emily x lute would be really cute
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If DC wants to keep pushing out different types of Gotham War comics for every year, they may as well make a Gotham Batman Ships war next year. They get to make light fun of their fans. Batman is spread all over somewhat romantically like hummus. They get to bring in different heroes and Gotham villains to fight reluctantly (they don’t want the Batman they just want the honor). The batkids get to sit cute on the sidelines and laugh at their dad’s misery. It’s fun
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The Vox and Lucifer idea is actually turning gears in my head, like. Okay imagine they quickly bond over mutual hatred of Alastor. I’m operating under the assumption that both Lucifer and Vox are allosexual and guessing that Vox’s hormones are going a bit wild due to his pathetic hate-crush and Lucifer hasn’t gotten any in awhile and is feeling the itch, so to speak, which leads to them having a one night stand (Charlie hates this so much but she can’t do anything other than look away and ask everyone to not talk to her about it). HOWEVER, once that’s over post-nut clarity hits Luci like a bag of bricks and he notices just how much of a pathetic asshole with a hate boner Vox is and is like “hey actually? Go fuck yourself, goodbye” and never speaks of that moment again.
Also Val gets jealous not because someone else is fucking his boyfriend but because the king of hell chose to fuck his boyfriend instead of him. Like cmon he runs the porn studio he’s tried every kink why doesn’t he get a chance for those sick bragging rights I mean to show the king himself a fun time. Vox has to try to reason with him.
HELP WHATAYJKDKFKFKK. the last part is fucking killing me. to be fair, val seemed on board when lucifer said he was going to fuck adam so.
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big believer in keiko and kuwabara being besties like. you're my best friend's best friend and instead of it being awkward they realize "hey i really like hanging out with you!" this is ofc extremely detrimental to yusuke who now has two people on his ass
they share textbooks keiko quizzes kuwabara til he drops and she asks for fitness advice. why do i think this? I simply think it'd be funny asf if Keiko randomly got abs of steel. yusuke walks in on them doing sit ups while testing each other on vocab and almost breaks into tears.
"Keiko stop turning kuwabara into a fucking nerd he's wasting all his time studying instead of goofing off" "yusuke shut up and feel my abs" "holy shit these guys are like rock hard" "right??"
Kuwabara gets glasses and yusuke genuinely thinks it's a bit at first but kuwa is like "man seriously I realized part of the reason school was hard was cos I couldn't make out the words in my books half the time I need these things fr" classic yyh collapse in shock moment
Keiko and Kuwa are there for each other when yusuke goes off doing god knows what in Makai. They know he'll be back but it can be shitty not knowing what he's doing when he'll be back. Kuwabara reassures her that Yusuke does give a shit even when he leaves and Keiko reminds Kuwabara of why he doesn't need to drop everything and join him. He'll be back he'll be back he'll be back.
Kuwabara can only make simple meals Shizuru forced him to learn and Keiko doesn't really cook even tho her parents own a restaurant so when yusuke is in the human world there's cheers and applause "finally I get to eat 🙏🏼" "aren't you guys graduating college soon how are you surviving when I'm not here" "get back in the kitchen boy" "yeah I need another bowl 😌" "im poisoning ur food"
because girls and guys apparently can't just hang out school mates are sure Keiko is dating kuwabara but some think she's with yusuke and others think the two are fighting over her and she just looks at them like they're stupid if anyone ever asks directly
as for Kuwabara nobody knows whether he has a gf or a bf cos sometimes a polite brunette with a sweet smile visits him on campus and they talk at a picnic table (she's seen hitting him sometimes tho) but other times a guy with slicked back hair and devil may care attitude like. swaggers up to kuwa when he's with some classmates and drops a homemade lunch in his lap "you forgot this dumbass" "ahh thanks yusuke you're a life saver 🥺" "just eat your food" inside is the cutest box lunch and yusuke's glare keeps the people kuwa was with from cracking jokes. kuwabara acts like this is very normal
anyway i just think it'd be cool if they hung out and yusuke was equal parts delighted and grumpy about it
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i do not trust sonadow shipper infinite in a room with these sonic and shadow kinnies, but i do want to see what happens
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me and draculaura, we grew up together
i've know about her love of witchcraft, like, forever
yeah, she sees my flames go when my mood goes
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