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Obviously I'm still going to go with what I feel is best for me and what I enjoy but I like having your guys input with things
This is in context to non request posts! You can still request whatever so long as I write for it
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We're driving home tomorrow! Feel free to send in requests, might write on the drive home/when I get home
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THEY'RE PLAYING EVERYTIME WE TOUCJ AT THE RECEPTION /SRS
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Charles Lee ray and Brahms (seperately ) where they get turned into cats that can talk and reader finds them and the realize they get lost if attention from the reader.
Fluff plz
Charles lee ray and brahms but they're cats
The first version of this post didnt save but I had only written this top segment so nothing was really lost HOORAY
Characters: Charles Lee Ray, Brahms Heelshire
Notes: Reader is GN, not explained why they're cats, reader is implied to be working with Charles in his murders
CWs: mentions of murders in Charles's part
Charles
Getting this out but he doesnt play games when he wants your attention- whether it be verbally demanding it or setting a.. surprise.. for you.. he does not take well to being ignored
Moving on he is piiiissed when he realizes what's happened to him- even more so if this is after hes been a doll.. but let's just say this takes place before that/an au
Takes it worse, actually, especially given that cats can be killed easier than toys
You do come up with the idea to use him as a lure to bring unsuspecting victims that had only wanted to help a "poor stray"
Circling back to the attention- hes not totally opposed to being treated like royalty.. ignoring that hes a little offended that you spoil him more than when he was a human..
Brahms
Even though he retains the capabilities to speak as a cat he hardly utilizes them, though that's because he simply... doesnt speak much
It's not much different actually, Brahms always begs for your attention and it's still the case when hes been turned into a furred animal.. except.. now hes more comfortable knocking things onto you while you sleep if he wants to hang out with you.. whether it be his cat instincts kicking in or hes willingly doing it to be a little shit
Definitely a climber, climbs up your back and perches himself on your shoulder while you work
The second you get him fancy stuff- food, toys, and so on.. be sure that you can afford it long term because it's going to become the standard
He may not speak but he DOES meow, loudly, until you pick him up
#charles lee ray x reader#charles lee ray x you#chucky x you#chucky imagine#chucky x reader#brahms x you#brahms heelshire x reader#brahms imagine#brahms heelshire imagine#brahms x reader#slasher imagine#slasher x reader#slasher headcanons#slasher x you#slashers x you#slashers x reader#slashers imagine
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Slenderman and Splendorman comfortint the reader?
Slenderman and Splendorman comforting the reader
No thoughts currently pretend I'm yapping- think I've written this in a huge character post but we are revisiting the idea!!
Notes: reader is GN
CWs: mentions of violence
Slenderman
Splendorman
He focuses on you, however if someone had been harming you physically or otherwise harassing you he may be inclined to leave his usual forest setting in order to.. settle things
More logic and solutions rather than emotion
Let's you talk to him, very good listener.. not the best comforter but he just might rub circles into your back if the two of you have been familiar with one another for a while!
He keeps an eye on you to make sure nothing gets too out of hand, he may not know exactly what to do but he is going to ensure you have company
Asks what you want- solutions or comfort or a distraction? Hes open to letting you guide him to get the best result for you
You could even ask him to kill someone, though hes likely to wait to get confirmation when you're in a clearer state of mind.. you humans always seem to want something you dont actually want when you're upset- he simply. Doesnt want you to feel worse later down the line
Very emotional he likely gets into his feelings with you, it makes you feel less alone
Blend of letting you feel your emotions and finding a solution- but if he could he would take your hurt away and bare it himself
Need snacks? Cuddles? A shoulder to cry on? Just say the word and hes going to give it to you!
Gets angry on your behalf if someone hurt you- depending on the severity of what theyve done he tries to take your mind off of them- "don't pay that bully any mind!" Approach
Generally lingers around until he is more than certain that you're feeling better, he doesn't mind if it takes a while
#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta x you#creepypasta imagine#slenderman x reader#slenderman x you#slenderman imagine#splendorman imagine#splendorman x reader#Splendorman x you
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Sorry to send in another request but I doubt you would appreciate one ask with multiple fandoms in.. may I also request Jason and the reader celebrating mothers day together? Take care
Celebrating mothers day with Jason
Slowly fixing my sleep schedule! Falling asleep at 7-9pm and waking up between 2-5 am its.. a start
Notes: Reader is GN
CWs: canon typical violence
His mood is noticeably a little off in the days leading and the days following Mothers day, he exhibits similar behavior around the anniversary of his mother dying as well
He kind of retreats into himself, hes in edge and worked up and he doesnt want to take it out on you- you dont deserve that, you didnt do anything
Becomes even more possessive of the camp and its surrounding woods during these times of year, quickly hacking down on anyone who's stupid enough to enter
Though...
If you bring up the idea of collecting flowers and letting him tell you about pamela, he might be receptive
He truly believes Pam would've loved you
The good news is he does seem a little less tense after you spend some time with him
This may prompt him to become clingy to you, though.. tense but hovering. Perhaps it's an internalized fear that you're going to end up going the same route as his mother
Once hes back to being himself he wants to do something sweet for you since you were there for him-
#jason vorhees x reader#jason vorhees imagine#jason voorhees x reader#jason x reader#jason voorhees imagine#slasher imagine#slasher x reader#slasher headcanons#slashers x you#slashers imagine#slashers x reader
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Well now I wanna know what you ordered that's fucking you up so bad lol
Steak and shrimp 😭😭 it was about 13 bucks so I decided to give it a shot <|3 never straying away from chicken strips again
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Knubbler x musician!reader
Think this is where I officially announce that I'm taking metalocalypse out of retirement! Hooray! Wasnt sure of song write or musician was a better label sobsobs
Notes: reader is GN
CWs: none
Oh he is going to be analyzing everything you put out into the world- it doesnt matter the genre I think the man listens to a little bit of everything
Not to say that he doesnt have a preference, just about everyone does
Overall hes hyping you up, as well as giving you some constructive criticism to help bring things together- he has a habit of giving it without making sure you actually want it
Offers to work on it if you dont have a producer and if he has some time on the side- might be a little offended if you turn him down but he'll live
Whatever you put out hes adding to his playlist and supporting you in any way he can, your number one cheerleader really
Tries to help push you through the end of a project, seeing abandoned work kills him a little inside
Your work will never truly become "lost media" if you burn it because hes always going to have a copy somewhere
Side note unrelated to the main post but he would go insane over lost media in the music part of the community, would try to drag you into it because he gets so passionate about it and wants to yap
He has ties so he will put a good word out about you to give you a boost
#metalocalypse x you#metalocalypse x reader#metalocalypse imagine#mtl x you#mtl x reader#mtl imagine#dick knubbler x you#dick knubbler x reader#knubbler x you#knubbler x reader
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guys I hope you dont mind me posting metalocalypse outside of my queue time- genuinely no reason for it asides that this is my way of showing I'm taking metalocalypse requests now
By the way I'm taking metalocalypse requests now, I'm writing for dethklok, Charles, knubbler, abigail, and I might do more might not it depends on the character and the request
Dethklok minute host fans lemme feed yall
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Never ever straying from my usual orders when I go out to eat; my guts hurt so bad and I have to attend a wedding today 😭😭
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Honestly one of the most fun but oddly stressful things about revisiting an interest you were previously really into is remembering your ocs and headcanons
Like my mtl oc? Very detailed backstory, loads of headcanons as well as dynamics in the canon
None of it got written down so the most I remember is the basics
We are rebuilding the oc!!/j
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
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I think that the fact I woke up EXACTLY at 3am, EXACTLY as the metalocalypse opening was coming on last night (admin left the tv on <|3) is probably a sign I need to rewatch metalocalypse and get silly with it again
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Fluff alphabet w/ knubbler (remake)
Remaking this because skimming through the old version some of my hcs have changed + I wanna get back into writing for mtl while the rot is here... maybe I'll do some other characters (winks)
No queue we die like men (I'm inpatient and wanna post mtl NOW!!!!(.. quickly realizing why I dont do long posts like this on mobile anymore. Not proof read we die like dethklok fans
Bonus prompt ♡ is PDA
Notes: reader is GN though this is mostly focused on general knubbler hcs
CWs: edit
Attraction
I would say hes a bit shallow but I'm a dickface shipper/j, serious note I think depending on circumstance he can overlook surface level stuff if you're charming enough! I mention in the original post that I think he enjoys feistier folk; outspoken and ready to dish it back if its tossed at them. It keeps things interesting even if it can get frustrating at times. Needs someone with humor, though
Bonding
He tries to make time for you when hes not working, he usually takes you out somewhere. Usually dinner or to the mall- hes bit materialistic and he doesn't mind spoiling you. Music fanatic, listens to everything and looooves listening to some of the stuff you're into, most definitely dissecting it too thanks to his career
Cuddling
Average older person body type, a bit on the cooler side temperature wise. VERY handsy when cuddling most of the time. Prefers to be big spoon but would not object if you turn the tables
Dates
As mentioned he spoils you, so going somewhere nice (and a bit pricy) is a common date experience. Flirting and innuendos aside, dates also double as a catch up thing for you. Again due to him working hard a lot of the time to keep up with his career
Emotion
Hes pretty level headed, though seeing him getting frustrated or annoyed isnt an uncommon occurrence. He has a pretty normal threshold when it comes to bullshit in the day to day- does get a little more emotional if hes under the influence, its just hard to guess which emotion it'll be until hes drunk
Family
Hes not interested in having children, for the most part. Hes had those fleeting "what if" thoughts, but anything more than that? No. That being said I do personally headcanon that he has siblings, who might have children of their own. Rich aunt knubbler supremacy/j
Gift giving
Again, he spoils you. A lot. He can afford it thanks to working with dethklok, and that's assuming hes not also producing for others. Even if hes not giving you something significant, hes sending you roses to remind you you're his
Harsh
He can get short when hes angry but he does try his best to reel himself in and try to find a solution, and depending on the context willing to compromise so both sides are satisfied. Naturally hes easier to work up if hes stressing out. Prefers to go to the side to cool off if things get too intense
Injury
Very similar to the old post, he reacts accordingly based on the nature of your injury. He can be a little insensitive to it, though, but like.. in. a "oh we have different pain thresholds and I kind of forget that" kind of way
Jealousy
Oh this man gets jealousy with a capital J. Want a quick way to get him worked up? Make him jealous. I mean don't becahse that's kind of shitty but. You know. Depending on the context and how the relationship as a whole is going hes either going to toss you to the side or play your game- has the "I didnt lose you you lost me" mentality, kind of gets nasty with it if you really fuck things up
Kiss
Lots of kisses- quick and light, or deep any passionate. Any kiss is a good kiss- tends to favor your mouth of course! Loves being kisses on the cheek
Love language
Guys I don't think I said this yet but he likes buying stuff for you/j
No serious notes, he listens to you. You're someone he can just talk to, no having to worry about your job or your reputation. Just talking. Hes a good listener, actually. Physical touch is another way he shows his love. Not even just sexually; reassuring and innocent hands on the shoulder or a hand steadying you on your back when you're faltering. Things like that
Marriage
Similar to having children hes never really thought about it. He doesnt strike me as the type to settle and commit to something long term, even just having you long term as a non-spouse is a change for him. He might warm up to it one day, he might not
No
A quick dealbreaker is if you put his career in jeopardy. Hes worked way too hard for this and hes not going to let it get wiped just like that. Not even necessarily getting him fired, just interfering in any negative way can put in a lot of tension
Oddity
Goofy ass laugh. Laughs at his own jokes, most of which being bad or corny. That's not even touching on his sexual innuendos. Horrid. Tomato tomato tomato
Petnames
Naturally he calls you babe and baby. Hon and honey are thrown in there every now and then. Oh he would definitely use dumber names in passing, partly because he unironically thinks they're cute and because he likes seeing your reaction
Quiet time
Well I guess it defeats the purpose of this segment being called "quiet" time but that idea earlier of the two of you just sitting and enjoying music together and analyzing it sounds nice. Outside of that the two of you can sit in silence doing something on your own. Life can get hectic, especially when one or even both of you work for dethklok
Risk
He takes risks, calculated ones though. He thinks about the pros and cons of everything before acting, and if it would be better to do it than do nothing if the outcome doesnt look too good. But that's in the context of himself and his work. But with you? Unless you're dying or in danger he tends to play it safe even if he can still come off as a douche every once in a while
Shh
He has his healthy share of secrets. Nothing wrong with that, privacy is important. If he needs to tell you something that he thinks you should know, he will tell you when its appropriate
Tunes
Maybe its because I'm going insane over these songs, and I hope you can forgive me for not linking them but:
Modern day cane and mx sinister
Both by IDKHBTFM. Less of a "you guys listen to these together/it reminds me of knubbler x reader stuff " but because the songs kind of remind me of him in general/I feel hed listen to these
Upset
He tries to work through things when hes upset, but he does separate himself from the situation if it gets too much- whether it be to keep him from saying or doing something hes really going to regret later or because he just can't deal with it in that moment
He offers to listen to you when you're upset, he tends to be unbiased so he can offer a good solution if that's what you need. He does try to spare your feelings but get ready to sometimes hear what you dont want
Wedding
Valentine
Roses, candies, and a reservation to some fancy place- something higher quality than the usual. Definitely the type to try to initiate intimacy on Valentine's
If it DOES happen, hes going all out. Maybe it's the fact hes rich and famous and he can overindulge a bit, but an expensive wedding is likely. It may not be huge, in terms of attendants though. Just friends and family
Xray
Hes gotten very good at reading people over the years so good luck trying to act normal around him if something is going on. If you seem avoidant about talking, he does try to drop hints that you can talk to him
Yearn
Oh this man yearns, both innocently and not so. He copes well enough between the times you are apart or see each other less
Zzz
Snores in his sleep. Has a long routine. Sleeps like a sickly Victorian person; on his back, head tilted backwards, arms sprawled across his torso. Primarily sleeps on his back, though, maybe you can cuddle into his side
Bonus prompt ♡
Looooves PDA, always holding you in some way. If the setting is professional he will keep his hands to himself. Does not mind showing you off, either
#mtl x you#mtl x reader#metalocalypse x you#metalocalypse x reader#dick knubbler x you#dick knubbler x reader#knubbler x you#knubbler x reader
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Since when did the adult swim block start at 4PM? I swear it started at 7PM and 10pm (or was it 9PM?) depending on which CN channel you were on
Sure it didnt immediately start with the grown up stuff (currently playing cow and chicken rn) but that's so??
Weird
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In reference to whomever sent the "*kicks your knd rot* come on possess him more" thing a while back:
Your mutual kicked you
STOPSTOP STOP YOURE RIGHT
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