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neon-danger · 2 months

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It's why San Myshuno is so great. Festivals outside every week.

It is and it isn’t cuz I hate that the townies spawn in my apartment instead of the public venue

#Judith Ward you better get off my computer or else #who let her in #she’s not even cute #I get she’s supposed to look like she had too much plastic surgery #and that she probably did cocaine on set every day #but goddammit why’d they design her like that #I will say tho get famous is about when I stopped caring about townies #Judith Ward sucks but she’s an icon fr #fuckin uhhhh flapjack the horse #is a fucking horse #I L O V E the little red headed conspiracy theorist twink in strangerville tho #erwin pries #my beloved #neon answers

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catmask · 1 year

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i remember when everyone was having the 'is genderbend art morally wrong' debate online when i was 14 sitting there thinking oh god i am a monster for looking up 'fluttershy as a boy google images' and now im 4 years on testosterone

#something about that fucking horse makes so many transgenders its her and rainbow dash #scratchpost #txt

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wheelie-sick · 4 months

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I don't understand why pedestrians are so eager to replace wheelchairs in fantasy worlds. no, in Pokemon wheelchair users wouldn't be riding Pokemon everywhere they would be using wheelchairs. wheelchairs are just fine. they don't need magical fantasy replacements

#also that wouldnt fucking work #theres a reason that wheelchair users dont ride horses everywhere irl

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rreids · 2 months

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#good fucking NIGHT (this is a lie i will still be here i am just going to go lobotomize myself or something. lie down. contemplate)#if you want to use my gif use the embed menu or credit me pls ^-^ i do allow use tho #matthew gray gubler #horse girl #gifs

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a-multifandom-mess12 · 7 months

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I like explaining Hannibal to my friends. Like yeah, Will fucked a lesbian. Then that lesbians creepy brother put her uterus in a pig. Then her and her future wife fed him to his pet eel. Yeah this is a serious show, why do you ask?

#oh and also he has no nose #because it was fed to the dogs #and ppl are like ‘it’s not a comedy’ YES THE FUCK IT IS #and don’t get me started on the man in the horse #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #hannibal the cannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #margot verger #alana bloom #mason verger #hannigram #hannibal

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hedgehogofvictory · 4 months

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im sorry shadowfax is just a NORMAL FUCKING HORSE?????

listen you try being a 12 year old watching the two towers directed by peter jackson for the first time and watching gandalf--who I will remind everyone is a literal magic wizard with magic wizard powers and shit--summon a white unicorn-looking horse out of seemingly fucking nowhere and declare that horse to be lord of all horses. You try that and don't fucking assume that's a magic horse. shadowfax, 'lord of horses' and i took that LITERALLY i thought he was a sentient king of horses with authority in horse society

nah bro, he's just a horse gandalf STOLE from theoden

#im reading the lord of the rings if you couldn't tell #lotr #lord of the rings #the two towers #shadowfax #i don't know why I'm so mad about this #i just feel like assuming its a magic horse is a logical assumption given the context #BUT NO #just a fucking regular normal fucking horse

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blessedwithpolls · 1 year

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I love going on tumblr and being slapped in the face with some obscure meme that appears out of nowhere overnight, and then you don’t really learn what it means or where it comes from, and maybe you don’t fully understand it, but you just kinda have to play along

#like the boyfriend memes? i love them but what do they mean???#vanilla extract? what about vanilla extract?? but most importantly why is it so fucking funny???#the shrimp frying the rice?#excuse me GONCHAROV #likeeee??? you get what i’m saying??#tumblr memes #tumblr experience #boyfriend #boyfriend meme #shrimp #shrimp fried rice #goncharov #vanilla extract #eeby deeby #horse plinko #blorbo #live slug reaction #polls

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thoodleoo · 1 year

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happy ides of march

#ides of march #fun fact i was looking for something COMPLETELY unrelated to this (facts abt caesars weird fucked up horse)#not entirely sure how it came up

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idyllcy · 4 months

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winter heatwave - zayne x reader

"It's so hot..." You grumble, sprawled out on Zayne's couch in his office as you grumble. "Global warming my beloathed..."

Zayne swipes his hand in the air, chilly air brushing your skin as he continues at his documents.

"That's not enough, doctor." You sigh. "Can I hug a snowman?"

"The AC is on. You can only blame your body for being naturally warm."

"Well it's usually bearable because I'm cuddled with you when it's hot." You groan. "I can't believe it's supposed to be winter and it's hotter than you outside."

"That comparison doesn't work. I'm naturally cold."

"Which is why we work together so well, duh." You sit up, yawning slightly. "Can I sit on your lap?"

"That's unprofessional."

"Didn't say no." You settle yourself in his lap, lashes fluttering shut as you snuggle into the ice of his skin. Much better.

(You miss the way Zayne's face flushes pink down his neck and to his ears as you do)