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maykitz · 5 hours
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tormenting shy people on the train by only moving out of the way or taking my bag off the empty seat if they ask me to no matter how apparently and insistently they'll be standing there eyeing it and trying to telepathically commune their desire
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maykitz · 22 hours
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ohh i get it now. her name is patchouli because she's wearing pajamas
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maykitz · 2 days
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i want the taito aqua float miku but can i justify dropping 40 bucks on another girl shaped plastic...
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maykitz · 2 days
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wtf i love lemongrass
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maykitz · 5 days
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saw an instant loss 2koma with like a snooty ojousama foreclosing a farm -> mooing and being milked
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maykitz · 5 days
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In my restless dreams, I see that rule 34. Bridget guilty gear instant loss. You promised me you’d post the link.
But you never did.
1. someone posted it in the replies 2. look it up on r34 yourself ipad baby 🫵
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maykitz · 6 days
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walter white and jessie were manufacturing bootleg hatchimals
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maykitz · 6 days
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i recently took the single blade razor pill and now i'm annoyed how stupid i was to ever buy those advertised 5 blades wilkinson gilette branded gay ass plastic cartridges for 20x the price
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maykitz · 7 days
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to affect hormone levels… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about away from feminization. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice feminize him in his sleep. Ironic. She could save others from instant loss2koma feminization, but not herself.
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maykitz · 8 days
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in retrospect maybe it was for the best van gogh died when he did cause i don't think he would've liked to hold on a bit longer just to reach ww1 very much
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maykitz · 8 days
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tumblr said soft cock is allowed 🔥🔥
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maykitz · 8 days
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i'd like to take a moment and apologise to all my followers i've hurt with my disrespectful words and deeds towards the cock addict goblins in the secret cavern
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maykitz · 9 days
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birds love to just be in the most random bushes
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maykitz · 9 days
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Post the dark elf.
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maykitz · 10 days
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they're forcing me to watch a lame self insert anime just to see a bitchy pawg dark elf supporting character
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maykitz · 10 days
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Guess what elf trailer dropped
i like the va they chose for the dark elf. but the animation looks pretty dogshit... the movements are about as smoothly animated as a smash bros brawl fan animation made by 1 guy for youtube in 2009. basically gonna be coloured manga pages with voice acting
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maykitz · 10 days
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i've said it before but you know bridget is a girl now by the way the r34 has improved and the way they've dropped like 10 figures of her since strive
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