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OP, your professor may be Spider-Man
Things My Professor Has Said That Are Peter Parker Coded
"You can come back to research conferences a year later and be like, here's why I was so dumb last time"
"Too much going boom for me. Need less boom going"
Student: It's so wordy. Professor: You've heard me talk!
"You will make me cry tonight. If you're wondering if emotionally react to your stuff, I do. I just have to act like a professional when I come to class"
"I feel like we're in the Roman coliseum and you're voting to feed me to the lions"
"There's a lot of ways to arrange carbon *gestures to body* I'm not particularly webbed to this specific arrangement of carbon"
"How do I behave like a normal human being in this circumstance?"
"So y'all are just existing. That's what I got from the vibe check today"
"Tell me what it's like in Amsterdam. Has anyone been? I'd like to be rich one day"
"Oh, this feels a little overwhelmingly concerning"
"Then I cower my head in shame and crawl back into my whole"
"I get that the vibe is quiet but are y'all okay?"
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Real time footage of me purchasing the OG Percy Jackson books after my cousin lost my first two
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MCU Peter: Mr. Stark is so cool!!! Ahh!!
Comics Peter:
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This has been in my wips folder since last fall ✌️
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That they call Matt Murdock “The Man Without Fear” sounds so badass until you remember that this also means “The Man Without Any Sense of Self-Preservation” and then you look back at Matt and he’s bleeding from both ears and his lip and he’s laying on his side moaning in a dumpster and you go “ah. Yeah…”
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I’ve posted MattPeter before, but this time it’s in their civvies!! Arguing over something or another :]
Additional silly comic beneath the cut!
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this is uhh sort of messy and quick but i hope u like it!!
its important to note that shes wearing both. this outfit makes scott summers cry
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one of the main reasons spideytorch could potentially fail as a relationship is because johnny would unironically purchase and wear designer clothes and brag about them being designer , causing peter to have graphic violent visions of beating johnny to death whenever johnny puts on his 800 dollar t shirt. one of the other reasons is because johnny would say “baby” and peter would go “yes ☺️?” and lift his head only to realize johnny was talking to the fucking chevy impala again
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We have Johnny I-accidentally-burned-a-brand-name-T-shirt-again
And Peter, who almost didn't laugh at him when he photographed him like that
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