Anyone else getting this vibe from that scene, or just me?

Genuinely can't stop thinking about Zeff x Garp. It just makes so much sense in my head.

It's canon TO ME.

Edit: that would technically make Sanji Luffy's uncle???

So that steak date huh

didnt think id walk away from opla shipping garp and zeff, but here we are

Hello! I LOVE your different headcannons for Sanji. If your accepting request, can you do one where Zeff and Garp are like old rivals/lovers, where Garp brings Luffy, Ace, and Sabo to the Baratie just to see Zeff. But unbeknownst to Garp, the ASL trio meets Sanji and have a childhood sweethearts moment (ASL Trio x Sanji). Garp just laughs and Zeff is modified that his own eggplant managed to pull 3 boys.

Zeff and Garp have been rivals and lovers since the dawn of time. Garp will come around when they're younger and tell him about his battles with Roger and White Beard and the parties after. Of course nothing compares to his time with Zeff. Nothing.

Zeff always gives him that unimpressed look as he feeds Garp and then suddenly be in the marines lap and held and cooed over as Zeff cursed him to hell and back. Garp always laughed at that. Then when Baratie opens and Garp meets Sanji, Garp says he'll be back.

He comes back a week later with three kids entow. Zeff pinches the bridge of his nose as they're all introduced. Sanji is staring at them before shrugging and going to the kitchen but he's caught and told to go play. Sanji is utterly confused as he's hauled away by the other kids. Also yeah, Sabo is Sanji's first kiss. Ace uses Sanji as a pillow and carries him all the time, Luffy is holding Sanji's hands all the time. ASL is constantly hanging off Sanji somehow someway in that childhood love type of way.

Zeff is glaring at Garp who is laughing so hard like a year or two later when ASL all say they're dating Sanji and Sanji is just there, trying to get to the kitchen to avoid this conversation. Zeff tells his son he's too pretty for his own good and Sanji looks affronted at that. Garp places a big kiss to Zeff's cheek and Zeff smacks the shit out of Garp.

Tell me he wouldn't.

Got one poll vote in favor of old man yaoi, and that’s all I needed!

Talking to a friend about Zeff/Garp in the live action and

My sister is not happy with me making everything gay.

I think it would ramp the humor up a 1000000x if everyone got on garp's ass every time one of his wack ass sons/grandsons/extended family/inlaws did some shit to fuck with the world government. garp has to legit snail call zeff to ask for a place to crash because luffy did a widdle liddle oopsie and now sengoku is bitching him out so loud that zeff can hear it through the snails. some report comes into marine HQ and everyone is side-eyeing garp like a motherfucker. koby comes in one day and garp is hiding under his desk because he is about to Get It from like six other admirals because sabo went on a bender. again. everyone and their mama being like "garp GET your fucking family." garp like, "they don't bite." except they do. and garp is about to get strangled. garp shows up on the grandline hair a mess, coat askew, on the verge of chainsmoking with bogard fanning him like a egyptian empress to ask luffy to tone it the fuck down because garp has been experiencing a very concentrated amount of hostility in the workplace and goddammit luffy. he does in fact start crashing at zeff's because he finally got in a bitchfight with sengoku and almost damaged the structural integrity of the marines. dragon's ass rocks up one day all like "howya doing popssss" and garp is deadpan i should have strangled you at birth. zeff finds this all as funny as hell.

Me, after I finished the live action One Piece:

"perfectly aged and ready to be enjoyed" uh ... well ... ok?? what's going on i love it

compliments to the chef 👨‍🍳💕

OP Incorrect quotes#16 You both have a type-

Can y'all imagine...out of garps kids...You're the one who found out first...Your Grandpa is dating...Your Hot French crewmate Dad...and you and Zeff have a Gumball and Patrick Fitzgerald from tawog relationship...

Zeff*Being an overprotective father*-You're not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him...END OF STORY

Y/n:So why dont you give a cha-

Zeff*Slams door on your face*

Kinda thing...Look he knows Luffy is Garp's grandbaby....he didn't know... you're Garp's adopted grandbaby too-

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Y/n*Came to Pay Zeff a visit to ask him again...respectfully to let you date his son...but saw...your grandpa and him ...oddly groomed and their the only ones in the restaurant*...You're both dressed up?......

Y/n*Is connecting the dots and eyes squint between the two*...WAIT*Cringed out face and shaking head backing away*....

Garp*Looking flustered and coughs into a fist, avoiding eye contact*...

Zeff*Also avoiding eye contact*...

Y/n*Gags and looks at the two in disbelief*...Were you two on a date?

Garp:....It was a platonic companion outing...

Y/n: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?!

Garp: I DONT KNOW!?-HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT IM LYING!?

Y/n: YOU ARE LYING TO ME!!!*looks still weirded out at the two*...A weird lie but it's still a lie!!!... HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOOKING UP WITH MY GRANPA!?*looks at zeff*Wait is that why you don't like me?...

Zeff:....YOU'RE HIS GRANKID TOO!?

Garp*Now the ones who is confused*Wait what's happening?...

....How awkward is it to find your gruffy grandpa...has been hooking up with your crush dad-

Your ASL x Sanji and your RLS!siblings au's are so good omg-

I've been reading your posts about them and, what if both happened at the universe? Like, Garp brings his grandsons not much time after Zeff opens Baratie, and Sanji is still in grief about his siblings.

Of course, the scar and everything happened some time before and Dragon bring Sabo back to his brothers but promises to let Sabo join the revs when he's older.

(Sanji probaly just tells about his siblings to ASL near his 11 birthday bc, y'know, memories about the storm)

(And in Wano, Law and Robin have to deal with the ASL liking Sanji)

I stopped writing Mihawk/Sora soulmate AU for this. It's great. So not only do we have Zeff/Garp we have ASL all crushing on Sanji in an AU where Sanji lost his siblings who actually loved and cared for him during a storm. Also in RSL, it's SanLu. The ship that sailed is SanLu but they're all dating Sanji and it is PAINFUL for Law.

AMAZING! What a chaotic fucking mess that enraptures our cook so wholly. Fantastic. There is a cut because this is long.

So what essentially happens is Garp finds his not dead boyfriend/husband/lover man and finds out he adopted this kid and decides to bring his grandchildren. It's a chaotic disaster, it's a whole fucking mess. Sanji isn't exactly looking to get close to anyone, and he's still trying to keep Zeff an ocean away practically after what happened to him not too long ago.

Still, ASL wear him down and now he's just doing his best. The days spent with kids his age and not running good. As much as the Baratie moves they still see the same people a lot. No one has connected him to Robin despite his bounty, because he and Law have to have one for traveling with her and them being beginning pirates.

As it draws closer to Sanji's eleventh birthday and the stormy season coming in Garp and ASL are spending the night at Baratie. A dinner for them and the staff only. At some point it comes up because Luffy asks when Sanji's birthday is and Sanji tells them and says he doesn't want to celebrate. Zeff asks why and Sanji answers.

No one was expecting that he lost his family in a storm. His brother and sister and crew. In the North Blue. The storm that made him wind up in the East Blue, alone, and then another stranded him on a rock with Zeff. Garp is studying the kid before nodding and apologizing for his loss. Garp knows those brows from a bounty for a child, not as high as Nico Robin's but getting up there. Zeff tells him they're going to make new memories and that's that. And they do, Sanji cries, tears of loss and happiness. Everything continues, Sabo leaves and is brought back by Dragon with a promise to join the Revolutionaries at seventeen.

Time goes on they all set sail, Sanji goes with Luffy. They're sailing and it's going well. Everything is going well. They pick up Robin post Alabasta and she can see he's dating Luffy but when they're finally alone Sanji explains they don't know about who his siblings are but he's dating Luffy, Ace, and Sabo. Robin cocks her head and smiles and says something about plural marriages being relatively common in the old days and she's glad he found three men to provide for him until he dies. Sanji nods at that given his history and just says he hopes it's not starvation again.

They run into Law and Sabaody but can't talk to him and then when they're teleported away it's a weird situation. Robin meets Sabo and Dragon. Sabo comes back some months later and says Sanji's on Momoiro to her and Dragon asks how it was to see his boyfriend and Sabo is so pleased. Robin politely threatens him with stringing his entrails across the grand line and into the the depths of hell if he hurts her baby brother. Sabo chokes as Dragon starts laughing. She also tells him he shouldn't necessarily be worried about her but their brother who she also doesn't name. Sabo asks why she's so creepy and Dragon hits him for that.

After the time skip Ace joins and is all over Sanji and Robin looks unimpressed at him and Luffy and doesn't explain why. Luffy has not figured out they're siblings. Ace hasn't either. Then on Punk Hazard when Law starts traveling with them Law is looking at the brother's hanging off Sanji and then keeps throwing glances at Robin. Sanji is throwing apologetic looks to them as he pulled between the brothers and trying to calm them down as the anger and annoyance in his siblings is growing. Sanji feels like he's going to be skinned alive.

Obviously after Dressrosa when they're in the cabin after the split and Sabo is there and saying hi to Robin and his brothers and asks Ace if he got a threat from Robin yet. Ace is confused as he tells Sabo he and Luffy have not had any threats from Robin, why would they and Sabo is like 'she threatened me over Sanji, not fair' which makes Ace look at Robin in fright. Sabo repeats what she said to him verbatim and says that their brother would threaten them worse which makes Law nod and say they don't call him the surgeon of death for nothing.

Luffy is so lucky to be sleeping as Sabo quietly leaves and wishes the two of them luck. Law looks at Robin and asks if they'll ever fix his and Sanji's bounties as they were the two helping Robin run when they were younger and Robin says she doesn't know and Ace points out Garp never arrested Sanji whenever they were at Baratie and Law asks why Sanji was at Redleg's restaurant. The sigh of exasperation from Law and the laugh from Robin at finding out Garp dates Zeff makes too much fucking sense that they didn't consider it and that's also how Law and Robin find out about the rock.

Law throws his hands in the air and says that if the cook could stop getting starved that'd be cool and Robin says Law and Sanji's eating habits could be far better than what they were. Zoro is laughing so hard he's wheezing at the affronted look between the two. Usopp is practicing his breathing techniques. He is a brave warrior of the sea. He is a brave warrior of the sea. He is so glad he's not dating Sanji and Kaya is waiting for him because fuck that mess.

Law and Robin find out Sanji has been kidnapped by the Vinsmokes when they get to Zou as Luffy excitedly tells everyone that Law and Robin are Sanji's siblings. Ace asks if Robin and Law know about the Vinsmokes and they admit they do, though not much. Just that Sanji was declared dead at six and in the dungeons until he escaped at eight and found them. They don't mention the helmet. The crews are staring at them wide eyed. Bepo starts crying because he hasn't seen Sanji yet and he's gone back to his birth family. Law and Robin assure him he was taken by force which equals kidnapping. Bepo calms down at that but that does make Shachi and Penguin lose it. Robin laughs as Law groans and pinches the bridge of his nose.

Ace goes with the rescue team and Robin doesn't, she assures Law as they go to Wano it'll be fine. Sanji has two of his boyfriends going to save him. Zoro asks how they all ended up together as the crews are getting ready to depart so they tell the story and Luffy and Ace tell the story of them dating Sanji, Zeff and Garp and all that. Law sighs and Robin shakes her head. Bepo makes Luffy promise to bring Sanji back, Law is standing back and to the side of Bepo with a cocked brow and Luffy is like 'duh of course I will' and Bepo nods and they all leave.

Then a few weeks later in Wano when the rescue team and Jimbei come. It still takes time for the crews to have a minute to all be together and Bepo and Shachi and Penguin are all hanging off Sanji while Ace and Luffy look jealous. But then Sanji has Ace and Luffy with him almost constantly and Law and Robin roll their eyes, Law looks disgusted at some points. Then the raid of Onagashima happens and Ace has a nose bleed at Sanji being in his suit and Law shambles Sanji away from them.

After they leave Wano Sanji calls Law and Robin to the denden of the Sunny and they call Zeff and he introduces his siblings to the man he considers his father. When Zeff hears who his siblings are he is praying in another language and Sanji is laughing as he translates. Law is smiling and Robin is giggling because Zeff is losing it. He is saying this makes too much fucking sense and goes along well with why he dates those three boys. All of it.