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autisticlancemcclain · 7 months
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does anyone have any controversial stand up jokes/skits bc i need them for a debate in my modern laughter class
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astermath · 1 month
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hiya! i’m a really big fan of your stranger things work and I was wondering, if youre comfortable of course, a steve x reader period imagine where reader tried to hide their period from Steve, but he finds out and is super fluffy and sweet about it? thank you!
HAHAH wow i have let this ask stew in my inbox since last year thats CRAZY im so sorry my dear,, i was going through old asks and i rlly like this prompt actually so here u go, i hope u enjoy!!!!
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pairing: steve harrington x fem!reader
tags: established relationship, obv mentions of periods / menstruation, reader is referred to as female, steve being dense at first lol, regular sized font below!
wc: 1.4K
notes: while the reader in this fic is female, i am well aware not everyone who has a period is a girl, and not everyone who's a girl has a period!
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Steve is one attentive boyfriend.
It’s the early stages of your relationship, the golden era, the honeymoon phase. And while you’re a still a bit nervous about it all, you couldn’t be happier, because he does it all right.
He knows your favourite snacks, what music you like, what makes you laugh, what makes you cry. He’s starting to figure out your ins and outs, and it’s almost crazy how quickly he’s catching on. You have no reason to feel judged by him at any point, he truly is comfort poured into the shape of a person.
So then why are you staring at your phone right now, struggling to dial his number and just tell him why you can’t make it to your date?
It’s not usually this bad, at least it hadn’t been for a while, so why now, of all moments, must you be forsaken to be terrorised by your period?
You bite your lip, laying flat onto your bed, hand over your lower stomach. It's right where the pain is just gnawing at you, just like the guilt is. But you know you’d feel even guiltier if you just stood him up, he doesn’t deserve that. You sit up, a tad slowly to save yourself from another cramp, and swallow your nerves for now.
“I’ll just… Tell him I’m sick. Yeah… Yeah I can do that.” You think to yourself.
The combination of his number had started to feel natural to your fingers now, unlike how anxiously you pressed the buttons the first time, triple checking before finally pressing call. You're triple checking again now, more so because you're not sure you can handle hearing the defeat in his voice when you tell him you can't make it.
The phone barely gets a moment to ring before he picks it up, and his all too familiar sweet voice comes through the device.
"Hey babe, everything okay over there?"
You pause a moment before replying. "How did you know it was me calling?"
"Lover's intuition." He chuckles, and it makes your heart flutter. It's not fair how easy it is for him to do that to you, but you enjoy it nonetheless. "So, what's going on?"
"I, uh..." God, getting the words out is like pulling teeth. But you'd rather die than let him think you just got cold feet about your movie date. "I'm really not feeling too well right now, Steve... I'm-- I'm so sorry, I'm gonna have to cancel for tonight." Your eyes are welling up with tears before he even gets a chance to reply, just imagining his pretty face losing its bright expression when hearing your unfortunate news.
"Oh," damnit, he does sound sad, "that's okay, uhm... Is there anything I can do? What kinda sick is it?"
Shit, he's gonna make you say it, isn't he? You know Steve is a mature guy, he knows about periods, knows how they work, but you've been told to suck it up and get on with it before... A part of you is still disappointed that you just can't.
"U-Uhm... It's more like, a stomach thing, I guess?" It's the best way you can put it for now, hoping it'll put his worries to rest.
"Okay, I see..." You can nearly hear him thinking, the subtle noise of bags being moved and a fridge being opened coming through the phone. "Uh, how aboouuut... I come over to yours, and we just watch a movie at home? I still got a couple of tapes we haven't gotten to, and I can bring some light snacks that won't upset your stomach too much."
The thought of Steve caring for you while you're sick sends a warm feeling through your entire body. God, how does he just keep getting better? But you can't lie to him, right? It's not like you're really sick, unless you count the curse of menstruation as a symptom.
Before you get a chance to explain, he's talking again, and by the ruckus in the background you can only guess he's rushing to grab all his stuff. "I'll be heading out in a bit, I'll stop by the corner store too, stay put for me alright? See ya in a bit!"
You're sure he didn't realize he wasn't letting you talk, but frankly, you probably couldn't even come up with a response on time anyways. Right now, you just have to worry about looking somewhat presentable, and maybe figure out a way to tell him you're not actually sick.
By the time you've brushed your hair and brushed some mascara onto your lashes, you're already hearing the doorbell. You just manage to pull a fresh shirt over your head, before stumbling down the stairs and stopping in front of the door. With a deep, loaded, sigh you open it, to reveal your boyfriend.
Hair messed up, plastic bag in hand, jacket haphazardly thrown on. He clearly rushed to be here, still panting a little, but in your eyes, he's the image of your guardian angel, your saviour in need.
Before either of you know it, you're crying again, your freshly applied mascara now leaving thin black streaks over your cheeks. Your hands go up to cover your face, embarrassed, not even sure why you're sobbing all of a sudden. The feelings just hit you like a freight train, rocking you before you even have a time to rationalize.
Steve's expression falters, the bag he had in hand dropping to the floor in an instant, stepping in closer so he can carefully wrap his arms around you and pull you to his chest. Not too tight, he doesn't want to startle you. He's a bit distraught; he's really only seen you cry at a sad movie scene before, so he's a bit unsure as to what's caught you to be so upset right now.
"I-I'm sorry..." you manage to mutter through your incoherent sobs and sniffs, effectively ruining the front of his shirt in the process.
"Hey, hey..." His big hands go up to your face, gently cupping your wettened cheeks as he looks into your teary eyes. Hell, the image of you is almost enough to make him break too. "What're you sorry for? You can't help it that you're sick, right?"
The reminder of your lie makes you want to break eye contact in shame, but it's hard to force yourself to lose sight of that soft, caring gaze of his.
"I," sniff, "I lied, I'm so sorry Steve, I-- I'm not sick, I just... I have..."
He watches you expectedly, not upset, just curious. You'd surely have your reasons if whatever caused you to cancel is making you this upset.
"I'm... I'm just on my period and it-- it hurts really bad, it's not even usually this bad, and I felt like I was overreacting and I feel so bad and--" Your ramble gets cut short by his chuckle, the same one that nearly caused you to melt over the phone earlier.
"W-Wha... Why are you laughing?" You're not sure if you should be happy or worried, you're already experiencing so much at once, it's hard to pick one emotion to feel.
"Nothing, it's just, well," he picks up the bag he dropped, opening it slightly to show the bars of chocolate, candy and your favorite chips inside. "I had a feeling."
The sight of it makes you snap out of your state of distress, and you can’t help but crack a smile through your tears. “Seriously? How?”
He shrugs, a sheepish smile adorning his face. “I told you, lover’s intuition.” He pulls you back to him and kisses your head. “There’s another bag in the car with chicken soup in case I was wrong.”
You both laugh, just hugging on your doorstep for a moment. You have to let it sink in, that maybe Steve just is that sweet and considerate of a guy.
“D’you wanna go inside, or does standing outside help with cramps?” He pulls back a little, and you fight the urge to poke him in the ribs for his sarcasm. You love it either way.
“Yeah, let’s go inside. We can watch When Harry Met Sally and I can cry my eyes out again. Sound good?”
“Sounds perfect.”
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lawbloodfreak · 2 years
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no ocd 😎 knew it (80% but was semi convinced this was me convincing myself I don’t have any problems)
#personal#n e ways we have had our doubts for a while but I think it’s time to dump my therapist. for multiple reasons#ahaaa but first give me the documentation I need#please please please#btw she said she was ‘pretty confident’ in the ocd categorization of me and the screening I took (online#adaa screening) was for my own benefit (bc I’m a data grl) n then when I took it it came back NO OCD n she said she talked to an ocd#specialist n they also said yeah not ocd. my slay !#and THATS why we love tests girls ! and ppl who know what they’re talking abt#guess u shouldn’t have been so confident girl !#also she’s rescheduled me and been late so many times. bc of other clients or her own inavkity to schedule herself apparently#she told me she has severe ADD n I’m like ok girl! well I don’t wanna suffer the consequences from it#Also doesn’t think sex (or porn? i forget which) addiction is real n the way she talks… she DEF judges issues unless they’re#directly brought up to her by the client. like ok girl u just said x udgemental thjng that’s like 2 steps away from one of. my probs that I#haven’t told u yet… hmm maybe this ain’t a good fit#also my most recent session w her#was talking abt my friend who has BPD n a tough night I had w her n she was like “’o she’s manipulating u that’s what ppl w BPD do. it’ll#forever be tumultuous’ like ok first of all … might want to approach that more sensitively to ppl w bpd#it was judgement . it was ‘ppl w bpd r bad’#n considering she told me she was considering a bpd diagnosis for me a while ago (LOL) … girl what were u gonna do#refer me prob but god if she’s treating someone w bpd and I didn’t misinterpret her statement… gl to that person#also. like. maybe I have some knowledge u don’t. yk based off the things I HAVE told u#anyways.
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dog-bat3 · 20 days
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I’m going to animate this (don’t don’t Quote me on that)
Charlie 🐐 husk🐈‍⬛ Alastor🦌 Lucifer🍎 Vaggie🎀 lute🗡️ Adam🎸 angel🕷️ Valentino🎬 Vox📺 Velvette👗  pentious🐍 Cherri💣 niffty🪳 Sera👁️‍🗨️ Emily😇 Katy kj🦂 (she’s a praying mantis, but they don’t have praying mantises) Lilith 🎵
“I LIKE WRITING ON WALLS FUCK U SOCIETY- ADAM”🎸
“Adam this is actually a door not a wall- regards Society”👁️‍🗨️
“FALLOW YOUR 🌟DREAMS🌟🌈”🐐
“I literally only have nightmares”🐈‍⬛
“Question EVERYTHING”🎀
“Why?”🪳
“Yo on a sscale from one to America how free are you tonight?”🐍
“Germany 1942”🦌
“Do you idealize the past or see it as broken, why?”🗡️
“Dude I’m just trying to take a shit”🎸
“The future is in YOUR hands :D”🐐
“My dick is the future?”🎬 
“If harry potter taught us anything it’s that nobody deserves to live in the closet”🐐
“Except r Kelly”🦌
Writing on top of toilet “holy water”😇
Writing on the bottom “holy shit”🍎
“Is this as good as it’s ever gonna get?”🎀
“Conversations with strangers that I have never met and I will never know if I meet in the future…”🐐
“MY DICK IS THE FUTURE”🎸
“COCAINE IS LIKE A SUPER HOT GIRLFRIEND WITH PERFECT TITS”🎸
“That’s mean to you all the time and fucks other dudes (I should know)”🕷️
“STOP WHITE HIPSTERS”🐍(he has no idea what he’s saying)
“LOL please explain how”💣
“Tom loves my shaft”🦂”DVD with bonus features”🦂
“When I’m alone I like to fill the bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend I’m a meatball…. DONT JUDGE ME!”🐍
“Dude we’re totally judging”🐈‍⬛
Bad drawing of a shark “the largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks :D”🐍
“The largest women in the world is laid by your dad :D”🎸
“I FUCKED YOUR MOM”🍎
“Shut up dad you drunk”🐐
“Open books not legs blow minds not boys”🐐
“Why can’t I do both?”🕷️
“Big tits can’t make up for a small ass but a big ass can make up for small tits”🎬
Vox put quotes around it and ascribed it to “-Abraham Lincoln”📺
Writing on top of toilet “holy water”😇
Writing on the bottom “holy shit”🎸
“Is this as good as it’s ever gonna get?”🍎
“Conversations with strangers that I have never met and I will never know if I meet in the future…”😇
“MY DICK IS THE FUTURE”🎸
“For a good time call your mother for Sunday brunch… delightful.”🎵
“For a good time call your dad (he misses you)”🍎
“For a good time call THE-VEES”🎬📺👗
“For a good time call me Ishmael”🦌
“Good luck out there human”🐐 “Good luck out there human”😇
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vrisrezis · 1 year
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General waluigi relationship hcs because nobody will write for my man’s . Don’t judge me for this one
Also I haven’t done this formate for writing in so longggg
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MY MANNNSSS waluigi !!
• He may seem like a jerk to others but to you he’s the absolute sweetest dork of all time☹️☹️☹️☹️❤️❤️ like I swear whenever your around he’s got nothing up his sleeve he is on his best behavior and wario is just like 😐 bro u are down so bad .
• also he’s a blushy dork whenever you’re around especially if he does a nice gesture and your like “omg ur so sweet! ^_^” he dies inside he just gives you a stupid toothy smile he cannot handle that shit his face is pure red
• SMOOCHIES!!! Listen he’s too shy to initiate believe it or not… so whenever you do.. OMGGGG he dies and he loves smooches on the cheek so much
• when it comes to sports he goes easy on you and wario wants him dead for being the reason they lost a tennis match
• silly goof of course he gives you flowers … ROSES . OF COURSE
• but if you give him roses he would die on the inside he’s just like “… nobody’s given me flowers b4 wtf” his heart explodes!!!
• don’t get that I can fix him mentality tho . He is who he is even if he tries to hide it from you, you’ll know eventually.
• he’s not that bad tho let’s be honest 🤷‍♀️
• he is a bit shy in your relationship but at the same time a big flirt, he’s all talk but no action, pretty much.
• he worries abt u a lot he’s such a dad ok . Don’t let him catch you without a scarf when it’s snowing outside
• fashion icon ok if you two are dating you guys are wearing matching outfits when it comes to tennis and any other sport you guys play with everyone else
• I hc that he’s Puerto Rican so he probably says romantic shit in Spanish to you LMFAO
• you may think he’s the one carrying you bridal style but really it’s the other way around and he may act like he hates it but he loves it so :)
• also might I add that he loves sleeping on your lap, anyway possible
• likes shorter s/o’s but wouldn’t mind it if you were taller
• not the hero type but lets just say if bowser were to ever mess with you… oh boy not good he’ll fuck up bowser so badly
• likes to share hoodies with you because he thinks you look cute in his and he looks adorable in hoodies so it’s a win win
• loves them innocent neck kisses :))
• one smooch will make him feel better when he’s angry or upset
• also a sap he’s the type to stare at you with love in his eyes with a stupid warm smile on his face and the type to just be in awe when the wind is blowing your hair just right and time slows down for him when you kiss and blah blah blah he’s a dork
• although he comes across as confident I see waluigi being insecure in a relationship as it’s not something he’s used to at all.
• he gets jealous of Luigi a lot I’m just gonna say it lmao
• but honestly just kiss him and make it better , maybe have a talk about it
• likes to slow dance with you AGRUSBXKNS he’s so cute
• also he’s on the trans hc list for me so he helps you out if youre trans lol
• body positivity for you both ayyy totally not because I get literally nightmares about my body no not at all no this is not me projecting cuz I love waluigi
• cosplaying eachothers outfits
• he hates playing Mario party now because you kick his ass LMFAO
• likes to spin you around, also likes to be spun around. Idk cute romantic shit what can I say
• big on stupid one liners he can use on you, he is such a loser
• loves to tease you but it’s all in good fun and jokes lol
• overall waluigi is a dorkkkk imo <3 love him
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neotrances · 1 year
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some annoying ass lady came in my line and she was like “don’t judge me when you get to the end of my items i bought a bunch old no-nos hehe” and i was like uh ok and then i’m at the end and it’s donuts and cookies and a few mini muffins and she’s goes “haha im so embarrassed but i just couldn’t help my self haha im soooo bad im gonna get soooo fat” and i just stared at her without replying bc like i’m not. doing this with you and she kept going “i don’t know how people eat like this everyday it’s so bad for u, im just splurging today but this much sugar daily? yeesh! i mean don’t let yourself go lol!” and mind u she was skinny and like in her early twenties at best and she got a little quiet and said “oh i shouldn’t have said all that you must be on a diet right” and i said no i eat when i want to and she got offended by that and gave me a nasty look and said “oh okay.”and i rang up the rest of her shit in silence and she snatched the receipt from me when she was leaving the hell is ur problem oh my bad i don’t think it’s a sin to eat a fuckin cookie or enjoy food get out of my line explode explode explode
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nerdy-talks · 10 months
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Do u read webcomics? If so any recommendations? I need new stuff to read so I’m asking around lol thnx!
I do, lovely anon! ^u^
My top three favorite webcomics/manwha are Killing Stalking, Bloody Sweet, and Dreaming Freedom.
I actually just started reading Dreaming Freedom a few days ago. And I'm hooked! Maybe it's just me ... but every time I look at Siyun's adorable face, I can't stop myself from imagining Yandere!Solomon (from Obey Me! obviously lol)
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I am simping HARD for this man! And not just because he's beautiful... I am seriously in love with his entire personality! I tore down the red flags and raced towards Siyun without looking back lol
There's also the fact that Siyun is a lowkey(?) Yandere, which is a major selling point for me. Honestly... He reminds me of an overprotective puppy dog, which is actually a huge compliment even though it may not sound like it
Not to mention the fact that I ALWAYS have a thing for characters with tragic/sad backstories, especially characters that have white hair at one point or another (for some unknown reason... it usually just works out that way xD )
Plus Siyun says things like this :
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Oof! My heart!~ 💙
Next : I was extremely happy to find out that Bloody Sweet is getting a physical release. And you can bet I picked up Volume One the first chance I got!
Naerim is super relatable, and Fetechou is beyond adorable. He can have my blood anytime >:3
I've only read Bloody Sweet once before online, and as far as I can recall.... Fetechou also has a very tragic past.
He also says things like this ~ :
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Oof!! *clutches my chest* My heart!!! 💙
Fetechou's heterochromatic eyes and lil' fangs are everything. And I ADORE his personality <3
Then there's Killing Stalking. Not exactly a wholesome, heartwarming story by any means. It's actually loaded with plenty of potentially triggering content. But I still love it.
Killing Stalking is another manhwa that I was sooooo surprised to hear was getting a physical release. I'm all caught up (three volumes have been released so far), and I cannot wait to finally own the entire series! ^^
To be fair, I was rooting for YoonBum the entire time. I wanted the absolute best for him. I wanted him to get a happy ending. YoonBum deserved someone who could give him a stable, loving, nurturing home filled with patience, acceptance, and understanding. Someone who could shower him with positive affection, boost his confidence, and give him a sense of self worth in the best ways possible.
Sangwoo, on the other hand... I have mixed feelings about him lol
I really do feel bad for him. But thinking in a realistic sense.... Sangwoo's personality would keep me on eggshells, I don't know how I would be able to comfortably manage a situation like that.
Although, when he comes off with lines like this :
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Bad enough you shatter legs, but then you have to go and mess with my heart and mind too?! 💙
Not gonna lie.... I'd rather stay with YoonBum. At least I'd be able to trust him better and rest easier near him haha xD
Anyway! Judging from my picks and these characters, can you see the overwhelming desperation that resides within me to receive any form of genuine intimacy and the crushing desire to feel truly needed due to being deprived of such things for so long? Because it's there! Just look closely and you'll definitely see it! Hahaha! Haha...ha.... T^T
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webslingingslasher · 8 months
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j!! im in a situation😭😭
i’m bi but not out to my bf. i met his family for the first time last night and i’ve FUCKED HIS SISTER😭😭😭 i did NOT know they were siblings fjfjfnfnnfmgmfmfmdmdm it wasn’t that long ago either (we haven’t been together that long)
i don’t wanna come out to him. not yet. i’m not ready for that but i feel like i really need to tell him bc that’s his sister?? like??? what do i do😭
imagine i’m not comfortable coming out to him until next year. that’s a whole YEAR of hiding that i’ve slept with his sister & i think he’d wanna know bc that might make him feel uncomfortable😭
this is such a mess djfnfnfndnd but i hope it’s entertaining for u. i cant stop laughing even tho i’m so anxious lol
ooooh girl this.... this is BAD.
you gotta tell him. if you don't, she might, and that's even worse. it's early enough where you can just nope yourself away from the situation. cause.... this could do some damage.
yeah, ngl, i would perfer to stay far away from this grenade when it explodes 😭😭😭😭
call a lawyer, a priest and a judge. ur gonna need one of the three for this outcome.
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peacock-of-passione · 2 years
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23 Kids and Counting P1-Heartslabyul
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Based off @twst-trash’s twst kid posts, check their stuff out! It won’t make sense unless you do lol
GN! Reader!
Crackfic honestly
I have a bunch of headcannons on the twst boys kids and stuff but for this im not gonna mention their appearance or anything at all that could be identifying. but im definitely gonna post more about the twst kids and stuff
If this sucks please tell me
Almost all of the kids are like 8 or in that age range
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Heartslabyul-
•ok so first all
•poor y/n
•next-
•Riddles so red and shaky at the thought y’all had a kid together you’re 99% sure he’s gonna implode
•He’s also chugging down tea like it’s red wine and he’s a middle aged southern woman going through a nasty breakup
•y’all’s kid is just sitting there next to him simultaneously preparing themselves to catch his cherry ass when he eventually feints and judging the other kids and their parents
•like wow y/nski you really just giving me up for those fuckers in those other timelines? I mean I get giving up dad but I’m fucking aweso-
•riddle child u are mentally starting fights ur 3’4 ass can’t back up
•meanwhile Trey trying to teaching his crotchspawn how to bake
•they end of making 3 batches of cupcakes (trey’s kid poured soy sauce on 1/3 of them and is waiting to see which people pick up the lucky cupcakes)
•Trey knows
•Trey supports his child in this endeavor
•Trey is secretly more evil than all the other characters combined
•Trey gives u an unpoisioned one and makes a comment about you could have these sweets every day if y’all were together
•Cater and his child are on the couch shit talking gossiping about everyone else.
•common ginger behavior
•Also they’re taking like 9000 selfies while doing so
•cater child braids their fathers hair
•cater posts all the photos on his Magicam and literally brings the site down
•Even more Flirty w/ you know that he knows he has a chance
•Now onto the egg boi and his progeny
•they are so
•so
•so
•so
•stupid
•y/nnie please help them they’re dumb dumbs
•Not half a brain cell between them
•the good news is that deuces child isn’t evil hellspawn like the rest
•they’re just drawing pictures with their dad on the floor
•honestly out of all of heartslabyul ur considering him for top baby daddy
•he’s honestly really good with them
•when he isn’t having a mental breakdown on the idea of y’all being together and having a kid
•Now y’all may have been wondering why I haven’t mentioned Acey-wacey and his child
•Well they had to keep his in a separate room
•THE THING IS FERAL
•Crowley has to go get a rabies test since ur wild child practically chomped a piece of his arm off
•(u let it have a piece of raw steak for that)
•Crewel let you have one of his kennels for it
•it’s ok it’s big and furnished
•Ace is out here saying that you have some favoritism and why can’t his child be let into the common room
•you say they can as long as he puts it on a leash and watches the thing himself
•he promptly shuts up
•still tries to be flirty and suave about y’all getting together but then he gets cut off when you both realize ur thing has chewed through the bars of the kennel and is causing chaos in the dorm
(Crewel sends you a bill 2 days later for the kennel)
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Anyway sorry if this is bad it’s my first post 😅.
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prettypei · 10 months
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plot: how would they react to you coming out as neopronoun? ;fluff! kinda crack!(?)can be deemed as platonic! or romantic!
reader: neopronoun! Reader
warnings: mentions of misgendering
pairings: yuji, megumi, nobara, maki
(a/n): to my neopronoun readers! I did a bit of research on this but please send an ask if there's anything wrong or considered problematic.
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✰YUJI
doesnt know what that is
he thought it was a video game term for "level up" the first time you mentioned it
"Do you know what are neopronouns?" *pause* "Yeah, I neoprned up today!"
pretends to get it who you try to explain but he searches it up at home and gets it (finally)
he felt kinda bad that you had to endure being misgendered by him, he cares a bit more after you came out to him
”hey if you have any problems, you can talk to me, okay? I’m gonna be here for you!”
respects u 100% and does a bit more diving into LGBTQ after that
he calls himself a proud ally now
“I get it, it’s like using (insert preferred pronoun) instead of he/him right? I’m sorry I didn’t understand sooner.”
✰MEGUMI
again, does not know what that is
he asks you to explain it and does a bit of research about LGBTQ but he has basic knowledge due to gojo explaining it to him when he was young
he isn’t very different from how he used to treat you
at first he slipped up a bit, and every time he does he writes a sorry letter to you because he’s not that good with words
he always leaves it at your desk too cuz he’s too shy to give it to you himself and he’s also partially embarrassed because he considered you a really good person and felt bad for slipping up
he is much better now, and whenever someone’s like “neopronouns aren’t real lol” he just punches them in the face with a deadpan expression and says “let’s go.”
“You should really stand up for yourself more. You’re not any different from them for using those pronouns, but they’re a lot more asshole than you. Ugh, don’t make me compliment you again.”
✰NOBARA
is the most well-versed in LGBTQ community compared to these three, so she gets it immediately
her attitude towards you won’t change at majorly, just a bit
shes more caring when your down etc etc
calls to you by your preferred pronouns the second you tell her
and steps up for you IMMEDIATELY whenever someone misgenders you on purpose
“(preferred pronouns)? Ew chronically onli-“ “guess who also uses neopronouns? *starts listing a long list of celebrities who use them*”
“You shouldn’t be judged for who you are, y’know? Be yourself and all that corny shit. Hey did you know neopronouns existed a long time ago? *starts listing random facts about LGBTQ*”
✰MAKI
being in the zen’in clan maki does not know what’s LGBTQ, like she DOES NOT KNOW.
Shes totally confused so you have to explain the whole concept for LGBTQ to her down to “girls can like girls too”
shes pretty good at understanding so she gets it when you explain it to her
like it was from “girls can like girls?” to “he/him lesbians exist naoya.” Like she’s that good 😭
has never misgendered you once and not ever
Probably looks intimidating next to you so people don’t give you shit about it when she’s around
“Don’t let people give you shit for it. Ever.”
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coldbug · 9 months
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Ok do you watch the great British pottery throwdown. Do u have thoughts. Is there other pottery reality shows.
I actually have only watched one episode lol;;; it was fine! I had some problems with it bc it is dramatized.
like some thrown pieces exploded in the kiln but it wasn’t bc the potter was bad; they literally didn’t get to dry slowly enough!!! and the judges being rly critical of artistic style? like yes there’s technical elements/skill to judge but. artistic style can’t be judged the same imo. there’s ways to judge artistic style but it can’t just be “i don’t like it so it’s bad”. also like iirc the first challenge was throwing nesting bowls, and someone got eliminated but it was because they were mainly a hand builder? how are you gonna not even let them show their actual skills. lol sorry,, those are my thoughts
my parents really like it tho, and it’s neat bc i can talk to them a little more technically and they’ll understand cause “oh they did that on the pottery throw down” i definitely appreciate that. not having to explain like. what sgraffito is. etc
i could try to watch it again but i think i’m too much of a nerd abt pottery/ceramics and wouldn’t be able to just sit and enjoy it lmao;; i’d be too critical of the show on a meta level lolll
idk if there’s other pottery shows tho!!!
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eclipsewxtch · 1 year
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Hello, it's me again! But this time, I'm just asking questions about things that I noticed in Kill of the Night, it's okay if you can't answer!
1.Do the boys will also have backstories? (Billy, Vance and Robin) or we'll be more focused on the other boys?
2. Bruce has mommy issues in this fic? In chapter 8:
Finney walks in after, rushing to Bruce’s side, “Oh Brucie— are you okay?” Bruce inhales after the first pump, and licks his dry lips. “Not really.” “What happened?” “Nightmare.” “A case? Your mom?” “Red.” Bruce snorts, “I dreamed I was the bird in the box. All flayed alive, and empty blood and no muscles and just a skin cage with a tiny little heart inside.”
3. About Evan, I think I'll wait a little more until I make an atual theory, he's only been mentioned like 3 times. But I just want to say that it's giving me Betty/James/Augustine (Evan/Griffin/Billy), and if Evan and Griffin are dating (highly doubt it) I'll feel bad for shipping Showstagg and start questioning Griffy's fidelity because damn this is the second time Griffin cheats (flirting can be count as cheating right?) in your fics to be with Billy. Griffin is either incapable of staying loyal or Billy is just that hot. But either way Griffin is just to bbg for me to clearly judge anything he do
4. We'll see more of Charlie? Like in the present, not just possible flashbacks from other past. I'm just so curious about him and the relationship he has with each of the angels. He seems like a sweetheart
5. You said in one of the replys in the comments that Donna would be more important on the second part of the story. Is this about her thing with Finney or she's going to be important to other thing?
6. Gwen and Finn relationship seems a bit rocky, or is just me? Anyway they still seems to be ride or die for each other which is good.
7. If you could go with emotion, balances and logic to describe the ghost boys, how would you categorized? (For me it's Griffy and Billy logic, Robin and Bruce balanced and Finney and Vance emotion)
8. Will Bruce have a second possible pairing? Like for Griffin we have Evan and for Finney we have Donna
9. It's rare the moments that we got from the others boys perspective (Vance, Robin and Billy), do we ever will get a chapter that's fully just the boys perspective? I don't really mind either way
10. Could you give a tiny bitty spoiler about when the other boys (Vance, Billy and Robin) will figured it out that the Angels know each other and live together, like, if they are gossiping about Billy's life occurrences how did Billy didn't mention that one time that he took Dylan home? Vance is literally STALKING Bruce how they did not connect the dots? When are they going to start suspecting each other (but well, 22 is a rather young age to be in the FBI so I can let they pass this one)?
11. This one is rather silly, but what are Lenny's intention? Like does he like Griffin? Was he physically attracted to him and then later realized they were better off as friends? What does he think of Billy? He just seems like a very mature person to me, and I would like to see more of him.
Really sorry about the long ask, it wasn't suposed to be this long, but I got worked up. Take your time to update! And feel free to not answer this questions if you don't feel like it! I can understand that my questions can be a little overwhelming.
(Ps: You literally made me start seeing Griffin as a siren, like if he were a mythological being I would chose mermaid because in your fics he's just so artistic and attractive - not just appearance - that he must be a siren or something like that. He sings, he loves attention and having people on his finger, and the general headcanon that the fandom has about him only made me headcanon even more)
wowowow!! hi again!! i’m gonna answer this one by one lol
1. the boys all have backstories!
2. Bruce has mommy issues in every fic of mine😭 sorry in advance
3. Evan is semi-important later on, and make as many theories as u want! one of them might be right ;)
4. Definitely more Charlie! (There’s a Charlie POV coming up way later in the story) he’s more important to Griffin’s storyline. And the overall plot.
5. Another thing
6. They’re rocky but def ride-or-die. Siblings are strange.
7. in this fic: ur correct! bruce and robin are more balanced — finney and vance are more emotional — griffin and billy are more logic based.
8. bruce won’t have a second pairing and neither does finney technically. donna isn’t a love interest for finney at any point except for like that offhand mention in chapter one? i think it was.
9. yes yes yes — there will be chapters that are primarily from ONE person’s pov i just tend to switch it around so no one is bored.
10. the other boys will figure it out around chapter 15-16? OUR boys figure it out around 17-19. and chapters 20-?? are the aftermath of that discovery. vance is straight up stalking bruce but from his perspective bruce is alex — and alex has an entirely new identity (created by donna) so vance knows NOTHING abt bruce-bruce if that makes sense? billy has mentioned it (this comes up later sorry for the spoiler) but vance straight up doesn’t care😭 robin is the only one that paid attention to the detail but billy didn’t exactly give out addresses. just that he dropped “dylan” off (but to be fair— billy mostly talked abt him getting to touch “dylan’s” thigh)
11. lenny has good intentions. or does he? no i’m kidding he does…. maybe. he and griffin/dylan aren’t romantically involved but lenny is very enthralled by griff (who wouldn’t be that man is so attractive) and thinks of him fondly.
12. griffin is TOTALLY a siren
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a-nice-egg-offering · 9 months
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The way that Dennis and Dee are so similar and yet have nearly complete opposite personality types is so interesting and important to the fabric of the show no one else is an mbti/psychology buff like me so u probably don’t care but I’m gonna talk about it anyway. So Dennis is an ENTJ (if you break that down in the most basic of ways that’s extroverted, intuitive, thinking, judging but it’s actually a lot more complicated than that and I’m not going to go into it rn but u get the general gist) and Dee is an ESFP (Extroverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving) now in compatibility terms just with how you get along with the people in your life, the best matches are people with opposite first and last letters but the same middle two letters or opposite all letters but the same second letter so based on this Dennis and Dee couldn’t be more opposite unless one of them was an introverted type right so in theory they should clash in every way but here is when it’s nature vs nurture because they have so many of the same characteristics it seems impossible for their types to be so different and yet they are. Because your personality type is made up of your brain functions right and you can be one type while still having an overactive certain function that doesn’t technically align with your type so the way Dennis and Dee have influenced each other despite being such different types is very interesting in the whole outline of their psychology. Another interesting point is that Dennis and charlie are the only intuitive types in the group (ENTJ & ENFP) (Frank is ESTP) and also a pairing that seems to understand each other, charlie is certainly the person Dennis has the most compassion for and I find this super interesting because intuitive types generally don’t feel understood by sensor types and vice versa also since Dennis is an ENTJ and therefore the rarest type this also adds to the feeling of no one in the group truly understanding him and it’s bizarre bc I mean Dennis and Dee are twins they grew up together and tho Dee understands Dennis better than anyone else does there is still a rift between them where she is bad at intuitively feeling what’s going on with him at any given time possibly because she’s a sensor and that’s not naturally how she’s wired. Dennis on the other hand understands the gang intuitively to the point where it’s boring for him because they never surprise him - a reason why the RPG moment was so special and soft because he truly hadn’t been expecting it. This is what Dennis craves and values in the people around him - being able to surprise him. Being an INFJ myself (an equally intuitive type) I feel much the same way and also relate to him in the way that all my friends at school were sensors so though I enjoyed their company I never really felt like anyone truly understood me. I think that can be so frustrating for Dennis in regards to Dee sometimes too because she’s supposed to be his other half and he can read her so well yet she keeps missing the mark with his needs. It was interesting that in DTAMHD the Dee in his fantasy was on his side, knew how he’d react to something the gang did and actively tried to stop them from upsetting him because that’s what he wishes he had from her in reality. I don’t even really know what point I’m trying to make here these are just some thoughts and me finding a way to bring my two special interests together lol. Also just an extra little note Dee and macs types are very similar (ESFP & ESFJ) and yet they can’t stand each other which I find quite funny because as we know the gang is always offended by any kind of mirror so the fact Dee and Mac are so similar is also probably the reason they hate each other so much.
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tiptapricot · 2 years
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MK liveblog ep 2, Summon The Suit
The sudden pan up from sand FUCKS
The security footage scene is both so cute n sO embarrassing
Also I want JB n Steven to b bros they seem like they’d b rlly goofy n fun
“Larry in maintanence is going to absolutely shoot you”
MARC WALKING OUT ON THE TAPES WHAT A FUCKING SCENE
The Human Resources scene is rlly nice asmr
Steven having to give up his name n symbolically himself as he further journeys into his life falling apart makes me YELL
The guy at the storage locker place says he never forgets a face but isn’t put off by the accent, did Marc never talk to him?
Marc’s clothes being in the storage locker… gOd
Steven’s autistic interest blocking out any fear on a magical floating scarab
MARC STANDING INBTHE REFLECTION INBTHE LOCKER IS SO FUNNY
“Yeahr.”
“Idc how bloody handsome you are,” Steven that’s kinda gay :-/
Marc looks so worried n then Steven’s just like: lol you’re fuvking ridiculous lmao
Marc eyes on th gun
Khonshu walking down the hall w the lights is sO fucking creepy
The freeze frame my beloved💖
LAYLAAAAA
Layla’s intro is so good her character is like immediate
Layla don’t tap on the glass :-/
When Layla first sees the poetry book she probably thinks Marc was missing her but then Steven starts reciting a thing OiuhHhh
The music being soft n sweet but also unnerving n out of place
Marc’s already in the little door mirror in the background when the divorce papers come out lol
Layla baby I love you and you are so emotionally unstable this episode lmao
Also her jacket already kinda resembles the scarab stuff
Dialogue still hits clunky this ep idk why
This is why you never talk to cops Steven
Love that the Harrow goons that come after Steven r based off the Lemire orderlies
Steven head bonking on the car window for his life
Marc’s voice is so gentle but firm when he’s not angry, and he sounds so tired and I love him
Steven is just close to tears oh baby
Harrow stop touching him all caring like it’s creepy n I hate you
“KILL IM.”
“Wow beautiful 😌” (tomatoes)
God the cult is so…. Unnerving
Harrow as MK sounds so fucking creepy
The lil American man…
Confused and eating soup, the best way to be except in this case
Steven just slurpin soup n not listening. His lil “alright… 🤨” while he doesn’t listen to harrow n is so funny
“Gimmedabody”
I think you should actually kill Donna Steven. Get her ass.
Steven I love you so fucking much
“Then don’t”
Steven looks weird w his outer coat buttoned up
Layla walked into danger so confidently bc she was so used to always being able to trust Marc to b there n support her like breathing but Steven isn’t Marc n things r diff so they have to run
“Thatwasawesome”
Steven’s panic attack…. The overwhelm is done so well god being trapped between two ppl n the silence and the disorientation n Laylas distress n then her saying his name being what grounds him
The jackal hits on the door like a heartbeat
I love the mr knight suit being a real costume so bad the MCU has made me love cloth also it’s GORGEOUS
Marc ur accent ily
Layla seems so off her game this ep bc she’s being introduced to so much along w Steven n she doesn’t expect to fight monsters
ROLLIN UP HIS SLEEVES YEAH BABY YOU GO U ARE STEVEN W A VEE
Steven laying facedown in the middle of the street looks so goofy
“That was a hell of a punch back there” THIS SCENE MAKES ME BITE WOOD
MARCS MOON EYES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEAHHHHHH
oh I never realized bystanders actually got hurt in the background
THE CHASE SCENE MUSIC IM GONNA AHHHHHHHH
The vibes the vibes I’m I’m im normal
“Gotcha! >:-)”
Marc in Steven’s clothes looks so off
The way letting the suit off is like a release, like he can breathe
Then his paNIC
Harrow do u just judge that man to kill him for no reason I hate u
The shots of London r lovely
God Marc is so pathetic n tired n sad
SO THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE BEING ON THE INSIDE YEAH ITS HORRIBLE ITS ALRIGHT YOURE ALRIGHT I FEEL LIKE INCAN SCARCELY MOVE ITS OK BREATHE THROUGH IT HOW LONG YOUVE B N DOUNG THIS I DUNNO LONG TIME I DONT LIKE IT I DONTBWANY IT
this scene is so
its so
its so
marc is still trying n his voyce is so fragile n steven is so angry n atbhis end point
oscar acts across fromnhimself so well
marcs growing anger n just just the arguneny n marc being so worn out and high strung
KHONSHUBI HATE UR BONY ASS LEAVE HIM ALONE
khonshu sounds so good in this scene tye VOICE ACTING HIS LAUGH
khonshu i hate you i hate you
Near and dear as she is to him indeed Jake lockley my beloved it’s what she deserves
STEVEN JN THE MIRROR THE LIGHTING THE WAY MARC IS TIRED N HAS TRASHED THE PLACE J LOOKS SO OUHGHHHUHHHHHNNN YELOW N ORANGE N THE MUSIC N YHE MUSIC N THE SWWELL N THE CURTAIN AHHHHHHH
I love the ending songs so much but this is probably one of my all time favs
Headbopping
The hallway flickers between Steven’s apartment, the storage locker hall, and the Duat asylum
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s0urfangs · 1 year
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*hands you my himbo dragon*
Dominic for character matchups! absolute himbo, does not know what a lot of big words mean but if he gets the gist he's all in to help. even if he has trouble with big words and long sentences, he does his best to listen if you need a shoulder to cry on. he's been hiding among divinity's reach nobility with his sister for years now, helping the local villages by defending them and performing hard labor.
he's dumb, loyal, honest, and doing his best. (and easily distracted by shiny jewelry.)
I’m gonna use Fedsy just because, well. 
Upon first impressions he would ABSOLUTELY bully your poor guy at least a little for hanging around with the nobility in Divinity's reach. Posh twat liker I am going to steal all your fancy garden plants and make them into EVIL POISONS. Ha ha!! He’d be doing that thing where he prods and pokes and just annoys people to try get a reaction, especially from well put together nobles and their acquaintances. There is nothing better than making a fool of a noble. 
Yes, he would feel insanely guilty once he saw him doing any kind of labour. He would not say that he was feeling guilty and would instead be like yeah no I am just helping you because I WANT to gosh!! I was absolutely going to do this anyway. (Is making everything worse).
Talks a lot. Would probably end up rambling to him during his time ahem, ‘helping’. If Dominic listens? And doesn’t treat him like a child? God forbid, he is getting subjected to so many words and so many rants and questions. I know you said he can be bad with long words and for that I am very sorry but Fedsy does not shut up sometimes and also does not mind if you do not understand as long as your vibes are good. 
Potentially seems like someone he could maybe let his guard down around at least a tiny bit? If they’d already talked a while, that is. Less sarc, somehow. Himbos are safe and will not judge him and do not care :) - combined with the honesty, which he always appreciates. 
(Also Fedsy would never admit this in 50000000000 years but he does like to feel at least a little bit protected. Big man friend safe and warm :3 DOONT let him hug him or he will maybe break a tiny little bit and just stay there forever actually. He’s having a time. Also .////. )
STILL GOING! Feds is also a magpie. They can spend 8 hours straight going round all the antiques stores together in Divinity’s reach. Fedsy spends HOURS in there and eventually procedures the ugliest, largest, most sickeningly shiny necklace simply because it had a dragon on it. (He has his...suspicions. Provokes him.) Its so ugly and the chain is massive but it made him think of you so r u really in a position to refuse it.  The thing is with Feds is he COULD be joking or he could be entirely genuine and you will break his heart and there is no way of knowing (he likes it this way).
It looks like this. I’m real sorry Dominic I hope you like your new jewellery lol
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The few friends I made were through other writers accounts only. Reader's don't really leave replies on dark contents.. ghost readers or idk..its hard to make friends with them... Writers make friends with writers only (most I feel like it)..I would start posting too but it's kind of scary..feels like putting yourself out there. Also writing takes too much time and energy..even if I like writing (kudos to yall 😦👏🏽).
DC side of twitter is scary..I mostly only see l0li/sh0tacon writers (they do their thing..I don't intervene). I tried discord too..ofc i had to join proship servers otherwise who is gonna hear my incest thoughts.. once again it was filled with sh0ta. I'm just there like 🧍🏽‍♀️.. you can tell me why don't u make one yourself.. istg, if I had the time I would..I would need atleast one friend by my side to help out..so I can find more of my people.. hard to do it alone yk..and let's not talk about reddit, it's filled with weird men. I'm tired of them tbh.
The super vanilla friends of mine are constantly judging too. I'm just being friends with them because they are ok people and I kinda need human interaction every now and then.. thanks for listening 🫶🏽
I don’t know if it’s that writers only make friends with writers because they are writers or is it that writers only make friends with writers because those are the only people who interact or produce majority of the content? I don’t think it is solely because you are primarily a reader that writers will not befriend you. I think it is hard to really SEE you (the readers) when the relationship is mostly one-sided (most readers consume the fic, leave a like, and then leave). I think if there is some reciprocation (I.e leave meaningful asks, comments, maybe send your own thoughts or posts that you think people would like to see) people will reach out to you as well.
I wish I could empathize with the fear of posting but I’ve never personally felt that way. A blog is so easy to be anonymous on. Make a fake name, make a theme, and post things. No ones gonna associate it with your real self and you don’t have to share it with irls, so it’s virtually anonymous. If it’s a side blog you can lock it/delete it at any time and make a new one and start over.. I personally don’t really feel like there’s any reason to be scared of posting anything or reaching out to people. But maybe that’s just how I see it since I’ve been on this site for so long LOL
I would never go to reddit for dark content the people on there are weird about it lol. I’ve been in a few discords for DC side of fandom it’s hit or miss… sometimes if they allow aging up or whatever then they have strict rules on no lolisho but then people get weird about actual DC like incest noncon etc… like what’s the point when you pick and choose. But then places where it’s free for all you will see lolisho. The fact of the matter is that lolisho IS dark content, whether you personally like it or not. So I think in spaces where you want to be free to enjoy dark content you have to overlook the dark content that others enjoy.
I feel bad that you feel that way being surrounded by vanilla friends 😭 there are definitely certain fandom servers I’m in that don’t allow the kind of things I like and it feels like I can’t be myself there. Hopefully you will find a fandom space for you! If anything your thoughts are always welcome here 🫶🏽
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