it’s you and ibuprofen against the world

He’s so tired you guys and he has dogs that need their walks, so please, can you let him out of custody already? :(

chilton : will graham likes taking lives just as much as he likes saving them. he likes playing god~

will graham disassociating: man i really love fishing! i wish i could do this all day

me: this man justs wants to fishhhh ~ let him fisshhhhh why is he hereee

I love that Hannibal could be a fantastic psychiatrist if he wanted to be. But instead he’s just like. “What if. I make u worse?🤭😁”

Can this one pretty boy just, like, not? I’m trying to develop a homoerotic friendship with this girl where we learn the ins and outs of each other until it becomes mentally devastating. but that can’t happen with you stealing the hoes my man 😔

Very much enjoying not knowing what baldurgs gate is, but seeing everyone on tumblr collectively go “AHHHH ASTARION SUCK MY TOES”……Like okay :) glad to see y’all are having fun :)

“Professor Graham why does Dr. Lecter call you babygirl?”- one of Will’s students probably

Bitches love me for my crippling social anxiety and tendency to say things like “holy guacamole!!”

Lowkey might be in love with you? it’s chill but also I would do anything for you. But like. No pressure bro.

Do I have a crush or is she simply in my every waking thought? Do I have feelings or have just written multiple poems comparing her to the sun? Am I being silly or did I dedicate months of my life to working on a project I don’t care about simply because she was going to do it too?

actor (derogatory)