap.
And Three lost it.
"Hey!" Peter One turned to kick and scowl at his older brother. "Don't laugh!"
"Ihim sohorryhy! I'm sorryhy!" Three ruffled his hair. "Ihim nohot trying to behe mehean! Ihim just relihieved wehe're not havihing aha totally different cohonversahation."
One's eyebrows furrowed together then shot up to his hairline a split second later. "Oh please no! Aunt May's was enough!"
Three's laughter redoubled. Yeah, Uncle Ben had had the same one with him and it was pretty traumatizing.
One was quiet for a bit, then joined Three in laughing. Soon, both of them were doubled over at the hilariousness of the situation.
Once his laughter was finally calmed, Three righted himself. "Ahalrihight, lehet's get thihis startehed."
One giggled.
Three studied the work on the youngest's fingers. "Can you really not get out of this?"
"Nope." One wiggled his fingers as if to prove his point. "I usually cahant."
"Usually?"
"Yeheah. Ive had similar situahations woth my weheb shooters." Peter 1's blush darkened. "Tony always had fuhun wihith that."
A slow smirk spread across Three's face. All of the questions he had about this situation clicked into place.
And it would be such a shame if he didn't give One what he was looking for.
To keep down suspicions, Three shook the can of dissolvant. "Soho what would hehe doho?"
The hairs on One's arms stood up. "Um . . . Well, he would . . . You know!"
The dissolvant slipped quietly into Three's jeans pocket. "I don't think I do. Could you elaborate?"
One groaned. "But you already knohow! Ihi know you doho!"
"Mh-hm. Would it have something to do wiiiiith . . . This?"
A moment later, Three wrapped his arms around the youngest before falling backwards on to the bed.
"Wait! What are you doing!"
Three rolled to the side with his arms still around his baby brother. "Oho, you're ahasking fohor it."
Nervous giggles spilled out of the youngest once he recognized the tone. "Dohont yohou dahare!"
"What's wrohong Uno?" Three's fingers spidered across Peter One's tummy. "Ticklish?"
One squealed. "Threhee!"
"Yohou got yourself ihin this situation Uno."
The youngest Peter squirmed in the cuddle. He may be making a vocal fuss, but he sure wasn't trying that hard to get away.
"Tell me lil Pete---."
"Nohot lihitlehel!"
Three squeezed his side. "Hush child."
Another squeak.
"Now tell me, why were you trying to make a finger trap that wouldn't break under your strength hm?"
The blush darkened.
Three crept his wiggling fingers closer and closer to his baby brother's ribs. "Why Peteeeey?"
A snort slipped out of the youngest as Three's fingers paused just under his ribs, but he made no other reply.
"Also, why did you make sure to mention that fact about Tony you getting stuck in your webs?" The middle Peter jumped his fingers up to spider along One's neck. "You didn't have to mention that information. Just like you didn't have to sit on the bed when I got here or run out of the room or even secure the trap behind your back."
Peter 1 trutled into his shoulders as his blush grew even deeper.
"So let me ask you again lil Pete--"
"Nohot littlehel!"
"Why did you make a Spiderman worthy finger trap?"
"Noho reasohon!"
"Ihi think there was a reason." Three immediately jumped back to tickle One's tummy again. "A tickle reasohon!"
By now, One's face was entirely red as he kicked out his legs and squirmed onto his back instead of his side.
However, no retort ever left his mouth.
"Oh?" Three's fingers immediately spidered to his other side. "Is this why you made it?"
"Shuhut uhup!"
"Awww, that's so cuuuute! You made a tickle trap for yourself!"
"Shuuuhush!"
"No wahay!" The middle Peter jumped his fingers up to tickle under his baby brother's chin. "Ihim never letting you live this dohown!"
"No!"
"And I'm making sure Two hehears about yohour adorable idehea."
"Jeherk!"
By now, Three's fingers were tickling behind the youngest's ears. "Cutie!"
One's face managed to get a shade of red darker and his giggles got even higher pitched. He pulled his knees up to his chest, his feet kicking up and down adorably.
"Ihi don't mind ihif yohou ask for tickles Petey." Peter 3 wormed his fingers into One's ribs. "Buhut it's adorable toho sehee the ways you come up wihith to ahask for them."
The loudest squeal yet erupted out of One's mouth. He slammed his legs back down into the bed.
"Wohow. Big squeal for such aha little guhuy."
"NOHOT LITTLEHEL!"
"Absolutely itty-bitty tiny little Spider dude."
"SHUSH YOHOU STUPIHID HEHEAD!"
Peter 3's fingers froze. "Stupid head?"
One took a moment to gather his breath before he smirked at Three. "Y-yeheah! Bihig stupid hehead!"
The older of the two growled. "Sassy are we?"
"So whahat? Whahat are yohou going toho doho about ihit?"
"Oh, I'll show you exactly what I'm going to do!"
With all of One's squirming, his shirt had twisted up, leaving most of his torso exposed. So Three took the opportunity to dig into his bare tummy and ribs.
"I'm going to do this!"
The youngest Peter's eyes were screwed shut while loud laughter poured out of his mouth.
"Are you going to behe sassyhy again?"
Peter 1 nodded his head.
"Well atleast he's honest." The middle Peter wormed his fingers into One's armpit. "Buhut that's not ahalways the best policyhy."
The youngest curled on to his side, unintentionally pinning Three's hand in place.
"What's that?" Peter 3 wiggled even more. "You want me to stay in this spot?"
"NAAAAA--."
Three paused his tickles as all other retorts from the youngest fizzled out into snorts. "Yohou gohood?"
One nodded. "Yeheah."
"Good." Three ruffled his curls. "Wouldn't want to kill ya."
A moment later, the youngest rolled over and wrapped Three in a hug.
"Waaait a minute." Peter 3 lifted One's arm so he could study his fingers. "What happened to your finger trap?"
"Oh! Uhum . . . Wehell . . . My wehebs mahay or may not disintegrate ahafter aha certain amount ohof tihime?"
"Awww. Guess you'll just have to rebuild it again for next tihime."
Peter 1's blush returned full force. "Shut uhup!"
"Or maybe next time we can just, I don't know." Three gently ground his knuckles into the top of One's head. "Use our words ahand ask for them."
One playfully pushed at Three's arm. "Yohou fihirst."
Immediately, Peter 3 felt his own face flush bright red. "Shut up!"
One managed to escape Three's hold. "You cahant make meee!"
Three chuckled before chasing after Peter 1. "Get back here yohou little stinkeher!"
"Nohot littlehel!"
"But definitely a stinkeher!"
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sstardustt3 · 25 days
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May I request BEN Drowned and Kagekao’s being bestie’s? Since both like to mess with people a lot. It’s surprisingly that people in Creepypasta fandom didn’t make them interact… I would like to see them meet. Kagekao is underrated by the way. :D
i literally don't know why I've never thought of doing this so thx u so much anon for requesting this :3
side note: sorry for doing this late I went on a trip of spring break and I didn't bring my computer so I couldn't do it until i got home
Tags: mentions of other creeps and hatsune miku and gumi (for…some reason) || reditor ass troll behavior || discord users || ben and kagekao are little shits and bullies ||
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I’m just gonna say this: you know those discord fight night servers ? They’re both frequent participates and they win everytime.
Despite ben being a literal virus and having access to multiple different languages he sucks at japanese and whenever he talks to kage it’s like he’s speaking through google translate 
Kage knows this and constantly corrects him and makes fun of him for it and it pisses ben off so much 
What pissed him off even more was when he found out kage can speak and understand english perfectly fine (it was quiet literally like that one sound)
ben: “Y’know don’t think we ever got over that language barrier”
kagekao: “It’s not your fault.”
ben: “W-what the fuck you speak english?”
kagekao:“Of course i do.”
Safe to say  ben almost choked him out 
He also actually tried to tell the other creeps about that and no one believed him 
because kage REFUSES to speak english around everyone else
ben: “That shit stain speaks english im telling you.”
(insert creep i couldn't think of one): “No he doesn’t ben, your delusional.”
Kagekao: “Yeah ben, you’re being delusion.”
Ben: “SEE WHAT I MEAN.”
creep: “What are you talking about?”
kagekao: “そう、ベンのことを何言ってるの?”
ben: “I’m gonna get you one day I swear to god.”
One time they binged home alone and they just so happened to be left alone the same day because all the creeps just so happened to be out of the building so they rigged the entire building just like kevin (i’m probably gonna make this into a fanfiction)
Toby and jeff were the main victims of the traps 
Another prank  they did was that they asked cody to make seditaives and they put them in everyones food and drinks
Twitter warriors. They will (spesfically ben) will go to the most insane lengths when it comes to defending their faves and just pissing people off
Kage helps him come up with the most VILE insults and ben already has the most damaging insults so them together could probably make someone cry or bully a kpop stan into retirement
They think it’s funny to tell people to off themselves 
Average chronically online redditor users
Ben made the sonic.exe creepypasta game and kage helped with the text in the game
Ben is a hatsune miku stan and kage is a gumi stan
They have matching hello kitty pajamas
Kage is the only one who has seen the inside of ben’s room (unwillingly) and despite him having a whole ass room to himself they basically live togther
Kagekao has no sense of personal space when it comes to ben because he knows ben despises  being physically close to people (even though he is basically holographic unless he touches people) and he gets as close as humanly possible to piss him off until he gets hot and has to reboot
Kage constantly reminds ben that he’s taller and physically stronger than him
Overall? They’re made for each other, if they could care for other people romantically (which I think they’re both too much of self-centered assholes to do so) they would probably be married, actually they probably are for tax benefits.
- requests and reposts are deeply appreciated -
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OOO WOULD A DATING JEFF X READER X EJ POLY HCs BE ALRIGHT?
yes yes yesssss! im gonna have fun w this one! these are just randoms hcs that came to my mind since you didnt specify what you wanted 🤷‍♀️. s/os can be interpreted as a pasta in this seeing as theyre friends with other pastas and are implied to live in slender mansion.
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poly jeff tk and eyeless jack hcs!
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• you guys whole dynamic is chaos ☠️.
• its literally ej and jeff on your top all the time and you messing w them 😭.
• jeffs not TOO bad hes just a little very jealous...
• like if you and ej even TRY to do something without him hes gonna be bothered. it could literally be something as small as grocery shopping.
• "you guys are going grocery shopping? without me? wow i thought this was a three person relationship, i guess you two dont care about me, huh?"
• he doesnt mean it, hes just really dramatic.
• dont even get me started on when you hang out with jane. hes so jealous. hell do his best to sabotage your day.
• hes ESPECIALLY pissed when ej goes to hang out with liu. hes scared jack will like his brother more than him.
• dw he gets over fast tho just give him a quick hug and kiss.
• now onto our beloved ej.
• jack just has the need to know exactly where the both of you are at all times. like he doesnt care if you do something just you and jeff, he couldnt care less, but what he does need to know is where you are.
• because what happens if someone kidnaps you? what happens if you get lost? what happens if what happened to him happens to you? what if-
• jacks never really been a relationship before so hes extremely paranoid. he just loves the both of you though he doesnt want jeff to know that so much and he cant stand the thought of losing you.
• when jeff doesnt remember to tell ej when hes going on a long mission or something he loses his shit.
• ej may be a sweetheart to you two but when hes mad? hes a fucking demon, literally.
• he does not care about anything. he goes to slenderman demanding to know where jeff is. he interrogates everyone at scalpel point until he finds out.
• and when he does find out? he goes to check and lovingly whoop jeffs ass.
• people get pissed at you and jeff for making them go through jacks wrath. jeff does it on purpose sometimes, just to fw them. you do too your just not as obvious as jeff.
• your a completely different story though.
•if you go somewhere and "forget" to tell ej he will still go bother everyone but when he finds you he doesnt do the same things he does to jeff.
• when ej finds you because he needs to confirm that people werent lying to him about where you are so he'll check everywhere until he finds you hell calm down. he might even be more clingy to make sure hes with you at all times to protect you.
• jeff and ej both are simps for you, too. anything you want them to do? its done. like anything you could ever want is yours.
• liu tries to use this to his advantage and hangs out with ej alot so jeff gets mad. jane does the same with you.
• liu and jane proudly say fuck jeff and that theyre team ej x y/n even though youre all together. they just want jeff to be mad.
• ben and tobi try to get things off of jeff and ej through you. ben'll be like, "heyy y/n! were friends, arent we? you should definetely get jeff to do the dishes for me <3."
• or tobi will say "y...y/n can you as...k jack to do this mi...mission for me?"
• ofc you say no. youre not trying to give your bfs extra work.
• but sometimes you hang out with jane, liu and ej without jeff to get him mad.
• and maybe sometimes youll go to the corner store without ej knowing every once in a while, so he can panic a little.
• overall jeff is kinda jealous, ejs protective and you like messing w them but you all love eachother <3.
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im so stuck w my other writings so i just decided to have a little fun and make this. here u go 🤲🏼
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Hey Cat!
I feel like one of the reasons a lot of movies suck is because they don't put enough effort into writing the script/dialogue, and the plot sometimes feels like it's been butchered at least 300 times before being dumped on the audience n calling it a day.
Take The Amazing Spiderman, for example. I don't actually hate TAS, in a way, I kind of like it. But what pisses me off about it is that it had the potential to be so much more. Like Andrew Garfield is an acting genius, and he did play one of the best Peter Parkers ever imo. There's a human behind Flash instead of the classic dumb hs bully.
It's the villains that annoy me. They feel so out-of-nowhere. Like the lizard guy, I don't really feel like I care about him existing so the fight between him and Spiderman doesn't invoke much emotion. The witty one-liners were fun though Ig.
Also, killing Gwen. Yes yes, there's nothing wrong w/a sad movie, but this felt more like a plot device than the natural flow of the story. Like yeah, Spiderman's alr experienced his harsh wake-up call when Uncle Ben died, so thia feels unnecessary. I'd understand a bittersweet breakup as the price of being a hero, but I'd still fricking hate it. Gwen was smart and funny and perfect for Peter, so maybe if it was just ups n downs but they got together, that would be fine. But no, let's just kill another female character for shock value.
Imo, Harry Osborn was lowkey a crappy villain in this one.
That aside, the main reason I absolutely adore the Dark Knight trilogy is the dialogue. It is written so well n is so fricking memorable. Because I like the villains. I can see their motives, but I still root for the hero because Bruce is shown to have a human side. He messes up and pushes people away, but he tries his hardest, yk. But the villains are compelling, and I actually loved Ra'as al Ghul in the 1st movie. (Joker needs no introspection)
TAS is the example of movies abt a great hero, with wonderful actors and actually good humour, but a weird as hell plot and villains that feel too cartoonish. I still prefer it to Toby Maguire's trilogy.
I'm sooo sorry for the essay, Cat. Idk what hit me.
Love,
~Lamy ❤️
To be honest, I’ve never had any strong feelings about Spider-Man. I like the character but the movies never really impressed me until Into the Spiderverse came out. I don’t know, Marvel is disappointing in itself and in general I think DC villains are more interesting (and they have Nightwing 🤭😫😫😩).
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toastybugguy · 2 years
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Dude tell us ab the LR Descendants AU that sounds so fun I would like to hear the infodump
DUDE. Dude.
okay so this is a jumbled mess bc honestly this just started as an excuse to make silly little animatics in my head to my silly little songs LOLZ. BUT. I’m an idea man at heart. So here’s just a bunch of loosely connected ideas (that you can probably poke a ton of holes in). Just do what I did and take whatever you like and RUN W IT
- The VKs are Marcus and Skylar because Marcus is obvi and Skylar being evil was fun…. and also!! I think they should b friends!!!!
- Was pondering making Oliver and Bree the other VKs to fill out the cast and so I can unite my power couples and let them all be evil together. There is no real conclusion 2 this pondering bc I couldn’t decide which version I liked more AUWGh
- All the big baddies are on the Isle, so Douglas, Krane, Mr. Terror, Annihilator, Giselle, etc etc you get the gist
- Donald snuck the rats off the Isle where Douglas had created them before it descended into chaos and was closed off, and they now go to Auradon Prep where they continue to pretend to be average students
- People in Auradon know about bionics, but only the context of the Isle, so the general association is bionics = bad
- Leo takes the place of Ben, he helps keep their secret under wraps and coaches them on how to blend in
- Davenport constantly prepares them for the worst case scenario, telling them they have to keep their secret at all costs
- Bree tries her hardest to pretend she IS a normal student, hoping one day she’ll just forget that she isn’t. She never asked for this in the first place. She hates that she has to feel different at all.
- Adam doesn’t understand why it has to be a secret. He’s pretty sure if they told the truth and explained it to people, they could help others see that they’re not so bad. Chase is always telling him it’s “not that simple.”
- Because Chase is high strung. Really, truly, high strung. He doesn’t want to know what would happen to him or his family if everyone found out they’re like the people on the Isle. He doesn’t want to mess up whatever’s going on with Kaz by revealing he’s a freak and has been lying this whole time. He also doesn’t know when he also started resenting the “different” part of himself.
- Kaz and Oliver are their friends and have seen them doing weird unexplainable things before, but Leo lies and says it’s because they actually have superpowers
- Great, another thing to lie about!
- At least we get that Leo + Kaz + Oliver friendship that we all needed
- Attempts to integrate and rehabilitate the Isle and Auradon begin with bringing in VKs to Auradon Prep
- Idk what the balance between the Descendants universe and the LRMMEF universe is here so the wand is either the same or it’s the Arcturion or some weird mix of both. Anyway it’s The Plot Thing.
- Rats have REALLY got to hide their secret now bc tensions are high and they don’t want to be associated w the VKs
- Oliver and Kaz are truthfully on the fence about the ordeal because they used to know Skylar before things went bad. They want to believe she’s not beyond help but they also know the things she’s done since the Isle was closed off, and they aren’t sure just how far gone she is.
- Conflict is v family centric w other interpersonal conflicts mixed in
- The rats have to choose between risking the safety of Auradon or risking being potentially hated and ostracized by their friends and peers in their attempts to appeal to Marcus and Skylar
there’s??? too much and yet too little to say abt this bc again. Really Great Idea Man, less good Execution Man. and still I’m not sure which version of the VKs I like more bc it would sort of make sense for Oliver to be a VK since his mother is on the Isle and I like the idea of Skylar meeting Bree and being like “hey. fuck all your inhibitions. everyone sucks so why not just go be evil.”
but THERE IT IS!!! PLS add on or build off this or tweak it or whatever you’d like!! It’s been bouncing around in my brain and I watched Descendants 2 last night so yes we r thinking. Also, I wrote most of this in my notes app at like 1am while sick as balls so this probably makes even less sense than expected. Just know this is how my brain looks on paper.
bonus stuff I’m tossing in (mostly just to talk about the soundtrack teehee):
- Pretty sure this whole thing started because I thought Did I Mention was so flamebrain coded. I’m still right about that btw.
- If Only is also very much Chase inner struggle moment
- One way that I get to still have the 4 VKs for Ways To Be Wicked is that I pull the same trick they did in Descendants 2 and the whole number is all a daydream in Marcus and Skylar’s heads. Camera pans out and they’re both just like “sigh… wish they were evil and gay for us… oh well, time to go make them worse.” This is me eating my cake and eating it too.
- I don’t know WHEN or HOW Chillin’ Like A Villain would ever be plot relevant but it made me think of Skylar and Marcus talking to Oliver (the crisis that would be for my poor boy. someone help his sappy ass). Anyways it’s just a good song listen to it RN.
- okay yes I know that technically it’s a song from Z-O-M-B-I-E-S but LET ME HAVE THIS bc if you skip like the first 20 seconds of context in Someday - Ballad… it’s very marliver 2 me. Imagine they get their shit more figured out off screen and just get to be cute n stuff except Marcus still has to lie about not being evil ouuGhuhhggggh. It would b funny.
- One Kiss is also self indulgent marliver with identical setup to Descendants 3 (despite the fact that that movie was…ahem. i mean it was definitely a movie) bc I LOVE that song and HELLO the inner conflict of wondering if true love’s kiss even applies to you because you’re an android and what if there’s no way to save him, what if you’re not even capable of loving him like you think you do?? (but then Oliver wakes up, and it’s the best answer he could’ve gotten <33)
- Good Is The New Bad from Wicked World doesn’t have anything to do with anything but I’m saying right here and now that it is TOO catchy
- also Evil (from Wicked World as well) has been on my Marcus Davenport playlist since the beginning. needed to be said
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mlobsters · 5 months
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supernatural s12e2 mamma mia (w. brad buckner, eugenie ross-leming)
whatever the fuck is happening here, no fucking thank you. evil mol lady in sam's head fucking information out of him? need to tally all the times someone's messed with his head, jesus. being resurrected soulless, having said soul shoved back in by dean via death with a wall, said wall being destroyed by cas to keep the boys occupied, trauma from said breaking causing lucifer hallucinations, becky's love potion, dean tricking him into saying yes to gadreel, am i forgetting anything? (too much plot to keep track of)
CASTIEL Don't make things needlessly complicated, as you humans tend to do. I'll call you.
oh damn, i need to get on that too. keep it simple, stupid
i really like the hair and makeup on mary this time. reminiscent of her s1 makeup
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s4e21 sam hallucinating mom (nigh on unrecognizable, i thought she'd been recast!) / s1
MARY That yellow-eyed thing would never have come for him that night if I... I started all of this.
respectfully, what with the being michael and lucifer's One True Vessels, i don't think it matters what you did. which tripped some signal in my brain for a techno?? song with a line 'this has all happened before and it will all happen again'. i keep thinking the messiah album from 94 but hmm. argh. i need to drop this and figure it out later
thought we were done with the physical torture. silly me.
why are we with rowena now. and this dude who's been in a million things but who knows what i recognize him from. could be commercials, for all i know. and rick springfield, right. we're just going on with our weird little goofy plotlines and just cutting to awful torture periodically. sure.
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MARY Sam had a chance to get out? And he came back? DEAN When Dad disappeared, Sam and I looked around, and something became very clear. That the only thing we had in this world – the only thing, aside from this car – was each other.
i will take that and tuck it in my pocket. mary looking (understandably) concerned
ROWENA I can't believe I'm once again down some dank hole seeking the devil! When does it end? It's exactly why I'm retiring to Boca Raton. With Ben.
stopped clenching my jaw over sam long enough to laugh, that was a good one
great, now dean's getting a beating too. just go wander about this place that's heavily warded, alone. not making good choices, dean (so we can get mary to come save the day again?)
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the wing shadows are always fun and a lot easier to execute well compared to actual (practical or cg) wings but do miss a real wing unfurling from time to time. you know what had great wings?
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clash of the titans (2010) that and shiny armor on the gods is all i remember honestly
internet died unexpectedly mid-episode so here i am day 2, again.
i will say. also. i really appreciate spn does cast people that are older for things that could be cool and badass or sexy or whatever. but i dunno if rick springfield was the best choice exactly for lucifer. since we're like, in theory trying to still do mark pellegrino's lucifer, maybe getting an actor-actor would have been a better fit
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the way dean replied "hey" so soft and with a hint of a smile, my heart
(back to muting with evil lady)
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and yes, to mary saving the day. man, she looks great. shoutout again to the makeup artists and stylists (and good lighting!)
they are really going above and beyond making this mol woman irredeemably awful. not one to encourage them just killing people straight out of the gate but i was hoping mary (or dean) would just shoot her. i dunno if the goal was try to get information or something but she has proven to be exceptionally dangerous time and time again. sam shoulda just shouted out for them to shoot. but less angsty drama so
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seen this in meme format and knew it must be from this plotline, didn't realize they'd cropped mary out
gather there must have been some offscreen cas-healing. convenient
MARY But do you still like pie?
reminds me of a gifset i saw recently with jensen talking about his been conditioned to be excited about pie via dean lol
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i have a variety of gags i don't love on this show, but dean eating as piggishly as possible is up there near the top.
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i can't get over how beautiful she looks. bewitched me
MARY Well, we should call the Internet and find out as much as we can about these people. Did I say that right? DEAN So close. SAM Yeah, it was close.
that was very cute
the crazy awkward i can't begin to fathom for sam, not knowing mary at all (though dean barely did too, especially considering most kids don't retain those very early childhood memories)
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SAM Dad's journal. His writing, his words. Helped me fill in some blanks, answer some questions I didn't know I had. And, you know, it – it – it keeps him with us, sort of. MARY Thank you. SAM Good night. MARY Dean said you got out of hunting. SAM Yeah. MARY And yet here you are. SAM Well, this is my family. My family hunts, you know? It's what we do. Mom. For me... just, um... having you here... fills in the biggest blank.
❤️ got me to tear up too - despite the slightly odd music cue for the hug - lyrics yes but not quite the right mood musically to me? (heart's lost angel). i think it works for the montage but the tone feels not quite right for the hug
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i hope they're taking more pictures these days. damn bobby for burning the family picture with jo and ellen in 5x10. sam and dean both look at them regularly, should add some new ones
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the apocalypse au picture?? had it paused trying to find jdm and then like whaa that's cas being human-apocalypse-casual. 5x04 (which includes some really wonky romantic music when sam and dean reunite, clip included)
and now we're back to cheesy action spy thriller with the whatever, expert assassin torturer whatever the fuck. giving whiplash
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brief-ish rant. i've complained, often, annoyingly, about the torture in this show. pushing aside the fact that torturing for information doesn't work, i think it's the sheer volume in this show in particular that has me so kneejerk upset about it. most shows or movies i watch (because i'm not going to pick to watch things that advertised to have a lot of torture in them), i can look away through maybe a few scenes and okay moving on. but torture itself became an Important Character / Plot note thing for dean, and with the torture subjects often being not-human there's (presumably) less moral qualms about torturing them, along with just a general standard action trope of using it for information. it's just so common and so accepted as standard operating procedure. and i don't like it. i don't like depictions of it ever, but especially not with this show's frequency, and especially-especially not with my special guys doing the torturing or being subjected to it.
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wanderingrain · 1 year
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Things I felt while watching Ep 4 of Never Let Me Go
Honestly the part of the episode that got me the most mad was the very beginning with Phum's dad. Why did no one bring up that Phum threw the first punch? Why did no one talk about how he's the one who grabbed a weapon (baseball bat) to escalate the fight? The teacher said they had video proof so why is Palm still being treated like the instigator?
The drama wants me to see Palm as noble for not letting Neung go in and tell the teacher what really happened. There is no reason for this. Why be punished if you could not be? One word from Neung and the teacher would have done whatever he wanted.
Neung's triple-take I see you. Also is anyone else remembering what happened last time Pond and Phuwin were near a bunk bed all of a sudden?
Chopper honestly has my whole heart I'm sorry. Any time Perth is on screen he's the only one I can focus on. Also Chopper just feels so sad. I want only good things for him. I like that he has a good relationship with Neung. Hoping that doesn't change.
I need this Maggie and Palm thing to not go anywhere. She's really cute and I would like to like her. I don't think I'm asking too much here.
I like that Palm is learning to talk back to Neung and not be so stiff. I hate that his dad makes him act like that instead of like a normal teenager. Especially when Neung keeps telling him to let Palm be normal. If you insist on calling him your boss, why are you not listening to him when he tells you things?
Chopper. He's such a sad boy. I love him with my whole heart even if I shouldn't. The way he tells Ben to tell Neung he likes him is interesting. "What do you have to lose? At least you get to tell him how you feel." It makes it sound like Chopper has confessed to Ben before. But Ben doesn't act like he knows Chopper likes him. You'd expect some discomfort directed towards Chopper but there isn't any. If anything Ben is a little too disconnected in this scene. I feel like I can't read him at all.
Chopper what happened to you? What is the sad backstory? I want to know what happened between them. I'm a sucker for angsty, pining "I've loved you in the dark" types I'm sorry.
I wasn't actually expecting a kiss from Ben and Neung since we all know who the real couples are supposed to be. I know we hate Ben/Neung being together on principle but I wouldn't mind Chimon and Phuwin being paired up in something. They're cute together.
Obviously Palm was going to see the kiss. Ouch at Neung talking about all of the things Palm does for him but relating them to Ben. Talk about twisting the knife.
Oof. Neung thinking about the kiss with Ben and then immediately recognizing that it didn't make him feel anything like the way Palm makes him feel. Just fun bath-time thoughts.
Getting a glimpse at what Phuwin and Chimmon could do if paired up together. Don't tell me you can't see it. They're cute. Admit it.
If Ben really does like Neung he's gonna have to join Chopper in broken hearts club. I honestly hope he's not a villain because I think it would be overkill at this point. Literally everyone else at school already hates Neung, we already had Phum's (pretty obvious) betrayal, and we all already suspect him because we don't trust cute things lol.
I thought Neung was going to pass out drunk on the bar and Palm would have to carry him home. Why did we get this mess instead? Listen. I like this show a lot. But this scene? Where did it come from?
Neung has been fighting to be able to treat Palm like an equal this whole time. He only ever orders Palm around for the sake of Palm's dad, or to help lessen the gap between himself and Palm. (ordering him to eat breakfast with him like an equal instead of in the kitchen like a servant) In my opinion, they've shown us the exact opposite of a spoiled brat this whole time. He's a bit naïve but only because his parents have made him that way. He's been single-handedly tearing the barriers down between himself and Palm so why in the world would he suddenly go back on all of that? I can't wrap my head around it. I feel like the writers have completely lost me.
This fight is so dramatic??? Bro you're fighting high school kids?? They're trying to kill Palm?? They're both spitting up bodily fluids and trying desperately to reach each other across two meters of floor? Where is the guy in charge? This looked like a fairly prestigious affair and now suddenly there's a brawl? Grown adults beating teenagers to the ground like they're in a gang?
I have fully lost the plot. I am just so..... I don't even know what to say. I've been really loving the show so far but this just felt strange and un-earned. Why is Neung all of a sudden being rich bratty boyTM? Why are we acting like this bar brawl is life or death? They're reaching for each other desperately across the floor but I feel like their relationship isn't there yet. It's almost a callback to the fight they literally just had with Phum but that fight felt more realistic and earned than this one does. We just watched Neung flirt with Ben and then scream at Palm and now they're both apparently dying on the floor and I'm just.... confused. And a little disappointed.
All I can hope for is that next week they'll be able to convince me that there was an actual purpose behind this scene other than just to be dramatic and get a reaction out of the audience.
I still really like this show. I just had to get this off my chest. I'm not trying to be hateful. If you read till the end of this monstrosity then thank you. I hope next week's episode will show that there was a method to the madness.
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Okay yay! I’ve been thinking about this all day and thought it’d be fun to ask you 🤗
I was thinking Armand at first for me. But I think it might actually be Lestat tbh! I think i. some ways I have things he tends to latch onto.
I wouldn’t want to be turned by Armand bc from what I learned about him and Daniel idk and if Im not wrong doesn’t he not want to turn people? like what state would i have to be in order for that to happen. I almost feel like i would rather already be a vamp of i had to encounter Armand ngl. I only want to be turned by Louis if its like he’s genuinely saving my life and I asked otherwise I dont think it would be very enjoyable. idk anything about the books so hopefully i’d be an exception to the fail fledglings lol. think i’d end up leaving him tho and doing my own thing. Lestat….it almost seems like he would back me into the corner and whether i chose him or not I’d be turned so if you know some witches then HELP MEE!!!
I only dont want Louis to kill me bc i feel like the whole ting would be so sad. He would be so upset by it. bc Im black and queer now Im comforting him like “its okay Louis your a vamp its in your nature!” while he killing me all tortured! Armand would enjoy himself tooooo much. He experimental and shiiii idk. Lestat, I only choose him bc I feel like there’s a chance I might get that little orgasm trick he does at some point in the night like it might not be to the rings of saturn and back but I might have a point were i’m enjoying myself. 🫣
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Im obsessed w how u think fr. well its also like book dan was in a shitshow of his own creation of sorts , armand finds him when hes broke as fuck after blowing the bag he got from in universe interview release on bullshit. armand’s aversion to turning dan specifically was bc daniel was his sort of ‘mentor in humanity’ & the nature of their relationship changed when daniel was turned. theres a whole rigmarole that goes into armand’s aversion to turning others in general thats tied to some foundational shit in how he see himself & stuff from way back in his day namely w losing his human companions to the ~dark gift~ tho not of his volition but bc mari thought turning syb + ben would make mand feel less alone oss.. but show mand w assad sexy self can find me & ill change his mind ;^)but i digress lol the type of witches i mess w would give u some good things to evade the evil gay demons haunting me& u loll. and no awww ur so sweet to louis.. i like to see him tormented lolz. i want louis to kill me precisely bc im also a black queer[bi] woman… ima be like come take this dick[my body, my blood, flesh] like niggas like u always do smfh ;^). it dont make sense but nobody ever called blueiight a genius. i jus like to see lou sad & ur so real for the les orgasm trick. hopefully all 3 of them know how to get down. n get freaky. we need more sexy feeding scenes in s2
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watcher0033 · 2 years
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Thoughts 💭 on The Umbrella Academy Season 3 so far:
Took a break in mid of ep3 to gather my thoughts.
Impression of this season is a bit of a mixed bag. I feel like they’re introducing too many material and having trouble keeping up with all of them while the old stuff that they had are barely or halfheartedly addressed.
My biggest hangups are Grace, Marcus, the Sloane x Luther thing,and just the wasted potential of the Sparrows in general and ofc Ben. Still I love how thematically consistent the show is with their themes.
(Now, like I said, I haven’t finished the series so I might change my mind on of these by the end. And my opinions are very subjective, aight👌)
Grace. Why did they do that to her? No clue. Is the weirdness on brand? Yes. Do I have to like it? No. Why?
Wasted potential. She could’ve been a source of tension between the two families. Addressing how the Sparrows treat her and why, and maybe having some existential discussions with each other and maybe a source of internal conflict regarding their concept of family and in the end, the umbrellas affirming that she may be a robot but she’s still their mother regardless of who their birth parents are (well I hope since I haven’t finished the season yet but my expectations are kinda low now).
Marcus. I think the creators deemed him too competent to stay in the long run tbh, which is hilarious but also annoying on how they don’t know how to address it. They better bring him back.
If he stayed, he would’ve made a good anti-villain/hero and might provide a good challenge for the umbrellas that aren’t the Commission OR some good internal conflict between the sparrows if he decided to side w the ☂ wc would then put them in the outsider’s perspective of how much fuckery the Hargreeves operate with (no matter how altered and played w totally new characters). An awareness and acknowledgment that this may have been them in another timeline, shinier and better fighters maybe, but still the issues they all have would still be there.
And maybe them realizing that they don’t want any other family besides each other cause they’re enough. “We’re gonna discover smth that would make us feel shittier than we already are but I would still want to discover that with you” kind of take (a sentiment learned from Everything Everywhere All at Once wc is climbing to be one of my most fave films ever).
The Sloane x Luther thing.
Ugh. Sighs. They have good chemistry- it’s ok- just sighs
Incestuous or not, it still feels forced and just another material added to the pile that won’t be resolve satisfactorily by the narrative. They have so much material they could focus on. In fact, I think they could take away all the romance parts and focus on just the family, their family hijinks, healing, maybe making long term friends along the way would honestly be more satisfying. Is it a Hollywood thing or Steve wanting to direct a romantic movie in the future idek
The Sparrows. They are Awesome, I Love Them, and I hope they were fleshed out more. Their Dickheadedness can remain as it is. I enjoy it. Look how they made a bitch out of Reginald! I can’t be more happier. Let them be the Academy of Mean Girls 💋
Still. I wanna see more of their inner-workings and see them act as foils/parallels to the Umbrellas istg that would be so much more fun. I’m looking forward to seeing more of them as the series goes on. I love Fei, she has this very steady and determined aura to her and you can see her ambition but you can also see that she and most of her siblings don’t think they have anything beyond the lives they were molded into which they reinforced all the way to adulthood. Sloane wants to get out of that mindset, Jayne and Alphonso are indifferent to it, and I think Christopher does it because he thinks it’s cool and his fam does it tbh
Ben. Yo, this man is such a hot mess and so mean I would occasionally clutch my hand to my heart as I feel it shatter because he is the biggest case of how the parenting affects these children. We got two Bens for comparison and suffice to say Reginald is terrible and both sets of children deserve better. I hope they focus on that.
I wish their grief was shown more. I feel like Klaus and Allison are the only ones heading to that Heavy Angsty territory this season (don’t get me wrong I love it).
Still, like I said thematically wise their incredibly consistent which I appreciate. Five and Klaus bonding was GOLDEN.
Honestly with the additions we have this season I really want to see more of Allison and Diego dynamic (what a wonderful knife-twisting that would make), more of Allison and Five (I love how softly he talks with her being very considerate w her grief but also YO THATS NOT ENOUGH he had more scenes w Lila rip), Viktor and Allison future conflict ayyy I can smell it happening
Klaus, Allison, and Viktor bonding over lost loves in the 60s, Klaus and the fam reminiscing about Ben. Them listening to Klaus’ stories of tHEIR Ben’s antics. Viktor and Klaus bonding bcoz UM HELLO?? Why are the queerest people of this family not bonding that’s a freakin crime in storytelling istg.
Well, I shall calm myself down.
Deep breaths for my fellows who feel the same. Remember canon is a sandbox Fanfiction can play in.
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the fact that ben is obsessed w kevin makes me like him so much more
you have to be great in some way for someone to admire you so much
and it doesn't really matter what it is as long as you have it
maricel was saying how much he love hates kevin because he was so fucked up on drugs and still talked to maricel and said he's heard a lot about him and how he's so cool and funny and smart and he kept messing with him the whole night
maricel was impressed bc you have to be pretty smart to fuck with people when you're pretty fucked up
and he really liked his glass skin and nice undereyes
i forgot he put on my glitter on his face he looked so cute
i love that this family takes care of everyone so well it's so sweet
i'm kinda confused what about me he finds so intriguing, like i remember we had a fun convo at the party and i was already into him bc i would NEVER sit in the back of the car but i wanted to sit with him and i felt like he was around me the whole time and he would show up out of nowhere and i'm so curious about his past and what made him like me?? i'm just not used to non indian or white people giving me a lot of attention ya know
if i don't look down i won't be too dizzy to stay, i feel like i'm getting in too deep now
abort abort
i'm gonna give up on the good guy and then be crying to this music at some point i need to not be in so deep
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ninjago13 · 9 months
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warning!!:
Someone is getting tortured in this chapter, but you can easily skip the chapter without missing any important plot points. I'll let you know what happened at the end of the chapter.
Chapter 5: Rescuing my little brother
‘Sam!!’ Dean saw the demons holding his little brother back, while Bobby, Lisa and Ben walked towards them. Bobby looked at him and said: ‘I’m sorry, son. But Sam has to stay with them.’ Both Dean and Cas gave him a you’re serious ?-look. ‘Come on. We have to get out of here, before Crowley still comes after us.’ Dean looked back one more time, only to see the demons and Crowley dragging Sam into the house. When he couldn’t see them anymore he went to the others. He didn’t say anything and drove back to Bobby’s. Cas thought that he probably wanted to be alone, so he went along with Bobby, Lisa and Ben. 
‘Why, Bobby ? Why ?’ ‘Because Crowley offered to let Lisa, Ben, Balthazar and me go. I don’t like it, believe me, but this option was better than to die or to stay captured.’ While Dean and Bobby were arguing, Cas was taking care of Lisa and Ben. Crowley hadn’t really hurt them, just a few, small wounds. The most were on Lisa. Ben was okay, but he didn’t say a thing. Cas tried talking to Lisa. ‘So, how did you and Dean meet ?’ ‘We were friends. But after a while he had to go. Said he needed to stay with his father. We met again a year ago.’ While Cas put a bandage around her wound, he said: ‘He talked about you a lot, you know. About that year that he spent with you and Ben. He and Ben look a lot like each other, by the way.’ ‘Yeah, they do. Can I tell you a secret ? You must promise me not to tell anyone.’ ‘Alright. What is it ?’ 
Sam let out another scream when a knife poured in his flesh, again. Crowley had been torturing him for what, two, three hours now ? He had lost track of time. He now only wished it would stop. But Crowley had just said: ‘You’ve spent a year and a half in the Cage. I suppose you can take this.’ He was a mess. He wished that Dean was here. His brother always comforted him, even after they argued and Sam got attacked. His big brother had always been there for him, and Sam was sure that Dean would find a way to free him. 
He woke up from his thoughts when Crowley put a knife again in one of his wounds. He screamed again and when Sam spoke he first didn’t recognize his own voice, because of how hoarse it was. ‘Stop !! Please, just stop !’ Crowley chuckled. ‘Stop ? Oh, I don’t think so. You, Dean and Castiel stopped me from getting to Purgatory. Besides, I won’t kill you.’ Sam looked at him surprised. Well, not directly, because his wrists were bound to the ceiling so that he needed to stand up. His toes reached the ground, but his shoulders were in an uncomfortable position. One of the advantages of being tall, Sam thought. ‘The more I torture you, the easier it will be for Cas to find you. And that is exactly what I want. Believe it or not, but that angel is dead once he gets in here! After I’ve had my fun on him, of course.’ ‘I thought you weren’t the type to torture people,’ Sam said. The King of Hell looked surprised at him. And while he cut Sam with another torture instrument, he said: ‘Well. I am the King of Hell.’ 
Cas suddenly felt a painful sensation. He first couldn’t find where it came from, but when he did he said to Dean: ‘We have to free Sam. He’s getting tortured by Crowley.’ ‘You’re sure?’ Cas nodded. ‘Any idea if they are still in the same place?’ ‘Yes, they are. But we have to be careful, Dean. There was a reason that Crowley wanted your brother alive.’ Dean looked at him, suddenly understanding what he was suggesting. ‘You mean it’s a trap ?’ ‘Probably, yes. We stopped him from getting to Purgatory, so he wants his revenge.’ ‘Okay, then we have to be extra careful. Can you fly us there?’ ‘Yes. But like I said, there’s a high chance that it’s a trap.’ Balthazar, surprisingly, had been in the background until he said: ‘Count me in, brother.’ 
While the trio was making preparations, Ben was exploring Bobby’s house. The house was big and had a ton of rooms in it. After a half hour he found a room where there was absolutely nothing, except a huge map on one wall. On the map were a lot of pins and a few notes. Ben started to read the notes, but had to stop after the second one. He became dizzy and swaggered a bit before he fell on the ground and lost consciousness. 
This was probably the worst day of Sam’s life. He had been hanging in there for hours and Crowley was still going on. Between Sam’s screams, Crowley said: ‘I want to know something, moose.’ He pulled a knife out of the young man’s body and continued: ‘Why did you do it ?’ ‘D..wht ?’ ‘Sorry ?’ Sam had to force himself to cough and make his voice a little bit less hoarse. ‘Do what ?’ he asked again. ‘I think you know, don’t you ?’ The demon came closer and almost whispered. ‘Why did you drink that demon blood during the Apocalypse?’
Sam wanted to answer when they heard someone behind them say: ‘That’s none of your business.’ Sam couldn’t turn around, but he recognized the voice. ‘Hello, boys.’ Crowley turned around and saw a furious looking Dean and Cas, who looked anxious, but determined to get Sam out of there. ‘Hello, Castiel. Hello, Dean.’ ‘Let him go, Crowley !’ ‘Tss, tss, always so hasty. Why don’t we talk about this first?’ Dean would have slit Crowley’s throat if Cas hadn’t held him back. ‘Let me go, Cas.’ One second later they heard the sound of angel’s wings flapping. Crowley quickly turned around, only to see a few empty chains. ‘You really didn’t think we’d have a plan?’ The King of Hell sighed. ‘No, of course not, squirrel. It wasn’t your brother I wanted. I already have what I want.’ He pointed to Cas. From nowhere ropes showed up and quickly bound themselves around the angel. Dean was confused. Ropes wouldn’t hold him. But when he took a better look he saw the Enochian sigils burned in the ropes.  
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While Sam was getting tortured, Crowley wanted to know why Sam drank the demon blood. Cas, Dean and Balthazar rescued him, but now Cas and Dean are still with Crowley.
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