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l0vegl0wsinthedark · 2 years

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You SMOOCH me?! You SMOOCH me like the affectionate fish?! OH! Face-glomp for benie! Face-glomp for beanie for one thousand years!

#i will literally bite you in the face #coming into my inbox and leaving me with LOVE?!#you will pay!!!!!#lilbeanz

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puppetmaster13u · 1 month

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Cryptid Batfam Prompt- But in Memes

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mmaaawww · 2 months

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all you say is "blah, blah"

(all they say is "na na na na na")

lilith eve adam lucifer

🎶girls — marina🎶

part 2. eden foursome

part 1

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 7 months

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the picnic table scene

#this isnt going to make sense to literally any of you for a long time and im sorry about that #but FUCK was i writing this morning #man. man man man man Man the motivation Hit #this fic might get done after all...#i need. to go sleep. OUASGAHSAKJSNCADCLSKDVMS;#THEY MAKE ME INSANE THEY MAKE ME INSANE #YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT #THEY MAKE ME CRAZY AGH AGH AGH #ok. ok. ill sleep. and we'll see if the scene holds up when my brain is Refreshed #absolutely unprompted #throwing myself to the ground and howling #who do i need to BITE #oh 7 am me we're really in it now #literally getting myself too worked up. im. Emotional. i almost feel like tearing up #if that was something i could do lmao #fortunately crying does not come easily to me but in my heart im like. idk. Sobbing #anyway in order to calm down im gonna go think about something that makes me equally insane #which is the OG reason i designed a butterfly look for howdy. yass!howdy's origins <3 #slamming my face through drywall ok bye im off to crazyville where i can catch a layover to sleepytown

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spaciebabie · 1 month

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shoutout 2 this person in my class who i can tell wants 2 talk 2 me really bad but instead of doing that whenever she has the chance she'll talk 2 whoever else is around and ignore me entirely unless im mentioned by name

#bruh lmao #so awkward. say something you dingus lol #ik you wanna talk 2 me so bite the bullet already #gyatt #spacie spoinks #literally. she was having a conversation with my partner for the project im doing. and like #heres the thing #if im not invited into conversation i usually dont participate #im like a vampire like that #and so like. after they're done conversating she'll just kind of. stand there. this has happened twice now #like dude sdkfjshlkdfj #im not upset by this behavior i have very awful social patterns as well and have been thru this (i am autistic)#am i gonna hafta say something. lol #probably #''hey bro whats up with you. i dont mean like how are you doing. i mean like. whats wrong with you.''#cant say that its not funny when you say it irl only when the ppl you're talking with know you're not being mean 😭#also like. this person has been staring at me lol #which like. makes me flustered so whenever she's around i panic and my face fucking turns red its god awful #for awhile it made uhh. my paranoia get really bad im ngl!!#its already bad when it comes 2 being around strangers but this like made it REALLY bad for a few weeks #im more calm now tho. rational brain won over and im chillin #i gotta work up the courage 2 say something b4 the semester is over or this is gonna bother me for the rest of my life sfkjsdhflkjs #i dont wanna put her on the spot #the only time i see her is when im in class #and . doing that interaction in front of ppl. i dont wanna embarrass her ksjfskjd

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defilerwyrm · 9 months

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Everyone who’s ever said “don’t worry, you can’t taste the [substance]” to me has been wrong. Like I don’t think they were lying per se; they were just completely incorrect

#on the other hand #everyone who’s ever told me ‘’you can just pick [substance] out & it’ll be fine’’ was in fact lying #flashback to the guy who told me to my face there’d be no onion in the chili #he made 3 gallons. i took one bite. gagged.#me: you put onion in this. him: you can’t taste it! me: i literally just did.#food sensitivities #meatspace

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frnkiebby · 4 months

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fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfucfk f u c k~🎃

#welp. here you go fellow frankie whores #fuck. me.#jfc #i mean #not literally #bc he has jamia #and his two boyfriends #👀👀👀#but christ #his curls #his face #his scruff #his fucking tattoos #this is a very bite-able frank right here #doing things to me #thank god i’m not at work for this picture #i’d be useless #(as if i didn’t queue this up last night)

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bericas · 1 year

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Why did you do that? Because I love you.

#twedit #scallison #scallisonedit #teenwolfplus #teendramas #scott mccall #allison argent #making this made me so crazy i had to fight for my life to not make this a lyric edit #thats what happened with the cant help falling in love scydia set if anyone was wondering #it was supposed to be like this and then i felt crazy #literally this whole set my head was like #i see the look in your eye and im biting my tongue you'll be the love of my life when i was young #isnt it amazing despite all the space in the world im still close to you then you said to me are we enemies no baby we could never be #if i could be stronger and if you were just older we might last this out longer but the task just gets harder and my face turned to red #we huddled under covers we ddint say anything if you hadnt come ovre i would be so much colder i would be so much less confused #goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky you were more than just a short time ive got a lot to live without #ANYWAY.#these scenes are very Specific to me they are so specifically about hurt/comfort to me #both of them bloodied in such different ways; both with blood on their hands; scott's is his own. allison's is mostly her own. but not all #the gentleness that comes not because of the absence of violence but despite the abudance etc etc etc etc #i refrained from including stuff from the movie trailer but the movie has really made me a scallison endgamer its crazy i never was #but i feel fucking Insane #the question is always why and the answer is always because i love you

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milk-ducts · 5 months

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finished up the episode,, did this fucking bitch nolan really trick his son into coming by sending out one of the thraxans to LIE to him about their planet being on the verge of destruction ??

#invincible #invincible season 2 #invincible spoilers #mark grayson #if this ends up like the comics and mark ends up hugging him n telling him how much he missed him??? i will raise hell #I DID NOT CRY TO VAMPIRE EMPIRE AND IMAGINE THEM AS NOLANMARK JUST FOR THIS TO FUCKING HAPPEN #I WANT MARK BEATING THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM #i want MARK makinf a scene i want him crying his eyes out #why the fuck did nolan think this was ever a GOOD idea #NOLAN IM COMIG FOR YOU … (in more ways than one)#can mark bite his beating heart out ?? just this once #HE literally gave him neigh-irreversible PTSD #also ALSO he ruined suance dog for him . i dont care if that was just supposed to be some comedic gag .#mark is never gonna look at his comics or action figures the same way again without #pinpointing it to that one time his dad sent a disguised associate of his to lie to him #its like an abuser sending out one of their friends to make them meet up w their victim so they can #directly apologize in their faces n coerce them into an uncomfortable position #ik nolans dumbass probably has semi good intentions but come on ???#mark better be like ^reduce ur expectations to 0^#and suckerpunch him infront of everyone #nolan grayson #omni man #ouggfff THIS GOT ME SO HEATED U DONT UNDERSTAND #mark get BEJHIND ME !!#i will fucking fight him bare fisted #it sucks that NOLAN gets to fking move on #and mark n debbie just fking suffer the consequences of his actions #how to boil viltrumite flesh #the whole situation is so fucked 2 me no matter how wholesome ppl try to paint it as

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sudsyv2 · 1 year

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Someone: *makes a short joke about soap*

Soap: when you eventually die, I will show up at you’re funeral smiling because nobody will know your killer was me.

#sudsyv2 #just had to put soap in a conversation my friends and I were having #soap is only a little angry at the short jokes #he’s like 5’10 or smth #he is not short #don’t make short jokes he’ll bite you #when I heard this threat come out of my friends mouth I was 😨#I literally made that face #😭💀

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eddis-not-eeddis · 10 days

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#just saw another video of a korean woman who got her eyes “fixed” because she had an “ugly” face #and i just want to rip and tear and bite everyone in the plastic surgery business over there because NOOOOOOOOO #noooooooo #she was so beautiful #her eyes were gorgeous #she didn't need to “fix” anything to look pretty #she was already such a beautiful woman #my heart actually hurts every time a korean woman tells me she's not pretty yet because she still hasn't fixed her eyes or her nose #i'm literally sitting here gnashing my teeth #korean faces are so beautiful #korean woman are lovely to the point that i am actually probably sinfully covetous of their natural eyes and noses #why do we live in a world where beautiful people mutilate themselves to match such a completely arbitrary standard #if you think plastic surgery culture is bad in the u.s....it is #but this entire problem is on STEROIDS in south korea

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mmaaawww · 2 months

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squeeze him like an antistress boob looking ball

#i hate adam so much you have literally no idea i want to smash his face with a hammer and bite off his dick with my own mou #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel adam #the dickmaster #the original dick #I hate this stupid motherfucker #stupid piece of shit #I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!#I DESPISE THAT BITCH!!!!!!!#STUPID DEAD DICK!!!!!!!!!#this is unbearable I hate them so much #AAHAGGGHHGGRGGHRGRGEGGAGATXRCTTGRHHR

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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the secret to happiness is doodling something catered to You Specifically. one second you're normal the next you're biting your own arm

#ouaghasfaifadkj WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #having a great time rn #barnaby/eddie/howdy is affecting me more than i thought it would #its soooooo surface level but WHO CARESSSSS IM EXPERIENCING JOY #literally have to pause to bite my hand/arm tho its making me insane #sometimes happiness is drawing a puppet sandwiched between two bigger puppets & getting smooches from Both #delight delight delight De-fucking-light!!!!#happy chemicals in my brain!!! hello! i have not seen you in Days!!!#slamming my face into a wall but in happiness #absolutely unprompted #ouuugasahgshagfshaksjas #the ship is Not That Deep but its so Ough yk #pure indulgence!!!#again!! catered to Me Specifically!!!#im feeling so indulgent that i will treat myself to takeout tonight #i do not have it in me to cook #and im sick of canned soup & microwave meals!!!#sushi tonight babey!!! bento box!!#ill even force myself to do the rancid dishes ive been putting off for nearly a week #that will make the takeout even More of a treat!#i will feel more deserving of it and less Guilty!

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yuriyuruandyuraart · 9 months

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Opinions on Dream? :^

SO many feelings about him omgg rant under cut please forgive me

okay so i don't really talk or draw him much cause honestly,,,most of the times i just think he's a bit....boring? or more accurately plain? not in a mean way either but just in a 'fades into the background' type of way like don't get me wrong!! he's a really nice friend to his peers, his feelings about his powers and aura making his relationships harder to navigate and trust along with his whole conflict with nightmare and morality about what's good and bad IS very cool!! and i love it whenever they write him to be complex and not on this black and white mentality or when he's just straight up following along his friends with no free will or with a dubious purpose without ever addressing his issues or feelings! it's just unsatisfying to me :')

or when they're making him the 'naive' and oblivious, (sometimes childish?) character being marked as the obstacle and villain along with the other star sanses from the fic's pov, always talking about doing good things while fighting his brother and not hearing him out about the balance, (and for weak reasons most of the time. like it's been so long and you STILL haven't sat down with him when he's, generally, basically begged you to just have a talk? guys please :'( ) or when they go for the victim sad dream always missing the old nightmare, where corrupted nightmare is the incarnation of evil, with no sympathy or emotion except anger and sadistic glee, killing and hurting everyone and dream's just trying to protect the multiverse and dream's always been in the right. such extremes!!!

LIKE!! i hope i'm not the only one that thinks a 500+ year old should have had enough time to idk. learn things? about people and manipulation and deceit? after knowing what the villagers did to night? about the bad things in the world and how there's a lot of grey areas in life and that he maybe reflected on his past enough to process and ask himself if there should to be a convo to settle his differences with nightmare (and you can make nightmare the stubborn one too! or have them BOTH be petty and imperfect and have some things wrong and some right at the same time like why do i always see the good guy vs bad guy cliché with these two when they're the perfect example of why positivity doesn't have meaning without the negativity!! as long as there's a satisfying evolution or growth that doesn't leave me empty i'm good yknow?)

plus i believe dream really isn't as dumb as people view him. i do get some of you saying he probably can't read or write since that's actually a pretty interesting idea to explore! but in general please let him have emotions other than pure sunshiny happiness or endless sadness like he's gotta have more depth than that! let him make mistakes, have flaws that don't just make him the bad guy that's always in the wrong by default, and be angry or suspicious or jealous or bitter or battling his mental health problems/depression or malicious or smart or witty or mischievous and silly or sarcastic or ANYTHING dude i just want him to be put into different scenarios where he can be serious or lighthearted like it doesn't even have to be long or perfect but make him feel real.

it could definitely be that i don't read or see much art about dream or really look for it hard enough but also i just. i feel bad for even saying this fr and i wanna be honest about why i don't enjoy most stories about him cause he always gets the worst treatment along with ink!!! especially ink omg the poor guy has it the worst i think like wow do they mess him up :'(

always one dimensional in non shippy fics, or too plain or easily replaceable by other, more entertaining people in the significant other's life in most of his ships like man. i have read fics out there that made me genuinely FEEL and root for him and love his character so much it restored all hope for me!!! but i can only name one on top of my head and the others? it's been so long i don't even remember their names i just legit feel terrible cause i love him still and i can't find many headcanons that fit my interpretation of him yknow?

not to say people who write him very happy, mislead or sad are ruining him like that's silly- if i see something i don't like i just. move on bro i wouldn't force people to feel or think the same way i do about him cause anyone can have whatever headcanons they want!!! just talking about what i personally look for in him and why i can't exactly find it since most of the stuff out there just isn't my cup of tea :')

hopefully i didn't set anyone off with this rambling opinionated essay i just pulled hhh xD i know i know he's a popular character and i know a lot of people like dream so *sobs* please please recommend me artists and fics about him that you think is good it's been so looong since i've read or seen anything new that makes me attached to this little guy aughg<33333

#ask #rambling #delete later?#probably xD i just wanna love him SO much but sometimes he's just *sigh*...forgettable #i tried to explain myself but also it's like 4 am and i skimmed through the proofreading so don't take this too seriously HHH #like really even when i do read good fics about him he's not on the forefront of my mind and it's painful to me :'(#i used to see him as my third fav but now? ever since i've read and seen characters who get heavier more in depth plots?#i can't say it with as much confidence :') and dream lovers out there i am not bashing your choice or even your headcanons #to each their own but i really wanna hear someone be passionate about him in my feed or askbox like TELL me about him #i've seen ink rants out there that are FIRE like so true!!! but where's the dream defense team???#maybe it's just me tho :') btw i still like cream but not the same way as before if i'm being real #it feels the same...all of it and it makes me wanna bite something ARGHGG #i know i know i ship some stuff that's basic too hhh but dream and cross are always written the same and dream is too innocent #and nightmare is too weird in some of these fics like if MY brother ever tried to literally attack my hypothetical partner????#i wouldn't give him the :'((( sad face and weakly tell him to 'please stop...you're hurting him'' like NO girl they're TWINS #they're the same age i would tell him to BACK off and not insert himself in my love life after years of ignoring and fighting LIKE #especially since most of the time cross is actually good to dream and all- so he doesn't have a good reason to disrupt his bro's dates #UGH i just have so many opinions but basically i would love him a lot lot more than i do now if they also let him be more flexible #and shake things up like with shattered and stuff! gimme alternate versions of him even if it's too ooc like we do for all the other sanses #jaa i am SO sorry you had to read all that dude thank you so much for passing by :'D

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ahalliance · 9 months

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“the doctor disliking guns and the military in new who is out of character” girl did you somehow miss the fucking time war the story keeps bringing up?

#i keep seeing this criticism pop up from time to time and it’s ?????#i wonder why someone who participated in an eons long war may have taken a ‘sudden’ dislike to guns and armies…. what a mystery…..#use ur ?? fucking brain ??#like if u dislike the writing choice then sure that’s whatever but please at least put two and two together #same vibes as people being pissy about the doctor being a hypocrite sometimes when it literally gets addressed and called out by the #narrative #like taking 10 as an example: dude does stupid or hypocritical shit and gets bit in the ass for it later down the line #him shunting harriet out of office for example . like it’s a bad move on his part . and it comes back later to bite them in the ass in the #form of the fucking master taking the pm spot . oh my god how more ‘i am criticising this character’s diegetic choices’ can you get #10’s a great example of a flawed character who faces repercussions over and over again whenever he steps out of line #jay rants

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xxlovelynovaxx · 7 months

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"there isn't a damn thing that affects me that specifically" Okay so you're privileged. Got it. Next!

#transandrophobia #Honestly I could go more into the idea that transmascs don't face anything unique #like 'actually everything we experience is experienced by all trans people'#I mean yeah if you're extremely reductive and only talk in broad categories very little is unique to a single group of trans people #funny how that works but also if you do that there's nothing unique about any kind of transmisogyny either.#and like yeah there are outliers the whole point is that transmisogyny PRIMARILY affects transfems and those perceived as transfem #same with transandrophobia #it's the SPECIFIC way it manifests that those terms were MADE to describe because those specifica are literally KILLING us #if you give the wrong antivemon to a snake bite victim they'll DIE #the whole POINT is that the specifics DO matter #also...#'BITTER THAT THEY HAVE LESS OPPRESSION POINTS THAN TRANS WOMEN' ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #THERE ARE NO OPPRESSION POINTS YOU SAID THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD #YOU THINK TRANS WOMEN SCORE MORE POINTS ON THE OPPRESSION SCALE #as an intersex transfemmasc go fuck yourself #also this is literally the opposite of solidarity you rotted cuntnugget

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