Soap sometimes throws stolen glances at Ghost. He swears he’s being subtle, but what he doesn’t know is that Ghost notices, and he loves every single second of it. To the point where Ghost has found himself doing random, stupid shit to get Soap’s attention.

THEY TOOK THIS FROM US

Davey and ash.

I know he’s a grown man but sometimes I think of John as a leash kid.

aksjoajskajdn he IS oh my god

Jake “I don’t have favorites” Lockley

Steven: I’m sad.

Jake: Who the fuck made you sad?!

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Marc: I’m fucking sad.

Jake: Good.

Poly ortegaverse thought but the three sorta 'pouncing' Enid collectively or one after the other with intent at either collective seduction or as part of the ongoing "I am better for her" angle. Only to realize that as Enid has the stamina of a super werewolf she ends up exhausting all of them and they may actually need each other. Enid would actually be totally fine stopping when her partner does but if they want to keep knocking at her door in lingerie she isn't going to protest either.

ortegaverse if it was crack

Bucky: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Natasha: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

Clint: I-What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?

Bucky: Ominous positivity.

Headcanon that Rodney, and anyone else willing to put in the legwork, develop an OS for their Atlantis system that has all the bells and whistles of their wishlists and it ends up looking kind of snazzy

Some random person on Reddit like hey I found this really obscure Linux distro called “Atlantis”……anyone else using this one?

A snippet of fun with incorrect quotes

Imagine the Jacobs siblings singing Four Jews in a room Bitching from Falsettos

I have always had the headcanon that Andy is highly intelligent but dumbs himself down to not get too much responsibility. After the series ends Andy is just hanging out with the red clan and helps them deal with punks that want revenge on them one day. The leader is not a strain but has been evading the normal police force that the case was forced onto Sceptor 4 under the guise of 'possible strain with intelligence ability'. So Andy decides this is a chance to be done with this case. The punk and his band of misfits are a little too smart for homura to deal with and Andy comes up with all sort of counter actions that make the reds question Andy's intelligence. In the end Munakata thanks Andy for his hard work and Andy fearful of being handed more responsibility quickly says that Kusunagi made all of the plans. Munakata goes along with it but knows Kusanagi didn't make those strategies.

I can absolutely see Doumyouji as the kid who learned they don’t ask you to do the dishes anymore if you keep breaking them XD Imagine this is one of the reasons he’s so awed by Munakata, because he’s aware that Munakata saw through him from the start and that’s why Munakata has no trouble putting him in a squad leader position and later the special forces. Doumyouji keeps up the act anyway though, because drawing his reports is easier than writing them and when Fushimi demands he come and fix them Doumyouji can play dumb and get Hidaka to fix them instead. He actually really enjoys this, Doumyouji mostly likes having fun and fighting and as long as he plays the airhead he doesn’t have to be bogged down by responsibility and paperwork.

He’s also on good terms with Homra post-ROK and occasionally stops by the bar to chat. They all decide to go out for ramen and that’s when Homra gets attacked by this group of punks out for revenge. Doumyouji recognizes the leader right away, this is a high-level possible Strain situation that S4 has been assigned and hasn’t had the resources to handle at the moment. Maybe it was intended to go straight to Fushimi due to how intelligent the gang leader is and Fushimi’s been too busy to devote any time to a case he believes doesn’t actually involve a Strain. Doumyouji agrees with that assessment and figures in that case wouldn’t it be easiest to assist Homra in taking these guys down now and then S4 will only have to deal with the clean up. 

The Homra guys are skeptical when Doumyouji says he has a plan but then just imagine him coming up with all these great counter-measures, being super intuitive and good at assessing the situation. In the end they take the bad guys down and the Homra guys are really impressed by how smart Doumyouji was. Doumyouji’s enjoying the praise until Munakata shows up in the aftermath all intrigued by how skillfully this was handled, truly someone with strong insight must have been in charge as this is normally not Homra’s strong suit. Doumyouji immediately has a quiet freak out as he insists it was Kusanagi, totally Kusanagi, he gave some suggestions but didn’t do anything important really. Munakata smiles and says is that so, Doumyouji quietly whimpers that can we at least not let Fushimi-san know about this. 

Genderswap!Andy, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Genderswap!Claus, flawlessly walking in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Just finished binging Inside Job season 2 and like, WOW, this was ALL good but also? That ending?? Hehehehehe, look look, hear me out.

Ron was a conspiracy theorist in college. Then he got a job at the Illuminati. That mind that can connect the dots and dig for information didn’t go away with his erased memories.

And he had just been hypnotically suggested to miss someone he wouldn’t remember. He’s going to notice something off. He might even go searching.

Hehehehe, Reagan~. You went a little off script there, buddy.

I wonder if Inside Job will actually do something along those lines with Ron. That would be fun.

Miss Lulu headcanon of the day: She's trained in basic self-defense in case she needs to protect herself and can't rely on her Pokémon, but hates fighting because she doesn't want to get dirty

Anabel has two separate work phones: one for Battle Frontier, and one for Interpol work. When she's not using one, she'll turn it off to make sure she's not letting her jobs interfere with each other.

Songbird + Magnum, PI?

Angel by the Wings by SIA - hmmm. Oooo...this could be a fantasy AU that I had no idea I wanted until this moment, highly influenced by the latest season of Vox Machina, and these specific lines:

Just take an angel by the wings Beg her now for anything Beg her now for one more day Take an angel by the wings Time to tell her everything Ask her for the strength to stay

Fantasy world where gods and angels walk amongst us - and while Thomas and the guys are prisoners, Rick makes a deal with goddess for them to live. The trade off is that she is the goddess of life and death, and that means balance. For the guys to stay alive, Rick has to agree to maintain the balance - by taking the lives of others that the goddess chooses. He fails the first time (or refuses, thinking he can get out of it, or some other variation of not doing it), which is how Nuzo winds up getting killed. Rick is now acting as a reaper, and instead of a scythe, has his sniper rifle, and is trying not to let the guys find out the high cost of their survival (and maybe he keeps making deals with the goddess, because Thomas does seem in a hurry to die sometimes).