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cherrygoesiconic · 3 months

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upon the entrance of Azul's card, I can finally make platinum icons

#twisted wonderland #it will take a while #but i'll make all first 6 months #in a single post... or two #yk how tumblr is #BUT ALAS FINALLY #THANK YOU OCTOBOY

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bbqhooligan · 15 days

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Drake L continues

sorry its so long, endless L, final notes:

#mypost #kendrick lamar #drake #k.#long post #the funniest thing ever is ive seen drake fans going ''EVERYONE BELIEVES KENDRICKS CLAIMS BUT NOT DRAKES'' and someone said #''their reputations are their own making...''#LMAO. like yeah. between the two of them kendricks word is more trustworthy. he isnt the known liar teen liker two faced actor???#anyway my king pulled off a single man cancel operation on someone who is famous for slippery slipping out and protecting his image #pinned that man down....

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lonicera-caprifolium · 4 months

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a kiss!!

(specifically because of this tweet and the bts shots in the thread)

#good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable muffins #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #is tumblr seriously only letting us put one single link into posts now #I tried to put two and it would NOT let me keep both #so I've just linked to my twitter post very sorry #that was annoying as hell jeeez

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ride-a-dromedary · 7 months

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"Halsin shouldn't be that big or muscular or look middle aged because he's an elf and the lore sa-"

I actually think he should be bigger and look more middle aged, personally.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #the man has been non-stop stressed for a century like i'm surprised that didn't prematurely age him MORE #i think he *should* have silver hairs peppered throughout from the endless stress he's been under #and be built like a professional strong man with a significant healthy layer of fat because he *hibernates* and is *practically strong*#and because he says he likes sweet things and doesn't find any point in denying himself things he likes #so you're telling me that man is chiseled and cut like an unhealthy bodybuilder?#no i don't think so #'elf lore says-' this game is literally all about curbing your expectations when it comes to what people are 'meant' to be #elf lore says a lot of things that halsin fits *to a t* - his appearance being out of the 'norm' is not a flaw #but it doesn't matter then does it? only when he physically fits the species paradigm?#'that's not how elf aging works!' why not? you've seen how human's age yeah? different people age in different ways #you can line up ten 50 year olds next to one another and not a single one of them will look the same #the thing is that under every single umbrella there is diversity of experience #people will look and age differently from others - that's just how life and genetic diversity *works*#anyway this is a gripe at two different things at once don't mind me

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umblrspectrum · 24 days

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go read Memento Nori and Like the Stars and What Friends Are For and just generally all of Ad Astra Per Aspera by LadyDaybreaker on ao3

#peak fiction #two of these are like 3/4th retelling of the actual episodes #but they add so many little details and changes and i love it #little things that explain why characters act the way they do later and all that #its all good its like 341k words total if you ignore parts 6 7 and 8 #best part is #of course #lizzy and uzi and thad fucking around with a laser pointer #idk im just obsessed with murder drone fics its more of all my blorbos #opacity is my best friend i love opacity i love fucking with it #non anti aliasing is also my best and worst friend. i love the pixels but its terrible when trying to draw small #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones lizzy #murder drones thad #murder drones n #murder drones v #serial designation n #serial designation v #is that the most characters i've had in a single post? who knows #also for you fuckers in the last post. if i connected those letters i would have been rendered incapable of reading my own fucking post #i cannot read it if i cant tell where one letter ends and the next begins

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emile-hides · 1 year

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I cannot believe no one’s gifed POV Ramattra tilting your chin up with his staff yet. Must I do everything around here.

#Overwatch #Ramattra #I'm going to get SO many 'Your gif was used in a post' Notifications from this one I can feel it #I know you'll never see it but y'all using this gif in your Ramattra X Reader posts I see you.#I'm gonna read every single one of them #Best way to find Character X Readers is to be the person making the hot gifs of the character #I get SO MANY posts from that one Alastor gif I clipped and it wasn't even good #It's not good I don't know why people use it fdkjgkdfjkg #I tried to make it slower but using free online tools the only thing I could do was turn down the frame count #And we don't want that now do we #This is the second time I gifed an Overwatch Omnic for me myself and I #This is the higher quality of the two but the other is Max from last year's Blizcon #Funny considering gifs that loop like this bother my eyes and upset my stomach #but SOMEONE'S gotta do it it might as well be me

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llitchilitchi · 2 months

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me and @oduvany binged Redwall together a little while ago so I decided to doodle a DSMP/Redwall crossover feat. mice c!DTeam, fieldmouse c!Tommy and dormouse C!Punz

#ert #sketchbook #dsmp #c!dream #c!George #c!Sapnap #c!Tommy #c!Punz #this is just some very simple sketches with a light one to two layers of watercolour on top for colour #i didnt bother painting dxd #dream's tail-dagger is inspired by cluny's very similar weapon #this is him post prison so hes all sorts of fucked up #the tommy-dream interaction is supposed to be the season finale at the prison #the 'take off your mask dream' moment #please watch redwall its such a good show and its up on youtube For Free #these are from forever ago if Im entirely honest but then every single controversy happened at once so i hesitated posting it at all #this is for all my c!dre mouse enthusiasts

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intotheelliwoods · 4 days

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Last round of Keychains are back on Etsy! <- <-

Both A and B grades! Collectively there is a bit under 30 left, looking to get the remaining little guys off my hands to good homes!

I will keep this listing up either until they all sell out, or after 2 weeks! Whatever comes first!

#2 arms left #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise leo #leonardo hamato #hamato leonardo #hehehe I have time to package and send them off again #but def going to take down the listing after a week or two #having the listing just sit forever is stressful because like!#an order can just sneak up on you!#and give you a spook #and then you gotta make this WHOLE TRIP TO THE POST OFFICE for ONE SINGLE ORDER when id rather make the post office trips for more than one #nobody look at how late I am posting this #ill rb in the morning #2al merch

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royalarchivist · 1 year

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Maximus: [Loud whisper] Cellbit. Hey, it's me. [Continues loudly whispering trying to get his attention]

Baghera: [Giggling in the background]

Maximus: Oh, I- I will leave alone, I will leave alone.

Everyone in the background: [Trying to figure out why Cellbit is acting so emo]

Foolish: I think he's just- super into grilling right now, I think that's why he's got a grill on his face.

Cellbit: [Trying so hard to stay in character and not laugh]

#Cellbit #QSMP #Foolish #Baghera #Maximus #AgenteMaxo #Posting this at the WORST time but I'm catching up on parts of VODs I've missed #literally no one had english subtitles on. Roier you've failed me #Maximus you too I WAS RELYING ON YOU TWO--#Foolish Gamers #it's ok Cellbit I also have the exact same reaction at almost every single sentence that comes out of Foolish's mouth #Maximus was wearing him down trying to make him laugh and Foolish delivered the killing punch

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krourou2 · 7 months

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Detective Conan + Tumblr text posts

Are these funny, am I funny yet (I blame @cookies-super-secret-blog for that last one. Alternate versions of some of these under the cut.)

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sunderwight · 6 months

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had a thought of what if Airplane had leaned a little more into the self-insert idea for Luo Binghe when he was still at the early stages of writing, with an end result that Luo Binghe actually Looks Like That because he basically looks like Airplane but with long flowing hair and a more idealized figure

SQQ going "why the fuck did you make his face so pretty???" and Airplane bullshitting about plausibility while trying really hard not to blush. twisting his fingers and scuffing his toe like jeez bro he's not that good-looking...

which of course sets SQQ off because how DARE!?! not 'that' good-looking?!?! just look at him! he's xianxia Helen of Troy with a face that launched a thousand harems! like okay sure with looks like that it does make sense that half the female population was willing to timeshare a marriage with him, but it's also totally unfair to SQQ, who has no recourse against those looks either! and who could? that is the most beautiful face ever!

Airplane's getting flustered. tries valiantly to make the case that objectively speaking Luo Binghe isn't that good-looking, it's just that SQQ is biased, but boy does that not go over well. SQQ has hitched the tattered remnants of his self-perception as a straight man onto the idea that Luo Binghe is just so devastatingly attractive anyone would want to hop into bed with him, and he is not letting go of it, so Airplane is just gonna get wrecked with inadvertent compliments

bonus if the Shang Qinghua look is actually the result of several illusions because when Airplane first transmigrated in, he got the same face too, and foresaw potential problems if the half-demon protagonist turned up looking like him. so he used illusions. he doesn't actually look all that different, in fact! the illusions just make it so that when people see him, they get a strong impression that he's unremarkable, so they don't really register what his face actually looks like and their brains fill in the assumption that he must just be kinda plain

oooh ooh double bonus if the system inserted a behind-the-scenes explanation for it too, which is that Shang Qinghua is actually unwittingly related to Su Xiyan!

and the whole thing comes to light post-epilogue when Shang Qinghua's illusions get stripped away by some monster-of-the-week, while everyone except Mobei Jun has a freak out about why do you look just like Luo Binghe?! (Mobei Jun isn't freaking out because he already figured out how to see past the illusions and just assumed everyone else wasn't mentioning it for some human cultural reason or something) and then Yue Qingyuan calmly explains that Luo Binghe's mom is Shang Qinghua's matrilineal cousin. Shang Qinghua's mother and Luo Binghe's human grandmother were half-sisters.

what? how does Yue Qingyuan know? you think that Cang Qiong doesn't check up on the candidates for the peak lord positions before handing off power, doesn't make sure there are no conflicts of interest or divided loyalties to other sects? what sorts of things do people imagine Qiong Ding's diplomats do? (I don't know either but, for the purpose of this scenario at least some of it is tracking down this stuff -- YQY handled most of it personally for his generation's ascension because he didn't want anyone else digging into his and Xiao Jiu's pasts) anyways, the connection could have been troublesome for its ties to Huan Hua Palace, but by the time it came to light Su Xiyan was deceased and there was no evidence that Shang Qinghua had ever even met her. so it wasn't deemed significant enough to matter, was just made note of and then mostly forgotten

so Shang Qinghua is like "oh THAT is why you kept bringing her up to me back then?!" because at the time he'd just been fully in "haha how would I know anything about the impending plot and the tragedies I am both partly responsible for and powerless to prevent haha that's so funny shixiong I KNOW NOTHING" mode, which luckily at the time was easily read as him just not wanting a dead cousin he never met to tank his chances of securing a promotion

SQQ is floored. he is having issues about this. Shang Qinghua is related to Binghe? Shang Qinghua looks exactly like him?! wait. Binghe has human family? still alive? like grandparents and stuff out there, who might want to meet him...?

Luo Binghe decides to step in at that point because he does not want to meet any more relatives! no more surprise relatives! no!

luckily this distracts Shen Qingqiu from thinking about all of the things he's said to Airplane about Binghe's looks for long enough for Shang Qinghua to flee the scene

#svsss #scum villain's self saving system #bingqiu #moshang #cumplane #well kinda cumplane anyway #by implication #long post #what if sqh can't get his illusions back up #everyone keeps bothering him even more now to ask why he's hot all of a sudden #it's even worse than when they just used to bother him about fixing broken doors or balancing budgets #sqq is not gonna be normal about this #'you said binghe wasn't a self-insert!!!' 'well by the end he definitely wasn't...' 'were you this hot irl? why were you poor?!'#'wtf is that supposed to mean...?' 'with these looks you surely could have found somebody willing to support you!'#'bro are you asking me why I wasn't a sugar baby?!' 'of course not!' 'you totally are asking me why I wasn't a sugar baby'#'...but you must have gotten offers' 'only from the hot single ladies near me on my computer and they were all viruses'#etc etc etc so on and so forth the usual insane banter those two have

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vitasexualiiis · 7 months

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Soooo...it is NOT clear in the anime that Dazai is suuuuper freaked out by Q 👀

Legit, have we ever seen him this scared of a single person before? The way he's grabbing at his coat sleeve like an anxious little kid is like ?? hello? is that our Dazai???

Is he remembering something? Mori assigned him to Q in Fifteen and we never find out what came of that. He's obviously experienced Q's ability firsthand before. Was he traumatized by whatever the fuck is happening in that last panel??? Is he THAT freaked out by mind control??? Was he stuck in a situation where he couldn't stop Q's ability??? Does he feel responsible for Q hurting people?

Like seriously, compare this to how he acts around Fyodor. He's downright comfortable around him in comparison. Eesh.

#dazai losing his moodring eyes is literally the single biggest crime the anime has committed #like they do SO much to make him more expressive!!!#and give insight into when he's having Feelings!!!#bsd meta #dazai #Q #mori #dazai is having such a bad 20 minutes rn lol help him #he looks two seconds away from throwing up and hyperventilating!#dazai osamu #i want this in the main tag lets talk about this some more 🔥🔥🔥#vita.txt #long post

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shitouttabuck · 8 months

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like a dog with a bird at your door

buck/eddie | 51k | rated e

The kid with blood pouring down his shins is not so far from the dog lonely enough that he thinks breaking his housetraining is worth it for the ten minutes of berating that come with it, the ten minutes of undivided, if reluctant, attention. Buck thinks, sometimes, that at least he wasn’t the kind of puppy that gets put in a sack and drowned at birth. He wasn’t always unwanted. And he isn’t anymore.

or, evan “i love you like a dog” buckley has only ever known how to love like, well, a dog, but maybe eddie diaz is the kinda guy to give a flea-bitten mongrel a forever home

read on ao3

#a healthy mix of crack and big feelings i think #EDIT: this is not pet play lol the ao3 tags are more explanatory 😭#posting and going to sleep because i spent over two months on this and im a little anxious lol #i love you like a dog #911 fic #buddie fic #911 #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #writing tag #mine #also. every single one of you that kept me sane through this. and sent me dog posts n songs n poems n art. i love u so fucking much #and in every way but literal im curling up at the foot of your bed tonight

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nicollekidman · 1 month

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i actually feel exactly the same about part two as i do part one even though part two does have the dessner magic.... too many words to say mostly nothing, completely flat/same production that somehow ends in a Boring thirty-one track taylor swift album. definitely glimmers of something better and more interesting that are ultimately squashed by her own creative choices/collaborators and an inability to kill a single one of her darlings.... there are bright spots and songs i love! might make my own little 10-12 track playlist but i will not be listening to the majority of these songs pretty much ever again.

#the biggest grievances here is like the juvenile verboseness of the lyrics like truly you cannot breathe for a single second in two hours #and YET the production is so similar across the board that you're still bored. Incredible.#this will be my only taylor post of the day probably unless my mood improves #taylor swift #ttpd

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jessaerys · 9 months

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"But I finished [Near and Mello] together as a set, and although they aren’t particularly laid out as such, I still feel a bit like they’re twins." —Obata Takeshi

whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same:

i. low sky, mahmoud darwish. ii. the world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire, ritika jyala. iii. kadan, 2008. iv. the dreamers, gilbert adair. v. @nathanielorion vi. nagiko, 2016. vii. elektra, sophokles (tr. anne carson). viii. wishbone, richard siken. ix. inbred, ethel cain. x. the boy who, tirol. xi. monster portraits, del samatar and sofia samatar. xii. in the field, @nathanielorion xiii. death note, "use" ch77. xiv. gut symmetries, jeanette winterson. xv. mystic union; fire and wine: poems, john gould fletcher. xvi. @inukai_0055, twitter. xvii. the carnivorous lamb, agustín gómez-arcos. xviii. my sister, the serial killer, oyinkan braithwaite. xix. the beatrice letters, lemony snicket (text); a quiet visitor, holly warburton (art); @unpardonablesins (edit). xx. ada, vladimir nabokov. xxi. this is how you lose the time war, amal el-mohtar. xxii. the borgias, s3e10, showtime. xxiii. @antaarf xxiv. @vilicity xxv. @boymiffy

#death note #comparatives #web weaving #meronia #near dn #mello dn #mihael keehl #nate river #wammy's house #the amount of time i spent thinking about this one and carefully curating it like a bonzai gardener is ridiculous #but i really really like how it turned out i think a lot about the webweave as a single streamlined piece of art not just a collage #anyway hi. tumblr user brothercrush posting about how near and mello are twins in spirit. who could have forseen this #[holds you by the shoulders looks deeply into your eyes] they are SO in love they are SO two parts of the same thing #[shakes you until you get shaken baby syndrome] I AM NORMAL ABOUT THEM <- lying #brothercrush.txt #mellonear

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kyuhu · 1 year

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It's mermay(?) so take this monstrosity of a long post

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#hws poland #hws lithuania #hws belarus #aph poland #aph lithuania #aph belarus #polietbel #long post #nudity tw #I'll not add a content warning because one can see a single n.ipple ok?#everytime I do a comic I go okay this'll get like two pages #and then it suddenly has six #comic attempts

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