I really miss your suggestive-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Lmao this game me an idea

Gender-neutral reader, implied phone sex, can be established relationship or fwb, bromance between Childe-Zhongli and Childe-Aether

No because the funniest thing is Eddie seeing Steve do cool stuff with his bat and completely annihilating a demogorgan. Eddie is panicking and he wants to do something cool too, so without thinking he just smashes his guitar over the demogorgan’s head. Steve and Eddie look at each other in shock.

Steve: Eddie you just killed your first demogorgan!

Eddie: I just broke my fucking guitar!

Y'all who was going to tell me that the "Subaru" in "Okiya Subaru" is legitimately the same kanji as the car brand? And while in disguise, Akai drives a Subaru??

Imagine Akai needing to find a name after faking his death, and a la "Edogawa Conan" naming style, looks at this new car he got for his cover and is like excellent that's my name now. This headcanon now lives rent free in my head.

Ranking the mcalistairs by how responsible they are for new Albion getting fucked up

4. There isn't really a way to Rank them, all of their actions are caused by the Situation left behind by the previous Generation, there isn't really a single Moment where Things went wrong, even the Riots were Just the breaking Point of tensions that had been building after the massive societal Change of bringing Back the dead, which was only Made possible by Annabelle raising them in the First place, which she did cause of the pressure her father Put in her who No doubt was also a Product of His environment

3.

2.

1. Edgar mcalistair (damn him to hell)

Wallace to Scott

I mean should I watch maze runner for the cultural importance? While we're all loosely on the topic?

Thanks to diavolo's short attention spam lucifer and barbatos have to keep track on his one braincell

They only let him use it when it comes to important decisions being made, otherwise he'll lose it and Mammon will steal it again

Thana-toast

HONESTLY. i agree with prev anon minedai community rlly feels like it’s own separate thing a lot of the time i get so shocked when people who aren’t mainly minedai posters acknowledge it LMFAO it’s pretty rare. we’re kind of in our own stuck in yakuza 3 bubble if that makes sense while everyone’s moving on with the newer games

real tbh. i get jumpscared when people mention it outta no where like how did you know this existed..... can i help you... its like when you lift up a rock and theres a bunch of bugs underneath

Steve: -playing basketball in the middle of summer, shirt off and sweaty-

Eddie mumbling to himself, breaking out his inhaler and trying to light a cigarette at the same time: ‘I don’t deserve this torture’

the game has to stop when Eddie walks into a wall and knocks himself out

the meeting ™  

Alistair to Arthur: you little Devil!

Dylan: Alistair! Don't call him that!

Arthur: Than-

Dylan: It's offensive to the devil.

Mr priest gets trolled

Idk man ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The woman behind the mask behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the slaughter behind the curtain behind the truth behind the myth.