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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Soon, the boy will find his El.
random tiny idea i got while listening to el no shouzou
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AITA for marrying my ex-fiancee
So a while Back i (20s M) was about to marry my then-fiancee (30s F). I was super Happy as i really Loved her and was looking Forward to spending the Rest of my Life with her
Then one day we went on a Date to this really nice Café, where she suddenly dumped me Out of nowhere to get together with a much more succesful guy
I was understandably Heartbroken about this so i did what any Young man would do in my Position: i swore Revenge then went to sulk in an attic
So in this Attic i found an old Trunk full of a bunch of old Family heirlooms, including some notes from my dead Mom, who Had been a Scientist.
Turns Out she Had actually figured Out how to raise the dead, and written down how to do it, even though she never Made her Findings public
So i decided to sell my necromancy as a Service, which obviously Made me filthy rich. I used that wealth to financially Ruin that asshole my ex Had Run Off with, and then i raised her dead father and only let her speak to him If she agreed to marry me, which she did even If she didn't Seem Happy about it
Now i'm sick and dying, my son hates me, my wife refuses to Talk to me, all i have left is this Dog and i can't even blame her for giving me the cold shoulder cause i did kinda blackmail her into marrying me, and on top of that all the dead i brought Back hate being alive cause i pulled them down from heaven (Not that i Care it's Not Like i brought Back anyone who mattered to me)
Obviously all in all Not my best Work but also she totally humiliated me and the Café where we broke Up Had this really good Lime pie that i was about to Order when she dumped me so i wasn't in the mood and she totally ruined that for me, so i think its complicated. So AITA?
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Jet from atla is so funny bc like, he's fighting zuko and taunting him being like "bet you wanna use some fire instead of those swords, dont u fireboy" which is a funny thing to say to a guy who is clearly very eager to fight using swords
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Life is all about being really scared and wasting your youth
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listening to astonishing tales of the highly improbable and uhh. lloyd that is NOT what WAP means!
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which dungeon meshi character are you?
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★ 【くらむ】 「 🌸 」 ☆
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ok so I want people to appreciate the Absolutely Surreal experience I had with Heaven Will Be Mine so let me post a timeline of this:
April 15th: I buy Heaven Will Be Mine and read Pluto's route. For future context: Pluto's route is the only one that does *not* mention Halimede by name.
April 17th: I learn about the Twitter account @HalimedeMF when this is posted on a discord I'm in:
I am bemused and decide to check the account out. I initially assumed it was a parody account. After 2 minutes of scrolling through tweets I am not sure anymore. After 5 minutes I decide that this is too self-aware to not be a bit, but just. What a bizarre bit to be this dedicated to? I end up far, far more bemused than I was when I saw that first tweet.
April 18th: I see this post on Tumblr:
So already we're in "funny coincidence" territory, seeing this the day after learning about the account in the first place. But then--
April 21st: I continue Heaven Will Be Mine, starting Luna-Terra's route. It's mentioned she has an ex named Halimede. I dismiss this as a moderately amusing coincidence.
April 26th: I continue Luna-Terra's route, having left off a third of the way through. A couple chapters before the end of the story, I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on what's going on, but I'm trying to figure out what's up with this Halimede girl.
So imagine my surprise when I get to the last chapter, and Halimede has speaking lines, and I RECOGNIZE HER PORTRAIT FROM TWITTER
what the fuck. what the fuck? I. I don't know how to process this. I don't know what to say about this? I. what.
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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
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im just saying, i would be able to see an arctic fox if there was one nearby. i know what an animal looks like
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