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honorhearted · 1 year

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"take your bloody hands off of me!" from claire

@retrograderesemblance

The air was thick with smoke from musket-fire, and shouts arose from varying vantage points as Ben remained hunkered low behind a tree. He and his men had been out on a reconnaissance mission – it was supposed to be quick and open-and-shut – yet despite assurances of otherwise, they’d been thwarted by a small group of loyalists.

Aiming his flintlock as silently as he could, Ben glanced around the tree in his cramped position, his vision momentarily blinded by sweat as he searched through the woods. His cheek stung from a shallow cut he’d received from a low-hanging branch, and with a grimace, he paused to wipe his sleeve across the wound. Blood and perspiration smeared across his white cuff and further dirtied up his uniform.

Bang!

Fresh musket-shot zipped through the air and Ben dove to the side before running in a zigzag. Not pausing to look over his shoulder, he wove in between various trees and tore through the underbrush, all the while searching for the perfect place to take cover. Nearly losing his balance across the forest floor, he righted himself again and stumbled onward, but not before slamming headlong into a figure…something petite and warm.

Cursing, Ben managed to keep his flintlock from discharging as he landed harshly onto the stranger. He was suddenly peering directly into two wide eyes, and his breath caught once he realized he’d fallen over stop of…a woman? What in God’s name…?

Scanning the stranger from head to toe, he balked in mortification once he realized this woman was indecent – her odd-looking shift ended well above the knee, and her stockings, though a decent enough cover, were a peculiar color and fabric. Good God, who would have been cruel enough to steal this woman’s skirts? And why?

"Take your bloody hands off of me!"

Oh. Well, that had certainly been sobering...

Amidst trying to keep himself from being overheard by the enemy, let alone targeted, he now had to deal with a screeching, hysterical woman on top of it all. Had he been any less shocked, he might have slapped the sense into her -- he'd seen the camp physicians do this more than once -- but he remained stock-still and frozen before stammering, "I...I-I...m-madam, I am only trying to help...please! You must keep your voice down!"

#retrograderesemblance #the past is the past #//dumb title is dumb but i figured this was a time travel thing like you mentioned?#if not WHOOPS? lol #anyway with beta you can reblog the ask box if you want #cuz i'll be able to trim it #but you can also just start a new post like usual #whichever's easiest for you!#anyway hopefully this was fine cuz i literally have to leave RIGHT now lol

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nanaslutt · 2 months

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pranking jjk men by making “babe” autocorrect to “whore” in their phone

ʚ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna

ʚ cont: suggestiveness, crack

MINORS AND AGELESSBLOGS DNI

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aboyshapeddog · 8 days

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#queer nsft #dyke nsft #puppyboy #t4t #puppypl4y #posted on the wrong blog but it’s already up so whoops #mvttslvtt #<<< for the right page lol

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wifegideonnav · 8 months

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eta: the third to last option says 500-999 shhh

how to find the number: use this page to calculate the total number of notes your original posts have gotten, then divide by the number of original posts (and round the result however you see fit). here's mine as an example:

so i divide 142,200 by 626 and get 227.16, which i then round to 227 average notes per post

#I literally guessed for what the ranges should be so let’s see what the distribution is lol #I checked my blogs average and one v popular blogs average and worked from there whoops lmao #I’m a writer not a statistician ok #op

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dapper-lil-arts · 3 months

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EASY 💪

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mochasucculent · 6 months

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Another Owl House thang I started right after Clouds on the Horizon and then promptly never finished, this time bullying Hunter with that one SU line lol

#meant to add backgrounds #did not add backgrounds #the owl house #luz noceda #hunter wittebane #toh #never really enjoyed how those middle hunter drawings turned out but. shrug emoji #fanart #hunter noceda #idk what we all decided his fanon last name is #clouds on the horizon #these drawings are like. almost a year and a half old lol whoops #hunter looks soooooooo wet rat in that third image and i for some reason could not dial it down #like i tried and it did not look right but i still think this version is pretty extreme lol

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meanbossart · 22 days

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BY THE WAY, over on my patreon I have been posting sketches, WIPs, doodles - both things I still want to finish and stuff that I don't really plan on ever posting, for just 2 dollars a month. Subscribing helps me stay active and able to put more time into the art I'm making!

#*Suddenly remembers that I just do these things and then never promote them*#whoops LOL #patreon #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #DU drow #art

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magnoliacharmed · 18 days

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raw, april 8 2024

#whip whoop whatever lol #no i am not obsessed with drew rn why do you ask?#wwe raw #monday night raw #wweedit #drew mcintyre #damian priest #wwe #wwe gifs #mygif

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ghost-bxrd · 2 months

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Just rewatched the scene in Gotham Knights where Dick tries to have a heart-to-heart with Jason on a rooftop and Jason, true to character, shoves him lightly because he doesn’t do emotions, thank you.

And Dick, the dramatic queen, pretends to fall off the roof.

Honestly honey, you out of everyone should know not to scare people with that 😭😂

#some dark humor for the audience lol #also Jason’s panicked little Dick? DICK! had me in tears #sweet boy was terrified he accidentally killed Nightwing lmao #meanwhile Dick:#whoop de doo look at me walking on my hands!#jason todd #dick grayson #Gotham knights #batboys #ghost talks #ghost games

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tezzbot · 6 months

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I really like the headcanon that a very select amount of people are allowed to actually call Tails 'Miles' and Shadow is on that list, it's very cute to me ^_^

#sth #shadow the hedgehog #miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #mydoodles #accidentally left this sitting in the drafts lol whoops #that sonic in the top right is my favourite sonic I've drawn so far tbh #I meant to put a table behind them in that second “panel” but whatever lol implied table #Blaze is another who Tails is fine with using Miles for him because she preferred to not use the nickname until she felt close enough to hi #that she like felt it was acceptable hehe #princess etiquette brain #anyway shout out to people who draw shadows bike I'm certainly never doing it again LOL #to be fair I did not use reference.. I simply did my best

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wasyago · 3 months

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squeaky_toy_sound_effect.mp4

#im gonna end up giving half the hermits these animal noses bc they're too cute and fun they'll all look like goofy movie cast #its a sacrifice im willing to make tho #i wanna try to implement more fun and magical details and traits into my designs and not only base them on realism #god knows if something comes out of it #like. you know how in ancient mythology they mashed all the cool animals together in insane ways that make no sense? i wanna do that #about scar: idk if im gonna keep drawing him with this nose tbh. still haven't decided if i like it more than the normal one #might also come up with something else entirely too. that's always an option lol #like. maybe a more kitty nose? or ooh a big round lilo and stitch nose damn... really i should be drawing this and not typing whoops #hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #my art #sketch

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loktauri · 10 months

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Happy anniversary to poetry

#traffic smp #double life smp #pearlescentmoon #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname #my art #and in true Lokta fashion this is a day and then some late LOL #had to draw something for the life series that got me back into hermitcraft cmon #pls don't mind the rough composition #this was just supposed to be a small doodle and then colour suddenly appeared on the canvas whoops

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sraksha · 5 months

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Your art is so fun, it makes me smile every time I see it! If you're taking requests, can you draw casual Time vibing with Legend and/or Four? Perhaps commiserating about having some of the only brain cells

Tales from Lon Lon part 1 (part 2)

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu legend #lu time #lu four #art request #sraksha's art #i have a scary amount of old requests yet to be drawn #whoops #yall have no idea how WEIRD it was #to color four without half of his colors #he looks so bland lol

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co27 · 9 months

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semiannual kris deltarune art

#deltarune #kris dreemurr #fanart #dnoodle #kris deltarune #I JUST NOTICED I FORGOT THEIR ARMOR ON THEIR OTHER ARM LOL. WHOOPS #this might ahve like only 2 pixels. well. thats my bad #i have a new brush that im really having fun using so who knows i might actually 'post' more 'art'#which reminds me. i have artfight stuff to work on #image desc in alt text #1k

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ineffablecollision · 7 months

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Since @bizarrelittlemew requested it, the preview for the next two episodes! EDIT: I uploaded a new version since my OBS messed up and cropped a smidge!!

#i hope i'm not too slow LOL #i meesed up the obs stuff WHOOPS well you get the gist #i'm gonna keep my thoughts to me btw i am not gonna say anything about the wall push or the scene in bed okay? okay.#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd 2 #ofmd spoilers

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zhukzucraft · 1 month

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excited for the (sword) fight club

#who's gonna win my money's on gem #smallishbeans #geminitay #hermitcraft season 10 #mcyt #whoops hope nobody noticed the version with the extra finger lol

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