this pic is etoiles. to me
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laugjing every time i read that bcuz it just reads so much like smth galo would say
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"... Make jelly pads cost no power. Why does a jelly pad need to be powered?"
"Have you guys ever tried jumping into a pile of non-electrified goo to arrest your fall? It doesn't work."
"Cave Johnson here. This next test is simple: just jump into the pile of non-electrified goo down below. Don't worry, the science boys tell me it'll work. Besides, that's why we've got you drinking that strontium-fortified milk. Tastes like a bad day at the races, but the results are undeniable."
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i don’t see it breaking them up either but it just makes things weird
austin gonna start asking for her ‘brutally honest’ opinion on whose a better elvis when he’s drunk kcjjck
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A baby zombie shows up and Phil's chat all just go "PHIL LOOK OUT!!!!!"
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Rowlf’s the kinda guy to go “womp womp” after hearing bad news
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less talk about "he wouldn't fucking say that" and more talk about "he would absolutely fucking say that if the producers would let him"
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"You really should watch where you're going!" James snaps, standing up and dusting himself off as he glares angrily at the man he'd just collided with. ....That is some ridiculous hair. (For Joseph)
@do-these-eyes-look-human
Being taller, Joseph wasn’t knocked down by the collision , but he does stumble back a little. Of course, he usually apologizes for this kind of thing, but James attitude is already a little hostile.
He holds up his hands, narrowing his eyes. “Well excuse me for not seeing you there! Do you think I did this on purpose? Because I didn’t!”
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For decades, the blank vision that Iudex Neuvillette wears near his heart has been subject to much discussion in Fontaine. Nobody remembers who it had once belonged to or why the ancient dragon protected it so jealously. It is said that if the Chief Justice would to stare at it for a long while, it would be sure to rain right after. Oh, how beloved that person must've been.
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garte voice: yes, hello rcm? i have two adult men bleeding out on the pavement in front of my establishment. one of them has a jacket that says. erm. i don’t think i can say that.
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Hi!!! I have no question but I just wanted to say I love the way you draw Tim <3 (also love ur art in gen it's srsly gorgeous)
THANK YOU! he’s so silly…
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