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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago
(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)
#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that#literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me#it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought#my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case#because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now#also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay
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oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end
#anyway this popped into my head and now i want to buy it: Malpractice Doctor Barbie!#Barbie gets to kill a man and the only consequence is her insurance rates go up#i can see it now she would wear a cute little lab coat and a stethoscope and hold an itty bitty bloody scalpel
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just imagine
percy and annabeth in their 40s having teenagers.
3 to 4 hyper, witty, extremely intelligent teenagers. with powers.
imagine them all stuffed into the car for long roads trips since they can’t fly. imagine them in a heated match of pool volleyball. imagine them on opposing sides of capture the flag at camp
oh gods…imagine family game night
#AHHHH#i hope percy and annabeth have good insurance cause things are getting destroyed#percy and annabeth’s biggest challenge yet: parenting teenagers#you think they ever… like… think tartarus was easier?#no no i shouldn’t say that#(but secretly?)#percababies#percabeth babies#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo
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#Pros and Cons of Hurling a Candelabra at Your Detractors#pros#cons#pros and cons#pros & cons#candelabra#don’t do this#we’re not insured#unreality
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I am holding so much gender in my hand right now
I'm not starting them just yet, there are some tests and fertility preservation things I've got to do first, but I now have Estrogen! I've been debating getting this for like 4-5 years, I may decide it's not for me after I start. I am still genderqueer/genderfluid and I still use any pronouns. I'm not taking T blockers yet either. We'll see how it goes! :)
If you are wanting to start HRT, I highly recommend Folx. I signed up with them, booked an appointment with a Doctor, and had a prescription for Estrogen within a week! Check them out: https://www.folxhealth.com/
#eret#gender#genderqueer#genderfluid#lgbtq+#any pronouns#AMAB#Folx helped me so much#they got me hormone level tests#they got me a 30% discount on a fertility preservation service#I think they can also work with insurance (which I don't have)#We'll see what happens#I'm nervous and excited
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#Democrats#nhs#republicans#universal healthcare#healthcare#tories#conservatives#usa#United Kingdom#nurses#science#health insurance#trump#facebook
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Q: Why hasn't the SAG-AFTRA strike been resolved?
A:
#yep that's right it's because of four greedy billionaires#four greedy billionaires who have publicly stated their goal is to starve us out of our homes and make us lose our health insurance#four greedy billionaires who spend more on shoes than most actors make in a year#this is why we need to break up the entertainment monopolies#bring on usa vs paramount act 2#union strong#sagafta
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Estrogen should be free
Testosterone should be free
HRT treatment and consultation should be free
Bodily autonomy is a human right FFS
#transfem#transmasc#trans#HRT#I just found out that the only planned parenthood’s near my college won’t take my insurance.#fucking god. this right after dealing with car insurance UGH.#so yah.
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HI WHAT WOULD THERAPY BE LIKE FOR APOLLO JUSTICE
DOES HE TELL THEM ABOUT THE MAGIC BRACELET. DOES HE TELL THEM THAT HE'S A HUMAN LIE DETECTOR AND THAT IT'S KINDA REALLY FUCKING WITH HIS RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE IN EVERY INTERACTION APOLLO IS AWARE OF THE CHANCE THEY MAY LIE TO HIS FACE
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL
#ace attorney#apollo justice#I am a firm believer that Apollo Justice does not have the health insurance to support therapy but IMAGINE
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arguing with a friend over not all zoomers abandoning normal wallets. i love my george costanza oversized dad wallet. how could you not love a pocket office...
let me hear your wisdom in notes!!!
#so sick of these god damned single nonfold wallets#and especially these super shitty metal clip wallets#all your money showing to the world#two card capacity#i want to carry EVERYTHING#my driver's license my občanka my 3 debit cards my 2 insurance cards my student id my public transport cards my#poll
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In one misfortunate year I ended up getting into several car accidents. It cemented my general fear and anxiety in cars, because in each case I was either in the car but not driving or driving safely when suddenly something hit me.
One was my ex driving in an unfamiliar city and cutting someone off on accident that resulted in a sideswipe. Another was getting rear ended when I came to a required stop.
The last was when I had a green arrow at an intersection. I turned and was smashed into by someone running a red light, T-boning my little car.
Dazed and in shock I tottered out of the car to behold a crusty older man eating a donut step out of the offending vehicle. A fire truck arrived to block us off from traffic since my car could no longer move under its own power.
“Were you on your way home from work?” The firemen asked me.
I shook my head, struggling to focus on them, “No,” I said vaguely, “I was on my way home from volunteering at the animal shelter.”
In an instant they were closing ranks around me, glaring at the ambivalent donut man who would dare to hit a tiny frail angel who volunteered at the animal shelter. They asked if I needed to get anything out of my car. I did.
“It’s… uh. It’s a little weird though.”
They gestured for me to proceed. I grabbed a bag with snacks and books and filled it with things I couldn’t just leave in my car. Last out I pulled my cutlass.
“Is that a sword?!”
It was. They were instantly like giant puppy dogs, excited and delighted but trying to mind their manners. The bravest said, “Can we…?” I held out the sword. They whooped with delight, unsheathing and marveling at it.
“Why do you have that in your car?”
“I honestly don’t remember, it’s just a fun thing to have at a party now.”
“Is your wrist okay?”
My shock was wearing off and I realized I was cradling my wrist to my chest. “Oh.” I rummaged into my bag and pulled out a wrist brace.
“Wh….why do you already have that?” I was starting to confuse the firemen. I volunteered with cats, had a sword offhand, and kept a wrist brace in my car bag.
“Sometimes I try to hold books in a way that sprains my wrist? So I have this in my car just in case.”
They stared at me. Maybe, like my wife, they assumed it was for masturbation induced injuries. They handed my sword back as the tow truck arrived and thanked me for letting them play with it. They gave donut man one last glare and drove their big truck away.
#ramblies#ffs foibles#story#writing#I ended up not having a witness and there was no cameras so my insurance didn’t back me#I’m willing to bet any of those nice firemen would’ve lied for me if I’d thought to ask
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AFCA awards almost $13 million to flood-affected insureds - Local - Insurance News
AFCA awards almost $13 million to flood-affected insureds
6 March 2023
The Australian Financial Complaints Authority (AFCA) has awarded $12.9 million in compensation and refunds from insurers to policyholders affected by record floods that struck NSW and Queensland a year ago.
AFCA Chief Ombudsman and CEO David Locke expressed concern over the volume of general insurance complaints it has…
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Let’s be real, in the next few days/months, AO3 could be like “hey, due to the unexpected costs of maintaining and updating our servers after the attack, we would need about 10K please. We would accept any penny you can bear to part with, but don’t force yourself!”
and then get 500K, a house, a brand new server, and a kidney in about the time necessary to read a 1.5k word long oneshot.
#ao3 down#ao3#fanfic#fanfiction#fandom#too many of us used this site as therapy#They should be covered by some kind of insurance at this point#We basic bitches#if we got ao3#then we good otherwise we panik
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Ask Floridians about their homeowners' insurance. The same state that Republicans banned using 'climate change' in government reports.
Climate ignorance is not the other side of a climate debate. Climate ignorance is funded by companies that increase climate destruction.
Insurance companies know the climate crisis is real. People like the Koch Brothers, who fund climate ignorance, know the climate crisis is real. Farmers know climate change is real.
Pretending climate ignorance is a valid opinion is completely moronic.
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