I actually got it all recorded. here’s a commission, a fox take on the bunny jar

the carving took about 2.5 hours, the building took about the same. the jar is 11” tall

Hiccup, in a meeting with the gang: My policy is if you see something, say something

Tuffnut: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Hiccup, with the tone of someone who is used to Tuffnut: Outstanding

Hiccup: This is what I'm talking about people

i can't sleep and all i'm thinking about is how percy and clarisse are best friends but best friends in the most sibling "i hate you more than anything but if anyone so much as looks at you wrong i will kill them in a heartbeat" way

like their quest together where they saw each other's biggest fear, percy overhearing clarisse's conversation with ares, clarisse pleading with percy to understand that silena was a hero????

you cannot tell me that sally jackson didn't take one look at clarisse and not completely want to engulf this broken, hardened teenage girl in the warmest hug possible.

just percy and clarisse being best friends and no one knows the specifics, no one except for annabeth and chris knows exactly what went down.

and god forbid these two have a normal friendship, they will bicker and snap and say the harshest things, but they can also have entire conversations with their eyes and know exactly when the other is being triggered into a bad memory and needs to spar or talk.

like yes they're each other's rival but they're also each other's support system. they're best friends, they're siblings, they're enemies to friends to "i hope you get eaten by a hellhound but if that happened i'd go down to the underworld to get you back because i platonically can't live without you".

these two are trauma bonded to the max and i'm begging people to start talking about their friendship more

we should run not mcytblr elections in 2024 but elections for Best Dsmpblr Nostalgia Poster

Endlessly tickled by the idea of Akira being a good shot but a shit gamer. I like to think its cause hes got incredible hand eye coordination and super steady ‘surgeon’ hands; hes very good with precise movements, but panics when he has to do brain melting inputs. His brain can keep up but its hard to make his hands follow suit. Its why u can have him be dogshit at arcade cabinets; panicking with the little joystick and button mashing like mad, while having him be a beast at things like darts and billiards.

The only arcade games he can play is house of the dead-esque shooting games (hes literally at the top of the leaderboards for MILES and he draws crowds whenever he plays) and DDR cabinets (hes just very light on his feet)(NOT to be confused with stepmania; he would die if he had to do arrow inputs with his HAND). Its kinda fun to watch him fumble with the other silly gimmick cabinets, but its more entertaining to watch him do what hes good at. If u take him to play darts, and if the darts are super cheap, he will absolutely try his best to split them down the middle each time. Doesnt always work, but its insane to know that he lands the bullseye literally 100% of the time.

George with his dad, Carmen and the team after quali.

I want to start adding more latex and leather to my wardrobe 🫠

Propaganda for King:

-he’s fluffy

-he says WEH

- He’s tiny

- he had an existential crisis at eight years old

-he’s cute

FOREVER fascinated by this goober's glow-up... He is one of my favorites :)

That Girl is a Problem

(AU street racing! Joel x f! tattoo artist reader) +18

Chapter 1 coming tonight at 8pm CT

This fic is 100% going outside of my comfort zone and I have done my best to highlight all the warnings that I believe need to be highlighted. If there are any that I have missed, please let me know so I can make sure I update it accordingly! This story takes place in DTLA early 1990’s and the overall theme for the story is pretty dark. Every chapter will have the appropriate warnings so that nothing gets missed.

Summary/Warnings/Sneak Peek below the cut

Summary: Joel Miller & Tommy Miller left their Texas homestead seeking new thrills. They find themselves working at an auto body shop on Hollywood Blvd. Joel meets you, a self taught tattoo artist working on the strip. You might be just the adrenaline rush that he was searching for. Or, his ultimate heartbreak.

Warnings: Early 1990’s Los Angeles violence/scandals. Small age gap, (Reader is 28 Joel is 30) Drug use, drinking, smoking, mentions of tattooing and needles, street racing, infidelity, adrenaline junkies, Joel & reader have emotional baggage, reader is a badass, love triangle between reader, Joel, and readers boyfriend, flirting, teasing, banter, jealousy, rage, trauma, dark themes, domestic emotional/physical abuse from readers boyfriend, pining, unrequited feelings, excessive drinking/drug use, sustained injuries from street racing, bar fights, 2 character deaths, jealous! Joel, darkish! Joel, possessive! Joel, eventual smut, consent, eventual established relationship, no use of (y/n) readers nickname is Angel, (+18) minors dni!

Joel wasn’t shy of his ink. He had gotten his first tattoo at the sharp age of 18 and from there, he became addicted to the buzzing sound of the machine, and quick jabs of the needle into his skin. It was a euphoric sensation. The only way he knew how to describe the feeling without sounding entirely masochistic, was that it was a good pain. A comforting pain that eased stress and tension. Maybe he enjoyed it too much. Who the hell was anyone to tell him that he was fucked up for feeling that way? Tattoos were fucking dope, as far as he was concerned.

James Vowles recently said in an interview that he is most worried about AlphaTauri, even if the team from Faenza is still 16 points behind, saying that « they have made incredible success ».

I’m willing to bet he is dreading Daniel’s return seeing how we don’t know how he could perform with the upgrades they’ve brought.

also oscars picks and predictions ig. best actor i'm picking cillian and i obvi think he'll win. i think the slate is kind of weak this year tbh he's giving the best perfromance (rustin notwithstanding bc i haven't seen it) of the nominees THAT said i'd be rooting for leo if he'd been nominated. best actress i'm picking lily gladstone and i'm tentatively predicting her as well. if emma stone wins i'll be disappointed but not surprised. best supporting actor i'm rooting for mark ruffalo i think he gives the best performance tbh but i would take anyone over robert downey jr. who is is my prediction. weakest performance in the category and it's not even close. one of the weakest performances in oppenheimer tbh and there are some bad ones. best supporting actress i'm rooting for da'vine joy randolph and she is also my prediction. best director I'm picking scorsese and predicting nolan. best picture my pick is killers of the flower moon and i predict oppenheimer will win.

I'm think about claudia and louis again. 79 dead 1903 injured

Skills

damsels in distress, both of them