the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

see and be seen

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already

i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

Knowledge is empowering

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Every piece of dogshit art makes the world a better place to live. Better to create poorly than not at all.

your email finds me ripped apart by wolves

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good