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officesupplied · 1 month

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elsewhere is my biggest hyperfixation which sucks because nobody has heard of it (I don’t mean in a "there’s a fandom but I don’t know anybody irl" way or a "it’s vaguely obscure" way I mean I’m pretty sure I’m the only person online to have ever posted about this comic within a fandom context). It’s kind of alternate history kind of historical fiction but it’s a lot more "alternate" and "fiction" than it is history since it puts more focus on crazy adventures in an alien world than the real lives of the main protagonists (Amelia Earhart and D. B. Cooper) but if somebody was interested in fiction involving those characters (which I massively was before reading it. I watch/read every single D. B. Cooper media) they would probably like it.

It revolves around Amelia Earhart being transported into an alternate world named Korvath and fights alongside the natives against the evil overlord Kragen. There are a lot of plot twists but you can’t really explain the series without spoiling the extremely minor first one, that being the appearance of D. B. Cooper. At the end of the first issue, Amelia pretends to turn herself into Kragen’s prison in the hopes that her co-pilot Fred Noonan has been imprisoned there, only to find out that she has not in fact been put in a cell with Fred, but rather a sad little wet cat goofball named Daniel (he has stolen thousands of dollars in a famous skyjacking incident) and then in the next issue they escape and make their way back to the group.

I’m probably gonna have to get it out the way, Dan is my favourite character by far because he’s so silly. He’s always either a gremlin or a wet cat

^ his ass is having a good time! ^ his ass is not having a good time

it’s probably easier to sum up why I love him with my collection of Dan screenshots

he’s so caffeine addicted… (also canon/heavily implied bisexual‼️ which is why we are getting married‼️)

There are two arcs but it got cancelled after that because it didnt get enough sales (there was no promotion) (still kinda bugs me how comic companies don’t advertise their comics and then cancel them when they don’t make enough) which shall forever be my equivalent to the burning of the library of Alexandria. Because of the obscurity there is no‼️ chance of it coming back either…

i don’t really know how to end this so just have this random moment from the comic that aged extremely well

I despise when . Yknow. Canecellations. sounds really cool though !! Yeah you should marry that guy, he seems sick as fuck.

“fire in the hole!” guy looks like doctor doom. the art style is fun !! plot wise it also sounds fun. I’ll try to check it out sometime eventually

#asks #ohohoh I love when people infodump at me

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inutaffy · 11 months

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riverdale recap. didnt live blog this part my bad

kurtz fuckinf died. RIP MY GREASY JUNKIE BABE. he got killed by the gargoyle king

gladys (jugheads mom) left town. one bc she put jellybean in danger with the whole drug trade thing ans two bc FP foudn out about it and hes. Peeved. and the sheriff so. she's disappearing for a bit she says.

black hood, betty's dad faked his death. came back only to be shot by penelope blossom during a game she put on to prove that betty/jughead/archie/veronica were just as dark as the rest of the town. they weren't.

oh yeah penelope blossom is the gargoyle king

hiram lodge got fucjing arrrested. for illegal gambling and the like.

hermione lodge got arrested bc hiram told the police that she tried to kill him. twice

junior prom happened ans betty was attacked by the black hood (this happened obviously before she was killed)

cheryl wasn't allowed to be prom queen bc of some stupid farmie rule (cult behavior) something something the one become many the many one. idk. anyway she was pissed about it. as she should be shout out my egoistical lesbian icon

oh yeah hiram got arrested bc when he "sold" pops chock lit shop veronica, he actually tricked her. he kept the deed and gave her a fake so she was In Fact. putting money back into his pocket. she got pissed about that brought the fbi in to get him caught in the act and staged this whole thing.

hiram also literallt almost killed a teenager in the ring over some stupid shit. grown ass 50 yr old man literallt threw the ref and said "THIS ENDS NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️" like fuck dude calm down hes 17

speaking of archie, hes in his regular self destructive tendencies he tried to fight 2 fights in the same day AFTER losing 6 pounds of weight. crazy shit.

oh yeah the whole prom thing they all dressed up as medieval times and betty had to be crowned prom queen bc she's. the gryphon queen or some shit and in the gargoyle king's gospel it said that the gryphon queen's coronation would bring about the gargoyle king arrival blah blah.

right like i said about the black hood attacking betty at prom? that was bc she received a note saying she needs to go see the king immediately, before the crowning. something blah blah if you say something everyone will die. and then she almost died.

also to escape, hal cooper, the black hood. cut his hand off and threw it on the burning transfer bus (he was supposed to be going to another prison. betty literallt thoight he escaped as soon as she heard because he specfically asked her to help him get transfered to a facility in riverdale.) to make everyone believe he was dead. so he h. so he had. so he had a hook for a hand.

he also killed like 5 other people at prom before trying for betty. all while the juniors were in the gym

after the black hood scare, she went to her mom, who's with the farm whos been using the old "Sisters Of Quiet Mercy" building for their uses. basically they're an ex nun group who did bad mental health services. and also part orphanage. ANYWAY after the black hood scare betty decided to stay with her mom in the cultish farm facility.

#theres more hold on

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battleforbabygirl · 9 months

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god i know his ass is gonna lose because this fandom is soo soo tiny but if i can get him in another poll besides the one i run i will. actually am i even allowed to submit this many characters

charles cuevas from drdt/danganronpa despair time (again tags)

propaganda:

i know hes a fucking fanganronpa character of all things but hear me out hear me out okay please

umm he was a major dick in chapter 1 and isolated himself and then he got framed for murder and had a breakdown infront of everyone (wow, what is it with purple bitches) and so he got MAJORLY HUMBLED and now hes still a bitch but hes willing to actually cooperate with people. also hes had some very gay moments with some hot pink bitch named breakfact (/ref that is not actually his name). canonically writes in fucking cursive and is a massive nerd. did i mention he forgot the existence of his dead brother and didn't even know until he got told so by some random tv-head robo cat? yeah hes going fucking through it

OH ALSO EVERYONE BULLIES HIM SO HARD. THE MAIN CHARACTER MAKES FUN OF HIM FOR BEING A CACTUS LOVER also he canonically doesnt know what sex is im not kidding. HE ALSO CANT DO HIS OWN LAUNDRY OR COOK THATS SO FUNNY TO ME

I LOST TRACK OF AHBMISSIONS ALREADY😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️BUT YES BUT UHMMM TRY TO KEEP TO A MINIMAL IG??-

#battle for babygirl

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ivathedemon · 1 year

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Yet another headcanon dump ‼️

Seek

They started listening to emo music ironically, now it's like their entire playlist.

They try their very best to come off as emotionless or stoic but that almost never works

They say "Bombastic side eye" every other sentence.

They blast loud ass music from their room almost 24/7, mostly to mess with people.

Jack

He's a costplayer, mostly does pirate costplays.

He unironically listens to Justin Bieber.

Most of his music taste is meme songs like "We are number one".

He pulls pranks on everyone in the hotel, no one is safe

He usually hangs out with Hide or Screech depending on what they wanna do that day.

He dares Rush and Ambush to do the dumbest shit imaginable.

Hide

She hates socializing, a lot. She finds it very stressful.

She hides in closets because they make her confy.

They also hate loud noises, but there's a lot of those around considering where they live.

All this makes her be in a bad mood most of the time.

They're somehow besties with Jack despite how different the two are.

Screech

They make sarcastic remarks in every possible situation.

They help Jack out with the pranks.

They know a lot about tech and stuff, so they're usually the ones solving all tech related problems.

They do NOT get allong with Seek, mostly because of their music taste difference (and because they're both immature teenagers that refuse to cooperate).

#roblox doors #doors au #doors seek #doors headcanons #doors hide #doors screech #doors jack

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jin0 · 2 years

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Oh my GAWD Jin…. Another addition to one of my messages to you from a few weeks back husband andrew coming home and wifeys waiting for him and now more VISUALS

https://twitter.com/ohgarfeels/status/1508872929848999938?s=21&t=9ytCEcAHxKGizKTh0gL1dQ

MOMMY LOVES U DADDY <33333 like I can just tell he’d call y/n mommy like in third person context not only to his kid but when they’re alone too and I’ll admit as much as I’m afraid of childbirth this is the ultimate turn on 😀😀🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

https://twitter.com/ohgarfeels/status/1508866471081897988?s=21&t=cC9X3f9-rB17ROH7nEH02Q

And the TIE I STILL AM NOT OVER THE TIES ON HIM AND THE CRISP BUTTON DOWNS NOT A HAIR OUT OF PLACE TYPICAL.. until he gets home I’m feral already playing 1950s housewife whatever he needs I’m there with it 😀‼️. Wearing a silk teddy whisking something somewhere having a fresh blowout mani pedi done just his trophy like yea I’m down for u always daddy.

-STN 💐💐❤️❤️

no because there's something divine about dad!andrew and housewife!reader ? like you and him had been married for a little over two years bow and you'd recently had a baby of your own.

he wasn't just careful or caring of you and our little girl, he was overprotective to a point that genuinely prevented you from even thinking of working again. he wanted you safe and sound in the comfort of your home and wouldn't have it any other way. it didn't matter how strong and healthy you were or how well you'd recovered. you would sit your pretty ass at home while he worked for you and your family.

it wasn't about gender roles and all that, just about him hating the thought of having you work and be exhausted when he could pay you to exist if you agreed to it. but the man would gladly be a stay at home dad, cause nothing won his heart better than having your little girl latch onto his fingers and giggle as loudly as her little lungs and vocal cords allowed.

but imagine getting him ready for an interview or for some kind of press where he has to where a suit and mister just really doesn't want to cooperate, to busy playing with his daughter. he's carrying her around while making funny sounds and blowing raspberries on her stomach. you, you're waiting for him to focus so that you can mut on his tie for him.

"look at mommy, peanut ! look at her, we're making her wait huh ? she's probably going to be mad at me. are you mommy ? are you mad at us ? do you want kisses too ?"

"mommy wants daddy to come here so that i can help him with his tie before he's late."

and he won't say anything about it but as soon as you called him daddy, he felt his cock twitch.

he goes put the baby down in her bed for her nap before going back to you for his tie. you put it on an pull on it to give him a kiss which he reciprocates with passion. andrew being himself, he needs to slide his hand under your dress and smack your ass.

you're still carrying the baby weight, tits just as big as when you would feed her and your ass just as full and plump. you're moaning when he starts gripping on you with no shame, playing with your panties. when he starts grazing your pussy you know you gotta stop him before he ends up late 'because of you' again.

"d-drew. no touching. you're gonna be late."

his first reflex is to grab your ass with both hands.

"can't touch you like that mommy ? that's kinda difficult for me to do. i mean, with an ass like that, t's my duty to check on you sweetheart."

this fucker starts rubbing his bulge under your covered mound as if he had nothing to do or nowhere to be at. you try to stop him again but you end up pinned to the wall.

"drew you're gonna be late. you need... n-need to go."

"i'll be leaving mommy. don't worry about that." he's kissing your neck and licking on your collarbones. his hands slide into your cleavage to play with your tits and you feel yourself lose your resolve to get him to leave on time. with his cock pressing into your pussy like that, his other duties don't seem so important. "just know mommy, that when i come back. i'm putting another baby into you. need have that pussy filed for days and i need to have you swollen and waddling with more of our kids. we'll give peanuts siblings and i satisfy you just like you deserve for being such a good mommy."

yeah, the housewife lifestyle does great things for you.

#•° jin replies <3°•#•°sweet people in my inbox°•#andrew garfield imagine #andrew garfield x female reader #andrew garfield x reader #andrew garfield x you #andrew garfield smut #andrew garfield one shot #andrew garfield #woc reader #female reader #black reader

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kakubun · 3 years

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what if you were their personal helper?

part. 2

a/n: the first one had a great feedback, sorry if this one's half assed/edgy

warnings: chapter 189-206 spoilers‼️‼️‼️, suggestive, violence and blood mentions

rindou

you were a pro in the bomb and mech field, creating small self destructive bombs, small cameras that can easily latch onto people without them noticing and etc

mikey has heard you all over the news about a speacialist that has planted several bombs in many areas multiple times and he went out his way to link up with you

shocked to say the least that the leader of bonten was interested in you so you listened to what he said

(quite scary how they can find you more easily than the cops)

he wanted you to be an executive in bonten and you immediately disagreed and did not take on the offer

"i would rather like working my way around things ON my own" you grinned, getting ready to get up but mikey halted you (with sanzu's piercing glare to you with how you declined the offer easily

"how about this, work under one of the executives and you can do whatever you want with your position." is he for real? executive sounds fancy and all but being an assistant to one, he better shave the rest of his hair to convince you to work under a damned executive

"here's the catch bun, the executive you'll maybe work under is also a specialist like you" now that seemed to catch your interest and you sat back down (thank god for sanzu to say that part) , mikey mumbled into the phone for whoever to come, into this specific room

minutes later, he came in all his glory, rindou haitani

you're irritated now, your eyebrows furrowed as you look down

why? if you put two and two together, this man was the one stealing all the credit.

being in the same field and also setting traps in the same area wasn't a good idea

you've set up a lot of bombs in a bank you wanted to rob then he also set his bombs close to where you placed them without even knowing you were setting them up in the first place

so the next day on telly, you don't see the 'secret speacialist' all you saw in the headlines were "bonten sets up serious bombing to happen at [random name] bank on the previous night"

they showed the bonten symbol rindou would put on every bombing or trap and felt pissy that this person from bonten you don't even know have stolen all your credit

here he was in the flesh, oh how you want to bite him but you asked a question first, dusting off the invicible dirt from your lap

"aren't you the asshole stealing all the credit from all the bombings i planned?"

he had the audacity to even smirk at you in this situation

next few days

calling both of you feral cats having a pissing contest was an understatement

it's always you retorting or being the one offended and back to back that sanzu wanted to shove both of his hands in yours and rindou's mouth

it was entertaining to say the least, it was easy to tease you because that one 'fuck up' from you (or so both brothers stated) had you screaming or fidgeting from how annoyed you are

you could never work together with him, he had a smart mouth you wanted to kick off

he would shoo you away with the brush of his hands with that stupidly lazy eyes he had

well maybe one time you tried shutting off yourself from arguing with him since you were both assigned an actual mission that's actually serious, the haitani brothers would catch you being cooperative and agree on a couple of statements, suprise would be littered in their emotions for some time

the map laid out on the table as you pinpoint as to where to set up cameras and to be careful that it didn't mix up with rindou's path since this was an assasination mission that he himself wanted to do

the night fell over the city as they were scared to what bonten's next move was, praying that atleast any chaos won't happen near them

they need not to worry because this was just a partly big gang that's slowly growing who wanted to take down bonten

"tch as it was that easy" rindou murmured under his breath as you snickered, watching your tablet to see numerous members of the gang just joking around, oh the thrill to see them widen their eyes to a trespasser who was ready to kill them

rindou was settled near the vent he unscrewed and tightly held onto it to perfectly drop it on one unsuspecting member who had his last breath when the metal dropped onto him and rindou stepped on him to jump onto others to shoot

the spider cameras that you had travelled to the main area where the main leaders were, discussing about whatever

you mocked them silently and signalled rindou with a buzz to his phone whilst he wiped the blood from his cheek from executing most of the men wondering at the other parts of the building

the last that rindou needed to do was lead the leaders outside, a fitting end to their enemies, the atrocious sight to their teammates dead and to have them meet the eyes of death at the end of the hallway

rindou chuckled to how fast one of them ran, he could see how scary looking the fast one was, probably full of hate for him for killing his men and sprinted towards the window

there was one thing both rindou and you had in common and it was revelling in destruction and to bathe in the 'beauty' of it

rindou slid at the wide space of the open window and fell into the garbage pit that was conveniently placed underneath him

the 'eyes of death' that the leaders were gonna meet was a huge explosion that most likely flung them back to death

you and rindou's bomb collided and set off a very huge explosion that would've crash the whole building down

you looked up and ran off to the darkness back to bonten's base, the explosion was a work of art, you got ready by blocking both of your ears shut with your hands and would stare at awe at the breaking debris flying everywhere

you laughed when you think about rindou's situation, you could skip on over the base thinking about how stupid he would look trying to get out of a smelly garbage pit and hurrying off to the base, rancid like a stinky mole

success it was, maybe joining bonten wasn't a bad idea

annnndd working together with rindou, not saying being a partner with him is not so bad but saying being a partner with him isn't so bad

akashi

his assistant you were that cleans his torture weapons for him most of the time when he's too busy

you were cautious whenever you were close by the torture room, not wanting to hear any blood squelching punishment or screaming from the door so you knocked on the door when all was silence

.. which was also the worst timing because all of them were in there including akashi, they were putting away the bodies that were dead as dead

you squeked, shutting the door to which the other members chuckled to your reaction and faced akashi who stepped on his cigaratte and head on his way to you

it wasn't long before you heard akashi coming out the room and you held up his clean tools and he smiled to how adorable you looked with his weapons

"tommorow, there will be new members coming in to my division, don't do anything out of sort" he patted your back and you wondered what he meant

did he mean flirting? what did he mean, no way in hell is he making you think about this so you headed back into your room to sleep since it was midnight

the veryy next day

you were in the gym, beating the hell out of a punching bag and stopped when the chain looked like it was about to break

the punching bag was supposingly sanzu's one so technically just a few hits to it and it's about busted

a whistle came from behind you and you got jumpscared yet again by sanzu

sanzu usually goes to the gym at the crack of dawn like you (you were minutes early before him because being around him makes you hella nervous) and comments that you're being a show off for akashi which you huffed and ignored him

sanzu was already arranging preparations for a new punching bag and you stepped out the room flicking him off when he starts commenting shit again

you cool off to get ready for the day and noticed a note slipped under one of your books and snatched it immediately

"my tools are outside again for wash, sorry i got some things to handle" even though his part of punishment is always quick, it still suprises you to how many people manage to piss off atleast one of the bonten members

you got ready to wash them off but the rags were in the corner on the table of the hallway so you just brought the bucket with you so you didn't need to hurry off again to take them from your room

an ugly suprise awaits for you as you gulped, men crowded in the hallway

you avoided them, getting the rag on the table and glanced back at them

a nasty group it was, they looked at you innappropiately and hollered at you which you didn't pay no heed to and you accidently bumped into someone

it was one of the nasties from the group and he had this hideous smile, touching your face and cupping it

the disgust you felt rocked throughout your body

he was about to say something when he immediately shut his mouth to whoever appeared behind you and pulled his hand away

you nearly died of relief when akashi tapped on your shoulder to go to the meeting room and you obeyed and went but you thought you heard wrong

"huh, the meeting room?" you opened the door of the meeting room and you were sick of seeing sanzu.. then the other members were in, well some of them

"you in the wrong room darling?" you shook your head to ran and entered quietly, telling them that akashi told you to go here

the haitani brothers joked with sanzu that akashi's literally in love with you and you did not came here for this but thankfully they stopped since the n a s t y gang arrived with akashi

bucket and rag still in hand, akashi asked you to come sit on his lap

you felt heat rush to every part of your body but you quickly sat down not wanting to cause any trouble and he ordered for you to clean his tools during the meeting

if this wasn't a meeting, the trio would wolf whistle and become a pack of wild animals to how protective he was over you

but what you didn't know is that he wasn't stiff due to you sitting on him, looking all pretty cleaning his icepick but it's because he was full of anger and resentment for that son of a gun who decided to touch you, if looks could kill, the man across the table would go limp on the table in seconds

the meeting went on and on eventhough you finished cleaning and akashi still clutched your hip like you're going to run the moment he turned away from the man who touched you

akashi also glared at sanzu at times because he couldn't stop being a little shit over you and him

the meeting's dismissed and you got off akashi's lap and tilt your head down to not face the others because of how jelly like you felt when you were busy on akashi's thigh

akashi then pointed to the man who breathed your air to stay and the others immediately rushed out because they knew not to mess with bonten's advisor

akashi ordered the man to come a little closer and allowed you to have a small talk with him

he sweated eventhough seeing you come closer makes him a lot less nervous, the problem is that akashi himself is watching

you came closer, your lips trembling into a smile holding onto his left hand

"which hand did you touched me with again?" you whispered to him which made him confused but guts in a mess because he doesn't know what's coming to him

he doesn't, when you suddenly pulled the ice pick you cleaned moments ago out of your pocket and stabbed his left hand with it and he wailed

you wanted to taunt him but what for when he couldn't even hear you over his screaming and you stabbed his right next

"shit!" he cursed and you striked his chin with the bloodied icepick and he tumbled to the ground, blood dripping into puddles

the 4 of the bonten men stood in the room grinning at you and well technically just you shoving the ice pick onto the rag to clean it again

but it's also because

if you touch something that's not yours, you're done for

especially when it's bonten's.

(that's why akashi wholeheartedly told you to stab a person if they were acting up towards you)

#tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers fluff #tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyo revengers scenarios #tokyo revengers #tokyo rev #rindou x reader #tokyo revengers rindou #rindou headcanons #rindou x y/n #rindou haitani #rindou scenarios #rindou fluff #akashi x reader #akashi takeomi #akashi scenarios #akashi fluff #akashi hcs #akashi headcanons

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star-spangled-man · 2 years

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Sorry to hear you've got another migraine, I hope youre feeling better soon, they really are pure evil. Let me just drop something for you real quick. Matt is looking after you but can't find anything to help you being super sensitive to the lights. So he places his black mask over you eyes...

‼️ BABES I-

You have to realise I am actually screaming over here (ironic bc my head is thumping rn). I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS BUT LIKE MY MIND WON'T COOPERATE RIGHT NOW. He'd be so sweet and caring about it, while trying to hide his smart ass personality. Because let's be honest, matty boy is cocky as hell but we love him for it.

@matt-erialgirl the thing you wrote but instead of the blindfold his black mask!!

#matt murdock #paige's inbox 💌

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godhatesme-22 · 6 years

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Hey guys...

So today I wanted to expose to you something that really, REALLY disturbed me today...

It was something I saw today on social media, and it’s really opened my eyes on how cooperate America works in our society today, and I think it is just SICKENING. It’s about an incident that happened quite a while ago, and I’m surprised I haven’t heard of it until now.

It took place in America, supposedly one of the safest countries out there. Everything just fell into place so quickly, from the time it all started to the irreparable damage it caused in the end.

I also really think that not enough people in our world today take it as seriously as it should! This was a HORRIFYING EVENT, and I don’t think I’ll ever look at standard American businesses the same way again!

I found a copy of the news article on reddit so you guys will finally realize why I’m so disturbed, shocked, and PARALYZED with fear over this incident.

⚠️ WARNING⚠️

‼️BELOW THIS POINT LIES INFORMATION THAT IS DISTURBING,EMOTIONALLY TRAUMATIZING,AND MAY INDUCE PANIC IN CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS‼️

⚠️READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED⚠️

“Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.”

~Some YouTuber With a Huge Ass Voice Problem

Sickening...absolutely SICKENING...

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