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violentviolette · 3 hours
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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that
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violentviolette · 6 hours
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this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.
[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]
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violentviolette · 7 hours
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Funky lil teaspoons doing their thing
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violentviolette · 8 hours
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violentviolette · 8 hours
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Ads for weight loss should be illegal. Hope this helps.
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violentviolette · 9 hours
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I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”
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violentviolette · 9 hours
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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them
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violentviolette · 10 hours
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violentviolette · 10 hours
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violentviolette · 11 hours
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violentviolette · 11 hours
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not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold
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violentviolette · 12 hours
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violentviolette · 12 hours
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just went to the doctor turns out I'm unusual and perverse :(
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violentviolette · 13 hours
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who cares 🙄 (me i would die for you)
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violentviolette · 13 hours
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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:
Play Toys
Play Pretend
Snack Time
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violentviolette · 14 hours
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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish
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violentviolette · 14 hours
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everyone in my household smokes out of their little electric vape pens 24/,7 but when i light a real cigarette they're like nooo what about the toxins!!! you are smoking the video drome.
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