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Jeremy: "Become the leader," they said.
Killian: WHO THE HELL PUTS OUT A FIRE BY FANNING IT?!
Nikolai: I panicked okay?!
Gareth: Someone gets the fire foam thingy!
Killian: THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER?
Jeremy: "It'll be fun," they said.
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Dante: Tristan-
Tristan: No
Dante: But I haven't said anything yet??
Tristan: Whatever you were going to say, I knew it would be trouble.
Dante: I was just gonna ask you to pass me the salt-
Tristan: *picks the bottle*
Tristan: *cap opens and salt spills everywhere*
Dante: (laughing histerically) Got you!
Tristan: *vein pulsing in his forehead*
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Jude: Oak, why do have a red mark on your neck?
Oak: Oh, uh- a mosquito bit me.
Suren: Good morning everyone.
Cardan: (whispering to Oak) Is she the mosquito?
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Lana: You know, sometimes, it's good to be wanted.
Logan: Not by the fcking LAW!!
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Gianna: So you and Elena don't fight?
Nico: Nope. She tells me to stfu and I do.
Gianna: YOU SEE THAT!!
Christian: oH pLeAsE-
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Jules: Idiot
Josh: :(
Jules: My idiot
Josh: :)
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[Josh and Christian bantering]
Alex: *enjoying and sipping wine*
Bridget: Why does everyone talks about Josh's son marrying Christian's daughter but nobody talks about Jules and Alex becoming inlaws after Josh marries her...!?
Alex: *spits the wine*
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Ava: He is the biggest A-hole ever.
Cecily: You're not explaining what he did...
Ava: He breathes!
Ava: *turns to Eli*
Ava: Stop breathing.
Ava: *Stomps off*
Eli: *smirks while adjusting himself*
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Adeline: Trust or Dare?
Zade: Dare
Adeline: Ahha! Got you. You'll have to apply lipstick till the end of the game.
Zade: Okay.
Adeline: Just like that? No negotiations or arguments?
Zade: My masculinity won't get hurt with a lipstick little mouse. I will remain intact till the day I make you scream my name every day at night.
Sibby: *ready with the camera* For fcks sake, give him the lipstick already.
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Person: Hello 911, a couple set our entire neighbourhood on fire.
Person: Their names are-
Officer: Josh Chen and Jules Ambrose.
Officer: *sighs* It's always them.
Officer: Fire Brigade is on its way.
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Amara: Tristan isn't answering his phone.
Morana: I'll try.
Dante: Amara and I have both tried six times-
Tristan: *on call with Morana* Hello?
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Inej: *front outside the bathroom* Are you decent?
Kaz: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.
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Alex: *wakes up after a long nap*
Alex: Did I die? Am I in heaven?
Josh: *knocks at the door*
Josh: Open up, it's me and Jules.
Alex: Oh, It's hell.
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[At Dinner]
Bran: Can you please pass the salt Dad-
[Levi and Niko reach for the salt at the same time]
Levi: *eye twitching*
Niko: *quietly pulls his hand back to maintain the star son-in-law image*
Aster: *finds somewhere else to be*
Bran: *horrified*
Landon: So, were you going to say daddy or just dad?
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Kenji: Time for plan G.
Josh: Don't you mean plan B?
Kenji: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Josh: What about plan D?
Kenji: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Josh: What about plan E?
Kenji: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.
Aaron: I like plan E.
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Christian: For the last time, I'm not in love with Gianna.
Nico: *sneezes*
Nico: Apologies, I'm allergic to bullshit.
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Christian: For the last time, I'm not in love with Gianna.
Nico: *sneezes*
Nico: Apologies, I'm allergic to bullshit.
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