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seemycee · 6 months

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|WHY I THINK NICKI MINAJ IS A VIRGO RISING AND NOT AN AQUARIUS RISING| 🧠✍🏾🤬💆🏾‍♀️

- so just like many celebrities nicki minaj’s birth time is unknown. many people have speculated she’s an aquarius rising due to her wearing eccentric outfits from 2010-2012 and the fact she would have an 11th house stellium to explain her fanbase and scorpio 10h to make her infamous. nothing else explaining her personality, career choice, why’s she’s a talented rapper, or her childhood. so i’m going to explain why i think she’s a virgo rising and before somebody starts foaming at the mouth these are just my opinion and ideas, not FACT! (also i prefer old rulership but neptune, pluto, and urnaus will be used)

4TH HOUSE IN SAGITTARIUS: 🏡✈️🏚️

- nicki minaj was born in trinidad on december 8th, 1982 making her a sagittarius sun. her mother and father left trinidad sometime while she was a toddler to establish a new life in america. leaving her and older brother jelani in the care of her grandmother. when she was 5, her parents sent for her and her brother and they quickly moved to the u.s where they lived in a two family home. nicki minaj’s mother carol owned this two family home and the family lived upstairs but had to eventually move downstairs which was smaller in order to rent out the upstairs to families to make ends meet. eventually the house was burnt down by nicki’s father. nicki minaj spent a great deal of her childhood creating characters to escape the reality of the world she was living in at the time. her father was abusive towards her mother due to him becoming victim of the crack epidemic of the 1980s.

- nicki minaj has uranus in her 4h and in modern day astrology uranus represents sudden changes. so it being in her 4h (home) manifested in her domestic life constantly changing. her 4h being ruled by sagittarius could be seen as an indication of why she emigrated from trinidad to the u.s since sagittarius is known as the traveler in astrology and the 4h represents the home. nicki minaj’s father being a drug addict and her using made up characters and living in a fantasy land to combat her fathers erratic behavior. can be seen by the presence of neptune in the 4h and it being conjunct her 10h (father) ruler (mercury) since neptune rules over delusions (fantasy land) and addictions (crack addiction). might i add nicki minaj too has also battled with addiction and that would make sense aswell because neptune would also be conjunct her chart ruler (mercury) and neptune is very prominent in charts of people prone to addictions.

- nicki minaj is a homebody she prefers to be in the comfort of her home and in the presence of her family. she has expressed over the years how she doesn’t like to attend industry events to barbz dismay who constantly want her to be at fashion shows or at different award shows. she even famously said in her song freedom “i’m not into fake industry parties or fake agendas”. ice spice recently even said while filming the barbie world video with nicki minaj she had her whole family in the trailer with her all day and a year prior coi leray said the same thing while shooting the blick blick video. i personally think this is because she has a great chunk of her core planets in her 4h (sun, moon, mercury, & venus) especially her venus cause that indicates a strong love for her family and sun (self) is tied to her family since it’s sitting the 4h. also 4h people tend to not like being “out there” cause it’s makes them uncomfortable. which makes sense cause most of their planets would be opposite the mc which is opposite the ic which is in the 4h. whatever is conjunct your ic you do not feel comfortable showing with the public (mc). which also makes sense for nicki minaj who hasn’t even shared the name of her child with the public.

- nicki minaj also has shown a great love for her homeland trinidad despite living their very briefly. that can also be a manifestation of sun in the 4h, cause people with this placement tend to be very patriotic or in other words proud of their homeland. also her mercury cause that rules over communication and since its sitting in her 4h it would make sense for her to love to talk about where she’s from.

3RD HOUSE IN SCORPIO: 🗣️🤬🧠

- okay so i never understood why people call virgo risings rude until i learned about them having 3h in scorpio. as we know scorpio is traditionally ruled by mars and mars isn’t a very loving or nurturing planet, in-fact it’s very aggressive and domineering. so virgo rising tend to be very blunt and straightforward with communicating, not really caring if they hurt people’s feelings or not. especially when they’re bothered by someone or something these mars ruled 3rd housers will smite you with their words. they can also have a problem with pushing their ideas and opinions on to people, kinda having a my way or the highway attitude about it. also they tend to be very dirty minded individuals once you get to know them, cause mars also rules over sexual desires. but even with all that being said people tend to value what virgo rising have to say constantly coming back for their opinions even if it’s not what they wanted to hear.

- I feel like this resonates so much with nicki minaj cause everytime she speaks her mind people are automatically put off. often labeling her as rude, a b*tch, and egotistical. she even famously said “if i am assertive, im a b*tch” on her my time now documentary. last year (2022) nicki was on live two separate times with two female rappers (coi leray and jt of the city girls) giving them career advice. literally after both lives, clips were being posted online and people were speaking about how nicki spoke to them, making her seem as if she were being condescending to them. those girls took nicki minaj’s advice and their careers flourished. coi leray no longer had thin skin dealing with the public and stopped letting them hinder her from releasing music. jt built a brand outside the city girls, even dropping a solo single that she was afraid to drop cause she didn’t feel confident standing alone.

- nicki minaj is also known for asking explicit questions when she’s doing queen radio or just being on live with people. recently she asked kai cenat what his favorite position was. 😭

9H IN TAURUS: 🎤🎨🎭

- nicki minaj attended la laguardia high school of music & art and performing arts from 1996-2000. she originally wanted to be a singer but failed her singing audition for the school but got in due to her passing the drama audition.

the 9h rules over higher education but astrologers do debate if high school should be categorized in the 3h or 9h. so again take everything i say with a grain of salt.

- i think this is really self explanatory but her going to school (9h) originally for singing (taurus) just makes a lot of sense. cause the sign taurus is venus ruled and venus rules over all arts.

- also minaj has a venus ruled 2h (libra) and that can show a beautiful singing voice but quality of her singing is afflicted due to the presence of pluto here.

TALENT AND HOBBIES:🤹🏽‍♀️🎨✍🏾

- nicki minaj is a talented rapper known for her complex lyrics and many different styles of rap. wether she’s being sexually explicit, dissing her rivals, being emotionally vulnerable, or just being boastful. she’s able to do it all. she’s even dabbled outside of the “hip-hop” sound incorporating many different genres of music in her artistry.

- so let’s go back to the 3h since it rules over all forms of communication even writing. a lot of writers have a prominent 3h because the 3h deals with the mind. to be a writer it takes a lot brainstorming to come up with different ideas to write about. nicki minaj has jupiter and saturn in the 3h. with jupiter the planet of expansion in here, i can see somebody who has a lot going on in their mind and is very knowledgeable when it comes to knowing things. nicki minaj is a rapper and she constantly makes references to people, places, and things. with saturn being here aswell i can see that communications wasn’t something she was good at when she first started but over time she got better with it. this can definitely be seen throughout her career with all her different musical efforts. she even spoke about how lil wayne used to get mad with her cause she would take days to write verses (slow moving saturn). eventually nicki minaj learned how to write verses within one studio session.

- then the ruler of her 3h (mars) is in her 5h (creativity, talent, hobbies). which can show he she expresses her creativity through her writing (rapping). since her 3h ruler also shares rulers with the 8h she can transforms herself through her writing since the 8h rules over transformation. which makes sense cause nicki minaj often transforms herself into different alter egos when performing her raps. it can also explain why she’s sexually charged in her music since the 8h deals with sex and so does her 8h ruler that is situated in the 5h. also nicki minaj didn’t take rapping seriously at first, it was a hobby of hers that she later turned into a career. lastly since mars is associated with anger, confidence, combativeness, and competitiveness. it shows why nicki minaj disses her enemies in her raps and why she continues to remind her competitors why she’s the reigning queen of hip-hop.

- also something i wanted to add since we’re talking about the 3h and 5h. nicki minaj did two songs with ice spice who is a confirmed virgo rising (via herself). she’s also a capricorn sun and mercury. both those planets fall into nicki’s 5h of creativity, making it easy for nicki to collab with her multiple times. also she said what drew her to ice spice was her voice (mercury) and individuality (sun)

6H & 10H: 👩🏾‍💼🏆✨

- nicki minaj began her rap career apart of a group called the “hoodstarz” in 2003. they were your run of the mill rap group following the rap trends of that time even minaj having a more aggressive rap delivery reminiscent of females rappers she listened to in the 90s (lil kim, foxy brown, queen latifah, ect). during the time in the group minaj had been offered pre-written lyrics which minaj constantly rejected. her reasoning was because she never wanted anyone to be able to say they wrote for her, like past female rappers and the simple fact that rappers are suppose to write their own raps. to this day minaj still stands on this belief and it has become intertwined with her career.

- in 2007 nicki minaj released her first mixtape entitled “playtime is over”, where she began rapping in a more feminine & seductive tone of voice with sexually charged lyrics. which wasn’t uncommon in female rap at the time but minaj’s delivery is what set her apart from her peers who used a more aggressive approach. after, minaj worked on and released two mixtapes where she started introducing alter egos one being called “nicki lewinsky” the name being a play on monica lewinsky who is notoriously known for engaging in sexual activities with president bill clinton. this alter ego was just nicki minaj being sexually explicit. another being the “harajuku barbie” later known as just “barbie” is minaj super hyper feminine side often rapping in a prissy voice and rapping about things that would be seen as boujee. this alter ego is famously tied to the nicki minaj brand, often associating her with the doll of the same name and the color pink.

- minaj gained a social media following which eventually led to her being signed by young money entertainment. prior to this minaj was offered deals in which she turned down because she didn’t want to sign a 360 deal, a deal that is famously known to hinder artist finically and restrict them artistically.

- after signing minaj began working on her debut album and doing features. in which she famously debuted her rap alter ego “roman” who she describes as a gay man that lives inside her who wants to attack everyone. through this alter ego minaj lets out her aggression, often using this alter ego to bash critics and diss her enemies.

- also during this time, minaj started wearing outfits that were unconventional for a hip-hop artist and deemed as “camp”. minaj has never explained why she wore these outfits i’m guessing it was to garner attention. she herself despises her look from that era of her career. lastly minaj started dabbling in other genres of music and gaining more success from doing so. she famously is known for her crossover rap/pop music which at the time alienated her from the hip-hop community cause it was seen as something taboo.

- minaj has become the highest selling/most successful female rapper ever. having the most chart entries on the hot 100 among female rappers, a diamond single, and all 4 of her studio albums certified platinum or higher. her career didn’t just stay in music, minaj has dipped her hands in many pots. from acting to voice acting, from having multiple clothing lines to having multiple perfume lines, and from owning an alcoholic beverage to owning a gaming app. she even appeared as a judge on the tv show american idol. minaj has done it all and continues to expand her brand.

- if nicki minaj was a virgo rising she would have aquarius in the 6h which could explain her unconventional approach to female rap which would be her job. her 6h ruler (saturn) is in the 3h which shows a constant need of mental stimulation in her workplace. i feel like that shows with nicki minaj constantly coming up with new ideas for her genre bending music. i also feel as though the aquarius 6h shows why minaj is against ghost writers and 360 deals, cause these are forms conforming. the sign aquarius is often associated with being rebellious, and unconventional which is a major theme in nicki minaj’s career and daily life.

- minaj’s mc would possibly be in gemini and that just fits her so much. the signs gemini is associated with communication cause it’s ruler mercury. so people with a gemini mc’s often have careers that allow them to use their voice. nicki minaj is a rapper with her mc ruler (mercury) conjuct venus which explains why she chose a career in music, after all rap is “rhythm and poetry”. gemini is a mutable sign and mutable placements are able to adapt and change. the sign gemini is often associated with the saying “jack of all trades, master of none” due to the sign’s love of learning many different subjects. so this can speak to nicki minaj dabbling in many different ventures outside of music.

- also her mc, ascendant, and ascendant ruler are all in mutable signs (gemini,virgo, sagittarius). minaj is constantly changing her look, sound, and public persona with each era of music.

- i forgot to mention above but minaj is constantly being misunderstood by the public, resulting in her being controversial. this is probably due to her mc ruler (mercury) being opposite her mc in its detrimental sign of sagittarius.

11H IN CANCER: 🫂🌙✨

- the 11H in astrology deals with friends, fans, influence, manifesting, technology, financial gains, social networking, and many many many more things.

- nicki minaj’s fans are notoriously known for being vicious towards anyone who speaks ill on nicki minaj. this makes sense cause nicki minaj’s 11h is in cancer and cancer is ruled by the moon, so her fans would want to nurture and protect her. her moon is in an exact trine with mars which can show her fans more toxic and aggressive approach to defending her. it can also show why nicki minaj was able to build a fan base through social media (myspace) cause again her 3H ruler (mars) is in trine with her 11th house ruler and the 3h rules social media in astrology.

- her 11h ruler is also in the 1h. i feel as though this can be interpreted as nicki minaj gaining popularity and influencing others with her appearance. nicki minaj had everybody and their mothers wearing pink streaks in their hair and rocking barbie chains. she also infamously influenced a trend in female rap where female rappers get their bodies done to be more appealing. recently nicki wore crocs in a ig photo and increased croc sales by 4,900%. another example of a female artist with this placement would be madonna, who is a rumored virgo rising. madonna’s style had so much influence during the 1980s, which led to time magazine writing an article about it and coining the phrase “madonna wannabe”.

- minaj would also have her northnode in the 11h as well. this makes sense cause the northnode represents your life’s purpose and it being in her 11h indicates how she was suppose to impact society. nicki minaj’s career showed record labels how marketable female rappers can be after them giving up on signing female rappers prior to minaj’s debut. this has led to record labels signing multiple female rappers even one label atlantic records trying to sign female rappers to go against minaj.

- outside of female rap, in 2016 nicki minaj won a case that allowed artist’s streams to count towards their album sales and single sales. allowing artist old or new, to receive certifications for their work.

APPEARANCE: 💇🏾‍♀️👁️🫦

- before i jump into the appearance i wanted to state that nicki minaj did get her body done but not her face. she also got her body done because she felt insecure seeing all the women lil wayne had around in the studio who had big butts. lil wayne would talk about big butts to other men around her all the time. so she felt like she wasn’t desirable cause she didn’t have a big butt. this makes sense cause lil wayne would have a stellium in her 2h (sun, mercury, saturn) and in astrology the 2h deals with self esteem so people who have placements here can literally make you feel unstoppable or make you feel like complete shit. she also has her chart ruler (mercury) conjunct neptune, making it prominent in her chart and neptune prominent people are more likely to get surgery.

- also, not all virgo rising dress alike. we’re not all trying to look like a librarian who lives in a cabin. ice spice, kurt kobian, and chole bailey are all virgo risings do they look like librarians?!!?! so whoever started that stereotype is not seeing the golden gates. if you want to see somebodies aesthetic it’s best to look at their venus sign.

- so virgo rising tend to have diamond shape heads

- dainty facial features with the nose being the most prominent feature

- expressive eyes

- youthful appearance

- defined face especially the jaw but not harshly defined, some say its like if you gave a baby facial structure

- high cheek bones

- symmetrical features

- proportional body

so below i’m gonna include pictures of nicki minaj from her 20s which is considered your physical prime before you start aging

|IN CONCLUSION|

- we don’t know what nicki minaj’s rising sign at the moment but i will bet money it’s not a damn aquarius rising. i was looking at the charts of her lovers and husband and their placements would make sense in this hypothetical chart i’ve made so i might make a post about that. - seemy 💕

#zodiac #astrology #astrology observations #virgo rising #astro notes #astrology placements #astro community #nicki minaj #astrology tumblr #barbz

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apothecaryforwearysouls · 3 months

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Utborim likes to bust out crazy training Sims from his old BoS days for the boys. Especially given how prevalent group combats are in the wastelands. He is really adept with facing multiple opponents and will often have the 3 sweetie pies come at him at once. Talking and teaching while dodging blows and knife strikes. Showing them spots to disable power armor etc.

Now this might be completely wrong but I like to imagine Angelus having alot of Raider combat styles given his past. Uth would definitely have him lean into aspects of that. Raiders are great at ambushes and overwhelming force, he'd 100% show him ways to utilize that on a grander scale and how to fill in the gaps. Uth would also love to do up close hand to hand with him let Angelus really hone his vicious style.

Now for Jelani he understands how distance is important to him so he would focus on small arms fire/spotter type training. Helping keep Angelus covered and protected without letting anyone get close! Alot of accuracy type training, moving targets, ect. Just in case any asshole did get close Uth would show him all kind of pressure point holds and the like. Ways to dominate an opponent to maintain control!

Now for his sweet hubby it would be all types of ways to combine their combat styles to flow with each other. I'm talking rolling off each other's backs/handing off weapons to one another with switf fluid movements. Very action movie. Especially so they can be comfortable using each other's gear if push comes to shove! Becoming even closer as partners and lovers!

#<3 #fallout #my oc #friends ocs #i adore these boys so damn much #i cant get enough of them #thinking about their family dynamic #and how they influence each other!#<333

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saphushia · 1 year

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Ooooh my two favorite things: one piece and playlist making. Here's a couple for you:

Punk Rock Loser -Viagra Boys (Law)

Littlebitwild-Golden Vessel, Mallrat (Luffy & Ace)

Marigold- Jelani Aryeh (THE Luffy song, especially after Wano)

Last Man On Earth -Anna Bates (Brook)

Pacific-Chase Petra (Robin)

Comfort Eagle- CAKE (Strawhats, Ennis Lobby specific)

The Sun Is Often Out- Patrick Wolf (Luffy & Ace, post Marinford)

Twenty Something Socialist- The Crystal Casino Band (Sabo, Revolutionary Army)

Bilgewater- Brown Bird (Zoro, towards Luffy as a first mate)

Imma just gonna plug the playlist me and my friends have been finely curating for three years, happy song hunting!:

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5gYVzlRCi5IFeZmHEvbk71?si=DLVsNekeRlacIiW_8mGMqw&dd=1

ok first of all. i have to tell you how excited i got when i thought you were recommending a song called viagra boys as law-coded before i realized that was the band sdfgkbdsfg. that said!! this fuckssss holy shit. and pacific!! ouuugh that's a good one. and oh... oh the sun is often out... ouuuugh <takes damage> <takes damage> <takes damage> and 20 smth socialist!! that goes on the playlist for sure hehe

oxygen -by- abbot (law / lawlu) Joyboy -by- Fiddlehead (ace & luffy) Boomerang -by- Royal Republic (luffy) Colors -by- Trocadero (strawhats (i don't have a brook song TT-TT)) Mouthpiece -by- Dan Mangan + Blacksmith (robin) Another Night on Mars -by- The Maine (strawhats) Running Through the Flames -by- Bleeker (ASL (out of ace and luffy specific)) Dirty -by- grandson (sabo) Mi Capitan -by- Kiltro (Zoro @ Luffy / Zolu)

#i'll listen to the playlist another time ^-^#tune trade #jojococomo

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expirednostalgia · 9 days

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[ mason gooding, cis man, he/him ] — whoa! MARCUS THOMPSON just stole my cab! not cool, but maybe they needed it more. they have lived in the city for 10 YEARS, working as a BAKER AT BAKE MY DAY. that can’t be easy, especially at only 27 YEARS OLD. some people say they can be a little bit FOOLHARDY and ABSENTMINDED, but i know them to be ALTRUISTIC and SANGUINE. whatever. i guess i’ll catch the next cab. hope they like the ride back to QUEENS!

Quick Stats !

FULL NAME: Marcus Thompson

NICKNAME: N/A

AGE: 27

DATE OF BIRTH: December 1st

GENDER: Cis Man

PRONOUNS: He/Him

SEXUALITY: Bisexual

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single

PLACE OF BIRTH: Fresno, CA

CURRENT RESIDENCE: Parkdale Apartments, Queens, NY

OCCUPATION: Baker @ Bake My Day

AESTHETIC: Flour clinging to your skin and clothes, sunbeams peaking through your curtains, long conversations on the floor at 2am, never really knowing what's going on around you, the taste of sugar on your tongue, trying something new and being okay with failing, the feeling of a breeze on a hot summer day, forgetting your own needs

▷ currently playing —— I'M IN LOVE BY JELANI ARYEH.

Bio !

The only child born to a young couple, Marcus had a fairly normal childhood, with nothing extraordinary standing out to him. Although his house was never full of siblings to keep him company, he never felt lonely as he was always striking up conversations with other kids and making friends fast.

Always running around with his friends or spending time with his grandparents whenever they visited or when he visited and stayed with them in the summer, he was hardly ever present for the arguments his parents would get into, leading him to think things were fine between them.

It was a bit of a shock then when the pair decided to divorce when he was around seventeen. Everything moved pretty fast and before he knew it, he was living with his mom on the other side of the country where his grandparents lived. Still confused about the whole thing, he spent more time with his grandparents, particularly his grandma who he had always enjoyed baking with.

Marcus attempted to go to a local community college following graduating from high school, but ended up dropping out after two semesters. School had never been something excelled in or something that brought him much joy. He worked some odd jobs following dropping out until he landed a job at Bake My Day.

Some time after settling into a job he loved and getting a place of his own, he met his now ex-fiancee and quickly fell head over heels. After being together for a while, the two became engaged and he was ecstatic. Unfortunately, everything ended with him being left at the alter.

These days he's still working a job he loves and is just trying to figure out the rest of his life.

Misc. !

Great baker, horrible chef. One of life's greatest mysteries will forever be how this man is great at the one that requires more precision and horrible at the one where you can wing it a bit more.

Speaking of, apologies to fellow Parkdale residents, the fire department has been called out a couple times while he's cooking. But he makes up with it by giving the people on his floor free sweets when he bakes so...ya win some and ya lose some.

Head empty, no thoughts but he means well so it makes up for it - most of the time. Occasionally it leads to unexpected shenanigans.

The type of friend to be like "remember to take care of yourselves, guys!!" while completely forgetting to take care of one of his own basic needs ajfdshgfv

Genuinely believes there's good to be found in everyone and is the type of person to give out waaaay too many chances. In general has a positive outlook no matter what happens and tries to bounce back quick after disappointments even if it means not fully dealing with the issue.

Super affectionate, the type of person to platonically cuddle and hold hands + just randomly let his friends know they mean the world to him. Generally it's a great thing, but paired with his obliviousness, it occasionally makes certain relationships confusing.

Very go with the flow, just wants to enjoy life and not stress over too much.

Wanted Connections/Plots !

Childhood Friends: People he would have befriended during the summers he came to the city to stay with his grandparents.

Voice of Reason: Since Marcus isn't really one to think anything through, he definitely could use a friend to be his voice of reason. I imagine this is probably the person whose couch he slept on for a bit after he got stood up at his wedding + maybe give him some advice + tough love when it comes to all things involving his ex.

Chaotic Duo: The exact opposite vibes as the voice of reason. Whenever the pair hangout they seem to share one braincell and exclusively make poor decisions but at least they're having fun, right??

Rebounds: Marcus still isn't 100% sure what he wants romantically moving forward so there may have been a couple confusing/messy dates or one night stands following the ending of his very serious long-term relationship.

Neighbors: He lives in the Parkdale Apartments and I just think this could be a fun connection because he's sort of unintentionally a menace of a neighbor to have. Like is he going to get the fire department called out there again, drop off a sweet treat to his neighbors, or blast Linger by The Cranberries late at night.

Ex Fiancée: She got cold feet and stood him up at the altar, ending their 4 year relationship. He'd be lying if he said he didn't still have big confusing feelings about her and the entire situation.

I will probably come back to this and add more unique connections for him but for now here are some general connection ideas <3 (also open to anything so if you have any ideas please throw them my way!)

#boroughs.intro #˖ ࣪ . ࿐ ♡ ˚ . marcus thompson ⟢ intro

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hshqgossip · 1 year

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SPOTTED! SPECIAL EDITION: new year’s eve, kinshasa

CHASING THAT FAME, HE STAYED THE SAME

may you live in interesting times. proximity to the equator results in warmer temperatures, and let’s just say the program DELIVERED this new year’s eve. should it be described as starting off with a bang? there was…a LOT of discussion and conduction of sexual activity. the only thing that surprised me was the lack of a menagé a trois this time. i suppose 2023 is the year of getting cuffed - with only a single pair of handcuffs. vanilla readers, beware. ahead lies all the naughty and nice the world’s elite got up to last night… it’s a long one babes, strap in for some sex, drugs and rock’n’roll bc the only resolutions this group can keep are the ones they don’t make xoxo 💋

ALL OF ME CHANGED LIKE MIDNIGHT

🌐 the headlines.

🚺 2023 Biel Political Agenda: Charity for Women 🚺

inspired by all star feminist hafiz, biel very charitably kissed gwen

furthermore, he and ex-fiancé effie are in discussion for collaboration on 🍆 👉a charitable joint venture 👌🍑

👱 European Blondes vs. Westerosi Lannisters: Spot the Difference!👱

can we blame ari for getting it on with her ex-fiancé bash (blue eyed blonde blue balled by blue eyed blonde, say that five times fast fanni) instead of her boo beau? no.

can we blame her for watching biel and copying him? ew, yes.

can we blame barbie for also watching him? ALSO, yes.

so we already know effie doesn’t mind leaving doors unlocked, but it must run in the family because older sister catherine enjoys the same exhibitionist thrill in cars

💥 Top Fails of NYE 💥

nominee #1…hafiz! our favorite hottie with a body baby had a rough night. friendship break up with fumiko 💔relationship break up with baby daddy?? all we know is that she spent most of the night as biel’s charity case, and midnight kissing miguel!

nominee #2….araya! there was no reason she needed to be BLINDED by those portuguese-scottish pasty asses bumping uglies rip to ur eyes queen 👁️👁️also maybe lost her bf unclear

nominee #3….gwen! after her pity kiss with biel, gwen turned to age old cure of bitching with bitches, whining with wine 🍷 just one problem. her bestie effie-fuckin-stuart just had her back blown out by biel 😩

and the winner is….aurel! after accidentally pushing his totally-casual-this-doesn’t-mean-anything-i-swear-my-broseph gf araya, bestie silje dumped aurel publicly by announcing it to the whole party. at least detention was served by certified milf (thnx to robbie) wiebke. who’s been a bad boy? 🐶

💄 gossip girl grades.

💯 Best Dressed 💯

alexander has women THROWING THEMSELVES at him?? what is it?? big dick?? known pussy eater?? man isn’t even 6’ tf - manon claimed to be engaged to him, ofc he thought she was a rabid fan - marisol kissed HIM instead of the fiancé she’d been doing lines with (click for live footage of her and arthur) - levente literally offered fanni’s hand in marriage plus a DOWRY 🐐🐐🐐 did the countdown take us back to 1723??

who doesn’t find round 3174374 of mwezi vs zulu hot (especially when minnie is wearing that dress) but we’re still waiting for their karaoke video 🎤🎤🎤

nadya romanova’s shoes and meixu’s dress. this is what i imagine was going thru uriah’s brain

no wonder jelani ended up with sol at midnight who wouldn’t want to unwrap that present 🎁

👙 Best Undressed 👙

my respect for the whore’s revenge dress

according to the norwegian princess, hans has some. very tasteful noods on his phone. uhhhh when will pax aeterna start wikileaking royal phones 🤤 these are the real issues!!

ok but also remember when silje wasn’t dressed as a nun

who else spent five minutes trying to figure out if sylvie’s underwear was visible or if it was just the design of the dress

honorable mentions:🦶ireti and ilija only need people to take their shoes off to get them horny 🦶 & andrew smartly suggesting skinny dipping to save outfits

⛔ Worst Dressed ⛔

lowkey one of barbie’s more blah looks, just bc ur married doesn’t mean u need to dress like ur sex life is over

dianna, i’m not mad. just disappointed. we both know you can do better.

yes, yes, i’m a slut for jelani 🙄 but! he’s RIGHT and he should say it! 👏👏👏 showing up in actual chains and s&m references was a bit too much klaus 😬

📈 2023 trends.

💊 MDMA >>> Weed 🌿

✨gwen and ana maria were really feelin it ✨

apparently it takes HARD DRUGS to get a family reunion with the jins. wish lixue had been wearing black like xiuying & meixu for an addams-family-esque reunion

sergi and an intoxicated matilde are open minded af and arnauld thought he could benefit from a fresh, young perspective…but the man is a fossil 🦴🦴🦴 the audacity to think matilde would open her legs for him 💀she has self respect

a very wet fanni 💦 ended up in a very wet arnauld’s bedroom after her happy pill. lmfao. honestly can’t tell who i pity more, the drunk has-been who can’t get pussy unless they’re high, or the attention-seeking coquette who’s willing to suffer through limp dick 🥒for the sake of validation 😇

we’ll get to levente in a moment

😇 Good Girls Going Bad 😈

yk what they say about church girls….let’s continue to keep up with the cröys real quick: - ines was exposed for the needy fuckhole she is (her husband’s words not mine 🙊) in front of experienced bad girls verona and catherine - olimpia and jelani got cozy….but he ultimately chose kebab pizza(??) and with her fiancé still mia, she chose to “rub elbows” with a different italian.

an early 00’s classic: the usa president’s daughter got wasted on shots, too bad bodyguards #1 and #2 weren’t around to help…omg there’s even one left over for ionie

did anyone get a final count of how many people éloa kissed in the first minute past midnight?

👠 DOMME MOMS 🥵 ( george & zhaohui ur time has come )

verona (olimpia’s milf-in-law if u forgot) has confirmed her domme instincts: she’s into cucking. to those of us who recall marcello crawling on the floor, this comes as no surprise 💅

sugar mommy!lixue 💸 made her sugar baby dress less provocative….but somehow that’s what got lixun going. so ig silje has herself a dom daddy too lol bets on whether silje finds ines’ kinks relatable?? 😛kristoffer seemed pretty pleased with the results, maybe he should consider submitting to lixue too ⛓️

klaus should be into this but…helena is not a milf technically oops should have gone w ana maria (thick thighs save lives 🫦 js she deserves a throne 👅)

🕊️MALEWIVES #simps4lyfe 💍

is max just like…super into preggo ladies? uh…thore should probably keep his plans for tekla on the DL for now 😶

speaking of whom, fucking finally! getting w the program! he should ask his dad if he knows anything about ‘ happy wife happy life ’

layla knows what i mean am i right 🍆

ronan obvs simps for maite, a++ for calling out nikolai for simping too

atm daisuke for hafiz, lmao - maybe they took a tip from verona re: cucking 😛

rip to freja who may be the only one losing a malewife, ig lucien feels things have gone a cock fuck suck cuck too far

anniversary tips from leobela: in a successful marriage the wife forgets to get a present and the groom buys expensive jewelry 🤑

the fact that the czar even showed up to this party! we assume credit goes to anneli’s tits 🍒being at eye level 👀the entire time

ennio will BECOME a malewife this year. manifesting for nat 🔮💍 👰

❌ Return of the Exes ❌

current count: biel/effie, ari/bash, farnauld

bets on gimi breaking up AGAIN since he p much told arnauld she’s his fwb…maybe barbie girl should take inspiration from irl barbie and take advantage of a norwegian-ken-doll or her western transdanubian serenader

omari is around…..but is checking out fumiko 👀

reggie/yasmin when?? manifesting for 2023 🔮like to charge, comment to cast

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i just looked over the character masterpost again and its just hitting me that evan is genuinely kind of cute <3 how often does the guy get hit on?

Oh stop, you're making him blush!

He gets flirted with quite a bit in the series actually. Unfortunately for him, it's usually women doing the flirting, and most of them are just after his money or something.

In "Lost and Found", we learn that a young guy named Mathias may have flirted with Evan when he was still living in Evangeline Kingdom. But to this day, Evan doubts the memory and believes he might have imagined it. Maybe Mathias was never interested in him at all...

Jelani hit on Evan with all the subtlety of a rhinoceros in "Evangelites Skip, Matuzans Sway". Evan was too dense to realize Jelani was interested until the dude was practically slobbing his knob though. He's not used to getting attention from men, especially attractive men of high status.

Alaine has always had a little crush on Evan, but she knows better than to chase a gay dude. She'll sneak a hug or a kiss from him when she can, but it's more of a playful gesture than a romantic one. Evan is aware of how she feels and these gestures don't bother him, he just feels bad that he can't return her affections.

Itchy also has a weird little crush on Evan, but it's purely physical. The comedy is that Itchy hates Evan, but also kind of wants to fuck him, so it's like that Squidward meme...

There are probably other instances in the series, but that's all I can think of at the moment!

Questions/Comments?

Lore Masterpost

#ask #askliterature #askevan

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thinking-about-gender-politics · 10 months

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Scenes through her eyes

Jonathan Levy x OC reader (?)

Made this book just because if I’m being honest. Just taking up a liking to writing as of recently so..yeah.

(No idea how many words but definitely over 1k)

Parents,

In truth, these were two people who met under seemingly odd circumstances. Was that not how everyone met? Under circumstances neither expected? That they’d be eternally bound together in love, sex and marriage. Years of consuming the same amount of space and oxygen in the same house had become overwhelming after years of fiery love. Needing something new was always the solution to their problem, was it not? If things seemed bleak over time, something new was in order to keep the relationship alive. What sort of fool came up with that to answer a problem such as that?

9 months and 2 weeks later, their issue was resolved. In the infant nursery, sat their beautiful baby girl. 7 pounds and 3 ounces, jet black locks, and eyes darker than a fresh bed of soil. Right out of her mother, it was obvious that she’d inherited her looks from her adolescent years. Her attributes were obvious enough to make a woman envious. But that would be nonsense, to be jealous of a baby, an infant. Her own mother..jealous of her daughter..that would be foolish to suggest, wouldn’t it? Well, not to Mrs. Jelani. It appeared that the old bitter woman was not exempt from experiencing these feelings toward her own daughter. In all fairness, her mother was crude, cruel, undeniable, unforgiving, strict and old-fashioned. If you knew her, it wouldn't be surprising that she could be so vindictive. Especially towards her own family, her own daughter.

Lisa’s childhood wasn't what one would call ‘normal’, but she wasn't considered a ‘normal’ child. Average children, in their early years cried when upset, prioritized sweets and toys over their education or development. Usually, children her age had to be told multiple times how to do the things she knew how. The girl wasn't an ‘average’ child. Nothing about her was so. She'd advanced past children her age, excelled at everything she invested herself in and prioritized learning all she could rather than spending time outside Not like she could anyway. Her entire family was composed of scholars.Her mother, the Harvard graduate and retired mathematic statistician along with her MIT graduate and economist father made sure Lisa would be as successful as them. They were hell-bent on it. When they realized the gifts she possessed at an early age, the two wouldn’t settle for anything less than utter success when it came to her academics.

It was damaging what they did to her. Pushing her past her limits and adding more to her plate of things to accomplish in their eyes. Day in and day out, wake up, work, pray, repeat, wake up, work, pray, repeat. It was a never ending cycle, and what outcome did they wish her to achieve. For so long, it never came to her. What do they want out of this? What do they want from her? What would they achieve from this? To be another pair of ‘proud’ parents that raised another devoted, Christian academic? There were quite a few of those in her family. Why did she need to be like the rest?

Why did she need to be satisfied with a life many others lived before her?

And while the girl had repeatedly asked herself that question, she only asked it aloud once. It took only one time to realizethat bringing her concerns to their attention was a mistake. Her mother exercised her 'right' to set her daughter straight. Making sure Lisa understood that there would be no tolerance of questioning their morals or ideals. They knew what was right for her. They knew what wasn't. Her parents only had her well-being at heart. By God, who was she asking that question? So she never did. Even so, the punishments her parents put her through never ceased to come. They simply arrived less often and were less severe when she didn't question them.

These actions resulted in her becoming cold, and unwelcoming to those around her. Lisa had grown up to be the exact person they wanted. Always playing by the book, always keeping her nose in the book. Over time, she enjoyed the silence of her surroundings. Require it even. Even though she never lacked words, she wasn't one to talk much. Preferring to keep her thoughts and concerns inside. Assuming there was no reason for her to voice them. Now while their plan seemed to work, she turned into the focused and calculated scholar they wanted, Their methods also raised an emotionally unavailable, detached and secretive woman. Her sharp wit had been assumed to work in their favor. Her silence, always taken as compliance. Yet, the second she had the chance, she chose to leave them behind. Lisa's conniving mind wasunderestimated.

Her approach to life had been molded by her experiences. She was determined to make the most of her newfound freedom, and use it to shape her own future. She would take her knowledge with her and find a better place to use it. She was determined to never be taken advantage of again. Her silence was not a sign of agreement, but a sign of rebellion. Her independence was her way of taking control and asserting her own power. Her mind had been overlooked and her heart had been forgotten. But ultimately, she gained the strength to stand up for herself and take back her power.

#jonathan levy fanfiction #oc x reader #notreallyselfinsert

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okmilli-sims · 10 months

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Old Friends

Blythe and Gianna head out to hang and Gianna bumps into an old friend...

Journey! Off-camera, Journey and Gianna went to prom as friends! Journey asked her because admittedly he’s had a maybe not so small crush on her, but as you know Gianna has been fooling around with Kaci and Tomi so she just wasn’t available. He thought asking her (as friends) would be chill and Gianna was happy to go with Journey. Not only would it piss off Jolene, but Journey is one of her closest friends and always a good time, so she knew the night would be eventful. They go downstairs to catch up.

They haven’t spoken a ton since graduation which was a few months ago. Everyone has been so busy, especially Gianna, she hasn’t had much time outside of classes and her family. Journey is enrolled at Foxbury too, but Gianna isn't on campus much so they never bump into each other. Journey is a history major and wants to be a teacher! He rents a house in Copperdale with fellow Preppy, Jelani, who Gianna is also good friends with. Gianna and Journey sit and talk for hours until it gets to the point where Blythe heads back home. The night is still young so they go to the Jazz/Comedy club up the street. The ambiance of the club gets them a bit...flirty...

After talking really closely and tons of sly flirting, Gianna leans in for a kiss, only to get REJECTED?! Journey pushes Gianna away, scoots over, and says maybe they should call it a night. Gianna is completely embarrassed by this and gets up and leaves after a hurried goodbye. She goes to the pub in Britechester and makes out with the first person she sees.

#TS4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 mm #ts4 legacy #ts4 simblr #ts4 black sims #black simblr #dreamer legacy gen 6 #dreamer legacy

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OMNISCIENT:

JUNE 14th 2023

2:45pm

"Terminal A : Flight Boarding To Dubai vegans Now Please Have Your Boarding Pass Ready"

Everyone Going To Dubai Began Gathering their Things Getting In The Correct Line In Order Of Their Passes , Salem Boards First Being A -5 She smiles and thanks the attendant going to her preferred window seat , she enjoyed watching the clouds it brings her a sense of calmness , She made sure her Laptop was on Airplane mode before the flight even began. She sent a short text to her mother telling her she loved her and would see her after her mini vacation. She was finally happy to get away from the toxic environment she was in .

Boarding Next Was Jelani Being In The Row Next to Her but 6 Seats Down He Made sure he had everything before getting comfortable he was planning to meet his homeboys down in Dubai for his Bestfriend Wedding , he was excited for the new experience and happy for his friend. He shot his bestfriend a text letting him know he was currently on the plane and was waiting for Take Off He'd Make it for the Wedding that is supposed to happen in Two Days .

Anais Boarded the Plane With His Girlfriend Excited for their One Year Anniversary they was going to Celebrate In Dubai He was Madly In Love with her , he Was Seated In The Third Row Over In the Middle Cuddled up next to his girlfriend " Jesus Anais , Give me a little space it's already so small on here I need to breathe you know ion like planes ."

"Sorry , you suggested Dubai mamas I was okay with driving to anywhere you wanted as long as you didn't fly" she sighed irritated with him " okay just let me rest okay ? I'm really sleepy I was up all night" he frowned " I thought you slept all night and that's why we couldn't fall asleep on the phone like we usually do" she sighed " I was sleep but I was anxious and was in and out of my sleep baby" he nodded giving her some space knowing how it could be to ride a plane for the first time .

Tremani Bobbed His Head to The Music He was Listening to as he found a seat Next to Jelani Getting Comfortable " Hey" he gave him a head nod " wassup ? This cool if I sit here ?" Jelani Nodded giving him the Okay . Tremani Was Going to Dubai to Spread His Grandma Ashes In the Ocean as her last dying wish , it was the least he could do for his favorite lady . He was hyped to be finally going somewhere instead of being home 24/7 when he wasn't working .

Baylene boarded the plane lastly sitting directly in the back closest to the bathroom , she knew she'd eventually get air sick so she was glad to have the seat in the back she wanted to get to Dubai for her Cousin wedding in two days that she promised she'd go to especially since her girlfriend was the maid of honor .

As everyone got seated and situated the Flight Attendant began to speak "On behalf of Emirates Airline, it is my pleasure to welcome you aboard flight 26874 with service to Miami ,Fl and continuing service to dubai. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all baggage underneath your seat or in the overhead compartments. We also ask that your seats and table trays are in the upright position for take-off."

As the flight attendant went off demonstrating safety protocols everyone made sure they were strapped in and safe for their flight , some people were anxious and some were excited for their new trip .

Once the plane began take off and was fully in the air , People began to unfasten their seatbelts getting comfortable watching whatever was on the tv and began getting small snacks from the flight attendants.

As time went on everything was going smoothly it wasn't until they were half way across the ocean when things went down south , " everyone fasten your seat belts please" everyone began to worry as the plan began to shake more and more .

Out of instinct Jelani grabbed Tremanis hand to keep himself sane , Salem began to pray , Baylene held tight to her seat as her nerves got the best of her , Anais strapped his sleeping girlfriend up and himself holding her hand tightly . No one knew what the outcome would be .

"EVERYONE BRACE FOR IMPACT" everyone began panicking throwing their oxygen mask on bracing for the oncoming impact .

Things happen so fast all you can hear are screams from different passages as the plane went down piece by piece of the plane broke off mid air crashing into a body of water right before the actual land of an unknown island, a lot of people died on impact from the blunt force trauma and the panic they went through .

Some Unknown time later 5 Passengers made it safely on Land swimming with what they could with a bunch of bumps and bruises panicking and afraid of the unknown.

#authors #urban fantasy #stranded #amateur writer #prologue #wattpad #neobook #urbanromance #allrightsreserved

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