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Pettigrew is stronger than me cause if my animagus was a fucking rat while my friends were a stag, dog and wolf(kinda) respectively I would snap too especially if they called me wormtail
#hot take y’all#ik im right thanks for coming to my ted talk#regulus black#marauders era#marauders era funny#marauders era textpost#harry potter#jegulus#marauders#james potter#starchaser#sunseeker#peter pettigrew#remus lupin#wolfstar#sirius black#dead gay wizards
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I’m gonna say it: André eats pussy like his life depends on it
IM DECEASED BY THIS ASK. this is the type of unhinged shit that truly belongs in the turnwashingtonsbaddies ask box so thank for this treasure, this treat, anon
and now get ready for a wayyy too in depth response, but in my defense i have, in my day, devoted a lot time to pondering the pussy eating abilities of various turn characters and i'm pretty sure that i maybe even once had a forbidden draft related to the subject a long time ago, so needless to say this ask really unearthed a lot of thoughts
so anyway. john andre. there's really no easy way to say this, but as much as i truly do WISH your theory to be true because i really do love john andre and he is so so so gorgeous to me, i do genuinely believe that andre's head game is about as good as his acting and flute playing abilities. like, he thinks thinks he's eating (no pun intended) but in reality it's giving like mediocre at best
and maybe this is tmi but ~in my personal experience~ i've noticed that as a man's visual attractiveness increases, his ability to give good head does tend to decrease. it's like an inverse relationship. and ik there are some "andre is ugly" ppl out there but, like, have they considered that they're wrong and that he is actually literally so hot??? but honestly even those people were right and he was ugly, he still believes himself to be hot which thereby would still give him the hot man hubris regardless so my point still stands
anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk
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So i just read your desperate drabble ab wooyoung and it gave me thots and feelings,and im making it your problem😭
I wanna have messy,nasty hate sex with wooyoung. Like this man gets on my nerves, but he's so pretty🥲I want to ruin him,make him cry for me. Treat him like my personal fucktoy and ik for a fact he'd love it!! I wanna tease him until he whines and begs for more,then degrade him for being so desperate. Edge him till his red in the face then fuck him till he's about to pass out from cumming. Make him eat his cum out of my pussy omfg I'm feral😭😭😭
Thank you for coming to my ted talk <3
STOP and you're so right because Wooyoung literally admits that he likes when people treat him bad. I think he'd be the one teasing you and trying to humiliate you in public but in the bed room??? behind closed doors??? uhhhh yeah he's defo a big 'ol sub. got to put him in his place somehow
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GUYS
WHY DO I KEEP NOT SEEING THINGS UNTIL THE DAY AFTER THEY COME
for those who are unaware:
youtube
I AM GOING TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
more of my screaming under the cut
ok so we’re starting right where we left off and OMIGOSH THE HUG I CANT HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
gus helping w the dishes is so sweet!! and amity omigosh this girl. not to mention camila is just taking it so coolly?? what am i saying, shes probably freaking out inside
I HAVE NEVER HATED A BAND-AID BOX IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I WILL NEVER DO SO MORE THAN I DO NOW IM GONNA CRY
is it just me or does it seem like luz is in shock? shes acting like everything’s fine, and not the way she acted in reaching out either, more like shes numb or something 🥺
hunter, bb, why would they hate you cuz youre a clone of caleb? that doesnt make you him. plus i dont actually think that caleb was ever a witch hunter in the first place. also, youre not helping luz. ily <3
why luz gotta blame herself, she couldn’t have ever known something like this would happen. and im not sure how time travel works in the owl house but id be willing to bet that even if she hadnt helped philip, he would have found someone else willing to be monster bait instead of her and lilith
‘we’ll tell them, when we’re ready’ girl that aint ever gonna happen. the way things go when ppl say stuff like that is that the thing gets pushed off until the characters cant help but slam right into it, no countermeasures to soften the blow. i am very worried about how this is gonna affect willow and amity.
AMITY’S LINGERING GAZE ON LUZ MA HEART AAAAAAA
ik there were some people who were worried that the gang wasnt gonna be ok with vee so im glad that they like her :)
well, glad to know that the philip-goo is, in fact, alive. screw that
gus nerding-out with all of the stuff in the basement XD (also camila why is there so much random stuff in your basement? 👀)
HUNTER NO STOP WHY WOULD YOU- UGH I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING OVER THIS
hunters little smile at gus :>
amity and willow protecting vee from the alarm clock, i cant- *wheeze*
ALL THE BABY PICTURES OF LUZ ARE SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WISH I COULD SEE THEM BETTER HHH I CANT WAIT A WEEK!!!!
willow looks so cute with her hair down i swear
MONTAGE BABYYYYYYYY
OMIGOSH ITS A MONTAGE INSIDE A MONTAGE
I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO GLAD THEY DROPPED THE ‘luzity’ CRAP AND DID LUMITY
THE PICTURES ARE SO CUTE, IM GONNA- *dies*
‘HI IM BI’ IF I COME OUT, THIS IS HOW IM DOING IT
LUZ AND AMITY’S GRINS AT CAMILA THEY ALL LOOK SO HAPPY AND AMITY IS BLUSHING
gus, i love you so much for that, the rainbow and everything
their drawings of their families are so cuuuuuuuute (and amity not drawing karen HA)
WAIT IS WILLOW WEARING A SHIRT WITH A SHOOTING STAR?????? YALL KNOW DANA DID THAT FOR ALEX YALL KNOW IT
CAMILA’S RAINBOW HEART STICKER
VEE’S LITTLE TRANSITION WAS SO CUTE
HUNTER
MY DUDE
WHY DID YOU EVEN LET YOUR HAIR GET THAT LONG
AND WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BOOK
(our first real look at caleb???)
OK BUT SERIOUSLY HE LOOKS SO GOOD WITH THAT NEW HAIRCUT I’LL ADMIT I WAS WORRIED BUT THEY PULLED IT OFF!
idk what they were doing but the portal kinda worked for a second, before it, yknow, combusted
what even is that blob, i dont even wanna try to guess whats in it (THEY ALL LOOK SO PROUD OF THEMSELVES, MY BABIES)
amity’s look of wonder at the rain, my beloved <3<3
im so happy they got to have some fun after all the trauma, they really needed it
do i even need to say anything about luz and amity in the rain
luz’s drawing skills have gotten so much better!!! (dat trauma tho. the depression that she cant have everything she wants in one world. in the human realm, she has her mom and vee but in the demon realm, she can do magic and has her best friends (and gf) and eda and king)
looks like her palisman has yet to arrive :(
darnit shes back at school (i wonder how she figured that all out)
thank you for coming to my ted talk, now back to your regularly-scheduled reblogs
#the owl house#the owl house season 3#toh#toh s3#gus toh#amity blight#camila noceda#luz noceda#hunter toh#caleb wittebane#philip wittebane#lilith clawthorne#willow toh#lumity#vee noceda#eda clawthorne#king clawthorne#luz’s palisman#Youtube#kin’s rambles
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okay im on day 8 of pathologic (bachelors route) and ive come to this realization.
daniil is a femme fatale. evidence:
- when he is informed that maria is into him, and that he has to use that to get a mask for another side quest, he flirts. you dont have any option (at least, i got to a point in the dialouge tree where the two options are flirt 1 and flirt 2)
- sassy. what is a femme fatale without sass? i think with the side quest of eva you have to talk to these two generic male npcs. they say something like: “we’re waiting for andrei stamatin.” and then he says, or has the option of saying: “why would he wait for a chicken?” they say “Pardon me?” and daniil, like the sassy bitch he is, says “Pardon denied.” theres loads more examples of this but this is at the forefront of the mind cause i just finished eva yans quest
- collapses dramatically. ik this is probably a thing for all the healers but whenever he dies he spins to the ground. like dramatic bitch
- powerful. what is a femme fatal without being powerful. if you do all the side quests, he basically kills so many people. the day 6 quest where you kill the hunchback??? that thing is RIDICIOUSLY hard. and going by elder scroll logic, that means that daniil is so fuckin good at combat. the eva yan side quest? you have to kill all those fuckers. i dont know how combat based the other healers will be but jesus this is a lot
- gay
thank you for listening to my ted talk. btw im right <3
#rambles#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#this is why i dont write text posts. theyre all over the place. not like my art is much better but eh#also seperate thought: why is the eva yan/andrei/daniil polycule never discussed#like eva yan is into both of em and andrei is into eva. and daniil and andrei have a history.
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CHaRaCTR BINGO 4 FIRST 3 CHaRaCTRS 2 POP IN UR HEaD (OR MORE OR LESS. UP 2 U) l l3>
HAIIII HI HI BESTIE HAI :3c
ok first is Pain Threshold:
again trying to keep to My thouhts on canon characters not oue sysmates but soemtimes. the System Bias™ is difficult to . ignore FHDJSKDKFFJ ESPECIALLY W PT! FJDJSKFJF
so like. I! Love Her. So Much. I care abt her somuch she's so niceys here and we'd be in hell without her around but also. I would run up behind her and slap her in the baxk of the head and run away I would beat the shit out of her I would kill her if givent je chance I would activate PvP SOOOO HARDDDD ON HER. but that's bc we're in the same group [Physique] so it's liek sibling violence hereGJDKDKFKGJG
CANON PT THOUGH IS SOOOOOOOO. SCREAMS!!!!!!! VIBRATES!!! GIRL THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUUUUU. <3. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK FOR EXAMPLE:
[also ft. composure whom is also not normal btw! 👍]
She's just sooooo. Idk. I care abt her both source & in-sys. she's Importance. I'm normal. I would not hesitate to kill her and she would not hesitate to kill me WE'RE BESTIES <3 FHDJSJFKFKFFK
SECOND UP IS CONCEPTUALIZATION:
ok so source Concept like. I do not enjoy him much. Like. Like. Xe gives off Pretentious Artist Vibes. aHfjFjdjdjsjwjd which I guess tracks!!!!! from its in-game description: "Conceptualization has a special role it wants you to play in this world – not the role of cop, but of Art Cop." THAT'S SO SILLY!!!!! ZE'S silley. Like I cannot take their ass seriously I'm sorryFJCKSKFKFJD
But besides that she's not A Major Asshole just. Ju.gh.ead levels of Weird Pretentiousness source-wise! BFNXNXCNGJ
system-wise tho it's like. Well I *have* to respect you or you'll erase me! [HYPERBOLE] FJJDFKDKDKF
also has one of our fave lines in the game:
like what fhe fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of the dialogues ever tjanks!!
in conclusion I'm rotating hym in my brain thankyou 4 coming 2 my ted talk
AND FINALLY!!!! HALF LIGHT!!!:
IM NORMAL ABOUT THIS KID [LIE] POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!! HTAT'S MY ADDOPTED SIBLING WAOW!!!!!!
ok sO!!!! this fuckigm. THING. this goddamn CREATURE of a skill. ok. ok! ok!!!!!!!!!! sys bias is Extremely hard 2 ignore w it! because we saw it and were immediately like THAT THANG IS A WHOLEASS KID and thhe fandom barely agrees???!!!!!! UNDERSTANDABLE PEOPLE CAN HAVE DIFFERENT INTERPRETATIONS BUTEVERYONE IS WRONG ABY THIS ONE THIS TIME SORRY! [JOKE!!!!! DO NOT KILL ME] so that's my unpopular opinion there!
ok where do i Start. uhhhh. this kid. thIS KID!!!!!! OH MY GOD the embodiment of fight or flight and trauma responses. ok. OK!!!!! SOMEONE GIVE THIS LIL GUY LOVE AND ATTENTION STAT WHAT THE FUCK! EHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!! it's incredibly violent and SCARED and waht the fuck who hurt youuu!!!!!!!!! oh my god dude!!!!!!
has done nothing wrong ever. "It actively encourages Harry to kill" ok and! maybe it's right. <3. have u ever thought of That. like. Half Light is Harry's inner child and Half Light most certainly deserves a gun!!!!!! LET THAT KID KILL thank u HFJFKDSKDKDJCJCJD
As much as I love and care for this bastard however I would not like to meet canon half light irl. Because. It would take one look at me and very very much attempt to actually kill me. and I would not like to die anytime soon! JFKCKCCKFKFKFK
and ik I crossed off "I like the fanon better for this one" but when we say that Assume we mean "I like whatever version of them exists in our system better than rhe canon version" it is especially true for half light LMAO
SO! i support children's rights AND wrongs [read: Half Light should be allowed to kill WHENEVER it wants. for whatever reason.] However I am not exempt from the Cain Instinct I'd absolutely defenestrate it if given the chance JFNDMDNFNFFNSJRJ
-Electrochem
#ask#THANK YOUUU YIPPEE#the PvP is especially ESPECIALLY hard to ignore w HL btw bc it's also in the physique group#so we have THAT plus cain instinct.#so anytime we're ip front togrher it is sooooo On Sight. hte cartoon violence is Extreme LMAO -Electrochem#BUT IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN DW FJXKSMDKCCKDKDK
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Not all Republicans/Conservatives are bad.
Not all Democrats/Liberals are bad.
There are good Republicans/Conservatives.
There are good Democrats/Liberals.
Stop generalizing people whose beliefs most closely match a certain group into a stereotype based on a few radical people within that group.
Political parties are stupid and only divide us and create hateful rhetoric.
People are more than their political leanings.
Not all Republicans/Conservatives are bad.
Not all Democrats/Liberals are bad.
Grow up.
#thank you for coming to my ted talk#ik im probably about to watch my follower count dwindle#but im sick of the rhetoric#and people judging others because they happen to lean more right or left#WE ARE MORE THAN OUR POLITICAL LEANINGS#grow up and realize the world isnt made up of black and white#but is endless shades of gray#politics#republican#democrat#liberal#conservative#political parties#unpopular opinion
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today last year was a totally different vibe and i was the happiest i’d been in years, and was falling in love. today today feels like last year flipped completely upside down... i’m happy where i’m at, but like sad lol. like nothing in my life currently can get me to that kind of happiness from last year. meh
#im just thinking#im not MISERABLE#just really thinking a lot#its my exes birthday and my dumbass photographic memory has to remind me of how cute and happy it was falling in love w him#were friends and things are alright. we barely talk. hes a good guy and im fine with this#but he was so happy back then too#and i can see where hes at in his current life hes not so happy#probably has nothing to do with me but it sucks#back then we both seemed so full of joy in the beginning of everything lol#my service is extremely shitty right now also and the only song my phone is letting me listen to is the song i showed him when he left#which is my favorite song but one that also hurts to hear because i decided to show to him and now associate with him#LOL im way too dramatic#ik im stupid#this is all just ironic to me. mere coincidences i know#just feeling nostalgic and missing happier times#thanks for coming to my ted talk#sorry im cringey as fuck and that i post about my ex too much#i promise im moving on lmfao it just takes me longer than other ppl
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Listen, I know you're an endhawks stan and ill respect that queen, but allow me to present to you:
Sns = hotwings
- Hawks and Nard Sard are both blonde
- Theyre both child soldiers
- Both work for the state
- Some purple twink has tried to kill them
- Said purple twink has fire powers and family drama
- Twink has black hair
- He's also an enemy of the state and runs around with some shady squad he claims he doesnt care about
- Hawks is a bird and Naruto is a pseudo-fox so theyre technically both furry adjacent
I mean, have you ever seen Hawks and Naruto in the same room? No?
Coincidence? I think not. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk have a nice day!
[Anyway, im sorry for harassing you with this crack take but no one ik irl watches shounen and i needed to realease this somewhere :'^) ]
you’re right and you should say it ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
don’t worry i like getting asks 😁😁😁 even though i’m real bad at answering consistently hehe
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Exactly! Crestoria is not the only game they don't really keep tabs with. A while ago i played a saint seiya game by them and it had many many issues. If you cannot have multiple games with quality than please don't. Is bad for us and the employees, those poor people must be going crazy :c
At first I liked kasque, quite different than what I would expect from a goddess, but I ended disliking her...
I feel kinda bad for aegis just being a punching bag for jokes and Yuna just being there to look pretty, they have a lot of potential for the story. Like you said Yuna had a great point and a good reflection moment but whatever eh? Aegis too, I felt his story like a punch on the gut because I tend to be like him and the queen, but again, whatever...
I do the arena for the free stuff too! I am not competitive at all XD
hello again anon!! im going to do another readmore gksghkeg
yeah i honestly...ugh. i have just a lot of issues w bamco in general but i also Do Not want them to pay attention to me jic they tell me to stop making memes or something stupid like that— like genuinely instead of making the game more functional or adding like...idk. any story or shit that makes Sense they just added things like the transcendence board which is just. for ppl who already maxed out their ascension boards?? after like 6 months??? Y'ALL... ik for a while too the phantom tower was Waaayyy too difficult but i think they nerfed it back to normal considering i can now clear thru level 40 at least :/ but overall the game is just. geared towards ppl who drop fucktons of cash on it. if you look at the ppl in the top 3 in arena rn? you KNOW they've spent hundreds if not thousands of dollars on this game. what the fuck.
also minor gripes are just...they don't add very many new units anyway, compared to like even asteria, and i get that there's effort for the whole models or w/e but...i mean if rays can do it... and i don't mean that in the rate that banners are released, bc those are...kind of annoyingly often as of late (looking @ all the crestoria cast alts) but the fact they're only for 1 or 2 charas who are Only ssrs, and it genuinely makes r and sr stones and sr charas just...obsolete and useless imo? like i genuinely have EVERY sr AND r full awakened/ascended which. is probs partly due to the drop rates being Absolute Garbage, but thank god they implemented a pity system, right? ...right? [tired sigh] i've saved enough for julius who has been in crestoria for 228 days, bamco, fucking release h—
i also want to add that i've contacted support MULTIPLE times abt issues w the game and they have legit just told me "hm sucks have u tried playing the game w all other apps closed" like yes, bamco, but that's not the problem??
SORRY for several paragraph rant abt the gameplay i just have some very strong opinions LMAO
i understand not liking kasque! tales antags...and characters in general, actually, are rather hit or miss. i personally just love evil women so im rlly in love w her GSKEHGESKHG
but as for the aegis and yuna things... YEAH. i rlly love them both and it's been extremely disappointing to see how they've been treated by the story :( like even if yuna's acting silly to cover her own feelings, it would be nice to get those scenes we get in other tales games (like...idk even the scenes in xillia like where alvin and elize sit and talk in the park, and leia talks w i think jude or milla depending on the route?) considering it's like...is penelope going to be okay? can she ever go back to her?? is she okay just crossing the sea and leaving her, even if there's really no choice??? sorry for the character introspect i just have a lot of thoughts—
aegis too, it's like. i don't mind teasing to an extent, but i really feel sometimes they go too far w it :( esp in like. events and the character episodes moreso than the main story (tho i could be remembering incorrectly) which makes me wonder if they just have different writers for each but even THEN like the main story still fails to act like yuna and aegis Exist half the time?? and JEEZ yeah i am constantly thinking abt aegis and queen rebecca, esp imo it's just a very... well first of all, that has to be Traumatizing As Hell but second of all i strongly headcanon he was unable to say it bc he didn't mean it and also i have a headcanon that the whole event has kept him from ever saying the words "i love you" ever again so that's that on THAT. (these are my headcanons pls don't send me hate over them they're not canon i promise—)
and honestly same!! i used to be sss rank and then i stopped caring abt arena for a bit and dropped a couple ranks...oops. i'm currently s-5 and had to FIGHT to keep myself there this season. it's not that i rlly care abt winning or being high ranking. or first, even, i just want the prizes from being at a certain rank/placing tbh. which is why.....................................oh im so tired of the ppl with lvl 120 fully awakened new ass units like i GET IT you have MONEY but i am not spending that much on a mobile game!!
ANYWAY thank u for coming to my ted talk omfg im so sorry this is so long (again)
#mod.txt#SSSSSSSSORRYYYYYYY#if u disagree w me pls don't yell at me im sensitive—#these are just my onions i pr#anyway i again apologize for a v long post where i just. bitch abt crestoria ig that's my life now
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Not sure how this anon shit works, I never got involved in the drama but I just want to make things slightly better because honestly, I can't take this anymore, and I don't want to leave either because I still have friends here that I care about. But, I just don't get you all. I'm saying this as a person who isn't really friends with her, why tf do you feel the need to harass Mellow for everything she does? She did make mistakes, Ik very well, but I heard ppl told her to k*ll herself. No one fucking deserves that. Not even Mellow. The big argument she had with another person ended a long time ago and Im pretty sure they're on ok terms. Y'all just bring back old drama, but for what? You basically have no right to hate her like that. What has she done to you? I repeat. What had she done to you? As far as I know, that one time she said a slur
1. It wasn't even to harass anyone.
2. She didn't know it's a slur. And I bet there's many other people who didn't know either. I didn't know either.
And the white supremacy emoji thing just- dude she was just saying 'ok'. Just chill the fuck already
And she is with Blaze. SO WHAT? Let her be!?!? It's their relationship and their own business, so mind your fucking own
And she joined the Krevetty team. Again. SO WHAT? Are Krevetties less cool now that she's there as a GUEST ARTIST? She's not even in the full team. Why do you make such a fuss? The team CHOSE her dammit.
And lastly, this is for all of the bitches who keep harassing the whole LT. Do you really think that behaving like this will make this community better? Because if you do, I'm sorry ur just stupid af. Try instead giving some ACTUAL CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ON WHAT THEY SHOULD IMPROVE ON YOU ANON BRATS.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
-Sadie
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signs
hmm i wont get into it that much but this is my encounters with all the signs in my life (through a scorpio perspective):
CAPRICORN
- so fucking easy to get along with; has the best presence and can give all the attention you want whenever you need it ---- ESPECIALLY when you need it; sweet and caring, but once you cross them, they'll easily hold a grudge but won't tell you about it; will still continue to be your friend still; afraid or just too timid to say however they feel especially if the subject is directly associated with them
AQUARIUS
- ALWAYS in their heads, always thinking; thinks ahead in any situation, has a plan B; although they have a plan B, they still manage how to spontaneously do something else on spot; sweethearts but still manages to have one of the worst tempers when you cross them; easily to get along with after a shared interest
PISCES
- OHHH how i wished i knew more but not in the same time; they're so adorable and nice to anyone they meet - legit an angel; once you lose connection, its hard to get in touch with them, but will still respond if you said something; THEY ARE SO SCARY WHEN THEYRE MAD; try your best not to do something shitty bc they will bite back
ARIES
- anger issues; they focus on whatever in front of them ALWAYS; they also can be indirectly shady when it comes to certain matters but still manages to apologize indirectly as well when they realize it; they always think too much and get caught up with their own shit, but they still resolve it somehow in the end
TAURUS
- girls and boys are different; VERY flirty; they know how to get things done way before the deadline is due; they mainly like to focus on the positivity in life, but once faced with a really bad wall, they're scared of asking for help because it shows their weakness; very smart and down-to-earth
GEMINI
- ooooooooooooooooo, when they're known as two-faced, the stereotypes are not wrong; they will literally act like your go to best friend, but once they're with the friend you're talking shit about, they're gonna spill everything regardless if their friendship was on the line. but don't get me wrong, they're still pretty nice people, i just don't know if they could be my best friend
CANCER
- guilt trip. legit thats the first thing i could think of whenever i realize a person is a cancer sign. they really know how to use one's feelings and turn it against them. whenever you tell them whats wrong, they find a rebuttal to use against you right away about something in the past to always try to be right. they're warmhearted people whenever you treat them nicely, but they're ready to bite back whenever
LEO
- hands down one of my favorite signs. they're so lovable and bright. you can feel their passion from the inside in, and theyre one of the few people to actually commit to something from beginning to end; although when you flake, they lose interest right away and find something spontaneous to do. they HATE it whenever plans are cancelled, but regardless, they will be ready for anything else. theyre the go-to people, the person you feel so safe with
VIRGO
- im sorry, ik a lot of people like virgos, but this is the sign that i least get along with. theyre too idealistic and too much of a perfectionist. they make plans but fail to follow up. they are so kind to people but after they leave your sight, you question if its actually sincere or not. just from experience, ive had a lot of falling out of my virgo friends, mainly because theyre too much to handle at times. but don't get me wrong, im pretty sure theyre genuine in their own way
LIBRA
- LOUD. PERCEPTIVE. VERY VERY WELLSPOKEN. they have a love language with their diction. anything they say, youll fall in love with regardless if its mean to be taken as a flirt or a natural conversation. theyre so easy to get along with with their social nature. the only thing that you need to look out for is how straight up they can be, but thats about it
SCORPIO
- oh god, dont get me started. this is my sign, but i feel so opinionated towards this. SEXUAL MFs. legit, they can get horny anytime whenever. hold the heaviest of grudges and can be sooo manipulative with anything you offer them. very hardworking though, and you can tell how competitive they are towards their work. one thing that i truly dislike is how bipolar they can be. theyre fun to be around, but they can also be the one you never want to invite to hangouts
SAGITTARIUS
- last but not the least, the sags. idk what to say lol. i just feel like their maturity level is either 50 years old or a mind of a 12 year old with no in between. their energy radiates from the moment you step into their proximity. they give life as if theyre still children at heart with a certain naiveness. nevertheless, very spontaneous and driven towards their goal
okay okay
i know i literally just flamed all signs, but thats just how it is LOL
maybe you all have different perspectives, but from a scorpio point of view, you mainly sense the negative sides of people right when you meet them. a huge red flag is drawn across their foreheads, yet you still approach them with a smile.
FOR ALL SIGNS: just be nice.
and thats it, thank you for listening to my ted talk.
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What's ur analysis of pirate f?
YAY thank u sometimes my brain wont let me share opinions without getting permission mwah mwah <3
so like 4 some reason this specific retelling of peter pan feels almost closer 2 like a kid wanting 2 escape a rly shitty home life (also i havent. uh. read the original version ever or seen the disney film in probably a decade. so if any things that r actually in the og well then im smart ig <3) especially cuz like. wendy doesnt really??? show up like ik right at the end theres miku wendy but like peter len (lmao) almost seems like a mashup. n going back 2 the escaping thing its like with "i cant go back anyway" like if u leave all that fucked up stuff to rot in ur head ur gonna end up fucked up and evil and you just ignore it and think if u escaped it youll never have 2 deal with any resulting issues n that theyll just go away but they dont and you cant go back to childhood and fix any of that. also for some reason the thing abt realities I hated in my pocket is just incredibly painful like ow <3 this has been my overanalysis of a vocaloid song that is literally just peter pan but len thank u 4 coming 2 my ted talk
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I HAVE NO CLUE omg & i met one of his friends once, he was like 6'5 I HUGGED HIM AND WHEN WE PULLED AWAY I HAD TO LOOK STRAIGHT UP AT HIM i was intimidated at first bc 6'5 is a little crazy but he was super nice and gentle it was sweet 🥺 6'2 guy isn't single though </3 BUT MY BROTHER IS he's 5'10 but thats still tall so you can have him if you want & then i can call you my big sister 😼 omg i've never met a person my age shorter than her its crazy to think about but we basically lived-🧸 1/4
together we were always at each others houses HAHA i had to move though so i don't see her anymore :( it was awesome!! yes i did, i still do! i started playing in like 2014? bc my dad used to coach so he wanted me to try it out! i'm outside hitter! the team i went to see was my middle school team, its actually the highschool team in that county but they put me on it instead of the middle school team for some reason, NOT COMPLAINING THOUGH! i hadn't seen them since like,, 2017 when i moved-🧸 2/4 away?? so it was nice, we all practiced together it was so nostalgic 🥺 alot of them have graduated but most of them still came! that sucks!! :( maybe you'll get to play eventually, its so fun! AH I MEAN i do read it but not too often!! angst wasn't really my thing until i found bokuaka then i fell down an angst hole I'VE ONLY READ A FEW THOUGH!! well written angst hurts me for WEEKS bc i always keep thinking deeper into everything that happened and what was said so it cuts deeper-🧸 3/4 every time i think about it, like IAL i have a specific thing about the death that i think about EVERYDAY & it makes my heart squeeze. i normally don't ship romantically, but i do sometimes! i've heard of people shipping them, i never really understood it but i respect people who ship it! HAHA YOUR REASON I LOVE IT, I MUST FIND THAT ART IT SOUNDS SO CUTE i must find it. I DUNNO SOMETIMES I JUST GET IN A MOOD FOR ANGST AND I ALWAYS GO FOR BOKUAKA they hurt more bc bokuto is a big babie :( -🧸 4/4
6’5...i am😳😳😳i went on height comparison thing and the SIZE DIFFERENCE FOR MY HEIGHT IM SHOCKED but that’s so cute umm is 6’5 also single🥺👉🏼👈🏼AGSJSGS THATS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL ME YOUR BIG SISTER🥺🥺❤️but would your brother even want me?😔IF HE SAYS YES i’m packing my bags right away like bye my family here i’m going to get tall boys😎ahahaha aww bless her is she feisty bc all the short people ik are feisty? aww that’s such a shame :(( i hope you guys still get to talk often on the phone and stuff.
aw that sounds like so much fun and you must be amazing to be on the high school team! outside hitter sounds so cool, i often wonder what position i’d play hehe but it must’ve been so nice to see them all again! i’m glad you have a lovely time <3 i hope i can play it soon hehe but i’m super shy with team sports, i usually just work out at the gym alone
that’s why i don’t like reading angst! it’s so realistic too like death can happen to anyone and that’s why i hate reading them bc they hurt so bad and there’s nothing that can change it🥺🥺so you’re just left there thinking about it again and again. if the angst has a happy ending i can deal with the hurt bc it’s all for a good cause hehe but not angst with a bad ending.
friendship ships are so cute, i get that!! but shsjshs IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE IT ik people are super critical of them but my thinking is: bakugou respects uraraka from what i’ve seen, he recognises her strength and for him to not hate her over it and respect her for it must mean shes something right. and uraraka is such a sweet angel she contrasts so much to bakugou and also idk which one i’m more attracted to but like the point is they’re cute together thanks for coming to my ted talk🥰I WILL HAPPILY FIND YOU CUTE BAKUGOU X URARAKA ART I WAS LOOKJBG AT IT FOR AGES ON PINTEREST
aww bokuto is big baby he’s so precious🥺🥺i dont wanr to imagibe him hurt
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Consider: grumpy serious choir soren. You utter a word of someone else's part and he hisses "no." His voice usually blends in a little too well but when he's picked for a solo it's ☆absolutely beautiful☆ and ike is gay. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
valid but im a bit lost as to why ike is attending church in this scenario cause idek if homeboy was aware the actual creator goddess he was gonna kill at 21 even existed for most of his life despite rhys being right there doing his priestly stuff.
soren doesnt have a va in the games (but thats not a great loss if you ask me lol) and im not a huge fan of his feh voice acting either so we can just fill the gap with whatever we want. with his delayed aging he might be pre voice drop still or cracking all over the place which would be hilarious
#correct me if im wrong but i feel like when theyre talking about begnion they explain ashera worship to him too#unless im just mixing this up with b*leth elemao#answered#anon#im not even gonna live til 300 and my voice still cracks at 22 so really every feh lords voices should be cracking for authenticity#u forget theyre all just a bunch of teens
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My Boyfriend Rates Organization XIII Members at 1AM
I woke up to this long line of messages on discord (these are copied verbatim). My boyfriend sporadically decided to look through all the organization members on the KH wiki and give his opinions. He knows little to nothing about Kingdom Hearts.
Xemnas
okay so right off im gonna say that xemnas is fuckin kylo ren
says he has no emotions,
clouded by anger
am i joke to you
oh wow it was his idea to add the X's what a fuggin nerd
Xigbar
xigbar....what a dumb name
wAIT
IS THAT SNAKE
SNAKE???
SNAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKE
he speaks in a surfer accent
eXCUSE ME
hello fellow kids, aS IF
we're moving the fuck on
Xaldin
xaldin,,,, le baldwin
hes japanese
thats...his schtick
wow ew roxas tell me on this doll where he touched you
love never lasts yeah duh u cant feel it
Vexen
oh ew
ew
this man looks like he owns a van
oh hes an intellectual huh
rick and morty
its called "where nothing gathers" and they gather there wow real secret organisation u got there
this man is just there so it isnt organisation 12
Lexaeus
wow thats a mouthful
lexaeus
like
zeus?
hes just nice
thats kinda it
he likes zexion...
Zexion
WHOA WHOA
EDGELORD ALERT
wow this guy is just pushy
"HEY"
"YOU GUYS WORKIN????"
two members instantly cease their makeout session
Saix
saix
oh
excuse me
Saïx
"lunar diviner"
i thought it said diver lmao
i like his hair tho,,,
OH OH
hes the boring one!
righhhhhht
Axel
alright i have to admit
axel's facepaint looks super weird when zoomed out
oh so he feels things
but he shouldnt
this bitch is fuCKING ELSA
CONCEL DONT FEEL YOU FOOL
also his pose makes him look like a jester
Demyx
wowwwwwwwwwww
he looks like an ass
called it hes the annoying one
TVDSAHJDS
XIGGY
X-FACE WOW
oh so hes just
a beauty queen
who dumps his shit on kids
assssssssssshole
Luxord
yeah would you look at that its cliche card man
luxford is literally just lord of minigames
*luxord even tho that aint a name dAMMIT
OH AND HE CONTRADICTS HIMSELF
GREAT
JUST WHAT KH NEEDS LMAO
Marluxia
oh
oh
hES CUTE
hes a tumblr cutie
flowerboy with pink hair and graceful antics
thats my fucking aesthetic
THE SCYTHE IS NAMED GRACEFUL DAHLIA OH MY GODDDD
Larxene
larxene is like..............the token girl, rite?
why she got bug attenae
why she the textbook sadist one with a peppy persona
why she also use knives,,,, they got a knife guy already
i
i dont like her
Roxas
hahaha
i mean me
nobody else
hA
annnnnnnnnnnnnd yup hes his own person with his own feelings wow thats fucked up
this description aint very flattering but hes a good boy
dont make him rest
Xion
OH OH NEVERMIND THERES ANOTHER GIRL
okay so just looking at her
is this bitch kairi or something??
she doesnt have the same vibe.......
loooks a littttttle too "token kindness" for this gig
like even roxas dont look this...... "purposely innocent little kid"
OH WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT SHE MAKES NO SENSE
"replica of roxas" WTF
I KNEW IT
SHE DIES FOR DRAMA
FUCKIN KNEW IT
oh yup comes back just to be sad
is she like
a secret member or something???
oh god she does look like kairi
ik shes a backup but still this is trippy
"appears to be sora" oh jOY MORE CONFUSING PLOT DEVICES
Rankings (best to worst)
I. It's Roxas, what'd you fuckin' expect?
II. I reallllllllllly like Marluxia's design and voice.
III. Axel, cause he got feelings. ):(
IV. Larxene, who has so merit, now, even if her hair is frEaKy.
V. God, all these guys are assholes...uhhhh, Zexion! Cause he need sum milk.
VI. I'll take Xigbar even tho his Nort eye is dumb.
VII. Xemnas, cause he's a good nerd, and he just needs a bit of a nap. Scoot off to bed, young man. Your mood swings are showing.
VIII. Yup, it's Xaldin, and his compensation spears.
IX. Saix, because no personality is better than a terrible one.
X. Ehhhhmmm, Luxord? I guess? Good concept, but Yugioh edged him out...
XI. Xion, I would've put her higher...but I just can't get past the principal being bad. She is copypasta.
XII. Lexaeus... Name. Hard. To spell. Pretty...forgettable... Straight up dumb design...
XIII. Vexen, yeah it surprises me too that he ain't at the bottom, but I got a bone to pick So stay in the Organisation useless science weirdo predator man, hope they background checked you...
XIV. Duh duh duh duh! It's fuckin' Demyx the token asshat! He prolly smells like AXE, he's got a pompadour AND a mullet AND an undercut. And that's even more overcompensation than the other guy. Hit the curb, bitch boi.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
#kingdom hearts#kh#kh3#organization 13#xemnas#xigbar#xaldin#lexaeus#zexion#saix#axel#demyx#luxord#marluxia#larxene#roxas#xion#long post#sorry about the length but I was cry-laughing over this this morning
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