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(me on a first date) and what do you think of the inherent intimacy of surgery? have you considered the love someone must have to put their hands under your skin and hold the most grotesque parts of you and put them back together nicely? is anyone really closer to you than that? we all get uh a little enamored on the surgery table don't we haha. wait come back
#coming up soon on a year since my top surgery <3#idk if this needs content warnings but probably#surgery tw#mild body horror#everyone be cool on this post. look me in the eyes promise me rn. everyone act cool.#gender tag
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(this is basically the gist of his voicelines, right?)
#genshin impact#genshin impact memes#genshin memes#neuvillette#nahida#genshin spoilers#''morax's days are numbered mark my fucking words'' ''as soon as the narukami comes out of hiding its over for her'' ''idc how harmless he#claims to be - i will crush barbatos beneath me with divine and final judgement.'' ''hey um. its kinda fucked up what those people#did to kusanali? thats kinda fucked up 🥺''
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#polls#hauntings#Halloween#creepy#poltergeist#ghosts#haunted House#this radio ain't gonna haunt itself#spooky season#probably i could have come up with better ones#and I'm sure as soon as i hit post I'll remember one i wanted to include#but oh well#get haunted idiot
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back to my undertale roots
#i thought the third stock image said skeleton bones. man free at first#sans is up next 👍🏻 soon!!#ouhhh i missed drawing them so much my boys……my all time favs#this blog has come full circle#undertale#papyrus#undertale fanart#my doodles#sopuuart#good soup
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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt.3
[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.4][Pt.5][Pt.6][Pt.7]
“Aquaman.” Batman swept into the room, beelining straight for the suddenly apprehensive Atlantean king.
“Batman. What can I do for you?”
“Phantom. Does he pay taxes?”
“Pardon?”
Batman makes a low noise that had Aquaman’s danger senses buzzing.
“Does Phantom have to pay taxes. Towards Atlantis.”
“No…? Why?”
“He wanted money, in exchange for… information, of a delicate sort,” Batman said, diplomatically avoiding the topic of Phantom bargaining for the identities of corpses in exchange for a measly $100 dollars per identity. Like a flea market dealer, that one was.
“You encountered Phantom again?” Aquaman perked up.
“Yes. Gotham’s bay is… polluted.” Batman paused. “With victims. Of murder.”
The entire area quieted as heads turned towards the Dark Knight.
“Yes, I am… distantly aware of Gotham’s waters.” By that, Aquaman gets green around the gills whenever he turns his awareness in that direction. There’s a reason he doesn’t enter Gotham, and the Dark Knight’s ban is only half of that reason. “Ah, but you’re correct. For what purpose would Phantom need mortal currency?”
“Hn.”
“Maybe he needs some stuff?” Flash zipped to a stop next to Batman, feet tapping as he dug into the pile of snacks cradled in his arms. “Us mortals are always coming up with new things, maybe he wants to try some games or something?”
Batman tilted his head down, seriously considering Flash’s suggestion. “It’s plausible.”
“Barry, Barry, Barry. He’s old as hell, right? He probably wants to try the new booze!”
“Hal, my man!” Flash fist bumped Green Lantern, who came up. “You’re back! What happened to John?”
“Dunno. He got called somewhere that way,” Green Lantern waved a vague hand towards the left. “Had to deal with a politician or something from that area.” He shrugged, swinging an arm over Barry’s shoulders to put him in a headlock and stealing a chip.
“Huh. Anyways, would our mortal alcohol even work on a demi-god or something?”
“We should ask!” Hal turned towards Batman. “You should ask if he wants to go for a drink, spooky!”
“He’s a child.”
“He’s been around for more than a millennia, Bats.”
“Informational gathering, right, Hal?” Flashgot out of the headlock, quickly munching on his snacks to stop Green Lantern from stealing them.
“Totally. Yup.”
“…Fine.”
“Wait, are we just gonna ignore that Gotham’s waters are full of bodies?”
“Yes.”
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“What?” Danny asked, mind half on the bags he’s dragging out of the water and the other half on the essay he has to submit in about four hours.
“Green Lantern wanted to invite you out for a drink.”
Danny turned to the stoic Gotham knight, who had his wrist computer out to log the bodies’ info the moment Danny gave him the information. Some of them even told Danny who murdered them, so Batman could start building cases with solid leads.
Danny’s only twenty. He’s not legal yet but he doesn’t want to give any clues to who he is. How is he supposed to…
Ah!
“Can’t.” Danny shrugged. “I’m not legal. I died when I was fourteen so…” Danny trailed off, speechless at the drowned puppy face Batman was giving him. What the fuck.
“Anyways, fork over my payment.”
Batman wordlessly hands him a wad of hundreds.
“What do you need cash for?” Batman suddenly asked.
“Huh? Isn’t it obvious?” Danny tucked it in. “Material things, obviously. I need a blanket,” because holy shit, Gotham is damn cold this time of year. “Anyways, see you same time next week, litterer.”
“I don’t litter.”
“Tell that to the batarangs I found under the water,” Danny grumbled. “But I’ll stop calling you that if you get a signature from Poison Ivy. I have a friend who loves her.”
“An alive friend?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?”
Danny snickered and disappeared. He’s gotta cram that essay.
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“There’s a possibility Phantom might be homeless.”
“Batman, I mean this in the nicest way, but for the love of Atlantis, please stop giving me headaches. It’s time like these I wish I stayed a lighthouse keeper.”
#batman#danny phantom#bruce wayne#dc x dp#bamf danny phantom#dpxdc#dcxdp#hal jordan#green lantern#the flash#Barry allen#mentions of Sam mason#phantom doesn’t pay taxes#but Danny Fenton absolutely pays taxes#his parents taught him how to file taxes#tax season is coming up soon tall I’m stressed#arthur curry#Aquaman#Aquaman and being interrogated on Atlantean history#Batman’s nickname is the litterer#you can’t tell me that batarangs don’t go everywhere#sea cryptic! danny au
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my classic piece for @kagehinabigbang in collaboration with @confuzzledsani, @morgendaemmerung89, and @/ermdelconcrete on twitter!
you can read the fic by confuzzledsani here
and more art by morgendaemmerung89 here!
#haikyuu#my art#hinata#kageyama#kagehina#karasuno#woooo this was fun! experimental coloring ended up turning out alright i think???#i love these idiots#also more art for this event coming soon... today...
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Happy... Halloween?
#coming to a theater near you soon:#Reigen Arataka vs Freddy Fazbear#WHO WILL WIN#also i haven't watched the FNAF movie yet#freddy pulling up a gun and shooting the purple guy is canon because i say so#mob psycho 100#mob psycho#mp100#reigen arataka#shou suzuki#tome kurata#mob#shigeo kageama#serizawa katsuya#reigen#fnaf#fnaf movie#mp100 fanart#halloween#ritsu kageyama
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pls dad astarion i beg of you
as much as i really want to i don’t know how much sense it makes, so for now let’s just be unserious
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tavstarion#maybe i’ll make some actual art if someone can come up with a VERY good reason why he would agree to it#dorian would be a GREAT dad though#don’t worry as soon as i have a character who gets with gale i’ll dad the fuck out of him#for now they’re the funcles#maybe after a decade of therapy?#i hate that i did this because dorian and the bab are SO cute that i want to continue
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my clown college grad project from december last year 🎪
#my art#oc#illustration#ok to elaborate a bit#its more of a circus/performing arts school but clown college is just easier and sillier to say so#i call it that#what da hell do i tag JFLDSKSFKD#im archiving a lot of stuff these days...#post uni burnout has been so real guys lol ill be taking a break from this proj but def wanna come back to it some day :3#IN THE MEAN TIME THO... im finally cooking up another oc story omggg im saur excited abt it hopefully i can share some art of it here soon
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There's no point in trying if the end result will be the same anyway.
#ULTRAKILL#mirage#mirage ultrakill#happy 3 year anniversary of 2-S :) dect anniversary is coming up soon too on the 29th damn#visually inspired by the MV for halved halved halved by hundotte vs frums (from NOISZ STARLIVHT which happens to be a great rhythm game)#had to export this so many times while moving it back and forth from krita to gimp OTL
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save me nanny ashtoreth.... save me
saw this dress on instagram and then the worms in my brain took over :D
if anyone has a dress theyd like to suggest to see a femziraphale in... send it thru my askbox or dms cause im on the hunt too :3
#god this colouring is so sloppy but its bc i just had my first day back at school today im so tired i cbf#as soon as i got home i had one of those After School Naps#like the kind that you wake up feeling like you got hit by a bus#and now its 12:30 in the morning and im very much awake#anyways yeah art wont be coming as often unfortunately#good omens#good omens fanart#crowley#ineffable husbands#digital art#nanny ashtoreth
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you're losing me masterlist | jjk
pairing: jungkook x you
rating: 18+
genre: angst, married couple, age gap, ceo jk, nepo baby oc, second chance romance
summary: in the midst of marital challenges, jungkook and you grapple with the complexities of your relationship. yet, the lingering question whispers: how do you truly determine if the journey is worthwhile?
*✭˚･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ*✭˚･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ**✭˚･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ*✭˚･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ*
part 01: midnight trouble (m)
jungkook is late from work yet again. but he shows you just how much he missed you.
part 02: silly costumes & haunted hearts (m)
having a bit too much fun at chanyeol's halloween party, jungkook unexpectedly joins the party too.
part 03: blue christmas 30% written
part 04: bittersweet beginnings
#oh how i have missed staring blankly at the screen trying to come up w titles & summaries 😋#gonna add more soon !!#jeon jungkook#jungkook fanfic#jungkook smut#jungkook scenario#jungkook imagines#jungkook drabble#jungkook masterlist
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podcast people in my phone
#sherlock and co#s&co#sherlock holmes#john watson#mariana ametxazurra#been messin around with this piece for like over a week now. I think this is just mostly to have a general pointer of their design in my#''proper'' style. literally named this file cover.png in my folders lmao#I feel like it isnt as candycore as the chibi version. but its still at a level of colors Im happy with. thats good for me#love giving john watson the default medium-size v-neck when canonically he wears like exclusively merch tees#(maybe its under the v-neck lets all believe that)#anyways. things are moving! lotsa stuff I cant show anyone but my coconspirators... but Im sitting on. Some stuff#gettin there with work... settin up stuff... being insane in march.... da whole package#gonna be having. a real interesting week soon. we'll see what comes of it!#but for now. I sleep. have a good night lads! look both ways before crossing the street
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telling katsuki you’ve never had a g-spot orgasm before and suddenly you’re back is pressed to his chest as you’re both sat in front of your bedroom mirror and he’s stroking the inside of you walls, making it his mission to make you cream all over his fingers
#you tell him you’ve never fingered yourself even#and all the guys you’ve dated have just never hit the spot#after that he’s folding you in a mating press and angling right to that spot#he’s so cocky after too because you wake up that next morning happy as fuck#bakugo x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugou smut#✎𓂃uma thirsts。°˖⌕#anyways fic coming soon woo oh#✎𓂃stamped: (my hero academia)。°˖⌕#༝˚૮ .♡ katsuki.
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MIKU FROM TRANSFORMERS!! 💯💯
(based off of @disformer's superstar tf miku design 🥰)
#maccadam#transformers#hatsune miku#vocaloid#soap tries art#im like punching the wall i love that design. think about it day in and day out#fought the bike with my whole life. whoever came up with the idea of drawing vehicles should be swatted with a comically large hammer#fun fact about this drawing: i think miku's alt comes with an attachable boombox (on the bottom)#and that her visor and holographic hair change visually when she sings. i will draw that soon too
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FNAF RUIN SPOILERS
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still thinking about. the last encounter with eclipse .
#fnaf ruin#fnaf#fnaf security breach#fnaf ruin spoilers#security breach ruin#fnaf dlc#fnaf ruin dlc#ruin dlc#fnaf eclipse#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf sun and moon#eclipse saying he has to clean up#and the place will be flooded with kids soon#cleaning up the daycare for a crowd of children who will never come#wonder what’ll happen to him#poor guy#anyway thats just my silly little sketch i#probably wont draw this guy again HAHAHHA#maybe#ruin dlc spoilers#ruin spoilers
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