MY MANNS MANIFESTED THE FUTURE AND TURNED IT INTO REALITY  ʱªʱªʱª (* ´>艸<)゛

BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU CANNOT STAY MAD AT HIM FOR LONG YOU CANT FOOL US LMAOOO (˃̣̣̥ ∀ ˂̣̣̥)

bestie & new hoodie arrived in tha mail

Augh Huohuo is so fuckin cute and Tail is so fuckin funny

Bowing comes natural to show off kind of characters, they are awesome, they are cocky, they are amazing and they know it.

But even if bowing it’s natural instinct or a character trait, there are different ways to bow, and you must admit, this is an specific kind of bow.

Sonic really did spent great part of his formative years around Eggman.

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

BEYOND EVIL | EP8

Traitor Magolor teaches Kirby how to evil laugh

This idea came from @anywaymuahahahaha !

continuing my katsuki brainrot tangent im so convinced he STRIVES off of making you laugh. but not him like telling funny jokes or whatever but by making fun of people you don’t like😭😭. like imagine there’s a person you hate, katsuki makes it his life goal to roast the shit outta them LMFAOOO. he uses everything he has just to see you in tears gasping for air while also trying to scold him n telling him he’s "being mean". he knows he is, but if he’s the one making you laugh so hard then he’ll keep being mean all damn day.

even if you staunchly stood by emily/fig's suspicion of porter from the beginning, the reveal of porter being a multiclass paladin makes sense when you realize charisma is a paladin's spellcasting ability

this season, porter got both fig and gorgug to eventually warm up to him, and even though fig wrote on his teacher evaluation that she wasn't sure if he was evil or not, both of them gave him all 5's

porter has some very funny bits in this campaign and brennan really had me letting my guard down around him!! i laughed so much when he went into a rage to avoid having adaine detect thoughts; we thought it was to avoid her seeing his thoughts about zara

and all along it could be because if she pushed deeper, his plan would be revealed

reposting from my twottwer but

ethan isnt ugly because of his chin or nose, he looks bad because 99% of photos taken of him r in the game where he has no expression and looks extremly uncanny, his chin and nose are lauvely and are features many people have but just arent conventional beauty standards

liek theres a mod where they put his model over another resident evil character and he has full facial animation and he looks GREAT because his eyes arent popping out like he saw a cartoon ghost!

mod

re7 (no facialanimation)

ethan is just a average normal everyman, he LOOKS like some random civillian and it fits bcs he is! it would be strange if he was some chisled super soldier whos built like a brick wall because hes a software engineer who lived in california bro is not going to have a built of a body builder

and thats ok!!

we took you right from your mothers womb! our temple, your tomb! Can be your pick, not pawned the poisonous blood!

Chat blanc piece because i love him oh so much! lyrics from The Wolf by Fever Ray

bloody version and reference under cut :3

Doc: I don't get why people think I'm a super villain, or evil or whatever. I'm really a big softie! Very friendly. I build scary things sometimes but you know, it's all in fun!

Also Doc: DID YOU HEAR THE FEAR IN THEIR VOICES THE PRAISES THEY SANG AS THEIR FOLLY SUNK IN? ITS MY WORLD AND YOU LIVE IN IT, YES. BUT PRETTY WORDS AND DIAMONDS CANNOT STIFLE MY WRATH. REVENGE RIDES UPON THE WIND AND I AM ITS HARBINGER. [Evil cackling as his theme music plays]

dont ya love when scientists get themselves lost in the fog and return a mad man? (i do)

THERE'S GONNA BE A BENDY MOVIE

The divide between the Dad Friends™️ and Doug Houser continues to grow with this relevation

you're a diver from Fontaine, one of the best in the entire Court, and are known far and wide for your ability to collect whatever resource people need- that's where most of your pay comes from, collecting beryl conches and romaritime flowers for jewelry, perfumes, and the like. but you also enjoy diving as a hobby, spending most of your time off in the water and enjoying the sights, your Vision allowing you to breathe easily under the waves. there's something about floating weightlessly in oceanic world that helps you feel so calm and at peace.

it's during one of these leisurely dives that you encounter something- or someone- incredible.

you won't lie, you were swimming too close to the Fortress of Meropide. yes, it's technically forbidden, but you couldn't help but investigate the deeper waters and caves around it after so long of staying away from the area! as long as you stayed away from the searchlights, no one would suspect a thing, so you swam down into the murky gloom. it's more difficult to see as you cautiously glance around, slightly on edge- until you come face-to-face with an oddly glowing light, seemingly emitting from a faceted crystal. you don't dare go towards it (you've had enough experience with ocean creatures to know it very well could be a lure), so instead it decides to come towards you, and an enormous slinking creature is revealed from the darkness. your blood runs cold, all instincts screaming to get away, run, but the monster merely chitters curiously, tilting his horned head and blinking at you quietly.

hesitantly, you raise a hand and wave, and the beast's singular eye widens in awe as he waves back.

you come back to visit the odd creature again and again after that day, becoming adept at avoiding the lights of Fontaine's prison. the monster- Childe, as he told you via carvings on the wall- was incredibly sweet despite his intimidating appearance, greeting you with a delighted chirp and a hug, always extremely gentle with you. he follows you as you explore, protecting you and bringing you trinkets that have sunk to the ocean floor, nudging your hands for head scritches. through his gestures and warbling tones you deduce that he lives in a cavern further below, one you refuse to go to- it makes your skin crawl, for some reason. rarely does Childe come to the surface, but occasionally he'll accompany you if he doesn't want to see you go, wrapping his scaled tail around your legs and whining until you give him a kiss on the forehead. he loves you, and you love him, and he was your special secret.

until you began to fall mysteriously ill, your breaths coming out short and ragged and your head filling with cotton clouds. at first you think it's just a common cold, but it doesn't go away, only getting worse over time. the doctors you visit don't seem to have a cure, merely telling you to rest until you feel better, which you never do, no matter how many hours you sit on the shore with Childe's head in your lap. his worry for you makes you feel a little happier, caressing his cheeks and whispering hoarsely to him as he whimpers, claws dancing over your cheeks in an attempt to hold you back. but it hurts and you cough again and again, growing weaker by the day for no reason other than fate's cruel story.

you don't know that Childe is a monster from the Primordial Sea, gradually wearing away at your strength and life, until it's too late.

spinning him around like a basketball. dribbling him against the floorboards even