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ervotica · 2 months

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Since you asked for eris requests 🤭 How do you think eris would react when he realizes he’s fallen in love with cat person 😂 he’d be sitting there with his 12 smoke hounds like 👁️👄👁️

lmfao this really amuses me

synopsis; eris never thought he’d end up falling for a cat person. when you smuggle one onto the grounds, he’s less than pleased.

You've picked up a stray cat that you've been hellbent on befriending for the past month– you’ve left out saucers of water and milk, chunks of chicken and beef from leftover dinners that you've snuck away from the kitchens after mealtimes. Eris has been interrogating you for weeks on why you’ve been so slyly skulking around the grounds, but you’ve refused to disclose anything to him, batting your lashes with a coy smile to get your way.

And when it does finally approach you, the damn thing won't leave your side, nuzzling up against your legs and purring when you scratch under its chin and between its fluffy little ears.

So you do the most reasonable thing anyone would under your circumstances– you smuggle it into your quarters.

The guards' affection for you runs so deeply that they turn a blind eye to the animal you've stuffed beneath your skirts, only chuckling amongst themselves at your antics when you're out of earshot.

When Eris saunters in the door after a long day of running around with his hounds, he finds you snuggled into an armchair by the roaring fire holding a... cat?

"What is that?" he pries, lip curling in disdain and watching as your arms tighten defensively around the animal; it digs its way deeper into your chest in response.

"It's a cat," you deadpan, fighting the smirk that tugs at the corners of your lips when he crinkles his nose in utter disgust. “You smell like dog,” you add, even as you beckon him closer with an incline of your head, holding out your hand for him to interlace his fingers with. He peers over your shoulder at the animal, forehead creasing with a frown sets deep into his brow and he scoffs.

"I don't like cats."

"Don't you like me?" you whine, fluttering your lashes up at him as your bottom lip spills into a pout that you know is bound to get you your own way once again.

"Sweetheart..."

"Look how cute he is, Eris! How can you not love his little face?"

“I’ll set the dogs on him,” he says curtly, but scratches the purring animal between the ears as you gasp and pinch his exposed forearm. “Ow!”

“Don’t you dare! I love him.”

“We can’t keep him, you know.”

Tears burn at the backs of your eyes. “Why not?”

He softens, smearing a kiss against the crown of your head. “Who would take care of him, hm?”

“Me! You know how much effort I’ve put into making friends with him?” You punctuate your statement with a crinkle of your nose, tucking your chin into your shoulder as the cat climbs his way up your chest. “Please, Er?”

You know you have him when he sighs, dropping his head to the juncture of your neck. He grumbles.

“Fine. But don’t expect me to be taking care of the damn thing.”

You preen under his touch, pressing a kiss to the curve of his jaw.

“I love you.”

“Yeah, yeah, you brat. I love you, too.”

If he wasn’t so smitten with you, he might’ve found it in himself to be cross.

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madame-fear · 6 months

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Vhagar only speaks Portuguese

HELP ME ZUEKKDKDLDKE

VHAGAR CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🗣🗣🗣

#i giggled at this #lovely anons <3 #ask box #ask box messages #ask box open #✧.* amiraverse

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mirawwis · 1 year

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soap, age 16: that's it, i'm getting us fake ids

gaz, age 14: to drink?

soap: to enlist

#i giggled at this #sue me #cod soap #cod gaz #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw22 #cod mwii #cod mw2

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bylrlvr · 2 years

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mike wheeler when he’s straight

#byler #i giggled at this

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kkolg · 11 months

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"Is that your fursona? That's cringe."

"YOU'RE cringe!"

It’s me, I’m the fursona🧍‍♀️

#HELP THIS IS HONESTLY SO FUNNY TO ME PLEASE😭😭🙏#I GIGGLED AT THIS #k’s rants

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horangare · 7 months

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WERE MUTUALS???? THE WAY I HAD NO IDEA???

OMG LMAO WHY IS THIS FUNNT TO ME 😭😭

i told myself i had to start interacting w people more so i can understand how you’re just now finding out don’t even worry about it <3

#i giggled at this #moots <3

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tsunderedoctor · 1 year

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🐻not necessarily you but you get bear status for your guard husband who could “room” me into next Tuesday if he wanted

He don't bite 💜💜💜

#tsunderedoctor #not ask #I giggled at this

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rinnelovebot · 2 years

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you are nothing but an ice cube for me to kick under the fridge

You wanna kiss me so bad…

#i giggled at this #marchie responds

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oh-katsuki · 2 years

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Horny? in MY kimi ni todoke? it’s more likely than you’d think

PLEASE THIS IS FUNNY

#[ 🏩 – chatting ]#it deserves to be a little hornier tbh #i giggled at this

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greykolla-art · 2 months

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It’s healthy to step out of our comfort zone’s a little!😜

#grey art #god this show has possessed me help!#I have other things to do aaa!😂#hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel comic #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #nifty #alastor #hazbin vaggie #hazbin niffty #hazbin alastor #chaggie #i should probably rest my hand before I cripple myself #but this made me giggle so much I had to finish it!😂😂😂

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ober-affen-geil · 1 year

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#Steven Universe #Deltora quest #Poll #Emily rodda #It's a gemstone for those curious #Thought I would put this out there for shits and giggles

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hrts4scarr · 2 days

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no coz genuinely. how do people write smut SO fuckin well.

am i supposed to go like

he smirked, unzipping his trousers as his big cock sprang up. "open up, baby." he bit his lip seductively.

#⪩⪨﹔💌 ┄ scar talks ! 🪽#SATIRE #BUT LIKE #HOW #i giggled at this #i can make it worse tho #for sure #BUT STILL #HOW DO PPL DO IT #i should go to bed

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willgrahamscock · 4 months

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I can’t believe one of the plot points in Hannibal was that he couldn’t get Will pregnant so he baby trapped him with a teenager? I feel like he could have asked him to dinner before he tried all that.

#alex says things #Imagine me giggling while I type this #hannibal #hannigram #nbc hannibal #murder husbands #will graham #hannibal lecter

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t00thpasteface · 4 months

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i am unironically obsessed with adam west batman not only trying to be a good dad to robin, but actually succeeding. also love robin's insane energy levels and his ability to go from seething bloodlust to manic glee in record time. i think any superman worth his S would fit right into the family ^_^

#this show just makes me giggle it's sooooo silly and fun and snappy #also as a fellow Superman Preferrer i love the idea of Number One Superman Fan Dick Grayson. bias? who's biased???#art #comic #dc #superbat #batman 66 #batman #bruce wayne #dc robin #dick grayson #superman #clark kent

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piratedllama-art · 1 year

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Quarters only, please [x <- prints here]

(done in procreate)

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colbrot · 5 months

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its 2053. 90 year old russell t davies is made showrunner of doctor who just in time for the show’s upcoming 90th anniversary. 82 year old david tennant feels a chill in the air

#and i WILL be watching #he’s gonna drag his ass out of retirement for one last spin #not like he’s gonna say no!!#doctor who #dw spoilers #doctor who spoilers #the giggle

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