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asadfangirlbitxh · 1 year
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Jin: Since I'm leaving. I'm going to leave you all with this bowl of advice. It has many helpful insights
Jin: in any situation that you feel like you should call me. Don't. Instead pick up a paper.
Jungkook: This one says "blame it on Jungkook"
Jin: That applies to everything.
Hoseok: This one says "It's never Jimin's fault. He's an angel"
Jin: Again, this applies to everything
Tae: This one says "Let Yoongi sleep."
Jin and Yoongi nod at each other and smile.
Namjoon: This one says "Call Namjoon instead"
Jin: Seems you're all set. I'll be off.
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viviwhatdoyouthink · 1 year
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Yoongi : I'm drinking with Namjoon on Tuesday. producer : …and that's why we have to do a whole show with alcohol? Yoongi: show!?!? I thought you were collecting a list of my drinking buddies.
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[giving a tour of Seokjin's apartment]
Yoongi: What's upstairs?
Seokjin: Unfortunately the stairs don't talk
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Jin *on the brink of tears*: I've never seen two pretty best friends... one of them has to be ugly *sniffles*
Yoongi: Wait, I-
Jin: I'm sorry you have to go through this.
Yoongi:
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minjizdraft · 9 months
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Yoongi and his only hyung - seokjinie
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exslytherin · 2 years
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yoongi: we're here to learn how to treat each other with dignity and respect
jin: so SHUT THE FUCK UP and LISTEN CLOSE, ASSHOLES
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incorrectenhabts · 2 years
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Jin: you’ve been given a new job to do but I’m worried telling you might make you angry
Yoongi: just say it quick, like ripping off a band aid
Jin: you have to teach Namjoon how to drive
Yoongi: put the band aid back on.
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breehyung · 2 years
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yoonjin walking together between classes
Yoongi: Alright, I just wanna point out that we easily walked more than a hundred yards with no awkward pauses, and that is the sign of a true friend.
Seokjin: I’m really glad you’re not hitting on me anymore.
Yoongi: ...
Yoongi: There’s the awkward pause.
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nixierecs · 1 year
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feb 2023: hi everyone, this is nixie!
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collegeaus · 2 years
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seokjin: congratulations for winning 'the most secretive in the office' award
yoongi: i can't tell you how much this award means to me
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asadfangirlbitxh · 4 months
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Yoongi: Also from now we will be picking code names to go in and surprise Jungkook
Yoongi; I will be eagle 1
Points to Hoseok: Hobi will be there been there, done that
Points to Jimin: Currently doing that
Points to Taehyung: it happened once in a dream
Points to Namjoon: If I had to choose a straight person
And finally points to Him: Hyung you will be eagle 2
Jin: Thank God
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taechnological · 4 years
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Incorrect Bangtan #144
yoongi : do u want a drink?
seokjin : what are my options?
yoongi : yes or no
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Yoongi: [running away]
Seokjin, the policeman: STOP
Yoongi, tired: Shit, I can't run anymore
Seokjin: Sounds like you need...
Yoongi:
Seokjin: Arrest
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*Yoongi and Jin arguing*
Jungkook *whispering to Taehyung*: Should we leave?
Taehyung: No, no, I wanna see Yoongi-hyung make Jin-hyung cry.
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Jin: I didn't come here to be insulted.
Yoongi: Oh? Where do you usually go?
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sleepypander · 5 years
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Jin: Hey can you charge my phone? It’s dead.
Yoongi: oh so just like you?
Jin:
Yoongi:
Jin, sighing: Please just charge my goddamn phone.
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