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lassieposting · 1 year

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anyway jaskier is like. basically the human equivalent of those wild animals someone feeds who've lost all fear of people and now just break into houses to eat out of the trash and chill in the pool

he's been travelling with a witcher since he was 18. he has zero fear of any of them. he associates witchers with Having Things Done For Him and Being Provided For and Give Love. he has no reservations whatsoever about going up to any random witcher he happens to pass when geralt isn't around and asking them to help him with something or do something for him or just. trailing after them for a while because he knows if he whines perfectly on pitch they'll hunt his dinner and store his shit in their horse's saddlebags and keep him safe on the road, even if they're grumpy about it. at kaer morhen he is like the stray cat geralt fed one time and now everyone is just like "well he lives here now i guess". it just Does Not Occur to him that he might ever be in danger with a witcher around. this is a man who finds things lying around in the kaer morhen lab and just fucking. eats them

anyway. those "please do not feed the animals it teaches them to approach people" signs but. for jaskier and the oxenfurt students who start trying to imitate him and adopt a witcher

#the witcher #jaskier #netflix witcher #it's a toss-up between witchers who are like 'ffs geralt this is why we don't encourage human attachments'#and the ones who are like 'it's free bard'#geraskier #witchersexual jaskier

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kaori04 · 9 months

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Does anybody else wishes that one time Jaskier would just loose it and go apeshit instead of doing his usual coping mechanism joke

#jaskier #the witcher #the witcher netflix #twn #twn spoilers #spoilers #the witcher netflix spoilers #american series #she says it like its geralt who writes the songs and jaskier steals it or smth #yeah inspiration from witnessing stuff first hand is important #but when you take into the account risk that goes along with it for a weak human like jask #you cannot reduce what he is doing just to self interest #even if you don't know him

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thedemonofcat · 1 month

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The next time Geralt sees Jaskier after the mountain, he learns that the bard is gravely ill and may not have long to live.

Geralt is heartbroken as he spends time near what will be Jaskier's deathbed. In all their time together, Geralt had always been able to save and protect Jaskier, but not this time. There's no monster fight, just human sickness.

After Geralt reaches out to Yennefer in a desperate plea for her to save Jaskier, she points out that Jaskier isn't fully human as he doesn't seem to age. Therefore, no normal illness should kill him.

Then Geralt finds, right under the bed, a hex bag.

Someone has cursed Jaskier

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threefandomsinatrenchcoat · 7 months

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Jaskier is a vampire who doesn't want to kill humans so he goes for Geralt as he knows the witcher would survive and heal well

Geralt is a witcher being followed by a fledgeling vampire and very exasperated but unwilling to kill the man for trying to be good

What follows are a lot of fun adventures, Jaskier constantly trying to have a little nibble, Geralt pushing him away like he's Roach looking for a treat in his pockets, friendship, music, and confused other witchers who are unsure why Geralt hasn't gotten rid of the vampire in some way, yet. (Because Geralt is NOT AT ALL fond of his little bat, clearly.)

#writing inspiration #writing prompt #the witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #geralt x jaskier #geralt z rivii #geralt of rivera #jaskier #non human jaskier #vampire jaskier #vampires

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patroclusdefencesquad · 10 months

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i think it would be so cool if this prophecy was about jaskier just a little neat

#idk like a little nod to all the non-human jaskier theories #giving him like. a destiny stake in what is to come or something?#i do love that jaskier is like the only character NOT there out of destiny or necessity #that he chooses to be there #but also him being descended from the first witcher and his hard would be amazing #the witcher #jaskier

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showmethesneer · 3 months

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and by "substance abuse" i mean how Jaskier is constantly ingesting unknown substances

#hazbin hotel #vivziepop #helluva boss #the hunger games #the witcher #twn #fizzarolli #angel dust #finnick odair #jaskier #joey batey #blake roman #alex brightman #sam claflin #michael kovach #human trafficking tw #venn diagram #queer representation

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spielzeugkaiser · 2 years

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I absolutely adore your art! Especially necromancer jaskier, I was wondering if you’d ever consider him doing something like in Lord Of The Rings where Aragorn shows up with his army of the dead…maybe he brings them to help with a fight against Nilfgaard?

Please keep doing what you’re doing, it’s so wonderful and always makes my day when you post!

You know, these prompts always make me go hnnnggg, because I love every version of bamf!Jaskier. The biggest difference between those two scenes would be that in the necromancer!Jaskier verse? It's him who's the scariest thing around.

#the witcher #jaskier #necromancer!Jaskier #digital art #the witcher netflix #julian alfred pankratz #I love love love art with horror vibes #from an artistic standpoint it's my favorite thing to draw #listen necromancer!Jaskier is a BABY but he gives even Geralt the creeps sometimes - and Geralt is the least scared of him #it's just pure instinct that has a shiver running down the witchers and humans and sorceresses back because #well Jaskier died twice already #he's a sweetheart but his undead - alive ratio is really screwed

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thelostgirl21 · 7 months

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Oh. My. God.

Hugh... Hugh, you are awesome...

I was watching an interview they made with Hugh, Cassie and Graham where they asked Hugh "Does music play a part in you developing your characters?"

He answered that it was a conversation that he and Cassie had actually had, because they'd both made a bit of a playlist for theirs, and he'd been listening to Jobriath to help get himself in the mood.

And when he said that, I went "Wait, hold on..." because I remembered there was another interview - where they'd asked him if the actors had any say when it came to choosing the wig their character would wear - where Hugh mentioned that yeah, they did, and that he'd wanted his looks to be a bit inspired by '70s Glam Rock...

Guys...

Jobriath was the 1st openly gay Glam Rock artist, whose career suffered a major backlash from homophobic audiences (from what I understand, the way his publicist chose to exploit his sexuality as a marketing tool didn't help), that sadly died of AIDS back in 1983 (at age 36).

He played in the musical "Hair", and here is how he looked back then...

But the picture that fucking killed me, however, is this one...

Because, I mean...

Another interesting fact: His birth name was actually Bruce Wayne Campbell.

He changed it to Jobriath Salisbury after deserting from the US Army.

They eventually did find him and arrest him, though, and he spent about 6 months in a military psychiatric hospital after suffering a breakdown.

Just thinking about poor Radovid attempting to run away from the Redanian court, only to be pulled right back in, and definitely looking right in the verge of a breakdown here...

(I'm hoping Radovid's story get a happier ending than what happened to Jobriath IRL, though...)

One of his songs is actually called "Take Me I'm Yours"...

And it's totally worth a listen!

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Baby, you just amaze me and daze me

You're the blind spot in my consciousness

C'mon and forsake me and break me

And drink the blood of my obsessiveness

Make me cry out and die out

Of love for this world's fallacy

Refuse me diffuse me

To the corners of the galaxy

Take me I'm yours

Take me take me I'm yours

Take me I'm yours

I can't say if this particular song was a part of Hugh's playlist when developing the character, but...

... suddenly feels like an even more inspired line to me.

There are other songs and lyrics from Jobriath that do give me some solid Radskier feels...

Ex:

I've always wanted a movie queen

To call my very own

That bright and shining star

I've worshipped from afar

Came to earth to be with me tonight

I've always wanted a superstar

To cherish as my own

But so high in the sky

I never dared to try

To take the steps that I can take with you tonight

So basically, Hugh Skinner was offered to play a gay Prince/King on a major fantasy show...

And apparently, thought that he'd take the opportunity to draw inspiration from, and subtly pay homage to, a near-forgotten gay cultural icon.

And it's perfect!

#Hugh Skinner #Radovid #Radskier #Jaskier #Jobriath #The Witcher #My Posts #My Thoughts #On this absolutely amazing human being!#And wonderful queer character...

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3twindragons · 2 years

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Jaskier

For @rauchendesgnu

#jaskier is a disney princess #he has friends geralt!!#what no!#his friends are animals so what?#jaskier is definitely snow white from shrek singing led zeppelin and invading castles #what are his friend's names?i don't know #gerald believes that something wrong is going on with the bard!#what do you mean im not human geralt? i just don't look a year older that 20 all because I use my creams #geralt stares at Jaskier...but how do you explain the fact that you talk to animals?#oh ho ho geralt I'll put paper in your mouth if you call again yourself an animal! *mumbling *witchers and their self worth...#art #fanart #jaskier x geralt #witcher geralt #geralt of rivia #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #disney #disney princesses #geralt x jaskier #i ship them #squirrel #mouse #the wither netflix #the wicher #fae art #forest fae #fae folk #funny #promtps

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namedafterflowerstournament · 5 months

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Botanic Tournament : Main Bracket !

Round 2 Poll NN

Jaskier, the character's name in the original, Polish version means Buttercup. Editors changed it into Dandelion in English versions because they thought it was too girly. Marigold (the name under the pic) is Jaskier's name in the Czech edition.

(Roses, buttercup and dandelion)

#botanic tournament #tournament polls #round 2 #hbg rose #hbg #humans b gone #gameblr #rose the spider #jaskier #the witcher dandelion #the witcher jaskier #jaskier the witcher #the witcher books #the witcher series #andrzej sapkowski #the witcher #bookblr

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thedemonofcat · 1 month

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There was always something peculiar about Jaskier; he seemed immune to the passage of time, unlike others. Many attributed it to the favorable genetics of the Pankratz family.

However, it wasn't until Jaskier trailed Geralt into Brokilon Forest that doubts arose about his humanity.

As the Dryads refrained from attacking Jaskier immediately, it almost felt as if the forest itself was beckoning him, welcoming him with open arms.

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threefandomsinatrenchcoat · 10 months

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Someone insults Geralt a little too much and Jaskier starts a bar fight over it. Needless to say, he wins it while Geralt just sits there in confusion and mild arousal.

#writing inspiration #writing prompt #the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #jaskier may or may not be human in this #whichever you prefer

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jaskierisbi · 9 months

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what the FUCK is jaskier eating any weird substance he finds someone has to stop this man fr

#can u tell I’m on episode eight like what the FUCK U LITERALLY ARE MAKING A WITCHER POTION AND YOU FUCKING LICK IT #BRUH YOU K N O W THAT SHIT CAN BE LETHAL TO HUMANS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #the witcher #the witcher spoilers #the witcher s3 #the witcher season 3 #mine

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could-be-gayer · 7 months

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Chaotic Fanfic Recommendation <3

Do you wanna read about a bard with no self preservation skills with a band of emotionally constipated wolf guys? What about platonic relationships that melt you to your absolute core? Screaming at your phone cause God will you please kiss and tell each other your big emotions?

Then I have an amazing fanfic for you, my guy. This "the way in which you talk to me (have me wishing I were gone)" by Livesinbooks. This a story of non-human Jaskier making up with Geralt after you know that and taking him to Kaer Morhen and meeting all the witchers. Then, it builds apon these relationships in stuff a fun way for the characters and the dynamics, my god the dynamics. This is such a fun story that grows and keeps you wanting more. This is about finding love in all its different forms and how to communicate in these relationships. If you have a general understand of The Witcher then you will love this canon divergence. The Geraskier is so yummy, finger licking good yummy. Jaskier is especially is most chaotic and brings everyone down with him and they find out they love his company and want geralt to lock this shit down cause Jaskier is so fluffy and good. With Ciri in this, Jaskier is already making himself #1 dad and Ciri loves it. Then, Yennefer is her badass self. The plot was not put to the side, and it entwines nicely with the characters and helps with the growth of their relationships. It feels like the author loves these characters and wants the best for them, so you. Should. Read. This. Please

Now Bob with the stats:

This fic comes in at 41,950 words with 4 chapters. It has 152 comments with 1,530 kudos. It sits at a nice 284 bookmarks and 16,766 hits

My note on the fic was:

Jaskier, non human being: I will just live my life singing and enjoying nice people

Geralt, a man that hunts non human beings and is not nice: *exists*

Jaskier: look at that the love of my life

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spielzeugkaiser · 2 years

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I am not done with the baby 🥺 They are horse dads... Also Baby has kinda understood that Jaskier is always Jaskier but looks different sometimes and I think either she 1. Thinks he is just a strange looking horse 2. Harbours the misconception that she can turn human too (like that is something that horses just do-)

#shapeshifter!jaskier #geraskier #jaskier #geralt of rivia #the witcher #the witcher netflix #roaches baby needs a name! YOU CAN'T NAME HER ROACH GERALT #also yes #I went full talking baby route whatever #I just want the chaos #also baby: Jaskier TURN like mama this instant I am in the need of love #does the baby even realise she isn't a horse but a mule? no #does she realise she can't be handled like a human? barely #climbing Geralt like HUG ME TOO

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