#i want to squish her and study her like a bug
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#ever after high#monster high#c.a cupid#angsty identity crisis cupid makes me 🤠#i want to squish her and study her like a bug#i tried something different with the coloring#but i miss the textures of my other brushes :( will prob go back to them#my art
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glasses w/ jongho
“you’re cute with your glasses on,” jongho mutters from where he lays on your stomach. his chin digs into the back of his hands which just so happen to have found they favourite resting place atop your tummy. his thumbs rub circles into the soft flesh through the t-shirt you’d stolen from him, “you should wear them more often.”
you roll your eyes, choosing to ignore him in favour of studying the words that fill your laptop screen. the machine rests atop his back, his torso squished firmly between your thighs. you complained when he first pushed your laptop away to make room for himself, but it turns out his back is actually a pretty solid desk.
“they make your eyes look really big,” he giggles, tilting his head like a teenage girl staring at a poster of her favourite pop star. you shake your head, once again trying to ignore him as he attempts to catch your attention for himself, “they’re so huge.”
“telling your girlfriend she has huge eyes under her glasses isn’t exactly a compliment, jongho,” you mutter as you increase the size of the text on the screen a little. it looks wrong so you change it back, “no girl wants bug-eyes…”
he laughs a little at your declaration.
“never said you had bug-eyes, honey,” he lifts his head up just enough to slip one hand out from beneath his chin. you hadnt even realised your glasses are starting to slip down your nose until jongho pushes them back up with his finger, “i said they were big.”
he resumes his previous position, well almost. whereas before both hands were above your, well his, tshirt, this time he slips his hands underneath to rest against your bare skin. his fingers dig in a little as he holds the flesh firm in the palms of his hands. you should’ve known, you scoff to yourself as he lays his head back down with a content smirk on his face.
“you said huge, actually,” you correct, “and it’s still not a compliment, jjongie.”
“why not?” he replies instantly, “i happen to like it when your eyes look like i’m staring at them through a magnifying glass,” he ducks his head just in time to miss the scolding tap you try and give him. he giggles more, and you can’t ignore the way his socked feet kick against the quilt. it made you wonder how he had the audacity to argue whenever you call him cute.
you tut at him as he hides his smile against your tummy, quickly bringing a hand up to ruffle his fluffy hair. he leans into your touch, just like always.
“if you carry on, i’ll stop wearing them completely,” you grumble. he knows you’re not being serious, but the glare he gives you in return is still scolding enough to make you regret even joking about it.
“shut up,” he pouts, “you know i think you’re pretty when you wear them.”
you do. he tells you every time you wear them.
“you told me they make my eyes look huge,” is all you have to say in response.
he looks at you incredulously for a second before starting to move. he pulls his hands from beneath the tshirt, placing them either side of your waist so he can manoeuvre himself further up your body. you have mere seconds to catch your laptop before it clatters to the floor and smashes. you place it to the side and open your mouth to scold jongho, but before you can he catches you in a quick kiss.
it’s only moments before he’s pulling off of you again, but it’s long enough for you to get the message - shut up and listen to your boyfriend. you’re more than happy to oblige. especially when he’s wearing that adorable pout.
“you know why i like it when you year your glasses so much?” you shake your head. he hums as a smile stretches over his face, “it’s because they make your eyes look so big. it means i can see all the pretty little details,” he leans down to kiss your nose. you scrunch it up, causing him to laugh as he pulls away. not by much, just a few inches, “like, did you know that in your right eye, on the left side of your pupil, there’s a tiny little fleck of gold? it’s so tiny that you probably can’t see it without them. and your right pupil is always a little bigger than your left, too!”
you didn’t know that. it’s interesting, you guess.
“so you like them because you can study my eyes?”
he shrugs, “i guess,” he says, “but i also just think your eyes are insanely pretty, and having them magnified this much?” your eyes narrow as he teases you, but he pays no mind, “it’s like i’m looking at them through a telescope!”
“you’re annoying,” you grumble.
“so are you,” he refutes.
you pull a face, “if you tell me im ‘annoyingly pretty’ or something cheesy like that, i might puke.”
he shakes his head.
“no,” he smiles and places a tiny peck against your lips, “i’m just letting you know you’re annoying.”
#ateez x reader#ateez fanfic#ateez oneshot#ateez fluff#ateez scenarios#ateez fic#ateez headcanons#jongho headcannons#jongho x reader#jongho fluff#jongho oneshot
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ObeGuda somewhat angsty brainrot where Guda summons Obe in a normal HGW and falls hard and fast in the span of what, two-three weeks? And since it's just normal JK Guda and not Master of A Hundred Servants, Destroyer of a Few Worlds Guda, she gains insecurities because JK Guda can't see through Obeberon's lies as well as Veteran Guda can.
Obe is VERY MUCH still very obsessed (Because neophyte or naiive, this girl is still Guda) and is generally a very mean tsundere who is more Tsun than Dere...
JK Guda who becomes more self-conscious, more paranoid about how people see her post-HGW and Oberon unsummoning because titania, titania, titania still rings in her ears despite the owner of said words being gone.
I tried my best!💪 Its really rough! But i like the concept!
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Despite her quiet room, basked in moonlight, in darkness and faint glow from her study lamp, Ritsuka forced herself to breathe evenly. Even as her heartbeat was loud in her ears.
“Ritsuka, I heard some loud noise over there! Are you okay?” Her mom calls out, her shadow partially obscuring the hallway light that peeked from underneath her door.
“Yes! I’m sorry, I just fell asleep from studying!” As fast as she can while keeping quiet, she slips into her pajamas out of her school uniform, making sure her hair was not too windswept nor too neat to make the lie believable in case her mom barges in.
“...Alright. Just sleep early so you don’t catch up on it in class.”
As the woman’s footsteps receded as well as the light from beyond her door now void, she breathed a sigh of relief.
Entering through her window had been risky as it would reveal her location to the other Masters, but it was worth it as her mom had nearly walked in on her room which had slightly transformed into a bug's nest.
“Oberon, I told you to keep the centipedes out of my pillow.” She turned to her Servant, already hogging her bed for himself as she readied herself for bed.
It’s been… a couple of weeks since she summoned him for this weird war she suddenly got herself into and to say the least, she wants to hit him on the head constantly. He’s just so… confusing. Obviously, he’s a liar. Yet his lies seem to be two-faced too.
Sometimes he’d be sarcastic, sometimes he’d be so scornful she was a little shaken, sometimes… he’s roundabout with his words.
Even when his words were things she couldn’t fully trust though, Ritsuka learned a little later that reading him through his actions and intentions was far more useful and easier for her to understand. Not that it made him easier to really understand though.
Just as she climbed into the bed, a dark clawed hand pulled on her own, forcing her to go down and be smothered against his nape with her yelp muffling into it.
“Just get used to it, idiot.” He grumbles against the top of her head, ruffling her hair. And initially, she was repulsed by the bugs that infested her room ever since Oberon appeared and now followed her around everywhere she went, she found herself slowly becoming comfortable with them.
After all, never once did Oberon’s friends bite her. To most they did was sleep and crawl all over her, which was cute. But it made her really ticklish under her shirt.
“What if I accidentally squish them while sleeping?” She whispered, hesitantly wrapping an arm around his body as she nuzzled into his embrace. Even though he had zero body heat, she still found comfort in his arms.
There was a tired sigh that bordered on annoyance, “You’re seriously getting on my nerves.”
Before Ritsuka could even see it coming, her lips were sealed into a kiss, a pair of cold, solid lips enveloping her own. She makes a noise of surprise but nevertheless lets him do what he wants.
…She’d never admit it, but she liked it when he suddenly does things like this to her.
–
“...You called me ‘Titania’, when you were summoned.” Ritsuka looks at the pretty flowers growing nearby, her hand caressing small smooth locks of silver hair with pink tips from Oberon’s small form. “Why’s that?”
Despite his chibi appearance sitting like a king on her lap, he takes a big bite of her sandwich, “Really? Well, couldn’t it just be you were hearing things?”
No. Ritsuka was one hundred percent sure she heard Oberon say that to her. As if… As if he had been in awe of seeing her again, as if she had died and come back to life before his eyes only to be engulfed by the dark-insect like figure, holding onto her like a lifeline, murmuring Titania in her ears.
What was that? Why did Oberon looked like that? Seeing both as herself and someone else?
Based on the information she got from the other Masters luckily doing monologues outloud, Oberon’s class wasn’t registered in what was supposed to be only the original seven that were summoned.
Yet, in what was supposed to be Archer’s place though was a ghastly Abyssal Insect summoned in the sky that only mages and magic-sensitive beings had seen.
Oberon was summoned like that, devouring buildings, infrastructure, people as a ‘tornado’ which was described by the common residents from the other town. Although only a part of the city had been damaged, she was lucky that Lancer’s Master told her to catch the attention of the dragon-like insect before it consumed all of Japan in its rampage.
Back then, she felt his eyes zero in on her, which made him automatically stop, disappearing from the sky before appearing right before her with a pale look, murmuring a foreign name against her hair.
Looking down at Oberon, Ritsuka slipped her hands underneath him to carry him so they could stare at each other evenly.
—Innocent looking sky blue eyes meet a golden gaze that compliments a twilight sky.
…For some reason, a promise echoed into her mind. Never said before, never heard before in her entire life.
“Shall we fall into the nonexistent bottom of the Abyss together?” The Oberon in the brief flashback smiled and made her heart skip a beat.
She should find it creepy, she should be repulsed, yet… Why did she feel so flustered and overwhelmed?
As revenge, Ritsuka decides to chuck him to the sky, yelling out how stupid he was before going back inside the school before lunch period ended.
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Rat CYOA 11
Masterlist
———
 Well. Maybe Rat doesn’t deserve this, necessarily. But, now that you think of it, there isn’t any harm in taking a bit of pleasure from this. It’s fun! You have some power, who wouldn’t enjoy that?
Besides, you aren’t causing any actually damage. You were forced into this situation. You didn’t have a choice.
It’s totally fine to loosen up and enjoy this. It’s not like you’d ever be okay with actually hurting anyone. It’s not like you’d ever even do this, despite it being harmless, unless forced and threatened.
You’re still a good person.
If you just keep telling yourself that, maybe the annoying Jiminy Cricket part of you will believe it.
- - -
After alternating between petting his head and tummy a few times and smiling for most of it, Virginia gave you permission to stop.
As you turned away from watching the crying man for the first time in awhile, you saw that the crime boss was smiling at you.
“I saw your expression there, my friend. Have you finally found your sadistic calling?”
“Oh, I don’t know if I would call it that,” You say, slightly uncomfortable. You were a good person, after all. Good people aren’t sadistic, at least not without the consent of all parties. “But uh, yeah. I suppose I was enjoying it a bit.”
Virginia laughed briefly and then studied you, her eyes filled with an unknown expression. It made you feel like a bug crawling near someone’s shoe, being carefully watched so the person can choose the perfect time to squish you.
“Well, if you’ve found something you like, why stop now? The other guests want their turns with Rat, but I see no reason you shouldn’t get to try out our newest one.”
“What’s their name?”
“Doesn’t have one. I rarely name ‘em, only if they really catch my eye. And I can tell you, there’s nothing special about this one. But you can still play with it, if you want.”
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Tag list: @whumpsday @kim-poce @scp-1296 @boonasaurusrex @whumpinthepot @whumplr-reader just ask to be added or removed! :D
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==> INTRODUCTION POST <==
Meet all the guys that you can ask questions, and who will be role-playing them in responses!
(All copy pasted from discord, everything under cut!)
Violet(Vi, V):
-Draws well (I had to)
-Adhd, maybe autism, CHEWS AND GNAWS ON EVERYTHING
-Actually wears her glasses
-Very silly, acts like normal V but sometimes actually genuinely happy and nice
-Totally isn’t the cause behind the bite marks on the landing pod chairs
-Aroace & lesbian flag
-Does the Dino arm thing
-Basically just a fucking cat (purrs, meows, and all that jazz)
-A broken headlight cause yummy yummy (same with crack in tail Vial and screen)
-Acts like a silly cat
-Most of the time unaware of surroundings
-She/her
==> @conniewoof
:!Stars intro!:
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- half snow leopard (somehow)
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- slightly talker than the average drone
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- workaholic
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- thinks her scars r cool
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- their pawpads and ear stars r rlly squishy :3 and if u squish her ear stars they make a squeak sound GEHE
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- she's practically a nightlight coz of how glowy they are.. but whenever she goes to sleep they stop glowing lolz
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- rlly likes bugs and studys them nonstop
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- loves analog horror n scary stuff in general,, they just find the concept of it all rlly interesting
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- gets distracted by anything cats would💀
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- rlly likes video games and can defo kick ass in them
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- has a scary ass zombie drone/solver form
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- her nose twitches when she cries shrug emoji
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ -- her tail (elliot) is actually pretty sentient, meaning he can communicate with beeps and boops (even though star can only understand them clearly)
==> @strbrypancakesxd
《☆ Nathan ☆》
<-- ADHD -->
☆▪︎▪︎ Pansexual, Transmasc ▪︎▪︎☆
==> This little man PURRS. He is a dog at heart but he PURRS.(his favorite thing to do)
==> Hehe silly feathered wings(that could still kill a man)
==> Would unironically bark at someone if they annoyed him somehow
==> Is the sweetest guy but oh my goodness does he hold a grudge
==> "Haha oh biscuts that knife right by my heart really hurts- Do you want that back?"
==> PUZZLES. Do not give this man a puzzle he will try to solve it for the next week and no-one will see him
==> Took the nanite acid out of his tail at one point(it hurt like a bitch) and now has a empty stinger as a tail tip instead
==> OBSESSED with keeping his wings clean and nice looking, he literally will put aside any other responsibilities until they're perfect
Silly little Alaskan Malamute inspired guy :3
==> @staruzi002
❦ Revel ❦
❦ Pansexual lil guy
❦ Has a weird hyperfixation on ducks, specifically lil tiny yellow ones and really loves to make random duck comments to fill a conversation.
❦ Anything that might be yellow is going to be gone in approximately 5 seconds of him spotting it
❦ Outgoing with a passion for fashion (OUJI-) and design, has a bit of sass if you by chance try to question his fashion choices. He also uses "girl" and "sis" unironically
❦ Usually passes away at the slightest compliment and will ascend with his wings into the stratosphere to hide himself
❦ Ribbons. Ribbons are the best.
❦ Don't give him any bells or things that squeak, he will indefinitely be playing with them until they break somehow and he'll go into sad lil guy mode for a week on average
❦ “Autobots! Roll out!” *rolls down an ongoing avalanche*
❦ Deathly afraid of spiders but will disintegrate an entire colony
==> @bonkadonkss
☆▪︎▪︎☆
In a mysterious alternate version of Copper-9, this fun little group all met eachother! And now they're here to answer your questions!
So ask away folks!
☆▪︎▪︎☆
RULES --
- No NSFW. For the love of God please none.
- Be nice to the sillies(and the roleplayers) we're just here to have fun!
- These are characters that are from an active rp server, so things might change about them as we go!
- Expect text for most of the answers(unless whoevers answering feels up to doing a doodle), that'll be how they're put most of the time!
#ask the observatory#intro post#murder drones#observatory violet#observatory star#observatory nathan#observatory revel
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𓆱 Bleed me dry
Derek Goffard × Reader
18 + Minors and Ageless accounts DNI
Warnings - Verbal abuse, Implied physical abuse, Humiliation, Mild Sexual content (mostly implied)
· GN Reader ·
· Not Beta'd ·
· A/N - Y/N is the child of one of Derek's fathers business partners. So he can't kill you, but he sure wants to. ·
· Part 2 ·
・❥・ Masterlist
This wasn't supposed to play out in such a horrendous way. You had heard horror stories of what Derek was capable of from your father, but hadn't witnessed it yourself. And it would have stayed that way had your parents not invited his family on vacation with you. The conversation your father had with you and your older siblings played on repeat in your head as you sat squished between the wall and Derek for the entire duration of the gods forsaken flight.
"So I invited the Goffards on holiday with us. Figured we could show them around your mother's home country, doesn't that sound great?"
Your father had said it so joyously as if the Goffards oldest hadn't been the absolute bane of your oldest siblings school days. As if Derek hasn't harassed and berated your brother and sister for years. Spreading rumours upon rumours so horrendous you had ended up studying abroad to avoid the same treatment as them.
The plane ride had started off fine, a simple kiss to the cheeks of your mother and the current Mrs. Goffard as you went to sit down, imagining one of your siblings would take the seat beside you and you'd have a shoulder to sleep on during the long flight. Oh how you couldn't have been more wrong. Your brother had been making his way towards you, but was cut short by your father directing him to sit in front of him so they could discuss business with Mr. Goffard. Deflating a small spark of hope had flared when your sister sat down across from you only for the little joy to be crushed like a bug as a body slumped into the chair beside you.
The look on your sister's face was panicked and you didn't need to turn your head to know who had graced you with his presence. Excusing herself your sister made for the seat beside the pair of chatting housewives. Her seat was quickly taken by Derek's younger brother, and thus your fate was sealed. The younger man wouldn't date speak out on his brother's actions which meant you were at his mercy. A pit formed in your stomach as the plane took off eyes darting to watch as the airport faded from view.
You began praying to any deity that might listen, hoping - begging - for him to just pop earbuds in and go to sleep, but it would seem whatever higher power existed hadn't heard as you heard the soft click of the armrest being moved to allow access to your side of the joined seats. A warm hand settled on your leg, it would have been comforting had it not been the person who stared in every horror story your siblings told. Your voice peeped out like a frightened chick being faced with a hungry barn cat.
"Do you need something?"
He either didn't hear you over the chattering of your mothers, or the more likely scenario he had chosen to ignore you. The hand stayed where it was placed just above your knee though it's grip was quickly becoming painful. You could see from the corner of your eye as Derek leaned to give a cursory glance towards the older men present before leaning to whisper in your ear.
"What were you thinking wearing that? You look hideous, did your mother dress you and your sluts for siblings to match. That's fucking tacky."
You had experienced petty harassment before, growing up the youngest of three it was inevitable especially when the twins went through their own harassment and took it out on you. Hearing the venomous hatred that laced his voice made you subconsciously take back all the anger you had harbored as a young child for your siblings being mean. Head turning slightly to watch him, your eyes widened at the pure unadulterated hatred that flared behind his cold eyes. It was a look you'd only ever seen in horror movies, when the victim didn't listen to their captor or lashed out at them.
Head snapping forward you could feel your hands grown clammy, unconsciously rubbing them on your trousers recoiling when your fingers brushed Derek's hand. A meek apology slipping from your lips as your heart thundered in your ears. He let out a whispered snort of laughter at that, hand sliding higher on your thigh as his other hand joined the fray.
"Aren't you pathetic. Good thing I like the pathetic ones. You want to know something? You're so disposable to your father's business empire I bet I could gut you on this dumbass trip and no one would even care."
Stomach clenching as you mustered down you welling tears with a soft gag causing you to lurch forward. In a way he was right, you weren't the heir or the spare. You were the third child and no matter how much love your family poured into your heart or how much they seemed to care. You didn't matter when it came to business matters, and at the end of the day money and business ruled people's minds and their hearts. Though as you sniffled out a reply he flashed the object he had in the hand not occupied grabbing your thigh - a knife, he'd brought a switchblade onto the plane, was he really planning on gutting you-! Right here infront of everyone-?! Surely not . . . right? As if sensing you growing panic he released your thigh and slid back to rest back in his seat, leaning down to whisper in your ear one last time as the plane ride dragged on.
"Relax it's for later. Just thought I'd give you a sneak peek of my plans for when we get to your families cheap ass holiday home."
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Hi!! I love your match-ups. May I request one for Resident Evil, please? Maybe Stardew if that's okay too.
I'm short, chubby, heavily tattooed, rampantly bisexual, and nonbinary. Leftist. Medical lab biologist, but about to start my masters in forensic science. I love puzzles/puzzle games, reading, video games, making nature journals, and collecting postcards. I LOVE birding! I'm great in the kitchen, but not good at much else. Low self esteem and not very pretty. Severe chronic pain so some days I have a lot of trouble getting around at all. OCD + bipolar + ptsd so some days are... very difficult. I'm working through it, though. Autistic + ADHD. Big hyperfixations are bugs, sharks, bats, trains, lighthouses, astronomy, geology, paleontology, wildflowers, and lots of shows/movies/etc. Into vulture culture. Love horror movies. Jaws is my comfort film. The Shape of Water is my favorite, though (also a major monsterf*cker, oops). Star Trek: DS9 is my comfort show. Talk too much, but easily become nonverbal. Lots of bad puns and useless trivia. Will infodump about culinary history and foreign horror films. Parent to a young kid and love being a mom. Love cats. Keep tarantulas as a hobby. Don't like crowds, sunny days, hot weather, making small talk, or drinking. I wish I could travel all the time. But like. In a ghost way where i can drift around without being perceived. Also, as much as I like nature, I'm definitely NOT a fan of camping/roughing it. Tbh my idea of a good date is a rainy autumn night talking on the back porch with a blunt and Korean takeout.
Forensic science gang rise up!!!!
== Resident Evil ==>
I match you up with…
Jake Muller
This man….is so good. He’s got a rough exterior, but he’s got insides that are so soft he squishes when you hug him.
Jake finds your choice of study very interesting. He finds the two of you like pieces of a puzzle that complete eachother: he makes the crime scenes and you investigate them. He also finds the way you can draw conclusions all from one drop of blood very cool and kinda sexy.
He’s good with kids, even if he scares them away at first. He has a strong parental instinct over your kid, wanting to protect them and indulge them in everything he can.
He also knows his job is dangerous, though. He’ll be hesitant to initiate anything with you until he can guarantee that you and your kid will be safe.
Jake’s seen his fair amount of trauma. That isn’t to say he’ll completely understand yours, but he’s always a shoulder to lean on. He’ll give you gentle kisses on top of your head. He might not know what to say, but he’ll do his damndest to remind you that someone loves you.
He’s enamored with you, to put it simply. He finds that the two of you are sides of the same coin, even if your lives are drastically different. He finds comfort in you in a way no one else can provide.
== Stardew Valley ==>
I match you up with…
Leah
Leah loves your passion for nature. She’s (obviously) a big fan of the world around her. She especially adores your nature books. She’ll bring you flowers to press after a day of foraging, and will watch your process with a gentle, adoring smile.
Unrelated, I get the vibe that Leah would also adore The Shape of Water. She seems like she’d appreciate the artistry of it, but also find the monster hot. The two of you talk about this frequently.
Leah’s more than willing to help parent if you’d let her. She’s not crazy about kids, but she’s got a particular tenderness for yours. In fact, she loves most anything that reminds you of her.
Leah’s not as big of a horror fan as you (she’s actually quite scared of horror movies), but she’ll watch with you just to cuddle up against your arm when she gets scared.
In turn, she makes you watch a LOT of True Crime documentaries, of which she is a fan.
Leah likes how genuine you are with your interests. If everyone in the world was as passionate and knowledgeable as you, she’d probably love the world a lot more. But in the mean time, she’s completely satisfied with loving you.
#oz’s requests#matchups#resident evil x reader#resident evil matchup#jake muller x reader#stardew x reader#Stardew matchup#leah stardew valley
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Wakko's Wish
Wakko makes a wish upon a star
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13
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Wakko wasn’t sure how much longer he could take this.
He was barely holding on as it was, always trying to keep a happy face for his sibs, make them believe everything was okay. Dot was a lot easier to trick than Yakko, but even he could be swayed eventually.
It had been almost a year. Wakko still missed his parents every day. He missed their protection… Yakko was trying, that was true, but even he could get distracted. Sometimes he’d be studying off in the library when Wakko needed food, so he’d have to figure it out on his own because God knows he couldn’t ask his grandmother for anything. Wakko figured it out for the most part, but it was easy to say he missed quite a few meals over the year for fear of disturbing Her.
Wakko knew she placed his room by hers for the specific purpose of making his life a living hell without his sibs. The only reason she’d want to be near is if she wanted to keep an eye out, or if she wanted to hurt him somehow. Well- she succeeded on that end anyway, though perhaps the better word was torture.
Sure, sometimes Wakko could manage to sneak past if he crawled on his hands and knees and put socks on his feet and hands, but he was filled with anxiety that made his heart pound and breathing heavy which made him just want to run back to his room and never go out ever again. He was terrified of getting his sibs in danger- a trait he knew he shared with both of them.
Maybe they were all putting on a happy face.
He couldn’t say it was all bad… he was getting better at reading. Dot read easy stuff which helped him boost his confidence, while Yakko read more difficult stuff to make sure he was actually learning, which- while Wakko kinda hated it- he couldn’t deny it worked. He was getting better- he was actually learning things, which felt nice.
Though they had had a few close calls here and there…
Wakko wasn’t sure what would happen if they got caught, but he was pretty sure they’d get into serious trouble. Angelina really hated the fact Wakko was stupid but hated him trying to better himself even more. It was like she wanted a bug under her shoe to squish just for fun… the thought made Wakko shudder.
So… the year had its good moments, but… a year had really taken its toll. The only major good part was that Angelina stopped wearing that stupid veil and pretended to be grieving. Now you knew what she was thinking and saying, which… well… good and bad.
Good and bad.
“What’s this word, Wakko?” Yakko asked, pointing to a particularly long one on the page in front of Wakko. He frowned at it.
“I dunno,” he shrugged.
“You’re a smart kid, sound it out,” Yakko said. Wakko winced a little and looked at the page.
Frankly he often debated with himself whether it was better to be stupid or to be smart. He wanted to know things, but at the same time knowledge seemed like a burden more than anything. At least- that’s what he got from observing Yakko. Yakko always had something on his mind, something big, while Wakko hardly ever thought about things other than food or some imaginary story he likes playing on repeat to keep himself busy while his sibs were gone. It was a simple life, though he supposed he was also still miserable and Yakko was too so who knows.
“in… for…ma…ti..own?” He looked at his elder brother.
“Close. Information. Tion sounds like shun,” Yakko pointed out.
“Right, that’s information,” he nodded. He knew the words, he was nine after all, but reading was different.
Yakko was then going to make him read the full sentence again, but a familiar shout was heard right outside, and the boys froze as the door swung open.
“Yakko- calm this child down,” Angelina shoved Dot, who was crying, towards Yakko, when her eyes fell upon them.
“What on earth is going on here?” She glared at Wakko, and he felt his heart beat faster.
“W-well I-i was just-” Yakko tried to think of what to say as Dot went to him, but Angelina yanked Dot back, before angrily taking off her gloves and going to Yakko herself, slapping him across the face and he slammed into a bookshelf, books spilling out onto him.
“What did I tell you?! You are not to educate that bastard creature, lest you and him face serious consequences,” She fumed.
“No!!! Don’t hurt him!!!” Dot continued to cry. Wakko growled and just about leaped out of the chair, but Angelina grabbed him by the ears.
“This is on you,” She spat, and began to drag Wakko out of the room.
“No! It’s my fault! I forgot the dress type! Please! Punish me instead!” Dot insisted, stepping out in front of Angelina.
“Oh Dottie,” The queen shook her head, placing a soft hand against Dot’s face. Dot froze.
“If you get in my way again I assure you his punishment will be increased tenfold.” She whispered harshly.
“Now be a good girl, and run along now. You have much to study,” She smiled sweetly.
“You don’t get to call me Dottie,” She growled, baring her teeth.
“Dot, no,” Wakko pleaded with her. Angelina tightened her pull on his ears.
“It’d be wise for you to listen to him for once,” She smiled more. Dot growled again, but stepped backward, and looked back at Wakko.
“Angelina. Move,” She ordered. Dot looked at the arm holding Wakko, a very obvious thought popping into her head. Angelina sighed.
“I expected more from you,” She said, before kicking Dot to the ground and moving on, giving Wakko’s ears a massive tug before continuing on.
Wakko heard Dot get up from behind, trying to keep her distance, but her tears made her noticeable.
Quickly and painfully, they turned around the halls and owners of the castle, before Wakko realized she wasn’t going to be putting him in his room, and he was filled with dread and terror.
“Wh-where are you taking him?!” Dot shouted at her, once she had the same thought.
“That is none of your concern, Dot.” She said coldly. “I’m teaching you three a lesson.”
“Let go of him!” Dot shouted again as Angelina started to go up the enormous stairwell. The queen ignored her, climbing higher and higher.
“I said let him go!” Dot shouted, pulling on her dress as she had a year ago. Angelina froze, before turning around, dangling Wakko off of the stairs above the at least 20 foot drop below, only holding him by his neck.
“Shout at me again young lady, and I will,” She threatened. Dot gasped, covering her mouth.
“Wait- No-! please! Don’t hurt him-!” She begged, and Wakko did his best not to be terrified for his life.
“Go back downstairs, Angelina. You’ve done enough today,” She spat in her face. Dot wanted to protest, but the queen lifted Wakko higher and Dot backed down, lowering her head in shame as more tears streamed down.
“Good girl,” The queen smiled, and patted her head, before turning around and continuing to drag Wakko up, Dot’s sobs echoing as they went all the way to the top. At this point, Wakko was pounding and kicking against her best he could, but she proved herself to have gotten wiser about that, as her long silk gloves prevented scratches or bites to her skin, and her pure gold bracelets also didn’t help.
Eventually, she reached the top of the familiar tower, and she tossed him in like an animal. She closed and locked the heavy iron door and the sound made Wakko’s head hurt.
“How long do you plan to leave me here, huh?!” He demanded, running to the door. However, to his horror, she left without a word to him. He listened closely to the door, still hearing Dot’s cries when he heard her yelp in pain. Wakko pounded on the door, but since it was no longer wood, all that ended up doing was hurting his hand. Wakko cringed in the pain, but knew there was nothing he could do.
He was locked in here… for who knows how long. Could be days, weeks… months…
If she even bothered to keep him alive, which was something she was clearly starting to debate more and more as time passed. Wakko didn’t want to die-
At least… not yet.
Perhaps it was foolish, but he did still have a shred of hope for his future, though it only got cloudier and cloudier as days passed. He tried to remember the advice and optimism of his dad, but that only brought up the painful feeling of him being gone. The same thing happened when he tried to imagine his mom comforting him too.
After a while of him just sitting on the cold and filthy floor in shock and pain, he heard pounding on the door.
“Wakko? Wakko? Are you in there?” Yakko called from outside.
“Y-yeah!” he replied, wiping his eyes.
“We-we’re gonna get you out Wakko. I promise,” he declared.
“Yakko, you can’t promise that,” Wakko frowned.
“Yes, I can Wakko. We’re going to get you out,” He asserted.
“She’ll kill you- she’ll kill me if you try,” Wakko pleaded.
“I know… but… w-we’ll escape. Run away to a far-off town where no one will find you two. We’ll be safe,” Yakko said, becoming more and more desperate.
“You’ve said it yourself: a place like that doesn’t exist,” Wakko crossed his arms, leaning against the cold door. He heard Yakko do the same.
“We… we could…” Yakko tried to think.
“Yakko… you should just forget about me. You and Dot would be fine without me, I hold you two down. I should just- stay up here and- and die,” Wakko pulled his knees to his chest.
“Wakko!” he gasped. “Don’t say that!” he said, much softer.
“Grandma will never care about me, a-and mum and d-daddoo are gone s-so… it would just be easier for me to stay here… away from you two… just like she wants,” He suppressed tears as best he could, but choked on the lump in his throat.
“Wakko, no.” Wakko heard him turn around to face the door again.
“No matter what happens, we are not going to give up on you. I’m here- I’m always gonna be here, Wak,” He spoke softly.
“Mum and Dad said they’d be here too…”
A painful silence hummed through the air. It hurt to even breathe after he spoke. Wakko gave in and cried.
“Wak… I-i… I don’t know what to say…” Yakko said.
“Just go away- before you get locked away too,” He sobbed.
Yakko didn’t respond, staying there for a long, long time.
Wakko didn’t say anything either.
“We will rescue you Wak… I promise,” Yakko repeated, before standing up and going.
Wakko stayed on the floor the rest of the day.
.o0o.
Angelina hadn’t been sending servants to give him food, only water.
Wakko had been up there for three days and it was easily the most miserable he had ever been in his life.
He knew his mother had been sent up there at least once. He could see her carvings in the wall, and scratches on the floor, which he traced over his finger and slowly read.
“Yakko? Slacky? Wacky?” and “Harold the 9th” was written beside the bed. There was a tally for what he assumed were days next to the broken mirror. Other random words he couldn’t quite read were sprawled all around.
Yakko came up to talk every now and then, but he never could stay long. Wakko kept meaning to ask him for food, but he knew Angelina was strict on eating hours, so it was unlikely he could sneak into the kitchen to grab anything anymore.
He also promised he was thinking of an escape. Wakko thanked him for the effort, but his hope wasn’t high. Crazy how three days of starvation can do that to you.
Dot came at one point too. She cried and apologized and explained how it was her fault their grandmother got mad, saying how she hadn’t read the page she was supposed to the night before and didn’t know the types of dresses and she got mad, which made her cry, which made her take her to Yakko, which caused everything else. Wakko told her not to blame herself, but he knew that wasn’t going to resonate. Just another way their grandmother tightened her grip around them.
But for the most part, he was alone. Utterly and perfectly alone…
He had his little imaginary games in his mind, but even those ran out eventually, mostly due to the cold. Stupid early winters…
One particularly cold night, Wakko said “screw it” and went to the window and looked out at the stars.
They shined a lot better all the way up here, at least that was nice…
As he looked up, a chill ran through him and he was reminded of just how hungry he was. He cringed in the pain, and looked up at the stars, having run out of tears days ago.
“I… I wish mum and dad were still here… If they were alive everything would go back to being okay…” he whispered weakly to the brightest star he could see. The stars twinkled back.
Wakko sighed, lowering his head, continuing to look when he noticed that the star appeared to be growing larger- that wasn’t normal, right? And if it’s not, was it actually happening, or was he just seeing things because he was hungry?
It also appeared to be growing closer- that wasn’t good.akko scrambled back from the window and pounded on the door for help, but nobody heard or came. Wakko braced himself as the light got brighter and brighter and eventually filled the dark tower.
However, nothing crashed or burned or turned him into goop, so Wakko slowly turned around and opened his eyes, and he saw a glowing figure in a really poor looking rope, cheap wand, and wings.
Well- that was interesting.
“Uh- who are you?” Wakko asked, really uncomfortable with the idea of a stranger popping into his prison out of nowhere.
“I’m your desire fulfillment facilitator, Pip,” the desire fulfillment facilitator said dryly. Wakko blinked.
“Uh- hi, Pip,” he said.
“Congratulations Wakko, you did it. Out of all of the stars in the night sky, you made your wish up the wishing star,” He said, so monotone Wakko wanted to tear his ears off despite the fact that he was saying good news.
“The Wishing Star? I’ve never heard of a Wishing Star,” He frowned.
“Didn’t your mother ever tell you stories?” He asked. Wakko shook his head.
“Hm… doesn’t matter. You did it anyway. It was your request for a wish that brought me here,” he said.
“Wait- so- you can bring my parents back?” Wakko realized. He nodded, and Wakko almost passed out.
“You’ve decided on your wish?” He asked.
“I just said-”
“Right, right. Welp- here it goes,” Pip snapped his fingers, and a ball of green light shot across the sky, and crashed far, far away- behind the mountains in the horizon. Wakko frowned.
“Hey, what gives? It couldn’t be any closer than that?” He frowned.
“Oh whoops, too late to fix now,” Pip scratched the back of his neck. Wakko gave him a look. “Looks like you have quite the trek ahead of you.”
“Yeah… I guess so,” Wakko couldn’t be sour for long, now entranced by the bright light.
“And you better be going if you don’t want competition to build up,” Pip added.
“What?! How am I supposed to reach it if I’m stuck in this tower! These rules are completely unfair,” Wakko crossed his arms.
“Don’t worry Wakko, your siblings will be coming to get you soon, you’ll just have to tell them where to go,” Pip explained.
“Huh?” He tilted his head when he heard footsteps not far away from the door.
“I must go now- just remember this: the one who touches the fallen star first gets their wish. If you're not first, you don’t get it,” He said.
“What’s the point of me wishing on the star then, if it’s just up for grabs?! You’ve got to be the lamest ‘wish fulfillment facilitator’ ever!” He crossed his arms.
“Whoops- I gotta go, bye,” He waved and turned to star dust before disappearing completely, right before he heard a knock at the door.
So much for that guys help.
“Wakko?” It was Yakko.
“Yakko? What’re you doing here?” Wakko asked.
“We’ve come to break you out,” Dot chimed in, and a very, very, very long rope made of several sheets was pushed through his “meal slot”.
Wakko didn’t know what to say.
“Tie one end to the hook by the window and climb down- my advice is to not look down and pretend like it’s just training with Dad. Plus, me and Dot will be waiting for you at the bottom,” Yakko explained.
“Wait- I have to tell you something,” Wakko interrupted.
“What?” Yakko asked, surprised Wakko wasn’t protesting.
“I-i made a wish at a star tonight and– well– apparently it was the wishing star so now we have to go- like… really actually go so I can make my wish and then everything will be okay and happy just like it used to be,” Wakko said.
“The… wishing star? I thought that was just some kiddy bedtime story…” Yakko said, mostly to himself.
“Well- apparently not,” Wakko said, taking one end and tying it to the hook-like Yakko said. Yakko sighed.
“We’ll talk about this once you’re down. Me and Dot are gonna wait at the bottom,” He said.
“Okay… see you on the other side,” Wakko said, making the mistake of looking at how far down it was, but was surprised the rope actually went all the way down.
There were a lot of sheets.
“You got this Wakko!” Dot encouraged before he heard the two of them go.
Right. He had this.
He may not have been very smart, but he was a good climber. He could do this…
At least, he hoped anyway.
He promised right then and there that if he was going to make it out of this alive, he was definitely going to go to the Wishing Star- it couldn’t be more dangerous than climbing down a 50-foot rope made of tied sheets,
…Could it?
.o0o.
Lena despised being in recovery more than anything. She had been rendered practically immobile because of her broken leg, and her weakened muscles took months of physical therapy to rest and recover.
Every day she thought of her children, and missed them dearly. She knew when all of their birthdays were and was overcome with grief as each passed.
She was supposed to be there, with them. Celebrating, laughing, protecting.
Instead?
Now she was in William’s hometown, mooching off of their generosity because of her title, feeling utterly and totally useless.
After months and months of healing and resting and physical therapy she was finally back to semi-functionality. Sure, she could now go for strolls at night with William, but she knew she still couldn’t actually do anything- she still couldn’t go back to the castle and put an end to her mother’s reign. They’d be caught- called imposters and possibly be killed.
Lena couldn’t imagine making her children go through them dying twice.
“Lena..? What are you thinking about tonight?” William asked softly, and Lena remembered where she was.
“It’s been a year William… My mother must’ve done numerous unspeakable things to them by now…” She looked away at the plaza. He squeezed her hand.
“I was thinking of the same thing…” he said. Lena put her head on his shoulder.
“I miss Wakko’s jokes… I miss Yakko’s wit… I miss Dot’s smile,” Lena said, smiling a little at the memory.
“We’ll figure it out soon, I promise,” he kissed her head and closed his eyes as they sat on a bench outside the hospital.
“Soon…” she echoed.
Soon her ass.
Soon was a ridiculous unit of time. No matter how much time had passed, everything seemed to be “soon”. The word drove her mad.
She was going to say something about this, when suddenly a bright green shooting star suddenly soared through the sky, grabbing her attention as it went all the way down before suddenly crashing down behind the Acme Mountains.
“William- did you see that?” Lena tugged on his arm.
“See what?” He tilted his head.
“That star- it crashed just behind the Acme Mountains,” She shook him so he opened his eyes and he quickly saw it.
“That’s- no… that couldn’t be..? Could it?” He squinted at it.
“I think it is…” Lena said.
“You think the Wishing Star could actually be real?” He asked.
“My father taught me about it when I was a little girl, the books are still in the library. My mother never really approved of fictional books- it has to be true,” Lena quickly stood up.
“Careful Lena, you’re still-”
“Oh hush William. Don’t you know what this means?” She asked. “This is our chance- we reach the wishing star we can reunite with the kids- and take down my mother for good.”
“And everything would be perfect again,” William couldn’t help but smile. He stood and kissed her.
“C’mon- we haven’t a moment to waste,” Lena said.
“Woah, woah, woah. Lena, it’s very late. We need to go to sleep,” He said.
“But- William- it’s right there,” She frowned.
“Yes, but we’ll have to get a horse or two to share and it’ll be a long and treacherous journey- those mountains aren’t exactly easy to get through,” William warned. Lena sighed.
“But… it’s right there… Our kids…” She looked at it.
“I know… but I promise Lena, it’ll still be there in the morning. Wishing Stars aren’t common knowledge, and we’ll have the distance advantage,” William said. “So please… let’s get some rest before we go out, alright?”
Lena sighed. “I hate when you’re right.”
“You love me,” He teased.
“I know,” She rolled her eyes and kissed his cheek. “But.. tomorrow?”
He nodded. “Tomorrow. We’ll head out first thing in the morning.”
“To the Wishing Star…” She smiled.
They were going to see their kids again after all.
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Woah! It worked! Luke remembered to close his mouth after a second, getting his composure back enough to do a knightly little bow complete with a flourish.
“Bold and daring, that’s me! Name’s Luke, you might have heard of me if you study Archanean history. Me and King Marth go back. Saved the world and all that.”
He was doing so well, he got even cockier as he straightened and offered his arm to Robin, winking.
“Your friends are more than welcome to come too, but I’ll understand if you want the Luke to yourself.” He couldn’t believe his luck. Considering her stature, even a built guy like Luke could get squished like a bug if she tried hard enough.
Oops. He needed to not get smitten just yet.
“So tell me what you like… regarding places to eat.”
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"King Marth you say?" Grima knew who Marth was. Though Luke's desire to impress her by mentioning him had the opposite effect. Frustration curled inside of her as she thought about the king. When Luke offered his arm it took all she had to take it without snarling. She linked her arm with his and chuckled quietly. The chuckle came from both a place of irritation and minute amusement. Humans may be repulsive but they, at the very least, are audacious.
"Well, Luke. I've yet to try Fodlan cuisine yet. I'm not picky when it comes to food either. Fish, meats, vegetables, fruits." She said, giving honest answers. She truly wasn't picky. Eating actual food was a relatively new concept to her. She wasn't exactly used to having a human body just yet.
"You know... I do like meat pies. It has been a while since I've had one..." If he was going to flirt with her then she would make the best of it.
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Is it okay to ask sillier questions for the characters? If so (If not feel free to delete!), who would love superheroes? Who has the green thumb in the group? Who would want kids later in life? Who would enjoy cooking different recipes all day if they had the time? Who would study a weird subject in school? Who is more likely to get hurt and just not tell anyone? Who thinks bugs are really cool actually and saves them when they get the chance? (sorry if any of these are annoying!)
YES i absolutely LOVE questions like these and i love answering them!!! don’t be worried about them being annoying :D
1. i honestly think superheroes would be a guilty pleasure for maya. she’d absolutely collect comicbooks but would try to hide just how much she has hfhshfh
2. 100% laxo. he loves everything to do with plants/flowers and would absolutely have a garden!
3. i honestly see kenta considering kids before the rest of the group. but i think they all need therapy before thinking about that jfhdhf
4. im torn between laxo because he’s actually good at cooking or kane because he really wants to get better at it hfhdhf
5. absolutely maya. she could get stabbed and act like it’s not a big deal because she “can totally walk it off.” think about the “is this OUR stab wound?” meme and that’s pretty much her hFHSHF
6. definitely kenta. she loves and cares for pretty much all living things and that absolutely extends to bugs! she’d panic and try to stop anyone from squishing one and would instead try to save it by taking it outside
these types of questions are real fun to ask!! i definitely wouldn’t mind getting more of them. i’m also totally open to doing an ‘ask the characters’ type thing where i can answer in character if that sounds fun to y’all. pretty much all characters from the headcanon voice video are open to questions, and i can also include flora ^.^ (no like.. gross/inappropriate asks ofc)
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Happy Sleepover. I'm going to indulge in one of everything.
FMK (Fling/Marry/Kiss bc I'm not gonna make you kill any boy): Ezra, Din, Nico.
Crush: I have a crush on an artist I hosted last night. He's a short Aussie king with wild silver-threaded black hobbit hair. I want to make a pact with him if we find ourselves single and alone when we're 90 that we move in together and make each other laugh until we fart.
Choose between: One night in bed with Frankie or one day of chaste prospecting with Ez (planet of your choice/dreams).
My day: So far it's pretty good. Had an amazing rehearsal. Now SO and I are going out to our favorite Ecuadorian place for dindin before driving out to the suburbs to see one of my good friends rock the lead in an eerie show.
Secrets. Hmmm. I keep a written diary that I move around to different hiding spots around the house. It's a small house and if I keep the diary in one place I'm afraid SO will find it and read it and then know where it is. Completed diaries are in a lock box with my important documents to which he does not have the combo.
Recommendation: I know we've talked about this already. But. The Great Wall. I'm still trying to find a way to sneak it to you. I may or may not have a plan.
Weird Questions. Do you have a garbage disposal? I'm just curious to know if people still have these spinning pits of knives in their homes.
Personal things. Are you a morning shower or evening shower person? (I guess for your shift that translates to a "before bed" or "after bed" shower person.) Do you shower every day or just when you feel the time is right?
Drama: I do have some drama in my life right now, but I don't need help with it unless you have a very sharp stick with which to poke my set designer so he'll fucking communicate with me. It doesn't sound like drama, but his wife is my playwright and star and I dated him in college. How's that?
Truth: If you could be any celebrity, who would you be and why?
This is me, asking you for some song recs. Don't worry if you think I've heard them before (prolly have). Let's just pretend we're going on a road trip and I'm asking you what to put on in the car.
Unpopular opinion: I would like to see Cobb Vanth try to woo Fennec Shand. And I'd like to see her surprised that she can't seem to say no.
Venting: CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE AND SHAKE PEOPLE? Conservatives would rather keep their guns than save their children. They would rather make women die and bloat the foster care system than squish a nugget of cells. They would rather let a rich man keep his money than have it fund better lives for everyone (and therefore themselves). They would hurt people to double down on their beliefs but change those same beliefs in an instant if their candidate of choice told them to. I could go on. But here is where I close my valve and let the pressure build again....
FMK (Fling/Marry/Kiss bc I'm not gonna make you kill any boy): Ezra, Din, Nico. Adira you are EVIL for this one. These are my BOYS. The ones I most want to squish. Fling? Ezra. I want to have a torrid affair with this man. His lifestyle is pretty dangerous so I don't think I'd want to marry him, but have him drop in and visit me for a few days and absolutely rail me and then fuck off back to space for a while? Sounds like a pretty good arrangement. AND NOW I HAVE TO PIC BETWEEN DIN AND NICO????? S;AKDJFH;ADASKDFHKDSF Sorry, Din, I'm marrying Nico. The star wars universe is dangerous and I'd likely be the first to get shot. Nico. Oh man. I want to study him like a bug, i want to crack him open like an egg. I want to pin him down and tickle him until he's all red in the face. He's broad and warm and weird. He seems cozy. I want to be his weighted blanket. Just squish that man. Sorry, Din, you just get a kiss. I feel like a tender kiss to his forehead would make Din blue-screen for like an hour.
Crush: OK, since you decided to confess things to me, I'll respond in kind. Most of my crushes are either celebrities or fictional space people. There is a guy at work who i thought was cute when he first started there, but he is an antivaxxer and he's dumb as a bag of bricks. Not that I was doing any more than looking anyhow, but yikes. Your Aussie hobbit sounds delightful though.
Choose between: One night in bed with Frankie or one day of chaste prospecting with Ez (planet of your choice/dreams). Since it's planet of my choice, I'm going prospecting with Ezra. Because space! But also, I think I would make a good harvester. I do a lot of fine work with my hands. So, somewhere safe, but exotic. Nothing too dangerous. I'd be content to listen to him ramble on.
My day: Was pretty interesting. My boy is involved in a few different kinds of martial arts, and his kung fu class got to participate in a small scale festival, which was basically just different martial arts schools doing demonstrations, as well as a variety of Asian music and dance groups. It was very cool. Also I got to eat pork-belly ramen from a really tasty food truck.
Secrets. hmmmm....the only thing that's coming to mind is my sexuality. I mean, it's not much of a secret on here, but nobody in my family knows I'm anything other than straight. I'm married to a guy, so it's just easier to let them think what they will. If I'm asked directly I'll answer truthfully, but I generally don't volunteer that information about myself to people IRL. Because it's not really anyone's business.
Recommendation: hahahahaha. I think I'm just gonna make the hubby buy me The Great Wall on itunes. I mean, we do have a metric shit-ton of Cillian Murphy movies because he was my blorbo for a time. Speaking of Cillian Murphy, The Wind That Shakes The Barley is one of the best movies I've ever seen. I cried like a baby when the end credits rolled.
Weird Questions. I do have a garbage disposal. I had to replace it a couple years ago and the original was installed so oddly? Whoever modernized the plumming in our house half-assed everything so spectacularly that every time we've upgraded the plumbing it's just been a baffling shit show. Do you have a spinning knife pit?
Personal things: Honestly it depends on the time of year. and what i'm doing at work. A lot of times I shower as soon as I get home because I end up covered in Sintra dust or metal shavings or primer or the sticky residue that gets left on plex after it's gone through the laser cutter. It's like decontaminating. When it's real hot, I'll shower when I get home and then do a quick rinse before I crash. I can't sleep when my skin feels sticky. In the winter I sometimes go every other day because my skin gets very dry.
Drama: Oh, theater drama. I remember those days 😁. I deeply miss doing community theater, but i stg some of those folks would just invent shit to get all twisted up over. Most of my drama comes from my parents. I love them dearly, but I am very happy that they live several hours away. They still basically treat me like an incompetent.
Truth: This is fascinating question. I'm going to answer this as if it would be a temporary condition and not, like, absconding with someone else's life. I would love to be in Nick Cave's brain for like, 24 hours. He writes such incredible songs.
song recs you say???? ooooh boy. My musical tastes are all over the place. There is very little genre-wise that I don't vibe with, although I do tend to prefer older stuff these days. Yes I'm turning into one of those people. Get off my lawn. I'll give you five. But i could give you, like 50. You've been warned 😁
Lodestar by Sarah Harmer. "Intensity of stars" I love that so much. Intensity as a collective noun for stars. Fuck yeah.
Catapult by Counting Crows. I've seen these fellas 3 times live. People like to crap on Counting Crows but they will put on the most emotional live show you've ever fucking seen.
Spell by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds. Ugh. The imagery. The yearning. I could scream forever about how much I love Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds.
Gravity by Charlotte Martin. This one has all the Ezra vibes for me.
Birthday by The Cruxshadows. These guys don't really do US tours anymore which is a crying shame. I lot of goth bands feel like you're watching someone do karaoke but not them. I first heard this song at a show a zillion years go and I lost my mind. The energy was nuts.
Unpopular opinion: OMG this would be hilarious! At first she just gives him The Look. She's in total denial right? Then Cobb come to Boba with some sort of business from Freetown. Once his audience is done Boba gives Fennec a playful swat on the arm. What're you smiling at, Shand? I'm not smiling. Why don't you just talk to him? He's obviously interested. Fennec tells Boba to kriff off, but she can't help smiling just a little, and maybe she goes looking for Cobb at the local cantina.
Venting: OMG yes. I had a guy friend I hadn't spoken to in a while be like you're so angry. And it's like yes. I've been vibrating with compressed rage since 2016. I have had actual men in my life treat the whole roe v wade thing like some sort of abstract thing, well, it wasn't a well written arguement blah-de-blah and it's like you think I give a shit? IT'S WHAT WE FUCKING HAD!!!! This is not an academic exercise this is my fucking living body. People who try to both sides of this can fuck off forever. If preventing abortion was the point they would push for comprehensive sex ed in public schools and contraception would be free and widely available to anyone who wanted it. But it's not about life. It's about cruelty and punishment and control. Always has been. My husband's family is mostly catholic and I told him, warn your family because the first man who tries to tell me this is somehow good for me is going to lose a fucking testicle. I could go on forever but i don't want to end up on some sort of list. I hope my FBI agent likes Pedro Pascal.
sleepover asks
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unedited rant
I’m really tired. Happy tuesday ! writing letters in class again (not about brooke. still get warm and ill w shame when i think about that. the thing that upset me the most is the way i couldn’t forget about my step mom all night. i miss her.) I have squished my feelings for him like a little bug (there r guts on my floor cause i’ve got no paper towels but it’s stopped moving which is the most important part. can’t touch me until i touch it.) i miss jake. my lovely boy. he sat with me till almost three for him and it was actually really sweet. idk why the co-dependency shit had to act up w brooke specifically and never jake or chi or anyone else. brooke made me feel loved but he’s not the only person that has done that since my step mom. hm. we’re not gonna think about it, though. i need to write my cute little underwhelming resume ! so that i can give it to a college and then tell the college i want to be an exchange student and never actually step foot on their campus. I want to study psychology or art (do i psychoanalyze people for a living or make money off of my passion! my passion being inflicting pain upon others and also art. oh to do my two favorite things for the rest of my life, but what is the cost ) i wonder if he’ll ever see this . hope not! he’s the only person i’ve ever shared a letter with (ow). i will risk it bcause i trust him and also i cannot mess up my letter google doc organization it is very important. anyway. i want a girlfriend . i also want to put a message in a bottle and set it in the sea cause it’s a lovely notion (i want to reach the other side of the world. i want to matter to someone even if i won´t know how. even if they read about a boy loving a boy and throw it away, it’ll always be in the back of their head) instead i’ll simply start a blog or something. better for the ocean (easier to feel anonymous and find importance but it’s also easier to get lost)
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What it’s like being their s/o
genre: fluff
pairings: Bakugou x reader, Kirishima x reader, Sero x reader, Denki x reader, Mina x reader
a/n: hi <(￣︶￣)> another self indulgent post, but you guys can send in requests if you want! /please send requests (╯︵╰,)/
Bakugou Katsuki
a lot of ppl headcanon that he'd still be pretty rough in relationships
but i headcanon that he can actually pretty sweet when he wants to be, its just easier for things to turn to anger u know
anyway
when you first start going out hes pretty hestitant with things
hes a big ass tsundere
he'd be glaring at you cuz he wants to hug u so bad but he's not sure if you'd like that
you kinda get nervous cuz why the hell is he glaring at u???
u both eventually get over this weird stage and bakubro is no longer scared to give u a hug or a kiss whenever he wants
he's not big on pda though
at most he'd throw an arm around your shoulders cuz he wants you nearby
throw in a few kisses on the side of ur head if no ones looking
when ur alone though he turns into the biggest cuddle bug
demands that u lay down in his arms after class and training
he just feels so at peace when ur in his arms, babbling abt some story u heard or abt the korean drama that ure currently watching
he likes to give u gifts every now and then but he doesnt entirely spoil u with things
mostly cooks for u
pushes u to do ur best all the time !
altho stressful he just knows that u can be a lot better at things and he just wants u to be happy with urself and ur works!
but he knows when ur tired so he wont push, just give u a nice kiss and a big hug
dates consist of hiking, walking around at night (before his bedtime), cuddles, and study dates, you cant forget the study dates
nobody is allowed to know but he likes to call you ‘sweetheart’
Kirishima Eijirou
our shark boy here is super affectionate!
he'll shower u in kisses and hugs whenever he can
but he totally respects ur boundaries
when u first got together he couldnt stop staring at u whenever ure around
has fucking heart eyes whenever ure in his line of sight
not that he doesnt now, but he learned to manage it to small glances
he just loves u so much
and he feels so lucky that ure his and he is yours !!
gives the second best hugs (bakugou is first sorry)
a LITERAL BEAR when he gives hugs
he just engulfs u in his arms !! and it feels so nice !!
he likes to give you kisses on ur nose cuz he finds the face u make right after absolutely adorable !
likes to rub circles on the back of ur hand when u hold hands
buys u a lot of food cuz bulking up is manly asf
likes to spin u around when u hug !! like those cheesy romantic things in movies
dates r pretty spontaneous cuz hes pretty active
but he likes to take u out to fancy restaurants when he can :)
sometimes takes u out on gym dates cuz its manly and he likes helping u improve in ur strength and ur skills !
loves to call u ‘baby shark’
Sero Hanta
tape boy !! is so loving !
hes a pretty chill dude so he guys are on the down low
he doesnt mind if anyone knows, its just kinda unexpected so no one would rlly think of it happening
always has his arms around u !
will just casually slip his arms around ur waist and lean his chin on the top of ur head , givin you a little kiss every now and then
but if ur a little taller or the same height as him he likes to lean into ur neck and leave u little kisses
honestly doesnt care if ur talking to someone (unless its a teacher), he'll hug u when he wants to ( `ε´ )
pda is mostly hugs and hand holding
he likes to reserve the kisses for alone time cuz he just likes to hold ur face in his hands, thumbs on ur cheekbones, just looking at you with the most loving gaze, and then he leans down and gives u a kiss !
he likes to be intimate with u
appreciates it when u respect his down time
he isnt much of an active person like kiri and denki so he spends most of his time (that hes not spending with his friends) in his room watching a random drama or cooking show
dates consist of naps
school is pretty tiring so theres nothing more beautiful than a shared nap together !!
but he takes u out every now and then, mostly at night time when the streets aren't so busy
he likes to call u ‘my love’
Kaminari Denki
electricity babe honestly could not believe u when u agree to be his significant other !!
u were so perfect !
hes super touchy
appreciates skin to skin contact so hes very big on hand holding and hugs
his kisses are kinda sloppy but hes surprisingly super experienced
hes just really excited that hes kissing u !!!
swings ur arms when u hold hands <3
hes a big tease
so expect a lot of jokes and teasing but he does it out of love !!
loves to pepper ur face in kisses when he can !
cups ur face and attacks u with his lips <3
both of u study together most of the time !
most times alone but when u two really need to help u go to momo or bakugou
he buys u a lot of plushies (with the money he has)
loves to spoil u cuz u look so happy and he’s happy that he made u happy !!
loves to play video games with u on his console !
sometimes he makes u wear the headset and pretend ur playing to fuck with the bakusquad or other people
likes to have u in his lap when he games
i just love denki so much HFAUDHADH
calls u ‘bug’ and ‘nugget’ lovingly
Mina Ashido
this babe !! adores u with all her heart !
was honestly dumb founded when u agreed to date her
but she treats u like a god !
teases u a lot but its out of love
always fills u in with the latest gossip
likes to bring u out to buy clothes and have a fashion show later at the dorms
links pinkies with u all the time no matter where u are
always !! squishes !! ur face !!
loves u tackle u in hugs
if she brings u into her bed u cant get out
she can cry on command, so dont try and get out of the cuddling session if u want her to cry a little
lowkey a drama queen but u love her for that
a lot of dates consists of watching dramas though
likes to wrap u both in huge blankets so u can snuggle
will fight anyone for u
encourages u to do a lot of things esp if ur kinda shy !!
#bnha#bnha headcanons#bakugou x reader#kirishima x reader#sero x reader#kaminari x reader#mina x reader#bakusquad#bnha imagines#bnha x reader#anime#bakugou katsuki#kirishima eijirou#sero hanta#kaminari denki#mina ashido#boku no hero academia#bakusquad headcanons#heysatori
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MC with Love Language of Touch - Headcanon
Arcana Characters (Main 6) x MC
A/N: Back to your regularly scheduled headcanons :) this one is a pretty old request from @divinedaughterofposeidon! I’ll be going through the older requests before moving onto the new ones, but with finals coming up I’ll probably spend more time writing and procrastinating instead of studying! Please let me know if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes! Requests are open :)
❤️Julian❤️
This man is absolutely a complete cuddle bug
You want a hug? He’s dropping everything (sometimes literally) to give you one immediately
You never need to worry about feeling too clingy with Julian— the man isn’t exactly distant himself
Honestly, you may even have to pry him off yourself to get him to do other things
It started as a joke, but now whenever the two of you go walking somewhere he holds his arm out so you can link yours with his like he’s escorting you around a fancy ball
This can cause a problem every once in a while, when one of you sees something interesting and nearly yanks the other off their feet to pull them to it
Sometimes when the two of you are relaxing at home, Julian will lay down with his head on your lap, holding one of your hands in his own, just gently running his thumb over your knuckles
He’s elated to have someone who doesn’t mind some of his more clingy tendencies, and he adores that you’re so willing to hold him as close as he wants to hold you
🧡Portia🧡
Physical affection is one of her favourite ways of showing you just how much she adores you!
She feels like sometimes she’s so busy that she doesn’t have enough time to properly articulate how much you mean to her, so quick hugs and squeezing your hand as she walks by are nice substitutes
Speaking of squeezing your hand, it becomes almost a little made up language for the two of you
Not like Morse code; it’s much simpler than that
One squeeze for “I love you”, two for “see you soon”, three for “I’ll miss you”, etc
When she holds your hand on walks it’s almost like having your own mini conversation
Obviously she’d prefer being closer to you, maybe cuddling or hugging or taking a nap together, but when you’re both so busy it’s nice to know that a couple hand squeezes will make up for a lack of time
💛Lucio💛
Listen, you’d be hard pressed to find a clingier man than him
Like, seriously, just try to pry him off once he’s latched onto you
He doesn’t care if it’s unprofessional, if he has to be in some sort of boring meeting, one of you is sitting in the other’s lap (or less, just cuddling— he will have a couch brought into the room solely so that he can cuddle you)
He likes to have you on his right side so that he can feel you properly— his golden arm is amazing, but he likes to run his hand up and down whatever bare skin of yours he can reach, and it’s not quite the same with a metal hand
Sometimes if he’s feeling extra clingy while you’re having a conversation with someone else, he’ll stand beside or behind you and lean in really close until your faces are practically smooshed together
It works great for weirding other people enough for them to leave you alone as well as making you laugh, which is one of his favourite sounds
💚Muriel💚
Out of the main love interest’s, Muriel is perhaps the most unused to touch
I mean, he’s obviously not touch-starved, seeing as that would be nearly impossible while having Asra as a friend, but with how large he is, he can sometimes be a bit nervous when showing physical affection
He tries his best to be gentle, never hugging you too hard, and constantly asking if he’s being too rough
He’s even a little nervous to sleep in the same bed with you, worried that he may role over and squish you or accidentally smother you
But he does enjoy it when you use him as a pillow when cuddling or sleeping together
He’s still a little anxious, but having you draped on top of him relaxes him
Not only is it pleasant to have full-body contact with you, he finds the pressure of having you lying over with your full weight to be grounding
💙Asra💙
Everyone knows for a fact that Asra likes to be in physical contact with you, whether they even wanted to know that or not
He is consistently touching you in some way, whether it’s an arm around your waist while talking with a vendor, or locking your pinkies together in a crowded space so you don’t get separated
If you just happen to be laying around somewhere at home, reading a book, taking a nap, or just daydreaming, he will drape himself over you like a cat
He likes to be as close to you as possible, and sometimes acts like a bit of an octopus by wrapping himself around you and refusing to let go
After so long of not being able to hold you the way he wanted to, he cherishes every moment he can spend pressed up against you
Even if the two of you are having a disagreement, you’ll probably just have to sleep with your backs pressed against each other because he would miss you too much otherwise
You’ll never even have the opportunity to miss his touch because he will constantly smother you with affection every single chance he gets
💜Nadia💜
At first you may think that she’s not really one for touch, but you’d be wrong
As someone who is constantly standing tall and somewhat intimidating above all else, she finds it relaxing to just scoop you into her arms at the end of the day and smother you with love
She has a bit of a hard time expressing herself through touch at first, seeing as most of her previous relationships were devoid of such comforts, but once she finds her footing, there’s no stopping her
One of her favourite things to do is run her fingers through your hair, and style it, if you’ll allow her
She adores having her haired played with as well, as she finds it soothing
If she has a busy day, and not much time to spend with you, she’ll never fail to gently caress your cheek before she heads off to face the day
#the arcana#the arcana headcanon#the arcana hc#arcana#arcana headcanon#Julian devorak#Julian headcanon#Julian arcana#julian x mc#Portia devorak#Portia headcanon#Portia arcana#portia x mc#lucio#count lucio#lucio headcanon#lucio arcana#lucio x mc#Muriel arcana#muriel headcanon#Muriel x mc#Asra#Asra alnazar#Asra arcana#asra headcanon#Asra x mc#Nadia satrinava#Nadia arcana#Nadia headcanon#Nadia x mc
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New Every Morning
The first time Lucy heard herself called valiant, she was eleven. She found Peter in his study and asked him, “What does it mean?”
Lucy knew it had something to do with bravery, and perhaps with chivalry, but she wasn’t certain. She wanted to be certain.
Peter turned his chair from his desk so that he was facing her straight on. “Valiant,” he said, scraping his tongue across the backs of his bottom teeth on the L and clicking the T on the roof of his mouth.
“It means courage, Lu, but not just any courage. Courage in the face of adversity, even defeat. They’re calling you a woman of high valor.”
“Oh,” Lucy answered, almost a whisper. “I wish they wouldn’t. I think I can be valiant but—but I don’t know.”
“Not knowing is what makes you valiant, I think,” Peter replied. He pressed a kiss to the top of her head, then returned to his work.
.
Most days, Lucy did not feel like a woman of valor. Sometimes, she woke shaking from nightmares and pulled both her blankets and her pillow over her face. Sometimes, she did not get out of bed at all.
The first morning that Lucy woke back in Professor Kirke’s country house after stumbling back through the wardrobe, she blinked at the ceiling and wished for the light of an ocean sunrise. Susan was breathing steadily beside her, the two of them squished together in one twin bed. The books on the bedside table were all awry. The air was too heavy. That first morning, Lucy pulled the covers over her head and hid.
The next morning, though, and the next and the next, Lucy rose with the sunrise and found her barefoot way to one of the Professor’s many balconies. Sometimes she passed the wardrobe room on her way; other times, she didn’t. Each morning, Lucy watched the sky light up over a field of waving grass, breathed deep, and thought, courage, my soul.
It was something that she had learned to say as Queen of Narnia. Now, a world away, those same words would not fail her.
The grass waved and waved. Some mornings, Lucy felt defeated and others she felt victorious. It was no matter. The sunrise was beautiful.
.
It was several weeks after the Pevensie children returned from Narnia that Miss Polly Plummer bounded up the steps of Professor Kirke’s house, threw open the doors as though she lived there, and shouted, “Hullo, Digs! I’m here at last.”
Several mornings later, Lucy found Miss Plummer on her balcony at sunrise. “Are you an early riser too then?” she asked.
“Not always,” Miss Plummer answered. “But Digory—the Professor, that is—has the most gorgeous views. I simply can’t visit without taking in at least one sunrise.” She stopped for a moment and took a slow drag on her cigarette.
“When we were children, we would sleep out on this balcony. Piles and piles of blankets and pillows, the stars and the night noises. We’d wake up with dew all gathered on our nightshirts, right when the sky started to get bright.” She wrinkled her nose. “Once, there was a bug in my mouth.”
“Oh!” Lucy cried. “That’s awful. Goodness, did you do it again? After the bug, I mean?”
“Of course! It was an adventure,” said Miss Plummer with a mischievous grin.
Lucy thought about Narnia, about all the times she’d slept out under the stars. Had she ever had trouble with insects? She couldn’t remember. Lucy shivered, and she didn’t know if it was the thought of swallowing bugs or of forgetting bits of Narnia that made her afraid.
She took a deep breath. “Do you think the Professor will let me sleep out on the balcony if I ask him?”
“You can count on it.”
.
When Caspian called her Valiant, still a little in awe of the ancient Kings and Queens he’d summoned across worlds, Lucy smiled like she knew things he didn’t.
“Valiant,” she said, flicking her tongue over the L with an old grace. “It seems like ages since anybody’s called me that.”
It had only been a year, but it had felt like an age. Yet Lucy was a woman of valor, and valor does not insist on recognition.
Lucy had returned to England just as she’d left it. She’d re-learned old rhythms and invented new ones. She’d slept beneath the stars. It had felt brave, even if no one else had realized.
When she’d returned to her bombed-out London suburb, Lucy had been brave the first time she returned to her neighborhood and realized that half the houses were gone. She’d whispered quiet words of gratitude to Aslan that her own house was not among them, though there were several broken windows and a rather large hole in the roof.
She’d been brave when she stepped inside the bedroom she’d shared with Susan and found things broken and missing. She’d held Susan while she wept and choked back her own tears for the moment. This wasn’t the first home they’d lost. They would rebuild. Both sisters knew now that it could be done.
Take courage, my soul.
And, most recently, Lucy had been brave when Aslan had appeared to her in the night, framed in moonlight, and instructed her to follow him with or without the others. Lioness, he’d called her, when at last she’d been ready.
It had been hard. Edmund had been sulky, Peter anxious about not seeing Aslan, and Susan and Trumpkin had simply not wanted to follow at all. None of them had thanked her, though they had apologized. No one said valiant, not even Lucy.
Now, Reepicheep spoke, “You’re wrong, Your Majesty. For a thousand years, the people of Narnia have called you their Valiant Queen.”
.
Lucy took a deep breath of Narnian air before she stepped through Aslan’s door. She did not feel like a woman of valor, but she was, she was.
Away at school for the first time, there were new covers to hide under and new sunrises to see.
Sometimes, she woke in the middle of the night and wondered what other people dreamed of. Most children in her dormitory woke up screaming every now and then (the war, you know), but Lucy dreamed golden fur more often than not. It made the nights when her sleep was uneasy that much worse.
She sat cross-legged on her bed, trying to quiet her heart, trying to feel brave. She wondered if she could reach the book on her nightstand without moving. If she moved, would she fall?
All around Lucy were frightened children who had never heard of valiant. Lucy met Margorie Preston weeping in the loo one day and held her tight. “Courage,” she whispered, wrapping her arms around the other girl’s shaking shoulders. “Be valiant. Courage in the face of adversity. Courage in the face of defeat. Courage.”
Margorie thanked her for it awkwardly the next day, eyes lowered, ashamed of her tears. “Everyone weeps,” Lucy told her. “It’s what happens next that matters.”
.
Narnia’s last great gift to its Valiant Queen—for she could feel that it would be her last, right down to the soles of her feet—was a whole summer of sunrises. Months of mornings where she could rise and go up to the deck, fix her eyes on the rising sun, and think, courage.
If Reepicheep was right, if Aslan’s country was indeed beyond the sunrise, then perhaps somehow Lucy had known it all along. Valiant was looking for Aslan. She’d always been watching for him, hoping to see a figure of gold coming towards her from the center of the rising sun.
And in the dark, when she lost sight of the sun, Aslan proved her right. “Courage, dear heart,” he told her.
Aslan came and he brought the sun. He tore away the dark and left them all blinking. Lucy wasn’t surprised, really; he did it every morning.
.
At the funeral, this was all that Susan Pevensie could bring herself to say about Lucy:
“My sister was a woman of high valor.”
#dear darling heart-daughter of aslan#narnia#this is cobbled together from two different drafts actually#and its based on the definition of 'valiant' that my mom gave me the first time she read LWW aloud to me#long and happy was their reign#aslan you're bigger#into light#pontifications and creations#Leah stories
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MOBILE MASTERLIST
I have received many requests to update my masterlist, so here it is! As of October 18, 2020...
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~ = TRIGGER WARNING
* = SEXUAL CONTENT
[REDBUBBLE]
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Kpop
+ EXO
YOU’RE THE NEW GIRL WITH A ‘BAD GIRL’ IMAGE [VERSION 1] [VERSION 2]
THEY’RE IN THE MOOD, BUT YOU’RE ON YOUR PERIOD
THEIR GIRLFRIEND IS ANEMIC
PLAYING WITH THEIR GIRLFRIEND’S LONG HAIR
MAKING BREAKFAST WITH YOU
JONGIN REACTION TO HIS GIRLFRIEND ALWAYS ASKING PERMISSION BEFORE INITIATING SKIN SHIP
WHAT DATING JONGIN WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING SEHUN WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING TAO WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING LUHAN WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH KAI WOULD BE LIKE
LATE NIGHT LUHAN FLUFF BLURB
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH EXO (OT12)
WOLF!CHEN
*ONLY I CAN (KYUNGSOO SMUT)
*HOW YIXING WOULD BE IN BED
*SEX WITH BAEKHYUN
WHAT DATING BAEKHYUN WOULD BE LIKE
*WHAT SEX WITH KRIS WOULD BE LIKE
*I HAVE NO REASON TO BE JEALOUS (SEHUN SMUT)
*WHAT SEX WITH JONGIN WOULD BE LIKE
WHEN YOU CONFESS TO KAI
WHEN THE MANAGERS SUGGEST HE BREAK UP WITH YOU
*SEX WITH CHEN
*SEX WITH KYUNGSOO
*SEX WITH LUHAN
*SEX WITH SEHUN
WOLF!KAI
*SEX WITH CHANYEOL
*SEX WITH SUHO
DATING CHANYEOL
*SEX WITH TAO
*SEX WITH XIUMIN
DATING KYUNGSOO
BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH CHANYEOL
YOU HAVE BENIGN ESSENTIAL TREMOR
WOLF!BAEKHYUN
THEY FIND OUT THEY’RE DOING A ROMANTIC BALLAD WITH YOU (THEIR CRUSH)
FLUFFY XIUMIN ONE SHOT
~YOU’RE SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT
CUDDLING WITH SUHO AND ACCIDENTALLY WAKING HIM UP
~YOUR SELF HARM COPING NOTEBOOK
YOU’RE DATING IN SECRET AND HE KISSES YOU (UNKNOWINGLY) IN FRONT OF CAMERAS
JEALOUS!JONGIN
MARRIED LIFE WITH CHANYEOL
CUDDLING WITH KRIS AND SEHUN
*TOUCH IT [JONGDAE SMUT]
DATING KRIS [WU YIFAN]
HUSBAND!JONGIN
SECRETADMIRER!JONGIN
CUDDLING WITH EXO
THEIR GF HAD ADD
WHAT DATING JONGDAE WOULD BE LIKE
GROWING UP WITH JONGIN
YOUR CHILD CALLS HIM DAD
YOU THINK THEY ARE CHEATING
EXO REACTION TO SEEING YOU AGAIN AFTER YOU TWO BROKE UP
WHAT DATING TAO WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING SUHO WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING LAY WOULD BE LIKE
YOU FAINT IN HIS ARMS [CHANYEOL ANGST]
MARRIED LIFE WITH LUHAN
THE OVERLOOK [BAD!BOY CHANYEOL]
A-Z NSFW
[JONGDAE]
TEXTING
[JONGDAE]
+ BTS
YOU TELLING THEM ‘I LOVE YOU’
S/O TRIPPING OVER NOTHING
TYPE OF TUMBLR BLOG BTS WOULD HAVE
HEARING YOU SPEAK YOUR MOTHER LANGUAGE
LOSING SOMETHING OF THEIRS WHILE IN THE CAR
DANCING AND ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING THE T.V.
WATCHING A MOVIE WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS WHEN A SEXUAL SCENE COMES ON
WAKING YOU UP IN THE MORNING
~ FINDING SELF HARM SCARS ON YOUR BODY
MOVIE NIGHT WITH JUNGKOOK
WHAT DATING RM WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING JUNGKOOK WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING TAEHYUNG WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING YOONGI WOULD BE LIKE
BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH SUGA
* VISITING NAMJOON AT THE STUDIO
BEING BEST FRIENDS (OT7)
YOU’RE AFRAID OF DOGS
YOU WATCH THEIR EVERY MOVE AT DANCE PRACTICE
YOU HATE WHEN PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES OF YOU
YOU’RE REALLY AFRAID OF BUGS
*SEX WITH JIMIN
*SEX WITH TAEHYUNG
*SEX WITH YOONGI
*SEX WITH NAMJOON
*SEX WITH JUNGKOOK
*SEX WITH JIN
*SEX WITH J-HOPE
*DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU (JIMIN SMUT)
*WATCH ME BABYGIRL [JUNGKOOK SERIES - COMPLETE] [1] [2] [3] [4] [vmin filler] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20]
WHEN I HAD YOU [JIMIN ANGST/FLUFF]
BAKING WITH JUNGKOOK
*THEIR S/O GIVING THEM A SHOW
*THIGH RIDING YOONGI
*WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY [NAMJOON SUGAR DADDY SMUT]
THEIR CRUSH/BEST FRIEND IS AFFECTIONATE WHEN SICK
~THEIR TEENAGE CHILD GETS IN THEIR FIRST CAR ACCIDENT
~THEY HAVE A DREAM WHERE YOU DIE
*I HATE YOU. I LOVE YOU? [JIMIN ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS SMUT]
*PHONE SEX WITH NAMJOON
THEIR S/O IS CATCALLED
BRINGING THEIR AMERICAN S/O TO MEET THEIR PARENTS
DATING NAMJOON BUT BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH BTS
THEIR S/O TAKES THEM TO A HAUNTED HOUSE
BEING FRIENDS WITH JUNGKOOK AND YUGYEOM
DANCING QUEEN [HOSEOK FLUFF]
*REACTION TO YOU SAYING “TAKE ME”
BTS THINKING THEIR S/O IS CHEATING
THEIR S/O IS A PICKY EATER
*BTS REACTION TO YOU GIVING THEM A SHOW
*YOONGI FWB
BTS REACTION TO YOU SITTING ON THEIR LAP…
~IF YOU’D LET ME [JIMIN ANGST]
YOU CUDDLING THEM IN YOUR SLEEP AND SAYING “I LOVE YOU”
*YOU’RE ON
THEIR S/O GETS A LIP PIERCING
DATING YOONGI BUT BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH BTS
*YOU “FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES”
IF SOMEBODY HAD TOLD YOU… [JUNGKOOK FLUFF]
*I WAS KIND OF HOPING THIS COULD BE YOUR PRESENT [JUNGKOOK SMUT]
BTS REACTION TO THEIR GF BRINGING THEM LUNCH
THEIR GF IS SIMILAR TO HOBI AND HAPPENS TO BE CLOSE TO HOBI
*FACE DOWN [YOONGI SMUT]
THEIR CRUSH IS DOTING/MOTHERLY
*YOU MOAN THEIR NAME DURING SEX
*YOU WANT SEX WHILE THEY’RE WORKING
*PHONE SEX WITH YOONGI
*REVERSING ROLES [YOONGI SMUT]
JEALOUS!YOONGI
BTS REACTION TO YOU HIDING YOUR SMILE WHEN YOU LAUGH
EYE ON THE TARGET (JUNGKOOK) [1] [2]
SEOKJIN AS YOUR SUGAR DADDY
BTS REACTION TO THEIR S/O CUPPING THEIR FACE AND KISSING THEM
~BTS REACTION TO THEIR FRIEND NOT BEING COMFORTABLE WITH THEIR BODY SIZE
TEXTING
[JIN] [JIMIN] [TAEHYUNG] [SUGA] [J HOPE] [RAP MONSTER] [JUNGKOOK] BESTFRIEND!JUNGKOOK HIGHSCHOOL!BTS FUCKBOY!YOONGI
SNAPS
[TAEHYUNG]
A-Z NSFW
[JUNGKOOK] [YOONGI]
+ ATEEZ
CONDITIONALLY YOURS (Seonghwa) [1]
ATEEZ REACTION TO ANOTHER MEMBER WALKING IN ON THE TWO OF YOU MAKING OUT [1] [2]
ATEEZ REACTION TO BEING JEALOUS OF ANOTHER MEMBER GETTING CLOSE TO THEIR S/O
+ INFINITE
YOU TALK ABOUT SEX
+ BOYFRIEND
THEY ALL LOVE THE SAME GIRL
ACCEPTING AN AWARD YOU
YOU THREATENING TO FIGHT THE CEO IF THEY DON’T GET A COMEBACK
VALENTINES DAY WITH KWANGMIN
*SEX WITH DONGHYUN
+ MISS A
GOING INTO TOWN WITH YOU
+ MONSTA X
THEY ACCIDENTALLY HUG YOUR SISTER INSTEAD OF YOU
*SEX WITH MINHYUK
SINGING A BALLAD WITH THEIR CRUSH
MARRIED LIFE WITH SHOWNU
REACTION TO THEIR GF AND ANOTHER MEMBER…
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH MONSTA X
THEIR GF IS OLDER THAN THEM
ANNOYING THEIR MEMBERS BY SHOWING PDA WITH THEIR S/O
THEIR GF GIVES THEM A MASSAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME
*RETURN THE FAVOR [KIHYUN SMUT]
DATING IN SECRET WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY KISSES YOU IN FRONT OF CAMERAS
*YOU SAY THEY HAVE A SMALL DICK DURING A FIGHT
WHAT DATING IM WOULD BE LIKE
TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX
*HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF YOU HADN’T... [KIHYUN SMUT]
YOU HUG THEM FROM BEHIND AND ACCIDENTALLY GRAB THEIR CROTCH
MARRIED LIFE WITH JOOHEON
*SEX WITH IM
MARRIED LIFE WITH IM
*SEX WITH HYUNGWON
*SEX WITH KIHYUN
*SEX WITH JOOHEON
*SEX WITH SHOWNU
*SEX WITH WONHO
MONSTA X REACTION TO THEIR S/O HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK
*THIGH RIDING MONSTA X
+ GOT7
*SEX WITH JACKSON
*SEX WITH JUNIOR
*SEX WITH MARK
*SEX WITH JAEBUM
YOU WEAR THEIR SWEATER, YELL “KISS ME”, THEN RUN AWAY
*SEX WITH YUGYEOM
LIVING WITH BESTFRIEND!JACKSON
THEIR GF HAS SWEATER PAWS
GOT7 AS FATHERS
BEING FRIENDS WITH JUNGKOOK AND YUGYEOM
*THEIR GF KNOWS HOW TO DEEPTHROAT
YUGYEOM DATING AN OLDER WOMAN
YOU’RE DATING MARK AND THE OTHER MEMBERS ARE JEALOUS
*SINCERELY, YOUR NEW FWB [YUGYEOM SMUT]
*REACTION TO THEIR GF WANTING TO BE SPANKED
JACKSON HAVING A CRUSH ON YOU
*I DIDN’T HAVE TIME FOR “CLASSY” [JAEBUM SMUT]
*SEX WITH YOUNGJAE
YOU’RE SICK BUT DON’T WANT TO WORRY THEM SO YOU KEEP IT A SECRET
DATING JAEBUM AND BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH GOT7
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH GOT7
TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX
*SEX WITH BAMBAM
TEXTS
BESTFRIEND!JACKSON
SNAPS
[JINYOUNG]
+ C-CLOWN (DISBANDED)
*SEX WITH ROME
DATING CHRISTIAN YU [ROME]
+RED VELVET
YOU CALL THEM YOUR BEST FRIEND
*AN OVERWHELMING FEELING [IRENE SMUT]
+ INFINITE
*SEX WITH MYUNGSOO
TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX
+ IKON
*SEX WITH HANBIN
*SEX WITH DONGHYUK
“I DIDN’T LOVE YOU” [DONGHYUK FLUFF]
*SEX WITH JUNHOE
*SEX WITH BOBBY
+ NCT
SOULMATE!MARK
WHAT DATING LUCAS WOULD BE LIKE
STUDY DATE WITH JUNGWOO
NCT 127 + JENO REACTION TO THEIR S/O BEING 160CM
EXCUSES, EXCUSES [HAECHAN FLUFF]
NCT DREAM REACTION TO THEIR GF BEING 165-170CM TALL
~NCT DREAM REACTION TO THEIR GF BECOMING DEPRESSED BECAUSE HER PARENTS ARE GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE
TEN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION
WHAT DATING MARK WOULD BE LIKE
DATING TAEYONG
DATING JOHNNY (NCT)
FAKE TEXTS
BESTFRIEND -> BOYFRIEND MARK
WISHING MARK A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[DONGHYUCK]
TWO WRONGS MAKE… A COUPLE? [Prince!Renjun] [1] [2]
+ F(X)
THEIR S/O HAS FIBROMYALGIA
*SEX WITH AMBER
+ BLACKPINK
BARISTA!ROSÉ
WHAT DATING LISA WOULD BE LIKE
YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ROSÉ
+ BLOCK B
*SEX WITH PARK KYUNG
+ DAY6
*TENDER LOVE AND AFTERCARE [BRIAN/YOUNG K SMUT]
DATING DOWOON
+ PENTAGON
WHAT DATING WOOSEOK WOULD BE LIKE
+ SHINee [NO LONGER WRITING FOR]
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH MINHO
LIVING WITH BESTFRIEND!KIBUM
SECRETLY DATING WHEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY KISS YOU IN FRONT OF CAMERAS
SINGING A ROMANTIC BALLAD WITH THEIR CRUSH
THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON THE SAME IDOL
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH SHINee
THEIR REACTION TO YOU CRYING
BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH TAEMIN
GROWING UP WITH TAEMIN
YOUR CHILD CALLS HIM DAD
+ TWICE
*WHAT DATING JIHYO WOULD BE LIKE
FIRST KISSES WITH TWICE
STUCK IN TRAFFIC WITH TWICE
*SEX WITH MINA (TWICE)
+ GIRLS GENERATION [SNSD]
DATING TIFFANY
THEY FIND A GUY NAKED BY ACCIDENT
THEY FIND TAENY KISSING ROMANTICALLY
SOMEONE FLIRTS WITH THEIR SECRET GIRLFRIEND
THEIR BEST FRIEND IS HEARTBROKEN OVER A BOY
+ MAMAMOO
THEY ARE JEALOUS
AND THEN… [MOONBYUL SMUT] [2]
+ SEVENTEEN
YOU’RE A TRAINEE UNDER PLEDIS
SUCK IT UP [JUN ANGST/FLUFF]
“IT’S TIME” [CHAN FLUFF]
*SEX WITH MINGYU
+ VIXX
THEIR GF HAS WAVY/CURLY HAIR
TELLING THEM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX
+ ASTRO
REACTION TO YOU SQUISHING THEIR CHEEKS
SNAPS
SANHA X CUTE
+ 2NE1
YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON CL
+ SISTAR
BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND IN SCHOOL
+ X1
GOING THROUGH A HAUNTED HOUSE WITH BF!HANGYUL
T.V. SERIES:
TWD
TELLING CARL YOU LOVE HIM
TEEN WOLF
SCOTT MCCALL
UNDERCOVER IDIOTS [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]
DEREK HALE
INDISCREET JEALOUSY
COME ON CINDERELLA
*SOLID ALIBI
I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS
DON’T DRINK THE ORANGE JUICE
THE MURDER OF THE BETRAYER [PART 1] [PART 2]
ISAAC LAHEY
I HAPPEN TO LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU
I’LL TAKE THAT CHANCE
STILES STILINSKI
VALENTINE’S DAY
PRANK WAR
TVD
DAMAN SALVATORE
VICTORIAN ERA ROMANCE
~FINDING OUT ABOUT YOUR ANOREXIA
SUPERNATURAL
DEAN
HUNTING HAS ITS PERKS
PROPOSING TO YOU
BLUSH
BANDS:
5SOS
BLURBS:
ASHTON IRWIN
FRATBOY! ASHTON
CALUM HOOD
ROUND TWO
MICHAEL CLIFFORD
LATE NIGHT
BIRTHDAY AU MEME (AKA MY VERY FIRST IMAGINE EVER ON THIS BLOG)
LUKE HEMMINGS
WHAT DATING LUKE WOULD BE LIKE
IMAGINES:
CALUM HOOD
*SAVING WATER
4/4
HE FINDS OUT YOU’RE REALLY TICKLISH
1D
HARRY STYLES
I’LL BE THOR
MOVIES:
THE OUTSIDERS
SODAPOP
~SODAPOP FINDING OUT ABOUT YOUR DEPRESSION
THE AVENGERS
THOR
BEING ABLE TO LIFT THOR’S HAMMER
YOUTUBE
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH DAN AND PHIL
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