sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

me (in an old timey TV commercial voice): So, you played Fallout: New Vegas because you liked the television show so much and gosh... You may be wondering just what comes next! May I suggest trying hormone replacement therapy?

omfg. his eyes r so pretty. would love to see him in tears and sobbing

husband

half my brain is in my teeth and I feel my consciousness eroding everytime I drink the warheads flavored energy drink but that shit taste's so guud plus I have a huge fucking bimbo fetish

being forced to interact with people i don't know

Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

why are you trending on twitter

there's 158k posts about sweat trending on twitter right now, but it's not me anon. I am Sweaty but not THE sweat

me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:

this is like if porn were devastating

Daily art #11

this time with Howard.

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it