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wakabaababy · 10 months
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People eating up Cillian Murphy sheer black blouse, titties out look as if Daisuke Takahashi didn't do it first. Don't worry king, I know.
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scootatwoni · 4 months
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It's crazy that people read the words I write
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edwardslostalchemy · 2 years
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My cousin's boyfriend had to be called Matthew. Of ALL THE NAMES available in existence, he had to have this name.
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skz-bibi · 2 months
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(🔴) ... [ NOW PLAYING ] [STAY-MADE] JEONGIN AND BIBI CUTEST MOMENTS !
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(intro). all i have to say is if you don't believe in soulmates, then you will after this , let's just get started🫰🏻🩷
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➩ CLIP #1 PLAYING… 📼 !
first seulin clip ever
*look at baby seulin, stuck together as glue* "introduce yourselves." *keep in mind they aren't even together at this point* *introduces themselves* "yah" *changbin always being the one to clock their tea , even in 2017🤭* "are you two super glued together?" *will always embarass them two*
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➩ CLIP #2 PLAYING… 📼 !
jeongin who hates skinship , but bibi who loves it
*example one* a fan video of them at the airport: bibi standing around waiting *she looks so lost 😭* *here comes jeongin* "ah cute!" *that fan is so real🤞🏽* bibi wrapping her arms around his arm. *fans screeching* *stays when seulin move an inch:* *jeongin wrote hug me and decided he loved skinship all of a sudden🤔*
*example two* *bibi vlog* *jeongin driving* *bibi looking at her phone* "what do you want to eat?" *jeongin shrugs* "i don't what do you want?" *annoyed bibi* "are you teasing me?" *knows he is* "now you know how i feel" *bibi holds her hand out while he's driving* *he's a one hand driver🫠😳* "what is it?" *teasing her by pushing her hand* "yah yang jeongin" *oop not the government name* "focus on driving* *smiles cause he see's her getting annoyed* "why do you want to hold my hand so much" *still picks it up.* *she smiles* "so happy for what" *kisses his hand* "stop it" *our maknae trying not to blush around bibi* "i'll let your hand go." *he doesn't 🙂*
*bibi sniffing his hair* *bibi idol and jeongins personal hairstylist* "come here." *jeongin comes no questions asked* "let me fix your hair." *stands there and let's her fix his hair* *bibi randomly sniffs his hair😭* *hyunjin 🤝🏽 bibi = sniffing his hair* "your hair smells nice, im gonna steal your shampoo." *jeongin must be used to this cause he ain't flinch , just wraps his arms to keep her steady😭* "i'll just get you a bottle." *makes sense because many fans have said they smell similar*
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➩ CLIP #3 PLAYING… 📼 !
seulin and their families getting along
*jeongins mom and bibi ft. jeongins younger brother* "noona , you need to visit more." *annoyed jeongin* "yah! you're awfully friendly , you never welcome me like this." *jealous innie* "because i don't like you" *bibi laughs* "i don't find it funny" *sulky jeongin* "seulbi-ah , eat this." *hands her a plate of fruit* "thank you mom." *she calls her mom im cryin 😭😭😭* "eomma , where's mine?" *like jeongin trying to figure out who's the actual child in this family* *tries to take bibi's* *mrs.yang slaps his hand* "ouch— she needs that, cut your own." *bibi teasing him* "this is why you'll never come over here again." *not if his mom has anything to say , that's her future daughter in law 😭🩷.*
"jeonginnie, look at this." *shows a photo of baby bibi* *bibi is certain her mom is out to get her* "mom stop it" "was she the same as now?" *jeongin living to make her miserable* "just know if you two have kids they'll be lots of trouble." *both of them shocked* "m-mom." *stressed jeongin* *bibi's mom the biggest seulin shipper there is😭😭*
*bonus their older brothers talking about them in his vlog* *jeongin oldest bother and bibi's biggest enemy* "we seen our siblings in concert the other day, it's weird seeing them on stage." *jeongins brother agrees* "especially when we see them when they're not being cool on stage." *about to embarass them both* "remember when we went ice skating and bibi slipped and fell, and then jeonginnie , tripped over her and they both were on the ground cause they couldn't get up in the skates." *cuts to bibi live* "IM GONNA KILL THEM BOTH!!!" *the eye twitch is killing me😭*
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➩ CLIP #4 PLAYING… 📼 !
bibi being jeongins person
*a fan video of them at a concert* *jeongin about to cry on stage* *bibi sensing something is wrong* *looking at her turning to see where he is 🫠* *sees that he's crying* *runs over to hug him* *look at her wiping his tears she's so cute*
*2023 clip* "only im allowed to fuss and scold him, he has me to do that, no one else should be doing that but me." *look at that death glare, doesn't it remind you of something🤔?* *flashback to 2017 , skz survival show* *jyp scolding jeongin* *that same death stare, she ain't never been scared to glare at that man* *he did say she has the coldest glare😳* *bibi whispering to jeongin* "you did go okay, don't beat yourself up, or i'll beat you up, got it?" *bibi still scolding while comforting him*
*a clip jeongin posted to his instagram of himself* "jeongin! jeonginnie! jagiya!" *look at the smile, he's in love😭*
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➩ CLIP #5 PLAYING… 📼 !
what skz say about them ???
"those dramas where they knew each other in their past life to, that's them, they were destined to know each other." - bangchan
"even when they're upset with each other , you can still the fondness they have for each other, he'll still bring her food even though he's upset" - lee know
"i told them to separate , and they still haven't , seven years later, im convinced they are actually super glued." - changbin
"at this point we should all be waiting for a a wedding invitation." - hyunjin
"a love that can only be found in fictional stories." - felix
"i don't think you could separate them if you wanted to, they wouldn't let you." - seungmin
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(outro). i could show you 1000 other clips, i mean we have 7 years of footage, but at this point im just waiting for the wedding announcement, just like hyunjin 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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©️SKZ-BIBI
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heyy!! how are you? I love your writing!! could you please do some sub!matt murdock headcannons? 🥺 (I cant express how much I'd love to turn this man into a beggin mess)
hii again lovie!! im doing well ty, how are you? and thank you so much!! 🫶 ofc ofc! thanks for requesting, hope you like it💌 and apologies for the delay
SUB MATT HC’s
matt murdock x f!reader
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word count. <300
warnings. 18+ only!! couple descriptions. mdni
— he's a different person when he's submissive. when dom, he's grunting, slapping (?) praising. but when he's sub, he's whiney and handsy, pleads and begs a little. he makes these half-breath-like noises. they're kinda strangled and choked🫠
— if you're riding him (slowly) his hands would paw at your thighs and waist, squeezing and digging in bc you're teasing him too much. he gets a tad overwhelmed with the slow pace. the way his cock drags from you at such an excruciating speed ??!!??? makes the back of his head burrow into the pillow - he gets all annoyed, and frustrated
— his reactions and noises would probs fluff your ego, the way he'd buck his hips up into you, wanting more - whimpering and pleading for you to stop being a tease
— his hair gets all tousled, and he pants and makes these really fucking hot whimpering sigh sounds :((
— dirty talker, even when sub's. he's a natural at it, and it just slips out
— he's very sensitive when subbing, especially to touch. you know his pleasure spots and where likes being touched - a light stroke on the thigh, a nibble on his ear lobe, a hesitant kiss to his lips. he likes the tension, and the longing of it, but he might not admit it though
— every once in a while he enjoys receiving princess treatment - to be kissed, admired, worshipped. he likes giving it to you, but sometimes it's a nice change of pace, and it's often needed (like after a bad patrol)
— just had an idea - maybe if were 69ing, you'd keep yourself perched higher so he can't reach you. he’s so close to be able to eat you out, but just so far. maybe you have him cuffed to the bed just to tease him that bit more
— he can only sub for so long. he lets you have your 'fun' before wanting to switch
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sanjisblackasswife · 1 year
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hiiii i love your headcanons about daily lifestyle moments with the monster trio🫠🫠🫠
how about them seeing their S/O waxing their legs or even their pussy? it could be funny
A/N: Haaaaaa thank u! I gotchu. Enjoy!
Monster Trio Watching You Wax (NSFW-ISH)
Black Fem Reader (…she calls Zoro the N word like ONCE)
CW: A bit suggestive, Mentions of PP🐔 and TooToo🐱, The Guys are a Bit OOC
Luffy
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Luffy can either be incredibly fascinated or does not care, however let’s go with the first option because it’s more funny to witness
You don’t usually wax your legs too often, but it was a rainy and boring day and it was about that time so you stuck yourself in your room and Luffy came running in partially wet and ready to annoy you.
“Y/N! Where are your pants you finna touch yoursef again?”
“Luffy!? No! And I told you to stop bringing that up…”
You explain to him you’re waxing your legs and your vagina and he doesn’t really understand why you need to do that.
“I like your hair, though. Feels good.”
“Please stop—“
“Why?! It’s so soft when I eat—“
“LUFFY, SWEETHEART PLEASE—“
He wanders around your room, eating your snacks and watching you wax and you finally finish your legs and you decided to kick Luffy out to wax your cooter and this man refuses.
“I refuse to leave.”
“You don’t have a Choice—“
“It’s MY ship! PLEASEEEE? I wanna watch—OH WAIT CAN I DO IT FOR YOU?”
After a bunch of begging you decide why not…I mean you don’t have too much hair down there.
You sigh, pulling down your pants on the bed and Luffy pushes you on your back and spreads your legs open.
“You’re kinda wet—“
“LUFFY!”
You guide him on how to apply the wax, and though he is messy he manages to not burn off your clit…
However he snatched it to harshly and you screamed
“My bad…”
“GET THE HELL OUT!”
Zoro
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“Why the hell are you shaving in here I want to take a nap—“
“Nigga, this is my room.”
He doesn’t really give af that you’re shaving, but when he opens his eyes and sees you take off your panties and he jumps up off the bed
“What—?!”
“Shutttt up i need to wax my pus—“
“WHILE IM IN HERE?”
“You literally seen it the other day—“
“THAT’S NOT THE POINT—“
You smile and offer for him to wax you and he flinched at your offer
“Oh don’t be a pussy—“
“DONT CALL ME THAT!”
He tsked, but agrees. You did most of the work putting on the wax and tape over it and invite him over to snatch it off.
“I don’t get why you do this stupid shit I told you I don’t care about the hair…”
“Just snatch it off!”
He snatches BOTH of them off with BOTH hands at THE SAME TIME.
Immediate tears.
“ARE YOU OKAY?!”
You’re in the curled up position on the bed trying not to scream so instead you flip him off.
Zoro pats your butt, “you’ll be okay.”
“NO IM NOT!”
He groans and leaves the room to come back later with an ice pack.
“What the hell is this—“
“Woman i told you not to wax—“
He’s trying okay he’s trying.”
Sanji
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You tell him you won’t be bothering him today because you wanted to wax and Sanji being nosey asks “Wax what?”
“My legs and my…um…”
….
“My lady…”
Sanji knew exactly what you meant because that’s what he calls your cooter.
He does a love struck smile and prepare you a tray of snacks and juice while you wax your legs. Once you were done you began to pull down your panties and that’s when Sanji bursted in.
“O-oh..”
He got a side view of you now bent over with your panties down.
Could not handle it he nearly fell off the ship.
After he clams down and apologizes like crazy for not knocking you let him stay if he wanted as you waxed.
And that’s when he offered..
“I can…I can wax you….if you want…I don’t —-I don’t want you hurting yourself…”
You hesitate for a moment, he has blushing like crazy, but his eyes weren’t filled with hearts…maybe he wasn’t trynna be too much of a pervert.
You agree and let him. He was excited to say the least. He never cares about your hair either, he just loved looking at your 🐱 honestly.
If you were able to ignore his heavily breathing and shaky hands he was pretty good at applying the wax and the tape.
“Okay I’m ganna rip it off, my love.”
“Okaaay.”
He does it and quickly puts his cold hand on the area (like how waxers do, and Pat it a little)
You were shocked he did that and smiled at him, he had some blood trickle when he was done and that was only because he couldn’t stop staring at it.
“Stop staring!”
“I—um…but…she’s so pretty…”
You’re not supposed to have sex right after a wax, but the way Sanji kept rubbing the sides of your labia you gave in for him to only soothe you after a harsh wax with his mouth.
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munsonology · 11 months
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Okkaaay here we go i had a thought and had to tell ya🤍 sooo lets say on a day Nunny is running late to meet up with Eddie another Nun takes interest in him (Eddie isn’t interested he is low key in love with Nunny) when Nunny comes out she sees said Nun playing with his jacket , Eddie is visibly annoyed he spots Nunny right and he whispers in the other Nuns ear “meet me out back by the shed next to the graveyard at midnight” Nunny doesnt know his plan she is heartbroken she had bought sexy lingerie for their meet up this afternoon that got interrupted by another sister, sooo he ends up telling Nunny to meet him in that same place and time , the other Nun was running a little behind but when she opens the shed she is met with Eddie railing Nunny and when they realize they are being watched ohh they dont care, Eddie is taunting the other Nun while plowing into Nunny whispering the dirtiest things to her telling her he belongs to Nunny & Nunny is his😌🫦
I’ve been waiting all day to answer this!!!! IM SCREAMING 😭🫠🥵🥵🥵
He so would! He’s a fucking menace! Sister Hazel is a pain in Nunny’s ass, she can’t stand her. She’s always in Nunny’s business.
All of the sisters would get so flustered when one of the bikers would drop off their weekly donation jar for the children’s book fund. Especially if eddie stopped by. Sister hazel made it known (when father wasn’t around) she had a thing for eddie.
Nunny would hear whispers in the convent of sister hazel trying to get close to him. It pissed her off to no end.
Nunny put on her newest lingerie, a white lacey set with garters and stockings. She couldn’t wait to show Eddie what was under her habit today. She made it to the courtyard when she sees sister hazel with her hands all over Eddie’s chest. Her fingers play with the necklace resting on his chest.
Nunny clears her throat interrupting them. “Sister hazel, I thought you had donations to audit.”
Sister hazel rolls her eyes, but not before smirking at Eddie. “I’ll see you in the graveyard shed. Midnight on Friday, just like you asked.”
Sister hazel bumps her shoulder into nunny on her way to the office.
Nunny’s eyes grow wide at the revelation. “I should’ve known you were no good.”
“Nunny it’s not what you think.”
She runs off back to her room, passing by two other sisters. “The children are this way, dear,” one of the nuns directed. Nunny kept marching off.
“Fuck those kids.”
That Friday, nunny collected her mail to see she had a letter from Eddie.
Meet me at the graveyard. 11:30pm. I’ll explain everything.
Nunny met Eddie at the graveyard just like he asked. It was the best decision she made all week.
At midnight, sister hazel made it to the graveyard. The shed was just a bit away, the light already on. She held her head high knowing he was waiting for her.
When she pushed open the door she was met with the most unpleasant sight.
Nunny naked in nothing but her habit, getting fucked from behind by eddie. One knee on the ground, eddie pounded into nunny’s cunt.
“Fuck! You like that sister?”
“Yes eddie! Fuck me!”
“You’re a fucking sinner nunny!”
Eddie shoved nunny’s rosary into her mouth. “You wanna say a prayer? Use your words?”
“Oh my!” Sister hazel clutches her chest.
Eddie yanks nunny’s head up by her habit. “Look at her baby, you want her to watch you get fucked? See how good you take it? Fuck, just wait until she sees how your ass sucks me dry.”
Sister hazel says a prayer. Eddie slows his fucking down. “Hey! You tell anyone, even in confession, of what you saw and I’ll unleash the wrath of satan upon you.”
“The power of God—”
Eddie’s eyes darken to pure black. Sister hazel screams seeing a dark shadow rise behind him on the wall. Horns and wings sending a message of eternity.
Sister hazel passes out cold.
“She won’t bother you again, nunny.” Eddie says sweetly with a kiss on her cheek. “Now, what else can I fill you with?”
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itzsana-kiddingmenow · 9 months
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Gifts: Part 2
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AHHH SO I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS A SERIES!- 💗🌟
𝒍𝒆𝒆: Minho
𝒍𝒆𝒓: Felix
𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘦𝘢 𝘪 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭i𝘯𝘨! 💗
tw: shirtless Minho 🫠, massage oil
im sorry its short, i have exams 😭😭😭
this is flustering-
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Now for the next member to torture. Felix looked at the time. 2:17 PM. Damn. He had spent almost half an hour in Chan’s room. He had to get answers about his gift. He already knew they all teamed up to get him something, and Felix was definitely urging to figure out what it was, but he was almost enjoying this. It was like a little mystery! For his birthday, too, it was. Felix grinned as he made his way over the evil cat’s room. Minho. Now what question was he going to ask him? Felix pondered as he knocked on the door.
 He was going to pounce on the boy the moment he opened the door, but then Felix caught the look of exhaustion on Lino’s face when the older looked at him, and Lixie felt a little bad. He knew Lee Know had an exhausting schedule, being one of the best dancers of the group, and he knew it wouldn’t be fair to wreck the boy after such a long day.
So instead Felix ended up asking, “Are you ok hyung? Do you need cuddles, or a massage?” The birthday gift left his mind immediately when he realized how tense Minho looked. “Yeah, a massage would be nice, thanks and sorry, Lixie.”
 Felix nodded as he ran to the shelf to get the massage oil, Lino removing his shirt (🫠) and laying down on his stomach. Felix sat on his waist and popped the lid, the lavender scent of the oil making them both sigh, suddenly feeling sleepy. Lixie worked out all the knots in Minho’s back, smiling at the satisfied sighs the older was making. 
After Yongbok finished with all the proper massaging, he grinned. It was time. 
“...hyung?” “mmmmhhhhmmmm” was his response. “Ya know that my birthday’s tomorrow right?” Lee Know nodded. “Well, I wanted to know what color it is” This made Minho’s head perk up, confused. 
“I thought you would want to know what it is, not what color it is” Lee Know giggled, smiling sleepily. Felix frowned, aware that Lino was making fun of him.
He grabbed the bottle of lavender oil, spreading some on his hands. “You will tell me, won’t you?” “Nope, sorry. Strict orders from Channie.”
Felix smirked. This was exactly what he was counting on. He darted his hands down to Minho’s exposed sides, massaging the oil in a very ticklish way.
“Hey what are you- AHAHAHA?!”
“Well, you wouldn’t tell me, so now you suffer.”
“WAHAHAIT I CAHAHANT HAHAHAH-”
Felix giggled at the lack of coherent speech. 
He made sure to scribble his fingers across the wide expanse of Lee Know’s back, digging into back ribs. MInho’s arms shot back, grabbing Felix’s wrists weakly, as he couldn’t do much when he was on his stomach.
 Lee Know’s face reddened almost immediately, cackling as his body was zapped of it’s energy, succumbing to the torture. When Felix turned around, he screamed when he felt hands grabbing at the back of his thighs, an incredibly weak spot for him.
He felt tears welling up, the lavender scent which had seemed so refreshing now seemed intoxicating as he tried his hardest not to faint.
Felix, obviously annoyed by the lack of secrets being spilled. He scribbled on the back of knees, not realizing Minho was gaining enough strength to suddenly flip over.
He grabbed Felix by the shoulders and the two wrestled playfully for control. Lee Know was gaining the upper hand until Felix smirked, hands shooting to bare underarms, crazed laughter shooting out of the older as he fell backwards. 
“Are you ready to give in yet?”
“NAHAHAHA-”
Felix frowned yet again, hands slipping down to bare ribs, finally finding the spot that would break the older.
“YAHAHAHA NOHOHOOO AHHHHHH-!” The rest was cut off by silent laughter, Minho pleading as Felix knuckled ribs, straddled grip not allowing a moment of rest.
Felix lowered his hands to lightly tracing Minho’s stomach, allowing the older some words, but Lino couldn’t stop giggling, the oil making it tickle so much more.
“Nonono hahaha its bluuuhuhue” Felix stopped his tickling, giggling at Lino’s wrecked state, face red and covered with tears, chest heaving. 
Felix got up and left, leaving Minho to recover. Now he needed to find out more….
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i hope you enjoyed! Feel free to request however pls check my intro before interacting! Part 3 will be out soon! Have a good day! 💗✨
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bigmack2go · 2 months
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Since i made tjis tag i thought i might as well add onto it already so uh yeah… again: feel free to use this to explain the internet to ur parents
Emoji guide!!
💀: is like a way to laugh. Specially like a „bruh“ or „no she/he/they/you did not“, „i cant believe he/she/they/you did this“ or „there is no way they/you/she/he did this!“. Do not use this if someone died please!
😭: also a laugh. Dont ask. People use it differently but many people use it specifically when they are jokingly complaining or whining about something. Also when something is unbelievable and/or like a wheezing „what?!“ or „seriously?!“
🥺: we usually mock ppl w this saying they’re pick me (fishing for compliments)
🤠: i hate my life right now
😃😀: those are like a frozen smile and show that u highly dislike smt
🙂: im about to strangle someone and beat the shit out of them. When you need to take a deeo breath to keep cool
🙃: either mocking pedoph!les lt trying to creep someone out or saying that someone is creepy
😆: hAHa YoUrE So FuNnY (hint: youre not funny)
😁: ironically saying „look what I’ve accomplished“
🥹: is the version of „🥺“ that we actually use
🥲: can be „beautiful“ *wipes tear from eye* or like the office glance at the camera.
😇: i do not in fact have very good intentions
☺️: im gonna kill u. Kind of a „you did what now?!“ when u try to keep calm
😊: im so not okay right now and i hate my life or being proud in a bragging way
😉: make fun of pedoph!les
😌: uh-huh thats right. Im great (and u suck). OR „good girl“ yk?? Or being proud
😗: also a frozen smile kinda thing
😋: hehe mischievous
😝: mocking old ppl
🤪: ironic way of mocking pick me girls (aka girls that are fishing for compliments)
🤨: „thats what she said…“
🧐: „do you realise what youre saying??“
🤓: making a mocking voice
😎: mikedrop
🥸: are you aware that u sound like an idiot rn
🤩: IM GONNA BE A DOCTOR OR LAWYER OR SMT (i didn’t fail my maths exam for once)
😣😖: u gonna cry?/ go cry about it
😫: our generation is weird and has to make everything moaning. Sry but this is moaning.
😩: „OH COME ON!“
🤯: are you telling me you didn’t know this yet?
🥵: moking hot situations or saying „that was close“
🥶: „YOU GOT ROASTED“
😶‍🌫️: wasn me
😱: are you telling me u didn’t know this?
🤗: im so happy for u (i hate you and i don’t think u deserve shit and it’s not fair that i have smt i want. Fuck u)
🤭: you think im frightened of u?
🤔: ironic way to say „i wonder why“
🤫: i did smt haha
🤥: i did smt not-so-haha
🫠: „that was so embarrassing“ discompfot or blush or a way of showing a crush. Some people use it as that thing where j get rly angry and try to cover it up and then your eye starts twitching
🤥: haha wasn me (it totally was me and we all know it)
🫥: no ones laughing
😐😑: i cant w u
🫨: more ironic version of „🥶“
🤤: i want that
🙄😴: waiting
😮‍💨: why r u such an idiot? And why did god choose me to handle it?
😵- oh— (swallowing a laugh)
🥴: w h a t
🤢: exxeragating way to make fun of ppl
🤑: gimme gimme
🤡: u/i sound like an idiot. Also way to mock creeps
👹👺: when u make your voice all bellowish and/or come of creepy and weord
👽: he/she/they sounds like an idiot. Are they dumb? Or „girl—?“
👾: stop talking. Ur annoying and also no ones buying ur shit
✌️: often used ironically
🤌🏼: *cheffkiss*
🫰🏼🤏🏻: teeny weeny
🫴🏻: y tho
☝🏼: mhm (pretending to be an authority figure, usually in a lightly mocking way)
🖐️: oft used in combo w „😭“ to say „can i live??“
👁️👄👁️: heh
✍️: noted OR im writing u in my death note
🦶: stfu or what ur saying makes no sense
🫦: mockingly sexual
👣: ur onto smt
👀: „woOHP“ *swallows a laugh*, he said what?, offensive sideeye, looking forward to smt OR i may or me not be plning smt (im absolutely planning smt) aka what i says has double meaning
🗣️: no one wants to hear your bullshit
👼: opposite as 😇
💆: this isnt a massage. This is me desperatly holding my demples and taking deep breaths so i dont kill anyone
💅: fab. Its also kind of slang/ hidden way to say „gay“ and do the handflick thingy. At least it used to be idk
🧑‍🦯: ur not making any sense
🧍‍♀️: someone spunds like an idiot or idk what to do w myself/ this sotuation
🕴️: you are about to break into dancing
🕺💃: vibing w music
🎩/🎓: used to be like „ha look how smart i am because of tjis one thing i got right“ in a nonserious way but no one rly uses it anymore
💍: marry me (obv) but like in an easy way. You had a good idea and im flashed by it so im exerragating your genious so much i want to marry u. Thats just an example obv
👑: u dropped this
🦄: delulu
✨: to make a word fancy like precenting a banner u put one of these at the beginning and end of the word/phrase/sentence. This can br sarcastic or serious. In quarantine many people used this as general quote unquote marks
🌚🌝: hehe
🔥: pften used by bro-pal-guy-jocks to push a post by comenting
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fairyhaos · 1 month
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dear yena hi 👋🏻 it me again using you as my personal diary lmao I just really love talking to you hope you never get annoyed by it okay just checking 💞
So it's finally the weekend and I have a few days off next week because there's some holidays here and oh my god the way I'm gonna lay in bed and watch netflix and read and catch up on fics 🫠 I read once that tiredness can't be accumulated but the person who said that didn't see me sleeping for 13 hours last night ☝🏻and also I feel like my body hasn't fully recovered from being sick so 😪 how are you doing? Hope you're sleeping well and drinking water here's fairy joshu to give you strength 🫶🏻
https://twitter.com/JoshuaArchive/status/1771093233499512845?t=k179a0m6K0u6MJfqqgA4nw&s=19
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[joshu link]
dearest cherry anon!!!!! pls hdhfhfd i love the daily life updates from uuuu they really brighten my day ^0^
also this weekend feels like the weekendiest weekend ever omg like it feels so much like 2 days of ending the week if u get what i mean?? that might just be bc the weather is finally warming here but ANYWAYS-
im glad that u get to have some days off! esp since i bet that ur work has been quite tiring for uuu so i hope that you get to binge as many shows and fics as you want 🤭🤭
the 13 hr sleep is so real tho oml 😭 hopefully u managed to sleep a little better over the weekend thooo bc being so burnt out that u sleep for that long can't be good for your health esp when ure still recovering :((
thanku sm cherry anon and i hope you're tksing care of yourself too!! 💗
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(This is just me venting)
I don't know if i really want to continue on with my story anymore.
I guess the situation that happened at the start of me writing on Ao3 still affects me.
For some context:
For months now i have been obsessing over a fictional character, well a slasher name Michael myers and i've also been fantasizing over a woman name Love Quinn from you. So i thought to myself lets make "a black version of love quinn x Michael myers", Rz myers exaclty. i wanted to start with their childhood, show how they grow. At the start I only had 3 chapters and before i could even write what i wanted to write some dumb fugly no neck having ass anonymous bitch decides to call me a plagiarist for some other persons story:
"I just saw the original story posted or rather updated and this looks like a bootleg of the original '(name of work)'
Folks don’t support people that steal ans modify other people’s work.🤗😇"- Guest1
Basically...
I was accused of copying someone's fanfiction.
As seen, the guest commented that my work was a "bootleg" version of the other person's work however they also went to the other person's work telling them that I copied and pasted it and then modified it. ( I saw the second things that they said because I actually went to the other person's work to check it out, since the guest put the name of the work in my comment section)
I later on filed a harassment complaint where the Ao3 policy and Abuse committee assured me that my work won't be deleted so long as I haven't engaged in plagiarism, and that two works can share the same premise, setting, and plot without necessarily being in violation of their Terms of Service.--- Essentially, I wrote a similar story, apparently, in a Rob Zombie Michael Myers genre to another person. Go figure. Just like many other stories about their childhood.
I tried to clear the air and address it in the story and even reached out to the creator of the other work because the person accusing me went to their comment section and told them I plagiarized, however that proved futile as the creator just deleted my comments and then blocked me.
After I was blocked, the other creator and the guest then talked shit about me in their comments, saying I had a little meltdown and that I was carrying out drama for attention or whatever. Even though I didn't even start this entire situation (I'm probably being a bit dramatic but I was very hurt at the time so)
Here's what the guest said in the comments:
"Talking about startdustseraph
Bond of Haddonfield writer.
Hello (creator) again, 🤗im guest1 and I wanna apologise if I made mess in your comments as i seen that copycat was doing drama. I see their immature behaving on this(i screenshotted it, she wrote i should eat their shit and piss, can show it if you have Discord chanel?)🫠🙄🙄
Sorry she made you delete my awareness comment as I'm free to believe this person has attention issues and not admit they copy your work and modified it.
I love this story and hope you update it☺"
For the record, I did tell them to eat my shit and piss because honestly they were annoying and not leaving me alone lmao-- I don't feel ashamed nor do I regret that, like you literally bugged me and you're getting mad that I clapped back?
I tried to move on, but idk if i can mentally. Everytime i post i feel watched or something.
I kept thinking to myself: Maybe i should quit for a while, especially from writing the current story I'm working on. Maybe just abandon it.
I had so much anxiety over the whole situation and it's honestly annoying that this even happened.
At the time I was also scared of potential harassment because, the author is a larger writer and has a larger following, and if the people who followed them saw what they were saying in the comments I'd be harassed on my story because the guest was literally stating my username and putting in my story and talking shit about me.
From that point, I felt like I didn't want to write fanfic anymore but at the same time some people did like my story and I'd feel bad if I just stopped writing all together.
Then again i don't owe it to them, i like writing for me. And if I feel uncomfortable writing than I shouldn't do it.
I think what irked me from the entire situation was how smug the guest was while claiming that I was carrying out drama for attention and stuff when in reality they were the ones talking about me nonstop in the creators comment section and putting me on blast to raise awareness of something i didn't do. Tbh I was having really bad anxiety about the whole thing and just trying to clear my name.
Little side rant:
The guest was acting mad childlike half of the time which leads me to believe they're probably a minor or someone young. I'm basing this off the fact of their smugness, the use of their little stupid ass emoji's, the unwillingness to leave me the fuck alone, and leave me out of their mouths. This is why I don't like younger people interacting with my work i swear.
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Fast forward to now, things have died down, my story is still up, and the guest never came back but i feel weird continuing.
The other side of my brain wants to spite them, and just write. However I still feel watched and paranoid about the whole thing, and people who intact with the story, seen the story, etc.
But idk. I wish I was more nonchalant maybe I would have let it go. But im not. They hurt me and now im venting about the whole situation, and worried about continueing.
I don't expect anyone to actually read this tbh and I don't want anyone to read it so I did not tag it with usual tags regarding slashers. I think ill be safe I think but I don't know.
If i feel too paranoid i might just only allow registered users to interact with my story. And if i don't feel like continuing I'll leave the story up but like abandon the account.
TL;DR: I was accused of plagiarism on AO3 and I'm worried about continuing the story.
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ncteez · 2 years
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imagine some of your explicit asks being written by minors 🫠🫠🫠
y'know, perhaps some are but I can tell you this much. It's very easy to tell when something is written by a minor, especially when it's smut.
Another thing, all I can do as a writer is post warnings and state that I do not want minors to interact with me. I have it posted on every single fic and in most of my pages that have information about me and rules.
All we can really do is hope that they listen, and I do everything I can to keep an eye on who is interacting with me and block minors accordingly.
Sure, we could all just stop posting altogether, but it's almost an insult to expect writers to stop doing what they love because children don't know how to respect us. It's uncomfortable, it's annoying, and I'm gonna continue to stand my ground. Im an adult, I can write porn. I am writing it for my fellow adults to enjoy on a website that allows fan fiction to be posted. I'm not doing this for fucking minors to come on my blog and explore their sexualities. I will never provide for anyone other than myself and my adult followers. This is my safe space, where I state time and time again that minors are not welcome.
If they ignore those warnings and end up with a fucked up view of how sex should work, i can promise you that they will also blame us as writers for their unhealthy view of sex. I do not want any part of it. Children need to stay on their side of this website and get the fuck out of our space. The majority of us tag correctly, have warnings, and use read more bars as to not expose people that either don’t want to see it or shouldn’t be seeing it. But, we will never be responsible for their choices, nor are we responsible for their experience here. I do my part, and I do my best to protect them from my content.
Again, all i can do is what I'm already doing. Minors are very obvious even without their ages posted. It's easy for most of us to point them out. Receiving an anon is harder to notice the age of a person. I have to use trust when I answer them, and i do not expect or assume everyone speaking to me is a child because again, this is an adult space. I don't know what you expected me to answer this with, but I just want you to know that writers should not be responsible for people who ignore warnings and rules. They're there to protect us and others, because people are entitled and minors, specifically, think they're "mature enough" when they're fucking not.
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tumblr's being glitchy and won't let me reblog the most recent slwy chapter (fuck me i guess) 🫠🫠 so instead i guess i'm going to just dump all my thoughts here.
the angst in this chapter is absolutely top tier. i absolutely gobbled that shit up. the entire first part of the fic where y/n is trying to adjust to the city and her new school was so real. like the way she is literally finally living and experiencing what she's always dreamed of but still feels empty inside bc of everything with hyunjin? once again feeling incredibly seen. like shit bestie i don't know how you do it, but the way you write y/n is so real and validating. i've never connected to a character more in anything i've ever read than y/n in slwy.
also the closet scene???????? omfggggg i was dying. like talk about emotional whiplash. one minute i was giggling and kicking my feet and so excited about their passionate reunion. and the next i could feel my heart slowly crack and then shatter into a million pieces.
ughhhhh i'm dying in misery but i absolutely love the pain. literally cannot wait for the next chapter.
(also y/n meeting kairi??? 👀👀👀 that was not a twist i was expecting but i'm so here for it)
hello love 👋🏻 tumblr can be really annoying with longer chapters :( but thank you for sending in this ask anyway 🥺
im very happy you connect to yn and that you liked her city arc ! i was worried that it may not be interesting since its not centered around hyun but thank you for liking that bit 😫
whiplash is my fav emotion ☺️
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subskz · 2 years
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hey bff 🫶 you've done it again, constantly raising the bar higher and higher with every story you reupload. sorry has got to be the one i've reread the most after good use because it's just THAT delicious.
minho, ever the insufferable darling he is, puts up a good fight. i really liked how he was just so mouthy the whole time and kind of denying anything and everything until he got put in his place. i think this is one of the works where reader gets mean and i live for it! not that i don't like your softer works, those hold a place in my heart, but mean!dom!reader get me all excited because it resonates with my preferences a lot more. i LOVED LOVED LOVED the part where minho just grabs your wrist and pleads because he couldn't handle it anymore *swoons* i physically felt the punch to my gut when he finally caved. it was like the dam broke. so so so good. and when he started frantically apologizing because he wanted to cum so badly ohhh GOT ME SO SILLY he's such a cute boy when he's desperate 🥹 but really, cumming in your underwear? without your permission? he's such a lil perv he so deserved the punishment he got. i was reading that whole thing go down with my hand to my mouth like he did fucking not. what a brat! he thought he was real cute for that... (he is.) but the ever so rewarding part was that ending... after he's finally admitted his bad behavior and apologized for it, softly letting him cum while you kiss all over him. 🫶 he's just a needy kitty who needs some loving at the end of the day. OHH and when he said "i was just playing! come on, call me a good boy." I MELTED. SOSOSO CUTE. such a simple request yet it's got me all twisted up and crying. yes, you are a good boy minho now stop cumming on my underwear LMFSOJD
love you so much thank you for writing this beautiful piece. im gonna go read it again after i send this. 🫠
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hello my angel!! please…YOU have done it again making me sob and scream and burst into hysterics over your kind words ㅠㅠ you have no idea how much your msgs brighten my day i can’t thank you enough <33
lino really is a tough nut to crack in this one!!! when proofreading it again even i started to get annoyed w myself for making him so unbelievably stubborn throughout 😭 leave it to minho to do everything in his power to provoke you then complain abt his punishment every step of the way lmao. i do remember you saying you think you’re too mean to be a soft dom hehe so i’m really glad you resonated w the reader in this one! though a bit tedious it was definitely still lots of fun to chip away at lino’s pride like that >:)
ah it makes me so giddy that you felt all those things while reading it! i’m esp glad u like the part where minho grabs the reader’s wrist almost without thinking…no matter what his smart mouth says to keep up the act, in that moment it becomes painfully obvious how desperate he really is 🥰 and of course you know i couldn’t resist adding that kind of ending haha he’s just a needy kitty who needs some loving indeed!! he wants to be treated like a good boy even when he’s done nothing to deserve it ♡
thank you so much for sharing your thoughts and being so supportive my dear!! i feel iffy abt some of these fics sometimes since they’re a bit old but your encouragement always perks me right up it means a lot 😽 i love you right back and i’m so thrilled you enjoyed reading it!
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First, I must inquire, what do you think are tan's and lem's real names? 
Now imagine this, his wife having really good acting skills, enough to convince everyone that she's just a terrified civilian looking for help, keeping her act up until she gathers intel from them. Feel like lem would also be so proud of her.
Tan prefers calling you, but when he can't, he'll either send the softest messages or fast typed ones with tons of spelling mistakes "My pretty girl, you're going to be the death of me." responding to the selfie you just send, "Thsi fycking twat jsut ruined m y dress shrit!". But imagine a group chat with these two. Lem and I share the same braincell so we'll disscus the silliest stuff and he'll just butt in to say "will you two please think before typing on this group chat"
Childhood friends to lovers with tan? He'll protect you even if it means he'll get an ugly wound, but it's ok because you'd always patch him up and give him an earful. It doesn't take long for lem to figure it out and pushes him to confess. And he'll be so cute too "How 'bout I take you to dinner after? " "Ask me again when you're not bleeding from your stomach." You two end up eating at home because you only just started taking missions and can't afford a 5 star restaurant. Speaking of protecting, when he finds out your carring his child, he won't let you take any missions. "They're having a baby?" asks a confused ladybug, "I'd be more surprised if they didn't." is all lem can say before he notices his brothers stare.
It's not a secret he has a big mouth, what if his girl matches that but in a more, classy way? "I'm sorry sir but I must inquire, what's with your illiterate way of thinking?" and he butts in "She means why are you so fucking dumb." All while proudly smiling.
I'm going to finish this with the most heartbreaking angst. Instead of Tan finding Lem "dead", they both survive but his wife dies. They're a trio but split up to look for the briefcase. The twins somehow get the it back and decide to put it on red so now they're looking for her all over the empty train. They finally find her and all he can do is stare at her before droping to his knees, bringing her close to him. It hits him like a train so he breaks down, screaming and crying as he hugs her. Lem somehow finds the power in himself to place the Edward sticker in her palm.
Phew, sorry this was a lot, if anything else comes to mind I'll saved it for later so that like you said, you're not spamming people's dash. Sorry for any spelling mistakes (you know who to blame). It means a lot that I get to share my ideas with you and your followers. Anyway, going to rewatch Bullet Train tonight, can't believe it's already been a year since I've first seen it on the big screen. Kisses, 💺 anon.
hii, sooo…
1. that question has been picking at my brain for a year!!! I genuinely cannot think of what they’re called, I wanted to make a post and ask everyone a while back, but if anyone has any thoughts or ideas for their names please PLEASE comment them, im dying to know. something british/ criminally english that’s all I know😭 ironically, I feel aaron suits
2. ughhh I love that!?! he’d be super proud, silently cheering her along. like a subtle nod or quick wink
3. the spelling mistakes aaahhh love that!!? also feel like the 3 typing dots would be there for ever, like he’s replying then doing something assassiny then typing again, and it’ll all be mumble jumble. he’d get annoyed at the two of you messaging eachother in the group chat but I feel he secretly loves it. also think he has trouble talking sometimes, so he likes to have the social aspect without it being awkward for him (if that makes sense) ardgsh and he’s such a flatterer I just know it!! sweet girl, pretty girl… MY SWEET GIRL!?! MY PRETTY GIRL🫠
4. love it!! and the element of being besties and knowing everything. omg imagine you go on dates with other guys (before liking liking tan) and he’s always really jealous but he hides it bc he wants you to be happy etc, but he maybe kinda sabotages it so he can have you all to himself heehe. he definitely reacts before thinking, especially if you were involved (and got hurt) super caring cute sweet innocent kinda guy, right? completely innocent bbg
5. “why are you so fucking dumb?” HAHAHAHA love it!! but yes!!! he’s got that cockney ‘charm’ so he gets right to the point. and I love that she matches his vibe (but just in a more feminine classy, femme fatale way)
6. that is heartbreaking!?! why would you write that🥲🥲🥲🥲 im just kidding, but that is a horribly sad idea
7. you’re very sweet!! and tysm for sharing your ideas!! and yes, if you have more, send em over. heheh guessing your hamster😭 ive been wanting to rewatch it for ages, I just need to do it bc I miss it lol. that year has gone quick omg?!
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hope everything I said makes sense😭 apologies if it doesn’t
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lea-andres · 2 years
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Hi! thanks for listening to my Vavok ramblings! This ship is so interesting, like it shouldnt work but it does somehow and its great! i hope im not annoying you with it too much lmao. Also sorry this is so long, I have a lot of thoughts about this 😅
tbh i haven’t really read the zombot arc yet, im just going off of what ive learned from tumblr lol. But Zombot Vavok intrigues me because theres so much you can do with it
First of all, Zavok knows that vector’s not gonna wanna take over the world. which conflicts with the rest of the deadly six. Does Zavok try to convince vector to join them? Does he secretly switch sides for vector? try and find a middle ground?
 this all depends on whether or not he reaches Vector in time. If he reaches out to vector before he becomes a zombot, then hes gonna have to deal with the fact that Vector lost one of his sons to the virus. And if he’s too late? Well, he would probably find out via a grieving espio, and thats gonna make him feel worse
And then theres the deadly six. How would they react to all of this? would they think Zazok’s gone weak? would they turn on him? cast him out to fend for himself since he insists on sticking by Vector’s side? 
Or, alternatively, do they side with Zavok? I mean, Vector had to have had a positive impact on Zavok, right? Maybe the group noticed that Zavok is happier, not getting mad at them when they make mistakes, just…doing better. Surely, if this “Vector” guy is making him act like this, then he can’t be that bad. He sounds pretty nice for a non-zeti if they’re being honest.
There’s also what can happen after the metal virus. Is Zavok treated like a hero for helping get rid of the virus, or is everyone still salty from that time he tried to destroy the world that one time? Does he decide to leave after all the craziness is over, or decide to stay behind with Vector? How do both of their teams react to all of this??
When bad guys rolls around, i think Zavok would decide to join Starline, with FULL intent to betray him and make him suffer. Not only for revenge, but to make sure his family doesn’t have to go through something this traumatic again.
There’s just so much you can do with this and I love it- 
(Man this post got away from me. again, sorry its so long, i kinda have vavok brainrot 🫠)
Of course! I love hearing out other people's thoughts and ideas!
See, it's really funny, @stillafanofsonic made Vavok as a joke to irritate me (I don't like the Zetis, LOL), but... It's actually a really intriguing ship? The more you take it seriously the more interesting bits and pieces you can find to play around with narratively. So part of me's kinda mad at it for being so interesting (when it was just supposed to be a stupid crack ship LOL), but another part of me likes seeing what other people do with it. 😂
Honestly, do what you want. I haven't read a lot of Archie, but I like plucking concepts and characters from Archie and making them my own. 😂 I do recommend the Zombot Arc if you get around to it, but no pressure if you don't want to or can't. 🥰
You've got a lot of fun ideas here! Especially the idea that Zavok would team up with Starline again during Bad Guys specifically to stab him in the back! Let's say, snagging one of the many possibilities you mentioned up above, Zavok was regarded as a hero for helping stop the virus. Do the other heroes know Zavok's just doing this for revenge? Or do they think he's betrayed them, and he's risking his newly gained respect in favor of revenge? 👀
Ramble away, I don't mind! We all know how I get about BugBear around here, so I like hearing about other ships too!
Even stinky Vavok. /jk
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