#idk why theyre in pjs idk | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

toxicanonymity · 1 year

Note

hnggg creepy neighbor night walks joel catching reader in public again 🥸🥸 she’s out with friends at a restaurant and hes just *conveniently* at the same place…he slides into the booth theyre in next to reader and starts acting chummy, meanwhile touching her underneath the table 🤭🤭

night walks restaurant drabble / night walks master list

Idk short | joel x f!reader | 18+ fingering, oral, in public

Oh yeah. . . dimly lit bar/restaurant. You're in a booth with your friends and one of them gets up to go talk to a guy, and ends up leaving with him. Next thing you know someone's sliding in next to you, and you smell weed,. He rubs your thigh and you look at him. Lo and behold it's Joel, wearing that same hot ass jacket, showing his chest off. With the necklace since he's "going out." Soft pants, white with black pinstripes. They could actually pass for decent if you didn't know his MO - they're definitely PJ pants.

He looks hot as hell, so your friends are keen to get to know him and keep asking him questions. They're asking you "How long have you known each other? Girl, why haven't you mentioned him before?" You say "he's just a neighbor." But Joel says "oh, come on pumpkin, we know each other a little better than that," as he slides his hand up your skirt. Your friends urge Joel to stay, despite your mild protests, so he takes his leather jacket off and settles in. He drapes the jacket over his arm in. your lap. No one could really see before, but the added cover of the jacket really emboldens him.

He pretends like he's reading the menu. He brushes your skirt out of the way, slides his hand right into your panties and of course you're soaking wet. "Mmmm," he says with his eyes on the menu. "Bet that tastes good." Meanwhile he's rubbing you just right, just how he knows you like it, getting you really hot and bothered. Your face heats up and you squirm.

You excuse yourself to go to the restroom, planning to finish yourself off. But he follows you, slips into the one-person restroom behind you, and he's like "allow me." Locks the door behind him, walks you up against the counter and says. "know you want the d, but i'm starvin', pumpkin." He gets on his knees, puts one of your legs over his shoulder, pulls your panties to the side, and digs in. He makes you come in no time flat, then he's like, "Couldn't even wait til you got home, could ya?" as he puts your skirt back down. "that's okay, i was in the mood for somethin' juicy."

Later, you tell your friends he's your dealer to explain him going to the bathroom with you.

#night walks!joel #joel miller x reader #creepy!joel miller #neighbor!joel #creepy!joel #pervy!joel #dark!joel #toxicanonymity ☠️#nightwalks☠️

487 notes · View notes

nostalgic-muffins · 7 months

Text

bored out of my mind so here r my obey me hcs for what halloween costume they would wear. idk

lucifer

i just know his ass is the parent with no costume walking behind all of his brothers and having to carry their candy. BUT if he HAD to wear a costume then i think hed wear like a vampire costume or smth. idk i dont think hed wear anything

mammon

werewolf. need i say more

leviathan

he has like a whole bunch of cosplay already so either a tsl character, ruri chan, or like a random ass anime character. asmo would see him putting on his ruri chan costume right before they go trick or treating up in the human world and be like "HELL NO YOUR NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT" and make him wear something else. anyway he went out as a diff anime character. but SPECIFICALLY an anime character that has headphones so he can listen to happy halloween by junky on loop throughout the night to drown out the sounds of his brothers arguing while belphie and satan plot ways to kill lucifer (they are literally plotting out loud right behind him and lucifer repeatedly goes "you two realize i can hear you, right?" at least four different times and every time he says it they look at him like hes insane before going back to plotting out loud)

satan

either a werewolf or cat

heres why.

cat: for obvious reasons

werewolf: if lucifer decided to go as a vampire then hed go as a werewolf bc i just KNOW hes read twilight (source: trust me bro). if hes upset about being werewolves w mammon then hell go as a cat instead

asmodeus

its the one time of the year where he can wear whatever the fuck he wants so he goes all out!! makeup, dresses, high heels, everything!! hed probably wear one of those sexy nurse costumes and be silly all night while flirting w the humans that r giving out candy

beelzebub

burger. like the burger costume jade west wore from victorious. (please know what im taking about please know what im taking about please know what im taking about please know what im taking abou-) it makes him hungry tho so yall have to stop by mcdonalds every two seconds (rip ur wallet bc none of them have human world money </3) either that or a werewolf just like in the halloween event

belphegor

he wears the fuckin snork mimimi old man pjs and he has the long ass hat and fuzzy slippers and he carries around a candle and everything. also hes carrying his candy in a pillowcase and ends up making lucifer carry it not even halfway through the night bc "hes tired"

diavolo

hed be like "yippee!! human world candy!!" in his demon form and the humans giving him candy would be FUCKING TERRIFIED. theyre shaking and slowly giving him the whole bowl of candy and hes like "oh my!! i didnt know humans were so generous!"

barbatos

he probably wouldnt wear a costume. hed just be following diavolo around tho. diavolo would beg him to do smth tho so hed end up going in his demon form or smth

luke

he was debating what he should dress up as like the whole month of october and every. single. time he asked, the brothers would be like "go as a chihuahua." and hed lose his shit. he ended up going as a flying squirrel tho so that was adorable.

simeon

idk i feel like he wouldnt wear a costume. hed help luke carry around his candy tho. luke would beg him to just wear his angel outfit and hed give in. he would get soooo many compliments throughout the night.

solomon

hed be like a mad scientist w a white lab coat and safety goggles and gloves and everything

OR (this one is my favorite out of the two for him)

jack skellington. now here me out on this one-

#obey me swd #obey me #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me nightbringer #idk how to tag this HELP ME #obey me satan #obey me luke #obey me simeon #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me solomon

51 notes · View notes

givsmn · 2 years

Text

my live reaction to Thor: Love and Thunder

okay. so far. i am NOT lovin this. "im tired" dies THATS SAD I'M SAD NOW IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS

BIG SAD RN BIG BIG BIG SAD HES LYIN BESIDE HER GRAVE

yes i would say he's suffered severely but i would not recommend followin the eery whispers in the wind

ooh green, we like green

bro your daughter coulda surv- what'd you slice your palm on

Rapu? that you?

Gorr… babe you don't look so good- aw he's so cute when he smiles

RAPU FUCK YOU

$10 Gorr finna pick up that sword and dice Rapu

oh well he didn't pick up the sword, it presented to him

AW I WANNA FLOWER PERSON

ooh gold blood, pick that shit up

Steve T-T Tony T^T i hate that thing MOON MOON !!!

musics great tho

KORG, baby

omfg he baby

"fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good" lmfao

Fonda gave me whiplash fr

SHUt UP KORG JFC MY GODS

GROOT <3

DAD BOD, GOD BOD, SAD BOD I CANNAE KORG PLEASE

lmfao Quill did not ask for this

bro Stormbreaker grew roots?

… why is he witch ridin Storkbr- yk what, nvm

DIE SCUM

stfu Thor, you embarrass me sm

OMG the AESTHETIC ASDFGHJKL

GUNS N' ROSES BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

my heat is racin rn sm

THE SPLITS WHAT TTTTTT

lmfao omg the GOTG cannae

bro you broke their temple. it finna shatter ain't it

yep, yep, there it is. poor fellas

Jane Fonda, hello

istg if Darcy eats those w sticks ima flip

yikes, four. sorry bro

she didn't use the sticks!

hope Darcy notices myuh-myuh's gone

self experimentin, are we?

SELVIG <3

wait wait is she finna find Mjolnir and put it back together to give her health

VALKYRIE

i'd buy that spice, please

INFINTY CONEZ!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

wow, they're boomin, that's great

oh gods, more theater

ALAN GRANT?!?!!!!!

bitches, Odin did NOT stand up and no you won't, perish

glitter, glitter mfs

"Transform!" ????!?!?! LIKE POWER RANGERS!?!?!??!

oh gods, McCarthy

this whole thing gave me a stroke, i love it

Jane Fonda finna steal them stones, i get

YEP IT'S FONDA

oop, ominious weather and vibrations oohoohooh

they're levitating

GOD OF DISASTER? ? ? ?

who the fuck is screa- oh good gods

they jus didn't want the goats

NEBULA <3 hi babe

oh where Gamora?

WAIT MANTIS W A GUN!?

omg they can understand them i cannae please please

no that's not it, ima have a stroke

congrats, babe. how many spouses?

Sif's alive? bro i did not know that

he visibly and audibly deflated

inspirational speech, Quill <3 thanks

pft pft pft i'm chockin Let Go Thor Let Go

that's His ship bro, bro, bro

IM CHOKING IM HAVING A STROKE THOR MOVE

you frickincrazy axe

(GOATS SCREAMING)

barren ice wasteland

Falligar is adorable, wHY ARE THEY DEAD THEYRE ADORABLE

bro she's missin an arm

you're not in battle PFT OH SHIT

oh nu, not assgard god butcher

oop ominious figure in white, how sexy

sleepin children

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

reminds me of the angel of death in the Moses sto- NVM BIG ASS SPYDERS

VAKLYRIE ASDFGHJKL ON HER PEGASAUS BABEEEEEE IN PJS

oh smoll boys

lmfao blood splatter on the camera

METALLIC HUMMING OVERHEAD BABE

AHEHEHEHE DEMONIC GIGGLING

TESSA THOMPSON, MARRY ME POR FAVORA PALIHUG NA

???? he jus treated myuh-myuh like a mf dog jfc

vrooms past i bet HA got it

oh hello ms. FondaBRO THATS SO DAMN COOL IT SPLIT LIKE BUMBLEBEE DID OMFG OMG OMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOGMSOGJSPOFGJOPSFGJPSGJSPGOJSFPOJGPSFOGJSGJ

pft Thor please

it's ms. Fonda to you, childe

omfg the rollerskates thing i cannae please

halloween party??? bro no stop doin myuh-myuh like that

oh yea cryin durin comedy's ik that

Nick Furry.

poor babes

i feel liked that's not how legend-myth works but idk enough abt it to contend

panic attack?

oh you poor idiot

oh bro spoogies

Thor's so shiny tho

~then you know this is going to hurt~

oof raggity man

VALKYRIE <3 <3

blinker light eyeballs fr

bros goin for the children tho idk how they've been sleepin thru it all

THEYRE TAKIN THE CHILDREN

what in the fresh fuckery was that cage on legs

Eight years, seven months, and six days.

please stop bickering

Daryl

THEATER

Jodie Fonda.

bro you srsly tryna call myuh-myuh from her

OMFG STORMBREAKER

is this real? feels like a fever dream

slowly creeps in

STOP BETRAYIN STORMBREAKER YOU ASS

should Thor intervene? bc it might undermine her, idk how this stuff works

what's squeaking

pft

oh good lords

Valkyrie is exhausted

CAPE GROWS BACK?

Heimdall had a son?

AXL

hoi, respect his name

magic eyes

Thor~!

i like Axl sm

pft "oh my god. go away"

those children are finna start cryin, shut up Thor

JODIE FONDA WHY'D THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH STOP IT

omnipotence city

QUETZALCOATL theyre mentioned in my fanfic

Zeus is not wise

goats

she's still an alcholic

myuh-myuh

Thor you're a chil- omg Stormbreaker

oh shit Jane.

geez what'd you go and do that for

Valkyrie <3 3 <3 <3

they're so damn cute

THEY BOOPED SWORD AND MYUH-MYUH

pft don't feed on the children please thanks

those goats make me wanna shoot myself in the foot

the city so pretty- what'd you go and wreck the lawn for babes

Jodie, Jodie, Jodie stop, stop, stop please

he has a boyfriend, it's Bruce

so cool

Valkyrie's so amused

he has feelings for Jodie Fonda

VALKYRIE YOU'RE GREAT

Axl <3 <3 <3

Gorr <3 <3 <3

Gorr, that's not how you bond w children, mate

pft she slaughtered the emotion gods

DRAGON OMG DRAGON ITS A DRGON

BAO??? I WANT BAO

hmmmm zeus

oh good gods how theatrical jfc

omg he copied zeus in every way

Thor's a nerd through and through, fanboy

tf accent is that

HA orgy

?? oh yea he's not that great

HA AGGRESSION the aggression confuses him

en masse.

did he finger gun shackles

oh here it comes

like, it's funny. but also, i'm imaginin that happenin to a woman and :[]

he's prolly gon be reinvited to the orgy

bro the bearded harp guy fainted

T-T his tats

A SHY COURGETTE!?!?!?!? A ZUCCHINI!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

pft disguise off

you tell him, babe

so, chill, baby cake

the theatrics!? "no"

Valkyrie's muscles i cannae please please please

omg Jodie Fonda's muscles i cannae please please please

his accent, it's givin me a stroke

"rush his bum"

lmao i love Fonda's excitement "hell yeah!" knocks off someone's head

JANE'S HAMMER STILL IS SO AWESOME

aw yisssss ms. Valkyrie, relish the goldblood spray

!? KORG nononononononnonono cmon fOR WHATOH DHIT HE CAUGHT IT oh gods the line

i feel like that wouldn't kill him tho

Kog Korg KORG!? omg baby, you're alive PFT mouth

omg that's such a pretty whi- wow, yea no i liove the screamin goats and GNR better

T^T marry me? please, Valkyrie

yO THOSE THINGS STARING INTO THE WINDOW BEFORE THEY FLEW OUT LOOKS LIKE CELESTIALS

screaming goats on rainbows w rock and roll in the bg is my new aesthetics

he's so good w kids, so sweet

"Team Kids in a Cage"

why's he keep messin w his no- ha

Korg loved it, noted

i thought you needed the necrosword to kill gods

omg Stormbreaker's jealous- THOR YOUR'RE BEIN DISLOYAL

i'm more invested in Thor x Stormbreaker then Thor x Jane

… he fed it beer… hE SCRATCHED THE UNDERCHIN WHAT

his lil thing when she turns around is the fattest mood i have ever witnessed

Korg music? pft omg that's cute

thanks Korg, you stripped her bare

yep, this is real, that fumbling lmao

oh the fear in her eyes

"bye"

he's good at comfortin, once he calms down a bit

Thor baby

oh no, the color, it's broken

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT LANDING HA

oh nu the bone cage is empty

their pinkies T-T

is myuh-myuh so broken it cannae summon the Bifrost?

oh bro she yeeted

Gorr, you're spoogie, i love it

yea idk if the dentist can help w that bud

ha he's a lil fanboy too, omg. his giggle was adorable

baby, she's crying

i find his face fascinatin

oop he's chokin em

his hand was on his shoulder, so faint

… tentacle porn is completely plausible and acceptable it's accepted i accept it

it's funny how he keeps sproutin from the shadows like a whack-a-mole

omg myuh-,yuh

oh no the boat!

bro i completely forgot abt Korg

HEY HE IMAPLED HER NO

oh nu he's got the key

oh bro she looks shit

a fridge without a door.

yea babe he goin w/o you

T-T bc he loves her, always

he still has Loki's hair twined into his own braids

damn she lost her whole kidney

yO head at 01:29:07 is movin

that was a celestial head that fell oh them

attackin children w shadow monsters? mateur Gorr

he's plannin on makin em whack the monsters w sticks?

Space Vikings, hooray

omg he's givin em power "for a limited time only"

HEY IT'S THAAT TREE OMGGG

GLOWY EYE CHILDREN I WANT THEM

GENERAL AXL

DO YOUR WOEST BABIES

OMGGGGG THE GINGER

MY HEARTRATE RN ASDFGHJKL

BEAT THEIR ASSES

DSKGJLKJDGLKSJGLKSJGKLSJGSGJSGKJLSGJ

YOU'RE DOIN SO GOOD BABIES, SO PROUD

OMGGGG AXL VAULTIN THRU THE AIR

lil baby girl fairy, you've my heart, you too floating girl w rabbit, i wish my Fluffy did that

way to be creepy Mjolnir

oh shit, he got decked

Jane Foster <3

go children, go!

let go of his friend, shadow tentacles !!!

her name is Mighty Thor, ass

Dr. Jane Foster is bomb

oh good lord, not that

I LOVE WATCHIN PPL CATCH THOSE THINGS AXL YOU DID SO GOOD

snap it in half, babes

couldn't it jus reform like myuh-myuh?

oh damn, she caught the bits

well this has a certain finality

oop she obliterated your sword pal

i imagine a lot of Aro's might be confused at this scene, but also not

did he not realize he could bring her back?

then use your wish to save Jane? as an apology?

ooooooooooh you're gon have your nemisis take care of your child, interestin

omg galaxy-reflection-girl, you're so pretty

Jane is a god.

see, she's gettin the gold dust fade, like od*n, that means she's a god. i take no criticism

she's cute

oh hi, Korg

ARE YOU SERIOUS

DWAYNE

this is so dumb i love it

omggg sad god to dad god

yes they'e pan flaps

what's that accent

that's so accurate, w the shoes

omg myuh-myuh

Thor, referrin to myuh-myuh: where did you put HIM

the girl: eh, SHE looked boring before

Thor: eh, suppose IT did

d'aw her lil thumbs up in the mirror/head jig w helmet, so cute

HES SO SUPPORTIVE

she's wearin' Hulk's colors

??? why'd she get Stormbreaker? after all Thor's talk abt bein over his ex-weapon, smh

"The Space Viking and his girl, born from Eternity." i adore that line sm, wow

OMG IS HER NAME LOVE? HER NAME IS LOVE. THAT'S PERFECT

haha, Louis Despocito

Credits

ngl i expected the GotG to show up more for some reason

ugh not him. well, i was right. he's not dead

dude You Are a joke

Hercules??? well ig we know who our nxt villain will be, tho he seems a bit low lvl, so maybe he's a starter villian for Love

glow dust. it's Jodie Fonda ain't it. it is!

Heimdall!! HI BABE

she's in the land of the gods! knew it!

THOR WILL RETURN

Movie End

some thoughts are i like how it began w losin a daughter and ended w gainin one, it's sweet, poetic in a way ion understand ig

there was no Loki T-T i miss him, he would influence Love in the worst way possible and i want it

the beginning was kinda awkward but Thor was also especially awkward so it's fine, he was overcompensating, it's understandable

i can see ppl complainin abt how this movie serves "romantic love fixes all!" bc i legit jus saw s/o complainin abt it. and maybe it does? but so what. Thor's loves love and in the end, he ended up w a daughter

THE DAUGHTER. UGH. i love Love, she's great

SHE BETTER SHOW UP IN LATER MOVIES W LIKE TOM!PETER AND HARLEY AND CASSIE AND KAMALA OK? OK

THEYRE THE NXT GEN THEYRE THE NXT GEN THEYRE THE NXT GEN

i didn't like Jane in the first 2 movies- tbh i barely rmbr the first 2 movies -but i adore her now. i'm wonderin if the final scene was a hint at her comin back or Marvel jus tellin us where she ended up and that she is OK

Axl intrigued me. there was no mention of it, but i wonder if he's trans

first of all, the only experience i've had w the name Astrid is from HTTYD and searchin feminine names

secondly, when i changed my name, i also looked at bands lmfao

i really like how it was dealt w too, tho i wonder - if Axl is trans - if Thor knew of him prior. bc he didn't care when Valkyrie said he was Heimdall's son, only that Axl wanted to change his name

DARCY DIDNT SAY BYE TO JANE THATS SAD

all in all, i adore it and ion get why i saw so many bad reviews. there was personality in these movies, compared to the first 2 Thors

i hold it to equal height to Thor: Ragnarok and the only way it could've been better was if Loki was there- or Sylvi!

#Thor: Love and Thunder #TLAT #Axl Rose #Thor #movie review #Jane Foster #Jodie Fonda #Valkyrie #Thor: Love and Thunder spoilers

4 notes · View notes

guardianofthestarz · 2 months

Text

this year my goal was to read at least 25 books (which now seems too easy) and i decided to start with rick's books cuz i loved pjo

(i then realized i had actually never finished the pjo series - i didnt finish the LAST book... thats crazy)

i went on yt and found a vid that showed the RIGHT way to read all his books so my journey started.

anyway blah blah blah, i wanted to talk about the kane chronicles

obv spoilers if you havent read those and if you care

hell nah. that series was so bad 😭😭 (imo ofc and ill explain why i think so)

i should mention that i read the first and third book, but i only read half of the second book cuz it got very looooooong and boring to me (i just read the wikipedia summary for it)

also the only reason i read these books was cuz i knew there would be a collab between the magicians and demigods and that sounded rly interesting to me!

im usually not that picky when it comes to books/fics/anything so i was surprised i didnt like these books. first of all theyre so long, and for what.. the world ends in 3, 4, 5 days yet each book is 90k words at best and 120k-ish words at worst. it just dragged ooooooon and onnnnn and onnnnnnnnnn. i thought maybe its just the length that im not used to (even tho ive read way longer fics but i thought maybe its not the same..) then i started reading the heroes of olympus series which was a similar length and i sped thru those. which prob means that the kane chronicles were just boring. i was gonna say that it just felt like there were attacks and fights just cuz, but then again, thats kinda similar to percy jackson books. i cant put my finger on why some fights felt kinda useless and filler.. unlike in pj books. also when they beat apophis it felt too easy. there was so much build up to that final battle, and in the end he got destroyed in like half a page or smt.. not satisfying! and since we know the kane siblings are still alive (cuz of the recording being sent etc), it didnt feel like there was anything at stake.

the egyptian mythology was actually pretty interesting, i did like learning about it. however, at times there was just a LOT of info being dumped- so many gods/stories etc that i had a hard time remembering everything. i think w the percy jackson/greek mythology books there was just more time for rick to set the scene and build the world so it didnt feel that overwhelming (even tho it was still a lot, im ngl).

and now my biggest complaint... i thought rick could write powerful female characters butttttttttt maybe that was just annabeth LOL. SADIE WAS SO ANNOYING!!!!!! she was SO unlikeable but i think we werent supposed to dislike her??? yeah shes young but so was percy and annabeth and every demigod from the pjo series and they were much more enjoyable to read about. all she cared about was guys. more specifically, sadie, a 12yo, was head over heels for ANUBIS, a THOUSAND YEAR OLD god, who oh yeah,,, looked like a 16yo guy but idk if its just me, thats still a WEIRD/uncomfy AGE DIFFERENCE 😭shes so lucky that she ended up w basically both guys she had a crush on, but she still made it such a big deal when that happened.

like anubis had stabbed her in the back or smt lmfao. also should mention that in the pjo books for ex., percabeth didnt just happen when they were 12/13... a long time passed so that relationship could feel unrushed and natural.

dont get me wrong, liking a guy etc is all normal and very teenage-y (even tho sadie wasnt even a teenager when all this happened). but making that MOST of her personality, or smt she constantly thought about and prioritized during the END OF THE WORLD. she just seemed very irresponsible and immature (which makes sense cuz shes a child.... maybe i shouldnt be reading these books as an almost 20yo) (but i can still tell when some1 has annoying qualities objectively) (even if its still a kids book)

idk thats just annoying. carter was tryna save the day/world and sadie had other things in her mind. or when she wanted to go hang out w her friends for her bday even tho the world was ending VERY soon and they had to get going. yeah she wants to be a normal kid but rn theres more important things you gotta think about bbg (and yes i do understand that the dance or her bday hang out would help w morale but at least be on the look out for stuff and dont think that youre not still on the job and most likely putting every1 in danger..). save the world first, then enjoy your life. maybe take a cake to go while youre traveling. maybe call your besties and talk to them on the phone for an hour or whatever

carter wasnt perfect, but even his obsession w zia wasnt THAT bad. it felt more normal and smt the reader (or i) could get behind and not dislike him too much for.

(when carter said that i thought he was in my head cuz i was literally thinking that sadie always leaves him to deal w important stuff)

i feel like theres more i had to say but theres too much negativity in this post already LOL im sorry 😭 this trilogy wasnt a 0 or 1 star, it was closer to 2 or maybe even 3. i didnt mind ignoring most of these. the only thing i couldnt ignore was sadie's attitude sometimes and ofc the weird relationship between her and anubis, but when walt showed up etc i had hope and it did get slightly better!

ofc im not a writer and i couldnt prob never write anything half as good as any of rick's books, but this is just my experience as the reader. as i mightve mentioned , rn im reading the heroes of olympus books for the first time and im enjoying them quite a lot!

lmk if you agree or disagree w anything, i usually change my mind somewhat easily so id love to see this series from some1 else's pov

#kane chronicles #sadie kane #carter kane #anubis #book review #rick riordan #opinion

1 note · View note

cat-vase · 5 years

Text

Nightmare

Tim woke up with a start. His heart was pounding, he was already crying, and he was shaking. He turned on the lamp by his bed, picked up his phone, and instantly called Brian. He didn't expect him to pick up, or let alone wake up to hear it in the first place, but he did.

"Hey man, whatsup?"

Brian was whispering and sounded half asleep, but Tim didn't blame him. It must've been at least three in the morning.

"Nothing, it's... I'm sorry..."

"No, man... 's gotta be..."

Brian yawned, and Tim tried to quiet the fact that he was sobbing into his phone.

"...be 'mportant if you're callin' this late."

Tim took a deep, shuddering breath, and before he could speak again, Brian did.

"You 'kay?"

There was a genuine lilt of concern in Brian voice, and as Tim wiped his face with his sweater sleeve he realized he caused something he wouldn't be able to get out of.

"No..."

Brian sounded instantly more awake now.

"I'm coming over."

Brian hung up as Tim stood up, trembling, and unlocked his dorm room door. He stood there for a bit until Brian knocked ever so gently before letting himself in. He closed the door slowly behind him as he went over to Tim's bed, sitting on it and patting the space next to him.

Tim walked over and sat down, his arms wrapped around him almost defensively, his face already red and glossy from crying so hard.

"Hey bud."

Brian's voice was soft. Gentle. Quiet.

"Can I see your hands? Is that ok?"

Tim thought for a moment before slowly unfolding his arms and placing his hands into Brian's outstretched palms. Brian smiled, gently squeezing Tim's hands in his own.

"You're safe, okay? You're safe, and you're here, and you'll be alright soon. Okay?"

Tim nodded, the warmth of Brian's hands giving him some sort of pleasant feeling that he didn't know he needed until now.

"Do you want to talk about it? If not it's okay, either is okay."

Tim looked away, and Brian's heart sank.

"I..."

Tim started to sob again, his breathing hitched as he spoke.

"I don't... I don't want you to leave..."

"I won't leave, Tim. I won't. I promise."

"I... I didn't meet you that long ago and... I don't wanna ruin it..."

Tim took his hands away from Brian's to wipe his face, putting them in his lap, and looked back over at Brian.

"I... I don't know... I'm scared..."

"That's okay, Tim. That's alright. If you can't tell me, that's alright. You're trying your best, and I'm proud of you, bud. You're doing great. Just breathe for me, yeah? Just breathe."

Tim brought his knees up to his chest and wrapped his arms around them, trying to breathe in between tears.

"It was... I was... It was a really bad dream, I was... and there was... there was a bad..."

He cut himself off with a strangled whine, and lowered his head down so he didn't have to see how disappointed Brian probably was in him.

Brian sat there for a moment in silence and in his pajamas at five in the morning, staring at Tim. He was bawling his eyes out, dressed in an old looking sweater that was awfully too big on him, and all in all Brian felt absolutely fucking terrible from the bottom of his heart that he couldn't help his best friend more.

"Tim, do you... Do you want a hug?"

Tim looked up, but said nothing.

"I wanted to ask first. To make sure it was okay."

Tim nodded and Brian hugged him, rubbing small circles into Tim's back as he cried into his chest. Brian kept murmuring words of positivity and encouragement until the crying seemed to have stopped and Tim pulled away, his arms still hugging his legs.

"I'm... I'm so sorry Brian, I..."

Brian cut him off there.

"It's okay, Tim. Your feelings are valid, alright? It's okay. I want you to know you're safe. Because you are. You. Are. Safe. And I'm always here if you need me."

"I... I... I know you said that before, but..."

"I meant it, Tim. I really did. I promise. This isn't a problem. You're not a problem. You didn't do anything wrong."

Tim was silent for a long while, and he put his hands on Brian's again during the silence.

"Thank you."

Brian smiled ever so softly.

"You're welcome."

#marble hornets #timothy wright #brian thomas #au #unnamed au #cat.writes #IDK WHAT THIS IS!!#IT'S GARBAGE!#TAKE IT!#Brian is being a nice polite man that's why I wanted to post it.....#also Brian's pjs in this are unicorns and watermelons!! 🦄 🍉#brim #kinda? this is brim maybe?#you can take it as brim #if not theyre good friends! this would happen! theyre pals!#also theyre in college-#i never make anything clear ever so. yyeah

62 notes · View notes

swiftlywiththefoxes · 5 years

Text

I just ordered more of my favorite PJ pants (I bought them back in 2015 so like, it was time) and I'm soooo excited you would think I just ordered a puppy or something

#pjs by 5 or death is my motto #theyre soooo soft when theyre new #also theyre $16 for two and theyre men's sweats idk why i waited so long to get more lol

1 note · View note

senseiwu · 2 years

Text

Where is rhe email for my pyjamas peter alexander. Where is it. I want my pyjamas peter alexander.

#ignore me #bought some new pjs the other day to replace some old old old ones #i cannot wait for them to arrive #i love pyjamas. so much #rip cloud pyjamas and matryoshka pyjamas. you will be missed #especially the matryoskha ones. they were one of my favourites #idk why i like pyjamas so much i just do fhhdhwjw #i have banned myself from ever going into a peter alexander store. they just sell like pyjamas and stuff. and theyre expensive.#online is different I think i have better impulse control on online purchases idk why #this is why it would be better for me to do grocery shopping online lmao

1 note · View note

tetsookie · 6 years

Photo

a small gift for @its-love-u-asshole who wrote my absolute favorite kurotsuki (+ bokuaka) fic, Slipping Underneath!! 💖 Thanks for bringing me so much joy through your fantastic writing, Adri, I’ll always be rooting for you!! 😘

#kurotsuki #bokuaka #haikyuu #Kuroo Tetsurou #tsukishima kei #Bokuto Koutarou #akaashi keiji #its-love-u-asshole #i actually had sketches for these for WHO knows how long and finally had some free time to finish it so HERE IS GIFT FOR YOU #lookit slob kuroo im love it #also those owl pjs were my fav thing to draw xD along with bokuto IDK WHY I LOVE DRAWING BOKUTO #im sorry theyre my bias theyre not even the focus of the fic im a sham #hope you like it adri!! love youu <3 #(forgive any odd mistakes here and there i havent been sleeping well recently xD)#my art #slipping underneath

14 notes · View notes

yakocchi · 2 years

Photo

After-Hours, He’s a Man (VIP) // Eisuke

yes, the original title is closer to “the (side of) him during the late hours (of the night)” but we have fun here

it’s me, ur eisuke stan in denial. i am still in denial, this guy sucks

this VIP Room Event focuses on the top-ranked charas of the 2020 Election. so there are CGs for 6 of the Kings (tsugaru had his own separate event) and everyone gets stories. the stories are a touch two-fold; the His POV ver. of the story is a separate item, so if you want both for a guy uh. good luck. esp gl if you like ayumu or toshiki bc theirs are SR. i guess cuz theyre second and third? i think? look i barely know the king 7 as it is... i had to stare at my id card just to remember who’s in the group

completion prize are alt. art versions of the 6 Kings’ CGs, which is just an alt expression. for eisuke thats prob just a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face. idk the me with 40 more bux to throw at this and worse luck would know i guess

since kbtbb seems to be on the backburner until next yr (until further notice, the only kbtbb stories for the rest of the yr will be eisuke special stories) i figured id ramble abt the relevant stories (eisuke and soryu) i guess

please credit if you take any of this stuff, much appreciated (･ω･*)

spoilers behind the cut!!

so the soryu one (think this is the first post-wedding story of his btw, wow) starts with the MC waiting in the living room for soryu to return from work. she falls asleep but wakes up upon hearing the door open. she’s embarrassed that she fell asleep like a kid so she pretends to still be asleep. he’s like aww waifu and then kisses her hair and carries her to bed. then he gives her another kiss and tucks her in. the entire time mc’s like waaaaa husbando so sweet. he vanishes to the bathroom and then she’s like waaaa i did not know that’s what he did every time i pass out

next morning soryu’s like tonight im gonna return home late again so just go to bed before me k. but then mc’s doing step 3 of the scientific method and going, if i pretend to pass out again, he will do the cute stuff again probably

cut to nite. she pretends to be asleep in her bed. soryu comes home, takes a shower, and then finally crawls into bed. just like mc hoped, he gives her a head kiss. to hide her reaction, she turns her back to him. but then in doing that, he gives her a hug. he straight up starts breathing down her neck and now it’s getting very hard to pretend to be asleep. then he starts unbuttoning her pjs and puts his hand on her waist?? uh oh pervert in the house. pervert who apparently isnt that sleepy at 2am after a hard day of morally questionable work. red alert, a mega pervert

well the pervert nonsense escalates by a lot and obviously MC eventually makes a noise. soryus like gotcha and then is like, tell me why u were pretending to be asleep. mc confesses that she had also pretended last night blah blah she just wanted to have waaa cute husband moments soryu did not know she was asleep last night. but then he’s like well i have my own confession to make. when i see ur defenseless sleeping face, i cant help but want to dote on u, kiss u. so then naturally i end up wanting to put u to bed and stuff. soryu’s embarrassed abt it but obv mc likes it so it works out then they bone a lot the end

now eisuke’s story begins with the mc spacing out at the penthouse. eisukes like HEY and then mc realizes eisuke’s calling for his coffee. the others wonder if he even says her name (or if he even needs to say it). mc wonders if he has a certain standard on when he’ll say her name. so while theyre doin sexi stuff, she’s like “Eisuke… I like you…” “Mhm.” “...I love you… Eisuke.” “I know.” “I like you…” “Pfft… You’re like a broken toy.” one of the members of the popular characters clique, everybody

shes trying rly hard to get him to say her name. obv he knows what’s going on and isnt gonna do it easily. blah blah extended sexi stuff and then while hes balls deep he says her name. “If you heard what I had just said… then whisper your love to me until I’m satisfied.” fin

whenever this VIP comes out in engl, make sure to try ur shot at getting stories like this! i cut down on the sexi scenes cuz i assume thats the appeal of getting these stories

also cuz i mentioned it earlier and i dun think it’s worthy of a separate post, this is wat the id card looks like

i got this several months ago. it was free if u had the membership to their niconico channel (so not rly free). cute if u actually live in JP, otherwise was annoying to ship this dumb useless thing ahah. there’s a space for ur name on the back, but cuz i signed up for it like a day or so before the cutoff i dont think they had time to print my name on it lol… o well

as always, thx for readin!!

#kbtbb #kissed by the baddest bidder #spoilers #eisuke ichinomiya #should i tag soryu #fuc it sure #soryu oh

85 notes · View notes

krobuss · 5 years

Text

yes im venting agai shut up

#oh yeah lmao you look like THIS when you feel like THAT #lance ramblies #lmao hate this sorry yall i just #i played stardew valley ALL day and I use a guy starter or whatever idc #he has long hair and his actual name is lance and hes a big mlm but like #thats my ult self insert #and i just #thats not me #and i hate it #i hatw my body i hate how i look i hatw how disconnected i am #i hatw that i can feel every bump and scrape and steand of body hair and be validated for a split second #and then move or look down and realize oh lmao im still in this stupid freaking body #like i was rubbing my shoulder and i was like and i was in the middle of changing into pjs and i just #i saw myself and i was like #and the word feeling is dangerous territory but i know im never gonna be a guy lmao i just feel like i wanna be #idk why NOW ive been habing big body issues but theyre here #theyre not going away it doesnt look #but thw other day virgil called me a handsome boy and it made me feel okay #i just gotta...hold onto that and remember some people know about my genderfluidity understand it and accept it #*rubbing my shoulder and i was like 'hehe fuzzy'

0 notes

ariaisabitch · 2 years

Text

My reactions to Love Is Blind S2 E5

Alright right into Nick spilling all the tea to Danielle. love that. LMAO THEYRE JUST SPILLING TEA TO EACH OTHER I LOVE THIS!! Oh no, here's Danielle's securities. NOOO WHY DID I HAVE TO SAY THAT BEFORE NO NOW THEYRE FIGHTING! Damn Nick is trying to be so supportive and be good to her and she's just not having it. C'mon girl. God damnit.

Now we're watching some home video type things? Oh wait ok. We're back to Danielle and Nick. She's wearing sexy PJ's too. Ok so they solved that fight. That's amazing. That's fucking awesome for them holy shit.

Back to Sal and Mallory. They fixed their shit, so that's nice. LMAO THE TENT THING JUST FELL ON HIS HEAD

Iyanna and Jarrette time!! The joke too much lmao. Alright they're talking boundaries. That's nice.

Shepti time. No thanks. This is actually gorgeous though. Oh my god this cave.. ceopti? i think that's what they said? I don't know but it's beautiful.

Volleyball time. Cuuute. "Take your shirts off!- Actually put it back on, I'm good"

LMAO WHY IS JARRETTE FLOSSING!?

SHAYNE IS COVERED IN SAND

LMFAO THE SHOT OF JARRETTE LOOKIGN SO DEFEATED BEHIND NATALIE AS SHE AWKWARDLY SIPS HER SODA "I'm just taking a break"

SAL PICKED UP MAL AND IMMEDIATELY FELL OH GOD

Why did Shayne just titanic Jarrette

Ok Shayne is growing on me. The Natalie and Shayne dynamic is growing on me.

Now why is Danielle getting on Shake's shoulders? LMAO SHE JUST FLOPPED AND WENT "put me down"

Danielle and Nick are really just splitting up and getting the tea from everyone. I'm all for it.

Shepti time. Ick. He is so fake.

Nick and Danielle confuse me. Nick is such a good guy though.

Shayne has been growing on me. Idk how to feel about it. My dog has joined me in this Netflix session? Idk she just jumped onto my lap. Oh god just as he was growing on me he went back to manipulation. Fucking jeez.

Oh we're in Chicago now. OH SHEESH ITS J2 AND KEN WHAT? HUH? Ok we're talking.. relationship.

Oh we're leaving the paradise now. Back to real world. In chicago? They all going to Chicago? Oh no they're just getting them some random apartments to share together with their devices back I guess.

Sallory talk time. Confusion. Oh it's Jarrette talk. This talk is so confusing.

Ok it's cutting to a future fight of Danielle and Nick. With Iyanna being jealous. Sal and Mallory being cute. KYLE AND SHAINA. Natalie being idek with her parents? J2 being a dick. No surprise there. Mallory crying on wedding day. Fun. IYANNA GETTING IN A CAR CARRYING A WEDDING DRESS? Oh that's just cruel. No other episodes are out yet.

#love is blind season 2 #love is blind #reactions #netflix

4 notes · View notes