Starscream (Transformers): “He be acting the most pitiful thing just to not get killed”

Saul Goodman (Better Call Saul): “epic failed so hard that 5 dead 3 deeply traumatized 87 years in prison”

Gilear Faeth (Fantasy High (Dimension 20)): “how lame and pathetic he is is LITERALLY his whole schtick and i love him for it”

this is fig and gilear

Let my man live plz

“A gorilla monster punched the back of my head so hard my brain broke, and then I was dead”

Wow Gilear’s really coming in clutch with finding new ways to describe my chronic pain

I know that we had established Gilear turning his life around in Sophmore Year and Seven, but him having vaguely Good Luck is honestly disturbing. It's like the world got misaligned somehow I don't trust it.

I know what gilear was on about

I mean…

Yeah… A little bit yeah.

Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

I’m so torn with the idea of Gilear having been cursed because on one hand it flies in the face of “he’s not cursed he’s just a guy” and “some people have to be normal”

But on the other hand I find it deeply amusing that in the world of spyre there is just so many concurrent dnd campaigns going on that having an ancestral curse is so normal and commonplace that the wild coincidence of the bad kids having three different unconnected connections to Ankarna can happen.

Like imagine being Gilear and finding out that the armor which created the curse that has haunted your family line for generations is owned by the guy your wife cheated on you with and your ancestor is trapped in your daughter’s classmate’s mother’s chest.

Both statements are true. He is just some guy and he’s cursed.

The Bad Guys!!! + Gilear ( cuz he's extra special)

Sorry for taking so long to do the rest of the bad kids!! I'm super excited for junior year, so please I would love suggestions of other characters you guys want me to do!

Fabian slowly accruing more siblings through each season despite his radiant only child energy

Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives): “Dude got kidnapped like. Five times or something IDK I stopped counting after the clowns showed up.”

Gilear Faeth (Fantasy High (Dimension 20)): “how lame and pathetic he is is LITERALLY his whole schtick and i love him for it”

imagine you decide to go on the most awkward group holiday trip ever, like your kid’s friends and their parents, and literally everyone has relationship drama and situationships like at least one person you used to date and two people you’ve turned down are there guaranteed, and your kid and their friends have all gone to visit their friend’s ex/situationship’s corporate religious retreat and then suddenly like four gods are mad and someone is maybe dying and apparently the kids are all trapped in an extradimensional portal?? and then they just go to hell???? and you’re still stuck on this awful fucking trip just stuck in a room with these other parents and their goddamn relationship drama as you wait to hear back from your kid who, again, is in hell

brennan fully backtracking on "he's not cursed he's just a guy" he was SO cursed

"darling"