legit if i could i would be a big titty goth gf like no questions asked

When ppl will create a "curvy" girl character and get pretty much the whole body's proportions right, obviously they're putting emphasis on bust/hips but it seems like it's being executed well--- except that they completely, fully, and deliberately, skip the stomach entirely. Just nothin there. Not even a whisper. I'm like. Just sack up, make it make sense and be honest with yourself by making it official and say it's canon that they got a tummy tuck. You cowardly ass, yellow bellied, wet brained, upside-down dog mouthed dirty bitch.

"No, no, no - You're young. You have the right to explore. You're Black in a country that will try to convince you you ain't shit. You're gay, and your own people may never accept you."

Marcus and Jerome - Fellow Travelers 1.08.

HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THE UPCOMING NEWSS 👹👹👹

man, it's a good thing they stopped doing the episode 7 SSRs, because I'm really low on keys and gems right now and --

OH NO

of the many injustices put forth toward the show by fans i think the most overall damaging and telling of a complete lack of critical viewership is the idea that sam riegel builds his characters with nothing more than the bit in mind. like you are only telling on yourself if you think characters like scanlan shorthalt and veth brennato are one-dimensional and depthless

Had to explain to my parents last night that women don’t pee out of their vaginas. And then they just didn’t believe me!!! My mother kept saying that she knows she only has two holes (?????????) until my dad made everyone move on.

more of that pretty smile~🎃

I seen that you are taking request for smut right now and was wondering if you could do a hc where jake has a gag kink? If not I totally understand

-🔮

ngl i think he'd quite like this 🤭

also no worries ty for requesting lovely!

• maybe not as a primary form of foreplay, but more a little playful element that makes things all the more intimate

• it's worth remembering that jake's really a soft!dom, maybe partial to some backtalk and tackles to the ground as you try and establish some short-lived dominance over him, but ultimately he calls the shots likely using his cliche daddy voice

• therefore, gagging will just be another kind of manner in which he can illustrate just how much power he has over you, through a more physical means;

• it could be through taking his throbbing lengthy cock deep into your mouth, but arguably, his long thick blue fingers down your throat get to him more, because he gets the opportunity to see it up close

• i think jake's just interested in seeing how far you'll go to please and impress him, as in spite of the disproportionate power dynamic, he too prioritises new tricks and wooing his partner over other things like sadism, punishment or selfish desires *cough* unlike catboy quaritch *cough*

• e.g., when you crawl into his lap on your hands and knees, getting comfortable through some light grinds and gyrating of your hips, jake'll be more than intrigued to figure out what today's effort will be

• when you begin to nuzzle softly into his strong, muscular chest, rubbing the soft flesh of your cheeks against his collarbones and neck, only to lightly gaze up at him, he'll soon catch on; as you're doing little but intertwining with his fingers, playing gently with the tips, as you suck your bottom lip in what can only be described as poorly-hidden anticipation

• opening your mouth slowly, maybe even sticking your long pink tongue out, jake's mind immediately goes to some form of oral; be it fingers or cock, he's likely game to experiment - especially as you've plucked up the courage to so confidently show your needs through such a slutty, erotic expression

• jake'll snake one arm around your hips, maybe groping the soft round of your ass, while the other lightly strokes your chin and cheek; cupping your jaw ever so gently, he'll let out a "...babygirl..*tsk*...want 'em inside, huh? of course you do, uh-huh, take it in for me, that's it..sweet girl.", as he slides his middle finger into the wet warmth of your mouth

• slowly thrusting it in and out, his eyes glazing over in lust at your expression; eyebrows raised, eyes almost sleepy from the intimacy and softness of his movements, tongue gently moving up and down under the weight of his finger; your mouth still agape, as little whines and needy moans spill from your lips

• he'll bite his lip in arousal, fangs almost nipping into the soft flesh; cock hardening, the veins pulsating as his tip begins to lightly drip at the lewd sight. jake's eyes will almost narrow, keening and focusing to better take in the view of your smaller frame in his arms, your hips now overtly grinding into his hardened erection beneath you

• adding another finger to your mouth, pushing them extra deep down your throat, the soft gags and gurgles around his lightly curled digits only rise the shared temperature between you; the smell of your sticky, slicked up pussy easily noticed by jake, as it drips past your cloth covered lips, and onto his flexing thigh below

• jake'll continue like that for a long while, if you let him; getting increasingly hot and aroused at the glucks and hitched groans that escape your mouth. he'll coax out your more depraved, whorish side for him though small phrases, "..mhmm, yeah, that's it pretty, take it deep for me.."

• "no, no, don't fight it..i want it all inside, take my fingers..take it all in, i know, i know it's deep..you can do it babygirl, c'mon..", his tell-tale smirks of amusement and thrill bubbling just under the surface at your actions

• he'll make sure to test you too, of course. he's ultimately a bit of a daddy, and therefore finds nothing sweeter than your need to impress and catch him off-guard with your sexual abilities;

• watching intently as your eyes twitch and flutter in badly-restrained discomfort, and your throat begins to convulse and gag at his unceasing motions, he'll only find it all more arousing; wetness beginning to build under your eyelashes, cast down at his larger fingers pumping rhythmically inside your mouth

• and of course jake'll likely commit it to memory for when he's especially horny later; tugging his hard, pulsating dick in his fist, watching the reams of hot, thick cum spurt from his tip at the mere thought of your babygirl behaviour

So I was asked to expand on the whole Jamil having a trauma response to Leona comment on my last post, aaand here's that.

(This pertains to chapter 6 btw, so spoiler warning)

(also it's very much sleep deprived rambling so sorry if it's, well, rambly)

First off, I'm operating under the assumption that he has cPTSD. Jamil has clearly been programmed since birth to always obey the Asims and act in their best interests, even at the expense of his own life. This is a boy who has been forced to eat poison to protect them and their assets, who's family was forced to let that happen, and who has been so desperate his entire life to escape that situation that he was willing to resort to murder and doom not just himself but his whole family which he is implied to care about. Which means if simply quitting was an option, he would have done so. So, you kinda have to infer that he and his family don't have a choice in this role, and there are severe enough consequences for disobedience that fucking up or refusing is a worse option than risking a slow painful death every time Kalim wants to eat something. And this is all stuff that's been depicted blatantly in canon, not even touching on the assumptions that could be made from there.

So that's the position Jamil is in. That is a traumatic situation. This is a guy who has been groomed for servitude and obedience since he was old enough to talk. These kinds of circumstances absolutely can lead someone to be triggered into subservience or other trained behaviors. That's just, a thing with trauma.

Now, with the Asims being one of if not THE most powerful merchant families in their country, one of the expectations of Jamil as their servant and especially as the attendant to their heir is to ensure good relationships with other rich and powerful families, especially royalty. This was shown in the fireworks event, where he states that as a prince, if Malleus came to any harm under his watch while a guest of the Asims, it could start an international conflict. These are incredibly high stakes, a misstep on Jamil's part could ruin the Asim family and potentially even endanger his country, and it's pretty strongly implied that he and his family would take the blame and suffer the consequences. Now, much like how wearing a company logo while at work makes your actions representative of your employer, Jamil serving the Asims 24/7 (and especially as the chaperone of their heir) means that he is representing their family At All Times. This is why he is forced to defer to Kalim in all aspects of life even outside of their country, part of his job is to make his employers look good, and there are consequences for not doing so. This means that anyone of high enough status to be significant to the Asims is someone who Jamil is required to be subordinate to.

Then, enter Leona. As a wealthy prince, he would be someone who Jamil is expected maintain good relations with at any cost to himself. With his position Leona could literally destroy Jamil's (and probably his family's) entire life with a single complaint to the Asims about his conduct. Like, he could do that with no actual cause just for fun, because the Asims are 100% going to take the side of a prince over an expendable servant. This means that one misstep or any backtalk from Jamil puts him at massive risk, it is entirely up to Leona whether or not he suffers for any of these actions, and while the audience knows Leona's personal morals would prevent him from actually doing that, Jamil does not.

THEREFORE (sorry this ended up so long), once Jamil was in a life threatening situation with Leona, it seems likely that all this programming and fear would manifest in desperately trying to protect him and follow orders the way he's always done for Kalim. To me, the way he snapped into bodyguard mode, and immediately complied with every one of Leona's bitchy commands (like giving him a hair ornament to throw away without question, and barely saying anything about it after), even while being humiliated and knowing he was less trained in magic, just comes off more like a trigger response than anything. Especially because I can't imagine that situation not being triggering, and I can't imagine him knowing any other way to respond.

one other thing that really makes me roll my eyes in dc fics is the insistence that the bats can take down anyone, even their most op teammates. like... you guys know a character doesn't have to be the most physically capable one in the room in order to be interesting or strong in their own right, right? look me in the eye. cass had to save tim from shrike. bane broke bruce's back. mind-controlled kon snapped tim's arm like a twig. trying to make them ~always~ able to counter even the most powerful opponents is so boring im sorry like they can and do lose fights sometimes, and that's interesting actually. they are all incredibly competent martial artists, yes! that doesn't mean they can win every single matchup. that's simply neither the point of nor the strength in their characters.

memes for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, 1x02: "I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom"

*SPOILERS*

I’m just…

Spinning out, waiting for ya to pull me in

I can see you're lonely down there

Don't you know that I am right here?

She said, "Give me a day or two"

Wishing I could be there for ya

Listennnnn. You don’t want me to do this lol. It’s a CONSTANT theme. I could talk about this for DAYS.

All of Holding on to Heartache? “I called you twice but then regretted it, and changed my number…??!!”

This is a conversation they’ve been having since 1D days, but more pointedly now that they’re solo. HS1? “Even my phone misses your call, by the way.” Fine Line- “it’s hard for me to come home and be so lonely.” Walls- “I cut you off because I didn’t know no better” and basically ALL of Defenceless lol. Don’t even get me started on Faith In The Future.

Anywho, I just noticed that Stede has his fingers tucked between Ed's knuckles, so I'll be thinking about that for a bit.

Me @ the beginning today's ep: Cool, cool, the fucking annoying love triangle again, no wait the fucking TWO love triangles. Well, let's hope that's not the most interesting thing happening today.

Me @ the ending of today's episode with like half the cast dead and Genosha burning: Can I see the love triangles again?

ten characters, ten fandoms, ten tags, borrowing from @annadream (yes, yes, I’m choosing more than ten characters and ten tags, shut up)

I've seen a lot of shows with lackluster finale, but never has the finale of a show actively ruined the rest of the series for me like Watching and Dreaming