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ltc-henry-blake · 20 days

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Straight cis male went to a coffee shop and ordered something other than a black coffee. All the baristas pointed and laughed at him. They drug him out in the street to be mocked and ridiculed. "You're not a real man!" the villagers cried. Many such cases.

#i work in a coffee shop and the way men feel insecure and emasculated over something as trivial as ordering a fancy drink #is both hilarious and sad #and annoying like please stop making your wife order for you #once had a man ask me what drinks we had for girls #like ???

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softestaries · 5 months

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I'm cracking up at the idea of Fourteen bumping into an old companion in Tesco's or something and them instantly being like 'YOU'RE BACK? WHAT HAPPENED? IS IT THE DALEKS ? IS THE WORLD ENDING AGAIN? DO YOU NEED HELP?' And Fourteen is just stood there like 'i'm just here for milk??'

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #david tennant #catherine tate #dw spoilers #dw #this is both sad and hilarious btw #like that funky little alien is going to have a breakdown the second someone implies he might be needed to save the universe again

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doydoune · 6 months

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it's the year of our lord 2023 and I'm only now learning about Phoenix's and Maya's baker era

pov: you're living your best life making bread and a Lego figurine bursts into your bakery and now you have to prevent a girl from being burned alive as a witch

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ferahntics · 1 year

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Parenting on Planet Popstar.

OK last edit, I managed to find the OG, so here ya go!

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loonarmuunar · 10 months

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“there’s not even any real evidence” “Hisashi has a fire quirk” “Why do you even like DFO” BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING FUNNY. MOVING ON-

#bnha #mha #it’s fucking hilarious #I love it #i mean I like it for other reasons obviously. but it’s either REALLY FUNNY or REALLY SAD and sometimes both #and I adore that #dfo #dad for one #dfo theory #dad for one theory #all for one is hisashi #hisashi midoriya #afo #all for one

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madootles · 2 years

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there’s just something about a good superior-subordinate professional relationship built upon mutual hate...

#they are both children #edward elric #alphonse elric #roy mustang #fullmetal alchemist #also don't tag this romantically that shit is weird......#this is a mutually despised relationship between superior and subordinate and it's hilarious #yeaaaa I'm still on this... sorry unwilling followers ily #my art has to be funny because the source material is fucking dark it doesn't need more angst #genuinely I subscribe to the idea that roy and ed care about eachother but I also subscribe to the idea that they'd rather die than say so #mutual respect is the closest they will get #alphonse is really becoming my fave ... like ed is my fave bc idk he has nice fashion and he's very sad but alphonse is just so !!!!!!!#fma 03 #fma 2003 #fmab #even tho that's not what I watch #you are still welcome here I guesssssss :-)#k bye #tw blood

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hellishfig · 6 months

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god… rewatching neverafter again

and the intro scenes are a mixed bag in terms of terror

rosamund is kind of freaky with the vines and the dead princes, but then we have gerard’s, which is very amusing. pib’s is also pretty funny. mother goose’s is dark bc his son is dead, but they still joke about the gander

then we get to ylfa. and brennan and emily show the darkest and saddest origin story i have ever seen for little red riding hood. a little girl, lost in every way possible, confused and alone and scared, begging her mother to let her in, and her mother refuses. her mother says that her daughter is dead and gone and a monster stands in her place. ylfa doesn’t want to be a monster. she wants to go home. but she is different, and her home turns on her, and that betrayal turns her on them. she huffs and she puffs and she blows the family that left her for dead away

and pinocchio. pinocchio whose mother is a shadow in a doorway. pinocchio who became a boy by being good, only to lose that gift by lying to save his father. pinocchio who loves his father enough to lie, and must now keep on lying to serve a woman he has never even looked in the eyes

there’s something very fitting about the children in this fairy tale land having the most horrifying stories. those stories about children straying from the path or needing to never tell a lie or misbehave in order to be real, they’re meant as warnings. be good, children, or you’ll never have the respect that adults get. be good, or the monsters in the shadows will come for you. be good, or you’ll die

in a season that was meant to be horror but was subverted by the players knowing the theme, i appreciate even more the darker corners of the story

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the-dragon-girl-27 · 8 months

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I'm coping and seething over the new cannon human VY2 design

#vocaloid #doodle #vy2 #gumi #gumi megpoid #look i used gumis AI voice design #~details~#i dont know if im sad or find this hilarious #a combo of both #also before one of you tries to be a smartass i know the old one is its not his official official design #but it has been officialy aknowlaged and was made for a contest about what his “cannon” look would be so theres that #i want my pink haired emo boy back #mans design is very “its not a phase mom” and it turned out that it was in fact a phase is very funny though #meme art

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floorpancakes · 2 months

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#chapter 197 #this is just one of those scenes that rotates in my brain constantly #blowing smoke is like a known invitation for sex too so its like BROOO USE YOUR WORDS ITS NOT TOO LATE #xxxholic #its so funny cause watanuki is soooooo #like theyre both being consumed w gay thoughts here #but #USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS WATANUKI. GOD #hes the type of person that thinks if he gives sad noncommittally seductive eye contact he wont have to talk about his feelings #the way he looks like hes mad doumeki didnt get the hint is hilarious given that this is usually doumekis problem #i think he gets it honey hes just burned out and thinks shit will never happen #and if you keep dawdling in your depression this way he never will!!!

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redrobin-detective · 3 months

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Skull 👏 was 👏just 👏 as 👏 much 👏 a 👏 member 👏of 👏 the 👏 agency 👏 as 👏 the 👏 humans 👏

#lockwood and co #skull was my favorite bit of l&c in both the series and the books #Im sad and a bit aggravated he's sorta reduced to Lucys like weird dog by fandom?#he saved all their lives multiple times with his insights and powers #he led to the events of the final book #if Holly and Kipps can be considered members of the lockwood and co agency #then so should skull be #if not by the general public then the kids #also if L&C was upfront about having a ghost in a jar as a member that would also be hilarious #they tape a lil rapier to his jar and say he's part of the team no we dont accept questions :)#god bless skull i love him so mucccch

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jade-of-mourning · 3 months

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they both deserve to lose their shit just a little bit -- which may not be the most effectively conveyed here, but my sentiment is there (i swear)

#lychee's trash art #lok #tlok #bolin lok #mako lok #i like bolin but i hate his hair (for drawing purposes). cannot figure out how it would work at all #i meant to make bolin feral or something but he just looks kinda normal #as for mako i once read that he cries precisely once a year like clockwork #and that's both hilarious and sad therefore it's true #this is one of those rare chronicled events (across the span of ten years)#witness carefully for you will not see it for another 365 days;;;#(the trauma is processing. it takes a while okay there's a lot of content)#spontaneously shitting out art. adamantly ignoring my writing wips. it's 3:50am as i write this.

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backonrepeat · 7 months

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Gortash, who escapes the Hells after years of torture, and hires Karlach (a red tiefling) as his bodyguard because better the devil you know.

Karlach, late teens, orphaned and trying to find her place in the city, imprinting on Gortash (a thug from the Lower City, making his way up on the world) like a baby duckling, ignoring the parade of red flags.

Them working together well and getting along, despite opposite personalities and morals, because Gortash (who grew up unloved by his parents and abused by devils) enjoys being the object of Karlach's earnest, honest flattery and loyalty too much, and Karlach (poor street urchin with little to no formal education) sees Gortash scheme with politicians and criminals, design clockwork machines, and climb the social ladder with ease, and thinks the sun shines out of his ass.

If Gortash keeps the worst of his dealings hidden from Karlach, well, that's just good business sense. She's still young and green, she'll toughen up as she grows older and the reality of the world grinds her optimisim to dust. And if Karlach turns a blind eye to her boss' cruel streak, to the boxes of smuggled weapons coming in and out of the warehouses, and the dead bodies floating down the Chiontar, it's because they probably did something to deserve it, after all Gortash has been nothing but good to her.

Maybe Gortash starts to wonder if a little bit of goodwill could be leveraged to achieve more power. After all, a couple of kind words and small favours have worked wonders to ensure Karlach's loyalty. Maybe he can allow himself a kindness or two, ease the leash, raise the boot, just a smidge. Only for the harshness of reality to slap him in the face once again, the deal falls through, his enemies gain ground, he loses money and men, his plan pushed back, because he, for one instant, believed Karlach's rainbow coloured worldview.

So he tightens his grip on power even more, doubles down on his cruelty, and decides: Karlach must go. And when Zariel offers her deal, a soul for an ongoing supply of infernal steel, he sells her off without hesitation.

#enver gortash #karlach #baldur’s gate 3 #these two had such bad reads on each other it's both sad and hilarious #karlach thinking gortash was like a cool entrepreneur who just sold weed on the side #while the man was balls deep in every possible smuggling ring and crime imaginable in the city #and gortash thinking karlach just needed some time in hell to toughen up #when she was a literal sunbeam of optimism full of love and caring #i don't ship them but man i would love to find more about their days together #how did that even work???

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magicinverse · 6 months

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The worst thing is Cellbit being back is not gonna fix anything, It's just gonna numb his pain and he's gonna ignore it to focus on whatever Cellbit needs (not Cellbit's fault)

He never fully processed his grief for Bobby, he never had time cause Cellbit started the regret arc the next day after he woke up and all his focus went into that, and while I repeat this is not Cellbit fault, Roier does have this unhealthy habit of leaving everything for Cellbit, even himself

And even if when Cellbit comes back there's nothing going on with him and Roier doesn't feel the need to push his feelings and stuff aside for him (which let's be honest it's not gonna happen cause it's Cellbit and he is gonna rp the hell out of this, king shit)

Roier is not suddenly gonna feel happy and is going to fix his relationship with Pepito cause the trauma is still gonna be there, his feelings of abandonment are still gonna be there, his fear of attachment is still gonna be there, the fact that Cellbit decided to stay is still gonna be there, the body of his death son is still gonna be there, the feeling that he is a family destroyer is still gonna be there.

Contrary to popular belief love doesn't fix everything, now Cellbit does make Roier happy and having him back will probably be a good thing for his spirit, but the problems Roier feels are not because of Cellbit, him disappearing only made it worst, but they are problems that have been there since the second week of the island and they are feelings Roier can't push inside anymore, they are coming out unfortunately at the sacrifice of a child who definitely doesn't deserve it. This are not Cellbit problems, this are Roier problems and only Roier can fix them

#qsmp #qsmp roier #I've seen to many people say that they hope Cellbit comes back so Roier is happy again or stuff like that #And it's like... Dude #I know a lot of them say it as a joke #And those... Keep going they are hilarious #But some people really believe it #Reducing Roier's feelings and actions to Cellbit is not new #But this arc of him is being so complex #Is kinda sad #That people are not appreciating all the effort the cc has been doing for months working on this character #All because: let's go murder husbands!!#Which yes!#But that's not all they are #For both of them ofc #But i see it happen less with Cellbit #Which makes sense cause his lore is more on the outside while Roier's lore is more on the inside #ANYWAYS #LOVE DOESN'T FIX MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES EVERYONE #LOOK FOR HELP FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH NOT A BOYFRIEND #Joking you can look for a boyfriend to if you want #But it's not gonna magical fix you #I woke up at 4 am to write this #Have mercy if this doesn't make sense

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charmwasjess · 3 months

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Sooo - what's the plan for Tumblr today, o Satan?! Ahh, post that scene in Yoda: Dark Rendezvous where pre-RotS Dooku comes so, so, so so so fucking close to getting it, is literally holding hands with Yoda, and, if you read between the weird sweat descriptions (later the "sweat" is running down his cheeks) seems to be crying? Yes, yes, my lord!

"I tricked you into coming here," Dooku said. "This is a trap."

Yoda said, "A trap? Oh yes, it is."

His old touch was warm and firm. If you fall, catch you I will.

No. Not if, but when. Yoda had said, When you fall, catch you I will. Had he known even then, seventy years ago, that this day would come? Surely even Yoda could not guess that his star pupil would fall so very, very far.

"To the dark side I do not think I shall go," Yoda said conversationally. "Not today. Feel the pull, do I? Of course! But a secret let me tell you, apprentice."

"I am not your apprentice," Dooku said. Yoda ignored him.

"Yoda a darkness carries with him," the Master said, "….and Dooku bears a light. After all these years! Across all these oceans of space! All these bodies you have tried to heap between us: and yet call to me still, this little Dooku does! Flies toward the true Force like iron pulled to a magnet." Yoda cackled. "Even the blind seed grows to the light: should the mighty Dooku be unable to achieve what even the rose can do?"

The Count said, "I have gone too far down the dark path ever to return."

"Pfeh." Yoda snapped his fingers. "The empty universe, where it is now? Alone you are, Count, and no one your master. Each instant the universe annihilates itself, and starts again." He poked Dooku in the chest with his stick, hard. "Choose, and start again!"

"Blowing up, your house is." Yoda remarked, peering at the various holomonitor displays with interest. A light blinked on the comm console. A special, red light. Dooku stared at it, then tore his eyes away.

"Message" Yoda said helpfully. "Answer it, should you?"

Sweat was freely running down the Count's face.

"Or maybe someone it is you do not want me to see. Your new Master calls, Dooku, ask yourself: which of us loves you better?"

"I only serve Darth Sidious." Dooku said.

"Not my question, apprentice."

The red light blinked. There was another explosion from downstairs. A siren went off, and several more holomonitors began to flash.

"Come," Yoda said urgently. "Catch you, I said I would. Believe you must: more forgiveness will you find from your old Master than from the new one."

-Yoda: Dark Rendezvous by Sean Stewart

#count dooku #yoda #yoda: dark rendezvous #star wars books #this falls apart because Anakin shows up by the way which is so sad and so hilarious both #Dooku genuinely hating Anakin so much that he'll doom himself over it

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morporkian-cryptid · 3 months

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I went into the new Night Vale episode honestly thinking they were going to pull another "what do you mean the previous episode ended on a cliffhanger no no nothing happened" and we wouldn't hear of Kevin or the Boy in at least two years.

And then the episode was titled "He is still holding a knife" XD

#welcome to night vale #welcome to night vale spoilers #night vale #night vale spoilers #wtnv #wtnv spoilers #kevin r free #kevin from desert bluffs #I CALLED IT I CALLED IT #as soon as the boy said 'i need to put it inside a body'#i knew where this was going to go #that or outright killing the smiling god #which i still think is a reasonable outcome to expect out of this whole situation #honestly? good for him.#if killing his future self is the only way for him to be free then i support him 100%. i am sad bc i love kevin but i support him.#go ahead kevin stab that trauma. i love you.#feels aside the boy mysteriously producing more and more knives was pretty hilarious #he is living my dream life #also CAN WE TALK ABOUT CECIL BEING KIND TO THE BOY AND GIVING HIM SNACKS even though the boy is very clearly threatening him?#cecil and kevin both grew up in abusive families (not to mention the rest of the abuse kevin is still suffering)#cecil is being nice to kevin's child self as much as to his own child self #he's showing him the kindness neither of them received #also 'she is trying to get him to resolve his issues WITHOUT stabbing' sjdkljsklfjkls #also i stimmed so fucking hard when carlos showed up <3 love to see cecil being a dork about his husband

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staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty · 5 months

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There's a severe lack of coffin sex in the AO3 tags when it comes to the vampire fandoms. I know Hellsing should have it, I think I've read a fic with coffin sex, but it is rare. Hell, Castlevania is also surprisingly lacking. It's surprising. Why the fuck are the vampire fandoms less horny when it comes to coffins, while the fucking Sims and SVSS seem to have it downpat with only one having it with vampires.

#it's both hilarious and sad #makes me wanna write a smut fic with this prompt #however I'm currently in the hellsing fandom #and a lesbian #so idk how to go about writing that considering Alucard is mostly male #and that one female form of his is like 12 #anyway #enjoy my rambles #hellsing #vampires #coffin sex #honoray mention to Scum Villain's Self-saving system #I don't know how you are ahead of the vampire fandoms but you are #Castlevania #Dracula #this was brought to you by my partner telling me about their fandoms and my brain hyperfixating #feel free to add anything else #I'm sure I'm being broad #but it's really surprising and funny that the coffin sex tag is almost never used in the vampire fandoms

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