I'm very lonely but everytime I try to chat with anyone they don't reply

eugh. Ouhgh

Why is it so hard making friends

hello i was wondering if i could participate in the match up event?

I am afab and nb, I use any pronouns :) I'm cool with being any gender or being with any gender neither matters much to me

I lov the ghouls and their silly little shenanigans :)

I'm pretty feminine looking, I'm 5'1 and I'm built like a comic book male superhero like broad chest and shoulders but a straight line from the ribs down like a upside down dorito w legs

I'm asian so my eyes and hair are dark, my hair's like a shoulder-length wolf cut ish thing... idk I just hack at it. sometimes I wear glasses, but sometimes I just feel like being blind. When I get dressed I pretend like im dressing up in a fun little costume so my day is more whimsical and silly my go-to is like sailor uranus prince-type girl crush but a wizard or a wizard who is going on an epic expedition to recover lost artifacts but no matter the outfit the key is that I look like I'm secretly a merlin-style cartoonishly evil wizard. So i guess maybe like goth grunge academia something something pinterest buzzword Oh and I have major rbf, and it makes ppl scared of me

I'm an introverted person and I tend to be very logical but. I think different from a lot of ppl apparently. I've been described, to paraphrase, as "sort of ominous and mysterious but actually funny", "uncanny and unsettling in a good way", and "awkward and weird but its endearing" which just sound like insults. I like to live in my head and make silly stories and things to play with. Like every tumblr user I've got fucked up mental health and bad parents so I am kind of like one of those freaky ass chihuahuas that is always scared and shakes and bites people and has digestive issues. I tend to be hard to read or sort of deadpan so I like fucking w people since they can't tell if I'm joking bc i love mischeif and japes. I want to be a silly not-quite-supervillain like Dr doofinshmirtz or like a trickster archetype sort yk

I was a pretty intense synchronized swimmer for like 9 years I competed at like opens and nationals and all that when I was in school but my university doesn't have :( I'm on the rowing team now but I would rather do synchro esp since being my main thing was being flexible and it has no advantages in rowing lmaooo I've been a huge vocaloid fan since elementary school so I've been around in that community for a while (I am so well-adjusted). I like to make vocal synth covers and draw, especially when I'm able to work with producers to provide art for their vids it's so cool hehehehhe I mostly listen to vocaloid music but I like a lot of metal stuff as well that's how I found out abt gonst. I also like 2 play video gamez, I'm so fucking bad at them but I think it's rly funny so I just spend hours giggling and watching myself get mauled over and over.

I love horror a lot but I'm less a slasher girlie and more of a supernatural psychological tormet girlie esp if its got mythology or religions shit involved. Im majoring in history bc all good history ppl like silly metal and I wrote this instead of my abstract that's due in like an hour bc I have no idea what to do for the topic 🥲🥲

- the fuckin wizard

This post is part of the 1000 followers match up event. Entries for the event are now closed.

Your match is... Zephyr

They like listening to you talk about your major and interests. He's a very good listener.

While they might not be the best swimmer, they enjoy the activity and if you want to show off, they'll absolutely let you and be super proud.

He doesn't mind how unique your style is. He probably wouldn't really try to match clothes with you, but they'd try their best to buy you stuff you'd enjoy.

Since he doesn't really walk much, they picked up drawing and started doing it with you. They're surprisingly good at it for someone who just randomly said "I'm bored, maybe I should start drawing".

Also, horror movie date nights! They're also much more of a psychological horror person, but his favorite is of course the paranormal (he finds it hilarious) so you two take turns picking the movies.

Video game dates included, too. He's got a PS3 and the first three Uncharted games, as well as some others. Their favorite is Uncharted 3.

He'll insist you wear your glasses. He knows the consequences of ignoring his health. It's not fun.

~

Written by Nosferatu with the help of the wonderful and of @ask-zephyr-ghoul (ilysm pookie).

im so so so happy to see that a BoB writer as amazing as you is still active, you have no idea. I would like to ask for a romantic BoB ship if it’s not too much trouble for you? if it is than that’s perfectly fine

if you take a very quick look at my page you’ll see that i’m a little biased 💀, but it is what it is

physically: i’m 5’2, very pale, I have long straight layered brown hair, green eyes & full and (for some reason) always very red lips. I would say i’m skinny, have a small waist, B cups (😭) and a big ass. I dress girly and like to feel pretty

Iam born & raised in Brazil and currently am in medical school (med school process is a bit different around here)

I’m an INTJ, a HUGE introvert (but only w ppl idk), very sarcastic, honest, insecure, and i’m usually the funny friend. I’m welcoming, shy, VERY stubborn, quiet, sweet, really curious and observant. I believe I can read people really well, I laugh all the time, im strong willed and extremely loyal.

i’m not a big flirt and i’m not very easily attracted to most guys but when I see the effects I have on a guy I MELT

I’m always willing to put my safety and comfort at risk to help other ppl, even the ones i’m not really close to actually (it’s became a bit of a problem tbh, I must admit💀). I’m always doing everything I can to see my loved ones happy.

my hobbies are painting, reading, listening to music, going out w close friends and artistic gymnastics. my fav season is the winter and I absolutely LOVE the rain.

ok i’m not the best talking about myself, and doing that in my second language is even worse lol, so I sincerely apologize for anything that may have seem rude or that is grammatically incorrect, I swear I really did try my best.

thank you sm sm for having your requests open 💞💞

hey! So sorry for the long delay in doing these ships!!! My inbox is still open so if anybody does want a ship or a request, let me know <3

also your English is literally amazing, don’t doubt yourself!!

I ship you with … you guessed it, Gene Roe 😏

I literally couldn’t NOT ship you with Gene. I think you’d genuinely be perfect together omg.

First of all your features sound pretty similar, like you’d be such a gorgeous couple and when Gene see’s you he’s literally in awe.

you’re soooo beautiful, omg Gene is almost wide eyed. He loves a short girl, idk why just the fact you’re so petite is very attractive to Eugene.

I think Gene would love your lips fr, like when you’re talking at first he’s very respectful and maintains eye contact, but the more comfortable and close you get together he finds his eyes falling down to your lips and it’s sooo seductive without him even meaning to.

I think two introverts together works perfectly, but as always it’s somehow even more nerve wracking at first? Like it’s a little awkward the first time you’re left alone at the bar- but you can read him so well and he’d be blushing and he’d have the sweetest little smile on his face.

the attraction between the two of you is immediate, there’s such a strong spark- and it’s sooo attractive to you that you can physically tell Gene likes you.

like he has this shy little smile that progressively turns into a smirk when you pay him one on one attention.

Fascinated at the fact you’re Brazilian, so are all the other men, but he asks such respectful and genuinely curious questions about your upbringing and culture.

I think Gene would be a big foodie, especially after the war he can’t get enough of anything omg- so he’d be keen to try Brazilian food I feel like??

idk just wants to know more about you in general. I think when he finds out you’re studying in med school his ears kinda perk up and this is when he becomes less introverted with you.

he’d ask you so many questions and I think whenever he’s anxious about something he feels comfortable enough to turn to you about his worries of becoming a medic in the army.

Because you’re so sweet and observant you catch his worries from a mile off and I think depending on the type of question Gene was worried about- you could laugh about it with him, or genuinely sit and give him good advice.

So he pretty much just falls in love more and more every time he see’s you. I think at this point, once you’ve become more open with each other he’d find more reasons to spend time with you.

lets out the cutest laugh and blushes when you make a joke.

When you two kiss for the first time I can imagine Gene being shocked that you’re so flustered.

Obviously you’ve literally made him blush and stammer for so long and now he’s doing the same to you? Omg he’s in shock.

whenever he makes you blush he’s stroking his thumb over your cheek- ugh he’s so soft.

Maybe you do something a little too risky for him, like you either could’ve got badly hurt or in alottttt of trouble to protect Gene.

Gene gets a little annoyed, not angry, but he’s a little sharp like “why’d ya do that?!!???” He’s in shock. But you’re soooo sweet and he’s too grateful for you, but hates the idea of you getting hurt or in trouble for him. He’d never forgive himself.

very mutual energy, you both take care of one another, you’d take a bullet for one another. There’s an element of protectiveness for another, I’d say you’re both fairly introverted so when you go out and something happens uhhhhhhhh you’d both definitely just enjoy relaxing in the comfortability of your bed together.

Gene isn’t used to cold winters, especially living in Louisiana, so you’d probably drag him out into the snow and I feel like at first he’s like wtf is this shit.

you build a snowman together, and throw snowballs at him- he’d be so gentle but when he gets playful he’d get a little too excited and accidentally plops you into the snow.

throws himself down with you and kisses you- soooo romantic oh my god.

fascinated by you doing artistic gymnastics. He wants to watch you practice but I think he’d be a little worried of coming across weird? Nah he’s too cute, he’d support you so much.

Gives you the biggest hugs ever, comes up behind you and wraps his arms over you- ugh I’m a sucker for this man and so are you- lots of forehead and cheek kisses- lingering gazes as well oh my godddddd.

your love would be so beautiful and pure, you’d be such a beautiful couple and I think your relationship would just be super super happy- I can’t omfg.

honestly i tend to latch onto any characters thatre kinda fucked up and obsessive with their attraction bc yandere stuff is like. a really big vibe for me jfjdjfj and its why i sometimes project a bit of yandere-ism on other chars too jfksjf i be out here kinning himiko toga and shes not a low kin by any means- ACTUALLY i just remembered a song, its one im absolutely obsessed with, cant tell if itd be ur style or not but its Mx Sinster by I Dont Know How But They Found Me and its. very good creepy lover yandere song 👀 (their other song Choke isnt the same vibe but its an upbeat violent song which is really really fun too :3 )

also yeah i dont relate to hiei at all but im absolutely obsessed with him because he hits like. all of my points of Favorite Character. which means basically he checks off all of the points of shadow the hedgehog, who im equally obsessed with HFKSHFK the only difference is that hiei is much more of an asshole and has no problem with murder lmao. but hes SO. hot. cute. handsome. im literally thinking about him constantly daily and its absolutely a key part of my major kurama kin feels hfksjf i just want to hold him so baddd. sits him in my lap and kisses and bites him. edgy lil tsundere who owns my heart

also its no worries !!! i dont mind vents on my dash, hell on the occasion ill vent on my main too lol. its ur blog so do whatever the hell u want with it !! sometimes we just gotta yell shit out of our brain!

ALSO YEA IM VERY INTROVERTED TOO and conversing in asks like this at first is for some reason easier. less daunting. brains r so weird fbsjf BUT sometime. hopefully soon. i will try to dm u. or u can try to dm me first if u want fjdkfj hell if ud wanna talk on discord instead (if u have one) u could lmk bc i tend to be more active on there since im always chattin with my gf there lol. but yeah uve always just gave me a vibe of someone thatd be fun to chill with !!! (so hopefully we both can breach our introversion to actually chat LOL)

Omg I LOVE himiko 🥺 I kin her relationship with her family but I’m not exact enough to say I fully kin her 😂 I don’t really relate to too many ppl in mha (except maaybe todoroki, or ururaka on a good day) I kin so many people in yyh cuz I grew up watching it and reading the manga since I was 9 ! and then proceeded to read very inappropriate fanfiction for the rest of my life apparently 😂 so they’ve all had very strong influences on my personality ! yandere is a favorite vibe of mine, I haven’t heard those songs but I’ll definitely check them out ! i like the aggressive stuff so it sounds like it’d be right up my alley !

and omg that makes so much sense ! hiei is definitely … attractive >\\\\\< it’s the height that makes me conflicted tho ! I’m only 5 feet tall but I still struggle with the idea of it 😂 his personality is perfect tho 👌 definitely simp material, he’s still one of my all time favorite characters and for good reason ! I feel like if I think too hard about him I’ll fall down the rabbit hole of crushing on him and I won’t be able to stop, and kurama wouldn’t like that very much at all ૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა

yea idk how but it feels easier like this for first time interactions ! It’s like I’m in a big open field and it makes me feel safer than if I were a bunny in the cardboard chat box or something IDK 😂 we’re just gonna play dm chicken until someone cracks 😂 I don’t have a discord but I’m almost always on here ! don’t be afraid to dm me ! sometimes my social battery runs out BUT I enjoy the interaction !! ૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა

Bubble rp (one with carrd and announcement on twt), please do much better with the interactions… people be seeing your story but don’t bother to reply at all and super selective // are you talking about the closed rp that you have to state who invited you in the app? Either way why are you not just.. taking this directly to the admins? Cos I can tell you now, if it is that rp then they don’t look at blogs like this lmao. I know someone who’s friends with the admins and the whole point of the inviting thing is to reduce the amount of toxicity and stuff because new joiners are vouched for by existing ones (but they still uphold their rules from what I’ve seen). But also, people really aren’t that selective? Sure they could be more interactive and make more effort in dms. But feed in general is pretty quiet, it has a lot to do with timing. But people are also more likely to comment on people they’re close to because activity isn’t pushed as much as mkay rps. It’s meant to just be a chill place without all the pressure to be active. If you want a more active place, then I’d suggest joining somewhere else instead. But interactions are also a two way street. Everyone I’ve reached out to since joined has replied. I was anxious about joining in group chats due to thinking like you and that it was selective but when I eventually did start talking in the chats, my muse was welcomed into the conversation and people were engaging even if they had interacted before. It is unfortunate that sometimes you gotta put in a little extra effort with some people to keep a conversation going but eventually you get the effort back from most. But thats gonna happen no matter where you go. My general rule of thumb is that the less active they are in general, you’re gonna be more likely to have to put in more effort. But There’s quite a lot of people there overall, the most active of which (in my experience) will happily reciprocate interactions and chat to you muse! But think about your muse too! Obviously in terms of other people, they shouldn’t pick and choose based on who a muse is. But ooc, you might find it easier to start interactions on a different mise? I was struggling with a muse I had their previously because they’re very introverted, so putting myself in their shoes I struggled to try and think how they’d initiate interactions especially with some of the louder muses there. I switched to a more outgoing muse and it helped me ooc to feel more confident in reaching out because my muse is openly very friendly (because im not my muse so my ability to talk isn’t the same as my muses; I’m acting as my muse, not portraying myself through my muse).

Please take all of this with a /gen tone! I’m genuinely just trying to help and make suggestions because the admins won’t see this unless you take it to them directly!

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HELLO EVERYBODY

Welcome to this stupid account :D

Now here are some important things you need to remeber about me:

I am a minor

Im a really shy introvert

Bad at spelling so don't be suprised when i get words wrong

Im active most of the time but dont expect me to be active 24/7

Im a furry :3

Also DNI (do not interact) if you support/are any of the following: pedophile, zoophile, incest, any sort of NSFW, fetish, or kink blog, and at the time, anyone involved with sweet baby inc, WILL BE BLOCKED, NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS ABOUT IT.

Ok we finnaly got the boring shit out of the way have this gif as a sorry for making you read all that

ALSO FYI

If your pfp is the default one or a picture of a rl person, i will block you, for the sole reason of mistaking your for bots, there are alot of bots on this site, and i want to tell thoese bots to get their yeeyee ass attitude out of this site and my page

Also some fan made achievements i made one time, check it out i guess

Long important vent thing below

Ok... i should have written this down earlier, but better late then never...

I try my best to post things the highest quality i can, If i post something and you notice a mistake or a lack of quality, don't call me out on it, only I can do that without feeling like a laughing stock

As you probably know or not i might have social anxiety, however while interacting with strangers i will get extremely nervous, now if i say somthing that has offened you, hurt you, ect. I do not mean it litterly, im only joking, i do not mean it seriously unless im extremely angry, now if i were to act inappropriately or go too far with a joke, you NEEEED to let me know and call me out, but do it PRIVETLY, if i get called out/embarrassed/look dumb in public i will start doubting and looking down on myself thus hurting my self esteem I will still feel bad about myself if i get called out respectfully, but it will hurt way less, i have high self esteem but one small comment can drop it down very low, i will usually get over it thought, but it does impact me mentally, I also say things like "im dumb" or "i suck at ____" as a joke, don't take thoese seriously as well now here is some other things you should know:

Don't pressure me into saying things, this is one you should do to not just me but everyone else you meet

If i get called out by someone for something Do. Not. Interact. Leave me alone for a while even if it's a minor thing as im not comfortable talking to people after spme sort of drama

I have major social anxiety and im slowly trying to get better at socializing please take this into account

Celebrity Synastry Analysis

Married at First Sight - Season 13

Ryan and Brett

Couples' Synopsis 🗯: Brett (yes her name is Brett) is a more liberal pop-chic, glamour, outgoing type of woman. Ryan is conservative, country music, outdoorsy, camo hunter, introverted guy. So far up to episode 11, they arent really into each other but they get along okay. You can tell that there isnt much of a spark, yet they still participate in activites. First day of the wedding, they were like oil and water as Brett felt uncomfortable with Ryan's lifestyle and views as she grew up in a more socially relaxed upbringing. Ryan is more quiet and soft spoken so although he peeps things he doesn't say much. Brett leads most of their activities together and although she is aware of their differences she's modest and optimistic about it. They dont argue theyve just sorta accepted how different they are and casually press on. They look more like coworkers that dont talk much. Ryan has gone on to say that he doesnt feel a connection with Brett and so he doesnt put in much effort toward the relationship. I created a poll amongst fans asking if they think Ryan's lack of connection is valid OR should he try more to make it work as Brett does? The results were 55% with 75 participants leaning towards them just not being a good fit. I agree in that regard.

Below is an example I give for basic synastry clients. One thing astrology doesnt account for is having a connection, as 2 people can be completely incompatible yet still crave each other in a love/lust way. Ive also seen couples that had highly compatible charts but they werent interested in each other. However, despite lacking a natural bond, theyre more likely to come to appreciate one another over time due to how naturally smooth things are. Synastry is more for analyzing the differences in 2 persons' behaviors and personality, as well as how they interact with each other. Youre able to see where you disconnect and where you have similarities. I do them for couples, family members, and best friends.

🌞 Sun - Leo * Scorpio

Represents what each person takes pride in and is the core of their personality. They are incompatible here because they view life and take pride in very different things. Their Suns also create a square aspect which intensifies how polar they are. Leo Suns are more extroverted and take pride in the joys of life, creativity, romance, independence, and things that encourage spontaneity and challenge. Scorpio on the other hand is a deeply emotional intimate sign, as an empath are often more introverted in relationships and prefer a slow and steady intensity. Scorpio is also more a codepenent sign as they feel at their best an most powerful when theyre in charge and can command change in their surroundings. This doesnt work very well with an independent Leo Sun as both of them are fixed (stubborn) signs, one emotional/sensual and the other more playful/fiery. You could see this on their wedding day as Brett felt out of place while Ryan couldnt figure out why Brett couldnt just let go and enjoy the moment.

🌛 Moon - Virgo * Cancer

Represents how each handles emotions, feelings, the way they feel nurtured and nurture others. They have compatible moon signs as their zodiacs are both introverted, sensual, slow and steady, as well as sensitive. Virgo moons are the organizing perfectionists so they tend to pick apart everything they sense and how theyre feeling. As an earth sign theyre very grounded but at the same time are constantly trying to perfect their relationships with others. If youre paying attention to the little details, they will love you for it. Cancer moons are the motherly type and at times codependent because if they care for someone they will try to protect and "mother" them. As an empath they are very sensitive to the feelings of others and do things to try to keep the peace. Because both are introverted, slow paced, and sensitive emotionally this pairing works well. You can see as Brett and Ryan are talking that they feel comfortable with each other especially when sharing their feelings.

🗣 Mercury - Cancer * Libra

Represents the way you communicate, process information, and the key to what goes on in a person's head. They are incompatible here because they process information and communicate very differently. There is also a square aspect which indicates being more prone to misunderstandings as well as having alternate viewpoints on many topics. Those who watch the show can see that they have very different social lives and beliefs. Cancer is more sensitive, family based, an emotional speaker, and empath. Cancers are in a way more dreamy and poetic conversators. They are sensitive to the things others say and fear hurting other's feelings as well as hearing harsh words. Libra is more intellectual, analytical, extroverted, and social. Librans are peacekeepers and enjoy light hearted fun conversation, they arent afraid of blunt direct speaking but dont take well to conflict. However in ways both individuals are people pleasers as these zodiacs feed off the other person, in order to respond in a way they think is acceptable. Ryan prefers a communication style thats more emotional poetic and intimate, while Brett wants someone to joke with and is engaging to have a good time. They dont really talk much and as you can see, Brett engages him more than the other way around. Ryan doesnt feel emotionally connected so often opts out of conversation unless its deep.

💝 Venus - Libra * Sagittarius

Represents your creativity, romance style, inspiration, and foreplay. They are compatible in this area as both zodiacs enjoy this more light and fun essence when doing different activities together. Libra Venus tends to love social activities and things that bring a bit of challenge in to the mix, having a peaceful loving relationship is important to them. Sagittarius is the spontaneous optimistic adventurer, enjoying someone they can grow with and exchange ideas. And because both are able to let go and have fun, theyre able to spend time with each other despite differences. You can see this in the show as both Brett and Ryan still participate in activities together while other couples struggle more.

😡 Mars - Capricorn * Libra

Represents the way you respond to conflict, what motivates you, and the style of sex you prefer. They are incompatible in this planet as they resolve conflict in very different ways. Capricorn the fatherly hardworking zodiac can be more withdrawn and stern, seeking to take some time to calm down before trying to resolve things. They approach conflict by way of hardwork, discipline, structure, conservatism and law. Capricorn Mars play by their rules on whats right and wrong and can have a traditional stance on things. They can get emotional and defensive of what they deem to be law. Libras dont mind approaching conflict head on, because when resolving they tend to remove emotions and analyze the situation. Theyre considered the best judges of the zodiac due to their ability to find balance and bring harmony. However, Libra Mars can be people pleasers and kinda passive about things. If they feel the other is uncompromising they will withdraw. Although Ive never seen them argue, I can predict that Ryan is more on the sensitive side and very matter of fact, while Brett may attempt to get her point across then cave-in once Ryan is noticeably uncomfortable. Although they may be able to trigger each other in the mood by way of Venus, Capricorn mars prefers more slow and steady lovemaking, while Librans like things more fast paced and fun in the bedroom. Im willing to bet that Ryan enjoyed Tantric yoga more than Brett did.

When it comes to aspects traditionally I would break down them all, but when first looking at someone's chart in a basic synastry standpoint, I analyze longevity factors first. Such as aspects to Saturn, Pluto, North Node, and at times Juno. But to keep this shorter, I'll stick to the 3 major aspects. Conjunctions, Trines, Squares

😇 Saturn Trine North Node - support each others growth through maturity and discipline

👥Saturn Conjunct Uranus -traditionalist vs nonconformist, the unexpected and practical nature of each other is beneficial, but feelings of restriction or unpredictability can crumble the relationship

💣Saturn Square Moon - saturn sees moon as overly sensitive while moon feels restricted. It grows worse over time as each feel misunderstood, its up to Saturn to reconcile this issue by being more attentive.

😇Pluto Trine Sun - encourges confidence, positivity, and has a transforming effect on each partner, mostly Sun

😇Pluto Trine Jupiter - optimism remains through difficulty which allow both to persevere through challlenges

😇Pluto Trine North Node - pluto has the ability to transform and empower North Node on their path to success

💣Pluto Square Lilith - good intentions can get lost in the mix as pluto person attempts to transform liliths obvious struggles

😇North Node Trine Mercury - Mercury stimulates North Node's intellect regarding their purpose and karma in unexpected ways.

👥North Node Conjunct Jupiter - optimism and a sense of purpose motivates each other. This can help them succeed in things they do together.

💣North Node Square Neptune - the future of the relationship can be very cloudy, they may seek to look at each other for inward healing and North Node will lose patience for it all

💣North Node Square Venus - indicates differences in where each person wants the relationship to go, Venus prefers lighthearted fun and romance while North Node takes their path more serious.

📒 Final Thoughts: Based on their compatibility and aspects, there isnt much spark or longevity between them. And they may never quite align for that reason. They could attempt to work through these problems but for a lack of connection on Ryan's end, hes less likely to try to make it work. Brett is at least open to it but having different lifestyles and alternative desires for a relationship will make it hard to move forward. This is why having a mutual connection is so important in a relationship because both partners at least have that glue to try and make differences work. The only thing theyve got going for each other is the ability to understand each other's emotions and have a good time. But when examining aspects, Ryan still views Brett as overly sensitive and not disciplined in her reactions. Even if they did press on with their relationship, they may still find it dull, just based on the lack of fun aspects in their synastry chart.

🧜🏽‍♀️ For inquiries regarding synastry charts please visit my profile introductory post, email misslolasynastry@gmail, or shoot me a message. If you'd like me to analyze a celebrity couple im open to doing so as long as you have both birthdays on hand. I can also analyze family members as well.

CHARACTER MATCHUP TIME AYA

im 21 yrs old with dark hair (some blond streaks all over). im bisexual! 5’10 (tall i kno). i aspire streaming video games to my friends,,but i also stream myself doing new things, basically experimenting with new hobbies! i also have a thing for cats :D occasionally i also like to write whole documents about my week, write down events that happened n stuff. im not too sure if id describe myself as romantic but i prob am :D when it comes to liking ppl, i LOVE people who wear glasses because once they take them off, its the beauty that shines under the mask that catches my glimmer ehe.

sum extra stuff, i am poetic sorta (hence that last line) and im at times………….h word a lot….. YEAH! HAPPY MATCHING AJAJAJJA

yumpty talks: JIGOROJD- LMAO I hope you like this love!!

I match you with...

ROMANTICALLY:

FEMALE:

SUCROSE

I think that Sucrose would be a good match for you, because you seem so extroverted! I think you would definitely help Sucrose come out from her shell, and help her with her shyness! You would definitely introduce her to your friends, and that would definitely help make her less nervous and social situations, and help her become more social! Sometimes you give her your documents to read, and she adores reading them! She isn't very used to physical touch, so your romance would definitely help her warm up to it :D!! The glasses thing also makes the pairing even better lol. But basically, you know the phrase, "opposites attract"? That's your relationship in two words! It's your differences that brought you two together, and overall it's a cute and loving relationship!!

MALE:

RAZOR (shocked?)

okay okay, let me explain. Your social personality and his more introverted personality is the perfect recipe! You often bring him to Mondstadt and try to get him to be more comfortable with human life! Because of your documents, he is a lot more interested in learning to read and write now, and you are helping him learn! You actually got a small notebook for him so he can write down his thoughts and feelings! He cherishes it and makes sure to practice his reading and writing everyday! He loves that you love to try new things, because he does too! You two try new foods, and new activities together all the time! He thinks your love for cats is cute, and has taken an interest in them too! You ae very affectionate with each other, and he loves writing poems with you! He tried to write one for you one time, but it was a little weird not gonna lie-. However overall your relationship is cute and nice, and very helpful too!

PLATONICALLY :

VENTI

Definitely Venti. You two are a recipe for disaster though. You both love going to annoy Diluc at the tavern, and love writing cheesy as fuck friendship poems for each other. Sometimes you two just sit there and stare at each other, and it's really weird. You both love cats, and always go to assault the cats around Mondstadt. Eventually he told you he was Barbatos, and was delighted to know you didn't treat him any differently! Your social personalities are really compatible as friends, and you guys have a stupidly good friendship :D!!

KIN:

Diona

hi, i'm so glad to have found your blog! i have nobody else to go to on this matter. for some time i've been aware of my friends ignoring me. i only have this one group of good friends and we all chat pretty much daily online. roughly over the past year though i've noticed more of what i say being ignored by not just one person, but all of them - or whoever is online at the time. another thing i've found is that a friend will suddenly come online after i've sent a message though won't open/read it, and i can't help but feel that it's because they've seen it's me who's said something. i admit i'm one of those people who tends to ramble a lot and i've always been one of the most active members on our group chats. on the outside i'm very introverted and don't have any close friends around me so that's why it tends to all flood-out online to this group (all of whom i met irl but we no longer see each other due to now being at different universities/workplaces). maybe it is because i talk too much. i see that my other friends, who talk less, don't get ignored as often as i do. i feel guilty because i've probably begun to annoy them all. but they're all i have, and coming to realise this whole situation has just made me feel so much lonelier. i have a couple friends from university but i've never been able to connect with them the same as this group. they're the only people im comfortable fully expressing myself to. but now it feels useless saying anything to them. i dont know what to do.

hey i hope you're doing okay! <33

Okay i understand you're probably doubting so many things right now. I feel that friendships do grow apart and this might be the case except its not everyone ignoring each other. its only happening to you. i think maybe just dont text on there for a while and just see if anyone asks about you and what happens. then after periods of time say something and see what the reaction is. whatever their reaction is how they feel. because sometimes people just air you on the group chat because of whatever reason, sometimes its not because of something rude. but if you have been noticing this for the past year... i think that should tell you something. this should be a really short term problem if it didnt mean anything. but it seems to be going on for some time.

i understand you feel really comfortable with them because you have been part of this group for some time, but i think if you are in different places and they arent giving you the time of day, dont depend on them for anything. i know you are not the same with your other group and you may not connect the same. but i do believe that if they arent treating you well, you should not have to deal with that. I think you should distance yourself and maybe cut them off if you feel like it. but these people dont seem like they care honestly. therefore you should not care about them, and i know that will take time because you can't just switch off your feelings and you will mourn the loss of multiple friendships. but its been going on for too long...

try and make more of an effort with your current group or do things that allow for you to meet new people. you may find like minded good people that you will click with. because there are so many people out there who will cherish your friendship. but i think you should put your effort elsewhere. this group is giving you nothing and you shouldn't have to deal with it. distance yourself if its been going on for this long.

I wish you luck in whatever you do. I hope everything goes well. If you feel like you want more advice on this or anything else, feel free to send me another ask or to message me directly.

take care! have a great day 🖤🖤🖤

hello! sorry if this is bothersome, but i was wondering if you could help me distinguish between infp and isfp?

i’ve thought i was an infp for years now, using cognitive functions even. im definitely no expert, just kinda vaguely know what each one is, but i went through it using several sources i and was like “oh yeah oh yeah this is it” but i dont think it’s It anymore ??

i got diagnosed with adhd in december and ive been taking medication, so it’s been a lot easier to be able to distinguish what’s actually my personality and what kind of just comes from adhd. i think that i might actually be isfp. i think i related a lot to high Ne because with adhd youre always bouncing around restless wanting to do all the things, and youre brain’s always on rapid fire mode. but since ive been on meds ive been less like that and more grounded (i still do drift off a lot ofc cause that’s just how it is). and ive been able to realize that i dont actually get caught up in my thoughts a lot,,,,like i dont uhhhh care very much,,,i am not concerned with the future very much? i think im very in the present, and i kind of just do whatever is in front of me. whatever im in the mood for. sensory stuff. i love piano, ukulele, video games, drawing, etc. doing stuff with my hands. im also a dancer; it’s very fulfilling to be able to engage in something so physically stimulating and be creating art at the same time.

anyways this is so long but im very very leaning towards isfp. it’s crazy cause i used to think i was so head in the clouds but actually??? i love to be grounded?? i love to feel and see and observe things instead of be imagining and thinking about abstract stuff?? im very in the present and i Do Not think about future stuff at all? i really dont think about the big picture at all?????

i know you dont know me so you cant really tell me what my type is, but any input or other differences between infp and isfp would be so helpful!! i also just dont really trust myself and im seeking validation or correction lmao. thanks so much for reading this i appreciate you a lot

Hey!! You're not bothersome at all, I love getting asks and talking to people about their types so thank you so much for sending this!

Obviously I don't know you personally so I'm not going to claim I'm 100% sure of what you are, but right of the bat I can tell you that based on your explanation you definitely sound more like an ISFP rather than an INFP.

(I'm gonna put the rest of my thoughts and stuff under a read more cuz my response is long too lol)

First of all the fact that you mentioned being diagnosed with ADHD is actually really helpful because over the years learning about psychology (I'm majoring in it in college) and the MBTI Personality Theory I've definitely noticed that neurodivergency/mental disorders/mental illnesses play a huge role in how people interpret their type. It's really hard sometimes to tell the difference between whether a trait is your actual personality or something else going on in your brain. This is one reason why a lot of extroverts mistype themselves as introverts because they have social anxiety disorder, a lot of sensors mistype themselves as intuitives because they have ADHD(like your situation), a lot of thinkers mistype themselves as feelers because they have depression, etc.

Alright so now let's get into the major differences between ISFP and INFP.

Assuming you're pretty sure that you're at least IxFP, I won't get into the specifics of every single letter and function here, I'll just discuss the differences between having Se or Ne as your second function in the stack. (Fi-Se-Ni-Te vs Fi-Ne-Si-Te)

Compared to INFPs, ISFPs are much more grounded. Of course they still can drift off and daydream, but they tend to focus on the present more than the future and focus the majority of their stimulation on their physical environment rather than focusing the majority on their inner world.

This seems to match up with what you said: "i am not concerned with the future very much? i think im very in the present, and i kind of just do whatever is in front of me. whatever im in the mood for. sensory stuff. i love piano, ukulele, video games, drawing, etc. doing stuff with my hands. im also a dancer; it’s very fulfilling to be able to engage in something so physically stimulating and be creating art at the same time."

ISFPs also tend to be more practical overall. They can definitely see value in abstract ideas, but they don't spend hours thinking about the big picture and wild concepts like intuitives do. ISFPs may not care as much about the meaning behind something, they care more about how it makes them feel or affects the world around them. They're much more based in reality compared to INFPs, and because of this they also tend to be a little more easygoing and willing to try new things. They like to explore and observe and need outside stimulation a bit more than their intuitive counterparts, and because ISFPs are introverts, this stimulation tends to come from creative and sensory activities such as music, arts, games, etc. (In comparison to ESFPs, who might also need social stimulation in addition to these activities)

This makes sense with what you said: "i love to feel and see and observe things instead of be imagining and thinking about abstract stuff?? im very in the present and i Do Not think about future stuff at all? i really dont think about the big picture at all?????"

Some other differences between the two:

Both ISFPs and INFPs have strong moral compasses from their dominant Fi, but ISFPs may be the less strict of the two, or they may be able to change their opinions on something a little bit faster. This is because INFPs have a major tendency to overthink everything, so when new information comes in they basically have to reevaluate a lot of things. ISFPs on the other hand don't necessarily have to think through every little action that they do, if something feels wrong or they learn that something they do is wrong it's a much quicker turnaround since they don't get caught up in their head as much.

ISFPs aren't as idealistic as INFPs. Sure they have wants and dreams for themselves and the world, but they have much more realistic expectations overall.

ISFPs display their passions and feelings through actions primarily. They focus on displaying and expressing things (show not tell perse). INFPs display their passions and feelings through words and meaning primarily. They like thoroughly discussing or thinking through the why, figuring out patterns and connections.

So with all that in mind and your own thoughts about yourself and your type, I'd say you're an ISFP. Feel free to ask more questions if you have any or if I missed something! Thank you so so much for the ask and I hope you have a wonderful day!

RULES

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1. Literacy and Writing Style

2. Preferences

3. Expectations

4. Availability and Timezone

5. Boundaries

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Literacy and Writing Style

I write semi-literate to advanced literate depending on the day and how much you give me to work with.

Third person, no asterisks (*), and use quotation marks (") when character talks.

When talking ooc, use //,\\,(), etc... to differentiate it from our rp.

No shortforms like bc, ofc, rn, wyd, etc... please write the full words. I wont be on your a$$ about grammar though. As long as i can read it idc.

Preferences

I'm most comfortable with bxg and sometimes gxg.

If bxg, i prefer the female role.

In terms of genre preferences, i have no genre preferences. But i am a sucker for fantasy and historics...

When deciding a plot, i'd rather have a vague/general idea and then brainstorm the details together.

I really enjoy a good slow burn romance.

Im too chatty for my own good, istg i never shut up. God must have forgotten to add the "stfu and sit down" button to me. So i like talking ooc, a LOT! :) introverts, you have been warned.

Expectations

I put a lot of effort into my oc's. Arguably too much, as i fixate over unimportant details for hours. I blame my ADHD hyper fixation. Anywho, i expect you to put the same amount of love and effort into your characters as i do.

I'm fine with originally drawn, cartoon/anime, or real faceclaims. But if it is not an original character, i'd like to know the faceclaims name. If its an originally drawn character, it has to be decent. That may sound picky, but i cant take it seriously if its poorly done art... not to sound pretentious.

For cartoon faceclaims, it has to be semi-realistic/realistic.

Our oc's gotta have the same kind of faceclaim. Example: if my oc's faceclaim is anime and yours is real, thats just weird for me. Our ocs would both have to be either anime or real.

Response lengths expected to be 100 words to 300 words. 100 is like, you can't think of anything. 300 is standard. You can go over this wordcount, by all means! Get them creative juices flowing!!!

If youre gonna be gone for an extended period of time plz dont allow me to think youve become amish or faked your death to start fresh in France or something. Gimmie a heads up.

Plz be comfortable to discuss your boundaries and things you'd like to try out in our roleplays!

If you aint feeling it no more, tell me. I promise i wont show up at your doorstep with a bouquet of roses, snot crying "PLEASE!! TAKE ME BACK!!! I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOUUUU!!!". At the very most i'll be disappointed that it's over but whats life without a little let down? Kidding again, i'll probs be like "aight! Fun rping with you! :)" and be off.

Availability and Timezone

My timezone is EST (Eastern Standard Time)

Im currently a full time uni student, so yaknow, busy bee.

Im aware we both have lives that dont revolve around our little co-operative imaginary world of imaginary people doing imaginary things.

Lemmie know if you have a schedule to work around.

My free time during weekdays can be inconsistent, but expect me to be significantly less active.

Weekends are iffy, but that's when you'll hear the most from me.

Overall, im moderately active.

Boundaries

A wise man once said, "Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?" ~ Alistair Theirin.

In other words, seggs. smut makes me kinda...uncomfy. If it does come up in our roleplay, i dont care as long as we can just skip passed it and insinuate it happened.

I wont do anything where our characters abuse or torture eachother.

For the sake of realism, conflict, and plot development, im open to controversial and dark topics being present in our roleplay. We can discuss this further privately.

Plz respect that im not comfortable revealing my identity or any personal info about myself.

Idk man I’m just here to write and have fun, dont be a buttface.

Ooo matchups? I've never done these before but im intrigued lol could i get uhh platonic DB matchup? I'm 5'2, long-ish blue-black hair and bangs, blind af and wear glasses, also pale af 😂 uhh I'm super introverted and shy but not as much once I get comfortable. Even when I'm comfortable I still prefer to listen rather than talk. I'm really awkward so I never know what to say but I be listening. I also overthink a lot and as a result I get hurt by the most pointless things 😂 let's see uhh I tend to doubt myself a lot, so I really value someone who encourages me to take on that challenge or try that new thing, or that reassures me I did fine when I'm being really hard on myself. I also value someone who can pick up on my "pls help" cues and care enough to check in since I tend to bottle things up out of fear of being a burden. My coping mechanisms hobbies include rewatching the same shows 18373827 times, drawing, and playing the violin. I also love learning things from others, so I like people that don't mind explaining things to me. Uhh I'm not sure what else to add I hope that's enough 😂 thank u friend 💚

Super, my dearest friend. I know what you wanted from this matchup... let me go ahead and disappoint you. Today, I am going to be the mom friend and I am going to give you not what you want, but what I know you deserve.

End thesis.

I’d pair you with...

Gohan!!! Because he’s a freaking sweetheart. Let me explain.

Why

- Gohan loves your personality- and you’re introverted moments are just another piece to his favorite puzzle. Anytime you’re willing talk, he’s all ears. This man will genuinely listen to anything you have to say and he’ll remember it- so your breath will never go to waste.

- BUT he also loves how good of a listener you are. He likes to ponder and go on little tangents about whatever he’s stuck on at the moment. Whether it be philosophy, rules of psychology, politics, science, or just what you’ll be having for dinner that night- he tends to ramble. Gohan knows that he doesn’t have to hold himself back in front of you, because you really can get lost in conversation with him... even if it’s mostly one sided 😂

- Also, I know you didn’t add this because I’m sure it would be too braggadocios for you... but you’re really smart. Aaaaand.... he’s really smart. And big brained biddies need to keep each other company, you know? I think y’all would be really excellent at mentally activating and challenging each other. Nothing is lost upon either of you when it comes to greater thinking and so I think he would be a wonderful partner for you in this aspect.

- The thoughtfulness with this one? A+, absolutely fucking top tier. If you’re ever going through it, but you don’t have the energy to blatantly say, “hi, today I’m dying :)”- he will catch on. You don’t want to talk about it? Fine with him. He’s listened to you when you’ve talked about what makes you comfortable and what makes you happy; so he’s already well prepared to do whatever will brighten your day.

Gohan for you

- Gohan loves that you have goals and ambitions and that sometimes you keep your head down and buckle in to ensure you achieve whatever you’re chasing. He will be your #1 cheerleader. When exams and homework assignments pile up and you feel like you’ve been working from sun rise to sun set, he’ll check in on you ever-so-often. He’ll make breakfast, lunch, and dinner (healthy, but something you still enjoy) so you can focus and perform at your max. You should also expect other sweet gestures like a warm blanket pulled straight from the dryer, water or your favorite drink to sip on, and study breaks filled with naps, snacks, tv-shows, quick walks, and whatever makes you feel refreshed.

- Gohan can definitely be adventurous in the right settings. His training with Piccolo taught him to not be afraid of new things, and that sometimes it’s just better to jump into the water than to give yourself time to slowly adjust. He likes to take that same philosophy with you and he feels like he can really relate to you on that basic level. So anytime you’re interested in trying something new, but you’re too afraid- don’t worry! Gohan will be there for you every step. You might find that your new favorite pass time is trying new things just because of how special this sweetheart makes every experience.

- Any time you feel like you’ve failed yourself, others, or that you have the weight of the world on your shoulders- Gohan is there to take some of that pressure away. He will never let you feel like you’re less than- because he knows that you’re a caring, kind, and genuine person who deserves everything good that comes your way! Whenever you’re sad he likes to give you words of affirmation that make you feel special, needed, wanted, and safe.

- there is not a SINGLE hobby that you have that this man does not get ALL KINDS OF NERDY GIDDY FOR. Obsessing over a show together, sharing bits of writing with each other, and definitely DEFINITELY hearing you play the violin makes Gohan feel like he’s won the jackpot.

A song I feel matches this relationship:

Fly me to the moon - Frank Sinatra

This relationship is just classic, A-tier, reminds me of reading a good book and sitting in a quiet library. Exploration, soft notes, gentle touches, and absolute sweetness.

First date:

Gohan would definitely get take out from a nice restaurant and bring it back to his place so you could enjoy it together in a private & calm setting. After, he shows you he’s set up a pillow fort so you can relax and watch whatever movie/show you’re interested in!

This is no ordinary pillow fort though- this man took HOURS putting this shit together.

Stringlights, sweets and desserts, extra blankets, card games- you name it- he’s thought of it.

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@supersaiyantist I hope you loved this!!! Thanks for submitting, friend :) 💖

Update to the tag!

Anyone can do this if they want!

I’ve tagged this so here’s the stuff if you don’t want to read it all;

1. What color is your hair? Is it long or short? 2. Are you more of an introvert or an extrovert? 3. Whats your favorite color? 4. Whats your eye color? 5. Favorite food? 6. Who is your closest friend? 7. If you have one, love interest? If not, name another friend you have! 8. Any pets? 9. If you're in a reality with superpowers, what's your power(s)? 10. What is your theme song, or just a song that reminds you of yourself? 11. Did you keep your CR name, or use a different one? 12. "Strangest" place you've wanted to shift to? 13. Favorite subliminal you've used? 14. Do you use guided meditations? 15. When was the last time you decided to shift? 16. Do you know anyone personally who knows about and/or supports shifting? 17. Why are you shifting? If you feel comfortable sharing, that is. 18. Would you ever try group shifting? 19. If you have yet to shift, what are you most looking forwards to? 20. If you have shifted already, what's been the best part?

1. What color is your hair? Is it long or short?

Originally it was long blue hair because I know I look good with long hair (like mid back long) but recently I’ve decided to cut my hair like Ranboo’s but longer! So it’s Ranboo’s hair style but longer and blue!

2. Are you more of an introvert or an extrovert?

Introverted extrovert! Guess you could say ambivert but I am more introverted around new people and then extroverted around friends!

3. Whats your favorite color?

Royal Blue or Lilac.

4. Whats your eye color?

I say Hazel because there is green on the outer part but it’s very brownish. So Hazel-brown.

5. Favorite food?

Goulash! It’s my all time comfort food and also happens to be my favorite. Really easy to make too.

6. Who is your closest friend?

My shifter friend Lee! Her name isn’t obviously Lee but that’s what I will refer to her as now.

7. If you have one, love interest? If not, name another friend you have!

Genshin: Harem because I can’t choose

Bungou Stray Dogs: Chuuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai

Streamer: No one! My closest friends are Karl, Wilbur, Quackity, and Charlie

8. Any pets?

I post about this orange haired bitch all the time his name is Jack. A fluffy orange haired cat I’ve had since the summer of 2017

9. If you're in a reality with superpowers, what's your power(s)?

Genshin: Cryo Claymore

Bungou Stray Dogs: uh. Think Resident Evil 7 except less murdery

10. What is your theme song, or just a song that reminds you of yourself?

Paris Decapitates Homophobes - RevengeOfParis

11. Did you keep your CR name, or use a different one?

CR name! My name Kamski comes from Elijah Kamski from Detroit: Become Human so I liked the name I gave myself here!

12. "Strangest" place you've wanted to shift to?

Hm. Nothing comes to mind really.

13. Favorite subliminal you've used?

I dont listen to subliminals, if I do it’s very rare and I end up not liking them.

14. Do you use guided meditations?

Guided meditations work so well for me even if I haven’t shifted to my dr yet. I use this one mainly! The quote in this one that reassures the fact that no one needs you at the moment and that you are free to rest as really helped me too. I swear it makes sense once you watch it.

15. When was the last time you decided to shift?

With college it’s on and off. At least every other day. I’m starting to get back into the groove of things of actively trying.

16. Do you know anyone personally who knows about and/or supports shifting?

My friend Lee! I don’t know how the conversation started but we started talking about it one day and boom! Thats outside of the group chat I’m in that supports shifting.

17. Why are you shifting? If you feel comfortable sharing, that is.

I originally started shifting because of my religion. I’m an omnist pagan who believes that everything is real until it’s not. So this went well with the astral projection I had been trying to achieve as well. I guess I’m also like others that say it’ll be cool to shift to another universe that has all my comfort people in it.

18. Would you ever try group shifting?

Yes yes yes! My friend Lee and I started to plan that out but then plans fell short. Im I’m a group chat where we have two shared DR’s; coffeehouse and mineshift!

19. If you have yet to shift, what are you most looking forwards to?

The part of actually being there. Feeling how real it is and the breath of fresh air once I shift.

20. If you have shifted already, what's been the best part?

N/A

𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕖𝕞 𝕨𝕙𝕠'𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕤𝕤 - 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕠

𝕊𝕪𝕟𝕠𝕡𝕤𝕚𝕤: ‘The once fallen crows have gotten themselves another manager. Are you truly ready for what lies behind the Karasuno gym doors?’ 

𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: gender-neutral reader; lots of chaos and long writing cause i’m going crazy with these headcanons lol; i apologize in advance for the long-ass text, but im too hyped when writing this-

 𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 

𝕟𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕘𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥

𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕦𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 ;𝟛

Can I just say that Tanaka and Noya are the happiest people on Earth because they have not one, not two, but tHrEe managers?? Yamamoto called them the other day and whined about how unfair that is-and yes they are definitely friends and have each other’s phone numbers, fite me on this one

They’re such a pure and fun team to be around with. Filled with hard-working crackheads, there’s never a dull day with these people. When you first started working as their manager, you got mixed reactions from the team (none of them are bad tho):

The third years were glad they have an extra set of hands to help out when needed and an extra set of eyes that are observing practice. The second years, especially Tanaka and Noya, are hyped that they’re gonna be having a new face during practice now. The first years are acting normal lol. Yachi is kind of panicking because she will be the one teaching you the ropes because Kiyoko will be less active as the school year is coming to a close. And yes, she is scared she’s going to mess something up, poor bb

Ukai and Takeda just hope you’re less of a crackhead than their entire team. They don’t know if they can handle another crazy one on the team, so they just pray. But, trust me, you can’t stay normal with these people because they just emit this fun vibe that even if you’re introverted, you’ll quickly open yourself up to all of them

Ukai, as always, appreciates the fact you gather needed information for the team’s upcoming matches and help out with cleaning and closing the gym whenever Kageyama and Hinata stay late. Takeda makes sure you’re always rested and healthy, he worries a lot because he knows managing can be quite difficult. He definitely has some protein bars stashed in his bag and whenever someone needs some extra energy, he just goes ‘swoosh’ and a protein bar appears. They are the best people ever and I love them, and they’re so nice and take care of you omg

Now, Daichi is all over the place. From handling the team to focusing on his captain duties and school. He’d greatly appreciate it if you come up to him with a water bottle and towel during breaks. Gives you the best smile ever because he’s so grateful and probably talks about random things to ease himself up a bit. He’s the type to text you randomly to ask you how you’re doing and if you have any problems with the team. Probably asks you about how the team looks in other people’s eyes and on the sidelines. Treats you to meat buns as well because he’s the nicest person ever. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

Sugawara could kick me in the face and I’d say thank you. BIGGEST SWEETHEART EVER. Always wants to help out even when he has things of his own to do. The one to help you arrange the documents and clean the gym. Usually gives you advice on how to handle the first years and the crazy duo. Texts you all the time asking you if you’ve eaten and taking care of yourself. There’s no way he’s not looking out for you. I can imagine the two of you meeting up to bake something for the team or prepare food when they’re leaving Miyagi for a match. Such a baby that I’d die for any day because he deserves the world. That’s a fact.

Asahi hopes he won’t scare you away, so he isn’t as open as the other third years. He gets so shy and awkward when you come to him during practice to see how he’s doing, and he doesn’t know what to say. Always mutters out a thank you and tries to be as polite as possible by asking how you’re doing as well. If you shoot him a soft smile, that’ll probably ease him up and as time goes on, he gets more comfortable with you. Extremely protective and when you’re at tournaments, he always scares people away with his presence. That’s the only time he’s grateful of his ‘scary’ build and face. In reality, he’s just shy and really likes you, and he hopes you’ll notice that even though he’s awkward af

Kiyoko is extremely helpful when you first start out. She wants you to be capable as a manager, so she doesn’t have to worry about the team when she graduates. All-in-all, she is polite and nice with you. You’ll never notice when you two become friends because she keeps a low profile, but she likes that she someone else is there to help her and Yachi out. Would I become bi for Kiyoko? Most likely

TANAKAAAAAA. Tanaka is always in a happy mood when at practice. He has tHrEe managers ffs. He befriends you immediately and you two hype each other up. If you’re shy like Yachi, then he’d try to be calm and not scare you away because he tends to do that. On the other hand, if you’re as hyperactive as him, then you’re best friends for life and that’s final. When you vibe with Tanaka, you succeed in everything in life. Oh, he definitely flirts with you because he’s just like that. You three (including Noya) make practice more fun and interesting. Even if the team is tired, you three somehow brighten the mood and they’re really grateful uwu

Nishinoya can die happily now. Alongside Tanaka, he’s the one that talks with you the most and you become close friends the quickest. You two have your own inside jokes that nobody can understand, and in the group chat you two never fail to send memes. Daichi really wants to kick you two out, but he can’t oops- If you’re younger than him, he always treats you to stuff because he’s the ‘best senpai ever’ and probably spends his money a lot. Also, cries happy tears when you take care of his bruises because he has tons of them. Being a libero is tough my dudes and he loves when someone acknowledges that.

OK, but bby Hinata is...he’s just so hyped. He’s gonna have a new friend!!! Well, hopefully hehe. He’s always the first in the gym and when you come in the morning, everything is already set up. Greets you with the brightest of smiles when you come in the morning and most definitely a hug when you two grow closer. The brightest of sunshines and is always willing to help out. You need help carrying something? You need to go grab something? Hinata is quick to help. Baby definitely shares his food with you T^T Purest of beans ever and I’d risk my life for him. But then again, i kind of killed him in my angst oops

Yamaguchi doesn’t react specially at all. Kind of panicking because he has to make friends again. Not the best at that, but he’s extremely polite and more formal with you than anything. Always thanks you when you do something for him and doesn’t know how to react when you try to startup a normal conversation with him. He wants to be friends, but he’s not the most capable person for that, so he just hopes you’re going to break the ice instead of him. You’ll probably notice him the least out of all the members because he’s just quiet and doesn’t interfere with your work much. Still a precious bb and he has the cutest face ever

Tsukishima gives up all over again lol. He’s more irritated by the crackhead duo being all hyperactive again than your presence itself. At first, always thanks you with a curt nod and nothing else. Then slowly opens up more with a mutter and short answers. Fast-forward a few months and he’s completely accommodated with you. If you don’t get offended easily and have a sassy side, you two keep throwing comments at each other during practice. Doesn’t want to admit this, but he always keeps a close eye on you whenever other teams are around. He cares in his own, weird way ok ;3

Kageyama is an awkward bean that wants to be nice, but probably scares you away or makes you laugh with his awkwardness. Either way, he has the cutest blush on his face when you compliment him and his volleyball skills. Can hardly mutter out a ‘thank you’ and if I were the manager (and have been for a few months), I’d definitely ruffle his hair because Tobio wants that very much. So, please do that and he’s all yours. You’ll notice pretty quickly that he likes milk, so treat him with some from time to time. Helps you out all the time, but he never asks if you need help? He just comes and takes whatever he finds you have trouble with, and does it for you T^T

Yachi definitely wants to become friends with you. She wants to share her experience and stories as a manager with someone who knows what’s it like. Tries her best to help you when she can and is always eager to help. The three managers always share funny stories and let me tell you, there’s no way you don’t bring out how cool/cute/hot/all of the above all the members of the club are

You’re a great addition to the team and everyone thinks that. You’re welcomed with open arms and make life-time friends because it’s not easy to hide from these people, and they’d never make a reason for you to do such thing. Please take care of them well ;3

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ok but moots assigned to fanfiction tropes!!

ahh omg dear anon thank you so much for sending this in !! I’ve been wanting to do this lol.

I feel like this might be a tad long so it shall be under the cut <3 also not @ me realizing most of my moots ult jeno asdf.

alesha [ @sungiescorner ] |

hmmmm. my first thought was college jeno au buT idk why I’m getting grease vibes. SO HYUNJAE GREASE VIBES. Like the whole 90’s (is grease set in the 90’s idk lmao) vibe with retro. basically your it’s grease but the roles are reversed !! Instead of the Alesha being the exchange student hyunjae is bc hyunjae is a soft bean. And you’re part of the schools like higher socitey thing (this is making no sense yay). But basically you’re part of the more rebellious group of the school and then you had a summer fling with hyunjae, until he appears at your school the first day. And chaos unfolds. And just bc I think tutor au’s are cute af hyunjae needs help w math and low and behold you are there to help him :)

mother in law [ @danishmiilk ] |

hehhehe. Obv we gotta go with do young your husband, and lemme tell you all we talk about is blowing up buildings. So doyoung mafia au !! Basically dy is the brains of most of the operations and one day while planning for idk blow up an sm building (we’ve had lengthy convos about this lmao) que you. who is just a genius at setting up bombs, from there sparks fly and you two become a dynamic duo (chemistry puns anyone??).

kathy [ @flirtyhyuck ] |

kathy my bb. Due to your current theme and bc I’m always down for sum badboy college au :) I wanna say a bad boy hyuck au? But in a college setting. you two first meet by accident bc your friend is in a frat and you had to be part of a project together so you walk over to the dreams frat house only for hyuck to answer the door. Now batboy hyuck tends to not be caught off guard but it’s you the person he’s been secretly pinning for most of the year so he kinda panics and gets really red. No worries chenle is there to tease him. But you still have to get your project done (little do you know this is all part of mark, jeno and renjuns plan tp get haechan to finally talk to you). So you end up waiting at their house bc rennin is supposed to be there in like ten minute, boy doesn’t show up. bUT you just spend time with hyuck and he asks you out by the end of it. This got long :)

bean ree [ @rouiyan ] |

Ree, my sweet bean !! My first thought when it comes to you is college au’s lol because you so good and amazing at writing them !! buT we WERE TALkINg ABOUT ROYALTY AU’S !! So royalty au w jeno omg. okie dokey, so you are both royals kinda. it’s a little bit enemies to lovers au whereas the second oldest (brother being first) you aren’t allowed to reign so bc of tradition (bad tradition) you have to marry into royalty of sorts. introducing lee jeno son of the lee’s who though not the strongest country are known for their activities and just tourism because their country is beautiful. you are shipped off to nct country to spend some time with your future husband. Now you don’t really hate jeno but you hate the idea of being shipped off to marry hence those feelings causing hate and aggressions towards jeno who is just like trynna be a nice and understanding bean (like he doesn’t want this either, and he’d just broken up with his s/o ). Fast forward three months and you slowly come accustomed to the place, learning about its government, and jeno begins to also warm up to you. Though you still don’t talk too much it gets better and you bond over the internal struggles that both of you have and slowly start to develop feelings for each other. but you still wanna have a say so your families agree that you won’t just be married but that you’d have power in both kingdoms kinda like an ambassador and im gonna stop here bc this is very long im soRRY.

sunny [ @neocitybynight ] |

bc blonde hair jeno with an undercut made a cb for a solid day, it’s blonde jeno time. i think we’ve talked before how much we both love idol au! so you’re both part of sm, different groups but the company (look at it have one good idea (o_O) and has you and jeno collab for a rap duet (?). it’s the first time you’ve met each other, but like things just kinda click. sunny is like such a hard-working person and I feel like jeno too their both super determined so they’d get all their work done pretty quickly and then just kinda hang and talk about everything and anything. imma stop here or idk where this will go lol.

mylin [ @starlit-jeno ] |

mylin !! my queen !! Ik your in hibernation rn so pls remain in hibernation !! Base off that a cute lil just stay at home date with jeno or mingi idk either one you choose lmao. But just a super laidback like put on random movies that you talk over occasionally and make fun off but also kinda enjoy them bc even though their bad their also fun to watch and entratinging :) w lots of cuddles and hugs and random forehead kisses.

furou [ @astroboy-lele ] |

Now I’m basing this off your username and the fact that we talked about among us lmao. Less go. So space au! With chenle !! For some reason (idk why just go along with it) there have been people dying in the spaceship. So the space ship crew the adults decided to make an investigation but don’t include anyone that aren’t “adults” but chenle isn’t having it as one of the people who died was his cousin. Now you two have best friends for a really long time so naturally you support him. So you two along with bb jisung who dragged along much to his protest of this being too scary for him and because he knew that chenle was in love with you so no way was chenle letting him out of his sight. Lets just say romance blooms along the crime investigation.

cherries [ @riothae ] |

Janna likes to hurt me w jeno but I don’t blame her bc has been just ok. anyways, sports au with jeno !! im thinking dancer au !! You guys have an assignment for your choreo class and are assigned partners that specialize in a diff style than you do. Jeno gets high key nervous and stressed af bc a. He’s an introvert and is awkward around new people and b. Kinda has a small crush on you, well on your style of dancing :) so you two are paired up, lets say your majoring in contemporary/modern dance and he’s specializing in acro and hip-hop. overall it’s just a cute lil thing and because the project is a whole trimester long ( so like 3 months ) you guys get pretty close and right as you end your performance on the day you do it on front on the whole school the ending is like a twirl type thing, and umm he leans in or you lean it and boom.

elle [ @joh--pping ] |  

Elle !! She’s the sweetest angel ever !! So it only makes sense  for a Johnny holiday au !! it’s an established relationship and basically just a fluff of you two setting up decorations for the holidays, (idk if you celebrate xmas so ahh sorry) but like putting up a tree and lights, getting hot chocolate jamming out to xmas music. I can see Johnny trying to get you to slow dance like even during a hype xmas song and it being very cute and intimate only for him to just start like jumping up and down right before you kiss. Anyways it would be filled with cuteness and fluff and stolen kisses and occasionally taking care of mark or jae.

Hi! can i please get a match up for knb and assassination classroom? im a straight female, 18 yo, i am inft-j type, my top 2 love languages are acts of service and quality time, im also type 7! i love going to amusement parks and traveling and im very afraid of loud sounds-id get real anxious, clowns and dolls! i also hate watermelon and running! peoples first impression is usually that im not very smart, maybe its because i have a permanent “confused” face part 1

I've received all your parts and there is nothing wrong with the size of your description, it's even small I want to say !

Assasination classroom >>>>

I match you with...

Koro-sensei

He find your usual pikachu confused face charming and can't understand why people instead believe you're dumb.

Koro-sensei takes interest in you really quickly but don't press the things and wait to discover all your facades.

Thinks that it's cute that you don't likes running but cries when he learns that you don't like watermelon, cause there just so many funny things to do with them but it's nothing serious.

You two just have fun everyday, traveling becomes an hobby and amusement parks your second home.

Koro is the more realistic of you two but don't mean that he can't be an airhead and he is.

Koro-sensei tries to lower the sound of his voice when talking to you but can't help when Karma is pranking peoples around. Then after revolving the prankster issue he either begs to you for forgiveness or just feel embarrassed.

He's very relaxing when you're being anxious and protects you from clown and dolls at all it cost even if he may find them like "funny" fears to have.

Appreciate how helpful you are and like to spend time with him even if what you are doing isn't really interesting. Your love language hit him directly through the heart.

This man falls hard for your curiosity and likes to teach you new things everyday, even the useless ones. His favorite word would be too something in the type.

TEACH HIM CHINESE DANSE and he's at your feets, finds this knowledge precious and like to see you dancing.

Why ? Cause you're just so elegant and delicate while doing that ! Okay he's a perv.

Bouldering is an activity that he can't do in his octopus form so he just watch but gives you advices.

Kuroko no Basket >>>>

I match you with...

Kiyoshi Teppei

He believe that you're the most generous person that exists in the world cause of the way how you show your love : You spend a lot of time with him and just cares so much about his well being.

Plus you're funny and friendly even if you're introverted, just so charming !

He loves amusement parks and traveling too, you two can't be annoyed together.

Won't judge your fears cause it's not his type but would also say nothing cause of his own for rats.

However, for what are you dislikes I'm sorry but Kiyoshi would try to make you appreciate them a little bit more and at least once ! Not a big deal, since he does that in a funny way and that he's very soft on you. He doesn't force you.

I think that he tries to make you support running to make you able to play basket-ball with him.

Know how to take care of you when you're anxious, his aura is so calming and he put the right dose of physical affection ? His warms and big hands know where and how to touch you without being intrusive.

He avoid dumb and loud peoples when he's with you cause. Okay they're funny but they just can't control their voice. cough cough Kagami ?

Always seen your pikachu face as the proof that you're a thoughtful person, also people thinks the same of him.

Kiyoshi likes that you're curious and consider curiosity and fun like they're related.

TEACH HIM CHINESE DANSE TOO ! He's not a perv or at least less than Koro. He's very curious about everything but what you may do is just really interesting in his eyes.

What it feels like to be a princess ?

Kiyoshi would be happy to do bouldering with you.

Others potential matchs :

Hanamiya Makoto, Takao Kazunari, Gakuho Asano.