Y/n: If I launched a brand of invisible clothing do you think rich people would be stupid enough to buy them?

Nat & Wanda: ...

Y/n: If I modeled- 

Nat & Wanda: *Handing over Tony’s credit card*

I made this

Can we have a little conversation how our Coffee-boy has two official covers with tentacles? No?

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Why

And, if I remember correctly, he is the only character with... That type of cover

to be honest, I am amazed at you for 5 years to blog about one person

Sideshow Bob is holding me here against my will

Okay, this will be weird... but what if Fushimi had an hormonal disturbance which causes him to produce milk by accident? (Not that there is a non-accidental way to do so). How would he find that out?

…okay why not XD Honestly my immediate thought was Strain thing, like the Strain causes a hormonal imbalance and now Fushimi has a very embarrassing (but also potentially hot depending on your tastes) personal problem. Like imagine he gets hit by a Strain and the next morning he wakes up to find his shirt is wet. Fushimi has no idea what happened, wondering if he sweated a lot last night or something, I imagine he wouldn’t really look closely at it before tossing the clothes in the laundry basket. He does start to notice throughout the day though, like there’s some dampness on his chest and he feels a little uncomfortable and chafing. At some point he finally gets the chance to slip away from work and take his shirt off and finally sees the milk on his chest and I just imagine him having the most ‘what the actual fuck’ reaction, just total dead fish eyes that of course this weird thing had to happen to him. 

Fushimi probably tries to ignore it but the whole thing is uncomfortable and he finally has to stop in the infirmary to try and like get some skin cream, and that’s how Munakata finds out. Somehow I just imagine Munakata trying very hard to be helpful, like he suggests letting Fushimi use S4’s new mothers room to pump if needed and he’s looked up the best creams and gels for painful breasts and Fushimi is having absolutely none of it, we will be acting like this isn’t happening thanks. Also since S4 is terrible at keeping secrets someone absolutely finds out and then the whole squad finds out from there. Of course they’re all very concerned for Fushimi’s health and comfort but also at the same time a few members have discovered a fetish they did not know they had (not Hidaka though, he absolutely already knew he had this one and he probably is having very impure thoughts now).

what's 1,2,3 dick?

the phenomena in fic where people are going to have anal sex and, by rote, they go one finger, two fingers, three fingers, then dick. It's become very formulaic, and tends to conflate fingering with stretching, when those are different, and neither are universally required. It's this idea that a person Must Have one finger, slowly, to only the first knuckle, before they slowly work up to more.

It has become such a common thing, it shows up in het sex with vaginas involved.

This isn't saying that 123 dick isn't a thing people do, but its not as universally necessary or pleasant as it is written. Fingering is an entire separate sex act, it's not the required safety briefing before the main event. For lots of people, too much fingering makes penetrative sex painful. For those with vaginas, too much fingering now means you need lube, bc the naturally provided lubricant has been dried out because the fingers kept removing it.

And, again, that's how it is for some folks, and how they enjoy it, but. the smut police aren't going to kick in your door if you don't do this.

Eyeliner On Fleek-

I hate it that I loathe daddy kink so much. The moment I see the whole big daddy/dumb little girl talk in nsfw fics it kills the mood for me. I get distinctively put off. It makes me think author is 16.

And SO MANY dabi fics utilise this kink 😭😭😭, feels like I'm missing out on so much good stuff because calling dabi "daddy!" during intercourse makes me 🤢. I need an app that censors it for me 😂.

Guys, I watch some of you going through my entire damn list in, like, half a day... um... you okay? That's legitimately over 100k worth of intense hurt/comfort y'all are devouring in a single sitting... I love these gorgeous agents of chaos, too, but, uh, don't forget to take a nap every now and then... and drink some water

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As a Brit, you have good taste mate

Question: why??

Pornstar!Silco is that one pornstar dude you always recognize. Doesn't matter if their profile is cut out or out of frame, you just KNOW it's them. I have like 3 of these dudes and i spot them on twitter, reddit, and even other pornsites. I have a problem.

@everyone on this website who’s still watching Marvel movies for some godforsaken reason

Watch Freaks Out. It has the feel of a Marvel movie but with characters that actually have human feelings. It’s Italian, the main characters are circus freaks. All the characters have a “OC for a roleplaying session” feeling somehow, don’t ask me to elaborate.

The villain is fucking awful and the exact kind of character that tumblr girlies would fixate on. But I wouldn’t even blame then. He’s kinda cool

... today made me realize that DILF has totally different meanings for people...