ex-psi user with the self preservation of a newborn and the himbo who’s basically keeping him alive at this point

+ comic

In an au where Nendou cancels out his powers entirely.

HOW COME IVE NEVER REALIZED THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE?? WTFFF???

it’s way bigger than I imagined oh my god 😭

fun fact there is canonically a pk rumour that nensai is canon

i hit yall with some kubosai before, now time for my other favorite ship, nensai >:)

remember how when saiki was crushing on satou and wanted to talk to him, instead of yk.. actually talking to him, he found out all of his interests and displayed his own interest in those things in front of him to try to get him to notice him??

yeah, now imagine him doing that when he has a crush on anyone else..

hes such a silly and awkward teenage boy i love it, like buddy you CAN just talk to your crush, you dont have to try to get him to "notice you.." but hes too silly and awkward so thats like the most he would ever do and would still probably think that that counts as flirting

im just... wondering about how saikis terrible silly flirting tactics would translate if his crush was on one of his FRIENDS.. like someone he could actually be around and would see and talk to him.. would he just like be trying to impress them ?? moving toward them more ?? adopting more of their mannerisms and interests maybe ??

imagine that like EVERYONE in the group would notice it, but it wouldn't be like "omg saiki is flirting" it would be more like "omg why is saiki being extra awkward and talking more" because hes so painfully unclear about his intentions but hes usually so quiet and unassuming that this would be such a stark contrast to his usual behavior...

I don't ship anybody with Saiki but ''Saiki is aroace therefore he can't be shipped🙄'' is a terrible argument, I think Teruhashi x Saiki isn't the best ship, but other Saiki ships (with the other person being the same age of course) are harmless.

Even though I headcanon Saiki as aroace, is isn't properly 100% confirmed, so it's dumb for people to say ''It's canon🤡'' when it technically isn't.

Let the people have their fun.

Nendou trying to get Kuboyasu and Saiki together.

The problem? Nendou keeps going to their dates. Kuboyasu thinks Nendou has a crush on Saiki and the only reason he (Kuboyasu) is there is because Nendou wants to give Saiki the choice to be with whoever he wants.

Saiki thinks Nendou is trying to get the three of them to date. He isn’t opposed to the idea and thinks Kuboyasu could start to like Nendou too, so he doesn’t say anything lol

Nendou? He thinks him and Saiki are already dating, but wants to get KuboSai together because his partner deserves all the love in the world <3

nendou: (calls saiki his partner in front of kurumi)

kurumi: (misunderstands and thinks they are dating)

No matter who you ship saiki with

Platonic ships or romantic ships

I think we can all agree

That saiki is a little spoon-

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nensai

love these guys they’re so normal about eachother

Surprisingly, or maybe not, it’s Nendou that first notices how uncomfortable Teruhashi makes Saiki. As such, he makes it a point to always interrupt, always sit next to his Pal before she can, always yank him away from her touch, acting oblivious all the while. Because maybe he doesn’t understand why Saiki reacts to Teruhashi the way he does, but that doesn’t matter if it means he can help his best friend.

test prep could never make me hate them

listen im a rabid nensai truther and an avid kubosai enjoyer so it is now time for me to spread to u all the truth as it has been revealed to me: saiki has two hands and deserves two (2) extremely buff and overprotective dumbass boyfriends. nendo and kuboyasu would fill 2 very different emotional needs for saiki I think. the both of them in tandem would be good for him. they shake hands and call each other boyfriends in law.

saiki goes on motorcycle rides w kuboyasu holding on extra tight head pressed against his back and kuboyasu always takes the time to see that saiki's helmet is secured properly and that he's zipped into his leathers (that kuboyasu bought for him) to make sure he is safe and protected, and saiki keeps his arms wrapped around him, ready to use his own body to keep kuboyasu safe if anything were to happen (neither of them are guys who need protecting. they protect each other with everything they have.) they play video games together, mortal kombat maybe and saiki loses on purpose and says dead pan, "oh no, I lost. I think we should kiss about it" Kuboyasu is committed and devoted and will tell anyone who'll listen just who his man is and why he loves him.

nendo takes saiki to pet shops to look at the rodents. he likes when saiki "makes up little voices" for the rats and narrates their thoughts. saiki has genuine fun being able to share the telenovela level drama that unfolds within these rodent cages. nendo politely pretends that he doesn't know about saiki's powers, and praises his storytelling. they get coffee jelly and nendo never eats his, he natters away about unimportant things while saiki inhales his coffee jelly and then slides his own across. they get ramen and nendo has saiki try a bite of his food every time, even though he always orders the same thing. they go to see reruns of old classics at the cinema, and sit at the back so nendo can misquote every line. (Luke, I am your mother) nendo is ridiculously tactile and always has a hand around saiki's waist, over his shoulders, in his hair. he dabs food from the corner of saiki's mouth gently with his thumb, takes one of saiki's hands in both of his own and draws lazy circles in his palm and absent mindedly massages the joints, he turns saiki's head from side to side gently by the chin just to get a better look at him-because he could look at saiki all day and never get bored.

They lay on the floor of someone's bedroom together all three of them, a saiki sandwich, saiki wears his ring and feels small and tucked away, like his powers can't reach him, and someone nuzzles into the back of his neck, and he is so cozy and cared for and loved.

saiki has two hands <3

me when

Me when Nendo playing with saiki's tiny hands and given him little pat pat's and caresses and andkajdjandkansksjskajsnndkabdksbdksns