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ariose-ghoul · 4 months
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we need an episode where lark and glenn FINALLY get the fucked up father-son interaction they deserve and i've decided it'll be called "lark! the herald angels sing"
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correctproseka · 4 months
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favourite sekai relationships (romantic and platonic), go!
Ohhh okay okay. I might forget some i really like but here we go
Romantic
Ichisaki. Well, polyneed as a whole but ichisaki MAINLY make me insane like their whole story and dynamic and cjsjckdjf Saki is ichika's hope and happiness and Ichika is the one who makes Saki be who she is, the one who will never leave her. They just make me insane and they're both each other's inspiration and cjsjckdjdj
Polyniigo. While my head mainly spins in Mafuyu ships (more specifically, mafuena and mizumafu), they're all so important for each other and each has something that will help in the recovery of another. They all complete each other, you cannot separate them. They're a found family as much as they are a ship, "these are the people who gets me, and makes me happy and who I CHOOSE to be with".
.. i love other ships but those mentioned are my main OTPS and the ones who mostly make me insane, shout out to polyvbs, anhane, minoharu and nenekasa tho
Platonic
A lot of the ones in here will also be able to be read as ships, and I will like it most times, but I also REALLY like them as bffs or adopted siblings or smth
So starting with the ones that CANT be seen as romantic
Tenmas (including Toya), I can not express myself how those sillies make my day, the Tenmas are the first people that Toya feels at home with, Tsukasa is the person that makes both laugh, Saki wants to make up for her time and spend time with her family. 10/10
Shinonomes. Sjcksuckshcishcusjvusivhisvjfuvufj th them i uave so many words abt the shinonomes that idk where to begin so-
Hinomoris. Shiho wanting independence, but Shizuku does it all for her, because she wanted to step in as an older sister for her parents but she NEVER HAD THE TIME TO BECAUSE SHES AN IDOL. Which created an even bigger gap for a while. They love each other but couldn't tell each other what's going on in their lives
Now the ones that are able to see it as romantic, no matter if i like it that way or not
Ichikasa. Look, for me, Tsukasa treats Ichika like a little sister, while he does that with everyone in Leo/need, one thing ichikasa only can bond over is seeing Saki in her worst state and making her smile, because Saki's smile is everything for both of them.
Shizukasa. As mentioned before, they can be bffs and look good doing so. They will cuddle and not care about what the idol fans will say. In some AUs that brew in my brain, they marry but they are just each others beard, still close though
Akian. While i love them as a ship too, i NEED to talk about how their dynamic is amazing, they will kick each other then get mad if someone raises the voice at the other, only them can bully each other tyvm. In times i prefer seeing them as a couple, in others i prefer seeing them as siblings, depends on my mood and the good thing about headcanons is that I can have both and they're not in the same universe at all
Minori, Kohane and Shiho. So. Silly. Come onnnnnn i dont have an essay prepared for them tho
Ruinene.. maybe i like childhood friend troupe maybe not... But as a couple, as bffs, or as siblings, those 2 be queens
Honakana. I also dont have an essay for them i just think its cute
Thats it. I definitely forgot about relationships i love in here LMAO
Also shout out to mikurin, kaimei, meiluka and kaimeiluka (len forever alone ig KFJSKFJ)
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*busts down door* wassup folks, go read super fighting robots by v1le NOW bc it had it's final update today and bro. i loved it a lot??? it's so damn good
im gonna rant/explain it under the cut bc HHHHHH
it's an au where basically: everyone is human, the light household consists of eldest brother x (xavier), middle brother blues, youngest brother rock, and little sister roll, with dr. light himself becoming more permanent as the chapters progress [+ rush & tango]. the wily household is across the street from them and consists of eldest brother zero (og name unknown) and bass [+ treble], and dr. wily himself.
so you might be like "oh ok so it's basically just a human au with character names slapped on?"
BUT IT'S NOT AND THATS WHY I LOVE IT SO
so the whole thing keeping it megaman™ is that rock has some mental issues (not sure what, it was never disclosed) and to escape his panic he created a little fantasy world in his head that he goes into when stressed or over-stimulated, and this little world is the world of megaman we all know - rock becomes the super fighting robot himself, his friends make up the robot masters (and some have parents that are mavericks from the series and i love it [example: cut man's dad is "boomerang kuwanger"]), and his family and siblings have roles in the story as well.
the plot is essentially that it's a story about rock and bass becoming friends, and along the way, their [stressed and struggling] older brothers get together (why did you expect this to not involve xzero i mean come on, did you read my url? the otp is what drew me in initally [came for the gays, stayed for literally everything else]), trauma is discussed, they try out for soccer, and it's a cute (sometimes very sad and serious) family story and it's really good. it's so good.
if you read all this then congratulations. now go read all 117k words of this fic because it is so worth it
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ad1thi · 4 years
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spideychelle for the ask?
this was also requested by @probablyprocrastinatingrightnow
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1. Coffee shop AU: Who is the barista, and who frequents the coffee shop?
oh 1000% MJ is the barista and Peter is the hopeless college student who walks thirty minutes to work at her coffee shop while he’s working up the nerve to ask her out.
MJ gets tired of waiting for him to ask and just slips him her number on a napkin with a very detailed doodle that says call me dumbass
2. Highschool/College AU: Who is the straight-A student, and who’s the back-row slacker?
I think it’s canon that both of them are straight-A students?? but since Peter apparently does all his spidey stuff in school (seriously: how did nobody notice him making webbing), maybe he ends up slacking ygm?? like he falls behind because he’s so busy being Spiderman but obviously MJ doesn’t know this (she does she’s just seeing how far he’ll take this) so she asks him what’s going on (she’s captain. she needs to know what’s going on with her team) and Peter, to save face (cover??) is like ohh haha i just,,,don’t care about school anymore?? you know how it is. have to be cool and shit
(nobody is buying his act)
3. Rivals to loves AU: Who takes their rivalry seriously, and who is half in it just to push the other’s buttons?
I feel like MJ plays up the rivalry because she’s secretly a little shit and Peter is really worried because he got they were building towards something!! and now Michelle is acting like she hates him!! he just thinks she’s very pretty 🥺
4. Enemies to lovers AU: Which one switches sides?
oh i want to say Michelle so like,,,hmm maybe enemies as in like she was in another school? maybe on the rival team?? and then she joins Peter’s school and nobody trusts her because they’re so used to be competing against her 🧐 idk it’s been like 3 years since i was in highschool how seriously du guys take this stuff
5. Soulmate AU: Who is eager to meet their soulmate? Who absolutely does not want to meet their soulmate?
oh 100% Peter is the one excited to meet his soulmate while Michelle is rebelling against the idea that she’s destined to be with someone. Fuck that noise, she’ll fall in love because she wants to, not because of some stupid name tattooed on her name since the dawn of time 
6. Single parent AU: Which one is the single parent? (Alt. if they’re both single parents: Which one is open to starting a new relationship from the start? Which one is never planning on finding love again… Until they meet the other and are instantly smitten?)
i mean this one is sort of hard because canonically they’re in like, highschool, so i haven’t really thought of this but maybe Michelle as a single parent?? She’s got a lot of groceries and it’s a slow day for crime, and it’s raining so bad that Peter can barely see anyway so he’s on the ground instead of buildings -- and he sees Michelle struggling to carry her groceries and push her pram so he offers to help.
She pepper-sprays him before he can get in a word edgewise, but after he’s sufficiently verified his identity (it involves a lot of webbing before she trusts that it’s not some sort of illusion), she agrees to let him walk her to her apartment a couple of blocks away.
This just keeps happening.
7. Doctor AU: Which one is the long-suffering doctor? Which one is the patient?
Michelle is doing her residency in a hospital in Queens. Spiderman protects Queens. It is inevitable that they meet.
(She’s actually really nice about the whole i need to keep my mask on to protect my secret identity thing.)
8. Bodyguard AU: Who is the bodyguard? Who are they protecting? Which one is secretly pining for the other?
OH OH WHAT IF THEY’RE BOTH BODYGUARDS BUT FOR LIKE A HUSBAND AND WIFE (Michelle for Pepper and Peter for Tony) AND THATS HOW THEY MEET AND ITS VERY CUTE
9. Pirate AU: Who is the pirate? Who is the member of the royal family who did not sign up for this?
they’re both pirates thank you and goodnight
10. Childhood best friends AU: Which one was super obviously in love with the other the whole time? Who was oblivious until they were older?
I think it’s well established they’re both pining and oblivious idiots
send me a ship for OTP asks
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oh-wow-its-wordgirl · 4 years
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Becky for the character ask meme? X3
AW HECK YEAH HERE WE GO
Why I like them-
Because she’s adorable!! And also is just a really well-written character! She loves the city and wants to help people but she’s also Ten Years Old and gets frustrated when she doesn’t get to live her life! Also I relate to her a lot lol... so many people in the show are absolutely neurodivergent, and the whole show is basically just “a superhero whose gimmick is infodumping about her hyperfixation on words”
Why I don’t-
I’ll be honest I don’t think there’s a single thing about Becky I dislike. I mean sure she has times where she’s selfish or shortsighted but these all make for great character moments and are completely understandable for a kid in her position.
Favorite episode (scene if movie)-
Oh boy this is hard lol... I’m always a sucker for the scene in rise of miss power right after she drops sally back off at home 🥺 that legit made me cry. The subtle validation her mom gave to Becky by comparing her to Wordgirl, even if she didn’t know exactly what she was doing... it’s just so sweet. And don’t even get me STARTED on bunny lovers!! Outside of specials though, I think my favorite Becky episode is “the straw that broke Two-Brains’ back”! We really get to see her frustration about always being relied upon. Also we know from kid math’s episode that she usually just pretends to lose in the first half of most episodes to build tension, but I genuinely believe she was trying the best she could to stop Two-Brains cause she was just so angry!
Favorite season/movie-
It’s such an episodic show, I don’t think there’s one season that can be my favorite. I will say that I think they absolutely perfected her personality a few seasons in.
Favorite line-
TOO MANY MAN! But I have to say I’m partial to “YOU’RE about to be incarcerated :D!”
Favorite outfit-
Might seem a little basic, but I honestly really just like the Wordgirl outfit! A lot of the other ones she wears are just goofy lol. But the wg color scheme is super nice and it being a simple one-piece is just really cute ngl. Also I love the headcanon (supported by ROMP) that Huggy made it and that’s adorable.
OTP-
Oh no I can’t choose! I have been focusing a lot on Becktoria lately, but Vibecky has been something I latched onto in like episode 5. But also I just,, really like Scecky for some reason? Like their whole dynamic is super interesting. She had a crush on him when his entire goal was to basically ruin her career, and she kinda lost it right before he learned her secret and gave that up. (And I headcanon thats when he gets a crush on her) so them getting together any time after that is really sweet to me
Brotp-
Oh her and TJ for sure!! They have the perfect sibling interaction and bicker a lot but it’s so obvious that they do really care about each other! Oh but also her and Bob.. monkey dad. How can you not love that. But ALSO Narrator! His inclusion on its own is just super hilarious but their interactions are adorable! But ALSO ALSO her and BUTCHER’S FRIENDSHIP IS SUPER UNDERRATED!! I really like that he usually comes up when she’s having family issues and is always super kind and understanding when she vents to him about them!
Headcanon-
I think she’s Nonbinary and Bi! But aside from lgbt hcs, I think she started being a hero when she was around 8 years old. And also I think she was SUPER excited when she found out she had a younger brother! She absolutely was the one who taught TJ to read and speak (idk how good at it she was she was still very very young and probably had a short temper lol) I also think she has like a group at school where mostly kids with disorders like dyslexia can come to her so she can either help or read to them. Also On more of a serious note, I feel like she had a point where she was really suspicious about her birth parents. Of course the Botsfords are her real family, but she would absolutely feel a little insecure about not knowing how much her bio family cared about her. The fact that they let a baby wander off on its own long enough to get off the planet is. Not that good a sign.
Unpopular Opinion-
There needs to be way more content of her, Scoops, and Violet just hanging out! I’m a sucker for friend group shenanigans and I adore their little interactions. High five sandwich is like one of the best episodes just cause they goof around
A wish-
That we get a reboot someday 😔 I know it’s unnecessary and the show ran for a really long time but I need more daughter. But in universe, a way for Steven to directly communicate with her while not being affected by Squeaky! She misses him so much and deserves more time with him...
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen-
Any scenario of her losing touch with the villains or her friends as she gets older makes me genuinely distressed. They belong together.
5 words to best describe them-
Plucky, powerful, childish, considerate, overexerted
My nickname for them-
Beck, darling, or baby lol. Also sometimes I pronounce WG like “wug”. and occasionally Wordkid when I’m rlly thinking bout her being nonbinary, but also I just think it’s cute to say.
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cyberdragoninfinity · 3 years
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Marik Ishtar!!
YEAHHHHHH i was asleep but i am AWAKE NOW. excited for this one!!!
favorite thing about them: MAN WHERE DO I START marik is literally like. my second favorite ygo character (behind rex raptor) there is a Lot i love about him. i have liked him for a Very Long Time fgdgfg. i think my favorite thing with him is the way the narrative sets him up as this very mysterious malevolent force and then you meet him Fully and he's. a traumatized 16 year old in that lilac crop top hoodie who loves motorcycles. god tier character. he just some of my favorite little character details of the ygo dm cast.
least favorite thing about them: hmmm i cant think of anything off the top of my head? i just like him. i know some people hate his dub voice but i love it honestly <3 let the anime prettyboy sound screechy and weird, it's FUNNY. IT'S GOOD.
favorite line: this one is always so hard for me because i can never remember show lines off the top of my head but everything that comes out of his mouth in the ps2 game capsule monster coliseum is, endlessly funny to me if you havent heard it. again, i love marik's dub voice so goddamn much.
brOTP: 'brotp' isnt really the word i'd use for it but his relationship wth his siblings makes me go absolutely wild 🥺it turns my insides to GOO. complicated but ultimately loving sibling relationships in media is just something that makes me very soft. hes ishizu and odions baby brother god DAMMIT!!!!!
OTP: again, thiefshipping just does something to my brain, man. the endless survivability of a ship you've enjoyed for a decade+.... i just like 'em. i want them to run insurance scams together.
nOTP: in general i dont particularly vibe with romantic takes on the yami/host relationships very much but i feel like marik/yami marik is the one where im especially like 'i dont really like this, scoob.' shrugs....
random headcanon: once again standing firmly in my opinion that i think he would really like dolly parton. open your heart, you know it to be true.
unpopular opinion: this isnt even an opinion i just do refer to him as marik instead of malik ~95% of the time because thats just what my brain defaults to. im sorry. kids wb was my third parent. u_u OH ALSO. PUT HIM IN DUEL LINKS RIGHT *NOW.* I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM.
song i associate with them: *BOOMING VOICE* SECOND CHILD, RESTLESS CHILD BY THE OH HELLOS extremely bigly VERY MUCH!! filed under "kind of want to make a PMV with this one someday"
favorite picture of them: MAN I DONT HAVE NEARLY ENOUGH MARIK PICS IN MY SCREENSHOT FOLDER. SAD. gotta go with this one for now though. ice bucket challenge
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septiembrre · 4 years
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GG Headcannons
Tagged by @sothischickshe. Thanks, boo ;-) 
Ship: Beth x Rio -- in honor of our lovebirds day for GGWEEK2020
38. What is/are their love language(s)?
Haha, this has already made its way into one of my ficlets. I am also writing love languages into my next chapter of Better Be Mine. I can’t let it go!! I don’t actually care about them as tool for my irl relationship but it’s so easily identifiable for Brio. So my headcanons here... 
Rio’s love languages: 
Rio prefers to receive love through Quality Time. 
Rio shows love through Physical Touch. 
Beth’s love languages:
Beth prefers to receive love through Words of Affirmation.
Beth shows love through Acts of Service
49. Do they have differing political opinions?
Lol, @sothischickshe I can’t believe you tagged me in this!!!! Stop reading into the underlying vibes of Beth/Rio conversations in my fics! 
So the short version of my response is: yes. 
Now the absurdly long response:
I think about Rio & Beth a lot. I think about them talking about politicized issues quite a bit and imagine them in conversation with each other, teasing their beliefs apart. I like picturing these conversations instigated by hard parenting moments, things in the news, and things that come up as they finally start saying more words to each other. I think Rio could also just directly ask Beth about her political beliefs (I can’t necessarily picture the reverse yet).  
I think Beth is definitely more conservative than Rio -- and that’s an assumption I make because Rio’s a Latinx guy who probably came up with lack of access to wealth, and Beth as a white woman in the suburbs who formerly perceived herself/her family as wealthy. 
Beth’s characterization is complicated -- sometimes it really leans into Karen stereotypes/white woman privilege (lol, I cannot believe they literally had her show up at Gil’s workplace. I CRINGE!) and other times her beliefs and actions positively surprise me. Personally, in my fic writing, I love leaning into an idea that Beth grew up more working class/experienced neglect from her parents. I don’t want to romanticize these experiences but trauma around financial insecurity & complicated family relationships personally resonates with me. Ugh, I love writing about it, and it’s something that I read in her childhood that I like to lean into. That flashback in Season 2 really humanized Beth for me and it really made me love her. 
Okay, that was a major digression about class, but her life experience must lend itself to her political beliefs. She married into a wealthier family -- a family that owned it’s own business, was financially stable and just... a family perpetuating all the harmful effects of white heterosexuality and problematic gendered labor. And she conformed to it! Beth diminished herself to make herself fit there, to find safety and stability, to feel worth. So, I think her politics as an adult are also “safe” and probably echo the popular moderate trends in normative, toxic parent groups. Honestly, irl as a queer WOC who is anti-capitalist and been forced to be political for my own self-preservation and preservation of folks I love, I would not seek out PTA Beth’s friendship for multiple reasons, but I still have such a soft spot for Beth as a character?
That being said, Beth in the context of Annie & Ruby is obviously a different Beth. She loosens up in these spaces, she speaks her mind much more freely and in these scenes she comes as a normal, relatable human and she’s funny and prim and awkward. I think she comes across as somewhat liberal but not particularly educated on the issues/progressive (as is the way most characters are characterized on network TV). In this vein, she throws around a lot of white privilege and because some of it has gone un-interrogated in the context of the show... I’m not sure how intentional these vibes are or if it’s just par the course of it being white-owned network TV. Obviously characters are allowed to make mistakes and do shitty things, but I wish there was more on-screen acknowledgement of race in the show, and more intentional naming of things. In regards to Ruby + Beth in particular, I feel like an American white woman can’t have a life-long/multi-decade friendship with a Black woman and not be intentional about acknowledging racism/the specific misogynoir that Black women face. But the show hasn’t really acknowledged this aspect of Ruby + Beth’s friendship... 
*stares at the camera like I’m on The Office* 
It would be such a rich opportunity to discuss the challenges of interracial friendship if done well. Also, what an opportunity to delve into what it’s like to maintain friendships across the years (um, it’s hard!!! Even with people you love so much! Tell us more about Beth & Ruby’s ups and downs!). Beth and Ruby care about each other so much. When they and Annie get friendship beats -- I cry! Just make it make more sense! If the show filled in these blanks, it would be so great. Beth is obviously awakening~ definitely so in regards to her gender and her power and it could shift her political opinions? The show definitely poked a little fun at her crime “wokeness” by having her push back on cultural appropriation with those other PTA parents. Just by the exposure of her own relationships, Beth has experience with the lack of American safety net, our terrible, impoverishing health-care system, and inaccessibility of higher education. 
So, on one hand the show tries to do a thing where they equalize and don’t name race in the context of the three leads, “they’re three women”, but then they play on racial tropes with Beth and Rio’s relationship... I would like for their interracial relationship to be more overtly discussed/acknowledged outside of Rio’s somewhat performative call outs of Beth’s white lady fragility. 
So anyway -- Rio’s politics. We don’t know a ton about Rio so we don’t have too much textual evidence to go off of. But, we do know that Rio picks at Beth’s facade of white women fragility all the time -- sometimes with more hostility and other times simply teasing. When I write him, I give him my own experiences of having to become well-versed discussing politicized issues by the default of growing up experiencing racism and xenophobia. Rio, like any Mexican-reading man, has probably been told to “go back to his country” throughout his life -- and I can’t imagine it not politicizing him... Though, conservative Latinx exist and constantly shock me with their assimilationist audacity. *stares at the camera like I’m on the office again* But, idk, it’s something about their characterization of him of being so worldly~~ I imagine him being informed and up-to-date on the American news. I want him throwing around his power and $$$ by donating to local, progressive candidates of color. But, this is all projection~ :-) 
Ha, I feel like this was too critical of my forever otp (and on ship day to boot)!! And of Beth. The show has a habit of putting Beth through the physical and psychological wringer, and what I want instead is for our baby to be out of harm’s way, financially stable, divorced and independent, and also forced to interrogate the more harmful ways she deploys her whiteness. Lol, no one would watch my show. I know. 
I love Beth & Rio. They thrill me. And like many others in the fandom,  I often want to remove them from the GG canon and make them have harder/real/necessary conversations -- and generally converse about anything/everything because they barely do that on screen. I love the drama of their scenes, but my happy place is skipping a year ahead and building headcanons about what they could look like in actual relationship with each other... and one of these daydreams is Rio pushing Beth on her politics. I’m in an interracial relationship with a white woman myself -- and one of the things I love is endlessly discussing political issues and processing and growing together, and I like transplanting that to Brio in my fic perhaps too much, and it makes them OOC in my writing at times. 
Okay!!! This got long again. Thanks for tangling with this if you’ve gotten this far. There were a lot of assertions up there and I’m happy to unpack something further (but, thats at your own risk y’know. Clearly I don’t know when to stop when it comes to writing these ridiculously long posts).
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spotsupstuff · 4 years
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🥺 vibe check my baby shithead?
bless... its my sibwing time...
Why I like them:
what the fuck is there not to like about them, lets be honest. their personality is unique when compared to other bvs. i lowkey always hoped id get to see a bv that would be more bold, angry, just more sharp towards the world. most of bvs that ive seen before joining the creating part of the fandom were soft shy kids that didnt want to hurt anybody. its valid to characterize bc like that, but it was everywhere. lost was like the polaris in the entirety of the fandom. learning about them was refreshing, comforting, it felt and still feels safe to consider and think about them. they feel real, i feel like i could meet them on the street in a playground and become friends with them. you made them so real and important to me. ive said this plenty in the server, but theyve helped me through a lot of hard times. i was too sad or anxious or scared to come out of bed? i thought about them interacting with broken and i felt better. i was in a lot of pain? thinking about them helped distracting me and getting me through a lot of it. im so so thankful for their existence and even more so for your willingness to interact, rp and vibe with me. i love lost so much.
Why I don’t:
their clinginess sometimes worries me. they are valid in it, but clingy people generally make me Slightly uncomfy bc i have times where id rather not be touched and i have trouble speaking up because i dont wanna offend or hurt. broken is the same and i fear the day they will have to disappoint lost by turning away a hug or a cuddle session. the mixture of natural understandable clinginess and anger can result in a sort of manipulation. unintentional, but still manipulation
Favorite episode (scene if movie):
,,,ill be mildly self-indulgent and say that the scene where them and broken adopted each other, overlaying with the morning after, is perhaps my favorite thing ever. BUT!! i liked the scene with them shunning ghost out of oros hut. it established their thoughts and determination to Keep things important to them away from people that had hurt them.
Favorite season/movie:
the ENTIRE FUCKIN FIC THATS ABOUT THEM GETTIN FROM THE ANCIENT BASIN TO ORO. bro ive checked ao3 like every morning when the second chapter was still in the wip bin, i just couldnt wait for it kgjslkgjsldkk the amount of details to the struggles and the size of torment expressed through your words was so so real and i couldnt get enough of it. im incredibly thankful for that fic and for all the feelings it stirred up in me wee heart
Favorite line:
”I mean you’re a clown. do I need to say it slooooowwwweeerr?” the beginning of an age...
“don’t ever pull Us together like that, ever again” theres a lot to unpack here and boy, im keepin the entire suitcase right in my lap and i WILL think and dive deep into it with my thoughts
Favorite outfit:
theyve got One but they sure be rockin in and i -cocks designer gun- have Some ideas for that second cloak that net would make them so i Hope that will follow close behind their og look
OTP:
this lil creachure is fifteen, i only ship them with safety and parental/platonic love and care
Brotp:
them and purl!!! but also them and hornet, even though its not as close of a relationship, it makes me very happy that they arent completely shut off from each other. that lil short story they shared about their first encounter with cain instinct committed by hornet has been inserted into my mind forever out of the RAN universe canon... them and broken for obvious reasons, them and net (ive been LOOKIN for an AGE AND A HALF NOW SO HARD at that relationship) and tbh??? them and junior has been on my mind a Lot lately. ever since the first doodles of junior hiding them with wings in the among us au, ive been considerin n thinkin of scenarios
Head Canon:
-thunk emoji- hmm... theyll never be too great of a flyer. they will be able to do more than just flap once or twice to get over some distances, definitely, but i feel like they will forever prefer ground over the skies. some minor hcs: ,,,they might pick up some sort of sewing from net in the bverse, maybe; their hand writing will/does look like yours; one day, they will do something that will make a giant difference in something important, completely by themself
Unpopular opinion:
i dont fahcken kno how to do these with yalls characters what hte fuck
A wish:
i wish radiance didnt fuck them up so much during Those years. they deserve to get tall and strong, capable of their dads nailarts, big enough to wield a bigass nail like him and suplex broken
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen:
this is an incredibly unlikely scenario to happen cuz i know you dont like thinkin about the ultimate end of people and characters, but my biggest fear is that one day they will come back from a hunt or a visit to a cold body in their dads bed, with eyes closed to never open again, not giving them the chance to even say goodbye.
5 words to best describe them:
angry, worried, caring, gentle, afraid
My nickname for them:
sibwing... lil star (just like u heehoo), sometimes i think about them as simply “safety” or “comfort”
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sexysilverstrider · 4 years
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probably already gotten this one but tell me how u feel about white
i feel a lot of things about white. quick note: we are referring to the game protag who is touko/hilda but we are so used to calling her white so lol
How I feel about this character: so much??? i love her ‘dont fuck with me’ design eventho its just short jorts but man those jorts get me. i LOVE writing her coz shes so fun and unhinged and it just. fits you know when i write her? plus thanks to pokemas its canon shes just as fiesty. i just made mine fiesty but with curse words lol
All the people I ship romantically with this character: N lol im a sucker for enemies to lovers and i cannot believe pokemon really gave us that. i also love her with cheren because of the childhood friends trope AND serious boy wild girl trope. also her with tht one ace trainer whos afraid of heights and holds her hand during their ride in the ferris wheel. thats just cute for my sucker heart.
My non-romantic OTP for this character: cheren and bianca! god ive never felt this much for an ot3 but i really do. i LOVE their friendship so much i actually cried. a few times. thinking about them lol.
My unpopular opinion about this character: its a long time ago but i remember reading some fics that depicted white as this weak, frail fragile damsel in distress swooning and crying over N. let me tell you i hate it so much it became the very reason i started writing white LMAOOOO i get tht ppl hv preferences and white technicaly is a blank slate protag (before pokemas came out) but like......man it was SO bad and i cringed a few times when i remembered this one series tht was so adored and accepted by the fandom. white just went ‘oh gosh im so weak and helpless woo woo i want N help me wuuu wuuuu’ and Ns just....purely abusive. they really just channeled some abusive yandere shit on N JUST for their fetish fantasies......the nerve
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: LET WHITE REUNITE WITH N!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
my OTP: again. ferriswheelshipping aka N/touko. pokemon stepped up their game and gave us enemies to lovers. they even gave us a ferris wheel scene with N confessing hes the villain to her. cant believe pokemon gave us peak romance.
my cross over ship: OOOOO hmmm touko/touya? i know touya technically exist in her bw timeline too but like. hes not PART of the team so i enjoy the dynamic in pokemas.
a headcanon fact: MAN I USED TO HAVE A POST OF IT HAHAHAH I CANT FIND IT but yea lets see....one of my fav hcanons is that she is the hero of truth. shes fiesty, says her mind, a bit wild and reckless but shes also very loving and loyal to her friends and family. she sees her pokemon team as family members. since her parents divorce when she was 12 white is VERY bitter about her dad and it took her mom and friends to convince her on the pokemon adventure when shes 16. she stands true to whats right to her and she very much stands her ground against people/pokemon/ideals that are wrong to her
done! feel free to send an ask about characters/ships!
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hold-our-destiny · 3 years
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i didnt get tagged but this sounded fun
1 - Do you prefer friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? | friends to lovers
2 - Would you rather be forced to watch a terrible movie adaptation of your favorite fanfic or an amazing adaptation of your least favorite fanfic? | Terrible adaptation of my favorite fic
3 - Would you rather read fanfic chapters backwards or read them as parsed from google translate? | Google translate
4 - Would you rather consume every fanfic as an audiobook read by a monotone narrator or have to read on a tiny printed piece of papers written in yellow highlighter? | Monotone audiobook 
5-  Would you rather get a tattoo on your body of very fanfic title you read or never read fanfic again? | Never read fanfic again (but what if the tattoo is really small?)
6 - Do you prefer vampire au or werewolf au? | Vampire AU primarily, but I don’t like either tbh
7- Would you rather get sold to a boy band or be stuck in a time loop with your love interest? | time loop probably
8 - Would you rather kill your favorite character or marry your least favorite character? | marry my least favorite character- oh god oh i really dont want to
9 - Would you rather meet your love interest in a coffee shop au or college au? | Coffee shop AU 100%
10 - Would you rather have your fic history leaked or never read another fanfic again? | Fic history leaked- ive read some very weird stuff though
11 - Would you rather be able to read amazing fanfiction but it always has an mpreg plot twist or only read bad fanfiction for the rest of your life? | Mpreg plot twist
12 - Would you rather gay ships or straight ships? | generally gay ships, but im up for some straight fluff
13 - Would you rather ship a rarepair with almost no content or a pair with lots of content but almost all of it is cracky nightmare smut? | Rarepair 
14 - Would you rather see your otp shatter years after their happily ever after or never have the happily ever after happen in the first place? | Never have the happily ever after- because thats what fanfiction is for
15 - Would you rather read a poorly written but complete fanfic or a literary masterpiece last updated june 2013? | Literary masterpiece- weve all been through that
16 - Would you rather read SSSS++++ tier smut with almost 11k words or 70k words worth of fluff? | 11k smut tbh
17 - Would you rather read only alternate universe fanfics or only canon fanfics? | au fanfics. I despise canon. 
18 - Would you rather introduce fanfics to your normie friend with an ongoing smut fic with great writing or a complete fluff fic with terrible writing? | Ongoing smut fic
19 - Would you rather read your notp with all your favorite tropes and perfect characterization or your otp with tropes you despise and inconsistent characterization? | OTP with tropes I despise and inconstant characterization
19 - Would you rather read a fic with an interesting concept but very poor writing or read a fic with an uninteresting concept with really good writing?  | Uninteresting, but well-written
20 - Would you rather have a major character death or have a bed sharing scene but it’s a ship you hate? | Major character death
21 - Would you rather read a fanfic that has constant grammar and spelling mistakes or one that the characters are wildly different than canon? | ngl i think the fanfic i already read is very different from canon
22 - Would you rather every fanfic includes Jackson Wang or every fanfic includes at least one nsfw moment? | NSFW moment 
23 - read the most absolutely messed up dead dove with your most wholesome ship or subject yourself to 100,000 words of your notp all written in a solid block with no punctuation and horrible grammar?  | Dead dove (dead dove can be quite interesting while the whole point of NOTPs are that they suck)
24 - Would you rather have the power to read every fanfic in existence or have the power to make any ship canon? | Make any ship canon (as long as it’s done right)
25 - Would you rather have your otp get together in canon but one of them dies in a tragic way or all members of your otp survive but get together with other people? | Tragic death- its basically already happened
26 - Would you rather read a cringy 70 chapter harry styles mafia au or a high school kpop au y/n fic with horrible grammar? | Harry Styles mafia au i cannot do y/n inserts oml no
27 - Would you rather accidentally send your boss a super detailed smut fic or read a super detailed smut fic about your boss? | Read a smut fic about my boss
28 - Would you rather read smut fanfic aloud to your parents or submit smut fanfic to the employer of your dream job? | i mean probably sending it to the employer
29 - Would you rather pine after an oblivious love interest or be the oblivious love interest pined after? | Be the oblivious love interest (LOVE ME PLEASE)
30 - Would you rather hanahaki disease or your soulmate’s first words to you tattooed on your body (and they’re really stupid)? | Tattoo soulmate’s first words- also then i get a soulmate
31 - Would you rather be an alpha, beta, or omega in omegaverse? | probably Alpha purely because i think omegas would be disrespected, but if it was equal, omega
32 - Would you rather read a fanfic where the characters turn into furries or a fanfic where the characters all get pregnant? | pregnancies…
33 - Would you rather be able to resurrect dead fics or have the power to create a plethora of new fics effortlessly? | Create new fics ENDLESSLY
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Temari, Shikamaru, Neji, Rock Lee
god this is my THIRD ATTEMPT TO DO THIS SO IM DOING IT IN WORDS DOC
temari
favorite thing about them: i've written this 3 times!!!! BUT!!!! i love that at the age of FIFTEEN she'd already got the title cruelest konoichi. like. ilu queen. and she's so confident too, like she knows she could wreck anyone's shit, she goes up against MADARA without ever pausing. and i love that whilee on the battlefield she's cruel, as a civillian she's just...lowkey a bitch. like she's scary and people know to fear her but she doesnt actually...bully anyone besides shikamaru. she's also so ride or die for her brothers and i LOVE it.
least favorite thing about them: whatever that ooc mess was that was used to get her and shikamaru together.
favorite line: idk but when she tells madara "don't understimate me!" GO OFF QUEEN
brOTP: gaara and kankuro, 100%. the sand siblings are so fucking good. i could talk all day about them. in the leaf i think she vibes with ino, though she needs Breaks. she didn't like, Get choji at first but the more she got to know him she's like "oh i get it he's just Genuinely Good" and now he's her favorite. i also like to imagine she and karui bonded over not being from the leaf, and also having ino as their sister in law. that's a unique experience okay.
OTP: shikamaru!!!!!!!
nOTP: i dont really have any?? i just can't ship her with anyone but shikamaru, i think he's it for her. temari was never really one to be concerned over romance or anything, it's not something she cared about, and she kind of expected an arranged marriage so she was more focused on Not doing that. but then shikamaru happened and it was like. oh. she actually wouldn't mind spending the rest of her life with him. huh. gross.
random headcanon: i have a lot of Thoughts about temari as a mother. i think that she never planned on being one, just like how she never planned on falling in love. it wasn't opposition, just. her childhood was fucked up, she had no good parental role models, she was much more interested in being a konoichi. but then she and shikamaru got serious and shikamaru is the head of the nara clan and he needed an heir. she agreed to it, in a few years, but shikadai was an oops ! so anyway, temari hated being pregnant lmao which is why they only had shikadai. but once he was born temari is like "oh. i'll kill and die for this child." like shikadai wasn't Real to her until she held him (vs shikamaru, who's been obsessed with that child since temari first started showing). temari actually tried going back to work when shikadai was a year old but pretty quickly she realized "fuck this". temari likes working, a lot, but she also likes being needed and she just likes her kid! so she oversaw all his training from the time he was old enough. it was hard at first, because she's never babied him, but she knew that the training she recieved was uh, not acceptable, so she struggled with what pace was actually okay for his age. hinata and sakura actually helped a lot here- hinata also had Fucked Up training as a child and sakura trained with tsunade who is Insane so they were able to figure out what worked best for their children. GOD THIS GOT LONG. anyway. i love temari and shikadai thank u.
unpopular opinion: i love shikatema so much but she was done so fucking dirty
song i associate with them: hurricane by the fray
favorite picture of them: she always looks so cool
shikamaru
favorite thing about them: god. i hate this but i genuinely love how smart he is and how fucking lazy he is. like how he kept complaing about his match with temari being moved up and then you realize it's because he was relying on the shadows? bitch. he's so cool. and when he pretended to be asleep rather than deal with whatever the fuck orochimaru was doing ESRTYTJU that's when i knew i loved him. but also, i love his development. like he really just wanted to coast through life, didnt want to get involved in anything, just wanted a plain wife and two boring kids. he had absolutely no aspirations. and he never had a ~change of heart~ for his own sake, he just surrounded himself by people who genuinely inspired him and he wanted to be of use to them. l love him!!!
least favorite thing about them: like the misogyny doesn't bother me THAT much because hashtag it could be worse! but it's not good lmao
favorite line: BITCH! "i'm your god" SIR I LOVE YOU. also his line about how he can't die because naruto doesn't have a smart younger brother to help him, and he's the only one capable of being naruto's advisor.
brOTP: ino and asuma are the only Strictly platonic ones but obviously i LOVE his friendships with choji and naruto
OTP: TEMARIIIIIIIII, also choji and naruto.........i'm soft
nOTP: listen. it's not notp but everytime i remember people ship shikaino i'm like "they're siblings???" like no judgement, i have too many fucking ships fandom calls siblings, but their dynamic is SO sibling like to me lmao. also like...shikamaru loves ino and would do anything for her but he does NOT like her ass. you know he avoids her when he's too tired to deal with her bullshit.
random headcanon: LET'S KEEP TALKING ABOUT SHIKADAI. so when shikamaru's dad dies he has a line about how he wasn't around when shikamaru was growing up, and shikamaru obviously doesn't resent him for that, but he does make a concious choice to Not do that. it'd be too easy to get wrapped up in his job, but he won't let himself. he makes sure to make time for shikadai. they play shogi together, and shikamaru is very involved in his training, and even when he's exhausted from work he'll listen to shikadai talk about his day and never show how tired he is. he loves his kid so much, temari makes fun of him for being soft. also when shikadai was a baby shikamaru was lowkey obsessed with him lmao. temari needed Breaks but shikamaru...never really did. even when he was crying he would just hold and bounce him until he calmeed down (also shikamaru was way better at calming shikadai down than temari lmao)
unpopular opinion: listen. is shikamaru misogynistic? yes. but he doesn't like, hate women or think less of them, he just needed to learn that not every woman is as insane as ino. i've seen too many "naruto as vines" videos where it's like shikamaru is like "oh sorry i fell asleep waiting for you to make me a sandwich" like thats not him!
song i associate with them: uh nicotine by P!ATD
favorite picture of them: my header on twitter i guess idk!
neji
favorite thing about them: oh gosh. i genuinely like that he was a fucking angry child. he had every right to be. the hyuuga system is FUCKED! he projected it onto hinata, which wasn't fair to her, but god. he didn't have an outlet and the chunnin exams was his only opportunity to take his anger out on the main branch. anyway i love that after naruto beat his ass he was like "okay maybe i should stop being a prick" and he just. got better. became friends with his team. healed his relationship with hinata. he became so genuinely good
least favorite thing about them: this motherfucker really had me CRYING over him. rude as fuck.
favorite line: i am way too tired to think about this
brOTP: HINATA!!!!!!! also rock lee.
OTP: tenten!
nOTP: hinata. i hate you freaks.
random headcanon: himawari would've been his favorite. like, he loves boruto, that's his nephew, but he's a mini naruto and that's. exhausting. himawari is perfect in neji's eyes though and tenten makes fun of him for it.
unpopular opinion: its' not unpopular but genuinely it's bullshit he died when hinata's dad was RIGHT THERE. like. i will never not be fucking heated that neji died to protect hinata and her dad was just twiddling his goddamn thumbs as it happened. you useless FUCK. god. anyway i also hate that neji's death he just talked to naruto like his speech to naruto was good but we deserved more neji and hinata talking. i also don't like he died for naruhina to happen lmao we've talked about this, someone in the konoha 11 needed to die for naruto to prove obito wrong, and i dont even mind that it was neji, but his death shouldn't have had anything to do with naruhina.
song i associate with them: i dont have one but uhhh i found a neji playlist so i'm gonna say r.i.p 2 my youth by the neighborhood
favorite picture of them: bruh. idc.
rock lee
favorite thing about them: HE'S SO HARD WORKING AND DETERMINED AND NEVER GIVES UP AND HE'S A GENUINELY GOOD AND KIND HEARTED PERSON GOD ROCK LEE I LOVE YOU
least favorite thing about them: WHERE'S HIS SCREENTIME KISHIMOTO
favorite line: dude he's so weird i have no idea
brOTP: neji and tenten!!! and GAI OF COURSE. AND SAKURA. 10/10.
OTP: GAARA.
nOTP: listen there is GENUINELY nothing wrong with it but i dont vibe with rock lee/tenten.
random headcanon: ok this isn't a real headcanon but i made myself laugh yesterday thinking that orochimaru got bored and cloned rock lee and that's where metal lee came from. anyway real headcanon is he's married to gaara in boruto. thank u.
unpopular opinion: shut up about his and gaara's fight oh my GOD i dont care
song i associate with them: uhhhh idk here have a rock lee tribute
favorite picture of them: what's important is his good heart
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violentviolette · 4 years
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@starrystarberry tumblr fucked up and deleted ur ask cause i tried to switch over from mobile to my laptop to answer it so im just making a post lol
also it got a little long so i stuck it under a read more for u guys who arent into seeing fandom stuff on here
oh man okay I'll try to not write a novel for each of these lmfao
Lucio
Why I like them: hes a cocky bastard but also a giant idiot
Why I don’t: theres actually nothing I don't like about him akshsgsj like yea I know he imprisoned Asra's parents and made him an orphan at like 6 and everything but who hasnt made a mistake or two in their life?
Favorite season/movie: from what we have of his route so far I really like book 9: the hermit. it's got a lot of good hurt/comfort and that's my shit
Favorite episode (scene if movie): I'm a sucker for the steamy scenes so probably the makeout session in the winter woods
Favorite line: honestly all of them anything out of lucios mouth is gold
OTP: ME lmfao but no for real the mc in the game i dont think lucio is right for any of the characters even if i do ship him and julien for the angst
Favorite outfit: i actually really love his piratey outfit he wears in the flashbacks before he lost his arm.
Brotp: Julien 100%
Head Canon: i dont really have any for him
Unpopular opinion: Lucio is a switch and a service top the only True Top in this game is Nadia and i will die on that hill
A wish: none really, im happy with his route and where its been going and im excited to see the end of it!
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: I really hope his reverse ending is something other than him dying
5 words to best describe them: angry bratty baby boy
My nickname for them: baby boy
Light Yagami
Why I like them: cause he was one of the first really good protagonists whose actually the villian of the story and i love that shit
Why I don’t: Light drinks his own cool aid and is way to arrogant and i cant stand that. hes very much a holden caufield type character and i absoutely hate those
Favorite season/movie: i liked the anime but i only watched it once when it was airing and i never saw any of the movies so i dont know.
Favorite episode (scene if movie): same as above, this is making me think i should toss it in my que and do a rewatch. hmmm
Favorite line:ah man, i dont actually remember any but im sure its something gay
OTP: Light x a therapist
Favorite outfit: doesnt he only have one? that ugly ass tan suit or some variation of? lol
Brotp: light & ryuuk i loved their dynamic
Head Canon: none, i was never super invested enough in death note to have head canons
Unpopular opinion: none that i can think of, tho its probably somthing about misa lol
A wish: none
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: honestly the live action netflix adaptation already exists so like it cant get any worse
5 words to best describe them: someone id never wanna date
My nickname for them: bitch boy
Shaoran Li
Why I like them: omfg i LOVE shaoran cause hes just such a good boy? he tries so hard and he cares so much and he just wants to protect the world and its adorable
Why I don’t: theres genuinely nothing i dont like about Li
Favorite season/movie: while im loving blushy sweet shy Li in the new clear clard arc, i have a soft spot for angry sassy Li who was competing against sakura in season 1
Favorite episode (scene if movie): the episode with the tree and the time card
Favorite line: i dont think i have one
OTP: i mean is this even a question? sakura all the way
Favorite outfit: i lovelovelove his green fighting robes
Brotp: him and tomoyo being #Teamsakura all day every day together is the best thing
Head Canon: none really
Unpopular opinion: what even is an unpopular cardcaptor sakura opinion??
A wish: clear card anime s2 where are u????
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: i dunno, this series never betrays me so i dont have many fears
5 words to best describe them: strong brave and loyal boy
My nickname for them: i like to call him Li tho thats not rly a nickname
Haruka Tennoh
Why I like them: oh man. i was in. fucking. love. with Haruka as a young tiny queer. i love everything about her
Why I don’t: there is nothing not to love
Favorite season/movie: their original appearance arc is my fav so S
Favorite episode (scene if movie): the one in crystal where she kisses Usagi
Favorite line: i mean the obvious one is “does it really matter if im a man or a woman” because enby rights but also i fucking love every bit of sass ridden dialog between her and Seiya
OTP: Uranus and Neptune are soulmates and thats that on that
Favorite outfit: oh man she had so many Iconic Looks but im gonna have to give it to her racing gear.
Brotp: I love her and Mars as brotp’s dont ask me to explain it lol
Head Canon: nothing like substatial or series just stupid/crack personality ones
Unpopular opinion: none i dont think? again i dont even know if ive ever really heard an “unpopular opinion” for her
A wish: more crystal before im 90 pls
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: i mean once again the dub and the cousins sitation already exists so ive lived my nightmare. because framing them as incestuous cousins is somehow better than letting them be gay
5 words to best describe them: a gay enby queen
My nickname for them: my wife
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danurso · 5 years
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Eat your words
(Felt like writting something for my OTP, and here it is)
*During yang’s 11th birthday party*
Alexander: so, are you ready big guy?
Jaune: *shaking nervously* y-yeah, i think i am.
Irina: great, now go there and make mommy proud. *pushes jaune forward*
Jaune: o-okay. *walks towards yang*
Raven: what are you two planning?
Irina: ohh nothing much.
Ghira: should we be concerned? Last time you were planning ‘nothing much’ was during the parents reunion on school last year.
Irina: what about that?
Ghira: *deadpans* we found you beating winchester to an bloody pulp because his son pushed jaune from the slope.
Irina: MY BABY BOY HURT HIS LEG BECAUSE OF THAT!! DID YOU EXPECTED ME TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!?
Ghira: *sighs in defeat*
Kali: *sheepishly* just forget about it honey, you know how irina is protective with her kids.
Qrow: not only her, you womans are all crazy when it comes to that.
Summer: *with a cute smile and a dark murderous aura around her* even me honey?
Qrow: *sweating bullets* err...i...i mean that...i...im sleeping on the couch right?
Summer: yup.
Qrow: *sighs* goddamit.
Tayang: *snort* pussywhiped.
Raven: did you say something?
Tayang: *flinches* n-nothing! N-nothing at all, hehehehe...
Raven: *rolls her eyes* thought so. So, are you going to tell us what you’re planning or should we call the ambulance already?
Irina: don’t worry about that, it's just that jaune wanted to say something to yang, i just helped him to choose the right words *proudly* although he was the one who did most of the job on his own.
Alexander: i still think we should’ve gone with my idea.
Irina: *deadpans* if he followed your advice it would be just like our first meeting.
Alexander: *blushes* h-hey, i thought that was pretty smooth okay?
Irina: darling, i love you, but your pick up lines were always anything but smooth, if your mother didn’t smacked some sense into your thick skull we probably wouldn’t be married today. now shut up, he’s about to say it.
Tayang: wait, what is jaune going to say to my little princess?
Irina: shush it already!
...
Weiss: why do i still come to your parties?
Yang: cause we’re friends!
Ruby: best friends!
Blake: and probably because you have no other friends then us.
Yang: that too...now stop being a party wrecker, lets play!
Weiss: i-
Jaune: *nervously* h-hey girls.
Weiss: *rolls her eyes* great, you invited mr.scraggly too?
Ruby: don’t be mean weiss! jaune is our friend too!
Weiss: whatever...what do you want?
Jaune: err...i...eh...y-yang...?
Yang: that's my name.
Jaune: *blushing* t-there's s-something i want to say to you.
Yang: sure, spill it out vomit boy.
Jaune: o-okay. *pulls out a small thorn paper* I-i’ll be the warrior to f-fight for our love.
We will fly t-together, fly higher t-than the dove.
I’ll be y-your wall and shield you from d-danger.
I’ll t-take all the pains, for t-to me they are no stranger.
Y-you’ll be the q-queen in the kingdom of m-my heart.
And t-then I’ll be the k-king, so we’ll n-never be apart.
Y-you’ll be my majesty, I w-will serve you f-forever.
A-and for all of t-the times, I w-will leave you n-never.
My l-love f-for you, for sure has n-no end.
So t-tell me y-yang *blushes even more* would you b-be my g-girlfriend...?
Mothers: awwwwwwwww
Tayang: what the- what does he think he’s do-
Raven: *holding his shoulder tightly* don’t get in the way.
Tayang: *nervously* o-okay.
Yang: .
Yang: ..
Yang: ...
Yang: pfffhahahahahahaha! Where does this poem came from!? Its so cheesy it's hilarious!
Jaune: *deflated* oh...okay...sorry...i-i thought you would like but i guess i was wrong... *starts to walk away while tearing up*
Yang: but i did like it.
Jaune: w-wait, reall-
Yang: *kisses his cheek* yup, i loved it.
Jaune: *blushing* s-so that means...
Yang: i would love to be your girlfriend.
Jaune: r-really?
Yang: *nods*
Jaune: okay...i-i’m really happy...j-just give me a moment so i can- *passes out*
Ruby: JAUNE!! *kneels besides him* WAKE UP!! DON’T WALK TOWARDS THE LIIIIGHT!!!
Weiss: are you really going to date him, as like, your first boyfriend ever?
Yang: why not?
Weiss: yang, he’s an avid nerd, he’s always talking about x-ray and vav, he has no motor coordination, he’s short, ugly and is scraggly as a stick, why would you even consider this idea?
Yang: He’s a nice friend, and i think he would do a great boyfriend.
Weiss: *sigh* it's your funeral, im not going to say anything about it.
Yang: careful weiss, you’ll end up eating your words like this.
Weiss: i highly doubt that.
*on the beach ten years later*
Ruby: WEISS!! *tackles weiss*
Weiss: LET GO YOU DOLT!!
Ruby: NO!! I MISSED YOU!!!
Blake: let her breathe ruby.
Ruby: *pouts* okay... *lets her go*
Weiss: *sighs getting up and wiping the sand out of her* five years, i’ve been out for only five years and this is what happens when i get back?
Ruby: *still pouting* you shouldn’t have picked a college so far away from us.
Yang: well, at least you had the decency to show up in our family barbecue.
Weiss: it was the only opportunity i had, final exams will start next month so i need so relax a bit before digging back in the studies.
Yang: wow, you learned how to relax! Are you sure you’re really weiss?
Weiss: shut up you idiot!
Blake: it's her, absolutely.
Weiss: please, don’t start you to- *phone goes off* No. Way. In. Hell. *turns phone off*
Ruby: who is it?
Weiss: neptune.
Ruby: your boyfriend?
Weiss: ex-boyfriend, caught him cheating on me a month ago.
Yang: wow...it must be tough, i'm sorry for you ice queen.
Weiss: *sigh* don’t be, i knew i shouldn’t trust him. Men are all the same, you can’t trust any of them.
Yang: nah, not every man is like that.
Weiss: really? So you never had to deal with an asshole of a boyfriend before?
Yang: nope.
Weiss: so you never really had any problems at all? Wait, forget about it, you used to date jaune when we were kids so of course you had problems.
Yang: i actually never really had any problems with him.
Weiss: are you serious right now? Just the fact that you used to date him already counts as several problems.
Yang: not actually, jaune was always the perfect boyfriend. He was really shy in the beginning but he got a lot better with the time.
Weiss: forgive me if it's hard for me to believe in that.
Yang: it's okay ice queen, every group of friends needs their sceptic one right?
Weiss: *rolls her eyes* right...i never really asked you, but how did you two break up? Was it long after i went to college?
Yang: *grins* who said anything about me and jaune breaking up?
Weiss: wait...don’t tell me you’re still dating him.
Yang: okay, then i won’t tell you that i’ve been in a happy and healthy relationship with him for the last ten years.
Weiss: ...i can’t believe in you, how did you managed to stand besides that short, ugly and scraggly idiot for so long.
Yang: because i really love him, and well...the fact that he's not so short, scraggly or ugly anymore does help a lot.
Weiss: what do you mean with tha-
Jaune: *hugs yang from behind* hey there sunshine.
Yang: hey there ladykiller. *turns around kissing him*
Jaune: sorry for the late, my sisters were trying to convince my dad to get a new grill and throw the old rusty one away.
Yang: it's okay, i don’t mind.
Jaune: ...weiss? Its you? It's been awhile, how are you?
Weiss: *frozen staring at the tall, handsome and defined blonde wearing swimming trunks, a tank shirt and standing before her* w-who are you?
Jaune: it's me, jaune. You don’t remember me?
Weiss: o-of course i remember you! But when did you got so...so...
Yang: *with a grin* Hot? Handsome? Stunning? Sexy?
Weiss: *blushing* tall.
Jaune: *sheepishly* i think it came along with the age, i didn’t noticed until yang pointed it out.
Weiss: *still blushing* h-how didn’t you noticed that!? Anyone can see it clearly but you only noticed when your girlfriend pointed it out!?
Yang: ex-girlfriend ice queen.
Weiss: w-what!? Didn’t you just said that you and him were in a healthy relationship!?
Yang: and we are, but im not his girlfriend anymore *grins showing her a diamond ring* i’m his bride.
Weiss: ......YOU’RE WHAT!?!?
Yang: i actually wanted to talk to you about this, our marriage is going to happen in about seven months, and i wanted you to be one of my bridesmaids since blake already is my maid of honor.
Weiss: ......i-i really don’t know what to say.
Jaune: just accept it, yang really wanted you to be one of her bridesmaids.
Weiss: i’ll think about it, its too much information for my brain to process in such a small amount of time.
Jaune: take your time, you have seven months to think in a answer.
Weiss: r-right.
Jaune: now if you excuse me, sun challenged me to an surf competition and i need to show him who’s the king of the beach.
Yang: okay, i’ll be cheering for you.
Jaune: thanks sunshine.
Yang: no prob handsome *leaning against his chest* now be sure to win okay? If you do, then you can be sure that the title of ‘king of the beach’ isn’t the only reward you’ll gain today~ *winks*
Jaune: *blushes slightly* okay, then you better let this reward ready, cause i'm not losing to anyone right now.
Yang: thats what i wanted to hear *slaps his asscheek* now go there and show him who’s boss!
Jaune: yes ma’am! *takes off tank shirt and bolts towards the water*
Weiss: *blushing and staring at his perfect chest and abs*
Yang: *chuckles*
Weiss: *blushing* w-what’s so funny!?
Yang: it's nothing, i'm just thinking about a stuck up girl i met several years ago, and that always said a lot of bad things about jaune, but now she’s drooling all over him. Isn’t that funny?
Weiss: *blushing more* IT'S NOT!!!
Yang: ready to eat your words now? I said you would regret, didn't i?
Weiss: SHUT UP!!! I DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT BIG STUPID IDIOT!!
Yang: hey! Jaune is not stupid nor idiot *with a perverted grin* although i will admit, he is big reeeally big.
Weiss: *atomic red* i hate you...so fucking much...
Yang: love you too ice queen, but now please take your eyes out of my future husband’s abs, the only one allowed to ogle at them is me.
Weiss: *angry embarrassed noises*
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lindalofbroome · 5 years
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so i was thinking about doing a Roddaverse-themed Inktober
basically the idea was a bunch of open-ended prompts for each day like ‘a moment that makes you laugh every time’ and ‘favourite character’ and stuff like that. 
i wondered if anyone would be interested, and might join me? 
fanart is always fun (if they were stick figures i wouldn’t care and i��d love it so much), but if you didn’t want to sketch it, you could write about the subject in a few sentences (or a short fanfic, or even a whole essay, i’d honestly read it) or make a meme (laughs are always good, right?) or whatever! 
if we’re interested, then perhaps i could schedule posts that have the prompts (other than the official one with all of them that you can review in advance of the days) and we could make a thread of the things we loved or hated or felt sad or whatever it’s about. it could potentially be a fun event in the fandom? (no pressure to take part or to commit to every single day, of course)
whether or not anyone actually wants to go along with this, i’ll make an attempt. unfortunately, my october seems to be assignment-busy :( so i would postpone it to november, or perhaps december when i should be more free. this is all in concept at the moment and the logistics still need to be figured out, but perhaps we can sort it out together as a fandom (all one billion of us, obviously).
one last thing, perhaps your contribution might simply be the prompts. here’s some of my ideas i had this morning, so you can get the idea of what i was going for. Then we can filter through them until we get a good batch (aiming to make them broad to encompass the whole Roddaverse rather than just Deltora Quest, but there were some that amused me too much).
Briefly:
favourite character
favourite quote
favourite place
favourite event
favourite creature
favourite ship/OTP
favourite book
fav antagonist 
fav hindrance (as in, something that slowed down the journey ((but probably ended up helping them, i think thats rodda’s style)))
favourite support character
favourite protagonist
favourite thing from Tom’s shop
quote that makes you laugh every time
quote that means a lot to you
fav parent
fav deception
fav people group
fav moment when protagonist was figuring things out
fav moment when Lief was being manipulative
fav series
fav alternate name
fav dialogue
fav guardian
fav malverlain plan
favourite plot twist
fav moment of desperation
fav ‘oh damn’ moment
fav angry retort/banter
fav Lief being a dumbass
fav sense of foreboding
fav rhyme/message
fav story arch
...
i suppose favourite is always the right word, and more like one that is meaningful to you in one way or another; because it makes you laugh, or you relate to it, and such.
oh, probably need suggestions for a name for this so that it can be tagged together! i am currently unsure
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Yang RWBY
i deliberated over how to do this for so long before relaizing i literally cant do her justice so im just gonna stream of consciousness all over this and its gonna be a mess and thats because i love her with my whole entire heart
favorite thing - yang’s writing is a work of meta genius that honestly outstrips anything even doki doki literature club did in my opinion, and if youve heard me talk about ddlc you know how big of a deal that is. her core character concept is that what you see isnt what you get, that she always hides her real personality, feelings, and ambitions behind a facade, but most importantly that this facade extends to what the audience is shown of her. we are no more privy to her inner thoughts than anyone else, and watching the rwby fandom have a fucking meltdown over the course of her arc as whats really going on comes to light has been absolutely wild. 
i also love that this results in her being an inversion of the typical ‘not like other girls’ story. character in the show itself have literally called her a bimbo like its not subtle what they were going for, and i think monty and the rest of the writing team on rwby knew exactly how a bunch of anime fans would react to a scantily clad anime girl whos combat style involves punching things. getting to see deeper and deeper into her real psyche and learning that she is one of the most psychologically damaged and darkest characters in the show on the inside has been by far the most enjoyable part of the entire show and shes one of my absolute favorite characters ever written
least favorite thing - much like ddlc you cant sexualize a teenage girl like that and then have it comes out being an epic artistic win. like you just directly contributed to pedophilia and thats fucked and no amount of cool writing will counterbalance that. except here its even worse because she wasnt even 18 when the story started.
in terms of writing within the show i think her relationship with her dad is really fucking dumb and they butchered that entire aspect of her character by having him treat her like shit and her not react to it in any real way. her relationship with her biological and adoptive mothers is way way way more important so its not a huge deal but sooooooo many fights in the rwby fandom wouldnt happen if they had just thought through the way they wrote tai a little better
favorite line - 
Gotcha.
her catching adam’s sword was probably the best moment in the entire show to date and that line was the icing on the cake and a perfect example of her using the way people misread her to her advantage, especially against the character that was her strongest foil. watching a female character derided for years by the fanbase for being too angry and too headstrong deliberately and precisely baiting an abusive male character into letting those traits consume him in a life or death situation was unbelievably satisfying
brotp - yang gets along with everybody extremely well but i think weiss is the only person who really understands her on a deeper level. i think theres just certain experiences of extreme parental neglect that only translate if youve been there, and weiss and yang are the two who can really connnect on that since yang basically became ruby’s mom after their mom died and their dad shut down. i think its a really unlikely friendship that became one of the strongest in the series and the moment where weiss leaps into yang’s arms after not seeing her for the better part of a year always fucks me up
otp - i dont have anything clever to say here its bumbleby. blake and yang’s slowburn romance is one of the best wlw stories in fiction right now and absolutely blows me away when i really think about. wlw romances literally never get treated the way the show is treating them and its genuinely heartwarming to watch
notp - she hasnt been word of god confirmed as a lesbian but everything about the way shes written and especially the way shes treated by the crew outside of fiction (specifically editing out references that could be interpreted as her being attracted to men in the japanese localization and manga adaptation) makes it a foregone conclusion as far as im concerned, but at the same time there arent really any men that people ship with yang as anything other than an attempt to be homophobic on purpose
so basically i guess winter/yang is the big one without being straight up horrific. please dont ship teenagers with people who are like 28 i dont care how ultra mature yang is thats weird on a real world level no matter how hard you try to justify it
random headcanon - ruby’s the only character ever shown listening to music but i KNOW yang is a skramz kid. i KNOW it
unpopular opinion - okay. people fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to draw yang in dresses like every single fucking opportunity they get you fucking breathe a single word about yang being a dyke in anyones direction and theyve got her femmed up the ass. and its fucking so transparent. like she isnt wildly GNC by any means but her clothing is consistently more masculine than the other female characters’ and her posture/body language SCREAMS butch. they wont let her be real butch because they hate me specifically but i know i know i know why people ALWAYS want to draw her in dresses and its because they hate gnc women with a burning passion and if i ever see that shit im blocking unless you do something really good to balance i out. “wouldnt it be so fun if we put blake in the suit and yang in the dress” shut the fuck up and die put them both in suits if you want it that bad literally stop doing this to gnc women
song i associate with them - i absolutely adore rwby’s music and there is no song on earth that can top her actual volume 5 theme
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hi i am so happy u accepting prompts, i would love to have Drarry my OTP with nr.37 because thats my age, could u do something with Harry stealing Draco s clothes but there not together, but Harry has the hots for Draco. promt 37.“Oh sorry, is my gay showing?” THANK YOU
Here ya go! Thanks for the request :)
Prompt #37: “Oh sorry, is my gay showing?” (Read it on AO3)
It started out innocently enough. Harry was laboring away at his Defense Against the Dark Arts work in the library when he spotted it. More accurately, he was ignoring his apprenticeship work when he discovered the perfect distraction: a grey sweater, neatly draped over the back of an unoccupied chair. It seemed its owner had left it behind in their haste to get to class. Harry knew, of course, that the right thing to do would be to find out who it belonged to and return it. And if the mission meant taking a break from his assignments, he was beyond okay with that. After keeping a careful lookout for several minutes to see if anyone came to retrieve it, Harry walked over and picked it up.
It seemed familiar, though he couldn’t think why. Generally he didn’t notice clothing since, as Hermione was wont to point out, he was more oblivious than a piece of plywood. But he knew he’d seen this particular sweater before. It was thin–too large for any of the first through third years–and if Harry had seen it, it was likely from someone in seventh or eighth. After checking inside the collar and seeing no name written on the tag, he pulled it close to inhale the scent. Green apples, broom polish, and an expensive cologne Harry could recognize anywhere. The realization hit him instantly.
Without thinking, he shoved the sweater in his bag, packed up his books, and made a hasty exit. Harry’s heart was beating loudly in his ears all the way to the eighth year dorms. He felt conspicuous, like there was a dancing arrow over his head spelling, “thief, thief, thief” in neon.
“Hiya, Harry,” Seamus greeted as he made his way through the common room. Harry nodded briskly and kept walking. He couldn’t risk accidentally meeting Malfoy’s eyes because he was sure one look would give him away. The moment his door shut behind him, he exhaled and took a moment to collect himself.
The dorm was empty since he only shared it with Ron, who was on a date with Hermione at the Three Broomsticks. As eighth year returnees, they were granted more privileges than other students. They could go to Hogsmeade whenever they chose, and they weren’t restricted to the Hogwarts dress code which meant Harry practically lived in Muggle jeans and band T-shirts he found in Sirius’ room at Grimmauld Place. They also had the opportunity to work as apprentices with certain professors. Malfoy worked with Slughorn, Hermione worked with McGonagall, and Neville worked with Professor Sprout. Harry quite enjoyed his work with the new Defense teacher, but he still found himself wishing Remus was the one teaching him instead. He did a lot of wishing for lost faces these days.
Pulling the sweater out of his bag, Harry drew it close and breathed in that intoxicating scent. His eyes fell shut, and his thoughts visited cool grey eyes, soft blonde hair, and the sharp angles of Malfoy’s Quidditch-toned limbs. Harry had seen a lot of him since returning to Hogwarts, as the eighth years were in most of the same classes. They’d even come to a sort of truce, though Harry wouldn’t go so far as to call them friends. During that time, Harry had come to terms with the fact that he was very very gay and hopelessly crushing on said Slytherin. He let his head fall back against the door. As Harry considered his options, a sly smile slid across his face.
It was a moment of weakness that led to the theft of the sweater instead of its return, but it was Slytherin cunning that led to what happened next.
The next morning, Harry strutted into Potions with an easy smirk on his face. He wordlessly took a seat next to Malfoy, and leaned back, resting his hands on the back of his neck. Malfoy was carefully copying notes from the board and didn’t seem to notice Harry’s arrival, so the Gryffindor took a moment to study the blond. He was wearing a deep green sweater today, and he sat as posh as ever in his chair. He’d taken to wearing his hair loose lately rather than slicking it back, and the white tufts looked deliciously soft.
When Malfoy continued to copy his notes, Harry got impatient. “Ahem.”
“What is it, Potter?”
He didn’t look up, so Harry cleared his throat once more.
“For Merlin’s sake, Potter, spit it out. Can’t you see I’m trying to do the assignment?”
Harry rolled his eyes. As if Malfoy even needed to copy these notes down. He could do this potion with his hands tied behind his back. “Notice anything?” Harry asked.
Malfoy finally looked at him. The coldness in his eyes could have turned a Muggle to stone. “You’re taking up an ungodly amount of space given the size of this table?”
Harry snorted. “Try again.”
Malfoy gave a self-pitying sigh but looked again. “You’re wearing a woman’s sweater.”
Harry cracked up then, which only made Malfoy scowl more. “I suppose you’d know.”
Malfoy narrowed his eyes. “What’s that supposed to mean, Potter?”
Harry wiggled his brows and gestured at himself again.
Malfoy scoffed. “I don’t have time for this. Go bother the Weasel.”
Harry grinned but dutifully began copying his notes without another word. Malfoy was on edge for the first few minutes as if he expected another comment or strange game, but soon, he too fell into his work. When it was time to start the potion, Malfoy removed his sweater and set it on the back of his chair.
“Would you mind grabbing the ingredients?” Harry asked pleasantly.
Malfoy stood and walked into the supply closet. Harry, meanwhile, looked around to make sure no one was watching before slipping the green sweater into his bag. He then prepared the cauldron as if nothing had happened and waited to see if Malfoy noticed.
When Malfoy returned, his arms were full and his mind seemed to be five steps ahead–and definitely not on the missing sweater. Harry grinned wider.
“What’s so amusing, Potter?” Malfoy asked when Harry didn’t stop.
Harry only shook his head. “Nothing. Let’s get this potion done, yeah?”
Malfoy studied him in suspicion. “You’d better not try anything. I’m up to my ears in apprenticeship work, and I can’t handle getting on Slughorn’s bad side.”
Harry’s eyes widened innocently. “Try something? Me?”
Malfoy pinched the bridge of his nose. “Lord help me. Just–whatever it is, don’t fuck up the potion.”
Harry smirked. “I assure you, messing with the potion isn’t part of the plan.”
Malfoy looked relieved. “Thank Merlin. If you could start cutting up the–wait, what plan?”
Harry only shook his head and got to work. He could see Malfoy opening and closing his mouth in his periphery, but he didn’t acknowledge it. Eventually, Malfoy got to work as well, but his jaw was clenched and his fingers stiff as if he was ready for whatever Harry threw at him. Little did he know, Harry wasn’t interested in throwing things as much as he was in stealing them. And step two of the plan was already complete.
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Draco’s nerves were in tatters by the time he left Potions. He kept waiting for Potter to do…whatever it was he was planning to do, but he never did. Pansy and Blaise were giggling about something or other, but Draco couldn’t get that infernal grin out of his mind. Potter hated Potions, and he was bollocks at it besides. There was no reason for him to be that bloody happy unless he was plotting something. But if he was plotting something, why didn’t anything go wrong?
Draco was still wondering what the answer was during Ancient Runes, and then Transfiguration, and then Charms. He felt like he was losing his mind. As he washed his hands in the bathroom before dinner, he noticed he wasn’t wearing his sweater. Merlin, I really am losing my mind. Where did I leave it last?
He decided to retrace his steps, which meant the first possibility was the Great Hall. Arriving at the Slytherin table, he realized he would look like a barbarian or an idiot if he started crawling under the tables or checking all the benches while people were sitting on them, so instead he announced, “My sweater is missing. Has anyone seen it?”
The first years nervously shook their heads, too intimidated to be of any help. Some of the older students looked around briefly before shrugging and muttering their no’s.
“I’d be happy to help. What’s it look like?” Astoria asked. She was always kissing up to him because her parents thought they’d make a good match. Draco could see through it like glass, but it generally served him to have an eager helper, so he hadn’t told her to piss off yet.
“It’s a green turtleneck. I’m off to check the Potions room. Let me know if you find it.”
She nodded enthusiastically, and Pansy and Blaise rolled their eyes. Draco shrugged in reply before taking off for his next stop.
When he stepped into the Potions room, he racked his brain to remember if he’d been wearing it during class. Yes, he was quite sure he’d had it in the beginning. But then–he’d taken it off before getting the supplies. It must be in his chair then. There wasn’t a class there, so he didn’t have to make a scene, and he whistled a soft tune, pleased to have solved the puzzle.
His hopes fell, however, when he reached his seat. The sweater wasn’t there. Did someone pick it up and give it to Slughorn perhaps? Did Draco take it with him and leave it somewhere else? Upon careful review of his memories, he realized the sweater wasn’t there when he came back with the supplies. Which meant–
Potter must have taken it. Which was why he looked so darn pleased with himself. Draco hissed and stormed off into the castle. Of course it was Potter. Why hadn’t he thought of it earlier? Draco thought Potter must have gone a bit loony if he thought this was a prank, but maybe there was more to it Draco hadn’t discovered yet. Either way, Draco was sure the Weasley twins would be disappointed in the Golden Boy if they witnessed this particular tomfoolery.
As Draco made his way to the Great Hall, he remembered another part of Potions class.
“Notice anything?” Harry asked.
“You’re wearing a woman’s sweater.”
“I suppose you’d know.”
Fuuuuuuck. He’d taken Draco’s other sweater as well. He was wearing it. And he’d gotten Draco to accidentally insult his own fashion sense. Salazar, Draco was going to kill him. He stormed into the Great Hall and made his way toward Potter. Distantly, he heard people snickering, but the sound didn’t quite register. When he finally reached the thief, he crossed his arms.
“Potter. Outside. Now.”
Potter grinned, eyes matching the new sweater, which he was wearing now instead of the grey. “Sure, Malfoy.”
Draco walked out, and Potter followed. People whispered as they made their exit, but there was something odd about the tone. Usually when he and Potter fought, people placed bets and said their prayers, but today, it was the sound of rumors and suppressed giggles. Draco didn’t have time to figure out what that meant.
Once outside, he whirled on Potter. “You stole my sweater.”
Potter held up two fingers.
Draco exhaled as evenly as possible. “You stole two of my sweaters.”
Potter was grinning again. “What are you going to do about it?”
“I’m going to tear it off you, you stupid prat.”
Potter raised his brows. “How forward of you, Malfoy. Most blokes would ask a guy on a date first.” The Gryffindor’s lips twisted into another one of those smiles, and Draco thought he might throttle him. Instead, he pinned him against the wall.
“I’m not asking you on a goddamn date, Potter, I’m asking for my fucking sweater back!”
Potter winced at the volume. “Have fun telling that to the rest of the students.”
Draco stared blankly. “What are you talking about?”
“Didn’t you hear them whispering?” He seemed genuinely surprised. “They weren’t quiet about it at all. They were making bets on whether or not we’re shagging and gossiping about us being in a secret relationship.”
“What? What did you tell them, Potter? Did you tell them we’re…we’re…boyfriends or something?”
“I didn’t say anything.”
“Did you do something then?”
Potter looked nervously at the ground. “Um, no, er, you said something.”
Draco looked even more flabbergasted. “What are you talking about?”
Potter shuffled his feet. “You told everyone this is your sweater, and I’m wearing it, so they just, um, connected the dots.”
Draco released him like he’d been burned. “What the fuck, Potter? Why didn’t you tell them off? How the fuck are you planning to convince them we’re actually enemies? You know how these people are.” When there was no response, Draco started pulling the sweater off of Potter–
…only to realize once it was off that he wasn’t wearing anything underneath. Draco’s face went pink. “Um.”
Potter awkwardly ran a hand through his hair. “Funny enough, I don’t think this is going to convince them we’re not fucking.”
Draco blushed even harder at his choice of language. “Sorry, Potter, but I didn’t expect you to be defiling my sweater my wearing it against your bare chest!”
“And I didn’t expect you to disrobe me in the middle of the corridor, but look where we are.”
“Why are you not more upset by this?” Draco hissed. Potter seemed insistent on being unhelpful, so Draco knew it was up to him to make things right. He started unbuttoning his shirt.
“Malfoy, what are you doing?”
“Giving you my shirt, so you don’t walk in there half naked.”
Harry nodded dazedly. “Right. Good thinking.” His eyes followed Draco’s fingers as they undid each button one by one. “Except the reason they think we’re together in the first place is because I was wearing your clothes. So us switching clothes isn’t going to help our case.”
“Do you have a better idea, Potter?”
Breathlessly, he managed, “No, sorry. Keep going.”
Draco looked up at the tone of his voice. “Salazar, Potter. You’re flushed. Are you trying to make it look like we just shagged?”
Potter threw his hands in the air. “Oh, sorry. Is my gay showing?”
Draco froze on the last button. Fuck, did he just imply that he was flushing because of me? Potter bit his lip, realizing what he’d just said. Draco met his eyes. There was a moment of tension so heavy it squeezed at Draco’s lungs.
“I’ll try harder,” Potter said quietly. “I don’t want to ruin your reputation or whatever over a stupid prank.”
Draco nervously broke eye contact and pulled his shirt off. Without a word, he handed it to Potter, who took it and began to put it on. When he got to the buttons, Draco brushed those tan hands aside and did them up himself. He heard Potter’s breath catch. His own breath was shaky as he reached the last button, and his hands weren’t much better. He straightened the collar and met Potter’s gaze once more.
Potter was a little shorter than him, but not by much, so he could feel his breath on his neck. Electricity sparked between them, threatening to close the gap and press them together. Draco hadn’t realized how much he’d wanted just that until the electricity won over and he found himself kissing the Gryffindor. Potter’s lips were chapped, and when Draco didn’t pull away, they began to move with a hot, insistent pressure against Draco’s. Draco let his hands slip down from Potter’s collar and onto his torso. He regretted doing up the buttons already, but he’d needed that time to convince himself to kiss Potter at all, and the white button down was thin enough. Potter looped his fingers through Draco’s belt loops and pulled him up against him before wrapping his hands around to Draco’s back. Draco felt each touch like fire on his skin, and he knew there was no chance of looking innocent now. His pale skin would be flushed to match Potters, and his lips would likely be bruised too. He must have been somewhat lightheaded because that thought didn’t even bother him.
He finally broke away for air. Potter’s eyes were bright and his lips were parted in a way that made Draco want to kiss him again.
“Was that part of the plan?” Potter asked. “Because you look thoroughly snogged, and I highly doubt you’re going to convince anyone of anything.”
Draco raised his brows. “Oh sorry. Is my gay showing?” Potter shoved him with a smile, handing Draco his sweater. “You know,” Draco said as he pulled it over his head. “We could always just…not go back. Then we don’t have to prove anything.”
Potter narrowed his eyes. “You know they’ll assume anyway, right?”
Draco smirked. “Let them. It’s not like they’re that far off track.” Then he glared. “This was your plan all along, wasn’t it?” When Potter didn’t respond, Draco continued, “If it hadn’t been absolutely bonkers I would have seen it from the start.”
“It worked, didn’t it?” Potter looked hopefully at him from beneath his fringe. Draco considered objecting to that, but he figured maybe it was alright for Potter to best him sometimes if it led to snogging. “Since we’re not going back to the Great Hall,” Potter continued, “what are we doing?”
Draco pretended to be in deep thought. “Well, I’ve recently made a new discovery, but before I’m convinced, I have a few more trials to do.”
“And what might that discovery be?”
“That you look devastatingly handsome in my clothes. Care to come to my dormitory and see if the results are consistent?”
Potter hid a smile, tapping his chin. “Hmm…I could be convinced to try on your clothes. But only if you’re willing to take them off of me.”
Draco smirked. “I think I could be persuaded.”
Harry did smile now, gesturing down the hall. “Lead the way.”
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Hope ya liked it! Read it on AO3 here or request a fic :)
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