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hellishfig · 26 minutes
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So how about 'Dawn of Justice'???
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hellishfig · 29 minutes
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thjs image was haunting me so i needed to. hear it
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hellishfig · 2 hours
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Wait for it
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hellishfig · 2 hours
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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot
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hellishfig · 2 hours
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“I’m going to drive through Appalachia, should I be scared of the inbred hill folk and the cryptids? 😱😱😱😱” no bitch, be scared of sliding off a mountain into a valley and not being found for months or years.
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hellishfig · 3 hours
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hellishfig · 3 hours
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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
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hellishfig · 3 hours
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hellishfig · 3 hours
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Do you like fruits?
Feel free to suggest any poll you would like to see via chat or comment or ask :)
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hellishfig · 4 hours
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Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?
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hellishfig · 4 hours
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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hellishfig · 4 hours
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hellishfig · 5 hours
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Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy
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hellishfig · 5 hours
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When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
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hellishfig · 5 hours
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idk who Jasmine is but she really went off with that rice
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hellishfig · 6 hours
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