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Jaeson, literally covered in hickies and scratches: I'm so fucking tired...
Favio, smoking a cigarette: Well, maybe... you should rest after a show, instead of fucking?
Jaeson, pulling Favio on top of himself: never.
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Ricky: *puppy dog eyes*
EJ: no hugs *obviously flustered*
Nini: *puppy dog eyes*
Ricky: *hugs EJ*
Nini: *hugs EJ*
EJ: maybe 2 hugs
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Geralt: I'm really thirsty
Jaskier: water or dick?
Geralt:
Jaskier: either way I have you covered!
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Daichi: I found out that only 10% people wears pink shirt on their exam, 30% wears hoodie and 60% wears white shirt
Nishinoya: I'm included in that 10%
Daichi: . . You don't even have any pink shirt
Nishinoya: yes i- NO I DON'T
Tanaka from afar: Oh yEs hE DoEs! yOu wOrE sTrAWbErRy sHoRtcAkE pAjAmAs yEstErdAY!!
Nishinoya: SH- SHUT UP !
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Ravenclaw: If you water water, it grows
Slytherin: what the fuck
Gryffindor: Hang on, they’re onto something
#hogwarts#hogwarts houses#hogwarts houses incorrect#hogwarts incortect#ravenclaw#slytherin#gryffindor#hogwarts houses incorrect quotes#hogwarts incorrect quotes
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Sensors have located the four individuals designated..."Those Idiots"
Bobak to Gene in reference to Jeb, Bill, Bob, and Val.
#kerbal space program incorrect quotes#ksp#ksp incortect quotes#incorrect quotes#kerbal space program#gene kerman#bobak kerman#jebediah kerman#valentina kerman#bill kerman#bob kerman#source: wander over yonder
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-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling adiosToreador [AT] --
AG: Hey, Tavros!
AG: You're
AG: Uh........
AG: Generally not very good!!!!!!!!
TAVROS: *gASP*
TAVROS: hOW,,, hOW DOES SHE KNOW MY EXACT INSECURITIES?
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Amy: You idiot!
11: I'm sure your right but why?
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Eunsol: Good morning Juwon you look beautiful today.
Juwon: Good morning Eun-
Eunsol: HAHA APRIL FOOLS!
Eunsol: You look beautiful every day!
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IM LAUGHING AGAHAHDSGAOSN SHSŞSHS
From @detroitohno
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You can't spell Ilya without ily
#the arcana#julian devorak#ilya#jules#portia#nadia satrinava#julian route#nadia route#asra the magician#asra route#the arcana meme#incortect arcana quotes
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Octavian, getting a couple bottles of water after he's just fucked Vanya's brains out:
Jack G, melting chocolate to pour on Zephyr in the microwave:
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Kaamelott incortect quotes:
Bohort : Sometimes I look at people and wonder what they think of me.
Léodagan : Sometimes I look at people and wonder if they think at all.
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Octavanya for your souls!
[Octavian and Vanya are using those sexy dice]
Vanya: Well? What do they say?
[Octavian looks at the dice. His smile falls]
Vanya: Oct? Honey?
Octavian: Van, babe, I am so sorry, but... I do as the dice guides.
[Octavian licks his finger, and sticks it in Vanya's ear. Vanya squeals]
Vanya: Octavian Windroe, you prick!
Octavian: whaat? You asked me to roll the dice, so I did!
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I'm not made of airports, get out!!!
#kerbal space program incorrect quotes#ksp#ksp incortect quotes#incorrect quotes#kerbal space program#gene kerman#source: the simpsons
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Wernher Von Kerman: So we've taken all the data that we need for the experiment, we've analyzed the results and presented our conclusion.
Wernher Von Kerman: Pretty much, there's no science left. What we're about to do we're gonna do for fun.
Wernher Von Kerman: May we present for your explosion enjoyment, the Crashy McSplodey.
#kerbal space program incorrect quotes#modified quote#wernher von kerman#ksp#ksp incortect quotes#incorrect quotes#source: mythbusters
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