we have but one life.

why would you read "classical literature" and "philosophy" and "actual books published by world renowned authors" when you can read dramione smut written by a redbull fuelled college student at 3 in the morning

This was listed on Facebook marketplace several years ago and I just remembered about it now.

It is life-size, made of fiberglass, cost $50, and sold to someone else before I could get it.

Submitted by @anonymous

DIRK, critiquing one of DAVE’S memes: It's not ironic enough.

DAVE: you know what isnt ironic? saying shit like brohoof

DIRK: Bold to assume I simply do it ironically.

DIRK: In fact, I do it ironically unironically.

DIRK: Get on my level, skrub.

DAVE, in awe:

Heart: You don’t need to complain about my murder attempt when you’re reviewing a FUCKING CANDLE.

Mind [making no attempt to hide his giggling]: No, I think he does actually.

I hope you don't mind, but I tried to do a little mood board for Burning out too🤍🖤

(STOP I LOVE THIS SKSKSKS)

Reason to Live #8974

  Never letting someone silence me again. – Guest Submission

(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.)

Author: HadrianPeverellBlack (@evadne01) Title: The screams of the innocents Rating: Teen and Up Pairing: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon Characters: Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Kilgharrah, Cedric Warnings: N/A Word Count: 3048 Ao3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53965219 Summary: Merlin, an FBI recruit, is tasked by his boss with drawing up the profile of a dangerous criminal. But it's never that simple. Author's Notes: Hi! This is my first entry for Merlin Cinema, inspired by Silence of the Lambs! I wanted to thank Sariel_Nightthorn and smartypantsflute for the amazing beta work they did! ❤❤❤ Also, since I am very proud of this, I will use it for my Merlin Bingo fill t6 - imprisoment I hope you'll like this!❤❤

the babiest of girls 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

ERMMM. SO HI FOLLOWERS! I DIDNT GET CULLED DONT WORRY, MY ^SS IS STILL THRIVING. BUT IN THE L^ST PERIGEE:

- MY SECTION OF THE C^VERNS GOT R^IDED BY DRONES (ME ^ND MY ^SHM^TES ^RE FINE DONT WORRY)

- FLIPPED PITCH WITH ^ND THEN BROKE UP WITH MY M^TESPRIT (FUCK TH^T BITCH FOR FUCKING RE^L)

- MET THE P^LE LOVE OF MY LIFE (NO I H^VENT S^ID ^NYTHING YET FUCK YOU GUYS)

SO ERM YE^H THINGS H^VE BEEN ^ BIT HECTIC. BUT I ^M B^CK! SO FE^R NOT!!

A Letter with a bird, Egg, and gems is brought to Abraxis with the Seal of The Mourning Legion stamped upon the pale white of the enchanted folder. Inside is a handwritten letter that gives off a delicate, flowery scent. 'Dearest Abraxis, God-King of Twilight,' 'The Mourning Legion thanks you deeply for the gifts and offer you have given us, and would be more than happy to reciprocate the offer of allegiance with your flourishing Empire. Three gifts have been selected to show our good will towards this future alliance.' 'The first gift is a set of Three Crystals filled with refined Brine souls. The process has the souls sifted through Multiple layers of Soul Sand to scrub away what little personality and thoughts remained of the creatures that once held them, leaving only a pure energy to be consumed and taken. The Gems can be eaten as well.' 'The Second gift is A Tattlewren, a small bird from the Lands around My home. They can be trained well to mimic voices and conversations that they hear, and the feathers they shed can be used for quills that can record the writings of any who use them. They are also excellent at locating prey for the third gift I have provided you.'

"The Final gift is a Phantom Egg. While many of this beautiful breed were lost due to Overworlders hunting them to extinction, I have tirelessly worked to bring back this beautiful dragon-breed using birds in the overworld. This breed is incredibly loyal, and will imprint on the first person they see with the true eye on their chest upon hatching. Be it you or someone amongst you, They will grow quickly to match their owner, and can be used as a mount. They pair well with Tattlewrens, as the smaller bird is keen-eyed enough to spot and chase prey, while this Phantom breed will bring down the killing blow.' 'These are my most prized items in my homeland, and I most certainly hope that you find them just as worthwhile in your empire. I will let the rest of The Mourning Legion know of the alliance, and we will come if you have need of us.' 'May the souls of your foes tremble in your wake,' 'Lady Karliah Grimshaw' (@crossbowtrades)

"I wonder if I should save these, and enjoy them when the chaos begins.. Hmmm."

finally got around to counting up the submissions for the furniture set bracket and these are the sets that made it in. conveniently, if I left out the pocket camp exclusive sets, I ended up with 64 sets that got submitted more than once, so I didn't have to do any fussing to decide which to keep and which to kick out.

my intention for seeding is to spread out the most submitted sets as much as possible, then the ones that only got 2-3 submissions I'll just do alphabetical order. still considering if I want sets that were redesigned in acnh to go up against their classic counterparts or not. I'll stick a poll for that at the end

I still have to sort through the submissions for individual furniture items. hopefully I'll get to that sometime within the next week or two. if you're wondering where froggy chair is, it'll be in that one lmao

[Image ID: An image of the "silence" laser crab meme, reading ‘silence, fascist’ in all lowercase. /End ID]

KARKAT: THERE IS ONE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU-

CALLIOPE: do yoU also write erotic fan fiction of yoU and yoUr friends?

KARKAT: UMMM.......................THERE IS ONE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US,

Mind: I think I might be losing my voice.

Heart: Oh, so you can't yell at me anymore!

Mind: ...

[Later]

Heart: Turns out Mind is actually scarier when he’s quiet.