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ppnuggie · 7 months

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slides in,, claps hands together,, crosses legs,,

hello tumblr user ppnuggie i say ominously

i have a tarn request for you 🦀

first contact au where they dock on earth to snag a run away thats posing as reader's truck!! reader livin their best life pampering their old truck and driving on the beach and then theirs just a massive ass space ship on the beach and then giant ass robots come out and reader "nopes" the fuck outta there but when she gets to the parking lot her trUCK DUMPED HER and now shes having a very awkward staring competition with some purple man thats like "what is that thing?? its so small and squishy?? what do we do with it??" but also "its so cute,, it sounds adorable,, i like it,, i like this thing" and just fuckin,, nabs her

itd be absolutely delicious of you if there was a language barrier

　　　　　　TARN x fem reader

　　　　『　tarn ,, female reader 』

　　-> first contact au w/ tarn

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, lil crack ,, kidnapping

　　— kaon takes reader ,, lmk if you want another part to continue w/ this ��

" are you sure he's here kaon ? i don't remember this planet or sector ." voice gruff and questioning the smaller bot . the red mech nodded ,, optics dark and empty as he smiled . " i'm sure of it , tarn ." he replied . the mech known as tarn nodded in return ,, looking at the scanners aboard the ship known as the peaceful tyranny . there was barely any trace of a cybertronian signal . barely ,, that is . there was a faint dot on the screen ,, showing one life signal .

" prepare yourselves for departure . lets make this quick ,," tarn said to his crew ,, the djd ,, or better known as the decepticon justice division . " watch out for the life here ,, theyre .... organic ." he said slowly ,, disgust dripping from his words .

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thankfully there werent a lot of people here today . not exactly hot enough for a beach day ,, per say ,, but you didnt mind that one bit . resting in the driver's seat of your old truck ,, you smothered your face with sunscreen . just because it was 70 degrees out didnt mean you were gonna risk getting toasted by the sun .

glad there werent too many little kids around ,, you were able to enjoy your little day off without many interruptions . or so you thought ,, when all the sudden a gigantic ass space ship came outta nowhere . aint no way in hell you were gonna let this moment go though ,, knowing the ufos exist and the government was keeping those aliens locked up and away from public . fishing for your phone in your bag ,, you quickly drew it out and snapped your camera app open .

switching to video ,, you got out your truck and starting to tape the spaceship . this was something outta star wars because aint no way this was government property and a thing for a movie . or maybe it was ? you werent too sure ,, busy being in awe of this majestic ship . until it had landed and out popped its crewmates .

this had to be for a movie ,, it had to be . nothing like just happens on a wednesday . the most that happens is that commercial with the camel saying its hump day . this sorta thing happens on a friday or sunday . one of the robotic beings opened their mouth ,, static and chirps coming out . you werent too sure what it was saying though .

it was all fine until they started looking around and one spotted you . it was quite big ,, purple with tank treads maybe ? it surely didnt look like something from the government ,, but it did look like it was some sort of military machine . a shorter yet more lanky one stomped forward ,, water splashing up against its legs as its hands wrapped around your body .

your phone slipped from your hand ,, eyes wide with shock and jaw dropped open . " hey !" you yelled ,, pointing accusingly at it . " put me down this instant ! who do you think you are ?!" you spat at it . the being looked curious ,, chirping at the purple one you were just looking at .

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" boss ! look ! its one of those organice you told us about !" kaon exclaimed ,, vos coming up beside him and looking at the creature . " it even gave me its goo ! that must mean we've bonded ! oh boss ,, can i keep it ?" kaok rushed excitedly towards tarn . he shoved the creature up at him ,," just look how cute it is ! please boss ! i promise to take care of it !"

tarn backed away a bit ,, leaning down slightly to get a better look at it . " fine fine ,, just focus on the task at hand . as long as you keep it in your habsuite only ." the mech grunted ,, waving kaon away as he pulled up his internal scanners .

tarn would later question his decision . the bot they were looking for had gone into hiding and with night falling ,, the leader had become quite irritated . he would just have to wait ,, it would seem .

#transformers x reader #x reader #x fem!reader #x female reader #tarn x reader #tarn x female reader #human reader #x human reader #🎇.mtmte #🎇.tarn #⌛️.first contact au #mtmte tarn #tarn #transformers tarn

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kryptonian-bat-thing · 4 months

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okay this is it imma bout to rant about fiction once again

tell me why everyone knows and loves or at least has a strong opinion about the Lego Batman Movie, but i might just be the only human being who grew up IN LOVE with the Lego Batman Videogame(s)???

[THIS THING CONTAINS SPOILERS, I TRIED TO KEEP EM OUT BUT WHATS THE FUN IN THAT]

the first one is CLASSIC, no voice actors so child me could (and also couldn't cuz i was stupid) understand what was going on since I didn't speak english at all, and i remember LOVING the designs (they're not as good as i remember 😭) even tho i had no idea who the characters besides batman, robin and catwoman were. also that was when i fell in love with poison ivy cuz she had like ??? love powers (as i said, child me was a dumdum) cuz there was this one level where she controlled batman with a kiss akjdkakfkakdja

i remember i had a crush on justin bieber a little before the second game came out (it was babybabybabyohh) and then BOOM suddenly my childhood crush was a friggin blocky plastic minifigure wearing goth furry clothes:

(also, young me wouldn't know, but this is where i got most of the superbat vibes from-- when i saw this ship years later i was like "oh yeah, i remember in the videogame clark was head over heels for B and bruce was like 'i am the knight' which is batman code for ilyt", plus dick (who's dressed at tim for whatever reason) is like "oh yeah, why don't we call superman?" I'm telling ya he ships it

...i remember the whole game story like it's a fever dream i had-- there's an award show which bruce wins, joker jokers it up and batman & robin chase him, then i remember robin says something about how "dick grayson couldn't attend the party because they didn't take teenagers" (I didn't know who dick was so this was my introduction to him) and then fire in the elevator, SUPERMAN, [SPOILERS] he and bats visit lexcorp but turns out the other gay couple aka lex and joker did some lexing and jokering around and got a weapon that kills... black???? so batman would die-- but like-- he's not black, he's wearing black clothes-- oh shit, are they racist-- /j

now comes the final one:

wow this one is in space! kinda-- brainiac shows up and i remember this was the first time i saw j'onn and-- wait-- this robin is the same but-- in the scene where [SPOILER] batman is being mind controlled he says his name is.. tim drake?? who tf is tim drake, kid me would say. wow, there's more than one robin, kid me would say.

but then again, I didn't have this game cuz my dad was sick of spending our lunch money on videogames, so he got a gameplay online (just the cutscenes), glued them together and told me IT WAS A MOVIE (actually, i just assumed it) and i kept believing that until i saw my friend GAMEPLAYING said movie on his VIDEOGAME, one more evidence to "i was a dumb child.

and there was superbat shit in this one as well!! there's this scene where [SPOILERS] big blue babyboy is being mind controlled and is giant (tbh idek why he's giant and I'm not sure if they address why-- something to do with brainiac's shrinking kink i think) and brainiac is like "kill him" and bruce goes like "clark, ur my bestie, I don't say it often but i realized i gotta say it more cuz earlier tim almost got his ass eaten by a random alien and i felt fear" and clark is like "🥺🥺🥺" and mind control breaks with yay power of friendship (the whole plot is how in the beginning tim saying he was tim got bruce out of mind control which meant bruce cares about tim but bruce thinks it was cuz the batmobile went shock on him, so in the end he admits he was wrong and everyone hugs wow)

and after that i forgot dc was a thing until like four years later when dc superhero girls came out

anyway, thanks tumblr for listening to this lmao i just dumped my whole childhood in here, I'm glad this thing don't have character limit

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starsomens · 8 months

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Hi, how are you?(despite your studies and work.) I know your requests are closed, but I want to ask your opinion (because you make me feel close to Noah 🤗 based on what's happened recently

So, my sister and some of her friends had a sleepover before starting college and one of them has a boyfriend who's in a band. The next day, when he came to pick her up, he asked me (??) if she listened to music and what kind. Before I could answer, my sister said no, that they only watched movies, and I was confused af . Later my sister explained to me that her friend's boyfriend doesn't want her (his girlfriend) to like his band (???) that he doesn't want people to think she's with him because of that, because he's ""famous"" (?? ???) I was shocked girl, thinking and rethinking about it, and that's where Noah comes in..

Do you think he thinks the same?

Like, I'm glad you like my band our music now get out of my face before I die of cringeness 💀💀💀 I'm shamelessly speculating about his life, I know that everyone has the right to like the way they want, but I can't stop thinking that Noah separates fan from love interest, that he thinks it's absurd to get involved with someone who already knows him, that he thinks everyone is fangirltypeofcrazy. But on the other hand, I feel he's not that judgmental.. But I also feel that he, someone who's in a band, thinks it's almost a joke to get involved with a fan..... What do you think?

(i love ur writingg ♥️)

HELLO! thank you for the inbox! I am doing mmmm 5/10 mostly because I'm waiting for this stupid period be over with. Uhhh I did have a dream with my ex last night and I'm trying EVERYTHING to stop it because even my mom is having dreams and we don't even talk about him LMAO. But I am so happy to hear you have fun here and you enjoy my writing <3 BUT ANYWAY!!!

1-in my opinion. that guy? an asshole. jerk. narcist. Cuz if i was with someone I'd be your #1 hypeman and what's wrong with your partner loving or supporting your interests and hobbies? If it was up to me, I'd dump him because at this point he's hiding her and "doesn't want to be claimed" by her. Because he swears he's "famous" now he sees chances for other girls 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 lil ass boy. I hope she finds someone who appreciates her support or that he realizes that

2- i think I do agree. Because when it comes to fans having a relationship with an artist or celebrity, you gotta think. is it LOVE? or is it the state of "love" for someone who has made content you like and you LOVE the things they have created? Or is it obsession? I think there is a SUPER fine line between it and it can be blurred. SO! I think Noah would love that you enjoy their music and you're a fan and would think it's sweet, btu I also think it depends on how he meets the person, how long he's known them, etc etc etc. but I don't think you enjoying music he makes would be a turn off for him becuase to me it means you support and admire his hard work!

I hope that wasn't confusing!

#noah sebastian #bad omens #star’s anons✨#bad omens cult

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elibabayblog · 2 months

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Parental Care

You look in the mirror wiping your tears.

"Darling, what's wrong?"

"My family wants to meet you."

"What's the problem with that?"

"They don't like if my boyfriend is more than five years older than me. Then my dad doesn't like white people, especially white men."

"Well, maybe I can change their mind."

"Baby I'm pleading you. Can we just not go?"

"Darling it can't be that bad."

"Trust me it is."

"Okay how about we go for a few hours, then if you don't want to stay any longer we can leave."

"Okay, but only a few hours."

"Okay let's go."

"Tom baby."

"Yes?"

"Dress casual, no suits."

"But-" he starts but you cut him off with a kiss.

"No suits." You mumble against his lips.

"Fine." He gives in, pulling your hips towards him kissing down your neck.

"No, Tommmm stohpppp." You say as your fingers unintentionally make their way to his hair.

"Your fingers say otherwise."

"Well, you wanted to go now put on some clothes." You say as he goes to walk out the room you smack his ass. He turns around blushing.

"I thought that was my job." He smiles.

"Not anymore." You laugh. _________________________

You try and wiggle the nerves out your body as Tom places his hand on your knee to calm you down.

"Its gonna be okay, I promise."

You pull up at your parents' house. You get out the car and shake your nerves out. Tom grabs your hand and intertwines your fingers with his. He kisses your temple knowing that you are scared out of your damn mind. You ring the doorbell as he rubs your shoulders. Your mother opens the door, she has a look of surprise on her face.

"Mama meet my boyfriend Tom."

"Well come on in don't just stand there." You walk into the house as your mama pulls you closer to you.

"He looks like a gentleman. You picked a good one. Don't lose him." She whispered to you.

"Trust me, mama. I won't." Your hands wrap around her waist and pull her close into a hug. You walk back over by Tom.

"Well, my mama likes you. She just told me that you look like a gentleman, to not lose you." You tell him.

"Well, I'm glad. See I told you everything was going to be okay." She says pulling you into him by your shoulders.

You talk with Tom as your dad walks out of the kitchen and his eyes dart straight to Tom.

"Who are you?" He asks.

"Daddy this is my umm... my boyfriend." You respond.

"Your boyfriend?" He asks.

"Yes."

"I don't like him."

"Daddy you haven't even met him. Give him a chance." You tell him.

"Fine." You walk to the table and you sit with Tom on your left and your mama on your right, and your dad across from Tom.

"So Tom what do you do?" He asks Tom.

"I am an actor sir." Tom responds.

"What have I seen you in?" He asks Tom.

"Well, most of my fans know me to play a villain in Marvel movies, Loki." He responds.

"Is that all?"

"No I have played in Kong: Skull Island and a few other movies."

"Tell me how old you are." Your dad demands.

"Dad, stop asking him such personal questions." You speak up.

"It's fine darling." Tom says, rubbing your leg.

"Don't call her that." Your dad tells him.

"Dad come on now. That's bullshit." You yell.

"Don't talk to me like that." Your dad tells you.

"I'm 37." He responds.

"You are too old to be dating her!" Your dad yells.

"Dad, please for me?" You ask.

"No, end it now, or I'm kicking you out of this family." He says to you.

"Fine, I guess I'm out of the family because I'm not dumping him." You tell your dad getting up.

"Da- y/n it's okay. I'm not worth it." Tom says staying seated.

"Tom yes you are." You say grabbing his had trying to pull him up.

"No, I'm not. I'm leaving and don't follow me." He says removing your hand from his arm.

He gets up and starts towards the door.

Tom please, don't leave me please." You look at him crying.

"I love you." He tells you looking back.

"I love you too." You grab his wrist and pull him back, he hugs you and you pull his collar down and kiss him.

"I'm pregnant." You say into the kiss.

He pulls away from the kiss.

"I'm gonna be a father?" He asks.

"Yes, but please stay I can't let our child grow up without a father." You tell him pressing your forehead to him.

"Yes, I will stay. I won't let our child grow up without a father." He smiles.

"Then stay for me. Please fuck what he says. I would do anything for you. Just don't leave." You beg.

"I said yes. I won't leave but I do need for you to do one thing." He says.

"What is it?"

"Just kiss me again." He leans down as your hands wrap around his neck, his lips taste salty from his tears.

He picks you up and hugs you. He puts you down and wipes your tears away.

"What the fuck just happened over there?" Your dad asks.

"I'm having a baby daddy." You tell him.

"With who's baby?" He asks you.

"Tom's baby." You respond.

"Not if I can help it." He threatens you.

He gets up out of his chair and walks over you, he slaps you across your face as Tom looks stunned that he just hit his daughter. Your mom gets up and walks over and defends you, as you stand there with a furious Tom. You have to hold him back because he wants to hurt your father. As much as you would like to see that he is still your dad. You hear your mom start to speak.

"Can't you just let the child be happy for once. You didn't do shit in her life now you want to get in it. No that's not happening. Congratulations baby." She says to you.

"You can't say, shit woman." He tells your mom.

"You're not about to talk to my mama like that." You tell him getting in his face.

" But I can hit her to can't I?" he smirks towards you and your mother.

Tom stopped his hand towards your mother after seeing your father slap you. He wasn't going to allow him to hit another woman in this household.

"Don't you know that its rude to hit women?"

"Yes, I do."

"Wrong answer." Tom kicks him out of the house.

"Now forget him you are perfect for each other." Your mom tells you.

"Thanks, mama." You say and hug her.

"Now let's have a normal dinner." She says.

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"Mama its getting late. We should go." You tell her getting up from your seat.

"Okay baby. You will visit again right?" She asks.

"Of course."

"Come on Tom lets go." You take his hand and you walk out of the house to your car.

Tom pulls you close to him.

"It wasn't that bad."

"Yeah, it could have been worse."

"That's true."

"I love you, Tom."

"I love you too darling. Now let's go home."

#loki laufeyson #tom hiddleston #marvel mcu #marvel #mcu #loki

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undertheknightwing · 2 years

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Hi Beau! I watched the first episode of season 2 of S&L! Oh boy...... I don't like Candice at all. When she was in the truck with Clark and Jon I thought that was Lois. Then when Jon said he was glad he was dating her I was like 😬. I cringed and looked away when Lois found Jon and Candice. Holy crap that was terrible!

I'm thinking Sarah met someone at camp, and that's why she's so weird with Jordan. I'm still glad Jordan's being sweet, that's definitely refreshing. His date idea was so cute! Definitely reminded me of Zuko and Jin's date in ATLA.

I'm glad Lois decided to get to know Natalie and her and John are living in town. That was really cool. I also love Nat's hair! Any character who has their hair dyed is cool in my book.

Okay I don't trust Lt. Anderson at all! I'm so glad Clark turned him down.

This season is already such a rollercoaster.

I'm not gonna spoil anything but you know I agree about Candice. I hate everything about her, but I never really thought she looked too old for Jon tbh but now that you mentioned it I understand what you mean but I'd much rather them cast women in their 20s to play his love interests since he's also in his 20s. The fact that Sarah's actress was over 18 when Jordan's actor was 16 grossed me out.

Candice looks like every stereotypical mean popular girl in a high school tv show/movie all rolled into one and her bland as cardboard personality makes her even more annoying to watch. The fact that they had to dumb Jon's character down just to not dump her ass says a lot.

Jon really should have had a relationship (whether romantic or good friends) with Tag Harris instead or literally anyone else. What's with this show making Jon be stuck in toxic relationships and refusing to let him have friends??

In other news, can't wait for you to see the unhinged raccoon that is Jon-El. To me, he was the only thing that saved the season.

#cods.talkin

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midoropalace · 5 months

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Yakuza: Like a Dragon -10-

You can't put a premium on this adventure.

With the completion of the main story, I have now unlocked two options: New Game + and Premium Adventure. New Game + allows me to start the adventure over while keeping my progress for most combat-related achievements, like levels. I can also start a new game or new game + on a higher difficulty, which apparently greatly boosts my battle rewards. I've never been a huge fan of New Game + in a video game... IDK why. It's not something that's ever appealed to me, and I'm especially not sure why I'd want to do it for a game that doesn't offer me much choice to begin with. But perhaps I'll regret my decision when it comes time to do the grind.

Premium Adventure, on the other hand, is essentially an "endless play" mode. The game dumps me back into the game world in the exact state I was right before the credits started rolling, and I can do pretty much anything I want. Upon loading my Premium Adventure save, I get notified that I have unlocked the "Final Millennium Tower", which is apparently a post-game dungeon of sorts. The trophy list indicates that there is also a "True Millennium Tower", whatever that is.

Speaking of trophies, this is essentially what I am going to use Premium Adventure for: trophy hunting! I feel pretty confident that I can get the Platinum Trophy in this game, so I decide to start hunting ASAP. The first thing I do is get a trophy that I could have easily gotten earlier in the game: a trophy for changing Kasuga into eight different jobs. Oops.

The next trophy I go for is the Sheep Sheep Slapper trophy. This requires that I complete all of the Seagull Cinema movies without falling asleep. Going to the movies with a party member gives you and them bond points, so I take this opportunity to grind out Joon-gi and Zhao. The actual minigame itself isn't too hard -- the only movie I "failed" was the very last one, but I was able to get through it on my second try. With an S rank! (it wasn't displayed on the trophy screenshot, but trust me -- I got it)

With Joon-gi now at max bond level, I decide to view his final Drink Link. I go to Survive only to find that he's not here... The bartender informs Ichi that Joon-gi got a phone call and hustled out of the bar. Suspicious! Ichi assumes Joon-gi must have gotten a call from the Jingweon mafia and rushes after him.

Of course, Joon-gi knows Ichiban is following him -- and he's glad, because he actually would like for Ichiban to give him some back up. The two head to a strip club on the other side of town, where the Jingweon mafia appear. Being the haters they are, they spew haterade at Joon-gi for impersonating their late boss. Angered, they decide to give Joon-gi a piece of their mind.

But given that Joon-gi is about 40 levels ahead of the Jingweon, I'd say they picked the wrong person to mess with.

After whooping their asses, Joon-gi explains to the Jingweon why he continues to serve as the boss' body double: he wants what remains of the Jingweon to come to Ijincho so they fight the person impersonating their leader. Then, the Geomijul can take this opportunity to provide them shelter and acceptance into their family. Touched by altruism, the Jingweon mafia members shake hands, and Joon-gi's Drink Link ends.

Meanwhile, my husband is having a dilemma: Mabuchi is back in Ijincho, and Seong-hui is surely going to kill him if she finds him. Zhao relays to Ichiban that he wants to help Mabuchi escape from Ijincho and away from the Geomijul. Mabuchi might be a dick, but he's still like a brother to Zhao.

While speaking to the others in the bar, I got the offer to grab drinks with Saeko. Thinking nothing of it, I accepted, which led to a very interesting scene.

While talking over drinks, Saeko discusses Ichiban's love life. She questions if he's ever though about finding a girlfriend, to which he replies that it would be nice, though he's unsure if he'd ever find a girl that could love an ex-felon. Saeko forgoes all pretenses and makes it very clear that she really, really wants to fuck Ichiban. And Ichiban, as dense as ever, questions why Saeko doesn't have a boyfriend yet.

Ichiban heads upstairs to take a nap. While sleeping, he is visited by Saeko, who dotes over him then proceeds to give him a big kiss -- which wakes Ichiban up. Saeko expresses confusion when Ichiban asks about the kiss, leading him to think it was all just a dream. The lipstick mark on his cheek says otherwise. Very... interesting.

In any case, the other big task is to play a few rounds of Dragon Kart. This is a minigame I neglected pretty early on, so hopefully I can pick it back up pretty quickly.

Now that we're sitting on a cool 12.7m yen, I decide to just go balls out with the upgrades and get all 3 cars up to max. Cause why not?

For the most part, the tournaments aren't too difficult. In each cup, you are effectively racing against one of the three rivals introduced earlier in the story who I completely forgot about until now. But it never feels like you're truly competing against them. With my maxed out carts, I pretty consistently was getting 4-5 second leads over them and never dipped below 1st place once. The real issue I had was the controls. Maybe Mario Kart spoiled me (okay, it definitely spoiled me...) but I found the controls extremely stiff and unresponsive. But once I got used to them, the minigame became pretty easy.

The real challenge comes after completing 3 of the 4 tournaments. To unlock the final Dragon Cup, we need to defeat all of the rivals in head-to-head races. Each race takes place on a different track, with the added gimmick of there being a heavy fog effect on every track. This was really more of a test of how well I memorized each track, and I think I memorized them pretty well. I defeated each rival on my first try. Defeating the rivals unlocks new vehicles, which you have to purchase and upgrade. In total, I spent millions of yen purchasing and upgrading the vehicles. Ouch.

Defeating the Data Drifter leads to a very funny interaction between him and Akira, where the latter calls the former a virgin. The Data Drifter then complains to the Dragon Kart organizer about being a virgin... Bro, wtf is this interaction lmao.

This interaction does unlock the next rival race, however -- against Akira. The race against Akira is definitely a little more tense. It's still a fog-covered course, but Akira actually kept pace with my fully-upgraded vehicle for most of the race. He never overtook me, but it was still too close for my comfort.

Completing Akira's rival race seemingly unlocks another rival race, however. Just how many more rivals are there? This guy's manner of speaking makes me think he'll be the final one before we unlock the Dragon Cup, so that's what we'll have to do, I guess...

#like a dragon #yakuza: like a dragon #yakuza #yakuza 7

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prettytanuki · 10 months

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s02ep01 of Mushoku Tensei

Yay, everybody's most hated anime finally started!

"Hey, you, you're finally awake!"

Spoilers below!

So the episode starts and the first thing I see isn't the image above but... this:

Is this Rudeus? Why is he blushing? Can't trust blushing in this anime!

(it wasn't Rudeus lol!)

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>Do I need to answer that?

Wow I see Rudeus became a snarky ass anti-social hikineet again.

She literally snapped (the arrow).

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>I'd like a room for a month, please.

A whole month? So he's going to start searching from here?

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lol he just left a pile of coin and went in

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My boy, erm, man, is down bad.

This is kinda creepy ngl

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>I'm not travelling to get over my heartbreak. I need to find Zenith.

Who is Zenith?

...

Oh yeah, his, his mom. I, I think...??? (or was it his sister???)

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Wow now this is some tropey bullshit.

Ever since wild west movies you can't enter a goddamn tavern without everyone looking at door and making comments. It's like they sit in these tables just waiting for someone to enter through them doors. Like dude what were you even doing there before Rudeus walked through? Weren't you having a conversation? Drinking? Or were you like "hey bro keep watch on the door while I take a sip."

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>Excuse me, would you mind helping me officially disband my party?

Oh, so that's what he went there for.

>*hesitates*

Just hand the tag, Rudeus, gosh, stop being so melodramatic!

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>Did his party get wiped out?

Uh... no?

So did nobody notice what his party name was? I thought that would be important? I guess it's not that famous outside the... whatever that demon region was called.

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>What about your party? >I work alone.

ok, kirito, calm down

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wow he had a panic attack?

what... what is he touching in there

is it... it's her hair isn't it

...

okay...

bro is down bad

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Every time I see a scene like this I can't help but think that this person only looks after Rudeus because he looks like a kid and if he looked his original way she would just kick him out.

Sad but that's what I learned from Cheat Skill: people are (jusfiably tbh) prejudiced against fatass hikineets (u_u)

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Is he talking about his sister or Eris...?

(come to think of it, wasn't his sister already found? Gee, I completely forgot everything that happened in season 1!)

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>touches Eris hair as a group of dudebros walk by

Rudy... bro...

Haha haha. Brutal.

Just dumping salt on the wound aren't ya!

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>you're early

I thought he was diligent, but I guess he just didn't sleep.

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Something I noticed rewatching:

>I can cast spells without an incantation >the girls: *didn't even hear that* >the two magic guys: :o (holy shit) >the sword guy: huh? (what are them reacting about???)

I guess you could say this is a big deal for some. And others have no idea about it.

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>he doesn't shake her hand

Stop being so melodramatic, Rudeus, jesus christ, they aren't even dead!

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So the leader isn't the strongest. He sounds like the weakest, in fact.

I'm glad they have a healer. If I remember correctly it's the one thing Rudeus can't do.

Tsundere girl on full power AGAIN I see.

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>you might part ways with us and party with other adventurers someday.

No, dude, they're using her to teach YOU!

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>They can't see well in the dark, right?

I'm glad Rudeus actually learned something in his adventures. What an experienced adventurer he grew up (?) into!

PSA: adventurer isn't a stable job. Please don't be like him.

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Why do I feel like that's not the case for Rudeus...

>then, what if I joined close range?

RUDEUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU'RE A MAGE

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>the last person I saw cast silently was a teacher in my school days

It's that rare...

Wait how old is this guy.

He has lines under his eyes so I guess he must be extremely old (like 30 years old or more (sorry ;p)).

With that long hair, scarf and physique he looks like a character from some BL. Which one of the two other party guys would people ship him with?

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THEY AREN'T DEAD. FUCKING HELL RUDEUS. STOP.

Guy you're talking to probably had his old party members die on him or some shit, your issues are NOTHING compared to *gestures around*

JUST GET IN THE DAMN ROBOT RUDY!!!

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How nice of the monsters to stay together still in one spot where you can just blast them off the planet with one big explosion magic.

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>mage, whispering: exa-flame >BOOOM

okay.

>he chants whispering again

Why is he whispering. That explosion was fucking loud. The monsters woke up already.

>he does it again

You know what I think that's just how he speaks.

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What is Rudeus listening to on the ground?

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>it's too late

Did he see it with his eye?

Rudeus???

Jesus christ, he was about to suicide by monster grizzly bear attack.

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Stop giving everyone trouble, Rudeus. Cast some spell...

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Wow the healer actually heals.

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>Why isn't everyone running?

You think you can outrun a bear? Humans are better at long distance endurance you know.

>of course I know why they stand and fight

Because... they gonna die if they don't???

Sorry is this supposed to be deep?

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>goes grope Eris embarrassing hair bundle again

>doesn't

Is this supposed to be character development?

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I can't believe this lazy sack of shit did nothing the entire fight just to step up last moment and seize the hero spot.

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Oh it's the melting snow thing again.

This gets a pass.

Because it looks badass.

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This looks like it could make a good wallpaper.

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Love at first sight!

If tsundere switches because of his power level I swear to god...

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What is this. Blood? Mud? Fire burns? Cold burns? An EoE reference? I don't even know.

I'm glad Rudeus can actually loot things like a proper adventurer.

I'm also VERY GLAD this is actual looting in this series and none of that "monster disappears and turns into Japanese-style bath tub drop item" kind of bullshit.

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The fact that he can say "thank you" in scenes like these is probably one of the best parts of this series.

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One thing I noticed rewatching:

They're shaking hands NOW because he didn't shake her hand when they left. This went over my head the first time.!

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>more tavern antagonism

Stop acting like NPCs, NPCs...

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>everyone: fuck off foreigner >:( *xenophobes* >foreigner: we'll buy everyone a round of drinks! >everyone: uh, yeah ur alright :3

Leader is paladin class I see.

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>Rudeus! Rudeus! Rudeus! Rudeus!

please stop

this is cringe

he just cast one spell

y'all spoiling him

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>hand in pocket

AGAIN DUDE???

wait what

what

WHAAAATTTT

no way

It's the panties. The holy relic.

Jesus christ.

>what the hell am I doing?

What the hell are you doing really!

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You know despite the voice actor's terrific voice acting it's kinda hard to take you seriously when you're pressing your teacher's stolen panties against your face like that.

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I'm glad he finally came to terms that NOBODY EVEN FUCKING DIED YET.

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Wow such an impact...ful.. scene... i... guess????

Okay, so we have both good news and bad news.

Good news is... he isn't into the redhead loli.

Bad news is... he's really into the teacher loli.

Sad news is... best loli is the crazy demon lord loli and I'm afraid we won't be graced by her absolutely psychopathic presence again so soon. But we will one day I hope. Think of it like this Rudeus was born with two eyes, right, so what I'm saying is... does that count as foreshadowing??? Please???

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So new season starts with now-veteran adventurer Rudy getting into a new party and he will probably use their help to search for his mother (?) Zenith.

All things ranted one thing we get in this anime that we don't normally get is a character having started his adventurer job from zero in a world, leaving a party, then forming a new party and showing off his experience.

Normally it's start from zero OR start with full experience.

Refreshing that we get to see both ways for once.

#anime #mushoku tensei #jobless reincarnation #anime thoughts #episode thoughts

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secksfantasies · 2 years

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I was making a salad for dinner and steaming some rice. Just something easy - lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, some hummus, and olive oil. Usually, I also liked something crunchy in it like kettle chips. Just when I got done dicing the tomatoes, she got home from work. Pulling off her scarf and kicking off her flats, she joined me in the kitchen with her brilliant smile. Her hair was in two braids hanging over her turtleneck which she wore with skinny jeans.

"Hi cutie!" I winked at her. "Can I get your number?"

She grinned. It was kind of our inside joke - I asked her that from time to time and it always made her smile. She set down the curry and lassi that I asked her to pick up on the way home and hugged me from behind, slipping her hands into the front pockets of my gym shorts. "Hi babe. Missed you," she mouthed into my ear as she held me. I caught a hint of her cologne - crisp and citrus-y, even a little masculine. She took a long sip of the drink and brought the straw around to my lips.

"Thank you! How was your day?"

"blah blah blah" (Of course, I listened, but why bother you with those details?)

"I'm glad you're back! Let's eat early today."

"Okay, I'll go shower."

She slapped me on the ass and walked off. I would be returning the gesture many times over later that evening. I heard the water running a few moments later as I dumped all the ingredients into the mixing bowl.

I sat down at the dinner table to check my email and wrap up work for the day. Just the usual. A little smooth jazz was playing on the speakers and the cat was curled up on his window hammock. I was just starting to look through our movie queue when she walked into the room and straddled me - yoga pants, ponytail, t-shirt with no bra on.

The way she looked at me, I couldn't tell if she adored me more each day for my quirks or if she was curious to discover more. Then she took my lips in hers, holding my cheeks.

"Why do you even bother with this?" I smiled as I tugged up on the hem of her shirt. She grinned back, obliging and raising her arms to let me take it off. Beautiful. I kissed her knuckles as I looked her up and down. Both of us now shirtless, we made out like we were still teenagers - her hips, arms, breasts, and ass a buffet for my starving hands. At some point, I dragged her hair tie off letting her wavy locks fall over us.

I stood up and carried her over to the armchair, our lips still locked. Setting her down on her back, I pulled her pants off and trailed kisses up her thigh from her knee. She watched me with a hunger, biting her finger and cupping her breast. I took the other one in my hand as I teased her pantyline with my tongue. I loved how her breathing changed. She reached for my face bringing me up to her lips again. I gave her tongue some clues on my intentions for her down below while she slipped her hand under my shorts over my hard-on. My hands were running wild over her.

Suddenly, she pushed me off and stood up, pointing to the armchair. Curious, I sat down and let her pull off my shorts and underwear. I thought she wanted to go down on me but then she released the recliner switch so I was laid back. Interesting! She bent over and gave the tip of my cock a quick peck of the lips. Standing back up, she peeled off her soaking pale blue cotton underwear. "Why do I even bother with these?" she beamed as she touched herself.

She lowered herself onto me straddling me again and slipping a finger into my mouth. Strawberries, I thought. We tasted each other's lips and tongues some more while she teased the tip of my cock with her other lips. It didn't last long. She stood up again and walked around to the side of the chair. I slapped her fine ass and grabbed a handful as she looked down at me with a naughty grin. With her back to me, she climbed on. I imagined she wanted to ride me but she had other plans! She looked back at me, face full of mischief, positioning herself over me in 69. "Dessert first!" She tickled my nose with the neatly trimmed fuzz on her mound. This was a new way to do this!

Taking in her lovely scent, I got back to what I had started earlier. I loved the way her curves filled in over me. I forgot about what was happening on the other side as the taste of her filled my mouth and mind. I loved the way her lips became a little rigid as I worked my tongue in, on, and around them. I flicked my tongue over her little nub drawing words of love in cursive, my nose wet and warm. Licking, kissing, and tasting as feelings of desire and satisfaction outpaced each other. I pinched the fuzz on her mound with my thumb over her hood, exposing her tip to my busy tongue. "Baby!" she cried.

She drew the full length of me back into her mouth, grinding her pussy into my face even harder. I dug my fingertips into her ass cheeks and kept going as she battered the head of my dick with the back of her throat. I slapped her ass hard and squeezed so hard that it would have popped a water balloon. I didn't want it to end just as much as I wanted to blow my load deep down her hungry throat. Her intoxicating taste was pushing me over the edge. I was so close!

I slid my hand off her cheek to grip the back of her arm. Hers were wrapped around the back of my knees, bracing her for the ride. I fought to keep my attention at her lovely pink lips on my face but she was making it a challenge. I was giving in, sliding my hand down her back, reaching through her hair for a grip at the roots. I can't describe the feelings of mutual desire, dependence, and dominance in that moment as my entire being convulsed, emptying me into her eager, awaiting body. As though prompted by my release, her body stiffened, then shuddered. She clenched my skull with her thighs as I was still pumping into her, grinding her sweet, beautiful taste into me. Time stood still.

To be continued...

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micromys · 3 years

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(I'm having Thoughts about a kid's show again, no one is surprised, help me)

It struck me while watching Maya and the Three that Jorge Gutierrez has definitely improved at romance since The Book of Life. And don't get me wrong, I love The Book of Life. But its love story is kind of its weak point, in that we aren't really given much reason as to why Manolo and Maria are in love other than he had a crush on her as a kid and then she came back as an adult and was pretty and 'not like other girls' and he sings to her. (Again, I love this movie, and I am very fond of them. But... yeah.) Again, I very much enjoy "boy swooning over girl who could kick his ass", but I would have liked to see the actual "falling" part instead of just being told they are in love.

And it's kind of funny, because Maya and the Three has very little focus on romance in comparison. But... it works better? At least with the main pair. (Not really a fan of pairing everyone else off into obligatory het couples, but. That's a discussion for another post.)

I liked that Zatz didn't dump Acat in order to pursue Maya. He broke up with Acat because she proved to him that their values were irrevocably incompatible. (And Acat's love and respect for him are evident in how she chooses not to expose his aiding Maya to Mictlan even though he broke her heart, and doing so would have probably saved her life.)

And it's not that the Maya and Zatz romance isn't still rushed, because it... kind of is. Only nine episodes and all that. But I could see exactly why they fell for each other. Zatz was drawn to Maya because of her courage, stubbornness, and sense of honor. Maya softened to Zatz because of his kindness, patience (I mean, their first couple of encounters was mostly her yelling insults at him while he kept her from dying), and, well... his sense of honor.

They are on the same footing, they're both demigods, they challenge each other and enjoy doing so (one of my favorite bits is when they are sparring and Zatz, in a breathlessly delighted tone of voice, asks "Why are we fighting?" and she laughingly responds "Because I hate you!") They flirt with each other that whole fight and are aware they are doing it. It's very purposeful, and you can see it dawn on both of them just how much they are enjoying it.

Even though Maya keeps up the pretense of being disdainful of him for a little longer, she immediately cups his face in her hand when he requests to join her quest despite it. And then it's no big deal when they kiss for the first time in the cavern, after discussing their fallen loved ones. They knew they were heading there. It didn't require any fanfare. It just was. It felt comfortable, more comfortable than I usually feel when it comes to rushed romance in a kid's show. I do wish the whole "falling for each other" part would have been explored further, but. Even with what we have, I enjoyed it quite a bit.

Anyway, bottom line is, I like them. And I'm glad they get to dance forever, because I'm sure they are challenging each other and flirting the entire dang time.

#maya and the three #maya and the 3 #maya and the three spoilers #maya and the 3 spoilers #zatz #zatz the prince of bats

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wisteriashouse · 3 years

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intoxicated.

pairing: rengoku kyoujurou x f!reader

genre: fluff

word count: 1738

remarks: awful writing that i needed to get out of my system because god the idea is cute but the execution is a mess

The sudden knocking at your front door startles you from your slumber.

Awake but still groggy with sleep, you take a moment to peek at the clock hanging on the wall - it’s already one in the morning. You must have fallen asleep on the couch waiting for Kyoujurou to return home, the movie that you’d left playing on the television has been replaced by a list of credits rolling endlessly. Just as you’re about to let out another yawn, the knocking at the door resumes again, causing you to jump.

“Who is it?” You call, a little cautiously. It’s not like Kyoujurou to knock before he enters. If he were trying to announce his return home, it would more likely come in the form of a lively ‘I’m home, darling!’ or a surprise attack of smothering kisses and hugs. Not to mention how late at night it is… Slightly worried now, you reach for the heavy umbrella stand in the corner of the living room cautiously...

“Yo, open up before I leave your husband in the corridor!” To your surprise, the voice that answers your question is an unexpected but familiar one, dispelling any fear you have. You hurry to unlock the door, and once it swings open, Uzui Tengen’s massive frame fills the doorway of your apartment, a large shape slung over one of his broad shoulders. Bemused at this strange sight at your doorstep so late into the night, you squint a bit at the baggage Tengen is carrying before your eyes widen.

“Kyoujurou!”

“Right, where do you want me to drop off this sad sack of potatoes?” Without further explanation Tengen marches into your house, Kyoujurou still hoisted over his shoulder. Still at a loss to what’s going on, you gesture at the couch that you had been asleep on just a few moments prior, and Tengen proceeds to dump his colleague onto it unceremoniously. The two of you watch as Kyoujurou lets out a grumble at the sudden rough handling, fidgeting a bit on the couch before he falls still once more, eyes firmly shut. There’s a telltale crimson flush on his cheeks.

You turn to Tengen, who’s adjusting his jeweled headband with a hand and checking his hair in your mirror. “He’s completely drunk, isn’t he?”

Kyoujurou isn’t the type to drink, much less get inebriated to this extent. After growing up with a rather negative impression of alcohol, Kyoujurou strictly limits his own intake of it - never more than one or two glasses, and only during special occasions such as anniversaries or weddings. In fact, you don’t think you’ve ever seen Kyoujurou imbibing enough alcohol to get this intoxicated.

Your husband’s friend and colleague only shrugs, looking totally unrepentant with his arms crossed over his chest. “Well, it was results’ day for the academy today, and it turns out that not a single student failed history.” Surprised, you look down at Kyoujurou again. He’d been working so hard throughout the revision period, coming home later than usual and even skipping meals on occasion to tutor weaker students. Although Kyoujurou always claims that it’s not hard on him, you’re glad that his efforts have paid off so wonderfully. “So the teachers decided to hit the bar to celebrate, and at one point he mistook Shinazugawa’s vodka for water… yeah. Your husband really has no alcohol tolerance at all.”

You laugh a little, sitting next to Kyoujurou and resting the back of your hand on his cheek. “Well, you’re not wrong. Thanks for bringing him back, Tengen.” At your touch, Kyoujurou makes a pleased noise at the back of his throat, hands clasping yours and pressing it tighter against his cheek. With how warm he is, your hand probably feels like a refreshing ice pack to him. Tengen only makes a gagging noise.

“Yeah, yeah.” He waves it off casually, sticking his hands into the pockets of his hoodie before he turns to leave. “It’s getting late, so I better get back to my own family before they start worrying. I’ll lock the door on the way out, so you can just focus on taking care of that guy over there. See ya.”

You wave to him on his way out, and when the door clicks shut behind him, you look back at Kyoujurou, eyes gentle. His hair has come unbound (probably due to Tengen’s rough handling), a crimson and gold mess strewn over the couch. His normally pressed white shirt is wrinkled. With a faint smile, you shake your head before you reach for his tie, intending on undoing it so that you can put him to bed.

The second your fingers touch the knot of his tie, however, a pair of strong hands wrap around yours, stopping you in your tracks. Surprised, you look up at Kyoujurou, realising that his eyes have opened a crack as he looks blearily at you. “Ah, you’re awake?”

“M’ sorry but…” his words come out slightly slurred, and you have to strain your ears to make out what he’s saying. “But I'm… already married…”

You blink at him, momentarily amused. “Is that so?”

“Yes!” The volume of his declaration almost makes you jump, and you hurry to shush him before he can wake up all of the neighbours, hands pressed over his mouth. “So…” he waves a finger in front of your face wildly, a big frown on his lips. “No… funny business… Okay?”

So this is what your husband is like when he’s drunk. Now that you’ve been made privy to such knowledge, you can’t help but think that you should get him drunk more often. He’s cute. “Okay, no funny business,” you agree, removing your hands from his tie and placing them in your lap, although all you want to do is run your fingers through his hair and kiss the man silly. “How about I call your wife to come get you, then?”

Kyoujurou shakes his head quickly, orange and gold strands flying about. “No, no, no, don’t… she’s probably… sleeping by now.” He waves at the clock with a clumsy hand before sagging back onto the couch with a groan. “Don’t wanna disturb.”

A smile touches the corner of your lips. Really, you’ll have to make up for all the times you’ve wanted to kiss him now tomorrow morning. “You must love your wife very much, don’t you?”

“Of course!” Another shouted declaration, and you hurry to muffle him with a pillow to the face. “Very much so! More than anything else! I- hmpgf mhph hmm…”

A small burst of laughter escapes you before you can stop it, and you have to cover your mouth with your hands to suppress your laughter. The pillow you had been holding earlier falls between the two of you. Kyoujurou looks taken aback, confused, then he pouts, almost childishly. “It’s true!” Kyoujurou insists, mistaking your laughter for disbelief. Holding up his left hand, Kyoujurou gestures at his ring finger energetically. “Look!”

You don’t need to look to know that his silver wedding band will be sitting there snugly, never having been taken off since your wedding day. “Wow, what a coincidence,” you say, deciding to humour him. Holding up your own left hand, you put your hands side to side by comparison. Your wedding bands shine in the dim light of the room next to each other. “Look, we match.”

Kyoujurou squints at the bands for a moment, before he turns his head to study your face. Then his expression suddenly lights up, a gigantic smile illuminating his face. “Darling!” The hug that he gives you nearly knocks you off the couch, the tips of his hair tickling your nose as he buries his face in the crook of your neck. Drunk as he is, Kyoujurou’s hugs always make you feel the same way - loved, warm and protected.

“You silly oaf, I can’t believe you didn’t recognise me.” With a laugh, you reach up to ruffle his hair before you pull him to his feet, guiding him towards the bedroom. “Come on, let’s get you changed and tucked into bed.”

Kyoujurou whines, nuzzling the top of your head and both arms wrapped securely around your waist. “But I wanna keep hugging you,” he complains, then lets out a little yelp when you swat his ass firmly.

“Be a good boy and get changed first, then maybe I’ll cuddle you in bed.” With a pout, Kyoujurou loosens his embrace just enough for you to take a step back. Reaching up, you focus on undoing the knot of his tie, tossing it to the side before moving to undo the buttons of his work shirt. “This would be so much easier if you’d help me out, you know,” you say lightly to tease him, glancing up at him to see what he’s up to. To your surprise, Kyoujurou is watching you seriously with a strange intensity to his gaze. It’s not a look you see on him often. “Kyoujurou?”

Without a word, Kyoujurou leans forward abruptly - with no time to react, the next thing you feel is a pair of lips landing on yours gently. Taken by surprise, you can only stand still with your fingers lingering on the buttons of his shirt as Kyoujurou captures your mouth in a warm kiss. The long fingers cupping your jaw are gentle, as though you’re a precious thing that he can’t afford to break.

After a few seconds, Kyoujurou slowly pulls away, and when you finally look up, he’s grinning brightly at you once more. “Just wanted to do that!” Kyoujurou laughs, before he turns and flops onto the mattress, half unbuttoned shirt still clinging to his broad frame. Stunned by the mood swings that the alcohol has brought on, you stare at him before you shake your head and join him on the bed, giving up on your original goal of getting him undressed.

“You’re going to regret drinking so much tomorrow morning,” you whisper as you tuck Kyoujurou into bed. Kyoujurou only smiles up at you, reaching out to take you into his arms and pulling you firmly into his chest.

“That’s a problem for tomorrow!” He laughs, pressing your cheek against his. With a sigh, you pull the blankets over the two of you, snuggling closer to him for warmth.

“My problem for tomorrow, you mean.”

Still, you wouldn’t mind him getting drunk more often, you think as you fall asleep in his embrace.

#rengoku #rengoku fanfic #rengoku kyojuro #kyojuro #kyoujurou #rengoku kyojuro x reader #demon slayer #demon slayer fanfic #demon slayer fanfiction #demon slayer kyojuro #kimetsu no yaiba #kimetsu no yaiba fanfic #kimetsu rengoku #kimetsu kyojuro #kny fanfic #kny #kny kyojuro

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