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Peter: Do you know the kind of silence and the kind of hug where you know everything is going to be okay
Johnny, waiting for Peter to continue, eyebrow raised: ...
Peter: and when you kiss them nothing else matters
Johnny: Peter, baby, where are you going with this?
Peter, quietly: Tell me I'm not catching feelings
Johnny, heartbroken: Peter I-
Peter: Please- just. I can't fuck this up, how would I begin to explain this to Tony-
Johnny: So, you and Harley are what? Fuckbuddies?
Peter: yea... I'm so done for
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Peter texting: On my way to be so annoying to the prettiest boy I know.
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Y/N walks into the lab…
Y/N: Reed can you make me some fireproof clothing?
Reed: why? Can’t stand getting close to Jane?
Y/N: no the opposite
Reed: huh?
Y/N: she keeps burning my clothing on purpose
Jane walks thru and gives Y/N a sly wink…
Jane: see you tonight hot stuff
For @jacelion
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johnny: baby
peter, in the spider-man suit: fellow associate
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Peter: Some things about me might embarrass you.
Johnny: I’m not embarrassed by your robots or your weird clothes!
Peter: Does kind of feel like you had those locked and loaded…
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Johnny: You're gonna tell me if your last name was Money you wouldn't say 'here comes the money shot'?
Peter: No.
Johnny: Yes you would dude.
Peter: No, I wouldn't.
Johnny: Yes you would.
Peter: I don't say anything when I ejaculate.
Johnny: Nothing at all?
Peter: I mean noises come out. But I'm not gonna say anything.
Johnny: Gimme a. Gimme a. Shh shh, go.
Peter: I'm not gonna do that!
Johnny: Come on. Come on. Jerk off right here, let us hear it.
Peter:.... No!
Johnny: Alright, okay.
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Peter: I am not 'blunt' or 'rude' I'm just honest about my thoughts that may be about someone.
Johnny: You made Dr. Kaplan cry. This is the last time we are seeking any psychologists help.
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Look an hour to make a poor quality shitpost but it was worth it
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Sue, about Ben: i assumed you two were closer. didn’t you two watch all of the transformers movies together?
Johnny: yeah, but you don’t talk during those, you miss all the nuance
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Johnny: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Peter: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Johnny: I was too lazy to watch the movie.
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Harley: it could be worse, I could be an accountant
Peter: what type of accountant tho because that would heavily influence my opinion
Harley: tax accountant- I don't know?
Peter: ...
Shuri, losing it in the background: ...
Harley: ...
Johnny: Fuck me you're so stupid
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spiderman when he tried to join the four fantastic
Johnny: What are you doing here?
Spiderman: I could ask you the same question.
Johnny: I live here. This is my house.
Spiderman: I should probably ask you a different question.
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Y/N walks into the kitchen looking more tan than usual…
Ben: fall asleep on the tanning bed? (Laughs)
Y/N: (blushes) nope
Sue: spent too long out in the sun?
Y/N: no
Jane Storm walks in, wearing only Y/N’s shirt…
Jane: oh baby, that was so hot. where do you think…h-hey guys
Sue:
Ben Grimm just laughs…
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Peter: Are you okay?
Johnny: I don’t know, I’m too tiredddd
Peter: You’re a bicycle?
Johnny: …. You’re just saying that to confuse meee aHHHHH
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Johnny: I know your secret.
Spidey, panicked: You do?
Johnny: Yes.
Johnny: I know you’re Peter Parker.
Peter: Oh thank god!
Peter: I thought you were gonna say that you knew I had a huge crush on you.
Johnny:
Peter: F*ck.
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Johnny: Girl, you're heavy, you gon break my back.
Valeria: I bet yo boyfriend did that last night.
Johnny: ...
Valeria: HAHAHA
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