Heya! How would the Inspectors (seperate) react to you using a mistletoe to get them to kiss you ? (talking about the inspectors from the Father Brown series)
Sorry for the delay, and better late than never right? Hope you like it!
Mistletoe reactions with the Inspectors:
Inspector Sullivan:
•it’s at Lady Felicia’s incredibly glitzy and glamorous Christmas Eve ball/soirée! So naturally our dear Inspector Sullivan is in his best dress uniform, medals and buttons polished.
•he feels a bit silly really, though he relaxes as he starts his second glass of champagne- Lady Felicia is always a generous hostess when it comes to providing food and drink.
•but he is avoiding the Lady in question, and searching desperately for you! He’s caught the odd glimpse of you here and there, but you continue to elude him!
•that is until, he collided with you in the doorway. You giggle, having planned the whole escapade! And now, with one arm round your waist, the Inspector feels happier too!
•little does he know, he’s walked right into your trap! But he finds out soon enough…you drag him closer by his lapels and crash your lips against his hotly, it’s a bit jarring at first, but then slowly you both settle into the kiss, practically fighting one another for dominance. It’s glorious! Goosebumps and shivers chase across your body, you’re virtually alight!
•but then, as quick as he’d bumped into you, you’d disappeared again, leaving a thoroughly confused, thoroughly kissed, hot Inspector to come chasing after you once more! He even grabbed the mistletoe from the above the door- the game was on!
Inspector Valentine:
•he’s pinning the mistletoe above the hallway door in your brand new home that you now share together- it’s your first Christmas as a married couple, so everything feels incredibly special.
•you’re passing by, having just finished the tidying, and your darling husband takes a chance. He pulls you into his arms with a seductive chuckle, nodding his head upwards so you see what he’s up to. And naturally, it makes you grin! Who could resist?!
•it seems to happen in slow motion. Your hands slide up his crisp shirt, one splays itself across his chest, over his heart to feel the steady beat of it. Your other hand gently grasps the back of his neck as you sink against his body, following him in the sloppy, tongue filled kiss that you gently moan into.
•the kiss goes on for what feels like an eternity. It’s a private conversation of mutual love and adoration. And when you both pull away you’re hot in the face and your eyes are ablaze with passion.
•…and that’s how you found yourself being pushed up against the wall, more passionate kisses being exchanged; clothes being tugged at blindly, as the kisses frantically turned into something more!
Inspector Mallory:
•he immediately knows you’re up to something the minute he sees you. You come into his office with a naughty grin on your face and a sway in your step that he recognises…he’d seen it only the night before, as you’d slowly stripped off for him before sinking down onto your knees, unbuckling his trousers and…he snaps out of the reverie as you reach the desk.
•he notices then that your hands are behind your back, and he glimpses for a tiny moment, the sprig of mistletoe. He grins and leans back in his chair, wheeling it backwards for you.
•Gerry pats his lap and feels his heart warm as you saunter closer, and sit down on his thighs. One of his hands slips straight between your legs, and the other cradles you closer to his body.
•he waits. And waits, and waits. Your grin just grows bigger! And then, moments before he’s about to burst with need, anger, hunger, desire! You drop the mistletoe into his lap and kiss him hungrily, biting at his lower lip furiously in the way that drives him absolutely wild!
•he’s putty in your hands! And speaking of hands, the one between your legs doesn’t stay idle, this is a battle of the wills- and he’s giving it all he’s got too!
•it’s a very good job that no new cases come in that afternoon and that the office door stays firmly shut!
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A unnecessarily long and thought out list of Father Brown characters and what Hogwarts House they would be in:
Father Brown
Gryffindor
Ok so
I was leaning towards Ravenclaw
In fact I think I could make a very strong case for Ravenclaw
(See his inquisitive nature and want for knowledge)
But
BUT BUT BUT
Because of how strongly he believes in his morals (his faith, for one), as well as how often he chooses to take situations into his own hands, I think this shows his Gryffindor side
Not to mention he’s a Weasley
Also Gryffindors are typically pretty trusting individuals who like to see the good in others, at least a certain category of Gryffindors
And I think Father Brown really embodies this
Mrs McCarthy
Slytherin
Hmmmmmm ok
So
This one was kinda hard
I picked Slytherin because of how self-reliant and goal-oriented she is
She’s also a perfectionist and expects others to meet those standards
Also once someone has earned her respect, she is super devoted to them, but not in the same way a Hufflepuff would be
If that makes any sense
Also she’s kind of a bitch
More like she’s very assertive with her opinion
Her being a Slytherin isn’t a bad thing, though
I think she’s a great example of a “good” Slytherin
Sid
Hufflepuff
Ok ok HEAR ME OUT
I was gonna say Gryffindor
But I think one of Sid’s most defining traits is his loyalty to those he cares about
Although he does have the traits you would associate with a Gryffindor (experience-orientated, stubborn, strong moral center, playful, etc.), I think his overall loyalty, honesty (ironic for a criminal), dependability, and good-heartedness tip the scales
He really could be either
But I do honestly think that his sense of loyalty and how protective he is of his friends (which can be seen particularly when Flambeau is around), makes him a Hufflepuff
I might be a little bias because I’m a Hufflepuff but-
Lady F
Ravenclaw
This one was so hard my god
I think she show traits of all the houses
She has the ambition, drive, and adaptability of a Slytherin
The creativeness, wittiness, and curiousness of a Ravenclaw
The fairness, genuineness, and open-mindedness of a Hufflepuff
AND the passion, stubbornness, and the tendency to live in the moment that can be seen in Gryffindors
And unlike other characters who show traits of multiple houses, I think she displays them all pretty equally
None of them really strike me as outweighing the others
That being said I had to pick one
I chose Ravenclaw because of how observant and willing to learn she is
She just seems to stand out so much amongst the others in the Pres Crew, yet she also blends in so well
And we just see her being able to read situations and being able to fit in anywhere (season 3 episode 1 with the crazy old guy comes to mind.)
Idk why, but this just feels very Ravenclaw to me?
I’m kind of rambling at this point
But yeah, I could see a case for literally any house
Bunty
Gryffindor
This one wasn’t hard
I just think Bunty is your stereotypical Gryffindor
Similar to Sid, I think she does show traits that could be attributed to Hufflepuffs, but I don’t think they are at the forefront of her personality enough
She is super experience-oriented, blunt, playful, stubborn, and idealistic
Also if we are talking the stereotypical Gryffindor- irresponsible
That’s NOT to say that she doesn’t own up to her mistakes, because I think she often does (at least when it’s most important), but she is very good at getting herself into those sort of situations
Valentine
Gryffindor
Ok so
I think he’s a pretty stereotypical Gryffindor, just like Bunty
That one scene in season 1 episode 8 during the treasure hunt, where he basically challenged Father Brown: I just feel like that gave Gryffindor vs Gryffindor vibes
I can’t explain it
Also he’s just very blunt and practical
Idk he just give Gryffindor vibes
Like every time he’s on screen he just does shit that makes me go “ah yes, a Gryffindor”
You could probably make an argument for another house, but it would be hard to change my opinion
Sullivan
Ravenclaw
*sighs*
This gay lil guy
I bounced back and forth between Slytherin and Ravenclaw quite a bit
I could argue Slytherin because of how goal oriented and how much of a perfectionist he is
But… it just doesn’t fit right
Ravenclaw feels more accurate
I think my biggest argument would be how logical thinking he is
Like he usually doesn’t get the right guy, but you can always see exactly how he got there
He’s super intelligent, but he doesn’t connect the right dots because he thinks about things so logically, and this is Kembleford we are talking about
Things are rarely logical
And he knows this, which brings me to my next main argument
It’s incredibly evident in his return eps, but it can even be seen a bit in seasons 2 and 3- Sullivan actually listens to Father Brown’s line of thought
There are multiple scenes where you can actually see the moment that his mind snaps to the same kind of thinking as Father Brown (the sex hotel ep comes to mind)
I think this shows how important understanding the situation is to him
Also listen he doesn’t have the Charm/Social Ability to be a Slytherin 😭
He’s just an awkward lil guy!
Mallory
Gryffindor
Mallory
Mallory Mallory Mallory
I just…
I really had to shake the bias outta me for this one
I know a lot of people really like Mallory, and I can see why, I just have never liked him
He rubs me the wrong way
Although I will admit he can be really fucking funny
I think Mallory doesn’t show enough ambition to be a Slytherin, and I don’t think he’s hard working enough to be a Hufflepuff
I also just can’t see an argument for Ravenclaw
But I do think he shows a lot of Gryffindor traits
He’s very reckless and stubborn
He absolutely HATES being wrong
He’s also kind of prone to procrastination: he usually jumps to the easiest solution
But not because that’s the logical conclusion, but rather because it’s just the easiest
ALL THAT BEING SAID
I do also think he exhibits a sort of looseness that is so distinctly Gryffindor
Similar to Valentine he just gives the Vibes™️
And I feel like that he is just a lot more outgoing and loud than any of our other inspectors
And I actually think that’s a good thing
His brand of Gryffindor is very distinct than any other in the show
I actually think he’s a lot more unafraid to act than our other inspector
If he thinks he is on the right track, he’s much quicker to get his guy
Whether that be because he’s passionate or because he wants it to be over with is up for debate
IM SORRY I’m trying to be positive I swear
Anyways
Goodfellow
Hufflepuff
I mean…
Do I-
Do I have to defend this one?
Idk guys I feel like this one’s pretty obvious
Like I think he definitely shows traits of other houses
(I see you ambition)
But that being said, the traits he shows of other houses, they all elevate his Hufflepuffness
I just
I could give evidence but I don’t feel like I need to
We all know what I mean
(You could make a good argument for Gryffindor I think, but I’m ignoring that❤️)
Flambeau
Slytherin
Starting at the beginning of the series, I think he’s just a pure Slytherin
He’s ambitious, driven, goal focused, charming, and he absolutely does what he has to to get what he wants
We see this in The Blue Cross when he abandons his partner, and in The Judgment of Man when he manipulates Lady F (there are more examples but those were the first two that came to mind)
That being said, as the series progresses, I dare say he shows a hint of Hufflepuff loyalty👀
I think it starts off as that Slytherin feeling loyalty that I mentioned earlier with Mrs M, but I think that it started morphing into something that feels distinctly different
Idk if that makes ANY sense
All this being said, I do think he is still a Slytherin
He’s just becomes less of that stereotypical villain sort of Slytherin and more of a Mrs M type Slytherin
Susie
Gryffindor
Uhhhh
Idk
This one was kind of hard just because I don’t feel very passionate about Susie
*coughs awkwardly*
But hear me out
She’s very blunt and practical
Not to mention she is very stubborn and doesn’t back down
If Mrs M spoke to me the way she spoke to Susie in season 1, I would simply cease to exist
I think she Is very strong willed in that aspect
But like I said, someone that connected to her more might be able to convince me of a different house
But this just felt like a good bet
Blind ‘Arry
Hufflepuff
I would die for this one
I’m so confident in this
You don’t understand
He’s a Hufflepuff
He’s so genuine
And honest
And wears his heart on his sleeve
And he’s so compassionate
Always willing to lend a helping hand
I just love him so much
Mrs M and him would make the perfect Slytherpuff couple
Pls Mrs M I’m BEGGING
Anyways, ya
You can pry this opinion from my cold dead hands
Daniel Whittaker
Slytherin
This little shit
Ok listen, I don’t like making bad guys Slytherins
Just adds to the stereotype
But this guy literally would do anything to get what he wants, regardless of who he has to ruin to do it
My man almost charged Sid and sent him to jail for crimes against the country
I can’t forgive that
Anyways ya, Stereotypical Slytherin
Professor Ambrose
Ravenclaw
I mean… he’s like the definition of the stereotypical Ravenclaw
I don’t feel I have to justify this
My man spent his life researching shit
Ok so I think I got everyone. If there is anyone I think of later or anyone that someone points out I missed than I’ll edit this but. Ya. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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