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hyomaluvr · 1 year

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Itoshi Sae - NSFW Alphabet

cw // voyeurism, afab!reader, bdsm, objectification, non proof read

Aftercare: Even deep into your relationship, Sae is the silent affection type. His brother will budge after a bit and pamper his partner, but Sae will just silently throw a towel at your face and leave. You’re confused and a little sad, but he shortly after comes back with a water bottle and some aspirin. “Drink it.” You’re touched, but even more confused now. “What’s the medicine for, Sae?”

“So it’ll be easier for you to shake off the pain you’re gonna feel when you walk tomorrow.”

Body parts: He loves his dick honestly. It may sound arrogant and shallow, but in his defense, he’s got a nice one. When he takes any kind of suggestive picture rest assured it’ll be in a way that shows it off. Be it just being able to see it clearly in his sweats with his shirt of, or a picture of him fisting his cum covered cock. As for you, he loves your ass. If no one he cares about seeing is there he’ll grab your ass whenever. He’s not concerned about the press talking about it, but if Rin was there it’d be gross. Isagi Yoichi though…

Cum: Sae usually isn’t going to cum in you more than once. He doesn’t particularly even care if you swallow it. However if he’s mad or especially riled up by any teasing or bratty behavior, he’s cumming in you as many times as it takes before he’s satisfied, even if your sopping cunt is beginning to ache from all the orgasms he’s given you…

Dirty secret: The night he’d really come to terms with the fact that all he wanted to do with his spare time was be with you (so tepid…) was one he’d never forget. He was having such a damn good dream; playing a match that actually managed to rekindle that monster in his heart when all of a sudden he’s winning and you’re taking him back to his room and sitting on his face, praising him for what a good job he did. Your hands slid down his length while he was buried in your folds, eating you like a starved man. It wasn’t until he woke up that he realized his boxers were…sticky? Shit, he really couldn’t get out of this one.

Experience: Sae’s slept with plenty of girls. He’s never felt a single thing for them though, and he’s never felt particularly lustful towards them. Porn did it for him sometimes, but it wasn’t great. However when he’s gotten to you, it just pisses him off how unreasonably down bad is for you.

Favorite position: Anything on top. Doggy, missionary, practically bear hugging you as he fucked you from the back— you name it. He also likes positions that make him carry you. He likes to work for it a little bit.

Goofy: Of course Sae is serious during sex, is anyone surprised? However if you tease him too much he’ll have fun putting you in your place. So while it’s pretty serious for you, Sae is elated, laughing sadistically over top of you.

Hair: He’s messily trimmed. Decently well groomed in general but doesn’t shave that often.

Intimacy: Sae’s a very intimate person with you, and it’s mostly for selfish reasons. You’re the only person who’s ever made him feel this good, and it just feels better and better when you’re pliant and sweet under his hands. Still, there are times that are different than the others. Making love happens when Sae earnestly, truly needs you to feel him reaching to your heart. It’s a gentle reminder that he’s always here and that you were the one person who pushed passed his defenses like it was nothing and made your way into his life for good. He was being vulnerable and taking his chance on you. I love you, I love you, I love you— with each thrust, he tries to convey that to you.

Jack off: Jerks off in the shower. He says it feels gross to do it and not wash off after. It’s about efficiency, not pleasure. He doesn’t have time for this, and if he indulges his thoughts he’ll be here all day, so typically the same position: left hand pressed against the shower wall, right wrapped around his dick. It takes like four minutes.

Kinks: Spanking, biting, cock warming, overstimulation, excessive hickies, voyeurism.

Location: On an empty pitch with you wearing his jersey. He’s so possessive over you that he almost wishes there were people filling the stands to see how he was fucking you and they never would. Otherwise, any other time you’re wearing his clothes he doesn’t care where.

Motivation: Sae thinks it’s hot when people stare at you two in public. He also thinks it’s really hot when you initiate. He doesn’t mind he slapped around by you a little bit as long as he doesn’t have to submit. These three things really do it for him.

No: Anything overly messy is a no. Also, keep any Itoshi brother threesomes AWAY from him for extremely understandable reasons!

Oral: He prefers receiving than giving but eating you out is a sacred activity anyway so he’s not always in the mood (after all, that stupid dream was a sexual awakening for him). Sorry, but if he’s got your consent he’s a head pusher. He wants to face fuck you more than anything, and it’s the scenario he imagines when he’s jerking it.

Pace: Always fast. It doesn’t matter if it’s truly intimate sex or raw dogging you balls deep the pace will be fast. He has something he wants and he’ll get it.

Quickie: Shit, he loves quickies. If Sae ever uses/hires someone to drive him in a car, he might take you back there with you in his lap so ‘inconspicuously’ as he put it. Morning sex, ‘I’m just stopping by for my keys’ sex, whatever you want he’ll make it happen. He’s not that innocent in this either.

Risk: Yes. See above is somehow still unclear

Stamina: He can go for much, much longer than you could ever consistency go. That’s why unless he’s feral for you he’s only going to go one round. If he wants nothing more than to rearrange your guts, your hips and cervix will be feeling it for a while…

Toys: “Huh? Toys? You’re interested in that kind of crap?” Honestly he’s just jealous of the fact that something that isn’t him is going to be making you feel good. Still, he’ll buy whatever you want since he doesn’t win any. Personally, the ones he really likes are the ball gags, collars, and vibrators. You look so cute when you’re pathetic.

Unfair: He’ll almost always be teasing you during sex. He likes the push and pull of whether or not to give you the orgasm you’re so desperately craving for. Huh, he could make you do anything couldn’t he? It was so cute it made his head spin. If you give him the time, he’ll break you.

Volume: Sae really likes to mess with you and make fun of you by moaning obscenely loudly, sounding like he’s on the verge of ahegao. He just likes your reaction really— too predictable. In reality, it’s not those loud exclamations of pleasure. Arguably better than that, it’s his shaky breaths, grunts of your name, swear words that spill from his lips— all the things he can’t control when he’s faced with the most delicious meal of his life.

Wild card: Sae waited to have sex with you until you finally managed to open his tightly locked heart. You’ve always had a special place in his heart, ever since that first day you met when you annoyed the hell out of him. He kind of wanted to flick your forehead as hard as he could. He refused to let himself think of you in a perverted way until one day you met up and were drenched from the rain. He let you shower and was reduced to just deep breaths and pursed lips to try to force any lewd thoughts out of his mind as he sat on his bed. That didn’t work out at all.

X-ray: Sae’s always been kinda hung for the average, nowadays totaling in at about 9 inches. He used to boast his size childishly around his brother when he was younger (Rin’s honestly still a little insecure). He’s not particularly big in terms of muscle, but he is extremely muscular and toned regardless of how it seems. Still, he’s got biceps thrice as big as yours and two very distinct pillows on his chest, soft but firm in shape. Tight ass, defined calves. Just a fine man.

Yearning: Always, but also not often. He always wants you, he’d ditch practice if you asked for a quickie in a heartbeat. But when it gets too much to bear and he gets really serious about what he wants it’s obvious to everyone around. You’re going to be inseparable tonight. You’re going to be his darling little toy, and he knows that you’re yearning for it too.

Zzz: He usually stays up after. He’ll get up, shower, grab something to eat, wash his face, watch youtube, and then go to sleep two hours later. A part of it is a bit of a guilty pleasure— he likes to see you sleeping soundly in his bed when he peeks through the door. Something about it just sets his heart aflame. Mostly though, it’s because after you two are done he feels the best he’s felt honestly probably since the last time you did it. *He’s motivated, and has his partner to dream alongside him. So…it’s only natural he’d like to watch them dream too, right? God, that was so cheesy*, Sae thinks to himself, dry chuckling as he throws himself under the covers with you.

#i hope the food is good #blue lock #bllk #bluelock #itoshi sae #sae itoshi x reader #blue lock smut #itoshi sae smut #ブルーロック #my work #alphabet

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designers-teaparty · 11 months

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Secret agent behaviour. Spy-like, even.

Infiltrating the party and pretending to be one of them (a regular person without anxiety who listens to the teachers' speeches)

#ask #anonymous #wish me luck #i hope the food is good

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months

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getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.

you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)

and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.

#not a shitpost #and as long as you are alive there will be another good moment waiting for you in the future #the profound joy of your favorite foods #the incalculable luxury of waking up and lounging in bed and falling back asleep #a cold glass of water after a walk in the hot sun #petting an excited dog. a cat rubbing up against your ankle. the sight of a confused chicken #glorious these beads we string together to form our own existence #getting older means time is passing. and i hope you are passing that time in ways that make you happy #i hope you have so many moments of joy that they can be as easily counted as drops of water in the ocean

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christakisbang · 7 months

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#my baby my love my everything i hope u have a day as wonderful and sweet and lovely as u are #stray kids #bang chan #bang chan gifs #stray kids gifs #skz #skz gifs #my gifs #cbbc2023 #ah. not to get sappy in the tags since im already using all my characters to get sappy in his bubble but. hm. he's very very very important #to me. kind of like. extremely special.#just. im so bad with words but idk if id be here without him and if i was id be deeply deeply unhappy? so im always gonna be grateful to hi #and his music and his company and his care #he's just so kind and sweet and deeply deeply caring and i know birthdays aren't special to him but i hope he gets to eat good food today #and spend time with people he loves & who love him in return and just has heaps of fun. today and every day i just hope he's happy #if he's half as happy as he makes me on the daily then i never have to wish for anything else #um. anw. silly little post for his day that did not warrant all that gut spilling. happy birthday my guy of all time. i love you

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lycantrin · 1 month

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RED VS BLUE FOOD CHALLENGE | TEAM FORTRESS 2 RED VERSUS BLU MUKBANG | EATING SOUNDS | LYCANTRIN

I think everymerc should make content farm themed art of the TF2 mercs like- draw them making mukbangs or playing doctor or pregnant or some shit i think it'd be really silly and funny send post send post send post send pos-

#art #lycantrin #tf2 #team fortress 2 #digital art #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #soldier #demoman #boots n bombs #mukbang #drawn food #studio ghibli food looks so good /ref #i didn't feel like shading this tbh i hope y'all are fine with flats

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iscariotapologist · 1 month

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big day for the jesus was trans crowd

#happy tdov i have to put on my cissona to go to easter lunch at the casino in order to fulfill the social rituals #slightly obnoxious but i will pregame (chug rum straight from the bottle) and hope the food is good #me

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lee-minhoe · 5 months

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tanktop lino for @skzfaker 💞🎁

#linosource #createskz #bystay #staycompany #dancerachasource #madebymel #jypartists #malegroupsnet #kpopco #lee know #skz #akire!!! some tanktop lino from rockstar era for you <3 #thank you for being a friend and listening to allllll my rants and sharing the lino brainrot HAHAHAHA #i appreciate you so much 🥺#it's crazy how lino accelerated our friendship exponentially HAHAHAHAAH #ily and im wishing you a great holiday season + new year and that it is not too stressful <3 #and i hope you can get some rest and good food🥺#💖💖💖

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pachnychnyszek · 2 months

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neighbors unaffected by physics just stand there on the power lines. more at 5

#artwork #pachnychnysztuka #hermitcraft #geminitay #grian #Do the hcS10 horses have tags?#I sure hope they do #Genuinely kinda obsessed with them. they're like such a good part of the episodes #seeing the hermits interact with them is just UGHH such good food #this so got away from me. it was meant to be a warmup sketch and then boom.#i hope the horses are also horribly anatomically inaccurate

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koshoe · 10 months

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the fullmetal alchemist ?!

happy birthday aki @tanchirou ☆

#fullmetal alchemist #fma #alphonse elric #fmaedit #useraki #anisource #shounenedit #manga coloring #my edit #WAHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKI !!!!!#i hope ur having a day as wonderful as u are <33 #eat lots of good food !!!!!#and get lots of rest !!!!!!#i forgot how to color so excuse this attempt HAHAHDH #smol alphonse is smol :pinch:

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earththings · 8 months

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#good morning 🌞#how are you?#I hope well #stay hydrated 🫶🏻#cozy aesthetic #naturecore #earthlings #earthcore #natural aesthetic #light aesthetic #fairy cottage #cottagecore aesthetic #autumncore #tw: food #September

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yangjeongin · 2 months

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HYUNJIN BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN (2024): ↘ D-DAY | HAPPY BIRTHDAY HWANG HYUNJIN❣️

#hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #stray kids #bystay #createskz #flashing tw #a9gifs #*gif #*hyunjin #*ccarly #*carly:hyunjin #*series:hjbday24 #once again i fear we have a whole countdown leading up to this only for it to be lackluster. every year LDJKSSJLKDGLKJSD #sorry if this is a flop finale but i had fun <3 #i hope these are synced too science says they should be but my laptop never loads them all at once akldjfajklsdjglks #anyway this concludes the countdown it went by so fast.....thank u for liking it everyone 🫶#i will never be doing this again. LKJSDKFLSJKDGLKSDG #maybe a countdown but not 30 sets. i DID IT THOUGH. very proud of myself for being that insane. good times #also happy birthday hyun i love u so so much and hope you have an amazing day :((((#do something fun...take a nice nap...eat good food...hope u get to celebrate however u want this year

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iwritenarrativesandstuff · 3 months

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Fukuchi and Fukuzawa’s conflict started when Fukuchi asked Fukuzawa to take on a role that he had no desire to take on and did not believe in, and ended with Fukuchi forcing Fukuzawa to take on a role that he had no desire to take on and did not believe in

#I’m going insane. They make me insane.#bsd #storyrambles #bsd spoilers #bsd chapter 112 #bsd fukuchi #bsd fukuzawa #I really hope the bsd fandom goes a little insane over this because. isn’t this bitterness delicious.#could make some really good food (art/fics) out of this. I’m just saying.

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knifewieldingenby · 10 months

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If I have to read one more "I hate picky eaters, they have the taste palette of a 5-year-old" post, I WILL actually start killing people. You don't want to be around "picky eaters?" Fine, then get the fuck away from us. We're better off without your judgment.

"But wahhhh why won't they just try something new" Shut. Up. Look up how things like adhd, autism, depression, and many more affect eating. Look up food allergies, intolerances, and general sensitivities. FUCKING LOOK UP ARFID. Seriously I am so damn tired of people not knowing shit about arfid, refusing to research even when I tell them about it (most of my doctors don't even know anything about it even though they've known about my struggles for over two years!) And then you have the nerve to shame us for dealing with an eating disorder that is fuck all hard to work through cuz, again, no one knows fucking shit about it and they don't want to learn! My therapist reached out to an eating disorder clinic to find help for me, and the only goddamn one who even knew it existed was the director.

Stay the hell away from so-called "picky eaters" if you're gonna make post after post complaining about how annoying you find us, or how you just so badly want to go to restaurants with your friend but they eat like a child! Go alone, asshole.

#arfid #autism #actually autistic #not a fan of that tag but it finds a good chunk of the community #avoid restrictive food intake disorder #actually adhd #adhder #eating disorder tw #and I know like all my other serious posts this will hardly get notes but I hope someone even one damn person #sees this and takes it to heart

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little-pup-pip · 4 months

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hihi, i love your blog and moodboards!! could i pls request a cg!kanga (winnie-the-pooh) mood board thats fem/gender-neutral leaning? Paci is cool, up to you if its deco!!

Absolutely!!

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amemenojaku · 8 months

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OKUU AND ORIN 8 PLEASE PLEASe i am on my knees sobbing and begging like a victorian child asking for half of a loaf of bread in the winter for u to draw okuurin

#touhou #rin kaenbyou #utsuho reiuji #okuurin #orinkuu #I hope the food is to your tastes!!#bear paws #ship requests #might do 1 or 2 more but I'm not sure which ones yet. I got a lot of good prompts to choose from...

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xanzilopterix · 10 months

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I can't stop wondering if angels or demons would even kiss

Is that something they do?

I've seen people comment that the Aziraphale Crowley kiss looks kinda stiff and awkward but I think that makes it better

Neither of them have ever kissed before

It's a human thing to do

It just feels right that in a moment of pure emotion and desperation, Crowley would do something so human

A kiss that carries the weight of all the time they spent together on earth, not in heaven, not in hell, just the pair of them, on their own side

"when you're gone, remember us, remember how we could have been different"

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