this is fig and gilear

izzy hands was like ‘is anybody going to rip this guy’s shirt open to reveal his chest’ and then didn’t wait for an answer

today i’m thinking about brennan referring to riz as a very private young man to explain why the other bad kids didn’t immediately recognise pok as as being riz’s dad and also how riz didn’t tell them about pok’s grave when they went to the cemetery during freshman year

what do u mean the way brian k murphy plays a goblin rogue didnt change ur brain chemistry

ragh and fabian

sandra lynn and sklonda the milfs of all time

i want garthy o’brien SO BAD it’s not funny

oh god i just realised how awful its going to be when black pete finds out that it was blackbeard, his hero, who threw lucius overboard

sandra lynn is the hottest mess i have ever seen and she is absolutely fucked up BUT she is not allowed to refer to herself as a fuck up that is sooooo not allowed.

every single fucking day of my life i think about izzy hands and his wife has filled his house with chintz. to keep it real i fuck him on the floor i hope the OP of that art knows they forever changed my brain chemistry their art is imprinted on my mind i will forever associate the pattern of stedes robes with that and like. god. GOD. his wife has filled his house with chintz. to keep it real izzy fucks him on the floor. my god. oh my god

things that make you go absolutely insane both from the perspective of someone attracted to blackbeard and from the perspective of someone attracted to izzy hands: sounds stressful, izzy

kalina is… so hot…

riz gukgak

me after putting on the playlist i've purposely made of songs that make me unbearably melancholy: wtf why am i feeling unbearable melancholy rn can we get a doctor in here

sad life for people (me) who suffer awful things (put mehndi aka henna on and then immediately needed to take a piss)

have had 11 tummy aches today.